It's a reference to Chris Chan and his/her years-long campaign to get Sega to change Sonic's arm color back to how it used to be. Totally worth looking up for a good laugh.
Neocons suggesting war and espionage is like the first grade kid who brings the same toy for his turn at show-and-tell every single time. The teacher takes him aside and tells them patiently that they need to bring something new next time. Next time: its their favorite toy War with Iran again.
I love how those guys talk about Barron Trump like he’s the size and shape of Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2. Then, you look him up and he’s genuinely so skinny that even Trump’s expensive tailors can’t make him a suit that isn’t baggy.
He looks like the after picture of an NFL offensive linemen who played at an unnatural, unhealthily massive weight and then immediately lost like 200 pounds when he retired.
Will = Chapo, cause he's the face of the show, Felix = Trap because he was best friends with Chief Keef and King Von in high school, Alex = House, cause he's a guest so he's in da house
I like how the guy describes Eric Prince as "not being into cartoonish villainy" when behind closed doors he's apparently tenting his fingers saying "The Islamic Republic of Iran has become a nuisance. Perhaps something should... happen to their leaders."
as someone who lives like 3 blocks away from the purina headquarters, i can confirm it’s evil, and the fire from her flamethrower made me strong and straight
Pretty much all of the classic sodas that weren’t for medicine were for whiskey/bourbon. Had to cover up inferior whiskey during prohibition and the Wild West.
I've been thinking long and hard about this but I wholeheartedly disagree with Will on his take that Burger King should go away. the Burger King Whopper is better than the Big Mac and I am tired of people pretending like it's not. Yes, Burger King's other items are, frankly, terrible, and their french fries are dry, powdery garbage. I still believe that Burger King should stick around, if only to produce more Whoppers and variants of the Whopper.
Will went way too far on this episode. Pepsi, absolutely. Hunt's, don't disagree. But Burger King sucks? Home of the Whopper? I will eat your shit, sir.
Gage sounds like either Tim Poole or Ben Shapiro. The weird reference to Batman seems like Tim but describing Baron as hulking seems like Ben. I think there was one other columnist that kept making comic book references though.
1. At 21:16, did she say “Let’s. . . put an end to all lives?” Because if so, that’s by far the most honest Republican ad I’ve ever heard. 2. I recently saw Furiosa, & I feel like it HAS to be intentional, because Scrotus was seriously giving Don Jr…. Or like a Beavis & Butthead fusion dance of Don Jr. & Eric. I struggle to believe that was an accident.
They are the entire culture war, their adversaries are imaginary and receiving attention would just feed them. There is no "ConservativesOfTikTok" because lefties aren't desperate to litigate peoples' identities like these dorks are.
Dr. Pepper is great until you are vomiting it into a wall mounted ashtray in a 60 year old medical office building at 2 in the afternoon on a Wednesday at age 14.
@@lmackenzie9198 everyone's yukking it up about Pop vs Soda, totally missing that in inland New Hampshire where I grew up it is calmly and universally agreed to be Tonic.
Taking the BK Broiler off the menu was a massive mistake in a long list of mistakes they have made in the last 25 years... Oh and Coke is only superior if its made with real sugar.
5:00 on the other hand, throwing him in jail for election violations is like charing Capone with tax evasion. Sure, he did it, but he also murdered a whole lot of people.
I blame Pepsi's bland logo change. It had an incredible run in the late 90's along with Sprite as the cool softdrink but the new logo is kinda retro but minimalist as today logos or insignia for sports teams
One of the most embarrassing incidents of my life was when this old punk quoted that line at my job when I was a teenager. I had never heard "Institutionalized", but I had heard Fred Durst copping that line in "Stuck" off the first Limp Bizkit album. I said "oh yeah, like in the Limp Bizkit song" and he just glared at me lol.
@@doctorbarber1 I will validate your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit. I was born the year that album came out and I have a special affinity for it and that band because my older siblings liked them. I kinda wanna go see them this year they put together the worst tour of all time
@@NOISECOREMafiaTV I'm old so I was a tween when "Faith" blew up. I was in the perfect demographic for the whole nu-metal thing in the late 90s/early 2000s and got way into bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit. It was wild watching them go from being considered cool and cutting edge, to being panned as some of the worst music ever made, and now being revisited and reconsidered.
She's just terminally Colombian and "library" and "biblioteca" aren't exactly cognates. Kind of a miss on Alex's part, a million things to make fun of that woman for but having an accent isn't really one of them.
Dr. P is very specifically not a cola. RC is, and I agree it's the best cola. Pepsi sucks, coke has a weird aftertaste unless it's Mexican with real sugar
Not a fan of coke unless it’s cherry but Pepsi in and of itself is inferior (the nets the the Knicks if you will) the beauty of Dr Pepper is u don’t feel it fucking up your body until after your done but coke the effect is immediate and kinda gross
This Hunts slander will not stand. Hunts has a beautiful tang, and Hunts is watery tomato juice. I'm tired of these woke liberals trying to take my ketchup.
PRIVATE EQUITY KILLED THE KING OF BURGERS!!!! Honestly I had a whopper last week and it was dogsht compared to in n out or hell even a home made burger your dad makes during the last week of summer vacation after he's already 3 sheets to the wind.
@@Yankee_Smoker1917 i’ve been called dirtbag left numerous times and lefty chats over the years. Usually for my reluctance to jump on someone else’s idpol grenade
@@adams3627 I'm an autist. If they don't say Trump Trump Trump over and over, "Barron" sounds like "Darren." I'll have to replay it 3 times to hear Barron and go, "oh ok."
You invite special scrutiny upon yourself when you run for public office, that is why he tried to cover up the affair to begin with. Once something like this gets uncovered they can’t ignore it. It isn’t selective political prosecution at all. It was an unforced error by a guy who likes to cut corners and his inept lawyer. The very act of trying to cover something up means they should have been prepared for that coverup to come under scrutiny.
@@AffectionateBrain-yf4sqso all the chants of Lock Her Up and all the many, many times conservative media called for the exact same thing are factually the exact same thing, right? Conservatives LOVE the idea of select political prosecution, correct,
I quit drinking soda in the fall of 2019 and don't miss it at all. Who needs soda to get diabetes when most of the food in the American food supply is already full of sugar and other crap? As for Trump: libs are convinced that old Donnie won't be able to wriggle out of this one (because he committed the "crime of the century" by writing a check to a stripper). I'm not sure it's going to go the way they think it will.
Libs aren't convinced of that at all most everyone I hear talk about it don't really think he'll go to prison but they are hoping for it. Honestly just enjoy the spectacle nobody thought Trump would get convicted either
@@thecollector6746 Oh no....not wire and tax fraud. Trump might not have written down the measly $130K check he wrote. That's never happened before in the history of politics, after all.
Alex is a top candidate for 6th man of the year, he’s really stepped up in the wake of Cushman going down with the head boo boo
Anyone who refers to Pepsi as “Pepsi cola” is a cop
I love a Pepsi cola style cola beverage
@@Yankee_Smoker1917 I have tactically ascertained that Pepsi is a cola, sir.
A fat fat fat cop
Anyone who calls soda as “pop” is part of the master race and is destined to conquer the Earth and reach Agartha via the hollow earth
@@Yankee_Smoker1917 Do you ever enjoy a Pepsi Cola with a hamburger sandwich and a side of french-fried potatoes?
I have Baron transitioning to Batgirl on my bingo card.
Bring Alex on permanent. Have Davidson on more. I miss Cushbomb. Hope is doing well. But the show has been back in a big way. Banger episodes lately.
That reference about Sonic’s arms 😂😂 how do you guys know every piece of information ever to exist in the world
That’s common knowledge round these parts
It's a reference to Chris Chan and his/her years-long campaign to get Sega to change Sonic's arm color back to how it used to be. Totally worth looking up for a good laugh.
Neocons suggesting war and espionage is like the first grade kid who brings the same toy for his turn at show-and-tell every single time. The teacher takes him aside and tells them patiently that they need to bring something new next time. Next time: its their favorite toy War with Iran again.
Sucha good metaphor
I love how those guys talk about Barron Trump like he’s the size and shape of Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2. Then, you look him up and he’s genuinely so skinny that even Trump’s expensive tailors can’t make him a suit that isn’t baggy.
He looks like the after picture of an NFL offensive linemen who played at an unnatural, unhealthily massive weight and then immediately lost like 200 pounds when he retired.
Trump's suits are always baggy so I guess that's par for the course 😂
@@JoeSrok
He's been buying his suits from Birch and Co Potato Sacks and Pillowcases Ltd for 45 years.
One of the funniest episodes I've heard. Alex is always hilarious.
Bro please bring this Alex guy on more often. He's like Felix but with the ability to tell if a bit is funny or not.
Also the ability to tag Felix's punchlines to add humour
@RancorousSea you right. Podcast would be 15min long if it wasn't for Felix.
I like the new trio of chapo, trap and house
Will = Chapo, cause he's the face of the show, Felix = Trap because he was best friends with Chief Keef and King Von in high school, Alex = House, cause he's a guest so he's in da house
i'm just glad they finally broke this monopoly up before it REALLY got outta hand smh
I like how the guy describes Eric Prince as "not being into cartoonish villainy" when behind closed doors he's apparently tenting his fingers saying "The Islamic Republic of Iran has become a nuisance. Perhaps something should... happen to their leaders."
We’ve crossed the Rubicon of irony. Caesar will have his vengeance thus
This really crosses my Rubicon
Rubicon is the Coca Cola version of Big Red.
This really cuts my Reuben
@RancorousSea She crosses my rubi til I con
Crossed on my boy’s Rubicon for hours to this.
as someone who lives like 3 blocks away from the purina headquarters, i can confirm it’s evil, and the fire from her flamethrower made me strong and straight
“i wanna warn you: the lyrics are pretty good”
Dr. Pepper + Maker's Mark.
You're welcome.
Yes, DP is a vehicle for bourbon. Especially cherry bourbon. Especially cherry DP.
Pretty much all of the classic sodas that weren’t for medicine were for whiskey/bourbon. Had to cover up inferior whiskey during prohibition and the Wild West.
My Grandfather loves Dr. Pepper because according to him “it’s the original cherry coke”. I guess it’s his childhood coke from the soda jerk.
the batman comparison to baron is more deranged than Frank Miller’s view of Batman
Mr. Pibb may not be college educated but he more than gets the job done when it comes to quenching your thirst. #drpepperdoesntcareaboutblackpeople
He could be a name for the world's cutest pitbull.
So excited I leaked a little 😅
Awesome
How can Randy Couture be in this group chat and not the Black Rifle Coffee guys?
I've been thinking long and hard about this but I wholeheartedly disagree with Will on his take that Burger King should go away. the Burger King Whopper is better than the Big Mac and I am tired of people pretending like it's not. Yes, Burger King's other items are, frankly, terrible, and their french fries are dry, powdery garbage. I still believe that Burger King should stick around, if only to produce more Whoppers and variants of the Whopper.
For every BK hit they have something like 10 misses
Yea the whopper is awesome and in my opinion the best fast food burger. Love live the monarchy! Down with republicanism! Down with mayor mc cheese!
The Burger King fry hate combined with most people preferring McDonald's soggy potatoes had always been crazy to me
The Impossible Whopper was actually great, too. I wasn't expecting that at all.
Will went way too far on this episode. Pepsi, absolutely. Hunt's, don't disagree. But Burger King sucks? Home of the Whopper? I will eat your shit, sir.
But will you eat his ass?🤨
Murder King did the spicy bean burger back in the day but these days it tastes like cardboard
If you like Dr. Pepper then I highly suggest trying out the regional Dr. Perky of new England sold at Hannaford
Dr. Perky is just Dr. Pepper with Percs in it like Mentos in coke
New England really does have better healthcare than the rest of the US
whyd the ceaser cross the rubicon
to get to the other side?
I'm playing crusader kings right now
How's your game going?
Me too. The Bronze Age Reborn mod. Also I'm gay.
@@garrgravarr Same, I only play gay kings and get lots of boyfriends
trump is a blend of evil thomas wayne from the telltale game and gay thomas wayne from pennyworth
Gage sounds like either Tim Poole or Ben Shapiro. The weird reference to Batman seems like Tim but describing Baron as hulking seems like Ben. I think there was one other columnist that kept making comic book references though.
1. At 21:16, did she say “Let’s. . . put an end to all lives?” Because if so, that’s by far the most honest Republican ad I’ve ever heard.
2. I recently saw Furiosa, & I feel like it HAS to be intentional, because Scrotus was seriously giving Don Jr…. Or like a Beavis & Butthead fusion dance of Don Jr. & Eric. I struggle to believe that was an accident.
This group chat is simultaneously disturbing and pathetic. Why isn't this bigger news? When was this group chat 1st leaked?
They are the entire culture war, their adversaries are imaginary and receiving attention would just feed them. There is no "ConservativesOfTikTok" because lefties aren't desperate to litigate peoples' identities like these dorks are.
I wouldn’t call the firebombing of Tokyo not touching it lol. But the point still stands.
Nothing compared to Vietnam or DPRK...
And the war against Japan wasn’t a project to settle a different ethnic group there
Pibb still exists its just called Pibb Xtra now instead of Mr. Pibb for whatever reason. It still fucks.
Reformulated and not as good tho, Dr. P shames it
I thank god for the freestyle machines that brought Pibb amd Mello Yello where it was once hard to find
@@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClubThe only place that I can get it in Canada.
Dr. Pepper is great until you are vomiting it into a wall mounted ashtray in a 60 year old medical office building at 2 in the afternoon on a Wednesday at age 14.
The fuck
Bro Dr Pepper is one of the better throw up experiences, especially when it is fresh and still bubbly. Grow up
@@Luminousreign It wasn't fresh enough to still be refreshing, add a little hot bile to those 23 flavors and it's not so bueno
I think you drank the soda wrong, did you use the wrong hole?
18:47 - CWC reference not lost on us.
Pepsi Twist is so good they probably should give its own separate brand.
23 flavors lotta haters
geniunely the best episode in some time
Multiple listen worthy episode for sure
"we will eat your shit" is a pretty still burn lol
They mean they'll go in your house after forcibly removing you from your home and raid your fridge. Like the IDF.
Hail Vanilla Coke supremacy
No bigger evidence of Felix is just a contraian...."Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper"
He is objectively correct
@@XxCorvette1xXmaybe, but he is a contrarian. 49:56
If you were Canadian, you would appreciate Pibb Xtra more. It's really scarce here, and is superior to Dr. Pepper in every way.
@@RedNation87 im sorry to hear that. i live in missouri where the pibb flows like water
Adam Friedland gay
Same
Was this meant to go in to the search bar
Bug
Pepsi is the thinking man's drink [I would sooner die than use the term 'soda']
Thinking is weak and gay
Also your dialect will be homogenized and you will LIKE IT.
@@lmackenzie9198 everyone's yukking it up about Pop vs Soda, totally missing that in inland New Hampshire where I grew up it is calmly and universally agreed to be Tonic.
That groupchat debunks Moldbug completely.
Taking the BK Broiler off the menu was a massive mistake in a long list of mistakes they have made in the last 25 years...
Oh and Coke is only superior if its made with real sugar.
I really love these Alex episodes, but I wish the other FYM guys would also join in an episode or two.
Pepsi is neither fine nor OK.
I'm fine with it, but I never prefer it... you feel it coat your damned teeth and the chemicals trying to bore holes in them.
Just bring Alex on permanently
5:00 on the other hand, throwing him in jail for election violations is like charing Capone with tax evasion. Sure, he did it, but he also murdered a whole lot of people.
And the idea is supposed to be that the State will get you one way or another. Only the State has a monopoly on violence.
Don't risk the flashy finisher when a simple low kick will do.
Let’s hear Will mispronounce the word ‘harbinger’ again.
I've only tried Dr.Pepper once on a trip to London, nothing has compared since.
Was it a positive or negative experience?
Next up, Squirt dominance. We comin fo yo ass, Fresca
I'm ready to eat shit!
Mmmmm fresca....
Squirt is just pee bro
Fires of Rubicon but Ayre is Kamala
I blame Pepsi's bland logo change. It had an incredible run in the late 90's along with Sprite as the cool softdrink but the new logo is kinda retro but minimalist as today logos or insignia for sports teams
I honestly liked Crystal Pepsi
Red Gold! Barq's Root Beer!
Alex is goated
Felix saying Xtreme Couture is a middling gym is heresy. It is a magnet for right-wing crackpots though.
Who was the #1 backstreet boys or nsync?
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!!JUST ONE PEPSI!!!!
"But you wouldn't give it to me; just one Pepsi!"
One of the most embarrassing incidents of my life was when this old punk quoted that line at my job when I was a teenager. I had never heard "Institutionalized", but I had heard Fred Durst copping that line in "Stuck" off the first Limp Bizkit album. I said "oh yeah, like in the Limp Bizkit song" and he just glared at me lol.
@@doctorbarber1 I will validate your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit. I was born the year that album came out and I have a special affinity for it and that band because my older siblings liked them. I kinda wanna go see them this year they put together the worst tour of all time
@@NOISECOREMafiaTV I'm old so I was a tween when "Faith" blew up. I was in the perfect demographic for the whole nu-metal thing in the late 90s/early 2000s and got way into bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit. It was wild watching them go from being considered cool and cutting edge, to being panned as some of the worst music ever made, and now being revisited and reconsidered.
That song is older than my 21yo son.
That lady's flow is super wack.
You can tell she totally punched in bar by bar lol
Hey- cool it with the misogynistic and latinphobic rematks
Liebaries has fo be intentional. Sincd they think libraries lie
Omg
Kind of, it is one of the most common mispronounciations of Library though.
She's just terminally Colombian and "library" and "biblioteca" aren't exactly cognates.
Kind of a miss on Alex's part, a million things to make fun of that woman for but having an accent isn't really one of them.
mmmmmmmm delicious lieberries 😩
Fuckin love Alex
3:17 what i say to myself on the toilet
Dr pepper released coconut as a victory lap that shit is the best soda ive had in years
RC is the best soda in America and I am willing to fight about it. It is the only one that actually tastes like kola.
Dr. P is very specifically not a cola. RC is, and I agree it's the best cola. Pepsi sucks, coke has a weird aftertaste unless it's Mexican with real sugar
Dr. Pepper tastes like cough syrup, americans' palate truly is cooked if they think that soda is good
Are you British?
@@zackcolbourne6921I know quite a few Brits who love the stuff so that’s not entirely fair
We do lack functional healthcare, so carbonated medicine is still well received
144th and just trying to figure out who I am including my final sexuality
Good morning
Favorite Israeli political party
@@BigHomieGayAss1917 "After You" faction
1:15 underated line 😅😂
Pibb heads rise up
Pepsi has gotten a lot more expensive
Not a fan of coke unless it’s cherry but Pepsi in and of itself is inferior (the nets the the Knicks if you will) the beauty of Dr Pepper is u don’t feel it fucking up your body until after your done but coke the effect is immediate and kinda gross
Why is soda better then water? Fish f*#k in water
This Hunts slander will not stand. Hunts has a beautiful tang, and Hunts is watery tomato juice. I'm tired of these woke liberals trying to take my ketchup.
Libaries!
44:01 ...to my Empire
46:18 insight
I was loving this podcast right up until Will dissed Burger King.
Burger King is overrated
@@eratoisyourmuse659 - I like the BBQ Bacon Whopper though.
PRIVATE EQUITY KILLED THE KING OF BURGERS!!!! Honestly I had a whopper last week and it was dogsht compared to in n out or hell even a home made burger your dad makes during the last week of summer vacation after he's already 3 sheets to the wind.
pepsi is better than coke and mr pibb is better than them all
Whooper > big Mick and HUNTS IS FINE
White tiger is a good tune tho poor Izzy
Second so not gay
Coke is gross, pesi through and through
Vous être Québécois?
Yes Pissi gut
Chapo is becoming the Dirtbag Left's version of The View.
People still say dirtbag left? Holy shit
I don’t know what that means, and refuse to know
@@TTV5it’s when the left embraces “edgy” humor or humor in general tbh at this point.
@@Yankee_Smoker1917 i’ve been called dirtbag left numerous times and lefty chats over the years. Usually for my reluctance to jump on someone else’s idpol grenade
@@numskul I just haven't heard it used like seriously since like 2018 I got whiplash from it lmao
Coke is best....
Pepsi is objectively trash though. Too sweet.
Yeah Will is objectively correct.
Dr Pepper tastes like a cough mixture medicine
The audio, gentlemen. It is really starting to suck.
Go outside
Fix your speakers.
It's really just Felix. A man with a lisp that bad cannot afford to have a bitrate that low.
@@adams3627 I'm an autist. If they don't say Trump Trump Trump over and over, "Barron" sounds like "Darren." I'll have to replay it 3 times to hear Barron and go, "oh ok."
Fifth, so darn gay
It's selective political prosecution. If Trump hadn't pissed off certain people he'd of been left alone. Anyone being honest can see that.
You invite special scrutiny upon yourself when you run for public office, that is why he tried to cover up the affair to begin with. Once something like this gets uncovered they can’t ignore it. It isn’t selective political prosecution at all. It was an unforced error by a guy who likes to cut corners and his inept lawyer. The very act of trying to cover something up means they should have been prepared for that coverup to come under scrutiny.
I can't disagree with you and I'm not a Trump supporter
@@Some_Average_Joe Neither am I.
@@AffectionateBrain-yf4sqso all the chants of Lock Her Up and all the many, many times conservative media called for the exact same thing are factually the exact same thing, right? Conservatives LOVE the idea of select political prosecution, correct,
@@freakyzed8467Yes? This isn't a team vs team thing lol
Bepsi
Burger King rules, wtf
I quit drinking soda in the fall of 2019 and don't miss it at all. Who needs soda to get diabetes when most of the food in the American food supply is already full of sugar and other crap?
As for Trump: libs are convinced that old Donnie won't be able to wriggle out of this one (because he committed the "crime of the century" by writing a check to a stripper). I'm not sure it's going to go the way they think it will.
Libs aren't convinced of that at all most everyone I hear talk about it don't really think he'll go to prison but they are hoping for it. Honestly just enjoy the spectacle nobody thought Trump would get convicted either
Wow good for you
@@cornerstore_d Thank you.
You left out that part where he was also convicted of wire and tax fraud.
@@thecollector6746 Oh no....not wire and tax fraud. Trump might not have written down the measly $130K check he wrote. That's never happened before in the history of politics, after all.
dr pepper is some foamy licorice baby diarrhea. I'm so ashamed of chapo.
dr pepper never cures you. he only sticks his finger in your butt.
"the doctor is in." -me, when i taste some nasty mixed up bullshit.
Don't kink shame
Canned Pepsi is what SS guards would have given to the concentration camp detainees for sustenance
It's made of prunes and you'll shit yourself. We learned this in 6th grade.
What’s americas favorite pop tart
Taylor Swift
I like cherry
If you say anything other than brown sugar and cinnamon or strawberry, you're an absolute liar.
Smores
SPECIFICALLY the offbrand cherry. nothing else compares
Mr Pibb was the best soda