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    Episode 824 - To Look and To Watch feat. Alex Nichols (4/15/24)
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    Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
    Alex is back on with us today to catch up on MMA libertarians, bad DJs, and a rudely interrupted Billy Joel. We then discuss Iran’s weekend missile attack on Israel, and get Donald Trump’s somber and thoughtful remarks on the hallowed battle ground of Gettysburg. All this and some Valerie Bertinelli news on today’s show.
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  • @jman7826
    @jman7826 7 месяцев назад +78

    A small man who shows up at your bar and makes you drink his whiskey or else he’ll beat you up is like an amazing folklore character

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 7 месяцев назад +13

      And the only way to stop him is to say his true celtic name

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 7 месяцев назад +3

      Thats my inevitable cryptid transformation

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 7 месяцев назад +5

      Call me the Boon Goon

    • @woody_you_want
      @woody_you_want 7 месяцев назад +2

      I would watch a whole movie about that

    • @jeremy____5747
      @jeremy____5747 7 месяцев назад +2

      Leprechannot

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 7 месяцев назад +17

    Did Trump learn to talk by watching Charlie The Unicorn?
    "Gettysburg, wow, never fight uphill boys, they were fighting uphill boys, wow..."

  • @BeigeFrequency
    @BeigeFrequency 7 месяцев назад +20

    Technically Conor didn't throw a woman off a boat. She jumped to escape the attack and after filing a civil suit against him her car just happened to be firebombed.

    • @earhearthush-up5549
      @earhearthush-up5549 7 месяцев назад +1

      Incredibly based

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 7 месяцев назад +1

      Kewl.

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 7 месяцев назад +1

      Was it a Tesla? Those things do like to blow up, firebomb or no.

    • @ExtremelyAverageMonster
      @ExtremelyAverageMonster 7 месяцев назад +3

      Good to see my favorite RUclipsr has been summoned by the intersection of dirt bag politics and MMA.

  • @robelkton7800
    @robelkton7800 7 месяцев назад +12

    54:00 - 54:15 The Red Cross was actually founded because a Swiss guy visited Italy and noticed that watching the battles in the ongoing wars of unification was a popular pastime, and thought "damn that shit's fucked"

  • @janfidelis6622
    @janfidelis6622 7 месяцев назад +18

    I'll tell you how my 1994 Toyota Camry is still running, it wont STOP running. Crank windows and all.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 7 месяцев назад +40

    Can reality colapse on itself already? Like I get it, can it be over already...

    • @OutlastGamingLP
      @OutlastGamingLP 7 месяцев назад +5

      Give it a year. If you look closely you can already see the cracks.

    • @andrewpowers985
      @andrewpowers985 7 месяцев назад +1

      You sound like such a loser. Stop worrying about the world every second, you don’t have any control over it, just enjoy your life

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 7 месяцев назад +9

      Have you accepted the great Cthulhu as your personal lord and savior? When he awakens all will be revealed. What you see now is just the madness seeping out of his deathless slumber.

    • @jaydinledford6990
      @jaydinledford6990 7 месяцев назад +4

      Praying for the Higgs field to tunnel to it's baseline state

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 7 месяцев назад +4

      In trying times like these, I’m reminded of something Matt Christman said… I can’t repeat it here, unfortunately

  • @woody_you_want
    @woody_you_want 7 месяцев назад +11

    I'll still never get over Jackson hinkle being a fallen hasan sub 💀

  • @utkarsh2746
    @utkarsh2746 7 месяцев назад +7

    The Roadhouse movie did a terrible job of conveying the basic "Ultimate fighter" idea and it seems like the UFC made them cut most of the UFC footage they shot with Gyllenhal in-arena once they discovered that his character is supposedly unhinged and ends up punching a grounded opponent to a permanent injury, as the ref is trying to pull him off. Most of what they shot wasn't even in the movie. Seems like that was the pivotal story point that would tell the viewer how UFC guys are the "Ultimate fighter" and a "wild" guy.

  • @FerntFernt
    @FerntFernt 7 месяцев назад +13

    Never fight uphill me boys

  • @carlos_herrera
    @carlos_herrera 7 месяцев назад +18

    Guy who gets hit in the head for a living loves von Mises.
    That scans

    • @gg2fan
      @gg2fan 7 месяцев назад +5

      "Government... is bad' How did we live before the transcendant wisdom of austrian economics

    • @andrewblair370
      @andrewblair370 7 месяцев назад +2

      it CAT scans specifically

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 7 месяцев назад +16

    The Irish officially disown Conner McGregor.

  • @omegasmesh
    @omegasmesh 7 месяцев назад +14

    chapo x miku never thought I'd see the day

  • @Davesoft
    @Davesoft 7 месяцев назад +13

    ..isn't a suicide drone just a missile with a funny propellant method?

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 7 месяцев назад +1

      I would think the name implies an onboard self aware AI. Makes me wonder if AI will ever be shouting 'Allah Akbar!'

    • @commenter381
      @commenter381 7 месяцев назад +3

      BanzA.I.​@@freakyzed8467

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@freakyzed8467 Conscientious objector AI: "No, I ain't going!"

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@commenter381Fuckin' chef's kiss.

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico 7 месяцев назад +11

    Thanks Netanyahu and Biden there goes my 2022 Dodge Challenger.

  • @jonahdunstan6514
    @jonahdunstan6514 7 месяцев назад +18

    please keep alex on the show for the love of god.

  • @utkarsh2746
    @utkarsh2746 7 месяцев назад +8

    Renato Moicano (pronounced Henato Moykano) has also stated in previous unhinged post-fight rants that "Money Moicano" has his American citizenship coming through in a couple of years and he cannot wait to be a police officer in America. Good luck guys, Bolsonaro is now bringing BOPA to the States.

    • @butterfish-g9f
      @butterfish-g9f 7 месяцев назад +4

      It won't change much. We already have thousands of lunatics like him in the force.

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 7 месяцев назад

      Money Moicano is based AF and a grwat fighter and human being.

  • @TheThunderSquid
    @TheThunderSquid 7 месяцев назад +12

    none of the members of the fictional gorillaz band are gorillas btw

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 7 месяцев назад +15

    The more I listen to Alex Nichols, the more I miss Matt Christman.
    Nichols isn't terrible, but he lacks the outrage that Matt Christman brought.

    • @screenPhiles
      @screenPhiles 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@shanedurban I'm getting there. Part of what I enjoyed about Matt Christman was that you could hear the anger in his voice about having to deal with the bs that most people think of as normal.
      I don't know the details of why Matt is not present (I though there was some sort or family emergency or somrthing) but Alex Nichols is hopefully a temporary solution, at best.

    • @therealspiroagnew818
      @therealspiroagnew818 7 месяцев назад

      @@screenPhiles Matt had a stroke. He's doing well, but he's had to go through a lot of therapy, at least according to his wife. Plus, she just had a baby, so he's probably busy with that too.

    • @sickjuicysjamshack3580
      @sickjuicysjamshack3580 7 месяцев назад

      If Alex could flesh out his thoughts more in his head before saying them and interrupt less, he’d be less grating. He has a couple of zingers but most of his contributions have too much setup for too little payoff. Matt definitely is the missing leg on this stool

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@shanedurbanI loved the James Adomian eps .

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 7 месяцев назад +4

    Oh how the wheels keep rolling and another mile roles on, I'm on that road behind.

  • @fabricated
    @fabricated 7 месяцев назад +4

    Well at least the guest's mic worked this time

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 7 месяцев назад +4

    I thought the HoarseWhisperer guy was shown to be a lobbyist or some other scummy front man for banks/oil companies.

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 7 месяцев назад +11

    What are Arthur Morgan’s politics? Is he antifa? Ancap? Lib?

    • @woody_you_want
      @woody_you_want 7 месяцев назад +8

      Maoist third worldist

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 7 месяцев назад +1

      He’s a libertarian. He flirts with Mary Beth and wants to live on a compound in Tahiti.

  • @Fred82187
    @Fred82187 7 месяцев назад +5

    Lex Friedman was recommended right after this vid

  • @gbru
    @gbru 7 месяцев назад +4

    Would someone please mash-up tRump’s “Gettysburg” speech with Michael Palin’s “oh god you are so goody goody & huge” sermon from “the Meaning of Life.”

  • @RamenKitsune
    @RamenKitsune 7 месяцев назад +4

    Only person on this panel I respect is the person who knew it was called "the dip". Sorry.

  • @ringo8410
    @ringo8410 7 месяцев назад +12

    Who the hell even cares about this Stormy Daniels stuff except for liberals? Even they don't really care; they're just creating legal drama because the democrats don't have a strategy aside from "But Trump!".

    • @JerekBilbar
      @JerekBilbar 7 месяцев назад +3

      I think people just care that every one and a while presidents face the same consequences as ordinary citizens

    • @ringo8410
      @ringo8410 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@JerekBilbar Sure, that's fine. Picking one of the most inconsequential things that very few people actually care about is just a strange way to seek accountability is just what I'm saying.

    • @fritzophrenia3146
      @fritzophrenia3146 7 месяцев назад

      @@ringo8410 Real talk, it's probably only because it's the only hen that has a chance of coming home to roost before the 2024 election

  • @darthtater1231
    @darthtater1231 3 месяца назад +2

    Blur made that whoo hoo song cause they needed something to replace gary glitter's hey song at sporting events

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 2 месяца назад +3

      Thought they made it as a piss take of nirvana? Didn't glitter get busted like 5 years after that song came out?

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm3283 7 месяцев назад +9

    Does anyone have any advice on fluffing? I'm too small, thought I'd ask Felix, my role model

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 7 месяцев назад +1

      "Fluff, fluff, pass" has been my motto and it has always worked for me.

  • @eottoe2001
    @eottoe2001 7 месяцев назад +12

    Nothing says fascism like Ludwig von Mises and Jame Buchanan. Ludwig was Ron Paul's compass.

    • @thinkoutloud2144
      @thinkoutloud2144 7 месяцев назад +1

      11:22

    • @eottoe2001
      @eottoe2001 7 месяцев назад

      @@thinkoutloud2144 0:26

    • @theironsheik6322
      @theironsheik6322 6 месяцев назад

      "Don" Paul, voting against banking deregulation (he actually did this) was the final straw!

  • @nigelgeiger6020
    @nigelgeiger6020 5 месяцев назад +1

    Blur was one of the biggest bands even here in the USA. They sold shit tons of records and had several huge hits. They were as big as oasis before that band came along.

  • @lamer6767
    @lamer6767 7 месяцев назад +4

    clearing a florida bar is easy one time I did it by queueing up bieber 9 times on the jukebox I got I think 10 plays for $10 and the other one was bow wow ft bieber

  • @direktive4
    @direktive4 7 месяцев назад

    'i was like gettin em all in before you showed up!'

  • @hellokittybebop
    @hellokittybebop 7 месяцев назад +2

    SHUT UP MAIA GO TRIANGLE A WHITE WRESTLER!

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 7 месяцев назад +2

    11:00
    Actual lol.

  • @williemasterofdestruction5339
    @williemasterofdestruction5339 7 месяцев назад +1

    I was listening to them discuss old cars as I was driving home in my 94 S10
    With different parts from 4 trucks so it's red white and blue now 😆👌it has 30k on the new motor and 300k on the body.it does everything I need it to and has never left me stranded. This truck replaced my 88 1 ton. Since my back is garbage I found it wise to not load a 1 ton anymore.
    Among my numerous other cars I prefer my Toyotas since I can go 300 miles often for 20ish bucks.
    Vs 60 a week at least in my conversion vans
    ✌️💚🍉

    • @brodaciousmax8025
      @brodaciousmax8025 7 месяцев назад +1

      Solid truck! 1 of the last before they started turning into a half assed suv.

  • @JamesHeller12
    @JamesHeller12 6 месяцев назад +1

    25:24 scared the fuck out of me

  • @josephmurphy7980
    @josephmurphy7980 7 месяцев назад +2

    I have to inform you that there is no way that’s Jeffery Epstein’s Spotify the first song is “I like little girls”

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 7 месяцев назад +2

    Money Moicano (that's Moy-khan-O)! I don't think he has a clue what's he's talking about, but he's a pretty entertaining dude!

    • @horny4violence
      @horny4violence 7 месяцев назад

      The current persona is pretty recent too

  • @WhenTheSunLordsFell
    @WhenTheSunLordsFell 7 месяцев назад +1

    connor mcgreggor is the meta mic

  • @grubernitsch
    @grubernitsch 7 месяцев назад +2

    With Ludwig van Mises out of the picture, I'll wait until the pop right starts quoting Joseph Schumpeter (the creative destruction guy).

  • @bethdeva
    @bethdeva 7 месяцев назад +2

    did charlies oliveira endorse bolsenaro ;-; im devestated

  • @camildumitrescu3703
    @camildumitrescu3703 6 месяцев назад

    Felix likeing Maia makes me think that he should be matched with Colby, it only makes sense; and that's a full Red Panty Night in my little red book. Make it Dana!

  • @joshvelazquez8706
    @joshvelazquez8706 7 месяцев назад +2

    glad you guys were able to get kermit on the pod

  • @joeyrufo
    @joeyrufo 7 месяцев назад

    Re: Valerie and the hoarse guy, there's an article in People about that 🙄

  • @walexander8378
    @walexander8378 7 месяцев назад

    49:54 what's that song

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 7 месяцев назад +2

      49:55 "Bizarre Love Triangle" by New Order.

  • @aaronwood8110
    @aaronwood8110 7 месяцев назад +1

    Moy-kan-No

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 7 месяцев назад +2

    11:22

  • @meganr3
    @meganr3 7 месяцев назад +2

    51:05

    • @Democrities
      @Democrities 7 месяцев назад +1

      “Wow, that was a big mistake…” - Robert E Lee, at the amazing battle of Gettysburg.

  • @jugo1944
    @jugo1944 7 месяцев назад

    Its pronounced "Moy-canno"

  •  7 месяцев назад

    Moissiano?

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 7 месяцев назад

    Surely looking and watching are the same thing

  • @omgkthxbi
    @omgkthxbi 7 месяцев назад +3

    Blur would've killed at Coachella if this were 2004

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 7 месяцев назад

    21:33

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 7 месяцев назад

    50:09

  • @haydenpantinary4855
    @haydenpantinary4855 7 месяцев назад +9

    L take on 90s cars boys. Enjoy drowning in your self driving tesla.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 7 месяцев назад +9

      Lighten up dork.

    • @RB939393
      @RB939393 7 месяцев назад +4

      Probably the worst take I've ever heard from them

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 7 месяцев назад

    Why would anyone want to date the hoarse whisperer guy? He has a terrible personality, his sense of humor sucks, and his face looks like it's actively melting, just like Graham Linehan's.
    He has literally no attractive characteristics.

  • @roncrocker
    @roncrocker 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hug a 🌲 tree

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 7 месяцев назад +3

      While supplies last..

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 7 месяцев назад

      If we want to survive the oncoming Apocalypse, we must fuck the trees.
      A treewalker with all the strengths of a tree but none of its weaknesses. And it hunts other trees.
      This is the Golden Path.

    • @roncrocker
      @roncrocker 7 месяцев назад

      @@dirrdevil ask art 🌶️

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon 7 месяцев назад

    Trying out the new politic?

  • @jeremy____5747
    @jeremy____5747 7 месяцев назад +8

    I am bound by honor to support the IDF solely because IDF girls are bravely keeping alive the tradition of women having thick, broad triangles of pubic hair. In a world of ignorant depilation, they are the last warriors standing in defense of the rainforest.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 6 месяцев назад +1

      I may not agree with them on a lot of political points, but this an issue of first principle, and on that basis I must side with the IDF

    • @jeremy____5747
      @jeremy____5747 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Eamonshort1 It is a matter of honor, on which all persons of quality may agree.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jeremy____5747 I shall gladly follow you into this war, so that we may reclaim what has been taken from us.

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 7 месяцев назад +7

    There's too many unibrows in the Arab world.
    Far too many unibrows.

    • @jonnyglobster
      @jonnyglobster 7 месяцев назад +1

      That whole region's just one big bushy brow.
      That's why the salafists are pointing one finger in the air.
      It's for the One Brow.

  • @lanceblankenship9995
    @lanceblankenship9995 7 месяцев назад

    Down's-syndrome face made some good points.
    Crooked, spotty face was his usual insufferable self.

  • @Raw774
    @Raw774 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hinkle has a more coherent politics than these guys

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 7 месяцев назад +7

      Nonsense. Political reaction doesn't give a fuck either.

    • @ZenobiaofPalmyra
      @ZenobiaofPalmyra 7 месяцев назад +3

      lol git gud

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni 7 месяцев назад +3

      Hinkle? The main antagonist from The Great Dictator? Definitely one of Charlie Chaplain's funniest characters.

    • @sickjuicysjamshack3580
      @sickjuicysjamshack3580 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hey I like Russian honeypots too

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 7 месяцев назад

      Hinkle is a gay hobbit

  • @theoldanarchist
    @theoldanarchist 7 месяцев назад +2

    Alex Nichols isn't funny, nor is he very smart.

    • @johnb6083
      @johnb6083 7 месяцев назад

      The Arab Peter Griffin line got a chuckle out of me

    • @fredsheppard2100
      @fredsheppard2100 7 месяцев назад +8

      Counterpoint: he’s funny

    • @IlIlllIIIllIIlIIlII
      @IlIlllIIIllIIlIIlII 7 месяцев назад

      he's funnier and smarter than felix