Barack Obama Sizes Up Trump, Roll Call Vote Gets Lit & More DNC Night 2 Highlights | The Daily Show

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  • @LoriHarris-x3r
    @LoriHarris-x3r 2 месяца назад +2227

    Suburban women love Doug, Doug proudly supports his wife. He’s been a model of support and integrity throughout this process.

    • @kdrcolac4360
      @kdrcolac4360 2 месяца назад

      So has his ex- wife, Kerstin.

    • @Tamizushi
      @Tamizushi 2 месяца назад +219

      I thought he was endearingly awkward in this segment. Not a bad vibe.

    • @sharbear4248
      @sharbear4248 2 месяца назад +54

      💯!!! He’s a dream!

    • @coffe4meplz
      @coffe4meplz 2 месяца назад +27

      I read the first line to the tune of "Feminist women love Eminem"

    • @EVILOLIVE341
      @EVILOLIVE341 2 месяца назад +49

      I like Doug

  • @edrueter9
    @edrueter9 2 месяца назад +6096

    I thought until yesterday that no one could do more damage to Trump than Trump. Then the Obamas spoke.

    • @murasaki848
      @murasaki848 2 месяца назад +623

      I'm surprised nobody's mentioning that Obama's hand movements weren't just to illustrate the question of size, but also a lampoon of the hand motions Trump makes constantly when he's making a speech. A joke of multiple levels, that apparently according to his speechwriters he insisted be left in not telling them about his idea for a visual component (one of the writers was interviewed on The Bulwark). Bravo, President Obama, bravo. 👏

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 2 месяца назад +159

      ​@@murasaki848 Accordion hands!

    • @gustavodeugarte9460
      @gustavodeugarte9460 2 месяца назад +112

      Excellent Speakers...Orators...Trump could learn some new presidential vocabulary..or is it too late.?

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 2 месяца назад +104

      @@gustavodeugarte9460 how about ANY presidential vocabulary?!?

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill 2 месяца назад +115

      Walz has also been killing it.

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.6246 2 месяца назад +2659

    Obama nailed that line and delivery so perfectly. He's the GOAT.

    • @tpham7632
      @tpham7632 2 месяца назад

      The goat that bombed Libya and left it in a terrible state , and then received a nobel peace prize. What a farce😊

    • @oliviayoung8040
      @oliviayoung8040 2 месяца назад +57

      He had me ballin. Just beautiful.

    • @FG-dw9cf
      @FG-dw9cf 2 месяца назад +36

      Exquisite

    • @Hello-Stoiko
      @Hello-Stoiko 2 месяца назад +52

      I am willing to admit that I rewatched that particular scene several times and just smiled so much

    • @mdemers767
      @mdemers767 2 месяца назад +86

      You have to admit, the guy makes dunking on Trump just look effortless.

  • @Kristine_202
    @Kristine_202 2 месяца назад +267

    Lil Jon did 25 episodes of "The Apprentice" with Trump. (He was on two different seasons and finished in the top 5 both times.) A few years ago, Trump claimed he didn't know who Lil Jon was.
    I bet he remembers him now. 🤣

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 2 месяца назад

      Trump's brain is very limited in functionality. He only remembers people who are currently doing things he cares about. And he is only capable of two emotions, love and hate. If he doesn't love you, he must hate you.

    • @RodneyOneil-h7p
      @RodneyOneil-h7p Месяц назад

      ACTUALLY,,,I BELIEVE THAT,,HE DEFINITELY,,REMBERED,, EXACTLY,,WHO HE IS!!!!!!!

  • @ttf4now
    @ttf4now 2 месяца назад +1089

    Obama is an excellent orator. One of the best. So, when he says he doesn’t want to follow Michelle’s speech, THAT is the epitome of a respectful husband and partner. Much love to both. ❤️💙❤️

    • @tcdan-c2m
      @tcdan-c2m 2 месяца назад +46

      Michelle roasted Trump more than a roasted chicken!!! 🔥

    • @jonathanpatch5281
      @jonathanpatch5281 2 месяца назад +24

      He wasn't wrong.

    • @Goljordan
      @Goljordan 2 месяца назад +39

      It’s hard to say whose speech was better. Michelle was incredible.

    • @m.s.u.footballboosterclubt6025
      @m.s.u.footballboosterclubt6025 2 месяца назад +5

      @@jonathanpatch5281that part

    • @gilhoi
      @gilhoi 2 месяца назад

      Pathetic

  • @MargaretBuzas
    @MargaretBuzas 2 месяца назад +1617

    How I miss listening to Barack and Michelle Obama speaking! Clear, thoughtful, with just the right amount of snark. Loved when he said, "Don't boo; vote!"

    • @johnnieccrn6187
      @johnnieccrn6187 2 месяца назад +34

      Don't stand back, Don't stand by VOTE

    • @jacquelinehenriquez9652
      @jacquelinehenriquez9652 2 месяца назад +29

      @@MargaretBuzas And we all remember the correct response. VOTE! I learned some things I'll never forget , that continue to serve me from the Obama's.
      I'm a fan of Presidents booklists. Books they read and the people they studied while in school that they catalogue in their autobiographies. Amazing

    • @AA-bn3pm
      @AA-bn3pm 2 месяца назад

      Vote for what ? What has government ever done for you besides take ?

    • @artinu
      @artinu 2 месяца назад +34

      I'm from other side of the planet and even I miss them.

    • @straighttalk2069
      @straighttalk2069 2 месяца назад +34

      Michelle was on fire, I've never heard her speak so powerfully, I was impressed.

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 2 месяца назад +2431

    The Daily Show has been killing it lately. I think their joy is coming out in genius comedy.

    • @sadepennbrook
      @sadepennbrook 2 месяца назад +11

      There’s that word again. Joy. Look, I like the Walz, but that word is severely antiquated. Just weird in itself.

    • @tzadik.
      @tzadik. 2 месяца назад +4

      Theyre pandering to the democratic glazers. You are one of them

    • @JaeohnEspheras
      @JaeohnEspheras 2 месяца назад +78

      Nah, I think it is the new format of rotating host. They feel much more cohesive, like a team of comedian giving their best for us, ala monty python. Its refreshing, they should keep it up instead of a regular host. Less pressure for one and let everyone shine.

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid 2 месяца назад +146

      @@sadepennbrook Joy is antiquated? Jesus, what a sad life a person who says that must live. Don't let anybody steal your joy, people.

    • @jakelionlight3936
      @jakelionlight3936 2 месяца назад

      12:34 - comparing Mr. Trumps assassinatio n attempt to Mr. Obama's joke about crowd size being a lethal attack; that attack did k ill someone and you just made a joke about it and on Jan 6 ashl i babbi t was also gunne d down and people made fun of her.
      Their is a reason the DNC needs ID to get in and a 12 foot fence...around the entire event. They think some wacko will do the same to them.

  • @Ron-Ayres
    @Ron-Ayres 2 месяца назад +764

    "Show us the girth certificate" is an absolute _peach_ of a line!
    Bravo! 🏆

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 2 месяца назад +5

      Genius! To both of you!

    • @GetZappéd1974
      @GetZappéd1974 2 месяца назад +7

      If Trump really wasn't born in Russia, then he certainly aims to spend his final days there.

    • @Nothinglefttosay
      @Nothinglefttosay 2 месяца назад +6

      That needs to be on a billboard 😂

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Nothinglefttosay It really does! Right opposite the entrance to *Mar-a-Lago!* 🤣

    • @nikolai1326
      @nikolai1326 2 месяца назад +7

      I was eating something and freaking choked when he said that

  • @zenobia10127
    @zenobia10127 2 месяца назад +1784

    As an Illinoisan, I was deeply hurt by Desi Lydic's comments about our imprisoned governors and serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She COMPLETELY ignored the fact that we are also the home of one of the country's first serial killers, H.H. Holmes! The utter disrespect!

    • @jarrettkerbel3221
      @jarrettkerbel3221 2 месяца назад +54

      LOL. FTW

    • @ToniaBell-p9i
      @ToniaBell-p9i 2 месяца назад +40

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @foulmouthjapanese6316
      @foulmouthjapanese6316 2 месяца назад +27

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeremysmith9694
      @jeremysmith9694 2 месяца назад

      Yep you really have some trash people coming from that state.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 месяца назад +85

      Illinois just shines too brightly at times. 😂

  • @souhilabouchareb9386
    @souhilabouchareb9386 2 месяца назад +715

    Barack and Michelle OBAMA : Power couple & Class act. "Turn down for what" by 🇫🇷 DJ SNAKE feat. Lil Jon, great choice Georgia. 💙🇺🇲

    • @zynathera8140
      @zynathera8140 2 месяца назад +25

      Nailed it. Exactly the sort of family the family value party should love.

    • @verbalkint5781
      @verbalkint5781 2 месяца назад +9

      No - I voted for President Obama and have great respect for what this couple did for our nation, but his speech at the convention channeled a lot of Tim Walz content. He didn't talk like that when he was stumping the first time. And I don't say that for racial reasons, etc. but Tim Walz just lays it out and he and the Vice President are the power couple - talking plainly - actually planning on making things happen this upcoming 4 years vs. in the past. Until Tim Walz was added, ALL of the Democratic party was hovering quietly in the background. I'm glad they are stepping up now, but let's give credit where credit is due.

    • @courtneyt5237
      @courtneyt5237 2 месяца назад +14

      Yessss I love the obamas 💙🌊

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 2 месяца назад +5

      Indeed !

    • @truthtorpedo4068
      @truthtorpedo4068 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@verbalkint5781
      Your name must be verbal, cuz u love to talk. Well written and unnecessary.
      President Obama is an EXCELLENT orator who rocks EVERY speech! Tim Walz is also and EXCELLENT speaker...
      & all the powerful Dems were hovering in the background, cuz they had to gauge the temperature. It's called a campaign and it requires actually STRATEGY.

  • @d4mephisto
    @d4mephisto 2 месяца назад +2635

    "show us the girth certificate" LOL Ronny delivered it so perfectly, that line

    • @JeremiahAnderson-y3v
      @JeremiahAnderson-y3v 2 месяца назад

      Obama Sun Rising from the West. This man is nothing like who you think he is.

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased 2 месяца назад +76

      I was crying and suffocating with laughter that entire segment

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 2 месяца назад +45

      But will it be the long form or the short form?

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix 2 месяца назад +21

      That was a masterful line.

    • @MrFuzzyGreen
      @MrFuzzyGreen 2 месяца назад +11

      I laughed out loud on the train

  • @maryk1668
    @maryk1668 2 месяца назад +208

    That Michigan vote cast was hysterical! They were proud to cast for Kamala and truly enjoyed the moment even while flubbing lines. Loved it!

    • @ArksCovenant
      @ArksCovenant 2 месяца назад +3

      Did Faux News and Newsmax make a big deal out of it yet? 😆

    • @SiriusLee_Speaking
      @SiriusLee_Speaking 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ArksCovenantprolly 🙄

  • @LoriHarris-x3r
    @LoriHarris-x3r 2 месяца назад +1714

    Give the New Mexico Governor a pass, she has been a warrior for women among our red state neighbors.

    • @urkiddingme6254
      @urkiddingme6254 2 месяца назад +173

      Much love from Colorado -- your blue ally to the north. We gotta stick together!

    • @grizzyloves
      @grizzyloves 2 месяца назад +130

      She gets a pass! 🔥😅

    • @divi2747
      @divi2747 2 месяца назад +63

      Love Michelle, both Lujan Grisham and Obama!

    • @Conejitoperverso
      @Conejitoperverso 2 месяца назад +128

      All our neighbors have to come to New Mexico to get reproductive freedom. Fun fact New Mexico has no limitations for abortion. People that need late pregnancy abortions come here to get help.
      Also parental consent is not necessary if you can consent you can get an abortion in NM

    • @kerriebarney5823
      @kerriebarney5823 2 месяца назад +131

      New Mexican here. Michelle Lujan Grisham is AWESOME and one of my personal heroines. Sadly this speech didn't showcase her true brilliance.

  • @dennisw64
    @dennisw64 2 месяца назад +2990

    Nothing bothers Don-Old Trump more than being reminded about his tiny "Crowds"...

    • @galens2543
      @galens2543 2 месяца назад +68

      🤏

    • @thesuncollective1475
      @thesuncollective1475 2 месяца назад +61

      Don't forget Micro Johnson 😅

    • @austriasalzburg
      @austriasalzburg 2 месяца назад +64

      And the small hands..

    • @lucasvore9989
      @lucasvore9989 2 месяца назад

      One-old Chump* 🤣 in 2016, it was '"P***y-grabbin ' Chump"😁 Ronny Chieng is right. It's so easy with him. I was so hoping Biden was going to fake stumble over his name again and use Chump, when he called him Donald Dump in the one speech.

    • @Itiswhatitis638
      @Itiswhatitis638 2 месяца назад +30

      I still remember that ruthless Family Guy episode of his tiny hands..

  • @kfeldinAZ
    @kfeldinAZ 2 месяца назад +393

    The Obamas are like super heroes. They are amazing! Miss them.

    • @ciarley1
      @ciarley1 Месяц назад

      Not heroes in the middle east though

    • @45hotro
      @45hotro 24 дня назад

      Big Mike is actually HULK.

  • @robinloveman4251
    @robinloveman4251 2 месяца назад +46

    I thought Doug Emhoff's speech was great, including his story about calling her for a date. And how she makes him listen to it every year.

  • @Shea5793
    @Shea5793 2 месяца назад +1029

    Obama:" Here is a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems since he rode down his golden escalator nine years ago. There's the childish nicknames, the crazy conspiracy theories, this weird obsession with crowd sizes." The crowd knew exactly what Obama meant about size. I love it.

    • @philiptom2799
      @philiptom2799 2 месяца назад +139

      the way he brought his hands together and then he looked down at them. Every time Trump utters "Barrack HUSSEIN Obama" as a dig, everyone will be envisioning Obama with his hand close together...looking down at them...."SHOW ME YOUR GIRTH CERTIFICATE!!"

    • @austriasalzburg
      @austriasalzburg 2 месяца назад +106

      The Obamas suffered enough with Trumps childish insults and lies.

    • @williamhorton435
      @williamhorton435 2 месяца назад

      😊p😊😊9th p​@@austriasalzburg

    • @Verifyourage
      @Verifyourage 2 месяца назад +28

      Obsession with sizes🎉

    • @tw4134
      @tw4134 2 месяца назад +54

      I thought Obama was looking at his hands to poke fun at Trump’s accordion motion. 😄

  • @tammy661
    @tammy661 2 месяца назад +1724

    Whoever came up with “GIRTH CERTIFICATE” deserves an award!

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 2 месяца назад +38

      Yeah that was A+

    • @MichelleBlue-vp1yo
      @MichelleBlue-vp1yo 2 месяца назад +13

      😅😅😅😅

    • @MikeW_is_entertained
      @MikeW_is_entertained 2 месяца назад +61

      And micro aggression

    • @joycesmith4825
      @joycesmith4825 2 месяца назад +14

      That's the one that tickled me 😂😂😂😂😂 💯% !!!!!!!!

    • @thejustin3269
      @thejustin3269 2 месяца назад +28

      I would be priceless to see Trump address the girther movement, but I don't think he could handle himself very well - I mean, small objects are really hard to handle.

  • @QueeneAllie
    @QueeneAllie 2 месяца назад +291

    I miss Obama so much. He's such a wonderful speaker.

    • @JeffreyHughes-x3m
      @JeffreyHughes-x3m 2 месяца назад +4

      Only thing about Obama is he would always sound like he was campaigning n didn’t do much but talk a great game ???? I wish he got his agenda across he is a smart cool man the opposite of Biff the human wrecking ball

    • @ellenfoster9764
      @ellenfoster9764 2 месяца назад +2

      I truly think he is one of the greatest humans ever!

    • @PeaceNotPerfextion
      @PeaceNotPerfextion 2 месяца назад +2

      @@JeffreyHughes-x3mHe was elected twice; apparently his “sound” is effective…

  • @judithharper6731
    @judithharper6731 2 месяца назад +98

    First time I have ever cared about a DNC convention. So exciting and motivating. VOTE VOTE VOTE!

    • @lorifurey5963
      @lorifurey5963 2 месяца назад +1

      💙💙

    • @maxhayashi4078
      @maxhayashi4078 2 месяца назад +3

      I as a foreigner, never listened to the U.S. Conventions...
      But, this time I'm very interested and very glad how things are going on.

  • @martham2930
    @martham2930 2 месяца назад +153

    Pres Barack Obama is the gift that keeps on giving. Ronnie Chieng - en fuego! ;)

  • @Chris-g9i
    @Chris-g9i 2 месяца назад +520

    Hahaha. Girth certificate and micro aggression are pure genius lines! Give Ronny and his writers a raise!

    • @closethockeyfan5284
      @closethockeyfan5284 2 месяца назад +24

      The dab put it over the top for me😂

    • @NoelStalker
      @NoelStalker 2 месяца назад +8

      I know this had me laughing out loud

    • @jlighter1
      @jlighter1 2 месяца назад +15

      Girth certificate was great, but “the wall’s not the only thing he can’t get up” felt like a better second than micro aggression since it hits on policy, too 😛

  • @nstark1066
    @nstark1066 2 месяца назад +1819

    Trump cries when the tables are turned, when he is NOT the only one who can hurl insults..the distinction is the Dems use truth, not lies, to spark humor.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 2 месяца назад +97

      Plus, they can actually be funny.

    • @TiberiusXVI
      @TiberiusXVI 2 месяца назад

      Exactly. People have testified about his micropenis.

    • @greazymcgeezy
      @greazymcgeezy 2 месяца назад

      They use lies to tell you that your candidate is fine, healthy, and mentally acute.
      You saw their lies at the debate, when Joe just had no go.
      You heard their lies after that it was just a bad night. That he’s fine, he’s still great and everyone stood behind him.
      You saw the split, the lower Dems voiced concern and the top Dems voiced support (in public, lies).
      You saw the top Dems lies again come in when they forced him out, and TOLD YOU who your candidate is; The one that polled in the low thirties among Dems until you were instructed otherwise.
      The entire time the MSM echoed their lines (lies) for them.
      Here you are, wiping more blue goo from your chin.
      As an independent, I really have lost all respect for Dems. I’ve voted for them in the past for certain roles, but I can’t see it happening again anytime soon, completely pathetic.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 2 месяца назад +1

      Classic bully boy. Talks tough with his muscle around him, shrinks into the weak, pathetic creature he is, when confronted. Dont even have to hurl insults at him, just the plain truth is devastating to his fragile ego.

    • @mdemers767
      @mdemers767 2 месяца назад +75

      @@CortexNewsService - I've heard conservatives try to be funny. It typically fails pretty hard. Grievance, misogyny, sexism, and victimhood tend to fall pretty flat. Occasionally they can land a zinger.

  • @swhertzberg
    @swhertzberg 2 месяца назад +81

    I loved Doug's speech! He's so relatable and adorable. I bet he and Walz get along great!

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 месяца назад +7

      They'll be barbecuing on the White House lawn while telling each other 'dad' jokes.

    • @junawallace7315
      @junawallace7315 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@sailincat2822in socks and sandals and Hawaiian shirts if they are anything like my dad ❤

  • @olivergregory5093
    @olivergregory5093 2 месяца назад +334

    I loved Doug's speech! I don't think I've ever heard a politician's spouse who was that in love with them. I think it's great to embrace and speak openly about their healthy, happy blended family.

    • @tcdan-c2m
      @tcdan-c2m 2 месяца назад +17

      Well there is the Obamas.

    • @kanesanders6669
      @kanesanders6669 2 месяца назад +19

      Compared to Melania who reacts with disgust like she’s just touched a snail every time Trump tries to grab her hand for the camera.

    • @ceciliai.ogwude2845
      @ceciliai.ogwude2845 2 месяца назад +6

      We all love Dougie. This is all for laughs

  • @BillboBaggins
    @BillboBaggins 2 месяца назад +3447

    Trump will be remembered as Americas skid mark.

    • @elisepentz1063
      @elisepentz1063 2 месяца назад +64

      YES!

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 2 месяца назад +93

      No one born before 2000 will ever win a generational argument with someone born after 2000 ever again.
      _"Yeah, well you lot voted in Trump."_

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 2 месяца назад +15

      So true 👍

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 2 месяца назад +15

      Absolutely !

    • @howardgriego2272
      @howardgriego2272 2 месяца назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Maximusprime24
    @Maximusprime24 2 месяца назад +2363

    Obama's comedic timing is impeccable for a politician.

    • @xx765
      @xx765 2 месяца назад +122

      And the way he gives a speech in general. It's like Michael Jordan with a basketball.

    • @elaineisabelle427
      @elaineisabelle427 2 месяца назад +23

      Spot on

    • @ravallewindowcleaningservi9421
      @ravallewindowcleaningservi9421 2 месяца назад +65

      His comedic timing is spot on for a .......comedian......he can Mic drop like no other

    • @TheJamandberries
      @TheJamandberries 2 месяца назад +10

      🍄🍄🍄🍄

    • @biff64gc
      @biff64gc 2 месяца назад +104

      The way he glanced down at his hands and acted surprised was icing on the cake. Perfect delivery.

  • @Martial-Mat
    @Martial-Mat 2 месяца назад +156

    "That's the second time this summer the secret service has failed to protect Trump from a lethal attack!" 😂😂😂

  • @shazamshazamshazam696
    @shazamshazamshazam696 2 месяца назад +1103

    Obama's hand gesture may be the most re-watched event of the entire convention, I keep looking at it and laugh every time.

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 2 месяца назад +52

      It's the very slight double-take. Sublime.

    • @shannonflahertycardo1163
      @shannonflahertycardo1163 2 месяца назад +6

      SAME!!!

    • @uprightaardvark
      @uprightaardvark 2 месяца назад +23

      Man as a DoD contractor I miss having that man as the front man and defacto boss. US people may not understand the significance but if you have family in fashion and textiles, and have to interact with those in the high fashion world, what the Obamas brought to the table was a a style and fashion sense that allowed us to just give France and Italy the ole side eye of "you can lie to your friends but you ain't lying to us," and they would slink away in shame. When trump came into office, I understood the change and decided to live out my days as now a subterranean mole person. I work, I eat, I burrow, zero interaction means zero embarrassment, such is simple life of mole person.

    • @Jakob_DK
      @Jakob_DK 2 месяца назад +10

      The waving hands as if t was playing an accordion

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Jakob_DK I think Cassetteboy (or someone like him) made a compilation of Trump speech clips including one where he overlaid footage of an accordion and associated out-of-tune music. 😬

  • @stacythomas5072
    @stacythomas5072 2 месяца назад +323

    The Obamas are impossible to "beat" when it comes to speech making. Black job and crowd size were just the icing on the cake to amazing speeches. Doug was charming and I love how much he loves his wife. Schumer, eh? Jordan and Ronnie are as always fantastic.

    • @anniehuckerby9281
      @anniehuckerby9281 2 месяца назад +11

      But Chuck makes me smile like attending a wedding 😂

    • @TurtleLover69527
      @TurtleLover69527 2 месяца назад +10

      The Obamas upstaged everyone on day 2 and 3, they were absolute fire

    • @stephanies2239
      @stephanies2239 2 месяца назад +1

      Schumer was dazzling you with his dance moves

  • @jeremiahsekyi
    @jeremiahsekyi 2 месяца назад +1016

    Ronny Chieng killed it😂.

  • @adamt.5649
    @adamt.5649 2 месяца назад +22

    What's incredible to me is the crowd was so loud it drowned out a microphoned yelling 'Lil John...this is the most electrifying and much needed energy into politics. Thank you Joe for paving the way and what a chess play to save that for the last lap when the attention is the most intense. Brilliant.

  • @elliotbrent
    @elliotbrent 2 месяца назад +234

    President Obama the best ever 💯 Vote ever! Vote Blue 💙💙 💙💙

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz 2 месяца назад +305

    Honest they should just keep this rotation going. Gives all the senior crew to show their hosting skills while also doing the correspondent skills. Killing it on both fronts they are.

    • @GhostifiedGhoulishness
      @GhostifiedGhoulishness 2 месяца назад +6

      I agree. I think Kosta, Lydic and Klepper are just great hosts. I think TDS could just straight up mix it up even if Jon Jon leaves to go back to saving animals on his farm after the election.
      This whole Tag Team at TDS is just killing it night after night.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 месяца назад +1

      I totally agree! Keep rotating top level comedians as hosts. That keeps things interesting and gives the stars some breathing room between performances. Considering these late night comedy shows are a highly creditable source of news commentary, I feel it's better to hear multiple viewpoints from the anchor desk.

  • @daletheriault9956
    @daletheriault9956 2 месяца назад +494

    From Canada🇨🇦...Love our Democrats! Thank you for keeping Trump away!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @SarahNGeti
      @SarahNGeti 2 месяца назад +37

      We won't let him ruin our democracy! He's toast! ❤😊

    • @annbogden2847
      @annbogden2847 2 месяца назад +15

      Thank you to you and Canada

    • @mickywhaley1382
      @mickywhaley1382 2 месяца назад +4

      Lmbo sorry , but we are deporting him after he loses 😅 So you'll put up a border fence or block the runways at your airport 🛫 . Haha 😄 Pootin isn't going to take him .
      Poor t , will see his best friend pootin never really love him .❤

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 месяца назад +8

      @@mickywhaley1382 Wait, I thought he said he was going to Venezuela if he loses? That's what he told Elon.

    • @daletheriault9956
      @daletheriault9956 2 месяца назад +4

      @@mickywhaley1382 why so much hate?😁 Please don't ship him here!!! 😅😂😅

  • @PerspectiveEngineer
    @PerspectiveEngineer 2 месяца назад +57

    Boy, the Big O still brings tears to my eyes. Im not crying...
    it's joy

  • @IanMcGarrett
    @IanMcGarrett 2 месяца назад +434

    Doug Emhoff's story was actually quite charming.

    • @jhatchett7101
      @jhatchett7101 2 месяца назад +32

      Especially knowing his ex wife made the visual. ❤

    • @kathleenaustin327
      @kathleenaustin327 2 месяца назад +21

      I would love to hear that voice mail from Kamala!😂🥰💙

    • @janiehill4256
      @janiehill4256 2 месяца назад +16

      I liked that too! So NORMAL.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 2 месяца назад +13

      Yes it was, and the audience really responded to it ultimately.

    • @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190
      @krisshnapeswanipeswani3190 2 месяца назад

      That's private stuff. This stuf could include you know some stuff. Normal but we really don't want to know​@@kathleenaustin327

  • @GarySchumacher-z3y
    @GarySchumacher-z3y 2 месяца назад +825

    Finally, the Daily Show is returning, returned to their former greatness. Stewart, Klepper, Cheing and Desi Lydic are fantastic.

    • @SlamDoug
      @SlamDoug 2 месяца назад +4

      Agreed

    • @karld884
      @karld884 2 месяца назад +41

      True.. and don't forget Ronnie Chieng.

    • @christine4109
      @christine4109 2 месяца назад +41

      Kosta too!

    • @walterbo7687
      @walterbo7687 2 месяца назад +23

      Actually... all of them are great!! Hard to pick one

    • @michaeln3044
      @michaeln3044 2 месяца назад +5

      @@walterbo7687harder than finding trump’s…crowds. 😂

  • @fictionfisher7869
    @fictionfisher7869 2 месяца назад +359

    My wife legit cried during this moment. She said it just felt nice to be happy again.

    • @RileEren
      @RileEren 2 месяца назад +1

      Why why

    • @cwink9798
      @cwink9798 2 месяца назад

      You mean she hasn’t been happy last 3 and half years under Harris/Biden… and I went with Harris first cuz we all know Biden was a puppet

    • @nipponsuxs
      @nipponsuxs 2 месяца назад

      Because Trump is like a black hole that's absorbs all hope happiness decency and morality ​@@RileEren

    • @alebienestar
      @alebienestar 2 месяца назад +3

      Aaaaaawe!! I can imagine, it does feel great to have more joy & happiness...Group huuuuuuug!!

    • @AriessunvirgomoonlightLibraise
      @AriessunvirgomoonlightLibraise 2 месяца назад +2

      I did also ,I represent CALIFORNIA 💯🫵🫶💪

  • @emb5048
    @emb5048 2 месяца назад +22

    Im sorry. Doug Emhoff was just too humble & charming. And Chuck Schumer was everybody’s New York Italian Jewish Grandpa.

  • @mouthylittleheifer3057
    @mouthylittleheifer3057 2 месяца назад +350

    They need to give a serious raise to whoever wrote Ronny Chieng's jokes. That was brilliant! Also, give one to Chieng for his spot on delivery.

    • @xzillione
      @xzillione 2 месяца назад +17

      i think he should really just take over the show full time honestly

    • @coromur
      @coromur 2 месяца назад +4

      Guarantee it was Josh.

    • @christopherrobinson3290
      @christopherrobinson3290 2 месяца назад +2

      Wow he’s on 🔥 😂😂😂

    • @viclange3826
      @viclange3826 2 месяца назад +3

      That dab

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 2 месяца назад +5

      ronny is the funniest

  • @manarmsgaming9223
    @manarmsgaming9223 2 месяца назад +337

    LOVE the crowd for rolling w/ the Desi Lydic bit!! Top tier fans right there

    • @johnevans9751
      @johnevans9751 2 месяца назад +9

      Desi Lydic: National treasure

  • @eaglesbaby4233
    @eaglesbaby4233 2 месяца назад +228

    It's not just the insult Obama made. It's how masterfully he did it. When he looks down at his hands like he didnt realize what he's doing. Just perfection.

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@JB-pu8ik
      Looked like about 3 in to me.

    • @GraceDavis-sp1ey
      @GraceDavis-sp1ey 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@davidbusen545😂😂😂

    • @irag34
      @irag34 2 месяца назад +9

      Apparently his speech writer recommended to strike the joke off the speech and kept removing it from the speech but Obama kept putting it back.

    • @Troll-hj8gu
      @Troll-hj8gu 2 месяца назад +6

      Exquisitely executed tiny trump accordion

    • @langtoun8235
      @langtoun8235 2 месяца назад +5

      He knew what he was doing, nice reference to Trump’s mushroom 😂😂😂

  • @Zarastro54
    @Zarastro54 2 месяца назад +68

    Jordan is one of the most consistently funny hosts outside Jon on the Daily Show roster.

  • @NOM-X
    @NOM-X 2 месяца назад +223

    Obama was the best President so far in my 50 years/ 3 combat tours, (he (my old boss) brought us home), took care of us wounded warriors, etc.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 2 месяца назад +2

      💚🇺🇲💚

    • @diyac9554
      @diyac9554 2 месяца назад +12

      Thank you for your service!! We as a nation have to take better care of our military and veterans!!

    • @TSOrr
      @TSOrr 2 месяца назад +16

      I served under Obama, voted for him twice. I miss him in office.

  • @Rob-pb7ed
    @Rob-pb7ed 2 месяца назад +174

    The Daily Show absolutely killed this one

  • @hughjorg4008
    @hughjorg4008 2 месяца назад +464

    Yesterday KAMALA said, "the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores." 💙. Today WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !!

    • @theworldsonheroin
      @theworldsonheroin 2 месяца назад +50

      Someone posted their gas prices going down too

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 2 месяца назад +40

      ​@@theworldsonheroin gas prices always go low around the general election so that candidates from neither side would use it to win support. After the election, they will start gouging again to recoup all the losses...I mean make up for the lower profits

    • @dianagross8784
      @dianagross8784 2 месяца назад +53

      I don't think she's about price control but knew that putting these companies on notice might actually change their practices... seems it might be working

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 2 месяца назад +1

      @@theworldsonheroin And also, 1.Kamala's elimination of junk fees at the banks saves Americans $5.5 billion annually.💙
      2. Kamala Harris reduced credit card late fees from $32 to $8.💙
      3. Kamala's elimination of airline junk fees saves Americans $500 million annually.
      4. Kamala reduced the price of 41 prescription medicines for low-income Americans and the elderly. 💙
      5. Kamala provided health insurance to 20 million poor Americans who have never had medical care before.💙

    • @bkm2797
      @bkm2797 2 месяца назад +20

      thechallengeofnature,
      Troll!
      Nothing better to do tonight ehh!

  • @johns6177
    @johns6177 2 месяца назад +27

    dougs speech was actually my favorite. he is funny chill and genuine.

  • @gabriellevitale4670
    @gabriellevitale4670 2 месяца назад +766

    My algorithm never showed me a single RNC clip. Thank you for that.

    • @ew346
      @ew346 2 месяца назад +13

      Mine did maybe because I am in Georgia had the nerve to say our VP put felons on the streets like the republicans party didn’t put their felon on the streets. To funny vote 💙

    • @sadepennbrook
      @sadepennbrook 2 месяца назад +21

      That actually worries me. I’m in the mindset of always knowing where and what your enemies are doing or saying. I don’t want to go digging for it because I don’t want my home page riddled with it. But a few automated recommendations here and there wouldn’t hurt.

    • @ladonnawashington1643
      @ladonnawashington1643 2 месяца назад +4

      Same. Whew! Dodged a bullet there!

    • @brockfrazier9533
      @brockfrazier9533 2 месяца назад

      The big tech companies with the algorithms back the democrat party. Avoid unwanted noise. Vote accordingly. :)

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst 2 месяца назад +3

      IKR? I was thinking I was very Blessed. Thanks Algorithms

  • @LordAzrael707
    @LordAzrael707 2 месяца назад +75

    Honestly though, it's not fair to compare anyone to the Obamas when it comes to oration. They're the master class.

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 2 месяца назад +202

    That "crowd size" delivery was so unexpectedly funny.

  • @PlagueRavenRX
    @PlagueRavenRX 2 месяца назад +28

    "Michigan! You embarrassed us in front of Illinois!" Home state is Michigan and I moved to Chicago, that especially cracked me up. 🤣🤣

    • @Thuase
      @Thuase 2 месяца назад +1

      Props for avoiding Ohio 😂

  • @BrewCityChaser
    @BrewCityChaser 2 месяца назад +205

    The folks who make this show possible deserve all the Emmy awards.

  • @cosmicat320
    @cosmicat320 2 месяца назад +149

    This guy sat through tRump rallies trying to make sense of it. Pointing out the obvious. I love Jordan Klepper! I am so glad to see him hosting the Daily show! ☺️💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

    • @MaryAnderson-x9j
      @MaryAnderson-x9j 2 месяца назад +1

      Not sure how you managed that feat. I get nauseous even hearing Drump’s voice

  • @ReadMoreHistory-v9u
    @ReadMoreHistory-v9u 2 месяца назад +406

    I literally have watched the DNC roll call three times. It is so much fun! Never in my life did I ever think that would even be possible.

    • @mestrinimaster3602
      @mestrinimaster3602 2 месяца назад +22

      Learning from Europe's Eurovision 😂

    • @KraXoom
      @KraXoom 2 месяца назад +25

      I’ve been watching the DNCs since 2008 which I was eligible to vote for my first presidential election that year. Never have I been this moved and exited (except when Hilary casted her vote for Obama which I legit balled my eyes out). This is the greatest DNC I’ve ever watched and I hope they stick to this format. It was quite literally a concert and had that entire stadium lit!

    • @MrM1729
      @MrM1729 2 месяца назад

      You need a life. 😂

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 2 месяца назад +7

      Right?? I never thought the *roll call* would be so lit 😂😂

    • @meganbyrne2138
      @meganbyrne2138 2 месяца назад +5

      It’s my new go to “playlist” on my commute. Pure joy!! 💃 🎶

  • @zoeslovely7096
    @zoeslovely7096 2 месяца назад +44

    Jordan is my FAVOURITE!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @anarchyneverdies3567
    @anarchyneverdies3567 2 месяца назад +227

    Illinoisan here! I couldn't approve more highly of Desi's little history lesson on Illinois 😂😂😂😂

  • @urkiddingme6254
    @urkiddingme6254 2 месяца назад +251

    Don't listen to Jordan, Doug. We loved you last night!

    • @gretchendodson1374
      @gretchendodson1374 2 месяца назад +51

      Doug’s “Doug-ish-ness” is what makes him great!

    • @NadynemAlamo
      @NadynemAlamo 2 месяца назад +16

      Yes, we did. You are a great guy & u did what you were supposed to do, introduce her as a caring loving woman with COJONES. Not fair to compare u with Michelle, she has gotten better with the years & the continued disrespect from the Republicans. For me, though, the best part was when Michelle introduced Barack as the "love of my life".

    • @andercoyote4170
      @andercoyote4170 2 месяца назад +9

      He was great!

    • @lilyt18
      @lilyt18 2 месяца назад +2

      👏🏽💙🌊

    • @itsbigcliff5178
      @itsbigcliff5178 2 месяца назад +5

      It was all in fun...he loves Doug 's Douginess

  • @catherinegilbert8360
    @catherinegilbert8360 2 месяца назад +161

    I don’t know why I cry every time the Obama’ speak. They are so charismatic and inspiring.

    • @hortonp1000
      @hortonp1000 2 месяца назад +14

      It’s easy to understand. The state of our country, political polarization, and hate, their words show hope at a time when it seems low. It’s time to bring Americans together again. I do believe Harris shares their message.

    • @marygoround1292
      @marygoround1292 2 месяца назад +11

      Some people just have that magic

    • @Shadinsb
      @Shadinsb 2 месяца назад +1

      Unresolved trauma.

    • @BloopBe3p
      @BloopBe3p 2 месяца назад +5

      I cried, laughed, danced, and felt hope, throughout the past few days.
      But man, Michelle Obama has changed my perspective as an American. That was truly the best speech I’ve ever personally seen. I don’t know much about Barack or Michelle Obama, because I was in middle school when they were in office… but both of their speeches were amazing 🩵 💛

    • @boredboardgamerkramer3838
      @boredboardgamerkramer3838 2 месяца назад

      If Michelle is never our President - and it's her intention that she never will be - it will be a huge loss for the nation and the world.

  • @oldskoolfattieg
    @oldskoolfattieg 2 месяца назад +27

    The daily show has been absolutely killing it lately.

  • @layhdejjj9707
    @layhdejjj9707 2 месяца назад +108

    When Obama was president, I only worried once in 8 years. That was four years in and I only worried that he wouldn't be reelected.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 2 месяца назад +1

      Sarah Palin took care of that

  • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
    @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 месяца назад +146

    Broke my heart to hear the Obamas speak. To hear great political oration again, the beautiful language, the emotional delivery, the intelligence behind it all...brought to mind an old literary quote:
    "The past is a different country: they do things differently there."
    Thanks, Obamas, for the reminder that we once were great.

    • @jenawagner6475
      @jenawagner6475 2 месяца назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing. I feel inspired, hopeful and pride after hearing the Obamas give a speech. I feel nauseated, disgusted, and frustrated after hearing Trump talk. I felt ashamed to be an American while he was President. The thought of possibly being stuck with Trump as President again truly gives me anxiety. I don't want to go back to that.

    • @amarbyrd2520
      @amarbyrd2520 2 месяца назад +5

      We will be again! #VoteBlue 💙💙

    • @MarcDionne-d2x
      @MarcDionne-d2x 2 месяца назад +8

      Hey, let's not diss what Biden has accomplished. He had to come in during the heart of the pandemic, and steer us through. We have barely begun to reap the benefits of the infrastructure bill. My 401K has more than regained what it lost during the final year of Drumpf. And, he had to regain the trust and respect of our foreign allies.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 месяца назад

      @@MarcDionne-d2x - Oh, absolutely! Biden pulled us out of the morass that Trump left us in, and I would have been happy with 4 more years, except that whether or not he still maintained the strength and capacity to carry on for another four years, he could no longer project that image to voters, and that alone would likely have given Trump the election.
      Joe Biden served his (and our) country well for an entire lifetime, and I believe he can claim his term as President of the United States as the crowning jewel of a life of service. THANK YOU, JOE!

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 месяца назад +1

      @@MarcDionne-d2x - I think I replied to you elsewhere on this same issue (or else my comment went astray and is floating aimlessly somewhere in cyberspace) but I'll say it again - I in no way dissed or intended to diss Joe Biden (didn't even mention him!) and I am 💯with you on your comment.
      Like Obama, Biden walked into a mess created by a prior administration, and like Obama (with Joe as his VP), Biden hit the ground running and took care of business. Trump's mad because it's looking more and more like he's not going to be able to roll in and claim credit for yet another economy brought back from the brink of a republican administration. THANK YOU, JOE! 😘

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 2 месяца назад +313

    Anyone else miss The Opposition with Jordan Klepper? I Loved that show. 🙇🏿‍♂️

  • @aprilblossoms4
    @aprilblossoms4 2 месяца назад +19

    Maybe President Obama should be guest host on the show. He was brilliant.

  • @drexrew
    @drexrew 2 месяца назад +61

    Doug Emhoff's story of their first date was actually very charming.

  • @Praetor_Fenix420
    @Praetor_Fenix420 2 месяца назад +169

    The Daily Show coverage of the DNC is next level!

  • @matthall8555
    @matthall8555 2 месяца назад +9

    This may be the greatest episode ever. You deserve large growing crowds!!

  • @aramos_1526
    @aramos_1526 2 месяца назад +219

    I got to attend tonight's taping and had a blast! Great episode of the Daily Show and shout out to Jordan's parents for continuing to be so supportive to Jordan!

    • @Yyyyyyy44
      @Yyyyyyy44 2 месяца назад +3

      Lucky!

    • @bkm2797
      @bkm2797 2 месяца назад +6

      They have every right to be proud!

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 2 месяца назад +6

      Gosh, traffic in Chicago must be insane right now. From Australia, it seems that every major venue is bursting at the seams!

    • @bonniea8189
      @bonniea8189 2 месяца назад +3

      Awww that's sweet to hear!

  • @mbalatincz7053
    @mbalatincz7053 2 месяца назад +285

    This may have been the best four weeks in the last 8 years

    • @laurenreinhold7266
      @laurenreinhold7266 2 месяца назад +6

      August has definitely been the vibe

    • @angelgarza7437
      @angelgarza7437 2 месяца назад +5

      I hate the bar is this low

    • @marinamagic6394
      @marinamagic6394 2 месяца назад +4

      💯 I am so grateful they're bringing the joy back.

    • @marcovargas4483
      @marcovargas4483 2 месяца назад +1

      @@angelgarza7437 Oh, stop. We're having fun. It's been a long 8 years.

  • @af6096
    @af6096 2 месяца назад +56

    Much props to DJ Cassidy! I've never watched a political convention, and I had it playing in the background while cleaning. Let's just say I didn't finish 😂 This was very well produced! It was very well produced, the music hooked me but the speeches kept me hanging on every word. Excited to cast my vote this November 🎉

  • @thomasr7129
    @thomasr7129 2 месяца назад +9

    Desi delivers. Goodness gracious me, her delivery is 100%. Still laughing. And Klepper as host is rock solid.
    And Ronny? He is a class of his own. You never really know what he'll say, but you know it will be funny.
    All the best to everyone in TDS, writers, other staff and support making it possible for those in front to shine. Thank you!

  • @Danstarla
    @Danstarla 2 месяца назад +46

    Granted he is no Obama but Doug was adorable and his speech was great.

  • @scottnierling53
    @scottnierling53 2 месяца назад +140

    Ronny is masterful, in fact, a genius. He brings it every night!

  • @dnebster
    @dnebster 2 месяца назад +147

    Girth Certificate, micro aggression, then that Ronny dab had my sides hurting 🤣

    • @dremetlock1635
      @dremetlock1635 2 месяца назад +2

      I know right... perfect delivery 😂😂😂

  • @charlielukasavage7560
    @charlielukasavage7560 2 месяца назад +24

    "girth certificate" might be on e of the best puns I've heard in a very long time

  • @mdemers767
    @mdemers767 2 месяца назад +80

    That last exchange with Ronny Chieng was the best part of this whole bit.

  • @lexdunn4160
    @lexdunn4160 2 месяца назад +85

    I love the new Daily Show. Terrific rotating hosts, excellent supporting cast, and really sharp writing. Hippest show on air right now.

  • @LoriHarris-x3r
    @LoriHarris-x3r 2 месяца назад +225

    Michigan was cute! The DNC is smile inducing, it’s incredible how the momentum shifted.

    • @victoria856
      @victoria856 2 месяца назад +4

      I couldn't believe they didn't practice.

    • @cindyneff6499
      @cindyneff6499 2 месяца назад +19

      I thought so, too! It was so human and NORMAL!

    • @catherinec2967
      @catherinec2967 2 месяца назад

      Me too 💙

  • @brandok
    @brandok 2 месяца назад +12

    All the Daily Show correspondents are amazing. Desi is pure genius on delivery

  • @proyectoalfonso
    @proyectoalfonso 2 месяца назад +81

    Kamala.!! Thanks for bringing back the happiness and hope to the world.!! ❤

  • @jklappenbach
    @jklappenbach 2 месяца назад +189

    The Doug phone story was GOLD. Not every speech needs to be political black tar.

    • @Hello-Stoiko
      @Hello-Stoiko 2 месяца назад +23

      It sure doesn’t! I was captivated for the entire speech. I love learning about their journey in finding each other, their blended lives, her love for their kids and family.

    • @anniehuckerby9281
      @anniehuckerby9281 2 месяца назад +22

      Unlike Trump and Melania They actually Love each other ❤

    • @MaryAnderson-x9j
      @MaryAnderson-x9j 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Hello-StoikoAmen. Loved him for how much he conveyed his love and admiration of his wife

    • @kananda08
      @kananda08 2 месяца назад +3

      Thank you I'm going to look for the full video now.

    • @tcdan-c2m
      @tcdan-c2m 2 месяца назад +3

      Doug's speech was so heartwarming!! 😊

  • @k.mccandies1505
    @k.mccandies1505 2 месяца назад +70

    Whenever Lil Jon says "turn down for what", I get happy chills 😄!!!

  • @Dethrey_
    @Dethrey_ 2 месяца назад +9

    Jordan Klepper is one of the best journalist and comedians on the planet. Brilliant work from the team of writers and delivery in prose satire.
    Well done 👏🏾

  • @ErnestoRenteria7
    @ErnestoRenteria7 2 месяца назад +368

    “Girth certificate” is a banger of a joke 😂

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 2 месяца назад +4

      I shook the building 😂

    • @delta5297
      @delta5297 2 месяца назад

      Democrats could go 20 times lower than they are now and still never match the depravity of the GOP.

  • @bryanmack5410
    @bryanmack5410 2 месяца назад +182

    So happy to see Jordan praised by a crowd. We need that man more than ever right now.

    • @ThePinkapron
      @ThePinkapron 2 месяца назад +11

      I was in the audience and can confirm he got SO much love. The producers didn't really have to do much coaxing to get people enthusiastic. We also had extra time so he was taking questions from the audience which was really fun. His family was also in attendance which we learned during the pre-show comic warmup which was fun. :-) They were seated in the nose bleeds and it was so pure.

    • @bryanmack5410
      @bryanmack5410 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ThePinkapron super-sweet!

    • @kellyb9287
      @kellyb9287 2 месяца назад +2

      I went to one of his shows.. we gave him A LOT of well deserved love!

  • @misterbennnn
    @misterbennnn 2 месяца назад +146

    "Show us the girth certificate" nearly made me spit out my drink 😂😂😂

  • @mlongoria124
    @mlongoria124 2 месяца назад +37

    😂😂😂 All of my favorite late night shows have just been GLOVES OFF all week, along with such key powerful players at the DNC. I haven't laughed so hard at these shows in so long. This is gold!

    • @tcdan-c2m
      @tcdan-c2m 2 месяца назад +1

      They are having a ball!!!

  • @solesoulsorrow
    @solesoulsorrow 2 месяца назад +93

    "You embarrassed us in front of Illinois!" 😆

  • @michaelelliott1212
    @michaelelliott1212 2 месяца назад +135

    Love and respect to Jordan Klepper. Salute!

    • @Grace1957-
      @Grace1957- 2 месяца назад +6

      A little Jordan and Desi and my day is complete.

    • @mayflowerkid4422
      @mayflowerkid4422 2 месяца назад +5

      We need more Klepper!!!

  • @lurx2024
    @lurx2024 2 месяца назад +245

    Stormy Daniels can attest that Trump's "crowd size" is miniscule.

    • @austriasalzburg
      @austriasalzburg 2 месяца назад +19

      🤏

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 месяца назад

      As the Spanish speaking “illegals” Trump so obviously derides while they observe through the fence he calls a “wall” would say, “un pene pequeño.”

    • @lilyt18
      @lilyt18 2 месяца назад +10

      🍄 🤢

    • @AqualungsBreath
      @AqualungsBreath 2 месяца назад +5

      And we know it doesnt last Till the end

    • @OmertaVII
      @OmertaVII 2 месяца назад +5

      We could assume now she ruined Toad from mariokart for me 😂😂😂

  • @ERAforALL
    @ERAforALL 2 месяца назад +12

    On the Obama burn: “That’s the second time the Secret Service has failed to protect Trump from a lethal attack.” Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee when I heard that line! 😂🤣

  • @13Sentry
    @13Sentry 2 месяца назад +147

    You the man Jordan!

  • @strueth81
    @strueth81 2 месяца назад +122

    Jordan Klepper is the best! 😂😂😂

  • @pro-choicemom
    @pro-choicemom 2 месяца назад +51

    Doug is adorable. C'mon man. 😂

  • @chudlightthepianocurl7136
    @chudlightthepianocurl7136 2 месяца назад +7

    "MICHIGAN!! YOU EMBARASSED US IN FRONT OF ILLINOIS!!!"
    As a Michigander, I feel that!

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp6360 2 месяца назад +152

    "...girth certificate...micro-agression..." pricelessa

  • @ChrisPack-tk1px
    @ChrisPack-tk1px 2 месяца назад +332

    Rumor has it Trump will be tried as an adult... 😂

    • @edmunddantes7097
      @edmunddantes7097 2 месяца назад +11

      And as a human....

    • @mikeallison5549
      @mikeallison5549 2 месяца назад +9

      Depends on how they measure…… (insert image of Obama hand gesture from DNC speech)

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 2 месяца назад +6

      But that's unfair 😢 he has the maturity of a toddler

    • @j.christie2594
      @j.christie2594 2 месяца назад

      Depends, or Pampers

  • @omargardner7129
    @omargardner7129 2 месяца назад +134

    Ronny Chieng killed it!!!

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 2 месяца назад +6

      I don't know. I suspect Melania would attest that it hasn't shown signs of life in years.

  • @sunitacoviello
    @sunitacoviello 2 месяца назад +9

    The look on Obama's face at 12:46 was priceless!

  • @deanoc1530
    @deanoc1530 2 месяца назад +48

    Barrack Obama hits different and should be the definition of charisma.

    • @lm4836
      @lm4836 2 месяца назад +2

      The kids call it "riz".