When Was It Satisfying To Catch A Liar? (r/AskReddit)
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39:52 All I hear is "wachasea.wachasea.wachasea.wachasea.wachasea"
That'll be stuck in my head all day.
well, I hear "I want cheese ...." repeated over and over again
@@deinemudda6104 now that’s all I hear
@@bellegold2956 sry :=)
Ok thats funny
I want cheese
WTF happens with the story about the watch? The voice really messed up there.
Where dem watchies at
I watched this exact video already a couple weeks ago and it has the exact same audio fuck ups in the exact same places, but this video says it was uploaded 9 hours ago at the time of me writing this. I think this guy copy/pasted this entire video from the guy who originally did this video.
This channel has had a lot of this shit lately. So not only are they greedy (putting in 7 ad breaks per video) but they're incompetent, too.
if you pause the story where “watch” is being repeated mindlessly, the rest of the story is there to read! 😊
I thought it was my phone at first. 😂😂😂
Simba, the Lying King.
XD.
That pun is so good.
When I was a senior in college, I went to the gym and made the mistake of stuffing my driver's license and student ID into my sock. They started to bother me on the treadmill, so I took them out, set them on the counter behind the machine, and promptly forgot about them. When I went back to retrieve them, they were of course gone.
Fast forward to that very night. I'm at work tending bar at one of the hottest clubs in town when the door guy starts yelling my nickname.
"Hey, I think this guy's I.D. is fake. What do you think?"
The door guy hands me a driver's license. It's mine. The kid at the door doesn't bat an eyelash, acting all indignant that his honesty is being questioned. I decide to play along and ask him his name, birthday, address, etc. (he got them all right). I had him sign his name and compared it to the driver's license (not bad). Meanwhile, the door guy is absolutely losing it.
"I don't know, man," I said, holding the ID up to his face. "This just doesn't look like you."
"Yes, it does!" the guy insists, even trying to open his jaw a little to get his face the same length as mine.
"Hmm," I said. "I don't suppose you have anything else with your name on it that could verify you are who you say you are?"
You could see the light bulb go off over the guy's head. He fumbles around in his wallet and pulls out my missing student ID. I take it, look at it, and can no longer contain myself. The door guy and I both burst out laughing. The kid is super confused.
"You know who this DOES look like, Bob?" I asked the door guy. I hold both IDs up on each side of my own face.
The kid's mouth works for a second before snapping shut. He turned around and did the walk of shame while every other person in line openly laughed at him.
Gannicus Finch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol karma
too perfect 😂😂😂😂
Excellent comment🤣
This makes zero sense.
39:58 says "I want cheese"
XD
me to
After " I want cheese " what she said"
I kept hearing "hes a watch" after a bit
i want cheese too, reddit voice
The Reddit voice is going through some stuff, ok....
Vhat makes you think that?
Taco Maniac If you pause the story where “watch” is being repeated mindlessly, the rest of the story is there to read! 😊
@@missflowerpower8724 Thanks, but I can actually read fairly fast
Don't make fun of him getting older he's going through puberty
listen they just want some cheese dude alright?
When he said “watch heeza watch heeza watch heeza”
Man I felt that
My niece, love her to bits but she's a huge liar and troublemaker. Many years ago, she had ended up living with us for a whole year for a reason I can't remember. My mother bought a couple of almond chocolate bars from my old school. She (my mother) ate half of one, then left it in her purse. At the time, I didn't know where she put the other one. My mother later realizes that her half-eaten bar was gone, and that my niece had eaten it. She's unhappy clearly, but doesn't make too much of a fuss over it because she has the second one. She tells me to get it, and that she'd hid it in her armoire drawer. My niece, watching this whole scene and awaiting her inevidable punishment from her grandmother, states calmly and without remorse; "Oh don't bother, Grandma. I ate that one too."
To this day, we still laugh about it. My mother still does not get along with her granddaughter.
At least she was honest the second time. Most kids will do everything they are aware is in their power to avoid punishment... At least she was smart enough to know that there was no getting out of it and also chose to admit to what she did.
I once had a woman call me a liar for stating that I couldn't remember all the storms I've survived. Yeah... She did it because I was implying her story of remembering all of hers was absurd.
39:16 Are you ok?
It happens again a cupple seconds later to
Icelo Racing Network If you pause the story where “watch” is being repeated mindlessly, the rest of the story is there to read! 😊
On lost On lostOn lostOn On lostlostOn lostOn lost
He wants cheese
i had these two friends who were really manipulative and just all around bad excuses for human beings. they were talking sh*t about me behind my back but whenever i called them out for it, they would always deny it. so one day i pretended everything was cool and i hung out with them. i told them i was going to the bathroom and i left my phone near them while it recorded audio. and surprise surprise, they started talking sh*t about me a couple seconds after i left.
In elementary school, I had to meet my parents at my aunts house literally across the street from my school. Next door, there was a park and a library and sometimes I would go to the library to do homework or read. One time at the end of the school week, I was hanging and playing with friends and wound up taking farrrr too long to basically cross the street. My mom was already there waiting for me and asked me where I was.
Me: “I went to the library.”
Mom: “it’s Friday. The library is closed.”
I have never felt the blood drain from my face in that moment. My cousin had walked in and immediately turned around to walk out. It was my first time being caught in a bluntant lie and I’ll never forget that feeling of terror realizing I was caught.
Perfect thumbnail btw
Ikr
I would have preferred a thumbnail showing some plants applying for a job.
Back in the 1960's, my father was stationed at Mather AFB--he was the paymaster for the entire base (ie the senior enlisted man that actually ran the department while a relatively junior officer was kept around to sign papers.) One day a Major with 14 years service comes in to make a reimbursement claim for travel. The major claimed he'd been stationed in an isolated base overseas, and that there had been no Air Force flights out of that base, and that he had had to make his own arrangements. One problem: My father had been stationed at that very same base, and being the paymaster there he was intimately involved in the travel arrangements of the active duty personnel. There were 3 military flights leaving that base every week; some people (mostly officers) would refuse those flights & since they were overseas already, would take a European vacation at their own expense. The spineless officer did not want to make an issue of it since "a major in the USAF wouldn't lie about such a thing". My father took the matter to the Colonel in charge of their division for action. Now that Colonel had also been stationed at that very same base, and knew full well about the 3 flights per week. As a senior officer, he'd been called upon to sign the final documents authorizing those flights. He asked my father to investigate. That evening, my father put on his uniform; an air policeman showed up at the door to drive my father to the Payroll Office, & open it up for him. My father called that overseas base (no easy thing to do back in 1961), and spoke with his counterpart. They confirmed--just as my father suspected--that the major had declined to take the military flight & said he'd be touring Europe--at his own expense--before going home. He asked them to make copies of all the needed documents, and fly then out on the next flight. The next week, the Colonel summoned the Major into his office to discuss his travel claim. All the incriminating documents were laid out on the Colonel's desk. The Major was given the choice: he could either be tried for filing a false claim--the evidence was damning & would most likely result in a conviction & less than honorable discharge which would follow him into civilian life OR he could resign his commission & save everyone a lot of trouble. He chose the latter. This idiot pissed away his future in order to swindle a few hundred buck.
Epilogue. The major walked out on his family, leaving them destitute. At Christmas, at the intervention of the base Chaplain, his family received one of the "Christmas Baskets" normally given to married junior enlisted guys who were having trouble making ends meet.
I often wonder what kind of risk-reward assessment goes on in the heads of people like that. Small payout and giant risk of being caught? Let's do it! So stupid, and obviously faulty. But then i remember there are people sending their money to prosperity gospel preachers and joining MLMs, so it can get even worse. Misguided greed is a weird thing.
Your Daily Joke:
One day, a factory worker calls his boss and says:
- Sorry boss, but there’s no way I can come in today. Every part of my body is sore. My legs, my arms, my back.
The man’s employer says:
- You know what I do when I’m sore? I tell my wife and then she takes me into the bedroom to give me a treat. She rubs me down and I’m good as new. Try it and then tell me if you’re not good to go.
Two hours later, the man comes strolling into the factory whistling a song.
The boss catches him and smiles:
- So you took my advice?
The man pats him on the back and says:
- Sure did. By the way, boss, you have a beautiful home.
Actually pretty nice
@@sammas9858 Thanks
oooooooh that dude took that a tiny bit to literal
“Oh thank you, you too”
Be careful how you word things.
"When i was little"
"My grandma pulled out her phone and googled something"
Excuse me while i proceed to crumple into dust like Dorian Grey seeing his own portrait
Also, why does this particular text-to-speech always read "wolf" as "volf"?
Makes me feel like it's about to start going on about lebensraum or something
Renter: "I already mailed the check. It must have gotten delayed."
Also Renter: pays with cashier's check, the date clearly printed on it. After when they said they sent it.
At least you still got paid.
They could have sent it again
This one was a bit of a long-burn, but still satisfying. For years, my sibling had this habit of stretching their legs out when sitting at a table. They'd do it in restaurants, at home, at the mall, you name it. I could not sit with my feet in a neutral position, since their feet would always be almost right against my chair legs. Always denied it. Got others to disbelieve me. Then, we got a new dining table. This one had a metal bar across the middle that made it impossible to push the chairs in too far. One morning, they said something rude to me while sitting across from me. I'd had enough, so I got up, slammed my chair under the table, and started to leave. My sibling kicked the chair away, breaking one of the legs of it, and started yelling at me about how it hit their bare toes. That's when I said the oh-so satisfying line: "There's a bar across the middle of the table."
Finally, after years of being called 'dramatic' by everyone else in the family, I had solid, undeniable proof that they really were sticking their feet all the way over to the other side of the table. They blatantly admitted it. Better yet, I was not held responsible for the broken chair leg. My sibling has since learned to be slightly more respectful of other peoples' personal space while they're sitting.
Bot:[says my name]
Me:*Freaking out*
Bot:”40 years...”
Me:*kalm*
When I was about a sophomore in highschool, I had this female friend named Hannah. We had choir together, and I believe it was on her Snapchat that she posted she was pregnant. After the weekend that I saw that post I asked her in choir how far along was she, since no one had any indication that she was pregnant and she sure didn’t act like it. She said she was 3 months. 3 weeks later in her social media she said that her baby was five months old, and provided an ultrasound. I wasn’t convinced.
1 month later she still didn’t look pregnant. She wasn’t extremely fat nor was she super skinny, so being supposedly 6 months pregnant would’ve showed. I asked her how far along was she again, and she said she was 5. I thought she was 6 months?
Well anyway, 2 weeks later she apparently gave birth over a Tuesday. She was gone that day and I saw her back at school on Thursday. Would’ve figured she’d be at home with her new born, but she was walking around and fine and dainty like she hadn’t just supposedly given birth a day ago. Later I asked for a birth certificate, cause this was some bullshit. We had a cheerleader in our choir class who actually was pregnant, and everyone could tell and the whole school damn well knew. When I asked for a certificate, she shunned me and cursed me saying she didn’t have to show me crap, then she blocked me. That baby didn’t even look anything like her. 😂
UPDATE: Just checked her social media after 3 years. Turns out she’s pregnant ‘again’ and due 10-22-22. I think she believes it’s a trend🤦♀️
I get that lying is uncool but this was a lot of wasted energy on your part
Last year people thought I had been in a crash. I wasn't in a crash and I told them as such when I found out. I probably should have asked "oh no, when? Am I okay?" But that doesn't seem appropriate. There was a crash that involved a car similar to mine, which is why they drew such a conclusion
she really thought she was justified when she didn't have proof she had a kidney transplant it baffles me how someone thinks they are justified to cheat or do anything like that when they have no proof
I caught my sons mother cheating by an email.
She asked for my Netflix password claiming she got locked out.
I then received an email update that someone signed in on there smart TV. But they didnt have a smart TV, this made me suspicious and upon looking through her phone discovered that she was cheating
The library story is just glorious lol 😂
So when I was in the navy, this one guy could never let anyone have thier head higher than his, so one day me and my buddy, both of us are extremely ADHD and have our own respective issues with being acknowledged ourselves, we get the idea of getting him to say something ridiculous I decided we could easily get him to say he handglueded through the grand canyon. It took maybe 4 sentences before he has a story where he switched from skydiving to hand gliding over and into the canyon... green mushroom syndrome is crazy
I catch a liar every single time my brother opens his mouth. A habitual liar since the day he could talk!
39:52 that's some sick beatboxing from british reddit bot right there. 10/10
In 4th grade there was this boy that moved to my school from Wyoming (I live in Pennsylvania) he told lies about his life all the time. I felt bad for him because the lies were obviously lies and everyone jus came to the same understanding that he was at a new school and wanted to seem cool so he told lies. We all felt bad and went along with it. The only lie someone called him on was he insisted he fought an alligator. This one girl was like “are t you from Wyoming” he was like “yeah so” and she was like “there’s no alligators in Wyoming” he stumbled and was like “it was in a zoo” she was like “they wouldn’t do that in a zoo, first off in general because it’s like animal abuse and probably illegal but also they especially wouldn’t have let you because your like 8 and a child. Also alligator are like strong and fast and it would have killed you” after that everyone just kind of ignored it. The kid ended up fairly popular that year as everyone likes playing along to whatever he made up at ressess (usually somthing about ghost or horror stories about the area,but one time we spent the whole time looking at the clouds and discussing how low they were and how it looked like a spiral on a very windy dayz
I had a friend originally who was my best friend who I moved in with and they had a lot of mental problems but I didn't think it was bad bad. Slowly over time our friendship deteriorated but I really realized that this was somebody I can never ever be friends with again because of the many times they tried to accuse me of stealing stuff from the house or try to put me in situations that they hoped would validate their reactions or actions.
An example was when I would go to work all day and they'd stayed home and play video games all day as much responsibility wasn't expected of him from his parents who he lived under.
20:05 one time i was playing cheat and someone put down 3 jacks, but one guy had 2 so obviously he called cheat so we turned over the cards and it turned out there were 5 jacks in the deck
Me and my friend were moving out of our parent's house and I had just found a nice apartment to move into. Well I hit my friend up telling him about it and all of the nice features it had. He interrupted me saying that the apartments weren't good and that he already looked up the apartments I was talking about. I told him about the good reviews the apartments had then paused for a moment. I hadn't even told him what the apartment's name was, so how would he even know which one I was talking about? He went silent after I brought it up.
Aw man the video game kid trying to get an ISP on another kid was the best story 😹
When my mom said she won’t get mad if I tell the truth
I hear
“Watchies”
“What she said”
“She said what”
“What cheeze it’s”
I had a guy that rode my bus and said he owned a Bugatti. He was 16. He went to a public school. Mhm ok. I really didn’t need to prove anything because that was so bullshit
Lol sounds like “i want cheese, I want cheese, I want cheese, I want cheese, I want cheese...”
I'm high af and that watch story scared the shit out of me when it started glitching
It seems to me that someone doesn't check the audio when editing, that they don't notice the TTS has glitches over and over.
chances are it's a lot more automated than you'd think
I knew a guy that made up a story about going to Florida when in reality all he did was hide in his mom's basement. 😂😂
20:10 Cheating Chester, all I can say is he doesn't win.
In my house and family, with dad tax, we also have mom tax, grandma tax, Grandpa tax, aunt tax, uncle tax, etc. Idk why the adults don't just buy their own candy
If you're doing air travel for work and your boss is crying about 3 bucks / day extra for parking ... you need another job.
I’ll take it somewhere I trust. “Why didn’t u go there in the first place”
On lost on lost on lost on lost on lost on lost
Kidney transplant?!?! That’s bold.
3:12 “Her next shit on Monday”
40 minutes in and he just starts saying "I want cheese I want cheese I want cheese" I can't un hear it 🤣🤣🤣
something i notice with practically all of your videos, sometimes the tts just repeats a word over and over again and then skipd over what it was about to say, why?
it happens right here
39:16
it was enlightening and life changing rather than satisfying - this person lied without a flinch and with perfect acting, I realized this was a professional career liar and highly versed, it was a domino piece to take down an entire illusion for sure
I live in the North West of England and a lad we work with told us he'd been to watch a concert in London. He'd said he got back at about half eleven. We were all doing the maths. Finish work. Three and a half hour drive there and the same back, if you're incredibly lucky with the traffic. So we're all saying 'What did he do? Watch ten minutes and then head straight back?'
Then someone says. 'Well I asked him what he did last night and he said "Fuck all."' 😂
That couple of words being repeated like a broken record, and happening more than once really ruined my enjoyment of this one.
This is in response to the child with the eye patch. I also worked in childcare. One morning, a little girl came in with her mum, and the daughter had sore looking yellow scabs all over her face. I asked if she had impetigo, a skin infection. Mum innocently said “oh I didn’t see that”. Policy was children with an infection were required to see a doctor and have antibiotics to be allowed into nursery. I called for the manager to be on the safe side before I sent her home again. Manager agreed with me and told mum she needed to get her antibiotics before she could come back. Mum didn’t argue, and dutifully took daughter to the docs and got antibiotics for her. This mum was a NURSE, she definitely thought she could get away with bringing daughter in and knew it was impetigo; she thought she could bet on us not recognising the condition
7:37 Their house caught fire because their demon summoning failed. Even the demon didn't want to have anything to do with them and set their house on fire.
How the frick frack do you mess up text to speech so bad that it repeats the same two syllables for several seconds?
What potato of a computer is creating these?
Haha Jim’s period story was the funniest I’ve ever heard
Kudos to the librarian who chose to find a way to allow the family who had stolen to make things right. Because by facilitating them making the right choice on their own--without humiliation or threats--you actually influenced how they think of themselves! Well done!
One of my favorite stories I saw on one of these videos is the guy who was adamant that either his dad or uncle owned a Dodge Mustang
He's a watch he's a watch he's a watch he's a watch
That beat is fire tho😂🔥
21:30 this sort of thing happens to me regularly. A mechanic tried to make me pay $600 for a "tune up" that included "oil change, replacement bushes and 4 spark plugs plus installation". I change my oil myself, had just replaced the bushes a year earlier and know the car only has one spark plug, for which I keep spares in the glove box as they're only about $4 each. I laughed in his face and drove away.
detail makes a lie believable, but also easier to catch
My son had a melt down when I caught him in a blatant lie
I have a somewhat similar story to the watch one. In 10th grade, my phone was stolen while I was playing in band in a little school parade we had. I spotted a kid with it at lunch, and I'd had this magnetic ring stuck around my camera for attaching little lenses. I approached him and pretended to be interested in the metal ring on "his" phone, asking what it was for. He said it was "to protect the camera". I didn't really need to ask to know it was mine; it was pretty obvious by the cracks in the screen. He's a- watch. He's a-watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a- watch. He's a-watch. He's a- watch. and the principal made him write me an apology letter lol
My Dad: "I never cheated on your mother."
Me: "Except for those 2 times she said you told her you might have given her an STD?"
Dad: Stares in silence.
41:52
Almost certain that the story he stole was the one about Miles laughing hysterically has he's buried in a stripper's chest.
The sewing machine repair shop tried to sell me my own parts.
They said, "It's missing the plate," but luckily they had one in stock that I could buy, and I called them back and said, "It is not missing the plate--I know that because when I bought it, the sellers had used the serial number on the plate to date it to 1904. Would you like the serial number? I have it written down."
Then the lady PANICKED! "It would be of no use to us!" she yelled like someone caught in a lie. Later on, the story changed. They said there was a second, rare antique treadle sewing machine, just like mine. I don't think there ever was a second machine.
Then when I finally got it back, the old man said, "It's not worth fixing," without telling me there was actually any problem with it. Then, "But I'll give you $100, just to look at it. Look at all these antiques that I restored, that you can buy." I'll bet they "weren't worth fixing" either. It made me sick. It felt like he was trying to sell me severed heads.
Then a week later, he called my grandma, who was also involved in all this--who had forced me to "take it in for a checkup," after buying it for me--and said that MY bobbin was his! I told Grandma that I thought he was trying to make her feel guilty so she'd give him money, and she said, "No, that's not it, because when you weren't looking, I left $100 on the counter, for his trouble." So now he knows he can get money from her. Apparently in some places, the seagulls are WORSE about stealing your food, once you feed them. He reminded me of the seagulls.
He didn't get anything from me, but I'm pretty my grandma secretly gave him more money again. My mom later pointed out that he may have seen Grandma's $100, and offered me her money! My other grandmother talked about how every time she took a machine to him, he told her that her machine was a piece of crap, and tried to sell her a new one.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Trust your gut--I had a bad feeling, but wanted to please Grandma. And if anyone knows what kind of needle I need for a 1904 New Home treadle machine, I would appreciate the help. I can't get it from our local "expert," apparently. Thank you.
39:41 watch.exe has stopped working, restart at 40:05
On BLUEBERRY HILL LMAO 😂
39:41 "IWantCheeseIWantCheeseIWantCheeseIWantCheeseIwantCheeseIWantCheeseIWantCheese...."
What in the actual heck happened to the TTV in this story about the watch...? Lol!
39:42
"Add more cheese"
"Add more cheese"
"Add more cheese"
"Add more cheese"
34:47-35:56 Vhat’s up vith the TTS voice saying “volf” instead of “wolf”? Is that hov they say it in the UK or something? (sic)
When are we going to fix mr robot voice....
I remember catching HR Representatives 3 times on the same day when I kept asking the question about transferring to full time to part time. It was either oh it’s first come first serve, oh it’s randomize , oh it’s seniority, I told them I’ve been here for over a year, or your I’ve told them your Contradicting yourself.
Love is magic
People gotta quit their bullshit
The Halloween candy one, our "mom tax" was the almond joys and some of the York peppermint patties. I was fine with this arrangement, I hate coconut and am willing to share the patties.
My (ex) wife would often smell of cigarette smoke even though she "didn't smoke". When I asked her about it and I did this frequently it was always because she had stood next to somebody who was smoking. One day I was on leave and thought it'd gone quiet, I'd notice there was always a garden chair in the passage at the side of the house when I came home even though I didn't like them to block that narrow passage so went straight to it and caught her with a lit cigarette in her hand and dragging on it. Triumphally I said I knew she smoked and she replied "you never asked me", it was no surprise she was a liar but being a gas lighter too was a revelation.
he's a watch he's a watch he's a watch he's a watch he's a watch he's a watch
I was in the hospital about 2 weeks ago, I was being induced for labor because my son had severe defects.
When I got out, I was getting TONS of nasty messages from this white girl who thinks I want her exes. She said I was harassing her exes and said I was doing it over the weekend I was in the hospital. She got so mad when I told her I was in the hospital and my phone didn't connect to the wifi. (It doesn't connect to 5g) she threatened me with death and called me a liar, but I had taken some pictures in my room with my IV and even myself with red eyes from crying as well as my food tray and menu with my name on it. She still said I was a liar and got one of her friends to say she was in the hospital too. (Probably psych ward) and didn't see me. Like yeah bitch, I was in labor and delivery. But I found it really funny when I caught her in her drama loving lies because she always starts drama with everyone and when ever you tell her no, she uses the same lie she made up for you. I enjoy knowing that she's self conscious because of me. I know I'm attractive, but I don't sleep around and then start drama with every girl my man looks at... Considering my man, (my ex) was loyal and doesn't even look at anyone else but me despite not being together. 🤷 I'm loyal too, so what I was trafficked, i had to make money somehow to get home after leaving the abuse. Atleast the guys I got money from did it out of good will and didn't want anything from me. But that's in the past, I know now to keep away from that white whore and I cut her off when I found out I was pregnant in November 2019. I was not stressed at all after that. I'm only stressed now because I mean, I lost my son. But atleast he's not suffering. 💙
17:09 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s not bad (as in the creativity of the nickname)
All i heard in the watch story was add more cheese,add more cheese
"A cronic condition with the truth" I might use this.
He's a watch He's a watch He's a watch He's a watch He's a watch He's a watch He's a watch
"Too lazy to walk the 4 miles to work" bruh idgaf if YOU ride your bike 9 miles. 4 miles is a LOT to walk, especially if it's hot or you have medical issues/work on your feet.
So one day I was making a video,
I'm one of those low effort creators, yeah I know.
I never proof my videos, just copy and paste.
So there's this horrible error that goes out, and there's this one guy --
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My Aromantic butt looking at the romantic doggo: 👀
I worked with a pathological liar. Seems he had gone to a school that had many kids from upper middle-class and above homes, while his family was of more modest means. So he would make up and tell lies about his rich and wealthy family, schooling, and adventures. Yet, here he was working a job barely paying twice above minimum wage.
Daily I would ask him probing questions just to egg him on. It was a blast to watch as he both conjured up some new story, while also trying to keep those lies from conflicting with his prior lies.
Oh what fun.
It sounds like the TTS engine is saying "I want cheese"
One time my friend spilled red paint and tried to deny it but had red paint on his hand.
Lmao my house does dad tax too
Love is magic. However I've already falled in the friend zone before this ;-;
Chronic condition with the truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the taste of a liar, Giorno Giovanna!
I called out a kid in 6th grade on the bus for stealing a water bottle. It was a black water bottle and I wrote my name on the bottle. I accidentally left it in one of my classes and this douchebag stole my property. The story has a happy ending, I got my water bottle back.
-4:06 I see op found himself the dreaded combo.. the one-upper total bullshitter.
The mechanic one reminded me of a mechanic I used to go to. They told me one oil change I needed a new radiator. I told them it was odd because I had it replaced just a year ago, is it normal for them to go bad in a year? He asked who it was that put the last one in, I told him it was them and they can go through the records to prove it. Suddenly I no longer needed a radiator and it never came up again.
I had an ex wife that was a narcissistic and found out she would lie often to get her way or bully folks. I was in the military she wanted me to come back to Texas to “take care of her” because she claims to have PTSD. So, I go to all this trouble putting in a package and coming back to take care of her. She divorced me after a year anyway, because clearly I didn’t care about her enough. A few years later I got contacted by a lawyer representing a company she is suing. She claims an employee from the company stalked her and now she has PTSD from it. The lawyer has the package I submitted in the military saying she under oath already had PTSD along with doctors diagnosis. She was suing for millions and didn’t get a dime because after confirming the package was correct the lawyer never had to contact me again. Her whole family was also willing to lie for her. So, I was literally the only thing that stopped her from winning that settlement
That first one is gold😂what a way to prove your point👏🏻👏🏻didn’t even need to face the boss
NGL, id have been hard pressed not to just drive the f**k off if I had been the dude who found the texts on the gfs phone at the gas station. let that B find a ride home when its four hours away.
I knew a friend who was a pathological liar. My dad moved to Colorado because he was offered a job there (parents are NOT divorced). I always visited him during breaks in high school. I mention this to friends before going on Christmas break. The pathological liar friend mentioned she was going to Japan for Christmas. But then during the break, I saw in her story, she was in Vail, Colorado
Love is Magic