The Crazy Cannibals of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2023
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Give any cereal enough time and it’ll turn cannibalistic. Krave’s whole lore is proof of this.
I was waiting for someone to say that. But, I don't remember the chocovores (krave cereal) eating each other like the cinnamon squares.
Edit: I saw 2 ads similar to this. 1 is a promotion for some endless runner where a group of chocovores throw one of their own in and turn them into chocolate. Then, the chocovores eat the chocolate krave cereal. The 2nd is another tie in with a game that's hard to translate. A chocolate gets bit and turns into a chocovore. So I guess you was right in a way.
Remember Crazy Good?
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
The chocovores are predators not cannibals, they have been seen in many commercials to predate on chocolate rather on their own kind
The krave ones are unhinged
The squares do not die when they are eaten. They simply respawn. Being eaten is just a minor inconvenience for them.
The accursed Cinnasign.
That was my first theory....like the factory is probably how the eaten squares get continuously respawned
That's still painful.
Now add some emesis blu story to it
@@KairiMorin It seems like it's instant and painless
“The life expectancy is 23 Minutes”
That sentence made me laugh.
Pol pot Cambodia:
Life expectancy
Theory: the cereal ate the chefs which is why they never reappeared again.
Theory: Wendell created the cannibalistic cereal and fed Bob and Quello to them, hence why they never reappear again.
Edit: I just thought of another theory where the cannibalistic cereal ended up eating Wendell after they ate Bob and Quello.
Who hurt you?
1:55
@@TheReal_Jonnyme
and that’s just a theory, a film- you know what it doesn’t work as well if you do film theory instead of game theory
Imagine your mascots going from clumsy but wholesome chefs to unhinged cereal people willing to engage in frequent cannibalism for goofs and gaffs.
the circle of cereal life
@@Gareth_thegoober Ah yes i truly am...a square....i eat my square comrades cuz its funny and shit
@@Gareth_thegoober Exactly
it went from chefs to cannibal cinnamon square's
Nature's natural progression
I know
Cinnamon Toast Crunch was good when it was chefs. It really has been a downgrade since it changed to the cannibal cinnamon squares.
Dont you mean Cinnamoji?
if you use the term 'cinnamoji' then you probably speak in emojis
I had completely forgotten that sea monkeys even existed until you mentioned them and unlocked a childhood memory. When I was a kid, I got a few dozen sea monkeys, and I was really excited about it, but after about a week, there were only 4 left because they had eaten each other, and those 4 ended up getting rather large (by sea monkey standards) and living for several months.
Only the strongest can survive in the colosseum
I wonder, even what are they? Like the species?
@@sullivanbell2397, they're brine shrimp
@@Doublemonk0506
Why are they called "Sea Monkeys" if they're actually called "Brine Shrimp"?
@@chippy2023 Marketing
Just a theory, but in the newest cinnamon toast crunch ad I’ve been seeing a lot, you can see the shadow of Wendell opening the door to a kitchen, where he seems to add the cinnamon dust to the crazy squares, making them go crazy! So maybe he is controlling it all from the shadows. Love you videos!
Maybe the toast squares cannibalize each other as a “survival of the fittest” situation, where the fastest and strongest squares eat the weaker ones, so the stronger ones can create new squares in the factory that have the strongers’ traits
Only for every square in that factory to go nuts and mass cannibalize eachother, wiping out everything they tried to do.
Square eugenics
I seriously didn't know there used to be 3 chefs. And the crazy square was so bizarre. Will you be talking about krave chocovores next? As it's about cereal that eats chocolate?
this mans ability to talk about nonsense for more then 5mins is amazing, and animate it too, i feel like i just watched the webkinz video and here he is with another....keep up the great work because im having a blast
i wonder what wacky world we'll visit next
Geez Choopo you really messed up! The cannibalism is only activated by a crazy cinnamon square getting milk on it! The cinnamon and milk combo causes the frenzy!
this is one of my favorites of yours now, the recurring bits and your insane ramblings make me happy. very bdg of u
6:38 I never knew that Cinnamon Toast Crunch was related to Cocaine but here we are.
It’s clear to me that these creatures are genetically engineered to hunt and kill one another SPECIFICALLY for the marketing campaign. They seem perfectly evolved to detect and capture other crazy squares, with gaping mouths and grinding molars perfect for turning that delicious cinnamon flavour into pure nutrients. Their perfect homeland is maintained by outside forces to make them look better, but their natural design is clearly to live solitary lives in the cereal wilderness, their cannibalistic tendencies and general ravenous carnivory can only be sustained by the machine that produces more of them. Of course, Wendell has made them this way to show how good CTC is. I would want to buy a cereal that’s so good, even the cereal is eating itself! But it results in these creatures being trapped in an eternal Ouroboros where they cannot fully drive themselves extinct, but they are also incapable of doing anything but devouring each other. An idyllic land becomes a nightmare for its savage inhabitants.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who found those commercials disturbing.
No I used to be genuinely scared of then
I remember my nephew was terrified of the cinnamon toast crunch squares commercial when he was a kid, he'd start crying if he watched it
There has to be some sort of villain origin story to the baker. He killed and ate the other two chefs, and then went mad with guilt. He then created the cannibalistic cereal squares as an ever-present reminder of this incident, forever tormenting himself for his wrongdoings.
Are we really surprised the squares are cannibals when their father murdered his coworkers bc they were goofy??
Lmfao
This is the content I live for LMAO. I wanna see the Captain Crunch lore now.
the minions/rabbids-ization of the cinnamon squares is not what i expected, but it honestly makes sense. also didn't know that existed until now, so thanks LOL
Theory: This episode is a prequel to the Operation episode because the kangaroo was the one that caused him his injuries.
I never know what went in the minds of the marketing team for Cinnamon Toast Crunch when they switched out Wendell for literal sentient pieces of cannibalistic cereal. Also, why do they have these feet that look like tiny black dots that are disconnected from their body like Rayman?
Choopo really doesn't know the joys of 2 am cereal
5pm-4am is the only time I eat cereal. Thats prime cereal eating time.
Choopo’s videos are like that one Spotify ad: BANGER after BANGER after BANGER
Cinnamon Toast Crunch!? Wow, these video ideas are getting nuts.
Cinnaville is basically the same as how Omni Man's planet worked
How are the toast able to eat multiple of themselves with out getting full
infinite stomachs.
Cereal Hammerverse
Are you familiar with the "bag of holding"? Basically their stomachs are like that. Bigger on the inside.
unironically I've always wondered about this, very first time I saw one of these commercials when I was like six instead of being an enamoured by the animation or talking about the actual product or some thing about sugar my very first thought when watching TV with my grandmother was "hey grandmama isn't that technically cannibalism?"
And here I thought I dreamed up those 3 chefs for Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a kid, nope they were very real...and gone before I was even born. Now I have even more questions.
I never ate this cereal as a kid cause I hated these commercials but after trying it as an adult it instantly became my favorite sugary cereal.
Crazy squares remind me of Orks in WH40K. They do not die, they simply reraise from crumbs. Maybe once theyre passed by another crazy square they regrow
So much cannibalism that it makes Marvel's Ultimate universe blush.
It’s all that cinnamon and sugar that makes those crunchy little squares so irresistible. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, part of this good breakfast. Crave those crazy squares.
Gonna keep asking this man nicely to review the lore of doc mcstuffins even though he already mentioned it on his operation video
Cinnamon toast crunch commercials are insane
The Sonic Unleashed background music at the beginning already made my day
I can't believe I watched a almost 10 minute video about the Cinnamon Toast Crunch lore💀
you know when you eat one of those and one bit is a little more harder to chew on than the others?
Yep thats when you eat their teeth.
Theory: The cereal ate the chefs and the crazy square cinnamons in the cereal box and they never appeared in any commercial again
This was really funny, I wish they had this in Brazil, I wonder what they taste like
They’re very crunchy and have a cinnamon flavor, along with a cinnamon sugar dusting. They’re very yummy and a good little snack.
I had a 7 year streak of not losing the game. I fell to my knees in this Hardee’s, sir.
I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing that dandruff comparison
5pm to 4am is my favorite time for cereal. For some reason eating cereal is just more fun for me when the sun isnt out.
Bruh I’m eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch rn and I’m never gonna eat it the same again-
I just found your channel like 2 days ago and I've already burned through almost all the content, page rocks bro keep it up.
as an Australian, I can confirm we all think about cereal constantly
When I saw the "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" in the title
I was like.. Oh! he must've put that in the title cuz Cini-minis, is a brand and he didn't want to advertise
then it turned out it is actually the brand name.
Please keep all your therapy appointments. The world may be in danger if you don't.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've never seen a more terrifying thumbnail
I feel like thisguy would have a field day with dumb ways to die
I remember growing up with the cereal itself as the mascots. They're cute.
I used to be so unnerved by the commercials when I was a kid.
I think the other two bakers saw Wendell with his cinnibal creation and left before they took over.
I'm glad this channel exists, you go squirrel :)
I love how you showed a box of the cereal that says General Mills on it and you still said Kellog’s lol
Poptarts vs Cinnamon Toast Crunch who wins the getting eaten alive contest?
I love how random Choopo's contents are, even though i don't even know most of them!
My man said "What the Dickens" like they were reviewing an English Carriage in 1764 5:34
When I was younger I'd sit down and get myself a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and watch regular show
Ah yes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Where your head looks more like a nose than your actual nose.
Nice vid. Humour good as always.
I sometimes forget that in America they are called cinnamon toast crunch and not cini minis 😭
7:48 The teeth is where they get that crunch when eating them
I think the reason for the ruthless cannibalism is due to a lack of laws and the cinnamon. imagine if you found out that your friend tastes good, irresistibley good. there are no reprecussions. no laws saying you cant. this is what the cinnamon toast crunch society live in.
Maybe Wendell gave them this trait as a fail safe So they never rise up against him. If they can’t stop themselves from eating each other how productive can they really be
I saw a recent commercial where you see how the crunches are made in the 'Cinnamon Toast Crunch Kitchen'' and in the first few seconds you can see the shadow of the good ol' chef himself.
“You kill or be killed” WAS THAT A UNDERTA-
This is the most informative video I've ever seen
I live in a country where this cereal and these ads don't exist, so this whole video has been WILD for me
I like the fact that the road curves over a Cassowary looking thing on the background.
The fact that I got so mad over just hearing you mention the game and knowing that i lost sucks
These ads and also dumb ways to die have inspired me to make a stop motion series where these blobs eat each other and other situations when I was little
when this video released yesterday i was like "oh i love that cereal! cant wait to watch this tomorrow!" and then that very night my mom came home with this cereal. i never said anything about CTC. im eating it rn while watching this wondering if this was coincidence or not lol
The cinnamon is an addictive substance that has been proven to make toasted squares cannibals when eaten or sniffed.
How does the "Can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?" line of commercials fit into this?
The putting a toddler in a woodchiper is quite relatable 🥫
I eat my cereal at whatever hour I choose. Thank you very much.
Krave cereal in the next review, I like how they are the predators of chocolate.
Also you should know that cannibalism is quite common in nature, especially when it comes to eating babies.
These videos are better advertising than the commercials, I saw this video after the goldfish one and before clicked I bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch at the grocery store and ate it while watching this
Was not expecting the dandruff explanation 🤣🤣
Now I can’t rewatch this video or I’ll lose the game regularly, curse you choopo
If you're looking for any more topics to delve into, might i suggest the "There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a ---" book series. It's about an old lady who constantly swallows everything and tries to justify it in rhymes.
i've always like these commercials. they're funny :)
This was amazing please Make a part 2
I'm now disappointed in myself for eating cinnamon toast crunch while watching this at 2 am
It's funny how it turned from goofy clumsy chef to tiny walking talking square that often just fucking eat each other just for shits and giggles with no guilt or shame at all. what a world we live in.
This thumbnail is the funniest thing I have seen today, thank you.
By the way, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch world is called the "Cinnaverse". And Cinnamon Toast Crunch is by General Mills, not Kellogg's!
0:27 It was a bright cold day in April, and couldn’t find a scrumptious meal for breakfast. Big brother was watching so three nice men suddenly appeared and begins to bake the cinnamon toes crunch to everyone’s delight” ( this is a reference to 1984)
honey wake up a new choopo video is out
I was glad to discover I’m not alone in noticing their horrific cannibalism
2:30-2:39 is REALLY funny, I enjoyed watching it 10+ times in a row
I think they’re just ‘too good to resist’ personified
Deliver the Poptropica lore video or prepare for a surprise llama parade led by a kazoo orchestra playing a medley of 80s hits.
I kind of miss those ads ngl
This nine minute video consumed two years of my perception of time
those round guys are actually called minis. cinnamon toast crunch minis officially but just minis works. i don't really recommend them, they just made me regret not getting the original squares.
CINNAON TOAST CRUNCH SLAPS AT 2 AM EXCUSE YOU- also id like to propose the theory that the final standing brother of the three ate his brothers and then turned the cereal into a constant reminder and demonstration of what hes done. :)