Weekend Update: Dr. Oz Experiments Killed 300 Dogs, Planned Parenthood Opens Mobile Clinic - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like President Biden pardoning thousands with marijuana convictions.
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"Because dollars are the only thing that Walker is willing to raise"
Damn Che.
racism!1
@@MickeyMouse-lm6zj nope not racism. Hershal walker has 4 children and has raised none of them. This doesn't have to do with his skin color it has to do with him being a horrible father and person.
TRUE!!!!!!
Brilliant
Indeed!
“Because dollars are the only thing Walker is willing to raise” bruh 😂
Right? And if he was a Democrat, we'd all applaud him for getting an abortion though 👏
@@coltonblake13 if he were a dem, he also wouldnt be such a blatant hypocrite...
@@coltonblake13 no, that'd be their choice. The problem is their hypocrisy on the topic, the whole "rules for thee but not for me" ruse the GOP has fully embraced is dangerous to everyone. It shouldn't matter if people have kids or have them aborted, it's a choice that should have no involvement with Uncle Sam at all.
@@jackl4laughs Yea but we otherwise regulate ending human life in every other stage. Again, its the hypocrisy. You're made at his hypocrisy, despite supporting what he did otherwise
Snl should change name to asswipe central !!!
I lost it at “Dallas Cowboys cheerleader”. 😂
I lost it at two words, geez bidens old but at least his heart is good
@@ashtonandkylievideos2929 lmao same 💀
Thank God, he didn't opt for the entire ensemble. 😳
@@amyelizabeth529 I wish he would have 😍
Bill Maher did this same joke last night.
Che's definitely gonna bring back a white lives matter joke when he swaps jokes with Colin
qq
If they even do it.
Nah because this unfunny crap is cancelled.
@@st0n3p0ny you’re high!
@@trueblue4069 your mother.
Have fun watching this garbage unfunny nonsense show spiral the toilet bowl along with Trevor Noah. Kim has what, 250,000,000 followers on Instagram? And SNL can't draw 5 million when she hosts?
All the crappy unfunny comedians are quitting, because the crappy unfunny show is dead. Not enough people out there are low IQ enough to pretend their idiot Trump skits are funny...
“His beard is patchier than his eye!” - Michael Che 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Making dollars the only thing that he is willing to raise should have gotten more laughs, man
That got a "wooooow" out of me
Che went hard with that one
It took the audience a while on that one, either they didn't get it for a moment, or they were busy picking their jaws up off the floor.
In order to be funny it has to have a grain of truth to it. And that line didn't.
@@quirk8841 dude hasn't raised any of his kids lmao. Keep living in your republican fantasyland. I hear the election is in December there.
Still the best part of SNL
Che got future, but Colin gets his laughs out of mercy. Colin is so outdated compare to new cast, he does the same old cheap jokes of republicans that he was doing for years now. Wears old and Colin isn’t ever trying to come up with something new. Disappointed.
How is it SNL only gets a 3 share when Cosby reruns still get a 2.5 share and he is a rapist. People just don’t know funny … or do they!
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY 😂🤣👍
@@infocrypt lmao, what are you talking about? His best joke was literally against Joe Biden, but all you wanna do is cry about the ones he makes about republicans. When did republicans get just as whiney and self victimising as liberals? Lol
Or Keenan
OMG, the wood chipper joke made me spit my coffee! 🤣🤣
I was grinning from start to finish...great job guys!
I thought they were going to make a joke about how every person pardoned by Biden for possession is already in prison for something else so they aren’t going anywhere. But still, they are funny!
Because he wrote his jokes
@@roddo1955 nah really 😮
They really are showing no mercy with those Dr. Oz jokes.
That’s what happens when you are a total dope
Why should anyone show mercy to the puppy killer?
@@anamariaguadayol2335 Y’all sure liked Dr Fauci lmao
@@jtmartin1170 I still do! He's my hero and saved my life and my sanity. But I love it when Republicans don't, that makes them more vulnerable and thus they create the possiblity of one less vote for evil.
@@anamariaguadayol2335 I don’t think Dr Fauci saved your sanity
Michael Che trying not to laugh at his own jokes cures my depression. Cancel my therapy appointment
to be fair, he didn't write any of them
LOL!!🤣
@@mountains889 he actually is the writer
Jost was on fire 🔥!!! Keep the herschell walker jokes coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Side-chat-Lives-Matter intelligent statement there Eric
I love the irony of someone commenting on someone’s intelligence when they don’t know how to properly capitalize words.
@@Side-chat-Lives-Matter it's okay go home and cry
@@mattferguson9109 nice run on sentence
Dr Oz is just as much a politician as he is a doctor.
And as good at neither as well.
In fairness, he USED to be a doctor. He was never a politician (not even now).
Dr. "I have pill to cure anything" Oz ... funded by Johnson and Johnson. All he needs now it the Get Smart pill.
Snake oil salesman. Covers both of his major role-playings.
Thing is, he really was a doctor at one point. He was a heart surgeon. Guess he gave his away.
My standards have sunk so low that all I want at this point is a politician that doesn’t actively fuck us over.
Sink it even lower. What you are wishing for is impossible. That's like wishing for a pretty good guy within a mafia. I mean it's all relative. I'm talking about abundant regenerative societies.
Then self govern
@@kristinareed6656 Whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean.
@@srbrant5391 if you don't know then you're left behind. You're holding an electronic encyclopedia Britannica. Try researching things on your own. Night night
@@kristinareed6656 That’s a chickenshit answer.
The way they’re carrying the show honestly lol
They are the best thing about the show, but I wouldn't say they're carrying it.
A lot of the other sketches were pretty damn funny
@@thedude4672 they are the head writers and weekend update is always the best segment. They carry the show.
The 300 dogs and meatballs was sudden yet amusing dark humor (methinks), nice to hear great caliber from Jost and Che
THE BEST PART OF SNL.. I LOVE TO HEAR COLIN AND MICHAEL LAUGH😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
I approve of Desantis dressed as a go-go girl. He needs to go go!
Yup, straight to the white house
Wake him up, before he go go's, ups and downs, just like a yo yo.
@@bigsprinter
Right, He can be the janitor he is cos playing as
@@bigsprinter Naw, he'll be on work release at the white castle. I'll bet he forgets to put the cheese on your fries.
Lol, why? Let me guess Racist, homophobic and all the same non informed troll responses.
only sketch tonight that made me lol more than 4 times. Keep it up, Update. You're why I am still here, after all these years.
its getting harder to laugh at these, not because theyre less funny, but instead because the news is... too real
This whole burn was so 🔥 I had to turn on the fan... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh Lordy SNL pure perfection!!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Then Dr Oz jokes just kept on rolling and kept me laughing 🤣😭
Just more hate not entertaining at all except for racist pedo democrats
And the jokes whether true or not makes you not want to vote for him. Funny how that works 😂 and then we're all clapping like seals arf arf arf!
You can't live in Pennsylvania or else you'd know how phony Fetterman is. He has a Ivy league college degree, lived off his parents into his 40's, wears a hoodie and tats pretending to be a blue collar working man.
@@Rastamon1 Well they were true
I was worried that Michael and Colin had already left. Can't wait until the last joke swap.
I didn't know they were leaving the show. They're an amazing duo, and wish they could stay. As good as Norm Macdonald.
No tell me they aren't leaving we lost enough cast already
Sarah Sherman and Michael Longfellow probably be good replacements
@@stuartomahony5364 Pretty positive they’re not. But I’d imagine so in the next ~3 years.
@@lindseyhendrix2405 I mean eventually hopefully Colin and Michael are staying in the meantime
The new writers go hard, love it
You really liked to joke about the rains boots ? People laugh out of mercy to Colin, not because he is being funny. I say try harder or evolve.
Sure, ratings are dropping
They were hired from CNN. Enjoy.
@@infocrypt I'm not saying I do or do not like it, I'm just saying they fr have no chill
i thought they wrote their own jokes?
I can just imagine that planned parenthood planted a tracker on Herschel Walker so they know everywhere he's gone.
That's how they plan parenthood and also get paid.
As a former NFL player, he's been all over the country.
He willingly carries a smartphone. Mission accomplished.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist, he becomes a Democrat and everyone praises him for paying for abortions and encourages him to pay for more.
FL governor DeSantis...Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader 🤣🤣😅
Why Oz hasn't been charged with this after all this time is an outrage
He's endorsed by "The Lingering Orange Fart"
Experimenting on animals for medical purposes isn’t illegal. It’s typically a requirement. It’s part of the FDA approval process.
Beacuse it’s horseshit. The real question is why Tony Fauci hasn’t been charged for crimes against humanity as well as torturing puppies. Red tsunami. Leftards
I don’t know what the big deal is…when we right wingers called out Fauci for the same thing you dismissed it as a “conspiracy theory”.
If we eat pigs for pleasure we can kill dogs for science
Rhonda Santis 🤣
You got to admire comedy that hits both sides of the aisle
It always has from SNL. Trump and his followers are just snowflakes who can't take it.
Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush (W), Obama, and Biden were/are not snowflakes.
They just replayed a clip of what Biden said and then made a milquetoast joke about it "Jesus H Christ".... Meanwhile every other joke only rips on republican politicians. Okay sure, that's both sides of the aisle.... Still biased af.
That's exactly true.
Democrats laugh at all of it.
Repubs only laugh at comedy poking fun at Democrats.
Sour grapes losers.
Omg!!! Where do I start, I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All Herschel had to do was Pull out
Oh, hell no!🤣🤣🤣
All he knows is finding a line through the hole to bust through and score.
🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I need to know is not to vote for OZ
Now you have the sloth from the Goonies
@@chueyvanderbilt2213 Herschel wasn’t running in PA though
@@antiantiderivative I love lamp
Ever wonder what happened to your missing pet..
Doctor Oz
Dr. Fauci commented... "Hold my beagles..."
@Kristen Langley : The accusations regarding Dr Fauci were proven false. But I know how little you people care about facts or accuracy..
Your pet was eaten by fat boy Fetterman
@@FlyingTigress Oh really. What office is Fauci running for again?
@Beth Head asshole and mass murderer?
Rhodes looks like he goes to the same hairdresser as Bert from Sesame Street.
That depth perception joke was low. I laughed my ass off.
always solid laughs from these two guys. Thanks!
Dollars is the only thing he’s willing to raise had me on the floor
tough crowd tonight
"Let me start off with 2 words, Made in America."
"Wow, well let me respond with 2 words, Jesus H. Christ"
😂🤣😂🤣
That took me OUT 😂😂😂😂
Great Weekend Update and the whole Show from start to end! Great Fun,,
It's rare to see Che shit on a black person, but when he does, he does so without mercy and it's magnificent.
Coonye West does not care about black people.
That was a fire set they crushed it 😂
Jake - That should be two sentences.
2:40 This just cracked me up😂
Hershal Walker.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Right? I mean if he had a (D) beside his name we'd applaud him paying for abortion but.. so long as nobody looks into it like tht, what a great joke
@colton I guess you missed the part where he wants to make abortions illegal for everyone else in all cases but he personally has his mistresses get them because more children would be "inconvenient." That tidbit went right by you I can see.
@@catladyfromky4142 nope. Assuming all of those things are true.. its just hypocrisy. Firstly his beliefs can change over time like all ours do. However if they haven't, then he's being a hypocrite, which is what every Democrat or pro choice person pretending to be upset about this is also doing.
@@coltonblake13 ahh, the 'BOTH parties bad' defense. Got it.
@@coltonblake13 I love repub tears!!!!
Y'know - at first, I thought that the bit about the car was just a well done job by the graphics team because as stupid as everything has been in this states races so far - I did not actually think we could actually have something that stupid on top of the rest. But decided to google Oz again just to be sure and nope - not only is he really that stupid, to out of an entire museum pick that spot and angle, but was a 5,000 dollar a ticket fundraiser *in California*. I'm actually wanting to see a chart/graph of how many times he actually campaigned, filmed commercials, etc in the damn state since he's running here cause it seems like it's not often.
Oz was virtue signaling to the MAGA base.
Are you going to investigate desantis rains boots too ? C’mon man 😂
Yeah, I thought that was a joke from SNL too until I looked up Dr. Oz. It seems the snl scripts really are writing themselves.
@@daveteds I want to see more jokes about Yellen Janet, how one person that screwed up entire entire generation wealth. Printing more money to help economy was awesome idea in her head 😂
He's not really a politician, just a person who could get elected to do his handlers' bidding. So he spends all of his time fundraising in California, collecting their money first. Makes sense.
Colin and Michael's backs must be killing them from carrying SNL every week.
These guys went hard, and I love it!😂
I love that I'm laughing so hard at these jokes, and the audience keeps ooing and ahing
The very temerity of these knockabout jokesters to impugn the august characters of scions who kills dogs and sell miracle elixirs or nip bastards in the bud while extolling Christian Virtues.
@@FausterZ What?
@@FausterZ That's not a complete sentence!
@@FausterZ um what? HAHAHA What the hell are you talking about? I'm curious?
love to the intern that clipped the two videos together today
That depth perception joke needed some more time between it and the next joke since it had a few juicy layers in it
Once again Weekend Update saves the show! Thanks guys!😂🤣😂🤣
Love the Herschel Walker skits
Walker isn't bright enough to even understand what a joke he is.
They're back! So happy!
This is always the best part of the show lol
If you like animals, don’t vote for the terrible wizard of Oz
Fauci's beagles??
@@Daniel-Weaver
Deflection denied!
If you like America with out fascism. Don't vote for the evil wizard of Oz.
Wow, you really just follow the shiny object don't you. You would really endorse Fetterman. The tax cheating, fraud that wants to release prisoners into a state that has a rising murder rate. Oh yeah he can't even speak due to his health condition and won't debate his ideas. But sure once Oz and Walker pick up steam, these so called scandals appear and of course it's true because SNL and the media said so, right?
Or PETA. Or the humane society. Killing 10s of Thousands of dogs yearly out of “compassion”
Meanwhile, enjoy vaccinations, cures for cancer, joint transplants, organ transplants, medications etc etc. They were all invented by little magic elves with pixie dust riding on unicorns.
Damn it must be a workout to carry the whole show
Dr. Oz shweady balls
You're funny, Sophie.
I love when they give each other things they have to report lol
My favorite segment is weekend update
some bare-knuckle comedy right there
I swear I thought he said 'Woof Chipper'
Weekend Update is the best new parody segment of Saturday Night Live. 🤣🤣😆😆
This has fallen so far from the glory days of the 90's.
The bravery continues this week.
They should have a skit of the January 6th committee
Maiden America
Sounds like two words to me.
Also sounds like Iron Maiden has an American tour lined up.
planned parenthood opens mobile clinic and kills 300
As a Chinese person the "dog meatball" joke killed me 💀
this season is already 10x better than last season
They should have McGruff the Crime Dog as an update guest next week.
The Biden two words 🤣
I love Weekend Update, always makes me laugh
I am so excited for Colin Jost to take over the Daily Show on Comedy Central.
Is he? Is that official now?
Oof really
Those puppies died an agonizing death. They were injected with carido meds, they died screaming in excruciating pain, then thrown into a bag along with some live puppies from the same litter.
Omg that is awful 😢
OMG that Red John joke about the Queen made me choke. So funny.
I don‘t think it was intended as that, but it certainly also reminded me of it. It‘s not the original sky smiley from The Mentalist though.
The writers outdid themselves 🤣🤣😭🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Maiden America
This weekend update went hard
That live audience needs to be fired into the sun, these jokes were all bangers.
Saturday night live greatness
Living in the past, I see.
@@loveforeignaccents trolling in the present I see
@@Khronogi Take a nap, babe.
SNL is liberal activist trash, they need to watch episodes of the early '90s SNL, and learn how comedy was done.
@@loveforeignaccents Thanks for supporting SNL with your viewership
You guys rock.
Che and Colin were hitting bellow the belt Dayum! 🥊🥊
That last joke could’ve been a norm Macdonald joke. Funny
I LUV the Weekend Update
I'm going to hand it to them they did dish it out to the left and the right which is a welcome change. Saturday night live used to give no one any quarter it would be good to see them go back to that
Dont Say Gay needs to be the caption under that picture of 'white-boots' desantis😉
By far the best part of the show
The walker joke was good.
The writers just killed it!!! Sicko Oz backing over a dog was spot on!!! Say it like it is!!! Vote Fetterman!!!
100 to 1 you defended Fauci.
more propaganda at SNL again! Same old same old wake up!
@@annemcardle2491 Yet here you are. You love it.
@@Spazilton1 100 to 1 you defend Trump
Vote for threatening random black men with a shotgun! Vote for vandalizing businesses you don't like! Vote for trespassing to coerce the government! And most of all, vote for late middle age men who've never held a real job in their lives!!!
SNL did great by putting the whole update desk in one clip last week. Not again? Why not?
Best part of SNL
More Biden jokes please. They write themselves!
3 literally laugh out loud ones from Che today, with the pumpkin spice garbage bags from the other clip. "Little or no depth perception" got groans, but personally, I lost it.
It’s pretty nuts to criticize Oz for doing research on animals. Literally every drug approved for humans was tested on animals.
Not true
That opening joke with Dr. Oz was DARK. Hilarious though, just DARK.
I hope PETA gets to him about those experiments... they probably won't though, being the hypocrites that they ARE.
Peta kills more dogs ironically
@@elijahellis1920 And claim all this vegan blah blah, but when it came to buying/creating stamps, they went with those gummed with animal product because it was cheaper.
@@elijahellis1920 - I know.
The ultimate irony with DeSantis sending dozens of Hispanic migrants by plane to Massachusetts is that he recently called for them to come back to help clean up Florida following the damage the state suffered from Hurricane Ian.
Not ironic at all. If they gonna be in this country then put them to work.
No. He didn't.
Migrants are coming back to help, and that is very gracious of them, but DeSantis never asked them to come back. Don't spread misinformation for clout.
Bullshit. He never said that.
The funny thing about it is that the migrants aren't only better people than DeSantis, but better Americans... 🙂
@@carpetman9191 the state of Florida offered them jobs.
Ron dramatics cowboys cheerleader joke was chefs kiss* 😚👌
Best SNL weekend update ever!!! And I know whereof I speak, I am in my 50s and remember struggling to stay awake when I was 9yo to watch SNL💗.
Thank you for coming back - Michael
Dr Oz killing dogs.. knew something was odd about the guy
Wait till you read what Fauci did… but you probably won’t, as it’s not a corporate media headline.
Fauci isn't running for a seat in the senate. You probably didn't know that..
@@jtmartin1170 your comment will be removed as it doesn't comply with newspeak. As mine was.
@@jtmartin1170 this is an incredibly annoying comment. Instead of telling us to wait and read something why dont you just tell us with your source.
@@jtmartin1170 BOT