Chappelle's Show - "Making the Band" - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @Malama_Ki
    @Malama_Ki 3 месяца назад +2680

    “I’m shutting the studio down unless you bring me 1000 bottles of baby oil”

    • @Reesey21yo
      @Reesey21yo 3 месяца назад +58

      😂😂😂😂 I came here thinking about Diddy.

    • @nj81499
      @nj81499 3 месяца назад +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @talayarodriguez7547
      @talayarodriguez7547 3 месяца назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilgreeneyesp8978
      @lilgreeneyesp8978 2 месяца назад +7

      @@Malama_Ki 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @vincentbarney3091
      @vincentbarney3091 2 месяца назад +8

      What do you need baby oil for?

  • @chrisallan1747
    @chrisallan1747 3 месяца назад +797

    Had to come back to this. Aged like a fine bottle of wine

  • @douxmiel792
    @douxmiel792 Год назад +3522

    This aged perfectly! Dave Chapelle is genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thechimeradragon-xc9tq
    @Thechimeradragon-xc9tq 8 месяцев назад +338

    I love Wyclef for being so serious in this

  • @obe1theplug716
    @obe1theplug716 8 месяцев назад +703

    “Go out there and get Daddy a hit” 💀

    • @kevinrandolph8729
      @kevinrandolph8729 3 месяца назад +16

      Legit crazy😂

    • @ncampos210
      @ncampos210 2 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Amb252
      @Amb252 2 месяца назад +15

      He said I like when your scrambling and scrapping 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Feuerbach1
      @Feuerbach1 2 месяца назад +5

      You can't just choke all y'alls problems

    • @MatthewSmith-nc8sv
      @MatthewSmith-nc8sv Месяц назад

      More like get Diddy a hit,

  • @FruitFlyKilla
    @FruitFlyKilla 5 лет назад +1664

    Even Dave's attention to detail is amazing. His face at 5:08 doing that weird half tongue out thing that Puff does is hilarious!

    • @TheRaissarenee
      @TheRaissarenee 4 года назад +87

      FruitFlyKilla right here for several of his mannerisms down

    • @Anonymous-ot6kb
      @Anonymous-ot6kb 3 года назад +42

      im fu**ing dying :D :D :D was thinking like "im the only one in these comments who thinks this is one of the most funny part about it" :D

    • @Misstonyah
      @Misstonyah 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Anonymous-ot6kb
      @Anonymous-ot6kb 2 года назад +40

      and his glossy lips :D

    • @xilentjay4298
      @xilentjay4298 2 года назад +1

      @@Anonymous-ot6kb D:

  • @memp9786
    @memp9786 8 месяцев назад +62

    The tongue hanging out & Fondsworth Bentley… icing on the cake 🤣😂

    • @amyg6927
      @amyg6927 19 дней назад

      I lol when his tongue hanging out

  • @sathapalani
    @sathapalani 8 месяцев назад +2321

    10 years ago this was a comedy skit. Today it’s a documentary 😂

  • @antonymartins8310
    @antonymartins8310 2 года назад +1901

    “I gotta shut the studio down” always gets me 😂😂😂😂😭

  • @bIgJmAc6066
    @bIgJmAc6066 5 лет назад +3823

    "I rip when I rhyme, I rhyme when i rip..."
    Still the hottest bars of the century

  • @mollyhughes4879
    @mollyhughes4879 Год назад +823

    Every time Puffy leaves the room in a different crazy way KILLS ME!!!

    • @qtluv27
      @qtluv27 11 месяцев назад +15

      This!😂😂😂

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee 9 месяцев назад +5

      That's he act

    • @eastsideqavo
      @eastsideqavo 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Malama_Ki
      @Malama_Ki 3 месяца назад +11

      September 2024: in cuffs by the Feds….

    • @drizzya.c8262
      @drizzya.c8262 3 месяца назад +6

      The bodyguards were breaking character 😂😂😂

  • @Kellnino
    @Kellnino 4 месяца назад +79

    “You don’t think I wanna choke people” this hits hard now 😭😭😭😭

    • @larrylane86
      @larrylane86 3 месяца назад

      Just him making them walk to get cheesecakes he really was preparing them for the industry

  • @therambler3713
    @therambler3713 6 лет назад +961

    The look on Dylan's face though every time Puff asks them to do something weird to keep the studio open just kills me XD

  • @hduce5
    @hduce5 5 лет назад +2083

    The best line of the skit is when he asked Wyclef, "What's the matter man?" "You coming to get some of this hot fire?"

    • @springa1930
      @springa1930 5 лет назад +140

      You too close

    • @colvincruden9608
      @colvincruden9608 4 года назад +73

      Ines Ngoan
      How you gonna choke a legend 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv 4 года назад +45

      @@colvincruden9608 I'm shutting the studio down.

    • @davadreviewer5509
      @davadreviewer5509 4 года назад +8

      Ines Ngoan social distancing in a nutshell

    • @radulaurentiu1307
      @radulaurentiu1307 4 года назад +29

      he just choke whyclef 😂😂😂 too close 😂😂😂 best 5 rappers of all times😂😂😂 dylanx5

  • @bestinthesmokersworld2422
    @bestinthesmokersworld2422 2 года назад +729

    "You're too close man..." will always make me burst into laughter. Pure gold.

    • @rich369963
      @rich369963 8 месяцев назад +26

      It just came out of no where 🤣🤣

    • @Mr_07106
      @Mr_07106 9 дней назад

      EVERY TIME‼️‼️‼️‼️💀💀

  • @THERSC216
    @THERSC216 8 месяцев назад +719

    Chappelle warned us about R. Kelly and Diddy.....dude is a legendary comedian

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 3 месяца назад +14

      Now this comment is even more relevant haha.

    • @FlyinRaptorJesus
      @FlyinRaptorJesus 3 месяца назад +2

      Didn't he warn us about someone else too? I thought there was more lol

    • @stinaval25
      @stinaval25 2 месяца назад +1

      Yo seriously!!!

    • @Amb252
      @Amb252 2 месяца назад +5

      Him and 50 cent 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MichelleMonet15
    @MichelleMonet15 5 лет назад +3525

    Dylan's confused face every 5 mins kills me every time🤣🤣🤣 this episode never gets old 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @kimberleybell4905
      @kimberleybell4905 5 лет назад +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @naiomiali1723
      @naiomiali1723 5 лет назад +58

      All I remember is the Dave Chappelle Re-inactment instead of the original show lol

    • @knockitoffsam
      @knockitoffsam 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WalterWhite-qp2iq
      @WalterWhite-qp2iq 4 года назад +3

      Was gonna like the comment but I'mma leave it at 420

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 4 года назад +18

      "we're supposed to be family. not like this, mon!"

  • @ED-le1pr
    @ED-le1pr 5 лет назад +2413

    "Is that hot? Is that what's going in the streets right now your taxes?" Lmao

    • @missmaomi28
      @missmaomi28 5 лет назад +139

      ED 209 he said you gonna sit there and crunch numbers, is that hot? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BMXFOO
      @BMXFOO 4 года назад +45

      My favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @katlap3101
      @katlap3101 4 года назад +16

      Lmao I can’t

    • @JuanCastillo-gz2es
      @JuanCastillo-gz2es 4 года назад +40

      i came back to this video for that part alone

    • @mashan1978
      @mashan1978 4 года назад +29

      I still say that to this day!

  • @iluvmyboba
    @iluvmyboba 5 лет назад +4024

    Dave is hilarious as Dylan. "A-rumpa-tang, A-rumpa-ting." It's over 10 years later and I'm still laughing. Brilliant sketch.

    • @naturallynene1119
      @naturallynene1119 5 лет назад +239

      "I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip, this is how a Dylan spits" 😂

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 4 года назад +102

      @@naturallynene1119 "You can either make this song or not make this song."

    • @MrPanga1921
      @MrPanga1921 4 года назад +61

      It's cause REAL HOT FIRE always last!! This was and is still the funniest shit to me lol it takes me back to my middle and high school days. The good ole days. Quoting Dave. Always laughing and having fun. Without a single care in the world!!

    • @tr33br06
      @tr33br06 4 года назад +147

      YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MON!!

    • @roddyricch5895
      @roddyricch5895 4 года назад +5

      Rip dave

  • @senortano
    @senortano 2 месяца назад +43

    Who knew this actually didn't go far enough... comedy always has hints of truth!

    • @Model1985
      @Model1985 2 месяца назад +2

      Yep, truth in jokes

  • @777radius5
    @777radius5 8 месяцев назад +228

    This first aired March 24, 2004 - almost 20 years ago to the day!

  • @aliyahcole7663
    @aliyahcole7663 4 года назад +779

    "Can't choke all your problems." Words to live by children. Words to live by.

    • @captainswan3079
      @captainswan3079 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣

    • @julg68
      @julg68 3 года назад +7

      A quote made into gold.

    • @altheboss5722
      @altheboss5722 3 года назад +15

      true true . words to live by married people. words to live by.....

    • @kingwyse6327
      @kingwyse6327 3 года назад +1

      You dont think I wanna choke peopl

    • @tyrikshakur2386
      @tyrikshakur2386 2 года назад +5

      Rod wave felt this in his heart of ice

  • @lafemmerowena
    @lafemmerowena 8 месяцев назад +376

    The Vaseline on the lips. He was on to something. 😂😂 He knew. 😂😂😂😂🇰🇪

    • @wkeon
      @wkeon 7 месяцев назад +16

      The whole world knew bruh no one cares when u rich moneys the root of all evil

    • @SK-dy2ie
      @SK-dy2ie 7 месяцев назад +24

      No. The LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil.

    • @mrzack888
      @mrzack888 2 месяца назад +11

      1000 bottles of baby oil 😅

    • @GoHazyQuietSexAngel
      @GoHazyQuietSexAngel Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂​@@mrzack888

  • @FrostedMini-j8u
    @FrostedMini-j8u 3 месяца назад +64

    Aged like fine wine
    💯

    • @librasoul1705
      @librasoul1705 2 месяца назад

      🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

  • @TheeDeadDoll
    @TheeDeadDoll Год назад +1019

    The extra glossed lips NEVER fails to make me laugh. Chappelle is a comedic genius. 🤣

    • @Frogs84
      @Frogs84 10 месяцев назад +25

      It’s just perfection. This show was so on point, I don’t know if we’ll ever see something similar again.

    • @calebmoneyhollis663
      @calebmoneyhollis663 10 месяцев назад +16

      😂 😂 😂 just like Diddy does irl

    • @rumble2468
      @rumble2468 9 месяцев назад +14

      Jamie Foxx described him as glossy too 👄.

    • @thefallofoscar
      @thefallofoscar 8 месяцев назад +19

      definitely hits different now given the current events lol

    • @RestingCatNipFace
      @RestingCatNipFace 8 месяцев назад

      Diddy got some nasty looking lips

  • @chrisr3555
    @chrisr3555 9 месяцев назад +789

    Dave knew everything about Diddy!!

  • @RedSteel10
    @RedSteel10 9 месяцев назад +5393

    If you here as of March 2024, you know why 😂😂

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 9 месяцев назад +141

      I hear it ruined someone's "rap career" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KarenKSmith-tm2kp
      @KarenKSmith-tm2kp 9 месяцев назад +58

      🙋🏽‍♀️ I'm here 03/20/24..🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Can't get enough of this episode 😭

    • @dpscribe
      @dpscribe 9 месяцев назад +50

      Because of the homosexual provocative acts he does to his artist low key both male & female.

    • @MikeHiggins-z3u
      @MikeHiggins-z3u 9 месяцев назад +60

      Dylon Dylon Dylon

    • @meaningsc.1600
      @meaningsc.1600 8 месяцев назад +9

      😂

  • @sinethembamagasela1833
    @sinethembamagasela1833 8 месяцев назад +17

    Dave is a genius for this 😂😂

  • @mikem7438
    @mikem7438 4 года назад +1483

    Dylan’s face everytime puff has a new task is priceless 😂😂💀

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 6 лет назад +2254

    When he was singing 'breast milk' one dude in the audience was dying laughing..

    • @beachykeen1263
      @beachykeen1263 6 лет назад +268

      It's because that tune is based off a part of a real Bad Boy song, Flava in your ear, which is based off a movie called The Warriors....... dang I feel old.

    • @gimpy6710
      @gimpy6710 5 лет назад +57

      @@beachykeen1263 at the end of the day, you came out and played.

    • @mrs_chin
      @mrs_chin 5 лет назад +52

      @@beachykeen1263
      Feel knowledgable and experienced, fam, a lot of us didn't now that 👍

    • @gerardinho7dani
      @gerardinho7dani 5 лет назад +21

      @@beachykeen1263 now it makes sense after so long.

    • @pineapplesplash9166
      @pineapplesplash9166 5 лет назад +17

      It had me laughing harder.

  • @mornwood1011
    @mornwood1011 6 лет назад +11614

    For nobody that gets the sugar cookie reference, Diddy made some contestants on the show walk from Manhattan to Brooklyn to get cheesecake from Juniors.

    • @AggroSamurai
      @AggroSamurai 6 лет назад +931

      Morn Wood Dylan wasn't feeling that quest lmao

    • @choose1909
      @choose1909 6 лет назад +164

      Duh

    • @kylemiller2414
      @kylemiller2414 6 лет назад +472

      Morn Wood yes it was hilarious it was snowing too from what I recall. It was so ridiculous.

    • @thickbagina8370
      @thickbagina8370 6 лет назад +492

      I love anyone who remembers this lmao that shit was sad but funny.

    • @shayb8203
      @shayb8203 6 лет назад +59

      No shit

  • @carolea1629
    @carolea1629 8 месяцев назад +19

    😂😂😂😂 *DAVE AND COMEDY CENTRAL BE HITTING THEM VIEWS IN 2024*

  • @-tee--bee-3230
    @-tee--bee-3230 5 лет назад +660

    “You trying to get some of this HOT fire.”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @KellyKels23
    @KellyKels23 5 лет назад +298

    "I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip this is the way Dylan spits"🤣🤣🤣 this is classic

  • @MrKVODKA123
    @MrKVODKA123 8 месяцев назад +525

    “Dress up like a clown and surprised kids at school” is a criminal line 😂😂😂

    • @Xerxes926
      @Xerxes926 7 месяцев назад +27

      How did Dave know? 😂😂😂😂

    • @JesusChristSaves.
      @JesusChristSaves. 3 месяца назад

      ​@Xerxes926 Indsutry secrets go around pretty fast once you start bumping elbows in the industry. Hence why he turned down 50 mill and fleed to Africa... 🌍 He knew it was about to get wicked for him, placing him in extremely compromising positions if he didn't leave when he did 💯

    • @romangeneral23
      @romangeneral23 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@Xerxes926 Everybody knew..Everybody

    • @theofficialgreenkane
      @theofficialgreenkane 2 месяца назад +12

      Didn’t he dress up like the joker??

    • @Amb252
      @Amb252 2 месяца назад +7

      And sing the songs that I like to sing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 8 месяцев назад +71

    The tounge sticking out is the most diddy thing ever! 😂

    • @CardsharpChris
      @CardsharpChris 6 месяцев назад +6

      Everything about the Chappelle show was pure gold. Prince, Rick James, Diddy. Every skit, every stand up…I swear, I believe that he is now the greatest comedian of all time.
      I watch over and over…I can’t stop laughing!

  • @mrprice7818
    @mrprice7818 5 лет назад +5250

    Dave’s impersonation of Diddy probably even had Diddy laughing

    • @toddsecor288
      @toddsecor288 4 года назад +445

      I doubt it. He probably asked his attorney if he had a shot at suing comedy central for the skit.

    • @PodRealoaded
      @PodRealoaded 4 года назад +117

      @@fidelcashflow100 well at least he's a good sport

    • @MM-pt5kj
      @MM-pt5kj 4 года назад +569

      It probably made him wanna shut down the studio

    • @mheppal
      @mheppal 4 года назад +108

      M M it probably made him want to take Dave shopping😳

    • @inspectahdredd471
      @inspectahdredd471 4 года назад +11

      Mr Price, why do you care what Diddy thinks?

  • @alexcarter6446
    @alexcarter6446 2 года назад +192

    "You're too close, mon! You're too close!!"
    Me and my friend's favorite part of the whole skit 😂😂😂

    • @MockManor
      @MockManor 2 года назад +11

      Ha! That’s crazy. When this first came out, me and my friend always used to act this out anytime anyone from our crew got in either his or my space. Freakin classic. 😆

    • @nessydelight470
      @nessydelight470 9 месяцев назад +1

      4:12

  • @svonnepitts3461
    @svonnepitts3461 6 лет назад +295

    "How you just gone choke a legend? You cant just choke ya problems away!" 😂😂😂 this show was classic

  • @christiangalvan5721
    @christiangalvan5721 8 месяцев назад +60

    Diddy’s last words on the stand in court will be “by the way… I’m shutting down the studio”

  • @norapeace6526
    @norapeace6526 5 лет назад +756

    4:12 when he choked Wyclef, I lost it 🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @andreasm7348
      @andreasm7348 5 лет назад +36

      5:06 killed me

    • @joey_dangerously
      @joey_dangerously 5 лет назад +14

      How you gon' choke a legend?

    • @octm1
      @octm1 5 лет назад +4

      Nora Peace my favorite part

    • @-tee--bee-3230
      @-tee--bee-3230 5 лет назад +21

      Your too close man.....😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @FlutterMouse
      @FlutterMouse 5 лет назад +9

      @@-tee--bee-3230 I still quote that part when I feel like my personal space is being invaded

  • @boondoggle4820
    @boondoggle4820 5 лет назад +473

    “Is that what’s going on on the streets right now, your taxes?” Lol.

    • @iTodd08
      @iTodd08 4 года назад +40

      Too bad that wasn't hot in 2003. Maybe Wesley Snipes could have avoided jail time.

    • @TKMcEachin
      @TKMcEachin 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 3 года назад +2

      @@iTodd08 Or what’s his name Tucker from Rush Hour?

  • @harrison4286
    @harrison4286 2 года назад +435

    “You’re too close man” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RoninX33
    @RoninX33 3 месяца назад +32

    This hits differently now, LOL!!

  • @Conspiracy515
    @Conspiracy515 5 лет назад +461

    "This is not what I got into this business for , to be a sugar cookie getta"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrMessyb
      @MrMessyb 2 года назад

      “A sugar cookie getter” killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 6 лет назад +4024

    I remember puff shutting down the studio every 27 minutes. Correction.
    Make that 6.1 minutes was the longest he went without shutting it down

    • @immortal2893
      @immortal2893 6 лет назад +75

      ROUSH4203 word 🤷

    • @juhwandavis9236
      @juhwandavis9236 6 лет назад +381

      Lol the had bout 6 mins of studio time n all seasons 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cgreen399
      @cgreen399 6 лет назад +86

      ROUSH4203 Do you remember them ever putting out any type of music?

    • @Pettyspaghetti-w3g
      @Pettyspaghetti-w3g 6 лет назад +87

      Ciari Green Yep, they did. They did the intro to the show ("Da Band") and another song called "Tonight" from what I remember.

    • @jamalthenoblenerd6963
      @jamalthenoblenerd6963 6 лет назад +6

      Juhwan Davis facts.. 😂

  • @glowingowl221
    @glowingowl221 3 года назад +126

    Nothing will ever beat this for me , still quoting it ten years later , still crying laughing . Genius comedy

  • @funkluv
    @funkluv 3 месяца назад +47

    Who’s watching this in September 2024 just hits different

  • @alkalijuly1790
    @alkalijuly1790 6 лет назад +446

    This shit still got me in tears over 10 years later 😂

    • @MrSmith-ke1hb
      @MrSmith-ke1hb 6 лет назад

      Heck ya !! I just about cried when he said im gonna go take a nap, and proceeds to get carried off

  • @thylacinethetigerwolf1372
    @thylacinethetigerwolf1372 6 лет назад +481

    Lol.."Ness..you just gonna do your taxes?..you just gonna crunch numbers is that's hot?.is that's what going on in the streets?"

    • @alexthelizardking
      @alexthelizardking 5 лет назад +10

      Thylacine The TigerWolf
      Don't wanna end up like Hammer.

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn Год назад +227

    “How ya’ll gone choke a legend?” 😂😂😂

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 8 месяцев назад +6

      Fr tho 😂

    • @Killmequick
      @Killmequick 8 месяцев назад +14

      hes been chokinn legends at freak offs all the time

  • @reneilori3668
    @reneilori3668 3 месяца назад +18

    This has aged really well. Chappelle definitely knew.... I hope that he could bring back the Chappelle Show. Netflix will pay him millions!

  • @Zlatano86
    @Zlatano86 2 года назад +117

    I have done the "Can't stop, won't stop, uh-uh uh-uh" far too many times these past 15+ years. Still makes my wife laugh sooo....can't stop! 😂
    one of my all time favorite sketches chapelle has done. Pure gold ❤

    • @KM-ql4eb
      @KM-ql4eb 2 года назад +7

      ♡♡♡ I just asked my husband "you want some of this hot fire?" 😂😂😂

    • @ggaccentc
      @ggaccentc Год назад +3

      We did it all through college haha

  • @02337755
    @02337755 5 лет назад +631

    "Cant Stop, Wont Stop. Eh Ehh Eh Ehh"

  • @GabeTheGreat
    @GabeTheGreat 5 лет назад +4862

    The crazy part is this isn't too far off from the actual Making the Band Show 😂😂

    • @shelbymartin502
      @shelbymartin502 5 лет назад +22

      RIGHT!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @FearScherer
      @FearScherer 5 лет назад +22

      There whole methodology of satire?...

    • @sheadiggs9355
      @sheadiggs9355 5 лет назад +68

      I forgot. I just watched the real show and it dead ass was

    • @slide4180
      @slide4180 5 лет назад +11

      So glad I never bothered.

    • @gottizway1375
      @gottizway1375 5 лет назад +8

      Lmfao thats true!

  • @Ricosumpter
    @Ricosumpter 8 месяцев назад +7

    DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN, I spit hot fire 🔥😂
    Diddy - I’m shutting the studio down

  • @NYisconstipated
    @NYisconstipated 4 года назад +79

    “We supposed to be a family” 🤣 the small bits of dialogue is genius

  • @loukanoffer840
    @loukanoffer840 6 лет назад +208

    2:30 NoBody Hasn't noticed this fool said he going scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aqua Man Killed me Everytime😂😂😂😂.

    • @jaquan123ism
      @jaquan123ism 3 месяца назад +1

      irl diddy was doin freakoffs😂

  • @quickHitter5080
    @quickHitter5080 Год назад +52

    “I Rip and I rhyme, I Rhyme and I rip” 😂😂😂

  • @stefaniebuissereth108
    @stefaniebuissereth108 2 месяца назад +18

    Dave Chapelle is a genius and let’s just say ..people knew Diddy for years 😂😂

  • @jabartijigis8737
    @jabartijigis8737 5 лет назад +169

    " You tryna get sum of this hot fire" looooooool

  • @baldbeardedbastard8592
    @baldbeardedbastard8592 5 лет назад +525

    "Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it!" 🤔
    1. Dylan
    2. Dylan
    3. Dylan
    4. Dylan
    5. Dylan
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @dwarevids
      @dwarevids 4 года назад +7

      Yuhhh

    • @SuperWoodb
      @SuperWoodb 4 года назад +18

      Die Lawn, Die Lawn, Die Lawn, Die Lawn, and Die Lawn

    • @lornawest47
      @lornawest47 4 года назад +6

      Yet he never made a record

    • @Tripp393
      @Tripp393 4 года назад +4

      I remember that to this day

    • @daylanflowers2086
      @daylanflowers2086 4 года назад +1

      Painful lol

  • @AnthonyWilliams_83
    @AnthonyWilliams_83 5 лет назад +337

    "You just going to talk up all of your anytime minutes?" The struggle of not being able to talk to people until after 9pm M-F.

    • @youguessedit995
      @youguessedit995 5 лет назад +34

      Shit I forgot all about that. 2004 were some dark times.

    • @lateshiachilds3640
      @lateshiachilds3640 5 лет назад +15

      That was fun I miss the early 00s.

    • @CleaningWithAPurpose
      @CleaningWithAPurpose 5 лет назад +10

      Anthony Williams and wait to the weekend till our minutes were free “ call be back after 9 that’s when my phone free”

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 4 года назад +4

      Thas some broke shit

    • @gregoryillinivich5328
      @gregoryillinivich5328 4 года назад +46

      now we got unlimited but don't talk to anybody.

  • @MatthewSmith-nc8sv
    @MatthewSmith-nc8sv Месяц назад +11

    Called out Diddy 15 years before anybody. Props.

  • @codimo87
    @codimo87 3 года назад +159

    “Sugar cookie man...this is crazy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 3 года назад +10

      I ain't no suga cookie getta

    • @kJ922-h3j
      @kJ922-h3j 8 месяцев назад +1

      Where is Dylan meant to be from 😂 what accent is that?

    • @codimo87
      @codimo87 8 месяцев назад

      @@kJ922-h3j Jamaican I believe

  • @TheModernInvestor
    @TheModernInvestor 6 лет назад +4067

    "You trying to get some of this hot fire?"

    • @lucasabyayala1034
      @lucasabyayala1034 6 лет назад +11

      No XRP here my friend. ☺

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 6 лет назад +162

      You're to close man!

    • @SpiritualAlkemist888
      @SpiritualAlkemist888 5 лет назад +14

      Yo that was funny asf!!!!

    • @tobyjones205
      @tobyjones205 5 лет назад +18

      The hot fire shouldnt be messed with

    • @Godsring
      @Godsring 5 лет назад +36

      "Who are the 5 best rappers alive? think about it. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan" XD

  • @DeepharaohHym
    @DeepharaohHym 11 месяцев назад +1011

    The fact he actually used the original cast from the show makes it more funnier 😂🤣

    • @princegio1385
      @princegio1385 9 месяцев назад +173

      All except DYLAN lolol

    • @skipbaeless4989
      @skipbaeless4989 9 месяцев назад +47

      I didn’t even notice 😭😭😭😭

    • @TheTillmanSneakerReview
      @TheTillmanSneakerReview 9 месяцев назад +130

      @@princegio1385 Dylan was too busy spittin hot fire...

    • @Moes_Prep_and_Tech
      @Moes_Prep_and_Tech 9 месяцев назад +51

      @@princegio1385Dylan was in it 3:43

    • @WoppoMontana
      @WoppoMontana 8 месяцев назад +21

      Fred wasn’t there either😂

  • @DamienYuen7718
    @DamienYuen7718 3 месяца назад +18

    He knew it before anyone. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sweeptheleg83
    @Sweeptheleg83 5 лет назад +320

    Dylan's reactions were the best part of the whole skit. That and diddy's guards carrying him everywhere.

  • @VermHat
    @VermHat 4 года назад +152

    "You"re close man, you're too close." This quote randomly popped in my brain and had to see this again.

    • @mailmann5017
      @mailmann5017 4 года назад +13

      Dude I think that quote everytime a supervisor walks up to me at work

    • @merrytunes8697
      @merrytunes8697 3 года назад +1

      I quote this line more than any Chappelle skit.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 3 года назад +1

      Can be used in everyday situations...

  • @michellerivera9631
    @michellerivera9631 5 лет назад +984

    I don’t think anyone gets the milk joke when he tapped on the glass and said “breastmilk you make my daaaayyyyy” is when p.diddy said “bad boysssss come out and plaaaayyyyyy” I died of laughter

    • @alexrichardson1226
      @alexrichardson1226 5 лет назад +176

      The whole thing is a reference to the warriors

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 5 лет назад +64

      Yeah it's a Warriors movie reference. Go look up the, "Warriors, come out to play-ayyyy," scene here on RUclips.

    • @xDreMack
      @xDreMack 5 лет назад +83

      @@alexrichardson1226 yea but puff used it for the intro to Craig Macks hit single that put Bad Boy on the map

    • @kokobabyface
      @kokobabyface 5 лет назад +10

      Ummmm......yeah

    • @michellerivera9631
      @michellerivera9631 5 лет назад +29

      He’s acting like p diddy not the warriors

  • @hustlemaniacouple
    @hustlemaniacouple 2 месяца назад +17

    Chappelle had the insight! This aged perfectly! 😂

  • @jcoliveira93
    @jcoliveira93 4 года назад +2310

    "I only drink the finest breast milks."
    - Homelander, 2020.

    • @Fancyface2284
      @Fancyface2284 4 года назад +56

      THE WAY I HOLLERED JUST NOW!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @harlielynn76
      @harlielynn76 4 года назад +55

      Aye that Homelander reference is right on time.👌

    • @ninacruz8206
      @ninacruz8206 4 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @D4C413
      @D4C413 4 года назад +16

      YOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stevenlucas6029
      @stevenlucas6029 3 года назад +11

      omfg LOL

  • @YungJ
    @YungJ 2 года назад +218

    5:07 best Puff impression ever 😂

  • @tisdue
    @tisdue 6 лет назад +297

    "Is that hot? Is that what's going on in the streets? Your taxes?"

  • @the_future_is_today
    @the_future_is_today 5 месяцев назад +6

    One of the most underrated skits on his show. "You tying to get some of this hot fire..." gets me everytime even after 20 years.

  • @foxw875
    @foxw875 5 лет назад +139

    3:31 somebody in the audience is damn near dying of laughter 😂

  • @BlackVulcan22
    @BlackVulcan22 5 лет назад +48

    Dylan's facial expressions are SPOT ON. I remember watching Da Band, and dude was really looking crazy like that!

  • @tieroberson
    @tieroberson 5 лет назад +182

    Wyclef's face when he was getting choked out 😭

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 2 месяца назад +8

    "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" *Dances*
    Narrator: *He was finally stopped*

  • @TriniBelle111
    @TriniBelle111 2 года назад +91

    “Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan!” 🤣🤣🤣 still as funny now March 2022 as it was when I first saw it.

  • @maggiepuckett4451
    @maggiepuckett4451 6 лет назад +777

    "...HOLDIN THESE BALLOONS ... HOLDIN THESE BALLOONS..."

  • @Godlikegren
    @Godlikegren 5 лет назад +938

    Best part is how glossy they made his lips

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 4 года назад +56

      "that's a good sugar cookie…"

    • @EsthiexLy
      @EsthiexLy 4 года назад +16

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @thebeastwithin6978
      @thebeastwithin6978 4 года назад +46

      “He says he doesn’t want anybody to see him shine, but the dude looks shiny to me!”

    • @ctdieselnut
      @ctdieselnut 4 года назад +43

      "Little ass teeth man, nigga got dolphin teeth." Lmao

    • @masterstepz9800
      @masterstepz9800 3 года назад +19

      He looks like Malcolm X before he converted to Islam.

  • @MarcusLeFlore
    @MarcusLeFlore 3 месяца назад +7

    This brings a whole new meaning to "take that, take that, take that!" This skit aged perfectly!

  • @xXAnchormonXx
    @xXAnchormonXx 5 лет назад +890

    How Dave doesn’t laugh through these skits is something special.

    • @artvandalay8769
      @artvandalay8769 5 лет назад +100

      He does. Buy the dvd, the behind the scenes bloopers are way more funnier than the actual skits.

    • @greekmillennial4540
      @greekmillennial4540 4 года назад +4

      That’s what being a professional comic is all about

    • @KrisKeys13
      @KrisKeys13 4 года назад +11

      He almost does when he says "now go out there and milk a Cambodian"

    • @msceen.8843
      @msceen.8843 4 года назад +11

      I dont get how any of them are able to get through the skits without laughing especially the guys behind him lookin all hard😂

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 года назад +2

      Hater of the year, none of the comedians could do a take without laughing 😂

  • @needsummelk_1955
    @needsummelk_1955 5 лет назад +587

    Dave: drinks breast milk
    " Its 100% Cambodian yo".
    🤦🏾‍♂️🥛

  • @junie502
    @junie502 9 месяцев назад +303

    Who else came here from that recent Dylan interview...still in his feeling's 😂

    • @adamfunches4423
      @adamfunches4423 9 месяцев назад +10

      The crazy part about the Dylan situation and MTB. My question is where they forced to be in the skit by p diddy or was it a choice. How the confession room part of Dylan got done.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thisisthewroten
      @thisisthewroten 9 месяцев назад

      Me

    • @HattieMills-h5j
      @HattieMills-h5j 9 месяцев назад +2

      Naw fr the breakfast club brought me here😂😂😂 when Jess asked envy would he sign Dylan after he heard his single 😂😂😂😂

    • @missbeater81
      @missbeater81 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @captjohnclark
      @captjohnclark 8 месяцев назад

      This aged well

  • @Somethingrandomlymadeup
    @Somethingrandomlymadeup 8 месяцев назад +9

    "turn daddy out a hit, go get daddy a hit"😂 yea he knew about puff

  • @ExploreSteve
    @ExploreSteve 6 лет назад +253

    The best characters are the ones where you forget thats even dave.

  • @origin-al9585
    @origin-al9585 2 года назад +32

    Chappelle = GENIUS. and if something in this skit doesn’t make sense, must mean you part of the younger generation. Man I miss late 90’s/early 2000’s

  • @DoctahToboggan69
    @DoctahToboggan69 5 лет назад +463

    HOLDING THESE BALLOONS
    HOLDING THESE BALLOONS
    HOLDING THESE BALLOONS

  • @jasonvoss6559
    @jasonvoss6559 8 месяцев назад +27

    This Aged brilliantly

  • @lftdblazer
    @lftdblazer 5 лет назад +592

    I lost it when he choked Wyclef.

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 4 года назад +65

      He was too close.

    • @NaimaNaima0608
      @NaimaNaima0608 4 года назад +6

      Literal TEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lamarsmith657
      @lamarsmith657 3 года назад +27

      You too close mon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @captainvimes6079
      @captainvimes6079 3 года назад +1

      Me whenever somebody gets too close to me in traffic 🤣

    • @GrootmanSipho
      @GrootmanSipho 3 года назад

      Did that really happen in making the band?

  • @oni3258
    @oni3258 6 лет назад +70

    3:33 that dude laugh in the background tho 😂😂😂😂

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 лет назад +323

    "I'm going scuba diving with Chris Tucker and Aquaman"
    WHY DID NO ONE LAUGH AT THAT??

    • @dr.f.u.3926
      @dr.f.u.3926 5 лет назад +7

      I've used that line before... Threw the person off completly

    • @donovandunlap8560
      @donovandunlap8560 5 лет назад +10

      Because Aquaman doesn't need scuba gear to scuba dive. That's a double negative and comedy rule #35 says avoid double negatives.

    • @arcajazz
      @arcajazz 5 лет назад +4

      I couldn't hear the pronunciation until I read this comment.

    • @dr.f.u.3926
      @dr.f.u.3926 5 лет назад +21

      @@donovandunlap8560 you must be fun at parties

    •  5 лет назад

      @@luxurykills415 the water is deep too

  • @user-mi7nw5kt4w
    @user-mi7nw5kt4w 8 месяцев назад +21

    Times like this I wish Chappelle show was still around lol

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal 5 лет назад +226

    "I was the one who told Diddy to shut the studio down every 42 seconds."
    --T.K. Kirkland

  • @MarieAmicalola
    @MarieAmicalola 3 года назад +97

    To this day I say "oh you just gonna chop onions and do your taxes" to my bestie when she's ignoring someone lol

    • @NoShortKutz
      @NoShortKutz 3 года назад +9

      Lol, I uses to use the 100% Cambodian breast milk

  • @ladygabrielle36
    @ladygabrielle36 6 лет назад +414

    Homie was doing his taxes😂😂😂😂

  • @TigerLillie-d3o
    @TigerLillie-d3o 2 месяца назад +7

    The way Dave Chappelle jumped on ol boy's back said everything, he literally showed physical subliminals in this skit about Diddy