Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Switch Jokes - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2019
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news and make each other tell jokes they've never seen to close out Season 44.
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So yeah, the internet had a meeting, we voted, and we all agree that the joke trading segment is pure gold.
WAY better than last time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
Pure gold indeed
revelwoodie GOLD
Facts
Sad they only do it once a year
Colin’s Jokes: Goofy frat bro humour
Michael’s Jokes: _Intensely dark and racist jokes_
Me and my friends jokes a little bit of 𝘽𝙤𝙩𝙝
Michael’s consistent attempt to sabotage Colin is my favorite thing ever. His tweets saying Colin beats him up at work are hilarious
Michael's response [shocked Pikachu face]
A perfect combination and white and dark humor 😳 no pun intended
AJB__ PEEP that’s your problem right there
Michael, after writing jokes of various levels of racist for Colin to read, reacting to said jokes being read: wow Colin how could you say that
Lmaoooo
That's one of my favorite parts.
Lol
The only gaslighting that i think is acceptable
@@leiajiang7877 I don't that word means, what you think it means 😉
Colin’s reaction to the jokes is funnier than the actual jokes. Seeing the regret on his face after finishing the joke is hilarious.
I love when they see the picture and already know it's gonna be a mess
I think it’s more fear for his life than regret. Sure the regret is there but still
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Closely followed by Michael pretending to be offended.
I wouldn't have said that pure gold 😂😂
I've never seen somebody look at a picture of MLK with such fear. 😂
double thumbs up to this comment here
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
I usually look at streets named MLK with fear
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe the had a bad dream.
Collin always tries to make a somewhat funny joke, Che goes for the throat EVERY SINGLE TIME lmao.
Did you hear the one about the dogs?
Or the one about child molestation ?
Che is that one friend
The idea isn't to SABOTAGE each other MICHAEL
crwn they are head writers
Colin: "You're gonna get me murdered . . "
Che: giggling uncontrollably.
He's giggling because he took out a life insurance policy on Colin.
@@justmenotyou3151 I'd be doing that too, to be honest
cause he keeps running his mouth
The White Lighting joke almost lured Jost in to think Che might just make him say some harmless self-deprecating jokes. And one round later you get the chimpanzee culture joke. Dude is a master.
“Why? You’re going to get me murdered!” Pure gold!
"You shouldn't have been running your mouth" would have been a gold response
If he doesn't come back next season we know why XD
@@Slotten68 i didn't get the last joke. Help me out bro!!!
Sudhanshu Rasal the MLK one? He’s saying that mlk running his mouth is what got him killed
@@sunny1441
SMH. Really? I guess you fell asleep in history class.
Colin's jokes are all sexual and Michaels are all racial, they're both pure gold
We need more of this
Micheal's first one is literally a sex joke about Colin not lasting 10 seconds.
But still, more of this, yes.
Comedy gold there
I thought it would have been perfect for che to throw in something about being with Scarlett Johannson being a good excuse for only lasting 10 seconds
Try "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"
IMightBeBiased but it was also racial, so the observation holds true.
Jost seeing the graphic of Dr. King and going, "Oh Come on!" He knew instantly Che had him beat 🤣🤣
Whenever I’m having a hard time, I’m a bad mood, depressed, etc., I come back to these videos. They never fail to cheer me up!
Right ?! I have watched it 7 times in two days 😆
Let's make a "i am depressed and need jokes club " lol haha I do the exact same thing
“The idea isn’t to sabotage each other. It’s just to share fun jokes. Right, Michael?”
“...mmhmm.”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
BlackPiano and in that moment, you can see Colin realize he’s completely fucked
The only way Che's lie could've been more obvious is if he'd covered his mouth.
@@taakotuesdays Oh, no. With that Catholic joke, Che realized that he's the Road Runner... and Jost is Wile E. Coyote a day after he found 'The Secret' and had time to think things through...
“You go first” 😆
yea when black folks tell u mmhmm we're pretty much lying 2 u lol
I need this for 10 mins instead of all the long sketches of people they interview pleasesse
Andrea M yesss!!!
I *HATE* the special guest segments. Since season 1, they've just been obnoxious and way over the top, even for this show. Just stick to the hosts and their jokes that have chemistry.
Yeah the type of interview's like Kennan Thompson as R. Kelly are the only ones I need to see.
Yes we do!
I think more of them writing jokes for each other would be hilarious.
@@MontgomeryWenis stefan was one of the most beloved snl characters of all time but okay
I love how Michael just says "This will be good" like he's going to sit back and enjoy this.
I love the joke swap thing they do. Colin's face whenever he know he about say a racist joke is priceless. And the way Che pretends he had nothing to do with it makes it better!
“In her defense he is the one who decided to keep running his mouth.”
YOU’RE GOING TO GET ME MURDERED!
Riley Tan That part...I just can’t. So f*cking hilarious!
The Rosa Parks joke is still to me maybe the best joke ever written for SNL. Che is a comedy genius.
Tbf, Colin was the one who decided to keep running his mouth. :P
Michael O'Connor *WHY*
I didn't get the joke, can you explain pls?
colins instant "WHY?!" as soon as he read the punchline is hilarious lmao
Such a funny joke but that "WHY?!!" KILLS ME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, he honestly did fear for his life.
That cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The hilarious thing is that this early on, his fear was probably genuine. After time passes and he doesn’t get murdered, he starts reacting to these jokes with laughter.
Colin’s hair being messed up from the water looks so good I mean goddamn does he ever look bad??
Damn, that got me too. Especially when he swept it up
No he does not!
Thirsty bitches
Ikr
I was just thinking that 😊
Che laughing uncontrollably at the end is the best thing ever.
Colin shaking his head while saying “Why!?” Is the best thing I’ve seen all week!!
😂Omg, I laughed so freaking hard, I'm not even figuratively crying, I'm literally crying 😂
ColoringKaria Ditto 😆😆
Gmoney3nt You’re republican I’d guess, because otherwise...
@E Y Yeah, they have no perceptible sense of humor.
@Gmoney3nt Did someone piss in your corn flakes or something? Seriously, try not to be such an asshat.
It's hilarious how Colin switches from smug pride after Che reads his jokes to absolute horror when he sees what Che has in store for him. Checkmate, mate! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Lol. Yeah, but it's a bit unfair when you think about it. Racist jokes are always going to be more extreme than whatever Colin can make Che say. He is literally playing his "race card". Shit is funny as hell, but also like an automatic cheat code. It's a game that Colin is literally not aloud to win...... But...... I'll admit I would probably do the same thing in his spot, just to f*ck with him. Still, I just don't think it's checkmate if they aren't playing the same game.
@@Danielson1818 🙄
@@anthonymiller934 What's the problem? I was just poking fun at the fact that Colin can't win no matter what joke he writes. I would be open to hear any retort on how I was wrong. I can't interpret much from a single emoji.
@@Danielson1818 he can win and I think he did this year with the Epstein joke. It’s just extremely hard because the race thing is so funny. They need to give Colin some dark material to work with like the Epstein one and he can take the crown
@@magnadelusor4249 Yeah, I wrote that comment before this year's edition. Unfortunately, there is no 'they' to write dark jokes for him. Colin and Che are the head writers. They really are writing this stuff.
Michael’s dark laugh at the end, he knows he’s an evil
Genius.
These two are the best thing to happen to SNL in decades 🤣
Really think the joke switching is Colin and Michael’s best thing. I really think that segment sets them apart and is unique from the previous Update hosts
But stephan was pretty great
@@carlkelemen9099 Stefon was a guest not a host
I hope they don't over do it, then it could get old and stale. Btw why are they wet?
@@noahfried3647- they're wet because of a previous segment with Cecily as Jeanine Pirro. Watch it.
I love when Collin sees the photo on the screen and knows automatically its going to be bad!
I love when these two make each other read jokes they haven't seen. Hilarious.
They saw the in dress rehearsals. It's all an act
@@BlueHen123 and you know how?
their just making liberal jokes? i dont get it
I was crying 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that is the bit, you basically said nothing
I love the expression on Collin's face when he sees the picture!
Michael Che: "mhm"
*That's when Colin knew he fucked up*
Just when you think Colin has him on the ropes, Che pulls out those race jokes😂😂😂.
You cant even put Che against the comedy ropes without going through that man's whole roladex of racism lol.
That’s all he does
Bruh how do u have 5k likes and 4 comments
@@robhoward5828 and it has never failed him
@april vanderwall "those kind of people... " Well you played yourself.
Ah Colin came back much harder this second time around.
Jon Adamich he was ready for it this time lol proud of him
Jon Adamich That's why he's called white lightning.
but he still only lasted under 10 seconds
Che will always win because he has the winning formula:
Make a white dude tell uncomfortably racist jokes live on TV lol
EXACTLY. 😂
This trading jokes segment is hands down one of the best series in SNL
Colin and Michael are like the definition of chaotic good
Over the seasons Jost and Che have become very comfortable in their roles as the hosts. At the beginning you could tell they knew they had big shoes to fill. The chemistry is great and Weekend Update which is the staple of SNL is strong as ever. Love it.
They are the backbone of the show. Never miss Weekend Update, it's the best since I started watching the show as a teenager 40y ago!
Its definitly not the strongest its ever been on account of norm getting fired but its still funny
When is the new season?
It’s consistently my favorite sketch
They are a fantastic duo!
Colin: "so the goal isn't to sabotage each other just give each other fun jokes" Michael (innocently) : "uh-hu"
Best part for sure
And Colin's look of absolute horror at what he knows has to be coming.
The fact that Michael is laughing so hard he’s shaking is hilarious
That Saw joke was absolutely AMAZING
SEENT!
Colin will always get screwed over when he and Che do this
The Vatican joke was pretty good, though 😂😂
Colin is the better writer so that doesn't make sense, unless you mean that white people telling "black" jokes is breaching border lines.
WHY?!?!?!?? smh
The dynamics are funny
It’s so enjoyable to watch 🤣.
Colin was a lot better this time but Michael did him dirty. Absolutely love when they do this.
I love how slowly and carefully Colin reads the jokes like he has a choice to stop mid sentence and save himself.
They need to make it even..Colin should make Che say funny comments about Robin William's suicide or the parkland teenage victims 🤔Or perhaps the big fat white red ass orangutan in the White House...hmmm would you all still think the segment is "pure gold"? 🙄😒
@@debbiedelight7988 What point are you even trying to prove? That dark comedy shouldn't be a thing, or..? Colin already upped the ante from the last time they did this - Che just naturally has the advantage, but I'm willing to bet there's still things he wouldn't make Colin say even in this context. These guys are both professionals after all, they'll know exactly where to draw the line.
@@debbiedelight7988 shut the fuck up Debbie
Hearing Michael laughing at the end of each of Colin’s punch lines makes this all that much funnier 😂😂
I love how Che always looks at Colin like he didn’t write it. And I also love how as soon as Colin sees the graphic he says “oh no”.
Michael Che is an absolute savage, he goes hard! 🤣 Watching Colin read those jokes is just priceless... hilarious!
These guys have some of the best chemistry on television. A real SNL asset.
Only friends can joke that way with each other. Those two are great.
I’m convinced they use this format just to say hilarious “offensive” jokes that they can’t say normally like they used to
Yeah Jost said as much on an interview with Stern a while back
It's a brilliant 'hack' of the system for sure.
Che said this is why they did it on Stern
Oh, absolutely!
Oh I feel spoiled when they swap jokes it’s like a present to all of us lol
And it’s not even Christmas lol
Che 'won' this round again, but Colin *definitely* came with some fire.
And under 10 seconds.....
There seem to be lines Colin won't cross with these jokes. Che doesn't seem to have those.
Yes - that "face down, ass up" line was killer!
The catholic church joke alone...I mean that was comedy club level the hit in your gut type.
After the first year when Colin went easy he made sure to bring it. My favorite was him getting Che to say Blue Lives Matter
You're gonna get me murdered, has to be the best line in this video
Colin: You’re gonna get me murdered!
Michael: 😂😂😂
"You're gonna get me MURDERED." lmao, this is just pure gold.
Che should've immediately said, "Damn right, whitey." The whole studio would've exploded.
1:31
Colin Jost: and the idea is to not sabotage but to give each other fun jokes.
Michael Che gives him ALL of the racist jokes
in all fairness, Che did roll his eyes at the idea of not sabotaging each other.
It's all in fun love
wishful thinking
He's funny. Don't read something more into it. He makes racist jokes because he can get away w/ it in a humouress way.
@IAmaPersion durrr...making jokes about racism makes him the REAL RACIST! GTFOH mayo eater
I love that you can tell jost knows where the chimpanzee culture joke is going as soon as he read Africa
The chemistry these two have is what makes it work.
I absolutely love the joke switching. It is so maliciously hilarious, Che is amazing 😂
“Whoa...I wouldn’t have said that.” I’m dead
Colin: "You're gonna get me murdered!"
Michael: 😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re gonna get me murdered.”
Me : don’t worry. Your wife will avenge you.
Thanks for all the likes. I honestly didn't think I would get that many.
Ahhh... I see what you did there... ! :p
I understood that reference
@@rosaliebrandsen1879 you gotta get the personal connection between the two to get the joke otherwise you won’t.
Not anymore 😂😂
@@ZaneTruesdale007 she dead
I will forever love Michael Che for that plastic/Kardashian joke
rofl
That was Colin's joke, poking fun at Che because he admitted he watched them last year. Then they swapped jokes.
@@Lost_n_Found_1 - That's right, good shit; love them both either way.
Colin gets owned every time they do this segment, and I enjoy every minute of it
The amount of swearing in the audience from 2:36-2:50 😂
2:25 Michael’s “oh” and chuckle let me know that was about to be a bad one😂
Colin’s stray hair that was effortlessly caressing his forehead made me FEEL things
weird flex but ok
It's a "Superman" thang, right? 🤣
He makes us all feel things
Maxwell Duncan Can't say I feel anything (except laughter) when I see him...……………...probably because I'm a straight guy.
he is so classically handsome it’s insane
You just know the next time Colin and ScarJo hook up she's gonna call him White Lightning. 🤣
We all know it’s not true, but....🤣🤣.
You couldn’t blame him if it was though lol
TwilightSunXXIV omg 😆🤣😅🤸🏽♀️
White Lightning and Black Widow, together forever, or at least for ten seconds at a time
@@jaschul He'd beat me I'd only last 5.
2:24 you can visibly see Colin go “oh no”
Colin: "You're going to get me murdered"
Michael: (laughs)
When people say that snl is not funny bring them here this shit was hilarious
This was, but majority of the show hasn't been in a very long time
weekend update is consistently entertaining, and often hilarious. the sketches are what drag the show down.
The more staunch believers will still disagree.
'In her defense, he is the one that decided to keep running his mouth.'
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
WHY?!?!?
Aramis Hernandez i died
I don't get it.
@@kokolatte825 take your time
livingroomsuperstar I still don’t get it
“WHY?!!?” 🤣🤣🤣 So sincere. So pure. 🤣
They sync SO well together & make me LMAO! "Scar-jo" & Che NEVER QUIT THIS SEGMENT ON SNL!!!
Hadn't realized the Peppa Pig thing before, but can never unsee now
The dad's face is worse, because he has chin hair!!
A G 😂😂😂
In China we call Peppa Pig the hair dryer
Clue in the initials.
Edwin Chan ugh me too 🤦♀️
Che and Jost have been on fire all season. Absolutely brilliant 😂😂💙✌🏻
Christina Kaur this was the BEST grand finale
Collin: frat bro jokes
Che: OUT FOR BLOOD 😂😂😂
Colin: you're going to get me murdered.
Michael: 🤣🤣🤣
Wow!! Face down, ass up!! 😂😂😂😂😂 that one did it for me
I was rolling watching it live. This is one of the best weekend updates.
It really was
@@fluffy_kitten how dare they talk about politics during their political satire/world news segment? The audacity!!
@@fluffy_kitten You wouldn't be saying that if you agreed with their politics.
Fluffy Kitten yeah fr
@@fluffy_kitten they can do whatever the fuck they want too...stfu!
2:00
That’s the face of “at least it wasn’t racist”
Chey is funny asf for those jokes he made Jody say😂😂😂 those were some classic jokes
Best weekend update ever lolol. "WHY?!"
Woah! I wouldn't have said that...
After writing it for him was fantastic. Great segment!!
Have you been in the internet? Half the people here would not read out loud the ridiculous things they say.
Two people with a sense of humor having fun, love to see it
Colin telling “WHY?!??” after reading Che’s jokes gets me every time 😂
Even though it appears Colin was more aware of the stakes this time, I think when it comes to this segment, Che just wins by default lol
nothing Colin writes will ever be as good as "uppity-bus-passenger-day"
That was brilliant.
I AGREE... good Lord...I TAUGHT SCHOOL and Rosa Parks was alwys our kids favorite African American to study.. Che loves it!! LOL
😂😂😂
Poor Colin. "WHY?!?!?!" 😂😂😂
I just read Colin’s book and the fact that when he first started doing Update people hated it is a travesty because him and Che are gold together
Che is the type of friend you KNOW would try to trick his white friend into saying the n-word if he didnt know he'd get fired for it
“WHY?? You’re gonna get me murdered” 🤣🤣🤣
Scarlett will keep Colin safe :)
@@kenm7609 So Che saw this comment and wrote 2020's jokes to ensure that Jost would not even be safe from scarjo
When they make jokes for each other, it’s the funniest SNL has been in years. Do it regularly imo.
2:40 “Whoa, I wouldn’t of said THAT!!” I died.
"I wouldn't of said that"
😂😂😂😂
Please give Che and Colin their own Show!!!
A spin-off I'd happily watch!
Could be the new Odd Couple.
They had a weekly show last summer, idk what happened!
They work really well off each other
Don't wreck them by sucking them dry with a show that might be too intensive. The weekly gig is simply awesome!
a half-hour news cast, show within-the-show
That "Fine I'll wear a condom" joke from Colin for Che, is sooo genius if you're familiar with Che's stand up. Does anyone else get it?
Respect to Colin
Screw the pooch?
I think we all got it.....funny stuff
It remind me of when Che said if he was a goat and someone asked him if he would get chopped up or get blown by a strange farmer, it would not be the toughest decision he would make as a goat.
Omg I cry laughing at the MLK joke everytime.
This is by far the best segment SNL has ever done. The cringe factored with the hilariously vulgar jokes, it's to much! 🤣😂🤣
Flashback to when Colin read the Rosa Parks joke 😂
Edit: I did not expect this to get so many likes, thanks everybody!
Any link?
@@Geo98719 ruclips.net/video/YRfN-UGoKJY/видео.html
@@timothycruz2516 ty!!
@@Geo98719 no problem!
@@timothycruz2516 ty
The fact that they are all wet from the rain is so funny
Scarlett Johansson would turn any man into white lightning in his defense
Perfect darkest jokes ever, please keep em for the finale.
Every joke Colin says ends with a "WHY!?!" and it makes my day
I NEVER get tired of these two and these joke swaps are the absolute best. More please!!!
These guys are comedy GOLD. Their banter and chemistry is amazing! The "White Lightening " joke made me LOL!!
0:20... "SEENT" ... that was GOLD che😂😂😂😂🙌🏾✨
I did not get that one.
@@melindapsy also.
Do U bother..Didb't get it ..
@@melindapsy seen is a past tense see "saw" however "seent" It's like saying "aint". its improper and was common urban slang . that of which chris rock has practice
That unexpected moment when the comment thread about the joke is funnier than the joke itself. 😂😂😂