Chappelle's Show - The World Series of Dice (ft. Bill Burr) - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 29 дек 2017
- The Marcy Projects in Brooklyn become the staging ground for the champion shooter rivalry at the 8th annual World Series of Dice. Featuring @BillBurrOfficial.
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This is the calmest Bill Burr has ever been.
Acting
I keep forgetting thats fucking bill burr on this show 😂🤦🏽♂️
Have you seen him on JRE? Hes not even that calm on his own podcast sometimes
Doug D „Because it’s called acting, you dumb fuck“ 😂
He was able to efficiently channel his frustration by diverting it upwards, where any flames of angst quickly burned away in the form of his bright orange hair.
Subsequently that system collapsed, and now his anger can only be released through all the things.
“She is gonna fuck him up” 😂😂😂 that shit always kills me
and apparently him as well
The absolute PRONUNCIATION of it. Gah! Amazing 👏
Bill Burr is the best in this scene
2:25
😂😂
“Give me that money son.” “GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION RIGHT NOW.”😂
My favourite line! 🤣
All these years later and it STILL gets me every time.
I was just trying to empty out the trash
Leonard getting shot and just falling into Phyucks arms always kills me.
"To buy Weed?"
"Not this time Bill" LMAO
pp
lmao, I lived next to a housing project for a year, and the only time I ever went to the project was to buy weed, lol.
LMMFAO how life play
“Notice he shot him below the waist so it’s not attempted murder that was very intelligent Quills knows the law” 😭😭😭😭
is that actually true though?
@@TheFruitney it is
@@gedagetschedda Thanks
@Blood Beryl in NYC it is an assault with a deadly weapon. Not attempted murder. Intent matters in NYC.
@Blood Beryl Yeah we get that you're a fucking moron. Anything else you want to add, sweet cheeks?
“Put dem camera’s in a box!!!” 🤣🤣🤣RIP Charlie Murphy 🙏🏾
I died on that part😂😂😂😂😂😂
Charlie Murphy in Chappelle's show was so much more funny than Eddie ever was.
@@user-cy2ko3xq8v I agree, but his standup was trash...sorry to say. I've seen him twice and was disappointed both times.
I can see that. Eddie and stand up was quite very very funny. I can see how Charlie was just basically a skit actor. His interviews between scenes were great. Beverly hills cop 4? I mean, since we are remaking everything.
you know its a great skit when you're watching it ten years later and quoting half the lines throughout INCLUDING this very last line lol...i sat there and said " put them cameras in the box!" w/ him 😂😂🤘🤘
“You want this roll? You’re going to have to shoot me”
“😃 ok”
Ashy Larry was the best character to never have been used again.
It would have been awesome if him and Tyrone Biggums were in a skit
Ashy Larry was used quite a bit actually
Bill Burr used it in his standup. "Look at them ashy mothafukin elbows"
I'm goin from Ashy, to Classy.
REAL TALK
Dave Chappelle, Charlie Murphy, Bill Burr, Eddie Griffin, Donelle Rollins.. this is classic!
Smash Adams Nah he is the "I'm rich bitch" voice
Bro Pru u
All they needed was Patrice O'Neal
Lewis Jones ikr... he was a pimp on the playa haters ball skit
No not really. Donell is one of the most underrated comedians. He is very well respected in comedy. He still sells out shows in NY
Charlie with the “okay” killed me back then and stilllll kills me
Zero hesistation
“And just on cue the Game gets Robbed!” 😂
I just love how Phyuck Yiu just carries Leonard into the darkness
It's a metaphor for him succumbing to his injuries.
I just love it!💁♀️
So fabulous!💁♀️
Pro tip: He may have been shot, but he was also the only one who didn't have to get huck ass naked (meaning he kept his wallet, keys, and most of his shit in the end). =P
@Gunpowder Hoes What had me dying was Leonard didn't even flinch when he got shot, he just tipped over
@@tallyholads8586 It's a metaphor for getting the fuck out of there 😓
"You notice he shot him below the waist so it's not attempted murder. Very intelligent on his part. Quills knows the law."
😂😂😂😂😂
Spoken Softly what's your snap
@@chrishansen8201 too hot for you
Is this a real thing? What if you shot someone in the hand? Some people have long arms, other's dont.
hurtig heinz hands connected to your arms man
18 years later this skit is still comedy gold
Is it seriously that old? Wowww
You spelled show wrong
“Go upstairs and put on some LOTION right NOW!!” 💀💀
Leonard Washington deserves his own feature film. Legend.
Best character
Grits’n’Gravy would have to make an appearance.
Wasn't he the same character from the wife swap skit?
@@A-small-amount-of-peas yes
Señor Griffin I smell ya lightsaber
"GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION! RIGHT NOW!"
RIP Charlie Murphy
1:27 Rawlings can't help laughing after he blows dust...gets me every time!
He knew that was theeee PERFECT PUFF! Son what??? 😂😂😂
No he wasn’t, that’s just the mannerisms he implemented to give depth to his character.
"You better check your tone with me"
The way he says that cracks me up every time :D
"And just in time, here comes dumbass Ashy Larry!" That line kills me every time! 😂😂
Go upstairs and put on some lotion!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a mouth full of coffee which I sprayed out all over the wall, my beard & shirt when he entered the 2nd time.
Robber: "Go upstairs and put on some lotion!"
@@qmchale5130 i thought i was the only one laughing at that part in this whole comment section 🤣
Back when people didn't know how awesome Bill Burr was going to be.
Right?!! His stand up is fuckin off the hook. His appearances on Conan are even better. I love his take on the stupid bullshit we all deal with every day.
lol im just amazed boy has a full head of hair here xD only in BB have i seen that
Dude I didn't really know who Bill Burr was til the F is for Family show on Netflix. I saw this skit a long time ago but its funny as fuck to see him on here now lmfao
His voice sounds way different
Ive wanted to write in to his podcast and tell him . P.S. Loved you in World Series of Dice, Bill!
Hed prolly have no idea wtf I was talking about, lol...
*This show is nearly 20 YEARS OLD and STILL is way ahead of it's time*
How is it "ahead of it's time"? It's a great skit. But it's not revolutionary or anything insane. People play some game for money and get robbed with commentators
@@trafalgarlaw8373well for one the execution, two no one was making comedy about topics like this. Show wouldn’t able to air today considering it had a lot of backlash when it was out
People love saying "this wouldn't be allowed to air today" to whatever slightly offense content they like. They enjoy the feeling of persecution and being oppressed, but realistically, you could upload this and yes, like always, youd get some people crying, but nothing like banning. @@kefkapalazzo1
It's not ahead of its time. It's just that time has digressed.
2:25 “She is gonna fuck him up” lmaoooo. I didn’t expect to laugh so hard at that 😄
When Ashy Larry blew the dice and a dust cloud puffed out 😂😂😂
I met him at a bar once, I said, "aren't you ashy Larry?" Dude said, "only in the winter" 😭😭😭
Mark the time, ass.
lol
that's where LeBron got it from lmao
innertubez 😆😆😆
"And when I leave, come together like butt cheeks." Lmao
Easily one of my top three lines of the show
@@F4rva mines too lol
By far the best line ever said on screen ctfu
@@cyheemwilliams335 I quote that line to often
He low key saying that he the shit
The Grits n’ Gravy fan base will never die
SEVEM!
When Dave plays Leonard Washington, he IS Leonard Washington. If you didn't know it was him in the first place, you wouldn't realize it's Dave. He brings that character to life.
Leonard Washington, another example of "when "keepin' it real goes wrong" 😂😂😂
WU TANG!
@@SplinteredLarynx 😂😂
It went real wrong real fast too, didn't it... Lol
definitely 💀💀😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That “GOD DAYYUMM” after Washington gets shot gets me every time 😂😂
"Your mother ain't shit" 😂😂😂
and the leg movement. I was literally in tears.
He sound like Keefe D in a DJ Vlad interview
M O W G L I that line always cracks me up.
@@hshshshshshshs8831
Lol true story😂😂😂😂😂
Grits'n'Gravy is surprisingly likable character. At least he first thought of his mother and then of himself.
Leonard Washington was low key one of all time favorite characters
well then, confidentially, i AM crazy. And ill fukin k ill ya!
Trading places was top NOTCH. "I smell your light saber"
Ashy for me
Skits like this is why Dave Chappelle is the undefeated comic champion...
Naw that's the real Dave he's getting older like the rest of us..
Neil Brennan, Charlie Murphy, Darnell (Ashy Larry), Bill Burr all were writers too... This show had talent behind it.
@Angel Espada key and peele
P Williams Teaming up with the only contender, Bill Burr
Skits like this is why he bailed
"That man is drier than kunta kinte's ankle " 😂🤣😅💀
He bought to go from ashy to classy. You wait and see
He said go upstairs and put on some lotion 😂🤣🤣🤣
5:27 *GO UPSTAIRS , PUT ON SOME LOTION, RIGHT NOW!* 😆😆😆
GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTIONS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂5:27
Leonard Washington is a legend. "Keep robbing and we're gonna have nothing, it's just what they want us to do.....your mother ain't shit!" Lol
Thats one of the most coldest and most stupidest lines you can ever say to a person with a gun robbing you at point blank roflmao... Charlie Murphy fits that damn role like well fitted golf glove.
Ok
Except that's not what he says
“This is why black people don’t have nothin.”
🤣
"That man is dryer than Kunta Kente's ankles." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always thought he said drier than kunta kinte's anus, which I would find funnier.
I'm weak I thought he said "that man dryed and kunta kente's ain't lol
It's unbelievable how Bill Burr really sounds like an ESPN sports commentator 😂
"if you want this roll you gonna have to shoot me"
"ok *shoots his leg*"
"Your mother ain't shit" gets me every time. Don't know why.
It was a last attempt from Leonard to try and get one up on Quills. Kinda like when someone loses a debate, they start resorting to personal attacks.
@@jmal thank you Jun, that was the joke.
@@evanfaust8672 You're welcome. OP didn't know why, so I had to explain.
@@jmal you’re an idiot lol
@@jmal he was saying that he didn’t understand why it made him laugh so hard you imbecile, he wasn’t saying he didn’t understand why Quills did it, Jesus lol.
"And when I leave come together like butt checks"
Classic line
Exactly
is that from a rap song?
@@scorch4299 nope lol
@@scorch4299 eddie griffin original
One of the single funniest lines EVER!! 😂🤣💀
I'm convinced that the character of Leonard Washington is Jules from Pulp Fiction either before or after his time in Marcellus's gang.
Dave Chapelle, Charlie Murphy, Donnel Rawlings and Bill Burr all in one skit. Chappelle Show definitely the GOAT sketch comedy show
And Eddie Griffin!
For real I was about to get meead
Bill: she is gonna fuck him up!
Ol' Billy Bunion!
"you're mother ain't shit." lol
The way Dave falls after he gets shot is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life. One of the only comedians capable of making something as simple as getting shot in the leg inconceivably funny.
When his pants leg actual jumps from the shot I fell on the floor hyperventilating from laughter😂
@@skunkworksmusicgroup😂
The fact bill Burr is in this skit takes his legend status to a new level
“I saw this robbery coming from a mile away which is why I put my car keys up my ass”-Bill Burr ass crazy 😭😂😂😂😂
"She is gonna f*** him up" line straight killed me😂😂😋
So Glad Bill Burr was In this show. He’s been in some all time great shows. This and Breaking Bad
Thor Odinson you suck
Thor Odinson may i ask what don’t you like about it?
"She gon kill me" 😂😂
Bill got him a Black wife and dated Black women, so he already knew.
“Yo give me the money son! Get upstairs and put some lotion on right now!!” 😂🤣
"Drier then Kunta-kintas ankles" still kills me even after 20 years 😆
"What you need is some chapstick and a set of trousers" lol.
Boon Doggle CTFU
Woah, I just watched the same video that you did.
mike maceda shit up mike. Enjoy the comment section
yoooo hahahaha
R.I.P. Charlie Murphy
Still can’t believe he had leukemia that whole time smh
Nooooooooo!!!!! He’s my favorite.
R3cKyR3c well, thanks for ruining this funny funny skit. Fuck your like. I dislike this comment
R3cKyR3c DARKNESS FALLS! AH AH AH AH
Delgdo Smooth where the fuck you been Waldo
i love how Rodney comes in without a mask, the announcers ID him, then he puts on his mask
RIP Charlie Murphy
Funniest mess EVER!! 😂🤣💀 I miss Charlie Murphy!!
And the mask is see-through so it doesn't matter anyway.
“PUT DEM CAMERAS IN BOX!!!” 😂🤣 R.I.P. Charlie Murphy 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
"What ya need is some chapstick and a set of trousers. Roll the dice ya ashy mahfucka. Start the game" 😂😂😂
😁😁😁
Cyheem Williams 😅😅😅
That line "And when I leave come together like buttcheeks" went over everyone's head including mine at the time. Man just called himself The Shit. It's so over everyone's head that no one chuckled and laughed at what was said.
I never quite understood it but it always makes me cry laughing
@@walzybby same.
Thank you, partner. I can't figure out the meaning. You're not the captain we deserve but the captain we need.
Justin Timbersaw
(Somali Pirate Voice)
No... I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW!
I always thought "come together like buttcheeks "meant to clap haha
You want this money, you gonnhave to shoot me.. "Ok" BOW 😂😂😂
Leonard Washington was the first example of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong".
That moment you realize Grits' luck made him lose to avoid robbery/rape.
Nice. You made that moment happen for me.
That’s a good point
That's that PCP luck
Lol I thought he was still outside waiting for his cut but ok
@@syklystevens2581 Nah he bet and lost everything in one go with Leonard. Besides grits is a good boy. Loves his mother...and pcp.
"Go upstairs and put on some lotion RIGHT NOW" lmao!
Best part lol
R.I.P big dog
I literally cried laughing because of this
Leonard Washington and the "wife swap" skit had me literally crying!
Dave Chappelle is a National treasure!
The person in audience laughing at the “papa didn’t take no mess” line is my hero
Can you explain that joke to me or anyone for that matter lol
@@bb_arcadia5752 lol it’s a James brown reference
He couldn’t contain it 🤣
@@YourMomsNewHusband thanks ! How is it a reference to him though did he say it in a song?
@@bb_arcadia5752 He have a song with that title. Both papa n Leonard dont take no mess baby
Booooy, yall did me wrong in this video.
😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍
Ashy Larry lol
mofocka so dry the Navajo still dancin hopes for the nigga to break a sweat
Go upstairs and put on some lotion, RIGHT now!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂
How ashy did your phone get while you were posting this comment?
Eddie Griffin and Bill Burr. The casting for the Chappelle’s show is legendary.
You didn't just say that
LEGENDARYARCHIVES Phyuck Yiu
DM Where do you here that from? He is a nihilist who doesn’t care who was elected at most.
I be forgetting Eddie Griffin and Dave Chappelle did undercover brother
Bill burr is your favorite comedian’s comedian
4:33 “what you waiting for cool breeze”😂😂😂😂
“-PUT THEM CAMERAS IN A BOX!”
😂
" yo gimme that money son, *NOW GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION RIGHT NOW* " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No question that was the best part
😂😂😂
RIP Charlie Murphy. He was always my favorites to be in Chappelle's gang.
I miss him RIP CHARLIE MURPHY
I miss him. I miss the show. I'll never accept the fact it's over even though it's been like 15 years? It was the best show Comedy Central has ever had. They put Dave under all kinds of pressure. Really he didn't leave they made conditions so bad they pushed him out.
RIP Charlie Murphy
I was very upset when he passed
Charlie in his mean getto act was always terrifying. Tyree with those glowing eyes.....
"Dice games get robbed. It happens all the time. They rarely rarely come to a reasonable end."🤣🤣🤣
He said” I was just emptying the trash” 😂🤣
"Sevum, sevum, sevum..." "...boy you are the godamned devil" 😂😂😂
First of all you better check your tone wit me maayne 😂😂😂
A valuable lesson he said here that I’ve experienced growing up. Dice games very rarely end nicely.
"Go upstairs and PUT ON SOME LOTION!"
RIP Charlie Murphy
i lived in Kansas City for 6 years, Grits and Gravy is a legend. Respek
lmfao
"Put them cameras in a box!" 😆
Ashy Larry . Marcy projects . Marcy son what 😂😂😂
that quick little rant from Dave as he is being drug off after being shot is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. "This is why we as black people we dont have nothing. This is just what they want us to do...... you're mother aint shit". LMAO
He puts the mask on after he comes in lol. Classic.
And it's the thinnest panty hose mask ever
😆😆
He even said "this is Rodney!" Then puts the mask on lmao!!
😂😂 couldnt breathe rs
@@IluvatarEru nah, he said "this is a Robbery"
I've watched this skit many times and I noticed something for the first time. After the Ashy Larry character blows the dice and the smoke cloud comes up you can tell he's starting to laugh as he drops out of frame.
"And when I leave, come together like butt cheeks". 🤣😂
cause he's the shit?
KCMO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This fool quills walked in showing his face then put a see through stocking cap on. Classic shit! I can watch this all day
“GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION, RIGHT NOW!” 😂
If you shoot someone below the waist it’s not attempted murder he knows the law 😂 😂 😂
"Go upstairs and put on some lotion right now" i died lmao
“And almost on cue, the game gets robbed.” LOL 😂😂😂
When Charlie Murphy came in I was pretty high , closed my eyes and saw the boondocks happening in front of me lollol
Amazing to see bill burr seem somewhat calmer when he was younger , I thought this man was born with anger and rage. 😂😂
“What you need is some Chapstick and a set of trousers”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Notice he shot him below the waist, so it's not attempted murder. Very intelligent on both parts, QUILLS KNOWS THE LAW!" - I LOST IT LMAO!
This WHOLE ENTIRE SKIT WAS TOO FUNNY! It all was my favorite! 🤣😂 ROFL! LTH!
I love how far Comedy Central let this show push the envelope. You could not make something like this today!
Yeah we could,. Be positive
@@theruddyone6443 I would love to see that
Boy you are the got damn devil, LMFAO. Eddie Griffin and Dave Chappelle reunion from Undercover Brother
Yes lol
I love how Phyuck Yiu left the robbery with Leonard Washington. You can see he has some money in his hand. He essentially escaped with the most amount of money from the scene asides from Quill
He only acted like he cared for Leonard washingtons well-being by catching him and dragging him away just so he could escape lol
@@TheBehm08 I just assumed that they were friends.
LOL! Yep! Phyuck Yiu walked out with all his money. I never noticed that. Man, you don't play dice in some of the gullyest of games in the eastern hemisphere without picking up on some tricks.
He's a smart man.
@@brianjohnston6132 the gullyest 😂😂😂
why does take off's death remind me of ashy larry? 💀 💀
Great writing! Brilliant Comedy never gets old! Skits are legendary will be watched 20 years later and laughed at!
"Put dem cameras in a box" lolololololl
RIP Charlie forever one of the greats.
pancakes.......
Just realized this is the same Leonard Washington from trading spouses skit, all these years!😆
ashley hameed haha classic characters. Would be awesome if he was in the walking dead skit
ashley hameed So what?Why you so interested in Leonard Washington? Yo better watch yo goddamn business
“Tell em Leonard Washington made it out” 😂
ashley hameed he's acting like like a pop to Ashy Larry!
"Betta checkya tone"