What Is the Most Satisfying Time You've Caught a Liar?
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(Not me but my hubby) We had a neighbor who lacked the ability, to tell the truth on any given subject. One day she was over and saw my hubby's guitars in the den and mentioned that she has bass and how she used to perform in local clubs, etc. So my hubby left the room and came back with his bass, handed it to her, and asked her to play something. She stuttered, back-peddled got mad then left 😆
Something similar went on at one of my former jobs. A guy made up ridiculous stories about all these different things he had done, and we all figured that a 32 year old guy would have been in his 60s to accomplish all he claimed. Our boss had a pilot that occasionally took the boss on trips that my boss had to appear at. This guy had claimed to be a pilot, so someone created a story that the regular pilot was in the hospital and the boss had to get to an important meeting right away at another location in the state, and the boss needed him to fly the plane to get him there. There was a lot of crawfishing going on, and he told that person that he couldn't take the boss to the meeting because he hadn't renewed his license. He was such a liar! I felt sorry for the liar though, obviously thinking that he had to make up these lies to get everyone to like him, but it was the very thing that kept people from liking him. I tried to avoid being in a conversation with him, because he was so full of crap, it was obvious and time-wasting. He still works there.
@@lying_lynx Holy Hell, what a thing to fake! I kinda feel bad for people like that, too but they bring it on themselves. No one likes to have conversations with a person who is only going to spends the whole time making up bs while you're speaking the truth. I had to start taking notes just to talk to this girl. Caught her in a ton of stupid af lies. Things that were so mundane they weren't worth bringing up much less lie about it but there she was just making up all kinds of bs Can't talk to someone like that for more than 2 minutes
i actually dont like catching people in a lie because they always go down kicking and screaming. its not satisfying seeing people deeply in denial lol
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In college, I had an arch rival that was envious of everything I had and did. He had started a student volunteer service, but his position was mainly as a figurehead. I ran the day to day operations of the group, scheduling, etc. So, one day the big shot is in his office with his two ever present cronies. He left the officer door open and I think he talked loud enough for me to intentionally overhear him. He was telling his cronies that he had a new girlfriend named Janet, she was 4'11", blonde and was point guard on the school basketball team. He then went into lurid detail about an encounter with her.
As it turned out, my girlfriend's name was Janet, she was 4'11", blonde and she was point guard on the basketball team. When I told her what he said, she hit the ceiling. The next day, in front of many witnesses in the lobby of an academic building she confronted him about his story. He tried crawfishing his way out, saying she went to a college 200 miles away at which point Janet reminded him that they had played that school and had no one on that team of that description. She concluded her chew out by calling him sick, and then asking if he ******** off thinking about her. She shook her said, reminded him he was sick and stomped off.
When my arch rival ran for student body president, he got nine votes (don't know where the other six came from).
I was walking home from the grocery store once eating a candy bar. Not long after I finished it I was stopped and the cop said he was going to write me a ticket for littering.
I asked him if he saw me litter and he said yes. I asked him what he saw me litter and he said it looked like a candy bar wrapper. I then pulled a trick on the cop that the police use when they know a suspect is lying. I asked him if he saw the wrapper leave my hand and land on the ground. He said he had seen that very thing.
I wish I had recorded this encounter, because when I pulled the candy wrapper out of my pocket, the look on his face was priceless.
I can't stand litterbugs. If I have trash I stash it somewhere so I can throw it away when I have the chance. I have even picked stuff up and thrown it away. Damn lying cops.
For officers that do their job I have the utmost respect. For people like that I have nothing but disgust.
@@WorldWalker128 with all the news of “people in power abusing their authority”, I have an image of all people in power being Dicks. It’s nice to feel reality shatter that dumb world view of mine every once in a while.
My grandmother's brother worked as an auto mechanic in the 1950's and 60's. One day a guy came in with a blown head gasket and my uncles boss told him there was a cracked head in the back. He wanted my uncle to get, clean it up, and show it to the customer, get him the pay for a new head, then replace the gasket in the guys car and charge him for the much more expensive replacement.
Instead my uncle packed up his tools, told the customer he was being ripped off and quit his job on the spot.
My uncle was cantankerous and short tempered, but he was dead honest. He was also wonderfully kind to us kids.
My father has 2 friends. One is a car mechanic and the other one owns the shop the first guy works at.
Well the owner , a long time friend of my father, asked the mechanic to remove and steal various parts of the car and claim my dad had damaged various parts of the car which he had borrowed from him (and we had given our car to a client of his) .
The mechanic told him he could not do that and informed my father who was absolutely shocked (My mother and the rest of us always knew he was ripping us off and was capable of this but my father didn't want to face it)
@@apostoliagkolfinopoulou3776 I can understand your dad's feelings. It sucks to realize a friend isn't actually a friend.
A "friend" in an online D&D game pretended to be a girl as a failed attempt to humiliate me and get our group of friends to ostracize me. I caught him when he showed up to my game's chat room with the wrong screen name. He tried to play dumb at first and then eventually confessed to his entire plan ... while I had it all recorded on Twitch.
How would him being a girl humiliate you?
@@changedpace9169 Cooties
@@changedpace9169 It's a long story. Because of a prior incident I had with one of his immature pals, my former friend became convinced I was a jerk to new D&D players and devised a revenge plan to prove it so everyone would hate me. I later found out he did similar schemes to his other former friends as well. He posed as a female newbie player without a mic, lied to the DM to get him to collaborate with the ruse, and attempted to entrap me into making a jerk of myself by getting annoyed at the persona's inexperience with the game. I'm guessing he believed I'd look worse if I was mean to a girl? Regardless, the plan backfired. I was friendly and helpful to his fake persona. He got caught and remorselessly confessed everything during my live stream. He eventually got ousted from our gaming group for this and other reasons.
@@TheRhetoricGamer your former friend sounds like an absolute psycho. I’m glad you foiled his plan and got away from that guy. Looks like he was going for some classic degradation of competition
Link the stream. I wanna see it
About 10 minutes ago... Caught a guy deleting his you tube comments in the middle of an argument he was having with me😂. He wrote in place of the comment (RUclips Censorship), and then said that youtube was deleting what he said. Laughed my ass off.... Not the most satisfying, but still awesome.
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@@duck5304 I screen captured everything and laughed in his "face". I'm not fond of cheaters... 😂
Haha wow that's sad. When a YT comment gets deleted, it's almost always because a user reported it. The whole post just disappears without any notation. I know because it happened to me in a YT debate. The other person proudly admitted to getting them deleted, too.😡
@Coldheart Zero yes, it's gone. They don't put (RUclips Censorship) in parenthesis below where the post used to be.
@Coldheart Zero Very true, I've had that happen a lot as well. I should have specified the distinction from auto-censorship in my comment. Auto/keyword deletion doesn't leave any trace of the deleted comment either.
My ex had a friend named Mike, they were real close...
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@@lewissteward65 I guess you missed that part of the video
@@rundownpear2601 naw I’m just retarded
Sounds like Mike's have problems. I just wrote out my whole experience with a Mike lol
Their ex cheated on them with Mike
My manager once threatened me that they had security footage of me leaving the garage cage in our storage unlocked over night.
I worked the morning shift that day. Didn’t even go down to the garage. Turns out that it was the closing coworker that left it open. My manager made up a lie to try and make me confess.
I really hope someday I can find a better job. Being an AV technician pays well, but it’s not worth all this stupid high school like accusations.
Back in 08 I got laid off, after which I filed for unemployment but got denied. I called the unemployment office to see what was going on and was told that I was ineligible for unemployment because my former employer responded to my claim by stating that I'd been fired for disciplinary reasons. Um, no TF I hadn't. I had never been in trouble for anything at that job, I had just come to work one day and was told I wasn't needed anymore. I appealed the denial and the unemployment office set up a three-way call between them, my former manager, and myself. The unemployment lady swore us both in and asked me for my version of events which I described truthfully- on my last day of employment, I came to work like normal and was told my services were no longer needed. No reason was given and I had never been disciplined, written up, or even so much as given a verbal warning about any aspect of my performance. Unemployment lady then asked my former manager if what I'd said was true to which the manager hesitated, then very quietly responded "yes, I guess that's true"
I won the appeal.
Friday night used to be hit the town night and one day my old friend says that some of the boys don't want me to come along this week.
Fast forward to Saturday afternoon all of the boys except my old friend asked me where I was and that they missed me.
After that he went from friend to old friend.
Had a long time army friend tell me her twin sister died in her arms after a horse riding accident. Fast forward... marry my husband, turns out her dated her older sister at school. NO TWIN EXISTED. Small world. No longer friends
I caught a girl turning in stolen/plagiarized reproductions of other artists' work as her senior year class coursework.
I happened to walk into her final art show, school reporters, accolades, lots of people congratulating her, so on.
I was just hanging out and waiting on a computer in the lobby, and I saw a work in the back of the gallery that looked familiar; it just so happened that I had a roommate who followed the original artist on Instagram, and I recognized the work the fake had been copied from immediately. It was a work which had been painted two years prior. I looked up the original artist, and verified it was in fact the original and that this was not this woman's alternate account. It wasn't an alt. So, here I had a hard date, and proof this piece on the wall is not the original and was absolutely a plagiarized copy.
So I go to the chair head of the department, whom I know is a really good guy and hates counterfeiters, and I ask for him to talk with me. I then catch the girl as she's coming past, socializing, and bring her over to the work in question. I ask her some questions about it, and when she says she made the painting this year, and it came from her soul, she wasn't referencing anyone, going on about herself, and I stare her in the face, and genuinely feel very disappointed and sad she's making me do this. She's destroying other artists' livelihoods and is about to be a big pain in my ass.
I say nothing and hand my unlocked phone to my dept head. He stares at me. I just nod very gravely, because I know this girl is going to be in hot water and they're going to be checking me to confirm I'm not doing some kinda foul play. The girl is shown the screen and she turns white.
I was called a week later asking if I'd seen her, because there were numerous unproven reports of art theft from this girl, but because she'd stolen unpublished student works before they were completed, they could never be proven, this was the one linchpin they needed to prove she had forged art her entire 4 year bachelor's degree. Turns out she ran from the school. And because she published her fakes under her real name, I assume she was blacklisted from the industry. I'm personally really exhausted by the whole thing, but at least she's not going to get a big job using someone else's ideas and hard work.
When I was five I realized one day that Santa wasn't real, but it felt like one of those things that you weren't supposed to say, you were just supposed to play along. I also knew that if I were to say it everyone would deny it and still pretend he was real, so I needed an adult to admit it to me. One day while in the car with my dad, I asked him, "Dad, would you ever lie to me?", and of course being the dad he was he said no.
"Okay - is Santa real?"
He ended up screeching to a stop in the middle of the empty road and gave me this look that basically said "You little shit." He didn't even have to say anything after that, I knew he wasn't real and he knew I knew, so he just said "Don't tell your mom I told you." I still bring it up every other christmas or so.
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It wasn’t me who caught the lie, but it was satisfying as all get out. I used to work at a dog daycare and there was this guy who worked there. One week he was bragging about how he had tickets to a Red Sox game on Sunday and he couldn’t wait to go, but then he got scheduled to work Sunday. He tried all week to get someone to cover him, but no one wanted to work Sunday. He ended up calling out sick and the owner had to cover his shift since the rest of us were all busy that week (we made plans thinking it was our day off lol).
So the owner loves baseball... and put on the game that afternoon while she was off.... and saw the guy....
He got fired
Lol... reminded me of something that happened to me. I tried for a week to get this one friday night off, as my bf had gotten reservations (at 19, that was a big deal for me lol). Of course, NOBODY wanted to switch with me. I resigned myself to having to work anyway.
That day, in my college classes, I started feeling rough, and knew I was coming down with something major. So, I get home around 1pm and called work and told them I was sick. They said if I expected to come back to work, I better have a doc excuse.
Well, I had called them first to see if they could squeeze me in that day, and, thankfully, they could.
Out the door I went after calling work.
Strep throat, double ear infection. As I have heart issues, I've been told to always see a doc to get tested for strep as that crap can spread to the heart, and mine likely couldn't handle it again.
So, I get the note, my scripts, and head to my pharmacy, which is in the same shopping center as my work. I decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone, and, to be honest, I was angry and annoyed. I had always shown up for my shifts before, even when I was wanting to trade shifts and was refused. I was also feverish, it hurt to talk, to swallow, and I was just downright CRANKY by then. I dropped off my scripts to be filled, marched into my work, slammed my doctor's note down in front of my startled manager (and a bunch of customers), croaked out, "There's your damned doctor's note. I won't be in til MONDAY. Doctor's orders." She says, "You could have called and brought this in when you returned..." to which I said, "YOU told me if I didn't have a doctor's note to not bother coming back. I figured since you didn't believe I was actually sick, you'd fire me if I TRIED TO TAKE TIME OFF TO HEAL, even IF I called you!" "Well, you DID want tonight off..." "And ehen have I ever NOT shown up for a shift, calling out sick on nights I'm supposed to work? That's right... NEVER. PLUS, the handbook says we can all out three days in a row before a doctor's note is required! Now, I have to go get my meds, fight this crap, so you'll have you freaking ROBOT back at work monday!"
I stormed back out.
Monday, I was pulled into the office and they tried to tell me I was out of line for saying they treated us as robots. I snarled back, "Really? Telling me to "smile more", making me stand on my infected, black, very swollen foot because 'customers were complaining that I got to sit on a stool'? Want more cases where I'm expected to beexactly the way you "program" us?"
Yeah, I was still running a fever, doc changed my meds that morning, gave me a note to clear me a few more days, but I'm stubborn. Lol.
Yes, I worked. But I made sure to inform every customer that I'm sorry I'm not my usual cheerful self, but I have strep throat and have to work or I could get fired.
Oddly, management shut up after that, nor did they require more doctors notes from me.
No, I sadly never got to go to that restaurant. He and I broke up a week later, when I discovered he took his side-chick that night.
So... I guess it was more I called them out on their lie of requiring a doctor's note, when the handbook clearly said otherwise. It also never said we had to smile huge, etc. But, I resumed doing it, because most of my customers were lovely, and I did actually love my job... just hated the fact that management overlooked others doing crap just like that, not demanding doc notes, etc... being surly to customers, etc... basically, the Manager's Pets.
Oh well. I got the last laugh, when I had my last day, and three days later, I was called and asked if I could come in to work, and I just nicely said, "Sorry. I'm not your little smiling robot anymore."
@@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 jesus, i hope are having a better life now
@@twv2753 lol... overall, yes. =D
Honestly, overall, I realllly miss that job. For retail, it was fairly laid back, I just couldn't understand why some were picked on more than others, over really idiotic crap, and still others got away with murder. It was my second real job (1st was at a grocery store at age 18, and I don't count the job I had for 12 weeks at age 16 - had to quit because my grades dropped and didn't go back up). So, I was still learning the fact that managers/bosses/supervisors can REALLY SUCK. I think it shocked them (and me) that day that I stood up to them. Until then I was always, "Yes, Ma'am. Of course, Ma'am. Right away, Ma'am."
The time I returned from a vacation with parents, my entire front covered in sunburn blisters, they actually suggested I take another week off. But, while I had figured that time off for vacation into finances, saving for my college classes, I knew another week would screw things up. Besides, this being close to the end of the 2nd week in agony of this (yes, idiot me, 2nd day on vacation, and I burn to a crisp ruining the rest of my vacation), I felt way better than I looked. I just asked for special concessions to the clothes I was allowed to wear under my (thankfully, WAY oversized) smock, and was granted them. A fellow cashier told me that first night that she overheard a customer complaining because I was wearing a tank top that, when I raised my arm, showed SIDE SKIN. Scandelous! My manager explained how bad my sunburn was, and I was at work to earn money for my classes, they were proud of me, and what I wore to work was perfectly fine, and if they are bothered by seeing a little skin at the side of my waist, then WHY were they looking at it?
Soon as I healed enough, I made 4 batches of brownies... 1 and a half batches went to management, the rest to my fellow employees. Never told anyonewhy I did it, but it WAS nice to have both regular employees and management stand up for me over the time I healed. I'm still miffed as to why they thought standing on a foot turning black, swollen so large it didn't fit my shoe, was ok though. 🤷♀️
@@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 that’s epic malicious compliance!
@@idkwhattotype4704 lol, thank you! I still can't believe I had the nerve to do it, but... by the time I got there to deliver the note, I was over-the-top angry and felt like death warmed-over. At that point, they coulda fired me & I woulda just smiled like I had won. Which, considering how hard it was to find ANY job in that area... I most definitely wouldn't have.
I did take those extra days off college, however. I didn't have the energy for both, and my profs were very kind & understanding (and doubtless didn't want me spreading germs...) Aced those courses regardless. =D
I later (by several years) had a HUGE laugh (maybe the "last laugh"?) when I found out that same manager, the "pet" assistant manager (also book-keeper), several former co-workers (also "pets")... were all jailed for embezzlement. Overall in the course of 2 years, between the 5 of them, they had managed to steal over 100,000$. I worked there from 94-96. They were caught in 97.
Overall, not the worst job I ever had, but not the best, either. =D
At least after the malicious compliance I pulled, they stopped breathing down my neck.
I even ended up working while recovering from 2nd & 3rd degree sunburn (antibiotics, sun, and tan accelerant don't mix. I had "tan lines" for many years- and still have scarring on my belly which was the worst area). They kept their mouths shut about me wearing non-regulation clothes to work (tank tops cropped short, my skirts down at my hips hugging the line my bikini was at), and I was just thankful that when they hired me, they thought a 95 pound 4'8 woman needed a size XX-Large "smock" (over the head, snals at the sides), cus anything smaller woulda rubbed my stomach. So, I just did my work, best as I could, told any customer giving me the stink-eye for wearing "revealing" clothes (all they could see was about 2 inches of bare skin on my side, and they had to LOOK HARD to see it lol) what happened, keep smiling through the pain, and take home my pitiful paycheck. Oh, and continue school (I was a year-round student).
me and this girl that i vaguely knew in high school had PE class together. she kinda gravitated towards me because we had had classes before. so one day when we were in the locker rooms changing, she goes “i don’t want to do gym today because i’m on my period” and i’m sympathizing with her because i definitely get that. then skip ahead a few more weeks and we’re back in the locker room. out of nowhere she starts talking about her “fiancé” (story for a different time, keep in mind we’re in HIGH SCHOOL and that we are FRESHMEN, so roughly about 14-15 years old) and i’m just going along with it. she then drops that she is supposedly 7 months pregnant. it didn’t hit me until at least a month later because i’m just daft i guess, but how could she be 7 months pregnant if she had literally just been complaining about her period to me?? man, i wished i would’ve confronted her about it, but i’m just not a confrontational person and she had said/done things in the past that made me want to stay on her good side. either way though, i look back on it and laugh.
Actually, that can still happen, but you're right, it's unlikely.
16:15 I wonder if the nurse got in trouble for a HIPPA violation, or is it only a violation when you tell someone about their sicknesses rather than an absence of sickness?
I can chime in here as a doc.
No she’s fine. HIPAA is only violated if you give out patient information to people not authorized; patient identifiers, primary and secondary information ID’s, etc.
So in this case, the people knew the patient, her location, where she was, and inquired about a specific illness. If she HAD brain cancer, the nurse would have said something like “she will have to speak with her doctor” but as there was nothing, a vague statement about overall absence of conditions is fine. It would be like if you consulted a lawyer and somebody asked the lawyer what you talked about and they said “we didn’t talk about any criminal activity.”
@@4002372 thanks for sharing
I was wondering the same thing!
Me and my buddy had a roommate Mike in college that would tell us occasionally about stuff that had happened in his life. He had gone through a lot, had one brother that was driving him home and when they got into an accident he held his brother while he died. He had a sister that died in an accident up at college. A whole list of different stories, some minor but never unbelievable. Except for one of my friends that just had a feeling about Mike, none of us knew the truth. Well, my friend that doesn't buy it finds Mike's mom on facebook. He asks her about all these stories and about his dead brother and sister and her response? "Oh lord, he's doing this again?" He had never had a sister. He did have a brother that died but Mike was nowhere near and definitely did not hold him as he died. Mike was a compulsive liar. He would believe his lies to the point it was true to him until you called him out. He lied for months about a job he had. Dude would literally leave for hours at a time and go who knows where because he wanted to keep up the charade of this job he had. My friends went there one time to shop and asked how Mike was. The lady looked at them and said she had no clue who they were talking about. When time came to renew leases I went woth him to the office cause,I had mine. We had told him he was moving out cause he had not helped us with bills and,I didn't trust him by himself to say so. It was fun to watch his face when the landlord said he would not be allowed to resign unless he paid the 1000+ dollars he owed in rent he hadnt paid. Eventually he gave me a bit of,money snd the rest I comped by keeping his decently nice tv. Still have the tv. Don't miss the guy one bit.
Love that the last two just high fived and continued being Eskimo bros.
When i was like 10 or so I got a barbie set with a ken doll with moveable arms and that was like striking gold when i was a kid. I left it on my bed one day to go with my dad to the store and came home to its head and arms all torn off. I screamed and cried and blamed my twin brothers but my dad is that kindof parent where "well they said they didnt do it, idk what to tell you". So i told my dad to talk to the twins in front of me, and he asked them "Were you in emilys room while we were gone?" And they go "no, we didnt touch her dolls, were not stong enough to rip off dolls heads"
I looked at my dad straight in the face and said "You never mentioned the dolls"
“TL; doctor” 😂
Paging TL Doctor Douchebag. LOL
a new manager at work was only there for 3-4 months but claimed poor mental health and disease when the real work began (i.e. covid rush). so she takes a leave of absents. 5 days later she was magically better living it up, posting pics on social media of her self in swimming and a cocktails in her hand. so my company let her go and last i knew they were pressing charges for fraud
Nobody:
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The pregnant Kim story is pretty much what happened to me in junior high. I hung out with a small group of girls and one (named Monica) was an attention seeking drama llama queen. One day she announced that she was pregnant and at first us gullible 13 year olds oooh'd and ahhh'd in excitement and wonder over having a real life baby. When you're a kid, having a baby seemed super special and fun. So she milks the story for all it's worth, each day going into more and more detail about it moving, etc. etc. Finally I started getting suspicious since she didn't seem to be getting any bigger and I started asking questions nonchalantly so it wouldn't tip her off that I didn't believe her anymore. I couldn't believe that she was playing us with such a serious story so one day I called her home, knowing she wasn't there. Her mom answered the phone and I innocently asked if Monica was there. No, sorry, she's not. Oh? Hmm...that's too bad. Was checking to see how she's doing with the baby. Baby? What baby? Cue evil cackling. Next day Monica showed up to school. Hey, how's the baby doing? She said she tripped and fell on the corner of a coffee table and had a miscarriage. Disgusting, filthy liar deserved the beating she probably got from her mom.
I made up a fake anime name bc i suspected my friend might be a weeb hust for the trend. Heres how it goes
Me: have u heard of this anime? *fake anime name*
Her: oh ya lol
Me:
Lol
Lmao
Well ooof
You should have asked your friend to describe the anime and see what the friend came up with...
I had my cable tv call and say that were offering a 2 year guaranteed price,I asked him when was the last they honored a contract past one year ,I called bs and told the salesman every year in december they raise the price and say its new taxes and it's bs then i hung up on him
Maybe not a lie but just careless. My mil was being obnoxious as we were all watching Miracle on 34th Street. I’m not religious so she was rubbing in the religious aspect of the movie. As I was leaving, she was saying how she would look for it on TV Guide Channel as a little girl. I looked at her and said that there wasn’t a TV Guide Channel in the 70s. She had to look it up in the magazine.
several years ago. My grandma took me to Rome, Italy as a 30th birthday gift (had always wanted to go. she and my grandpa would travel a lot when he was alive so I became her once in a while travel buddy). Half way through the trip we had gotten tickets to a local opera. we took a cab from our hotel to where the theater was. it was a reasonable price. after the show we got another taxi. the driver took same route, took pretty much same length of time. Yet was nearly double the fare as the ride there. My grandma was no idiot and knew it was a scam. she called him out. the driver insisted the fare is more at night. My grandma refused to pay the ammount or leave. it was brilliant. she gave him an ultimatum. take x ammount (which was a lot less but a little more then what she knew it should be) or they can have cops involved.....he took the money.
we mentioned it to the hotel concierge (or tour guide next day) and she said....yeah my grandma caught a known taxi scam. they target tourists. yes fare is more at night but not much. he was trying to take advantage of us hoping we were dumb american tourists
The Kim story got me haha very well played on her part!
I have epilepsy, and had many seizures. You don't only shake, but make sounds, your eyes roll up and you bite. (Which is why many thought epileptics were insane in the past). Anyway, that girl pretending to have epilepsy just to get attention makes me angry, as others who does the same, as you can die if someone isn't with you who knows what to do.
That virgin birth story, . . .the girl needs some serious therapy and a lot of meds. Not because of that doozy of a fib but that she thought of it, talked about it openly and believed people would buy it. That is straight up nuts.
Car shop tried to charge me $750 for a wide variety of "required repairs". I got a second opinion. It needed $35 of coolant.
Find a Facebook group about your vehicle type. And ask questions Has saved me more than I can count
They do this regularly to young women. Now I find a guy I trust, get some good advice of the repair needed, and tell the mechanic that I'll get the other stuff done later. I eventually found more trustworthy shops to take my vehicles to. I have had several crap cars, and I'm in my 50s now, and if I had the spare time, I would love to be able to work on the more complex stuff, and learn all about the workings. I've changed tires, batteries, maintenance stuff, just because of the crap cars that I've had, and not being able to afford someone else do the small stuff. Also, some of my boyfriends were able to fix some of the issues, and I would watch them and learn. My husband and I were traveling from Texas back to Louisiana after picking up some construction stuff for my husband's job that wasn't locally available. The entire drive shaft dropped out of my truck and made a horrendous noise (at 75mph) and we pulled over on the shoulder. My husband knew it was about to be a big problem, so he had purchased the stuff he would need to repair it, and just left it in the truck. It was 104°F that day in Texas on the interstate, but it turned out a lot better than if we had to sit in the heat waiting for someone to come get us. I couldn't help him on that one, except to try to keep people from running him over by keeping a lookout on the traffic coming while he was under the truck. It took about an hour, and incredibly hot and worn out afterward, but I didn't have to ask my husband to make time to repair the drive shift. Lol
Everyone in this video is the embodiment of the quote, “Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
When the second IT movie was coming out my niece (then 8) told us she read the book in her class, so when i asked her what it was about, this smol child looked away and says "I dunno" that's all it took lmao
With the graphic design one...people would be shocked to know how often "tattooists" try to do this...
Used to work, before google...
my dad is far from book smart...he is street smart. he isnt full of knowledge but he has his moments. One such is a little wisdom he gave. "You have to be smart to be a good liar. Because you need to remember what lies you say and to who"
I used to work at a nursery and a lot of times bags of dirt and fertiliser would get ripped if they lose a lot we would put them in a another plastic bag and sell them at a discount unfortunately there are a lot of people that want almost fully intact bags for a dollar even though they are about 9 or 10. When customer came up to me saying that he wanted all of the damaged bags for a dollar each there must have been at least 20 or 30 of them I told him that that was a no go too much profit lossed he said he knew the manager Angel the thing was that angel trusted me to take care of the department almost every time I arrived so I called his bluff and called him on my personal cell phone and he ends up pretending he got a phone call of his own and gets out the door before I even have a chance to talk to angel he wouldn't stop laughing about it
I honestly don't understand why these ask reddit videos are so entertaining but they are lmao
A Colleague went to hear a lecture in his field at a Military University. He sat at the back and under his breath said, "This is my work". The Officer next to him asked what he meant. He wrote down the next five points and BANG, up they came. The Senior Officer who had presented it had to give a please explain why he should not be booted out of the Army.
Freshman dorm in college. A guy in our group of friends plays the old trashcan leaned against the door w/ water & other crap in it that spills into your room when you open the door trick on a guy we all picked on (nice guy by the way). The whole dorm is talking about it. Then Chris calls us into his room & tells us to close the door, he's got something to say. "Don't tell anyone; but, I did it!" Oh, really!
Former coworker called off using FMLA because of her chronic health condition. Fine. Whatever. That same night she posts on Facebook about how much fun she'd had at the concert. Her excuse was that she felt better later. Got written up for abuse of the Family Medical Leave Act.
If you're going to play hookey from work, don't post pictures.🤣🤣🤣
I think the last story was the best. That's something I would have LOVED to be a witness to.
"De-mom-ic" that is awesome.
One of my favorite stories. An ex-friend of mine was apparently running around the homecoming dance saying I was chasing her. My friend told me. I just laughed and went back to playing games in my basement. Even better, everyone knew I wasn't going to be there
My ex best friend would lie about anything all the time, and I would usually just ignore it bc it usually involved guys. Well one day she goes on her instagram and posts a picture of a guy and says that he called her “the most beautiful girl in the world.” And I already knew the picture was fake because I had used that same picture for a fan casting (long story). I managed to find the picture again and just commented the link to it
"She texts me and tells me her ex (who I just talked to) just broke into her house and stole her car keys. Meanwhile, he's standing next to me."
You dudes should have just sent a selfie of the two of you back to her, making peace signs. That would have been glorious.
One particular instance. I'm a competitive 10 pin bowler and one day I was at TAFE ( community college in Australia). And someone came up and said I'd love to give you a game I'm a 230 average bowler and bowled so many perfect games I've lost count. Right off the bat I know he's full of shit. I ask him basic questions that anyone who bowls can answer. He didn't answer properly. Eg he said he bowled a grade at the centre championship. A grade in bowling is really 3rd grade. Goes open, classic, ABCD. So anyway he made a bet that he could beat seeing as he's so good. Me sure I like a challenge. I show up with my Boling balls and shoes. He rents a house ball and shoes. Ok maybe he doesn't have his gear anymore,no worries. Put it this way the bet was over 3 games. We bowled on 2 lanes so we could go at our own pace. My first game wasn't that great. Couple of spares couple of strikes couple of misses, I look over and holy hell. Put it like this. If I had bowled nothing but gutter balls from the 3rd frame. I still would've won. His excuse. I thought if Dean was good at it, there's no way it could be hard
The next 2 games never happened. He got up and left
"TL. Doctor." Never change, AI. Never change
These stories! God damn. And people say steak is juicy.
I had my oil changed at a Sears Automotive and the salesman said, "Here's a list of the things that were checked. Your headlights are fine..."
I said, "Oh really? Because I know one of them was out when I brought the car in."
He said, "Oh, they must have missed that one...they refilled your washer fluid."
I said, "That must have made a mess."
He said, "Why?"
I said, "Because the tank was cracked and I removed it. What did they put the fluid into?"
He said, really quietly, "Oh they must have missed that too..."
I said, "Did they even change my oil?"
He said, "Yes!"
I said, "I want to see it."
We checked the dipstick. It was empty. The mechanic had forgotten to put the oil plug back in.
I got a free oil change, and I never went back to any Sears Automotive.
once got in a small accident where someone had grazed the side of my car, and agreed to pay out of pocket for the repairs bc it wouldve worked out to be more expensive to have insurance take care of it (it was basically only some paint work that had been damaged), the next week i get a $3200 quote for the repairs which i knew couldn't be right because as i said, the damage was minor. I ask for the cost breakdown and they go on about how the hit to my car was serious and that a lot of the parts on the right side would need replacing. expect it was the left side of my car that was hit. took great amount of joy in saying i'd happily find a mechanic that wasn't going to screw me over
i guess they thought that since i'm young woman they could screw me over? idk but i know they're out of business now lmao
At middle school, kid was trying to be edgy to make fun of me.
I talk about my favorite song at the time and he pretended to know it.
I asked him when it came out, he responded with something along the lines of just not knowing
So I ask him an easier question “when was the last time you listened to it?”
He responds with “oh, I dunno. Years ago?”
It dropped 2 weeks before that conversation
I was on a road trip with my family and I had to share a room with my older brother. I woke up in the morning. I heard a weird sound. When I went to investigate the source of the sound it was my brother snoring. I, knowing he will refute it, to a recording of him asleep snoring, face and all with the end of the video showing my face with the look of disapproval. This way he is unable to claim that I was making the sound while he was asleep in the video. I promised myself that I will only show him the video if and only if he said that he doesn't snore.
Well, turned out he did say exactly that when I asked him if he snores.
His face was priceless and my parents laughter was infectious.
For me it was the shitty manager trying to take credit for my work only to have another manager call him on his bullshit. After that I got a shit-ton more hours than I had been and the higher-ups were being much nicer to me when they realized the shitty manager had been throwing me under the bus for his mistakes and taking credit for work properly done. I guess they were afraid I was going to make a report to H.R. or something. I didn't catch him red-handed but seeing him keeping his head down and the higher-ups kissing MY ASS for a change was pretty damn sweet all the same.
I'm calling bs on the brain cancer one, if that nurse talked to a room full of strangers about the girls medical condition she would be in line for serious repercussions.
I directed a movie and the producer T was a narcissist. Constantly lying. He was trying to cut my participation in the credits. I had paid for a large portion of the production and put in tons of hours behind the scenes, but he was saying I’d not be credited as Co-Producer since another producer D, who paid for more had refused. So I called D and he said no, it was none of his business as to the credits. So later I’m yelling on the phone with T the narcissist and he says if you don’t believe me call D. I said I did. And D said you were lying! I finally had solid proof of one of T’s lies.
There was a guy in our highschool who was the biggest liar. Overheard him saying he was in all honors classes and had a 4.0 gpa, then I told the people he was talking to that I was in all honors classes and didn’t have a single class with him nor did my friends in other periods for those honors classes, then told them he failed math last year and had “Freshman” on his Sophmore classes sheet and was complaining to me and my friends when school had started
He didn’t really try to fight back other than saying he was in all honors and had zero of the same classes as me cause he was smarter but I didn’t have to convince the people he was talking to that he was lying because everyone in school knew he was the biggest liar there
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Long story short my friend who bought a semi "new trucker" said he went to ammerillo Texas and back home to ne ia in one night, its 16 hours one way from here... then had a Facebook post next day at Curtis WI the next amd I called his bs and he deleted the post. That part of wi is north of us lol
Her: My ex just broke into my house!
Him: you mean this guy? This guy right here? You didn’t tell me you dated The Flash!
Loved alot of these but especially the last one where the two guys realized they were both "dating" the same girl. They lost a bitch and gained a friend. Love it.
The one about the girl faking brain cancer is absolutely delicious!
2:30 im not entirely sure bit i feel like i've seen an extremely similar post in a similar thread, i don't think the background was the same but the conversation and punchline are direct copies. Plagiarism?
One of my exes made a TikTok trying to “expose me” for being a bad person. The reality of what happened was that I ended things the first time because she cheated on me with a friend of mine. I felt horrible for leaving her because she semi guilt tripped me and so we got back tg. Like a month after that my mom grounded me and I wasn’t able to speak to my now ex. After getting my phone back and the ex had broken hers, this meant a girl I wasn’t very fond of was logged into her social media so I kicked her out and told my exes bsf I didn’t trust my ex and that when she got a new phone to inform her I don’t want a relationship with her anymore. It wasn’t even like the ex was a good person to me, they made me do things I wasn’t comfortable with and would talk shit abt my friends. Well, a month or two later I’d already moved on and was past everything. My ex was apparently not doing the same and decided to make a TikTok basically saying she may have cheated on me but she used to make sure I was eating and that I was happy. (I thought I was fat and I would force myself not to eat all the time) The comments on the video were like oh yea you may have cheated but you shouldn’t have had to baby her like she was ur child. I confronted her abt the TikTok because she was the main reason I was never happy and she never ever tried to make sure I was. (Basically she was selfish) She tried telling me it was about another ex but she literally included my initials J.N.G... Then, my friend confronted her and told her she couldn’t even try to justify cheating on me by saying she did the little things. This caused my ex to blow up on her and let’s just say my friend got pissed and may or may not have threatened to steal and sell my exes social media if she didn’t take the post down. She also told her she’d find her and murder her if she didn’t stop making post about me general...for legal reasons that last part is a joke.
I hope you grow the hell up at some point. You probably refer to this childish shite as “trauma” but in actual fact it’s some primary school aged business.
Yep!
Lying never works!
Whenever I feel the need to say ”Why do you know this?”
I gave limited and specific personal information to only one person I do this to everyone I meet so if it goes around I know exactly who has been spreading my shit, it's a simple test to see how trustworthy these individuals are after asking them to not tell anyone. Anyway I confronted the person and they denied it and put the blame onto other people and I was nodding my head and going mhmm to let them dig a deeper hole for themselves and at the end I told them "that's an interesting story except you are the only person I told that bit of information about myself which wasn't even the whole truth about myself, thank you for not only exposing yourself as a shit stirrer but also thank you for openly showing how narcissistic and two faced you are by putting your blame onto others I'm sure this voice recording of you blaming all these people will be of great interest to everyone mentioned so they see you for what you really are"
We drove our car into get serviced DROVE IT IN for a service.About 30-45 mins later we get a call saying there was a massive hole in our radiator (mean the car would not drive) we had just returned from a 400km trip directly to them to get it serviced there would of been no way there was a hole in the radiator it turned out they punched a hole in it to get to the air con refill so smashed a hole in that to gas us up then expected us to pay for there laziness we didint end up paying for the massive hole that cools the engin as it drives me so g if there was a hole it couldn’t drive 5-10 mins let alone 400km
16:25 It's a real shame that this one in particular didn't read TL;DR as "tee ell, doctor"
the brain cancer one was great lol
So I work security at a gate booth. One time this guy pulls up and he's not on any guest list but he says that he's been here before and the 'other girl' that worked there just let him in without checking ID. I asked if he knew the girls name was or what she looked like and he just said 'I dunno'.
So I asked if he ever even looked in her direction and he just clammed up, the look on his face telling me he knew he made a mistake. So not taking his word for it, I just checked him in like I would normally. Just as he's about to leave, he asks my name, so I tell him "My name is Stupid Fucking Liar." I turned around as he groaned and closed my door behind me. Had a nice laugh about it with my boss the next day
11:17 I have never even heard a human that could say ‘’installed’’ with that much emotion, let alone TTS.
Not the most satisfying but the most recent: I was trying to buy a used keyboard (piano) and the guy said that the owners had left him in charge of selling it and he knows nothing about pianos. I ask him where is the electric cord and says he doesn't know. He and I take the piano and flip it and there are batteries. I turn it on and listen that the left speaker is kind of busted. During this time he's said that he knows nothing about pianos at least 5 times. I tell him you don't need to, just listen, so I tap on the lower keys until it stops making the static noise on the left speaker. I tell him I'm not interested because the speaker is sounding off, he says, "It's not the whole thing just from low C and down!" We both look at each other and I say, "Ah ha! So you do play piano" "I mean, well, it was so long ago..." Anyways, didn't buy it and caught him in the lie.
i paused the video to check one comment and then just kept reading the comments and forgot to watch the video
20:07 me too lol :’)
Once my nasty adopted cousin tried to send me a message impersonating my older cousin, when she said hi at the time i knew it was her and i said right away: Hi S(her name) could you tell me what you are doing? she try disguise for a while longer before giving up
My mom kept insisting that a holiday decoration on our neighbor's roof was a 5-pointed star.
I told her it was the 6-pointed Star of David (which also tracked because they were Jewish).
My mom was so adamant that I was wrong or lying that we bet $100 on it for when we drove by our neighbor's house.
I raised the bet to $200. It was the easiest $200 I've ever made.
2:02 😂
The bruise one was funny
I can just imagine the friend with a POG face looking back and forth between them like Ooooooohhhh shit!
Ok, so I know about the mechanic stereotype, but there was a disturbing amount of garages in this video...
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Good afternoon!
Afternoon. Care for some ale?
To you to as well sir!
@@loganreads90 I love ginger ale, yes.
Hi lmao, imma sub to you.
We're all liars. If you say you're not, you just lied...again.
5:21 great power move by grand pa.
The one with the tires, a lot of shops rotate new to rear especially on rwd cars. So we go in, don’t be surprised if your front tires are now in worse shape than you thought. They have been rotated.
I have a same thing about the car guy at the beginning
Shop: Your bike's seat is worn down. We willl replace it for $500. What do you think?
Me: You said my seat is worn down?
Shop: Yes.
Me: The seat that I just replaced yesterday?
Shop: Shi-
24:52 should have sent her a selfie of you and the guy after she said that
11:47 Joey Wheeler ey?
5:30, must be Packer fans
Lol
My sister brought up the aybo hot topic of the century and tried to pin it on me... I pointed out it was her who brought it up... Turns out years later she was lez...
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Don't new tires go on the rear? And the old are moved to the front?
Car stalled on the side of the road. Road side assistance comes and takes it to their repair shop for a free estimate. Tell me I'll need a new engine that'll cost roughly 2X what I paid for the car because they're rare and hard to come by. Mechanic friend calls bull because he drives the exact same car. We go to pick it up, guy tries to say it happens all the time with this engine. Again bull so we take the car, starts up fine, and take it to his place where he declares it's safe to drive after a few tweaks. Buy a new car anyway and sell the old one.
New car stalls and I have rsa take it to my friend's garage because while I know they'll be a little more expensive, their boss values honesty over a quick buck.
Figuring out Edmonton transit is the worst part of the "Mike" story
Caught in a lieeeeeeeee, sorry I had to
14:12 Jesus Christmas how are these people getting tons of money telling people they have cancer?! I had stage IV cancer…twice! I did chemo for nearly 4 years. We barely scrounged by…the only thing we got was some gas money from the American Cancer Society (and we were glad to get that!) Did I miss something where they tell you how to get all this money because damn I could have used it!
I too got brain cancer, I got it from this story
I too had a gf with a best friend named Mike...
Wait…my wife has brain cancer, can we be getting free stuff?????