Funniest "I Should Not Be Laughing" Moments
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Once my stepdad told me that his friend’s tortoise ran away. I should not have laughed as much as I did.
That's hilarious. Not gone lie tho I have a turtle and it escaped like seven times before we got a glass terrarium and that rascal got far. My family still doesn't know how the turtle was able to escape his box so much.
I laughed so hard I spit out my choccy milk. Now I smell like chocolate milk
@Dick Biggles yea, the only way the turtle could have gotten out especially because we took him out of a box and put him in a basket and he shaped that too. I feel bad for him though because we had him on a desk so he feel like 2 or so feat when he escaped. I wonder if his head is okay?
@Dick Biggles oh. I have a super hero as a pet.
Tortious easily get lost. They’re surprisingly quick too.
To be honest, I would actually want people to laugh at my funeral when the time comes.
I want them to be happy even though I'm no longer there.
I've always run with a crowd of laughable smart-asses... AND a few years back one of them was killed when he lost control of his car and got launched into a lake.
SO we're all gathered at his funeral, and people are taking turns at the podium "giving a few words" and it's the same old schtick about how kind hearted and warm he was and what-not, until one of our mutual buddies whispers to me "about as friendly as a porcupine on a nude beach"... to whit we were both audibly snickering. His cousin (talking at the time) shot us a dark glare, and came out with that "How dare you..." thing.
"Well, lady," I responded, stifling my laughs, "I know damn well he wouldn't be caught DEAD in a crowd like this! Jerry would do anything for a laugh!!!"
His parents started to nod agreement... and before long the whole thing broke down into groups sharing their greatest "Jerry was the ass-hat who..." stories... It was no longer the dower kind of affair you'd expect of a funeral. It should've featured a banjo player and girls in skirts and roller skates bringing beers around for everyone! ;o)
When i died, i want the top of my coffin to read, "Thanks for letting me down again", as they're lowering me to the ground
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
@@brainnotfound337 I want Pink Floyd's Goodbye Cruel World playing.
@@rogerramjet6429 Thanks... Jerry thanks you, too! ;o)
I was at my grandfathers funeral and I was so sad, but the priest had a heavy African accent and I just kept thinking of him saying: “Why ar u gae” and I laughed a little bit I felt so bad
Who se I'm ge?
Tf's an African accent? Like, there's more than one accent from Africa.
@@afj810 you know what kind of accent they mean
Why ar u gae? Why ar u running? Oovoovwevwe... In the beninging...
There's so many good African memes
Not gonna lie the why are gae will the first thing crosses my mind becuz of the priest.
When my husband died, the funeral home didn't ask me about music. As such, during the funeral, "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan started up. "Oh no, it's the sad puppy song!" Then I broke into giggles. To everyone who glared at me, *HE* would have laughed his ass off.
You and your husband sound like amazing people
So was he Cermated or Buried?
@@katiearbuckle9017 He was cremated. The funeral was more of a life memorial thing.
Little like Mary Tyler Moore at the funeral for Chuckles The Clown
They glared at you? It's your husband. Also, condolences.
I was a theatre kid in high school, and the play was "Arsenic And Old Lace." I played Jonathan, a stone cold psycho killer with absolutely no empathy. My minion was a drunk, miserable little goof. I was supposed to be the straight man to his comic relief. The guy who played him was REALLY GOOD AT IT. During the last show, he was hamming up the drunk part, and at one point when he exits the stage, he bumps into a wall, sending all the prop bottles and wine glasses, as well as a family heirloom, fell to the floor and broke. And I laughed. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the act. And the worst part is that I thought I was done, but then I started laughing again! There really is no business like show business.
I remember watching a class play of the outsiders in school and a classmate costume was ripped in the crotch on purpose but not meant to be super obvious I guess I laughed uncontrollably the rest of the play in the audience. Got in trouble but all I remembered was thinking his mom let him wear those pants.
Listening to all of these i imagine myself there at all these situations and im laughing along with them. The mind is a powerful thing
💯😂
same
Same 😂🤣
Yeah
If only I wasn't such a lonely fuck
Lmao yeah
I definitely still laugh at the Titanic guy. Even my 13 year old daughter does too.
I still laugh every time Rose tells Jack she'll never let go and then immediately let's go of his body. I know she meant it on a deeper level but it just gets me every time lol
I never understood why She aint just scootch over to let him on the Door with her
I’m pretty sure it’s insensitive to NOT laugh at that point.
@@theflashoflife8088 mythbusters actually did a thing about that and went to James Cameron and he said it's just the way they wrote it lol
I laugh as soon as the ship starts sinking
My art teacher said he was once homeless and basically lived in a McDonald's bathroom, me and my cousin laughed because we thought it was a joke. Then our classmates glared at us. It wasn't a joke.
oh shit how much detention did you get for that lmfao
How the heck does one basically live in a McDonald's bathroom? Asking for a friend.
"How dare you laugh about people wetting the bed. That's insensitive!"
The kid, who has also wet his bed on multiple occasions: *Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy*
Ok
@@buttlicker48 How tf uus that a woosh? dummy is a wooosh is when someone is saying something that is blatantly obvious. Cant even get reddit memes right.
@@mufradr chill also what does uus mean
@@buttlicker48 lmao
@@mufradr *what*
She died " I want my money back" I am rolling
worked as a cashier, and asked this older guy his name. he was really deaf, and i ended up basically yelling at him for his name. he then smiles, and shouts 'dick' really loud. so i had to not laugh, but i just about lost it......
This shouldn’t be as funny as it is dammit
i can’t quick laughing and i read it 10 minutes ago
This is the hardest I've laughed in months lmfao
"DICK!"
should’ve said Richard, who the hell yells out “Dick” for everyone to hear?
The guy who was laughing so hard that he had an asthma attack and needed an ambulance is the thing I shouldn't be laughing at, but here we are
I have asthma and I laughed at that
@@rosa3299 be careful
I have asthma. Also chuckled.
Asthma gang lets goo
69 likes, no one like this comment
So, in the kids' cartoon, Captain Planet, there's an anti drug PSA episode. In this, the very young charecters get hooked on a pill that makes them seek more at any cost. At the end, one of the characters takes half a bottle of these, and dies, he just dies.
They don't even try to sugar coat it. His friends stand around him, and say, "yeah, he's dead". A teenager literally dies of drug overdose in this kids' show! I would have been mortified if I saw this as a kid, but something about this now made me laugh violently!
Ah, YES! The "Bliss" episode. It's often regarded as one of the darkest episodes of children's programming of ALL time! There's even a video about this topic and that very episode was mentioned a few times.
But yea, that ending. I was maybe 10 at the time and watched it like "WTF!"🤯😨😳 The death was shocking enough but I think even MORESO was the abruptness of it and how they just wrote it off as something akin to "cleaning the local park." And yes the bluntness of it would cause me to chuckle now in my old, cynical age😏
@@alsween218
I heard about this just yesterday from a RUclipsr called Blameitonjorge, who often brings up dark or mysterious things in kids' shows. Anyway, I think I'm just so shocked, I've come full circle
@@lazykyuubi4300
The thought of how much time Blameitonjorge must put into finding all those dark tidbits is... stunning. I can't imagine watching so much programming to pick out parts that don't fit in.
When I was a little girl, the Superfriends played at 6:30am each Saturday morning. I'm NOT a morning person, so my need to get up early enough to watch this show had to be pretty darned strong.
Couple of decades later, I'm channel surfing, and the Superfriends is on. Cool! Let's watch. Aquaman called a "dolphin" to help him.
It was a shark, people. Seriously. Animation takes TIME to do, and they did an entire scene with a SHARK that was called a dolphin. No wonder so many Americans can't tell their a$$ from a hole in the ground... Yes, I'm an American, and deal with them every day. We aren't all stupid, but the numbers who are can be frightening.
@@cchastant8251 Lol!😂
That's how I feel about people that think Narwhals aren't real/are made up😐
@@alsween218
Seriously, I've heard at least two good arguments as to how the legends of unicorns came to be. Visually, some deer/antelope in Africa that have dual horns that match up well from the side to look like a single horn, and narwhales, for a horn claimed to be from a unicorn.
Oh dear. Just recalled; brother and I at the funeral home organizing mother's funeral. Neither of us had eaten anything for at least 12 hours. My brother goes pasty pale, and says "I have to lie down" and lies down flat out on the floor in the funeral office. He looked worse than my mother did when she passed, and I started laughing hysterically, and said "Well, you're in the right place"...and the funeral arranging person had to hold back her laughter. I just couldn't stop laughing. She must have thought we were both nuts. We'll forever be remembered as those weird siblings who thought death was one big joke. Funeral person was kind enough to get my brother some biscuits and we had a cup of tea too, understanding that for my brother and I, when we grieve, we forget to eat. After our father's passing, neither he nor I ate for three days.
Dark humor. Nice.
Though I hope youre doing better now.
@@passivesolaris7893 Yes thank you. Dark humor is sometimes a real liability though...
That snack sounded so British. Sorry for your loss
@@analisaacosta974 oh I’m sure tea was issued immediately
These are the type of comments I wish I could save lol.
At my great grandmothers funeral, we played The Wicked Witch is Dead like she had wanted. My religous aunt was caught off guard and was shocked but everybody else thought it was funny. That and when my great grandma on the other side died we found out what everybody thought was her name actually wasn't her name. She didn't like my grandpa at first and used a fake name and he never knew her real one until they got married
I hit my head on the back of a desk. I was not hurt, but I started laughing and couldn't stop. I don't know why, but I find situations like this, when someone does something stupid, and fails, but doesn't get hurt, really funny, even when it happens to me. The rest of the drama club thought that I'd officially lost it.
@Bigfoot Ouch! I'm sorry to hear you broke your hand. Are you okay now?
@Bigfoot That's good. I'm glad it didn't cause any permanent damage.
Your story reminded me of this one time i was in the school bus when an angry driver punched a window so hard it broke and sent glass flying everywhere, it just so happened to be the window right next to me and my friend pulled me away, a little after that happened i just burst out laughing while everyone else looked at me like i was crazy, which just made me laugh even harder.
@GalaxyTail Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one, and that you weren't hurt.
@@Bored_and_Sleepy Holy shit! I'm glad that you were okay!
Conveniently today my friend sent me a hilarious meme while my class was having a serious discussion about terrorism. Must have been horrifying to see a kid laughing while talking about 9/11
"Nobody expected it, it was devastating. Thousands and thousands of people died and--"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
Q) Why is 10 always scared?
A) Because it is in the middle of 9/11
What was the meme
My uncle died from cancer
His last words were,
“I’m outa here”
Then he died the next second
And my entire family just started busting out laughing
I'm sorry for your loss but also sorry for the micro burst of laughter having read this
I'm sorry for you loss but I laughed too
My humor is surprisingly dark and it catches people off guard the first time around.
Give an example of what you find funny
Same people be shocked when I make jokes😂How can people not like dark humor
My humor is so dark if it was a person it would need to smile just to be seen at night
@@everydaynoob1 what do you call a kid with no friends.....
A sandy hook survivor
Same
In grade school, we were having a concert, singing the usual Christmas songs. I and some of the kids were on the floor, while others were standing on risers.
We were singing Frosty The Snowman, and were on the "thumpity thump thump!" section, when one of the kids on the far left section of the middle riser, decided to start jumping up and down in rhythm with the music.
Right as everyone sang "Look at Frosty goooooo...." *SMASH!!!* he breaks off his section of the riser and plummets to the floor, taking down two or three other kids with him. I distinctly remember looking back, and seeing his grinning face as he jumped up and down, before suddenly sinking out of my view.
A bunch of other kids, and myself, all started laughing out loud as the song ended, while all the parents and teachers were scolding us. "Don't laugh! It's not funny!" they said, over and over, even though no one was seriously hurt at the end of the day.
This made me laugh for a good while, thank you 😂
Dont know why but this reminds me of Home Alone 2! 😂
that sounds like something that would've been a Vine in this modern day
Omg I am in tears lmaoooo
One time on discord a friend mentioned how his ex best friend's dad got murdered and I accidentally sent a hilariously edited image of bill nye and I couldnt stop laughing in the voice chat
Bruh sounds like something I would do
I love your profile pic so much!!!
Omg I just laughed for a minute
I was really stressed out trying to understand a math graphing problem. I was borderline crying because I couldn’t figure it out. My mom offers to help me and starts setting up the problem to find the ordered pair. She wrote:
( , ) ( , )
We just stared at it for a solid minute and then just collapsed into laughter.
All the the people be talking bout funeral and sad shit, my story is in elementary school, to celebrate as the class with the highest average exam score we invited a clown, and he was (probably still is) the funniest human i ever met, when he was jugling, he had a heart attack, and fell, for me this is the funiest scene, but boy oh boy didnt i know he almost died, still making me chuckle and sad
had me in the first half ngl...
In most of these people's defense, it's actually safe to laugh at a funeral. Well at least in my family... because it's kinda hard to be sad when your Uncle who works as a Clown is in charge of the Farewell speech, or the Pastor knows too much about Grandma, and this what happens after the whole service the Rest of God Damn Family starts telling the "Remember When" stories and their all about that person's legit sex life or how much someone was a little Weird/Studdborn but still loved.
Yeah it's kinda hard to stay sad during a funeral after you hear.
"Leon let God handle it. You don't need to be a perfectionist any more brother."
"Cheryl once came up to me and said 'I'm glad there are pastors like you who talk about Sex.'"
And "Hey who remembers the god damn mirror on Grandpa's chilling."
Oh and the icing on the cake was before the funeral courtesy of my mom for my dad, "GOD DAMN IT LEON, WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE ROOM FOR ME!!" he was cremated.. took up the whole urn, plus... killed the freaking Mortician.
"I take my dump home" 😂
It happened twice around the death of my grandmother. And both dealt with the same issue.
Now, first of all, one thing about my grandma is that she snored. LOUDLY. She was like a freaking truck whenever she slept.
Anyway, when she was 84, her health deteriorated thanks to cancer and I'm called to say that she's gone into a coma and it's basically a matter of time before she passes away. I ask permission to get out of work early to see her at the hospital one last time. I'm sitting next to her, looking thinner and needing a tube to breathe, holding her hand and telling her, in tears how much she meant to me... and she starts snoring. I don't know if she was conscious enough to hear that my sentimental crying is suddenly interrupted by attempts to stiffle laughter.
So, she passed away later on the week, went to her funeral and during her wake, me and my mom are standing next to each other looking at her and she comments how she looks like she's just asleep. Without thinking I blurt out "Except she's not snoring". We both are almost choking trying to not laugh in the middle of the funeral home.
I loved my grandma, but you know, still was pretty funny. And she had a great sense of humor, so I'm sure she wouldn't have minded.
Alternative title: "Why I laughed at a funeral"
After my suicide attempt my dad and sat down and called the hotline and right before we ended the call a robotic voice asked if we wanted to answer three costumer satisfaction questions I laughed my butt off I think may havebeen the stress or just the absurdity of it but I couldn't take it seriously
How do u feel about the whole experience afterwords? Contemplating suicide... if you can talk about it anyways
I sincerely hope you are doing better now. If you ever need to talk I am here. :)
Hope you are doing well now ❤️
I know it's been 3 years ago, but hopefully you are doing well now. If you need to talk, lemme know
Im gonna watch this video without trying to laugh . I lost it at 12:36
LITERALLY HOLLERING
When I was 10 I was taking care of my younger nephew at his great grandmother's funeral. When we approached the casket we were greeted with an old deceased woman surrounded by flowers, in one hand especially, she was holding a yellow flower. Then my nephew spoke out loud, with a tear in his eye, "Why is she holding a banana"? The fact that it was loud and even echoed made people start looking at us only making me want to laugh uncontrollably and I was trying to hold it in but I pissed a little which made me want to laugh even harder. I was trying to tell myself that it wasn't even funny and that a person had died yadde yadda but like, this was peak comedy for me, especially in a funeral.
My buddy forgot to put in his transom plug on his boat. We got about 50 yards from the dock and started to sink. I couldn't help but laugh at the situation as we raced for the shore!
My family and I were at this prison museum - a prison in use mostly during WW1 which also had 'interrogation rooms' (yes, torture chambers). As we stood there trying to fathom all the gruesome stuff that had happened I mumbled "I wonder what the prisoners ate under these circumstances". My oldest brother just blurted out *"Smurf in curry!"*
....and I *totally* lost it. Within seconds I was laughing so hard my chest and stomach hurt.
"The Little Girl" by John Michael Montgomery. A very, very sad song, but when JMM says, "I know that Man up there on that cross
. I don't know His name, but I know He got off" makes me lmao every time! I try so hard to hold it in! I truly am not intentionally laughing at the song in general, but just those particular words. My husband would giggle a little and tell me I was being sacrilegious, lol.
TLDR: Surprise run in with a mentally challenged youth had me leaving quickly thinking I was going to get my butt kicked.
Years ago I was driving to work and had an episode of the bubble guts. Had to find a bathroom fast. Nearest place was a McDonalds. I drive in and park then hurry inside hoping the men's room isn't occupied.
I walk in and see that the toilet stall door is halfway open and no feet are visible on the floor. I think "Thank God" and fling the stall door open the rest of the way.
A freakin kid was sitting in the toilet, in...the...toilet! Seat was up, his ass is in the water and his feet were sticking out straight. I then realize the kid is mentally challenged in some way. We were both in stunned silence at the intrusion, that is, until the kid started wailing at the top of his lungs.
Despite really having to go #2 I bolted the heck out of there figuring this kid's parent would probably come running in to kick the butt of whoever upset their kid. I made it down the street to a gas station and used their facilities. I sat there laughing my ass off, more out of self preservation than anything else.
my mom showed me a story about how a kid died after getting punched in the head from a guy and all i can think about is i like u cut g
That's so sad but also so damn funny 😂
My grandmother was a known hater of carnations. At her funeral when the pallbearers placed their buttoneer flower on her casket a cousin said out loud "I'm not putting it on her casket. She's not going to reach out and grab me." It made all the people who heard it laugh.
I am an archaeologist and I have never been to a dig that doesn’t have a big farewell dinner at the end of the season. In this case we were in Italy at this nice outdoor place that was the only place to accommodate food allergies (we were not well liked in the community because reasons), so we’re all waiting for our food and this dude playing the accordion walks right up to us and at the end of his performance asked for tips. We didn’t give him anything and he started cussing out Americans saying he should have expected this from a country with no history and no morals and a long angry rant about fascism. He then points to me and says ‘you, you’re a local girl you agree right’? I was born in Italy but I was raised in America, but when I go back people don’t tend to look at me twice, so this was kind of normal. I just kind of sit there and just say ‘uh sure’ and then he realized that I wasn’t a local and he went on another long rant about cultural heritage being destroyed and left. I just started nervous laughing in the aftermath and everyone told me to shut up. To date, while not the weirdest thing I’ve ever witnessed, it’s definitely up there.
I laugh and the most random times. I once laughed at a parent-teacher meeting and got kicked out of the building.
Not many people know this but when you aren't supposed to laugh you WILL laugh from the least-funniest shit
“So my cousin and I got flu vaccines and turns out she was allergic to it. She started blowing up like a balloon.” My friend said this in third grade and I DIED laughing because... the thought of a person ballooning up!
I was playing CoD with one of my friends and he said " I was fixing to say something messed up."
Me: "what?"
"I dont have to go to school Monday."
Me :"Why not?"
"Cause it's my grandpa's funeral. You know what sucks".
Me: "dont say it."
"Not having a... shotgun, just kidding a grandpa."
He laughed a little bit ngl I did too.
The black eye casket story was amazing
“He wouldn’t get in the damg box!”
“Can I get my money back?”
😂🤣💀
Let me be honest kay? I LOVE this category so plz do more 😂
I busted a gut and woke up the house and now am trying to keep myself together while stoned
I have a story too but it's pretty long so here it goes: This happened just just 2 months ago in elementary school, i am and i was 14 at the time, anyway, i went to take a piss to the school toilets and when i come back, my, for his age, pretty heavy friend (he weighed about 60kg at the time, i weighed about 50) is sitting on a really thin desk, and for sure, the desk is bending under his weight like a cute amish girl on rumbspringa, so i just laugh it off and then another friend (about 50 kilograms like me) comes, and says "hold on, let me try it too", so he leaps off the ground, lands on the desk and yeah, it literally broke in half under him. I mind you, i never laughed so hard in my life, his expression was priceless, he literally took like 3 seconds to process, what just happened and then started sort of laughing too, what surprised me was, that only me and like 3 other friends were laughing while the two teachers and the rest of the class just stared in horror and after about 10 seconds, one of the teachers said: "are you f*cking kidding me?!" One of the teachers kept yelling at me, to stop laughing but i just... couldn't, i was laughing for good 5 minutes after that i was wiping tears for about another 10 minutes. Eventually they just had to about 300 CZK,- each (about 13$ for my western friends) and we were talking about it for the next like week, even now, while writing this comment and think about the dudes expression, i sort of chuckle lol. I know it isn't too much of a big deal compared to the funeral moments in the video, but still, that was the greatest moment that month! Sorry for any typos, i am typing this on the phone while taking a shit and also, English is my second language. Hope you enjoyed the story like i did writing it!
Hubby on the toilet yelling at me after eating taco bell and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He doesn't even like taco bell but b/c I got some he had to get some too. Then he blamed me for making him get taco bell. 😂 it was just so funny him all red faced and mad while stuck on the can. 😂
alternate title: people using laughing as coping mechanisms for grief
I mean I do too I joke around a lot and memes my brother died of an overdose on ecstasy may he Rest In Peace and I’m like if you die ur the big gay 😂
Every day I face this with my Tourette’s. it’s very funny and I laugh about it a lot but and I am okay with people laughing with me.
One time this guy came up to my register with a massive thing of spare ribs. So massive I had trouble scanning it. I commented that that was a big piece of meat, then my mind slipped into the gutter.
I would have been able to keep it under control but the next person in line said "excuse me, I think my sausage is leaking."
I was holding back laughter for the next twenty minutes.
(grins) Used to cashier at a Big Box Store. One night, this guy brought about a dozen of those red rubber athletic balls to my register. I looked at the balls. I looked at him. We were alone. "Sir... you certainly have balls." And smiled. He laughed. Rang him up, and never heard anything more on it.
13:11 This is me pretty much all the time. Once, this girl told me she only had one grandmother and I burst out laughing because I (being a crazy person) immediately assumed incest.
Then when I finally stopped laughing I realized that her other grandma most likely died.
I never felt so guilty.
I was around 8 or 9 and my dad got new a prescription for his glasses. He's handicapped and has been his whole life. He was walking with his crutches and he fell and I asked him if he was okay and he looked at me and said "The floor jumped up at me" and I laughed so hard I fell over.
Another time I was pushing him in his wheelchair and I was trying to get him down the cub and he fell out of the wheelchair and I cried laughing.
At a funeral for my Dad's uncle. The priest who did the funeral honestly sounded like the friar from Princess Bride. "He wiwved a bweautifuw wife" (he lived a beautiful life). At that point, me, my mom, and my brothers are trying very hard not to laugh.
I lost it at the poop in the VCR. God, that’s hilarious
that reminds me of that moment from American Dad where Steve sees his room covered in shit, and at one point he says "IT'S IN THE DVD TRAY, IT'S TRYING TO PLAY IT!!!!"
I'm the person who overhears someone saying "The worst time to do this is at a funeral!" To someone, and just whispers not-so quietly;
*_"That's what she said..."_*
So one of my first bonding moment with my now incredibly close friend. We were in High school together I was a year above her and she'd been off all day. I'd asked about it and she'd blown me off. On the bus, though, she broke down crying and hugged me tightly and confessed that today was the anniversary her grandfather had died. And I comforted her and while I am, I'm talking religion (we're both religious) and I go. "Hey, did your Papa like dogs?" "Yeah. . ." "Thank GOODNESS, cuz you've had like 20 of them pass, and if he didn't he's in for a hell of a ride-" And she just burst out laughing at the mental image of this angel surrounded by dogs whispering "God fucking damn it this sucks-"
When my mother announced to my sister and i that my older sister who was pregnant lost her baby, i don't know why but i laughed really hard
Me and my neighbors were racing on are bikes I won the race and wasn't looking at the rode when he screamed , "watch out" I looked at the rode saw the car and fell over trying to stop my bike. The car didn't hit me but the guy driving the car looked pissed off and we started laughing.
The one with their dad... bittersweet. They were able to laugh even tho it hurt. At my aunt’s funeral a random cow across the street let out a loud moo. My cousin laughed saying it was her way to say “hurry it up” and it helped contain her tears
My father died suddenly at 54 from untreated endocarditis (heart infection basically). At the funeral, I'm up at the casket and my older brother comes up and says "...thats the most relaxed I've ever seen him" and I burst into laughter. After the service we went for some food. The funeral was mid-June, high school grad time. Hostess greets us at the door and says "hi welcome to restraunt, are you guys celebrating a graduation?" And without missing a beat, and with the most flat expression on his face and perfect delivery he just says "Funeral." I fuckin lost it laughing. The hostess was also serving our table. My brother ordered a beer, and she came back saying that they were out of that beer and he says "well, it's not the worst news I've had today" and she looked mortified lol I will always remember my dad's funeral, bot for the service, but how funny my brother was that day
3:05 This had me in tears laughing and feeling great guilt. Bless those ladies for trying so hard and sincerely to learn. I'm sure I've made worse mistakes trying to learn a new language. Just, their mistakes were so cute.
So one time I was eating dinner with my mom in front of the TV. We were using these TV table things. So my puppy, a min pin (think Doberman but tiny) came BARRELING from the kitchen and crashed into my mom's table and knocked her glass and food off. I found this hilarious but my mom was pissed and a glass shorter.
Btw the puppy is fine she's just hella energetic sometimes. Her names brownie
My aunt's mother past away and the food at the reception was horrible (very doughy pastry mixed with some vegetables). I didn't know it would be so dense and doughy so I took a giant bite and it literally was like eating chunk of raw dough that dried out my mouth and I couldn't swallow even with water.
I was in my 20s at the time and turned to my mother and just opened my mouth with a disgusted face revealing the chewed up dough and my mother went red trying to keep herself from busting a gut laughing. No one had idea what I did so I just had a giant grin as everyone looked confused at my mother.
I was in orchestra during high school and our Christmas concert were always shared with the upper level choir. Half the time the orchestra would play and the other half the choir would sing, and then the final piece was one that we did together. The only time we practiced together was for our shared piece, so neither group had heard the other's songs.
Well one of the choir songs was a duet by a sophomore guy and girl (small school so our upper level choir had freshmen through seniors) and they obviously were struggling to harmonize well. I was already having a rough night so when they kept struggling throughout the song I completely broke. Except I was still on stage so I could not laugh, instead I ended up basically vibrating from the effort of trying not to make a sound or be super noticeable.
What was worse was I was not the only one who was trying not to laugh and I had multiple friends in the orchestra, so any time I would get myself somewhat under control I would look up and end up making eye contact with either someone also struggling not to laugh or my friends and the shaking would start up again.
I was finally able to get myself under control after like 2 more choir songs but as soon as we were back in the warmup room during intermission, I burst out laughing.
It brought a little bit of relief to the shit show that was my life at that point, so I don't regret it at all (even though maybe I should).
I've got a story for this. I remeber a year back, my grandma, my mom, and my two sisters at the time were hanging out in my moms living room. My mom and grandma were cooking something, I dont remeber; when my mom forgets that she left the dishwasher open. I'll say that my moms house is an odd layout, with the dishwasher on a counter island , with limited space to walk through, if you can picture what I mean. It was basically impossible to avoid the dishwasher trying to walk by. So here's my mom, blazing ball of fire, walks a little too fast and trips on the dishwasher, with me watching the whole thing, laughing and forgetting to help her, I still feel terrible about it, but it was funny as hell to me. She ended up fracturing her elbow somehow, and had to get surgery to get it fixed. I felt so bad, I really wanted to help, but my asshole self couldn't stop laughing. She is doing fine now though, and I still laugh at it every now and then. Another time, she was somehow able to to a spin-stunt on an electric trashcan lid and fall, and I had the ability to watch that part too, but I helped her that time then, instead of just laughing. But yeah, love her to death, but there's my clumsy mom for yall.
Mine happened today, I am at a new school so I do not have a lot of knowledge about the other people’s families. My friend said something along the lines of, “My dad was about 6’.” I was about to ask something then it clicked, my friends dad is dead. So I just reply oh and the 2 of us start laughing. I was laughing that her dad was dead.
At my school, there was a little memorial plaque by the field for a little girl who went there who had passed away. This kid that was new that year and his friend walked over and he asked what had happened to her, so I told him the story (It was a really depressing story). After I was done, he just stood and looked at it for a second and said, "Oh... L." and walked away. After a second of silence out of pure shock, his friend (who was impossible to make laugh if you didn't know him) all of my other friends who were there and I completely lost it. It was one of those things where you had to be there. I tried to retell it to someone who wasn't there and now they're scared of the kid and they think I'm a psychopath.
In your brain, the area responsible for laughter and the area responsible for grief are very close. When my father-in-law passed away, he was in my house and spent his last months there. We all knew that he was going and had time to bring in all of his family to say goodbye. The night he passed, my brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law all came over and we stayed up all night telling jokes and funny stories from the past. So much laughter that you'd never guess we were grieving. The biggest problem we had was when we all went to breakfast the next morning. The waitress was VERY annoyed that we chose to come to her establishment to eat (apparently the restaurant was only supposed to be for old men wanting a cup of coffee). That's all right--her grumpiness was only a slight damper on our mood. At least I learned that it's perfectly fine to laugh when you're grieving.
I lost my father the other day (rest in peace and i love you very much dude) this thread really brought a smile to my face.
Gonna practice stand up at a funeral since that’s where everyone’s laughing
I will always regret this one: one girl in my English class was reading something on English (we speak Spanish here) so everyone was quiet and listening but she said something in a really weird accent so I laughed out loud by accident... yeah, I shouldn’t have done that. when I wheezed karma hit me like a bitch and a booger came out of my nose while everyone was looking at me. I deserved that lmao
> be me.
> be 8 years old
> mum drives me to school one morning.
> i get out of the car and start walking towards the front gate... while twisting my top half around to keep waving bye to my mum enthusiastically as long as possible.
> i know the school gate is behind/ahead of me (depending on whether you count which way my top half was facing, or the direction i was moving in) by about 3 metres.
> i stop waving bye and turn around rapidly while still walking... and clothesline myself on a tree branch that was the exact height of my forehead.
> fall backwards onto my bottom carried by my own momentum.
> my mum absolutely CRACKS UP. (She knew i was fine) The other parents looked at her like "what is wrong with you as a parent?"
In retrospect, i realised that i had seen a funny look come over my mums face a second or two earlier, and she opened her mouth to warn me
I thought laughing in funerals is normal, maybe my family is weird, but we always make jokes about whoever died and all. I suppose we just celebrate the life we did have with them, by making fun if the things they say or funny memories we had with them. We still cry but we also laugh almost a bitter sweet moment.
I shouldn’t be watching this rn cuz everyone on my school Google meet will think I’m weird for randomly laughing
The one beatin the doggos was definitely the monster and that was simply instant karma !
There’s no need to ever beat on a dog. 🤬
What if it is eating a toddler?
Those times where you're supposed to be serious but can't help but think of funny memories
When my friend and I were in college, we had to attend a meeting about accomplishments or overcoming difficult challenges, I forget exactly what it was about. A whole week prior to this any time either of us did something clumsy like tripped, dropped a pen, stumbled over our words, we'd look at the other and say "palsy", as in cerebral palsy. So, toward the end of the meeting in the college theatre, probably about a hundred people in there with quite a few staff members stood at the side of the seats with a full view of all of the students, on the presentation slide comes up a story of a former student who had severe cerebral palsy. Immediately, out of the corner of our eyes we looked at each other and almost laughed, had to nearly bite my tongue off and scratch a hole in my leg to stop myself from laughing.
My school went on lockdown. I heard a scream and I giggled a bit.
I would to lol
i was at my great aunts house celebrating my grandmas birthday, we we're about to eat and we we're praying and then one of my great uncles phones starts playing "bing bing bong bong" me and my siblings we're the only ones laughing
When I’m nervous or shocked, I start laughing. In school I laughed at pictures of the Holocaust and had to wildly apologize and justify my laughter right then and there in front of the class. Never went from laughing to all blood draining from my face that fast😭.
Last year my boyfriend and I went to a friend’s wedding. The couple held the wedding on the bride’s family’s property and used the garage and some tents for the ceremony and reception. Right above where the bride and groom set up the alter was a pirate flag that said “the bearings will continue until morale improves”. My boyfriend said it was the hardest 10 minutes of his life sitting through the ceremony as he was trying not to laugh at the juxtaposition. The groom was a friend of ours and my boyfriend told him about it after and he admitted that they did it on purpose and was glad someone appreciated their joke.
Not me but a friend
friend told a joke that I forgot but it was basically his dad was the best pilot because he hit the twin towers. He was laughing hysterically and had lost all of his friends
"I should not be laughing" through basic training. That's a good way to get the plt/company to hate you real quick.
When I was 6, I went to my great grandmother’s funeral. This overwhelming, uncontrollable need to laugh overcame me. I could feel my face bright red,and started to laugh. Luckily I suppressed the sound of it, but until I was an adult, I thought I was despicable whenever I thought of it. I had a recurring nightmare about my great grandmother for months after she died.
As an adult, I realized I was having a hysterical reaction which manifested as laughter. It happened to me a couple of other times as an adult.
So if anyone inappropriately hysterically laughs, forgive yourself. It’s a natural reaction
Whenever my parents argue at the dinner table. It's nothing serious, trust me, but it gets funny to me for some reason every once in a while
These are honestly some of the best times to laugh. Humor is an amazing stabilizer for intense emotional situations. It honestly warms my heart
My little sisters and I were playing with a duster and pretended it was an animal. We gave the duster the name Jim or something. My mom saw us playing with it and yelled at us saying “Don’t play with that! It’s dusty!” After she walked away, my sisters were upset. I turned to them and said “Well, I guess mom wants us to name him Dusty.” They died laughing
My mom recently passed this December. As she was slowly passing away from aggressive liver cancer, she was at home. I remember sitting at the top counter eating, while my dad tried to feed her. We have a cat, and she was meowing while this was happening. Obviously my mom was extremely out of it, and my dad said that he was going to put the cat outside on the screened in porch. My mom repeted, "cat outside" and my dad said yes the cat is outside. But she just kept repeating this. I just couldnt help it and snorted. Got one hell of a look from my dad, but it was funnly to me.
I remember this one time when I laughed so hard that I started crying.. It was at some family event I don't know what it was but this aunt of my grandmother sat on my right side and she was telling everyone at the table (we were all female) a story how her husband drove over a marten or something like that and I started laughing so hard.. I laughed and imagined what the noise of the car would be and laughed even harder than I started crying. Everyone was so irritated and the aunt just continued her story I just couldn't hold it back. The tears wouldn't stop falling even tho it wasn't funny anymore.. well I pretended to be still laughing because I didn't knew why the frick I was crying all of a sudden.. And then I laughed at myself not knowing why I'm crying and started crying and laughing even more.. 20 minutes of painful crying. Damn but I have to say that half of the people sitting there with us weren't listening to the womans story anymore there we're just trying to hold their laughter back xD
My reply is REALLLLLLY LONG but I swear it's worth the read! There's a "TL;DR" near the bottom.
Every freaking time we (my momma and whoever happens to be around) start reminiscing about grandma (momma's mom), the sad gets overshadowed by my uncontrollable urge to laugh inappropriately- and grandma had [unintentionally] given me the all time GREATEST memory of unintentional hilarity! Let me set the scene:
My cousin, 37, was getting married and we went to the wedding. Momma was sat with her uncle (cousin's dad) and his wife and grandma and I got some random seats together in a pew halfway back. So idk if you've ever been to a catholic wedding, but it's essentially a fucking aerobics class where you're sitting, then standing (because the priest said some word that someone in the choir repeated, the rest of the choir sang back, and they all stood up so we had to stand while they sang); then sit down again. Stand up. Kneel down. Touch your toes. Shake hands with your neighbor. HEEYYYYY MACARENA!! Etc...Shut up! This ain't the funny part yet!
So anyway, we're about halfway through the workout when we're told to, "please rise!" for the 80th time. And ik that sounds like a polite request, but it was an order in disguise, and thus, mandatory. So we stand up and suddenly, I smell SHIT! Like, actual, forreal shit! But I didn't smell it til I stood up...🤔🤔 there's a bald guy sitting directly in front of me and his pretty blonde wife. Somehow, I concluded that, since I only smelled it upon standing, it's GOTTA be the bald guy in front of me. So we sit back down. Then we stand up again and low and behold, there's the shit smell again! So it can't be a fart because it's there every time we stand! Now, 13 year old me is already angry about the impromptu workout that I didn't sign up for, but now this bald sonuvabitch doesn't even have the god damn courtesy to go to the bathroom and I'm stuck smelling his shit every time someone in the choir hears "Jesus" and they jump up and sing, forcing me to have to get up and be gagged by Baldy McShitPants's boomboom? OH. MY. FUXKING. GAWD. SOOOO PISSED!!
I swear to God, if I'd been able to shoot lasers from my eyes, I'd have melted a ducking whole through Loser The Poo-pant's shiny gourd! Like, I'm even insulting him in my head like, "no wonder you got no hair left! Your nasty dumps must've roasted your fuxking hair follicles and all your hair fell out from the rotten smell! EVEN YOUR HAIR RAN AWAY FROM YOU, SWAMP-PANTS! Your hair was embarrassed at you walking around in shitty drawers!! That's why you're bald!
Look, I was already grumpy and this guy forcing me to endure his stank had pushed me over the goddamn edge and this wedding was like 3-4 hours of standing, kneeling, sitting, and repeat. I was soooo fucking mad!
Anywho....cut to a million years later when we're at the reception (I actually wasn't supposed to go to the reception and was supposed to be dropped off at my aunt and Uncle's house to hang out until it was over because my cousin's cunt of a new bride said "no kids allowed at the reception", yet allowed the flower girl and children from her family to attend; and, last minute, my cousin found out that I wouldn't be at the reception and blew a friggin' gasket, because he didn't know about it and was angry she tried to bar me from it. So I ended up being forced to go.) We arrived and grandma and my aunt went together to find a bathroom and my aunt came back out first and said grandma "had a little accident" but that they had tossed her undies and my aunt had given her a little pad to put between her legs, just in case. Grandma came out, walked up to the table and with a big grin on her face and very matter-of-factly said, "I shit myself!!!" and then we laughed because it was hilarious and grandma had no boundaries! I recounted that story to my immediate family at home before the wake and kept thinking of it and having to stifle myself at the funeral!! 😳😮😂🤣😳🤭🤫
TL;DR: grandma shit her pants, next to me, at my cousin's wedding and since I only smelled it when we were standing, I thought it was the bald guy in front of me and proceeded to tear him to shreds in my head. Told story around time of grandma's funeral and had to keep myself from laughing during the service!
In conclusion- no one ever invite me to another catholic wedding. I won't go. #FoundOutWhyTheyCallItAPew #BaldyMcShitPants #FalselyAccused #ItWasAllGrandma #GrandmaShitHerPants #AtAWedding #IBlameTheAerobicWorkout #DontTellStoriesLikeThisAtFunerals
I onced went in a very old manual van with my friend, we were both small and of course neither of us had driving license or any experience. There was a narrow road and end of it was a little hill. If we can travel upto the hill it would have been so easy. But very near to the top some old lady with a car already came down. So we had to stop near the top and old lady backed up letting us reach the top. While doing this another car came from behind and stopped very close to us. My friend who didn't had any clutch balance knew he couldn't put it into the 1st gear and go up without hitting the car behind by not rolling down the hill. So he shut the van down. There were about 10 vehicles behind us now. Drivers got out their vehicles and came to and ask what is the problem. So my friend told them the van won't starting. So the other drivers pushed the van to the top of the hill and they went on their way. When all the vehicles are gone we started the van and came back home. I was dying laughing through all this. I got some very strange glares from people who came to help. But man i couldn't help. Sorry for the bad English im from Sri lanka.
One time in High School my class had just come back from a field trip and I bee-lined it for the bathroom to pee. Someone comes in shortly after I did and started ripping some serious ass a few stalls over. I felt like laughing would be really embarrassing to them and did everything in my power to not laugh, but the fact that I couldn't laugh made it all the more hilarious. I had both of my hands over my mouth and nose, my face turning red, just to keep from making any sound. I was fucking quaking, rocking back and forth. After maybe two minutes of this I finally calmed down, washed my hands and left in peace.
I really like the stories with funerals, I know its sad and stuff but I appreciate that they are able to look back at that memory and smile when they remember it, and not see it as the worst day in their lives
I would feel horrible for laughing at a funeral, although ive never been to one, but I would be glad I could look at it and smile later on in life
This happened a few months ago. Since corona had still been in its early stages, I was online for the beginning of school. After I got back for a few days, I got more comfortable and start to talk with some of my friends I hadn't seen in a while. One of the boys starts telling a story about his dog. Apparently, his dad thought the dog was dead and put the dog in a bag and had "thrown" the bag over a hill or tall ledge (I don't remember, it's been a while). So they look over the edge to look at the bag and hear faint shrieks and the bag is barely moving. My other friend came up with some scenario and I LOST IT. I couldn't stop laughing to save my life. I felt so bad afterwards because I mean, it's his dog. I was crying at that point and had trouble calming down but once I did I kept apologizing. I don't know if he ever forgave me because it split off after a little more talk but I still feel bad about it to this day.
So many, many years ago when I was a Boy Scout, I was inducted into the Order of the Arrow which is supposedly a "secret society" within the Boy Scouts of America, but it's not secret at all. Anyway, the induction ceremony involves the senior member of the Order meeting grasping you by the shoulders and then patting you three times on the left shoulder with his arms completely straight. They do this one at a time for the group they're inducting. This time around it was 10 or 11 boys including myself.
The ceremony is supposed to be very serious and silent, but I could NOT stop laughing while it was happening, at first silently, but eventually more loudly. It infected the other boys, and we were all trying not to fall over while the ceremony continued but the guy running it speaking louder and louder, which only made us laugh harder until he's literally screaming to be heard over the laughter, and some of the order members start laughing too because of how red he's going with the effort of screaming about "SILENT, MEASURED REFLECTION!", but he can't acknowledge any of it or tell us to shut up because the ceremony HAS to be done in this particular way, and he can't deviate from the script once he starts it. I still laugh about it to this day.
To be fair, I’m 22 and I still laugh at fart sounds and other stuff. My humor has died down to that of a child
When I first joined my school, my best friend was also new because she joined a week after me. Basically, about a couple of months after we both joined, we were in the library at lunch and didn’t hear the bell to go to form, and when we did notice the time we were almost 10 minutes late. We ran to our form room and it was rlly embarrassing because our form tutor asked why we were late in front of the whole class. My best friend told a lie about how a teacher was talking to us and we couldn’t leave. Our form tutor asked to talk to the teacher and took us down to the library to talk to this teacher, obviously the teacher wasn’t there. When the form tutor takes us back up, me and my bsf and trying so hard not to laugh. Then the form tutor asks us what teacher we were talking to, I said my geography teacher but said I didn’t know her name. The form tutor got this teacher in to talk to us and in front of the whole class. I wanted to die. After that, When we turned around cus we had to read, we were trying not to laugh but ended up turning bright red and were crying laughing, half-silently. 😔✌️
A few years back, I was pretending to be asleep in class. When my teacher called on me, I jumped back in my seat, and accidentally jumped too hard. I ended up taking the whole desk with me, and all my shit landed on me. When I readjusted myself, the whole class was laughing with me. My teachers face was red, but it was because he was laughing uncontrollably. One of the best days of Middle School.
My dad had committed suicide, but he was at the hospital on his deathbed, and my girlfriend at the time and i were there. I figured i was going to see him again the following week, so I was joking and asked him if he was going to be like Robocop if he recovered. I thought it was really funny and figured dad would find it funny too, since we have a similar sense of humor. Needless to say, my final words to my dad were "see you next week, Robocop."
I seriously wish I could have said a more appropriate and a more sincere goodbye if I had known I wouldn't see him again. I was very close to him, but I'm sure he wouldn't want me to cry about it or be hurt by his choice
At my dad's funeral, we had to pick a song but we didn't know what other songs he had chosen so we're all sitting there and Johnny Mathis's Warm comes on. My dad was going to be cremated and all you heard was my aunt go, 'Oh, (dad's name)' and we all lost it. It was my dad's humor through and through but he also really liked Johnny Mathis.
I just can't stop laughing when I get yelled at and lectured at for something I didn't do or something I laughed at that I secretly relate, I always say to myself at that point "I'm not guilty, they're yelling at me for no reason"
The Titanic.
I was laughing.
The ship had just hit an iceberg and I was dying laughing.
I literally said, "Who doesnt know how to drive a ship THAT BAD hat they hit a HUGE DANG ICEBERG?"
My mom questions me.