If "Real People" Commercials Were Real Life - Speaks for Itself: Chevy Blazer
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2019
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In this parody we tackle the all new 2019 Chevy Blazer and their new commercial that claims it "speaks for itself." Except it doesn't since they hired actors to say things about it, also why do you need Potsch if it speaks for itself? Also it doesn't talk, But, what if it DID and Mahk was its voice?
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If Real People did Raid Shadow Legends Commercials....... huh.
@@viniciusassuncao4039 Or don't, that's cool too
You’d really think Chevy would learn after Mahk had parodied them about 5 million times by now lol
They'll never learn....until they eventually go under
Zebra Corner and ask for another bailout
Zebra Corner still waiting for the one where they use the back up camera to see the alligators surrounding the chevy
Lol I work for Ford marketing and I always send these to my friends at Chevy marketing they think it's hilarious. they say their numbers show that it performs well so they continue doing it.
haha!! Can't wait until he tackles the new Vette!
God, these works as advertisements: it makes me wanna buy any other car
Why? Do you drive a Chevy
@@bigten2523 lmaoo
Clearly Generic Motors is appealing to the ignorant and less-clever. Because a smart buyer is going to research reliability and resale value before putting down a deposit!
Steve Johnson ok
HAHAAHAHHAHAHA
Actor 1:”Give the person who designed this a star and a cookie”
Mahk: yeah because god knows they shouldn’t get a paycheck
LMMMMAAAOOO
😂😂😂😂😂
"I didn't know the University of Phoenix had a frat" -- I'm still crying.
I'm a phoenician and I found that hilarious
“it speaks for itself”
*brings in 20 people to speak to how good it is*
"pays 20 people to speak about how good it is." They tried random people.. too many did an imitation of Mahk!
420th like lol
“You should use me to cut off your sweet gluten free sweater there, Elton John Travolta.”
That was funny for sure.
Best line ever! 🤣🤣🤣
When you have Celiac's disease :(
I came to the comments just for that insult 😂😂😂
I fuckin died
I love how at 0:45 you can see him right beside the Blazer in the back
SPACE MAN lmaooooo lol
-.-
The Big booty was all I was focused on and didnt see him lol!
Also at 0:06
I hope Chevy makes more of these commercials just so I can see Mahk upload more of these sketches
I saved my parents from this car.
I'm a hero.
- Horizontal - You should be given the JD powahh award
This Channel is literally why I've never bought a Chevy
Glad there is "real" smart people out there! The official brand of the trailer park. chevy...find new trailers.
The new blazer is literally just a rebadged equinox. I'm on my second Equinox a 2020 and theyve both been amazing for me XD
Saw this original commercial in a theatre and immediately was thinking "Damn, Zebra Corner about to kill this one"
Michael Garcia DTX Chevy commercial in a theater??? Oh God.
Literally!
same, I saw it yesterday in the theater before seeing the new spiderman
@@harrisonmcgill2019 Or as Mahk would say, "Spidahman".
Going to see Tarantino's new film tonight. I better not see the commercial.
“If you had an old k5 blazer maybe” 😂
LetsGoToMarsMan that’s a fact
@I am an expert of gaming and vehicles The truck-based Trailblazer you're talking about probably doesn't get as good fuel economy as the new Blazer in this ad. Lots of people care about those few MPG (or like to pretend they do). (There's also a Trailblazer coming to the US, 1 size down from the Blazer, it's yet another crossover).
I'm sure I'd much prefer the Indonesia market one for myself, especially if I can get the V6 with manual transmission, but I bet the one in this ad will undoubtedly sell better to the simpletons they're marketing it at here who don't know what a frame is.
We do have the second-gen Colorado that the Indonesian Trailblazer is based on, though. I guess Chevy figures that's good enough for most people who want a real, not-huge truck.
K5 was the real deal though
I have a 1979 K5 Blazer Cheyenne. Solid axles, full time 4x4, removable top, sitting on a 1/2 ton truck chassis with a V8. Multiple V6, Straight 6, small block V8, Big Block V8, and diesel options available when new. New one is front wheel drive as default, no v8 option, can't lift it, just bleh. Shares the name but that's it.
Mahk has successfully convinced me not to buy a Chevy 🤣
Don't let him dissuade you from a Vette or Camaro though! Just the FWD/AWD boringmobiles are the really bad ones
Bryan Liguori Chevy never advertise the camaro or the vette they only ever advertise their soccer mom crossovers
Is chevy that bad?
Roger ElPeligroso yes!
@@roho6856 not entirely but yes
that feeling when your anti-Chevy channel has more views than the actual chevy channel
See anything new Corvette.... Silly
You should at least check before commenting. This same as has 1.7 million views on the Chevrolet Channel.
Jose Pina do chevy fan boys not know how to read? Im talking about the channels. Zebra has more subs and also more avg views per vid. And guess wat, the chevy blazer has over a million views cuz its paying money to promote it
Jose Pina as for your deleted comment of theres always more haters, well, that is typically the case if u have a shit product
@@beast11135 This channel has 70,000,000 more total views and 59,000 more subscribers than the Chevrolet Channel.
I can't play any games, I'M TO BUSY FIXING MY CHEVY 😂 😂 🤣
And I'm too busy fixing other people's Chevys.
Ain't seen a Grand Vitara in the shop in forever, though. Hmmmm.
You can always play in the waiting room while they fix it.
@@immikeurnot Yeah, I'll keep my Explorer lol.
Those sound effect of the Chevy breaking down 😂😂
I almost choked 🤣
- “...looks like a piece of candy”
- “...more like a KitKat because it’s built to break.” - 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂
"Oh look, I didn't know university of Phoenix had frat. Sup butt chuggas?" Lmao
They are 'Phoenix Proud!'
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Congrats Zebra Corner on your J. D. Power award for funniest youtuber. Keep up the good work so you can win another one next year!
Its spelled j.d powah.
*J.D. Powah
Nice one :) couldn't have said it better :)
I bet Chevy Headquarters is like:
"This is where we hold our everlasting quality awards IF WE HAD ONE."
"Interior is so nice." No, literally the same basic garbage in all of them. This isn't a Blazer either. It's an Equinox with a couple more body lines.
*Girl: "It looks like a piece of candy"*
*Me: "Yeah candy that fell under the seat and was left for 5 months"*
GOTTEM
Melts on your butt
Not on your hand
Brilliant!!
Somehow it also has a couple pubes’ stuck to it
STFU moron
1st thing i think of when seeing a new chevy commercial is wow Mahk is gonna have a field day with this! Lol
Same! lol
I'm always like, Aw comeon, it's like you want to be made fun of!
“An Everlasting Road Blocker” LMAO
God, wouldn't it be great if he went to actual dealerships and roasted the car to potential customers 😂
How can it have a "mean face" and "look like a piece of candy?" Is it a pissed off Red M&M or something?
Well, it was two different people that said that, so two subjective opinions.
Check out this rapper called” Tekashi 69” you WONT regret!
Ralph !noa - what am I missing
This man need to be hired. Now. As a stand up comedian. Producer. Idc. TALENT
I'm available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs
Zebra Corner what about the cremating of my great aunt
Why waste his talent on mainstream media nobody watches anymore?
Chevy should hire him.
Haha! “I would pull up in this in a heartbeat.” “NOPE, I’d definitely break down on you before you got the chance.”
0:45 hes behind the car with a megaphone lol
I’m honestly having trouble not laughing at the ad at the end because he sounds like he is being sarcastic and serious at the same time
I don't think you can say nice things with the Mahk voice, it just doesn't sound right
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you also can't say nice things about those phone games. Not if you're an asshole or have more than two brain cells.
My neighbor just bout one of theses. He was driving down the turnpike and the transmission just went out. No warning truck had 147 miles on it. Great job Chevy!!!!
Nick Polselli - No surprise there!
Thats clearly a lie.
@@andybub45 Why a lie? I would never buy a brand new car because I've seen this happen more than once with friends' cars.
I've seen them fail without warning with lesser miles. Normally, they give some warning signs though.
@@andybub45
Funny thing is that I saw someone drive off the chevy lot with a brand new (at the time) 2014 chevy cruze. Broke down at the stop signal right next to the dealer it pulled out from.
I told him, "return that shit."
"Wow, am I playing this on an Xbox right now? I can't even tell, the graphics are so good." 😂
The only reason I love chevy is because they give mahk plenty of content.
3:32
He's still screaming in the background
Perfect
“Or maybe a tootsie roll because it’s cheap and nobody likes it” another banger video Mahk
I admit talking to the TV when seeing a chevy real people commercial. Some of the comments are so absurd I just have to respond with sarcasm and profanity!
I do that whenever I sit down to watch TV once every 3 months with a friend.
Just saw a new chevy ad. With the "invisible" trailer. This is gonna be gold.
It looks like every other compact SUV. "Eye candy"
That's what's hot these days though. They gotta play the odds. Go for the big market with something too different from what's already selling well, and it's more likely to fail
Girl: 'It looks like a piece of candy.'
Me: 'It looks like a piece of crap.'
“Is that the corner where your MOM WORKS?” Ahhhh, good ole middle school jokes!
"It looks like a piece of candy"
"Yeah, a never lasting road blocker
Oh you know what? Or maybe like a Kit Kat, cause they're built to break.
Or a tootsie roller..cause it's cheap and nobody likes those..."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:53 "you're about to get a JD power award for getting your ass beat" HAHAHAHA!!!!😂😂💀
"When you're a can of re-fried beans, you're gonna thank me for this" lol
It looks like a piece of candy , more like a every lasting road blocker 🤣
Congrats on your J.D. Power award for most Chevy parodies! Keep it up 👏
Elton John Travolta in a gluten free sweater 😂
Now everytime I see a Chevy commercial I just cant wait for you guys to make a new video about it
Mechanic when I pull up in a blazer: Whats wrong with her now?
@@ralphinoa I think they just mean it breaks a lot. As a joke, a real bunt lol
I thought it was over at 1:29 then it got even funnier. Good job Mahk. When Potsch loses his job at GM, I am sure you can hire him!
Awww, what a cute couple in the end. That final date was romantic😍
Everytime I see a Chevy I think of you
I think of a tow truck.
Tom Hewitt no u
My greatest fear was realized today, when I got stuck behind a Chevy on the interstate...
“The everlasting road blocker.” I’m f-ing dead.
The talking Blazer and flashing headlights bit was VERY clever! Great job, and please keep 'em coming!!!
I love these so much, it's so true. I had bought an 08 traverse brand new, first model year, we had it in the dealership so much, like 30 times, no joke. Chevy never again for me.
R F never ever buy the first model year of anything - even from more reliable makers. you will be the guinea pig for all the teething problems.
@@Sashazur I kinda agree but at the same time I have gotten a few cars that were the 1st model year and actually didn't have many issues.
@@Sashazur A 1994 Toyota Celica would be the ONLY exception..
"Is that the corner where your Mom works" lol too friggin funnie.
*Speaks for itself*
Blazer *cartoonish car breaking sounds*
I died after that 🤣
“Everlasting Roadblocker”
LMAO 😂
"Elton John Travolta"
I'm at work, trying hard not to burst out laughing.
Yess!!!! Ive been waiting for this ever since i first saw this commercial. Love your content Mahk
“Just another broke down Chevy”
Damn Mahk killed it with this one!
My grandmother had one of the old Blazers for over twenty years before they gave up on the thing. I was like fourteen. The entire time I knew that car, only the front windows worked and the air conditioning never worked, but it was fairly reliable. Certainly more reliable than my first car, an eighteen year old Ford Taurus that could only be relied on to fail.
2:30 ...AHHHHH Why did they program me to feel pain?!?!??
The world could always use more Mahk.
I've been looking forward to this
Every time I see a new Chevy commercial, I immediately get pissed off. And then, I get really happy, because I know Mahk has got it handled.
@@danhughes1814 same
“Good, twice the pride double the fall.” - Count Dooku
@@jonkeevose498 that's my line
"EVERLASTING ROADBLOCKER"
Jesus, only Chevvy deserves that line.
"ELTON JOHN TRAVOLTA"
Can't wait til Mahk redoes the inevitable Corvette C8 commercial
Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see the C8 do well but I also really want to see what Mahk does to the ad too.
@@nateman10 It could really change things man, imagine if Honda pulled the hybrid technology out of the NSX and made a cheaper version to compete with the C8. Or Ford makes a watered down GT. GM proved that a mid engine super car could be cheap so now I'm expecting everybody else to build one to compete.
CoyotePowered5.0 The corvette giving Ferrari performance for under $100,000 is nothing new. The c6 Z06 was one of the fastest cars you could buy for any price when it came out. They moved the engine which is a big change but Vette has been putting out $200,000 performance for $60,000 for a while now. Hasn’t dropped the prices of the other exotics before and I don’t really expect it to now.
Never saw him pick on the Corvette yet so he won't hopefully because there fantastic cars . Love mine ... ZR-1
@@BlueOvals24 Reliability is still a BIG question mark, in particular, the DCT!
I have sciatic stuff so it can hurt to laugh but this makes it worth it and anyways, no pain is equivilent to having a Chevy.
Makes fun of chevy, makes a RAID: shadow legends
In the same style of the people he makes fun of XD
It still seemed like he was making fun of them!!
@@spyterpig I don't think you can speak with that accent and not sound like you're making fun of someone haha
I’ve been waiting for this one😂
If recalls are awards, then yes... most awarded.
2018 Ford F150: 8 recalls
2018 Chevy Silverado: 0 recalls
kept seeing this ad in the movie theaters and kept asking myself "when is he gonna do this one"
0:44 zebra corner spotted behind broke down car
Love your videos. You are the only person I don't skip the ads for so I make sure you get paid. Keep them coming!
Why bring it back if you're just gonna make another mom SUV?
Tumbling Down
M O N E Y
Tumbling Down remember these are the same freaks who are going to end the production of their only good car in recent years, the Camaro. They aim to give millennials the cars they want but don’t realize that millennials don’t really buy cars.
@@savagetuner2404 I'm a millennial and i want a car that isnt a giant blob that doesn't break down and is easy to service. No one makes that.
Tumbling Down you’re also an exception. And just so you know I’m Gen Z not some cRaZy BoOmeR lol
They did that once already. It was what we referred to as the S Blazer.
S Blazer, to differentiate from Real Blazer.
Had a friend who had one. It had trouble getting through shit in 4wd that my Bronco could do in 2.
Was waiting for this. One of these “real people” actually said it looked like a Jag...
You really could tell Mahk had zero desire to sell shadow legends hahah. For real love you guys, keep with DSC
man you really sold me on that can of raid energy drink
"Elton John Travolta" yup im dead
Showed this to my mother and she yells "THEY'RE RIGHT!" when you said the blazer wasn't like it used to be. She misses her old car lmao.
Lol I saw a reddit post about one of these new blazers by a Chevy mechanic. It didn’t make it 40 miles home before the transmission exploded 😂
Anyone else waiting for another vid to drop?
Same, just came here to check if anyone was mentioning it lol
Justin Kirkland 2 months no vid... uh oh
Every time I see a Chevy, I feel better about my life and my Ford Focus. And that's pretty difficult.
Seeing a Chevy Spark or Sonic or Cruze makes you think the Focus is really nice doesn't it?
@@BlueOvals24 I feel like I'm driving a Lexus.
@@DizzyedUpGirl Aside from having terrible automatics and a poorly built dash, Focuss aren't too bad lol. I think I'd rather drive a Festiva over a Spark or Aveo lmao
I wish my car could talk like Mahk
Or a GPS system that has Mahk's voice and sarcastic comments on everything you pass. That would be awesome.
@@14west1 I would definitely buy it,
No way !!
Can't stand the sound of a YANKEE !!!!!
He's vids are great......but that voice kills me !!!
😂😂😂😂😂God I love this channel. Every video is worth the wait.
I’ve been waiting like 2 weeks for this bro lol!
Lmao the University of Phoenix, bruuuhhh
What’s funny is that I had a Chevy ad before this video started 💀
Lol.
Love how the vehicle is voicing him.
1:18 died of laughter
So beautiful, brought a tear to my third eye.
My third eye threw some white yogurt
My brown eye leaks now
😂😂 this was funny as hell
That ending had me laughing so hard I'm crying. Good one.
I have been binge watching this for about 4 hours
Chevy dealer: our company had 100 JD power awards . Our vehicles help pay the tow company ever 1,000 or less miles
I'm a tow guy it's true
Woman: I’d pull on with this in a heartbeat
Chevy Mahk: Nope I’ll definitely breakdown on you before you get a chance
LMFAOOOO
"Everlasting road blocker" .. I'm done lmfao!
The second I saw this commercial, I knew a video was going to make and I couldn't wait for it and now it's here yaaay lol
It's so worth watching till the end trust me