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  • @siu8399
    @siu8399 2 месяца назад +68

    “I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but the context of that of which is in motion around me, is informed by all the distance traveled between yesterday, and a future that is not imagined, but realised” 0:01

  • @matthewcaldwell8100
    @matthewcaldwell8100 2 месяца назад +146

    “See what they should have done is appeal to centrists.” - literally Bill Maher right now

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 2 месяца назад +58

      Maher can't cease to exist quick enough

    • @RonaldTrump4547
      @RonaldTrump4547 2 месяца назад

      Unfortunate when the worst member of a political party is always right. You clowns might want to do some serious soul searching. Maher gets it way more than these champagne communists

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 месяца назад +10

      @@RonaldTrump4547 If the Dems go any farther right then they’re literally just going to do the Dead Kennedy’s song California Über Alles but real lmao

    • @AcappellaTidbits
      @AcappellaTidbits 2 месяца назад +7

      ​​@@RonaldTrump4547 Dems aren't even CLOSE to champagne socialist. I'd take a champagne socialist over the "neocons in blue" shit they're doing.

    • @KilgoreTroutAsf
      @KilgoreTroutAsf 2 месяца назад +11

      They should appeal more to Bill Maher and the rest of the liberal millionaire class to earn their 0.1% of the vote while losing another 25% of the base.

  • @Alias_Fakename
    @Alias_Fakename 2 месяца назад +85

    I feel most sorry for those poor black men whose crypto investments won't be protected by Kamala.

  • @ThePredilection
    @ThePredilection 2 месяца назад +533

    Goddamn the dems are cursed after not running Bernie 2016

    • @ClockCommunist
      @ClockCommunist 2 месяца назад +70

      Some kind of monkey’s paw thing went down for sure

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 2 месяца назад +112

      His policies were too aligned with the interests of the working class and not with the interests of their billionaire donors.
      They'd sooner run towards the Cheneys than a few policies that could minorly inconvenience billionaires.

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 2 месяца назад +51

      @@ananousouscertain famous “leftist” commentators will continue to act like this was all some sort of strategical error of the party as if it’s not the party jus being more honest that they have no intention to do anything for the working class

    • @valdomero738
      @valdomero738 2 месяца назад +5

      Nope they can only won't with a white male, with Obama being the whitest one .

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 месяца назад +21

      @@ananousous it sucks. the billionaires would still be billionaires even if everyone had healthcare. UK has the NHS while also being one of the most unequal societies on the planet

  • @Johnsmith99663
    @Johnsmith99663 2 месяца назад +71

    “There’s an old saying in Schelling…I know it’s in Hegel, probably in Schelling…that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as…as…tragedy……the second time as……it’s funny if it happens again.”

  • @DAILYBLUNTATHON
    @DAILYBLUNTATHON 2 месяца назад +99

    At least this opens up a path to victory for Biden 2028

    • @TheFamousMockingbird
      @TheFamousMockingbird 2 месяца назад +9

      i wrote in biden "IM STAYING IN THE RACE"

    • @ThePredilection
      @ThePredilection Месяц назад +5

      @@DAILYBLUNTATHON you joke but his genotype makes him very easy to clone. The scientists who developed cloning techniques actually started cloning white delawarians before they even tried cloning mice or dogs

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios Месяц назад +5

      Fuck that. Carter 2028

    • @GabeHorn1
      @GabeHorn1 Месяц назад

      @@DAILYBLUNTATHON THIS IS FOR JOE-HAN

    • @holidaytrout5174
      @holidaytrout5174 Месяц назад +1

      It's never Joever

  • @tomb407
    @tomb407 2 месяца назад +49

    "WE DID IT, JOE"
    LOL

  • @D1nnerDawg
    @D1nnerDawg 2 месяца назад +195

    Im very gay

  • @MrAntipaganda
    @MrAntipaganda 2 месяца назад +67

    Guys, unlocking this shows pure class. Thankyou from one of your patreon simps.

    • @TheManWithNoNickname13
      @TheManWithNoNickname13 2 месяца назад +6

      And they let Chris talk too.

    • @HelmsmenL
      @HelmsmenL 2 месяца назад +3

      It's a bloody masterclass!

    • @commenter381
      @commenter381 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@TheManWithNoNickname13"I'm speaking." -Chris (and we love it)

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 2 месяца назад

      They let you out of the basement, gimp?

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 2 месяца назад +75

    I am proud to be Pennsylvania's most undecided voter. As a small business owner, a home owner, and the leader of a transnational criminal gang, I had only one choice: write-in Joe Biden for President. Forget abortion rights, immigration policy, and grocery prices. My daily priority is worrying whether NATO becomes Finlandized or whether Finland becomes NATOized. My dream is for Germany, Italy, and Japan to remilitarize to the point of becoming the most lethal militaries on the planet, which we can do by giving them a $50,000 tax deduction. It is fundamentally a politics of joy and malarkey at heart, just like my mother always said, often with a mouthful of our neighbors' pets, so it was very hard to parse. We are never going back and we will beat Medicare to death, which unlike Israel does not have the right to defend itself. Just imagine if John Fetterman had RFK Jr.'s brain worms working Ratatouille style; he could haul so much garbage, and flip McDoubles faster than the Blue Wall flipping to Trump. The soul of democracy is tailored by the spirit of freedom which is found in the glory and the humility of the insitutions that purchase the American zeitgeist of tomorrow's legacy, foretold by yesterday's prophecy, establishing a pursuit of not only happiness, but a hope that reaches every shore of every shithole country and garbage island.

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 2 месяца назад +17

      First of all, thank you for your service. You made the right choice.

    • @deathmagneto-soy
      @deathmagneto-soy 2 месяца назад +12

      I believe dirrdevil speaks for every one of us Biden write-in voters.
      Hevudabubba.

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 2 месяца назад +6

      @dirrdevil so many words have never been spoken.

    • @ThePredilection
      @ThePredilection Месяц назад

      @@dirrdevil this is beautiful

  • @lolkthnxbai
    @lolkthnxbai 2 месяца назад +59

    Having trump on every zoomer stream and podcast, and what does the DNC do? Kick Hasan out of the DNC convention publicly over gaza and then have a twitch stream like 2 days before the convention. It's amazing the series of fumbles. Not talking about Trump's tariffs or ecnomic plan, courting neocon money and support just amazing.

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 2 месяца назад +9

      They spent a trillion dollars running TV commercials and doing outreach and doorknocking but still lost. It's just like 2016 where Trump ran a trash campaign with no ground game and the Clinton people with their huge, slick political machine still ate complete shit.
      I wouldn't hold my breath on the DNC letting somebody who doesn't still use a flip phone start running their party apparatus though. They'd rather lose their way than win anyone else's.

  • @KevinFeeley_KHF
    @KevinFeeley_KHF 2 месяца назад +44

    "It's the economy" should be changed to "It's the economic model" because when both options on the ballot are both saying nothing new about how we as a species get to interact with wealth the rest is all window dressing. We have an economic model that is dying and we are stuck with two political parties that insist that the horse will be fine if we keep beating it.

  • @Rockyzach88
    @Rockyzach88 2 месяца назад +50

    As soon as I saw Cheney I knew something was wrong.

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 2 месяца назад +4

      Who she only courted because Kissinger was dead

    • @ThePredilection
      @ThePredilection 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Rockyzach88 LOLOL right?

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 2 месяца назад +3

      It's a reflection of the positions the Dems have been taking for decades. The mere presence of Cheney is irrelevant.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 2 месяца назад

      Great opening line for a story, too.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад +1

      I equate it with a very poorly constructed house. When you notice small things (the doors don’t match the door frames hence they get stuck all the time, they forgot to put the tile all the way around the bathroom floor, stuff like this) you can ONLY assume the big things were also shoddily done as well.

  • @bakabaka98573
    @bakabaka98573 2 месяца назад +96

    I hope Presinald Trunt, the Twice-Elected can keep just one of his campaign promises and that is that none of us will have to vote anymore.

  • @Hsereal
    @Hsereal 2 месяца назад +89

    Here's the thing; Gaza may not be a big deal for the average voter, but for a _politically active_ voter, it's much more important. And you need those people, because they're the ones who canvas, phone-bank, and bring out the low-engagement voters.

    • @Account.for.Comment
      @Account.for.Comment 2 месяца назад +9

      And for the under-30 votes as well. They can keep gifting money and weapons to that country, but trying to weasel out of every promises to the youth. They are the ones likely to use TikTok and see the criminals bragging about the crimes, and see their candidates defend those criminals every chance they got.

    • @chicomojo
      @chicomojo 2 месяца назад +9

      I haven't seen the actual breakdowns yet regarding voting demographics, but Harris ended up losing by a razor thin margin in WI, MI and PA, meaning she was possibly one Gaza away from winning the Electoral College and losing the popular vote.

    • @burgerdaveee
      @burgerdaveee 2 месяца назад +4

      exactly, their gaza policy took away any chance they had to enthuse their young voter base

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@chicomojo God it would have been hilarious if Harris lost the popular vote but won the electoral college with exactly 270 EVs or something. Or it would be until the Trump supporters got extremely violent over it.
      Regarding demographics, the big story from this election at least so far is that Latino men went like +10 for Trump. I think he won GenZ men too.

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 2 месяца назад

      Obama won because he was a candidate that could unite the establishment and the young activist crowd. Harris aggressively didn’t want the young activist crowd

  • @5686darryl
    @5686darryl 2 месяца назад +61

    I'M SPEAKING.

  • @doctorbarber1
    @doctorbarber1 2 месяца назад +43

    The Dinar, it's coming back folks. We're doing the RV, it's happening. The two nephews, they're so big, they're going to close the border, it's going to be beautiful folks.
    e: There really needs to be a "where are they now" follow up article on Hayes Katseos or whatever her name was from the Dinar episode. The improbability of Trump losing in 2020 and then coming back and winning in 2024 has to have put her belief that Trump is God's chosen President into warp drive.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад

      @@doctorbarber1 saint Trump the patron of the Iraqi dinar

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 2 месяца назад

      @@shanemcgonnell9910 Rush Limbaugh is coming back to life, Rod is coming back to America from Hungary, my two giant nephews are doing the fusion dance. Nature is healing.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад

      @@doctorbarber1 all hail Trump! Through Trump all things are possible

  • @400islands9
    @400islands9 2 месяца назад +116

    Thanks Obama.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 месяца назад +19

      i mean, you're not wrong. A lot of this can be traced back to him bailing out the banks...

    • @NOISECOREMafiaTV
      @NOISECOREMafiaTV 2 месяца назад +6

      Thanks Reagan

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 2 месяца назад +6

      The Obungler Strikes Again

    • @Some_Average_Joe
      @Some_Average_Joe 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ince55antI mean, that speech he gave right before the election probably cost them a few states too

    • @RittenhousesRifle
      @RittenhousesRifle 2 месяца назад +15

      I get that this was a joke. But Obama not prosecuting the billionaires responsible for the 2008 financial crisis made a lot of people HATE Obama.

  • @Badtown1988
    @Badtown1988 2 месяца назад +97

    It’s okay to hate the Democrats AND be devastated. Kamala is a ghoul but I know my disabled son and the clients I serve as a social worker are worse off now than if she had won. I’m angry at the Democrats for continuing to cater to big business and the imaginary moderate voters, I’m angry at MAGA for taking us all on this ride to hell, and I’m also angry at leftists who are gloating. This is a really sad time. I’d love to gloat to my mom who voted for Hillary in 2016 that if we had all come together to back Bernie, none of this would have happened. But I’m too sad to gloat. It just really really sucks.

    • @wednesdaylarocha2114
      @wednesdaylarocha2114 2 месяца назад +19

      completely agree

    • @GlassofAIDS
      @GlassofAIDS 2 месяца назад +8

      Exactly how I feel

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 месяца назад

      People keep saying this. Joey is still el jefe. Probably nothing happens for you until year 2 when they have dismantled various service programs. Immigrants right away will probably want to be ready. Trans people will honestly not have much change as much of a buggaboo as they were. They will keep getting harassed and fired like before and maybe that will extend more to those in government I guess. Prisoners will have it worse I guess.
      Honestly the rhetoric is very similar to Republicans during Obama 2. What really changed? President just isn't that important. The issue is people keep voting for awful senators and gerrymandering has completely effed the House.

    • @meegz149
      @meegz149 2 месяца назад +2

      @Badtown1988 " I’m also angry at leftists who are gloating." the democratic leadership hates us. I take great joy in their impotent rage. I used to think conservatives were just plain not smart, but seeing how even the smartest David Pakman fan is on his subreddit, seeing them arguing the same way. It's clear it's all fear, anger, and resentment.

    • @vandal-ki3di
      @vandal-ki3di 2 месяца назад +3

      Either we start a new party or we just are gonna keep sitting out lol

  • @trapadvisor
    @trapadvisor 2 месяца назад +25

    The dale Earnhardt bit is now more prescient than ever

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 2 месяца назад +70

    The idea that Democrats actually wanted to win...
    The Cheney stuff was the dead giveaway.

    • @anyoneattheendoftime4932
      @anyoneattheendoftime4932 2 месяца назад +18

      The Producers but with a real Hitler.

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 2 месяца назад

      @joshuamarx8209 at one point, I was awaiting breathlessly for them to announce the endorsement of Sir Williams Wiley Gull.

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 2 месяца назад

      Maybe the policies matter a little bit more than some meme from 9/11. The policies are not what the average voter wanted, and those who even know what a policy is let that be known this election when they didn't show up to the polls.

    • @gking407
      @gking407 2 месяца назад +2

      @@joshuamarx8209 right? if they wanted to win they would have moved forward on issues such as worker unions, student debt, reproductive health protection, and help Ukraine. All they did was eat hot chip and lie!

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 2 месяца назад +44

    Legit the only post-election analysis I gaf about

    • @gking407
      @gking407 2 месяца назад

      @@cyberspace667 ok Karen

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore 2 месяца назад

      Eh, the Trillbillies podcast episode is pretty funny too.

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 2 месяца назад

      @@cyberspace667 Hasan is doing good stuff

  • @Kaydin66
    @Kaydin66 2 месяца назад +35

    i normally hate biedermans gamer references
    but "clipping through the skybox" really got me

    • @edschell9411
      @edschell9411 2 месяца назад +1

      is skybox from a game or was that bc she was at a stadium?

    • @ConnieFWill
      @ConnieFWill 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@edschell9411 a skybox is an area outside of a game's playable bounds that contains textures and objects that get projected onto the background of the playable area to give the illusion of being in a large outdoor environment

  • @rudeboyjohn3483
    @rudeboyjohn3483 Месяц назад +35

    There is no way that alienating and supressing your entire base is a mistake. That shit is intentional

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад

      Actually leading sucks. Much easier to just say 'well, it's not our fault. We aren't in power and can't do anything!'

    •  Месяц назад

      Not if you have Zionist agents willing to take you out.

  • @Joltrat
    @Joltrat 2 месяца назад +42

    there is a freaking cheeto in the white house

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y 2 месяца назад +4

      Sir, this is a Wendy's...

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 2 месяца назад +5

      @@SGC90-t5y Oh shit...I just realized how exuberantly happy Jeff Tiedrich must be right now. His life has meaning again.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад +1

      He’s got the voice of a man!!

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y 2 месяца назад +1

      @@feydrautha012 you seem triggered

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y 2 месяца назад +1

      @@feydrautha012 imagine liberals would just adopt a pro human rights approach then all this wouldn't happen.
      Just a thought.

  • @twochordcool
    @twochordcool 2 месяца назад +63

    WE FUCKING NEED MATT FOR THIS

    • @5508Vanderdekken
      @5508Vanderdekken 2 месяца назад +5

      Really? Would he say anything different from what he said then? Or post 2020?

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 2 месяца назад +24

      There's a dang CHEETO in the white house!

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 Месяц назад

      His "poem" from the election eve live show is the closest we're getting to a proper analysis from him for a while.

  • @shanemcgonnell9910
    @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад +42

    I blame that streamer destiny. He didn’t OWN enough people in DEBATES

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 2 месяца назад +27

    "I may not be Bryan Singer, but I was assigned a husband on David Geffen's yacht"

    • @laughingoctopus6550
      @laughingoctopus6550 2 месяца назад +6

      Bryan Singer wound up marrying a woman, which is nuts. Like, sexually harrassed all those guys just to switch teams

  • @ZRuns94
    @ZRuns94 2 месяца назад +26

    I like episodes where Chris has a more active speaking role. Dude is clearly smart and well-informed.

    • @Babytruck123
      @Babytruck123 2 месяца назад +4

      He (somewhat) fills the Matt-sized hole of genuine political analysis that’s been missing. Whilst he doesn’t have the autistic rage prescience of Matt, it was cathartic

  • @Rhahdhdn
    @Rhahdhdn 2 месяца назад +24

    We did it Joe!

  • @matt5721
    @matt5721 2 месяца назад +38

    Dnc ran a shit campaign and deserved to lose. Until we can have a conversation about how we haven't had a legitimate primary since 2008, this party is fucked

    • @howwitty
      @howwitty 2 месяца назад +1

      How could the DNC ever have an honest to God, legitimate primary? There's no nationwide coalition. They don't have a coherent strategy other than "Midwestern white sports guy".

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 2 месяца назад +1

      True. But that's by design.

    • @gking407
      @gking407 2 месяца назад

      @@matt5721 stop pretending to care what Democrats do and get on with the revolution comrade

  • @adriandavies8097
    @adriandavies8097 2 месяца назад +18

    Welcome back Mr Chapo, I see we are once more met betwixt the same path

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 2 месяца назад +39

    Honestly, I'm out. I'm done. I've had enough. And I won't have another 4 years stolen from me. I'm not doing this anymore.
    I'm not going to follow anything, no news, no commentators, no podcasts, no memes, nothing. We live in a fash age, and things are going to get so dire, I honestly don't know why we're not taking drastic action. We know where this will go, and we just carry on like normal, well, I can't.
    The dems talk of a peaceful transition of power like, I'm sorry, you call T a threat to democracy and a fash and all that, but you're willing to let him in?! AGAIN?! I just... I can't.
    Honestly I refuse to endure some WW3 thing, I'm just gonna KMS, like, I'm not gonna be a pawn.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 2 месяца назад +25

      Hey pal, I've been feeling this too lately, and I just want you to know, I hope you're going to be okay. There's lots of us where you're at right now. I hope you can find what you need and be okay.

    • @GabeHorn1
      @GabeHorn1 2 месяца назад +9

      Grow up you sad idiot. So gaza didn't matter?

    • @sponkmcdonk3898
      @sponkmcdonk3898 2 месяца назад +7

      Yet you’re here. You’re sure you’re done?

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 месяца назад +21

      just grill dude.
      get that bbq out and go feed some homeless people, or bond with your community. not even as political action, its just good for the soul

    • @commenter381
      @commenter381 2 месяца назад +4

      Love yourself and love everyone around you

  • @gavin7772
    @gavin7772 2 месяца назад +31

    I’d like to think after the victory Trump went to a McDonald’s and got 2 Big Mac meals and just set up the other one across from in honor of shinzo

    • @meegz149
      @meegz149 2 месяца назад +4

      @gavin7772 "working" at mcdonalds for a day was not work for him. It was like a 4 year old going to Disney World for the first time.

    • @RumHam5570
      @RumHam5570 2 месяца назад +1

      They should set up a 7-up bottle monument for Shinzo Abe. They can drop a single mentos (mentoid?) into the bottle every year in remembrance.

    • @blackdog9698919
      @blackdog9698919 2 месяца назад +2

      That's beautiful, gavin7772. RIP Shinzo-san. I hate you, but Donald Trump will always remember that he had a cool samurai friend.

  • @OffsidesWithTerryBranham
    @OffsidesWithTerryBranham 2 месяца назад +31

    We told em Bernie or Bust boys

    • @Watchout5
      @Watchout5 2 месяца назад +9

      They targeted gamers. GAMERS.

    • @OffsidesWithTerryBranham
      @OffsidesWithTerryBranham 2 месяца назад +6

      @Watchout5 Pokemon Go To The Polls

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler Месяц назад +3

      @@OffsidesWithTerryBranham bustin’ makes me feel good

  • @PantheraUncia13
    @PantheraUncia13 2 месяца назад +56

    we coulda had Bernie

    • @gking407
      @gking407 2 месяца назад

      @@PantheraUncia13 nah that requires actually voting

  • @Grundlesweat
    @Grundlesweat 2 месяца назад +25

    My name is Matt...Christmas...and I love TO DO rants

  • @LulaTheStampede
    @LulaTheStampede 2 месяца назад +26

    the dems didn't win at the battlebox

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 месяца назад +2

      The 2nd to last episode of Evangelion but it's Kamala as Shinji and Biden as the blonde angel kid.
      Hey do you think Matt's brain damage will let him finally enjoy cartoons like Felix?

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 2 месяца назад +1

      @@LulaTheStampede they gotta run Tombstone next time.

    • @ShoeSnatchinWilly
      @ShoeSnatchinWilly 2 месяца назад +2

      They forgot to deploy the little battle fella

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 2 месяца назад +29

    I for sure would like to hear Matt Christman now. Hope he's doing well.

  • @Czeckie
    @Czeckie Месяц назад +30

    i love this schizophrenic comment section lol

  • @deborahlagunitas
    @deborahlagunitas 2 месяца назад +19

    i love this, thank you. You guys helped me in 2016 post-election and again now. Kudos.

    • @anb9999
      @anb9999 2 месяца назад +1

      Go read theory

  • @mattryan1999
    @mattryan1999 Месяц назад +16

    I dont know if yall realize this, seeing as how subtly it's alluded to in every single episode, but i think Felix may know Hasan Piker

  • @BBQAndButter
    @BBQAndButter 2 месяца назад +27

    We all know it was that fucking song. "OH MY GOD I WILL VOTE..."

    • @doctorbarber1
      @doctorbarber1 2 месяца назад +8

      OH MY GOD I WILL VO-door gets kicked in as ICE agents raid the recording studio looking for undocumented immigrants.

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples 2 месяца назад +2

      The number of people that heard that thick Latin accent and took it as unadulterated proof that undocumented _illegals_ were _illegally_ voting is greater than zero

    • @iPig
      @iPig 2 месяца назад +1

      CatTime

    • @Alias_Fakename
      @Alias_Fakename 2 месяца назад

      The song came out four years ago though, why didn't it work in 2020?

    • @iPig
      @iPig 2 месяца назад

      @@Alias_Fakename Because a CERTIAN twitch streamer didn't platform it in 2020. (jk)

  • @FreeEduardGrigoriann
    @FreeEduardGrigoriann 2 месяца назад +12

    Was waiting for this

  • @wonderfulfebruary
    @wonderfulfebruary Месяц назад +16

    Anthony Soprano has no respect for this thing. He's never been in the can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own uncle to grab the big seat. His father's. BROTHER.

  • @vincentbatten4686
    @vincentbatten4686 Месяц назад +21

    That Kamala speech was hilarious after they had the police and secret service move out labor groups outside of the state house grounds along with Palestinian Protesters for her speech in Columbia.

  • @endoplasmicreticulum8777
    @endoplasmicreticulum8777 2 месяца назад +30

    God, Felix is so funny.

  • @robbB39
    @robbB39 2 месяца назад +18

    At 17:30 I have been saying this since 2012. We need to get rid of the party . They won’t do anything to hurt their donors. Now party of Joy? wtf ? Joy because my living expenses doubled, I have spent $4k on medical expenses this year before my insurance pays anything? Everyone grows poorer and works more? F these people

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm3283 2 месяца назад +20

    I am glad Will is honest about Trump being a dominant political figure. I hate his politics but he rolled over the GOP primary candidates in 2016 and remade the image of the GOP to be Trump. Mostly here to listen to some lefties say "I told you so" though. I thought it would be like a coin flip not a trouncing.

    • @boskor777
      @boskor777 2 месяца назад +6

      If you look at the actual votes and not electoral votes, it was a coin flip. Red states went Trump, blue states went Harris, and the 7 swing states were basically 50/50. Getting 51% of the vote when your opponent gets 47% is not a trouncing. There was no radical shift in the electorate. If lots of people vote, democrats win, if not, the Republicans win, just like everyone has been saying for decades.

    • @weejockpoopongmcplop
      @weejockpoopongmcplop 2 месяца назад

      @@boskor777 Isn't it on track to be the 2nd highest turnout election ever?

    • @2intheampm512
      @2intheampm512 2 месяца назад

      ​@@boskor777While that's true, the shifts in blue states were insane. NJ went +16 Biden in 2020, it went +5 Harris. New York and Illinois were closer than Texas and Florida

  • @Virtuoso191
    @Virtuoso191 2 месяца назад +16

    The curse of the Bernbino compells you.

    • @shanemcgonnell9910
      @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад +5

      I just made this joke above lol you beat me to it

  • @valentinavargas6217
    @valentinavargas6217 2 месяца назад +21

    im gay for my slimes

  • @evanevans5428
    @evanevans5428 2 месяца назад +42

    Then Biden comes out after the election and says the " we need to turn the temperature down" thing. Ain't nobody asked you a DAMMN thing bro😂

    • @AoE2Replays
      @AoE2Replays 2 месяца назад +6

      Sam Jackson voice

    • @evanevans5428
      @evanevans5428 2 месяца назад +4

      @AoE2Replays chefs kiss. Yes lol

    • @Jebediah1999
      @Jebediah1999 2 месяца назад +5

      We needs to turn the temps down from a fck wit who has spent a year helping Chef Bibi cook Gaza.

    • @evanevans5428
      @evanevans5428 2 месяца назад +2

      @Jebediah1999 it's a parking lot now 😞

  • @CoadyShay
    @CoadyShay 2 месяца назад +15

    Bravo, Felix.

  • @domcamella9408
    @domcamella9408 Месяц назад +7

    this is one of the best ever episodes. always good when Chris Wade is on the whole time too

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 2 месяца назад +41

    *”You will miss the liberal world order when it’s gone.”* No, I won’t. I absolutely will not miss it when it’s gone.

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 2 месяца назад +5

      even the premise is utter b.s., it's been gone since at least 2003

    • @everythingisterrible8862
      @everythingisterrible8862 Месяц назад +2

      hahaha
      .... ah.
      You will when you're living inside a 3'x4' elon cube.
      Ya normies really don't believe in the possibility of a I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream scenario~

    • @casparleeb5897
      @casparleeb5897 Месяц назад +6

      @@everythingisterrible8862 Cube-living is already a reality for downwardly mobile people in major cities across the Western world. That IS the liberal world order, not its replacement. And yeah, I don't believe in the possibility of a horror sci-fi scenario involving Skynet-led nanobots taking over virtually all physical matter on the globe and playing torture games with a handful of survivors as a possibility that influences how I vote. You'd have to be severely autistic or 11 year olds to do so.

  • @joefrancis759
    @joefrancis759 2 месяца назад +19

    Brunch is joever

  • @zenleeparadise
    @zenleeparadise 2 месяца назад +7

    Chapo Trap House made me cry there at the end.

  • @Allisonwonderland99
    @Allisonwonderland99 2 месяца назад +17

    Felix with an absolute heater right out the gate

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 Месяц назад +14

    Time to see if the Brotherhood Of Steel is recruiting. Rather be sided with the techno-knights than Enclave. Also have an allergic reaction to Jet, so no raider clan will take me. The Wasteland is gonna be LIT!

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 2 месяца назад +22

    I'm just glad Matt Christman is back. Hope you bring Derick Varn on podcast who also predicted Trump win

    • @ayeball2
      @ayeball2 2 месяца назад +1

      Good good no

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 2 месяца назад +2

      being good at guessing doesnt mean anything

    • @princejellyfish3945
      @princejellyfish3945 2 месяца назад

      @@ince55ant lol especially when it's a 50/50 guess

  • @AwesomeJerkface
    @AwesomeJerkface 2 месяца назад +11

    I joked that Trump would put a microphone in RFK’s just because he’s got a funny voice. I can’t believe it came true.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 2 месяца назад +29

    In hindsight, Bernie 100% should have started his own party after 2016. Even if it wasn’t possible to actually win you might have been able to use it to force real concessions from the Dems. I dunno if it would have worked, but we wouldn’t be in a worse place than we are now. Shame he didn’t have the stones for it.

    • @johnnymatias3027
      @johnnymatias3027 2 месяца назад +4

      Hmm. Not a bad point.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 2 месяца назад +7

      Yep, the last new major political party in America was in fact the Republicans, forming over slavery, the issue that basically crippled the Whigs and made them obsolete. It was very disruptive, and part of the process was ceding elections to the Democrats more or less, but at the end of the process something new had emerged that was willing to take action on the issue. At least the losses would have been *for* something.

    • @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm
      @MatheusFernandes-xf4zm 2 месяца назад +1

      The American electoral system is planned to have two parties, the Democrats and Republics have the same genealogical origin.

    • @nickyman5557
      @nickyman5557 2 месяца назад

      Bernie is a liberal, he will never form his own party

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 Месяц назад

      Bernie was never going to abandon the Democrats but we absolutely do need a left-wing third party to pressure Dems from the left, and crucially from *outside* the Democratic Party. The DSA's entryist, "inside-outside", or "dirty break" approach and orientation to the left wing of the Democrats over the past decade has proven to be a massive, if not complete failure, in the worst case delivering us backstabbers like AOC and in the best case giving us easily ignored voices of dissent like Omar and Tlaib. We need an entire party's worth of Dan Osborns and Kshama Sawants and Howie Hawkinses capable of forming a sufficiently coherent and principled coalition to unite on the issue of liberating workers from capitalism to make the Democrats obsolete, the way Lincoln's GOP obsoleted the Whigs via their hardline position on the question of abolishing chattel slavery.

  • @corydelacruz1547
    @corydelacruz1547 Месяц назад +11

    Somebody get Matt on the phone to make sense of all this!

  • @rawbebaba
    @rawbebaba 2 месяца назад +14

    1:04:40 No, it's even fucking worse man. That is the median age of FIRST TIME HOME BUYERS.

    • @fredfredburger9404
      @fredfredburger9404 2 месяца назад +2

      idk where you're getting that from, but a google shows that the median age of first time home buyers is 38, still bleak but like come on

  • @evs6327
    @evs6327 2 месяца назад +12

    me and my roommate have been waiting for this episode like ppl were waiting on the radio in world war 2

  • @Watchout5
    @Watchout5 2 месяца назад +9

    There will never be a better episode. The last 15 minutes I could not stop laughing. We need this cope. Because it's hard truths. With trolling peppered in. Magnificent.

  • @Ajani413
    @Ajani413 2 месяца назад +14

    Guys, i know this is gonna sound super cheesy, but thanks for those encouraging words in the closing. I needed some good perspective to help me try to keep fighting and not just end it.
    I will keep making them snuff out that flame

  • @awdgaray
    @awdgaray 2 месяца назад +25

    Gaza was absolutely a decideing factor considering swing states were razor thin where the Muslim populations are pretty sizeable.

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@knives7_7 I must know a lot of nobodies

    • @FiveTiger
      @FiveTiger 2 месяца назад +3

      @@knives7_7 The people whose families are getting double tapped are

    • @lucasmurphy740
      @lucasmurphy740 2 месяца назад +5

      I think it’s not necessarily a deciding factor but its definitely a signal that she’s an inhuman lizard person just like the last and people are tired of another uncaring monster being their only choice

    • @RumHam5570
      @RumHam5570 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s one example of many where democrats lost the confidence of constituencies across the country.

    • @freealter
      @freealter 2 месяца назад

      Gaza was a deciding factor in that it indicated every other factor was secondary. Most Americans however failed to notice that this entire election was downstream of Trump and the hierarchy of extermination.

  • @Juniper122
    @Juniper122 2 месяца назад +10

    That Dale Earnhardt bit! I’m dead. But it’s supposed to go David Carradine and Johnny Knoxville and then Dale Earnhardt.! Either way she crashed into the fucking wall

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 Месяц назад +19

    Lol someone was just yesterday posting on r/JonStewart blaming him for the loss and saying Biden should have ran instead

    • @tstehler1
      @tstehler1 Месяц назад +1

      I wish I was surprised by this comment, but I also genuinely wonder if Biden would have done better

    • @Poopmannn
      @Poopmannn Месяц назад +4

      ​@@tstehler1doubt it, his polling was abysmal before dropped out. Brain just got too bad

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR Месяц назад

      They swapped in Harris too soon. The less people see and hear from her, the better her chances would have been.

    • @Poopmannn
      @Poopmannn Месяц назад +1

      @@RipTheJackR my instinct was they did it too late but damn you might actually be right about that. Her polling was way better before she sat down for an interview lol

    • @tonywords6713
      @tonywords6713 15 дней назад

      Kamala did okay with the early momentum, they fully planned on running Biden until the assassination attempt. people say it was the debate but it wasnt, "he just had a bad night, he's sharper than ever!!".
      Then she swerved directly into ditch after ditch listening to the brilliant people who brought us the Hilary campaign and doing everything in her power to stomp on the faces of people like the ones in Dearborn Michigan (nobody to blame for that but herself)

  • @loner419
    @loner419 Месяц назад +10

    I'm glad I never put anything into retirement. I'd always had the feeling benefits for the olds would be taken away just as all the boomers start dying and here we are.

  • @greghmn
    @greghmn Месяц назад +7

    28:27 this isn't quite true - HW obliterated Dukakis 53.4 to 45.6 in the '88 popular vote - but the point is taken regardless.

  • @gaikokugo1
    @gaikokugo1 2 месяца назад +15

    This is the end of the Obama era.

  • @murs2023
    @murs2023 2 месяца назад +9

    felix was on fire this episode

  • @kensurrency2564
    @kensurrency2564 Месяц назад +14

    The Empire is a managed stage show.
    You’re arguing over performative reality.
    Meanwhile, the average human still suffers.

  • @shanemcgonnell9910
    @shanemcgonnell9910 2 месяца назад +22

    Now that Trump is back in the White House I’m hoping we get: Russiagate 2.0 even more boring, A Michael Avenatti type lawyer side character comes out of nowhere this time he’s even more slimier, and daily “news” drops about how Trump is like scratching his butt on the Oval Office rug like a dog

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 2 месяца назад

      @shanemcgonnell9910 what we won't be getting is stories of Trump splitting a late lunch of bear cub tartar with RFK JR.

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 Месяц назад

      Only now just realizing how much the CNN and MSNBC executives must have been creaming themselves this past week over the prospect of tens of millions of additional terrified people tuning in to their monotonous bullshit almost-non-stories involving Trump for another four years.

  • @oDDable
    @oDDable 2 месяца назад +6

    A banger

  • @MrGrass97
    @MrGrass97 2 месяца назад +8

    “The walls are closing in.”

    • @Watchout5
      @Watchout5 2 месяца назад

      Knees weak. Mom's spaghetti

    • @kevingriener7441
      @kevingriener7441 2 месяца назад +3

      It's the beginning of the end.

  • @nathangill8404
    @nathangill8404 Месяц назад +10

    Those damn emails! ✉️

  • @blakeudell
    @blakeudell Месяц назад +11

    BIG BOY JB PRITZKER IS THE FUTURE

    • @MxArgent
      @MxArgent Месяц назад

      If you gave Pritzker the personality and mannerisms of Connor O'malley or Alan Reznick to make his vibes as weird, you'd have a pretty good candidate for a Bizarro-Trump

  • @Coffeemancer
    @Coffeemancer Месяц назад +7

    Who's got the "He Will Not Divide Us" flag these days?

  • @lachlank.8270
    @lachlank.8270 2 месяца назад +8

    I thought he would win for sure because of the assassins but not win this much

  • @b.b.6673
    @b.b.6673 2 месяца назад +19

    Diddy will get a pardon

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 Месяц назад

      I can see the Eric Adams pardon happening but a pardon for somebody universally understood to be a Hollywood Pedophile would be a colossal mistake for Trump, it would shatter the already fragmented Q movement into tiny pieces.

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Месяц назад

      hell yeah, dude

  • @BushyHairedStranger
    @BushyHairedStranger Месяц назад +15

    Dracula 2028

  • @xentakis
    @xentakis 2 месяца назад +10

    Shawn Fain 2028

  • @ohma3305
    @ohma3305 Месяц назад +7

    Kamala talks like Yap Dollar lmaoo

  • @blackdog9698919
    @blackdog9698919 2 месяца назад +20

    I listened to Pod Save America and I stopped being gay. (Because at least one of the Pod Johns is gay, and it makes being gay really unappealing, sorry to say.) But then I listened to Seeking Derangements and I'm gay again, so it's all good.

  • @moebrains5893
    @moebrains5893 Месяц назад +7

    I read the Yglesias complaints about leaving "wokeness" out of a presidential campaign as "we need to run a straight cis white male next time"

    • @wingdingdmetrius8025
      @wingdingdmetrius8025 Месяц назад +4

      basically. rather than any material conclusions, the analysis is that america is to racist & misogynist for a kamala presidency.

    • @brycejones4821
      @brycejones4821 Месяц назад

      A normal white guy

  • @phantomjoker5
    @phantomjoker5 Месяц назад +6

    popcorn time

  • @fancykarlmarx
    @fancykarlmarx Месяц назад +9

    Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee

    • @Yankee_Smoker1917
      @Yankee_Smoker1917 Месяц назад +7

      "Huuh huuh that falafel looks like a big ol hush puppy huuh huuh"

    • @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
      @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 Месяц назад +5

      : Why am I reading that like how I read the phrase "Washed-up psycho Bette Midler"?

    • @mrsoshadabaadman
      @mrsoshadabaadman Месяц назад +1

      ​@@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603A classic 😂

  • @shoDOHC
    @shoDOHC 2 месяца назад +4

    My ballot? Tossed in the garbage

  • @nickyman5557
    @nickyman5557 2 месяца назад +13

    Just imagine how badly Biden would have done…

    • @Moodooloo
      @Moodooloo 2 месяца назад +5

      They probably would've performed about the same, they're both intractable and insincere. Totally out of touch with constituents.

    • @nickyman5557
      @nickyman5557 2 месяца назад +6

      @ yes but Joe Biden is literally half a vegetable

    • @MrOBJECTIVEOBSERVER
      @MrOBJECTIVEOBSERVER 2 месяца назад +5

      @@nickyman5557 that puts him at like Kamalas baseline

    • @glass_knuckles
      @glass_knuckles 2 месяца назад +7

      he would have performed almost the same as kamala but additionally lost new mexico and virginia

    • @exercisethemind
      @exercisethemind 2 месяца назад

      Biden was amazing. Far more intelligent than he seems. He knew what he was doing. And I love him for it. Trump might just do something great. We will see. 😏

  • @laurapringleswilder
    @laurapringleswilder 2 месяца назад +10

    "Half hazard", Felix? Really?

    • @PoolNoodleGundam
      @PoolNoodleGundam 2 месяца назад +1

      I swear to god he's doing it on purpose to make me, personally, have a stroke

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 2 месяца назад +6

    Reaping, sowing, etc

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown Месяц назад +4

    59:08 But their hired mercenaries (police), mostly also cowards, are armed and emboldened. 💔

  • @iPig
    @iPig 2 месяца назад +9

    How many people heard "trans national gangs" and just heard "TRANS," because I have heard several people, both in the news and people I know personally, say she talked about trans issues too much and that's why she lost... HUH?

  • @nihluxler1890
    @nihluxler1890 2 месяца назад +22

    We would be in such a better place if Biden had lost in 2020. The situation would be about the same in regard to Gaza, but everything would be on someone the democrats don’t have to systematically run cover by fear of Trump coming back, and Biden would be humiliated and go die somewhere else. 2020 really was that dark alternative reality where literally the worst possible thing happen

    • @Luminousreign
      @Luminousreign 2 месяца назад +3

      It wouldnt have made any difference. The democrats would have just gone right 4 years earlier. You think they are running cover, but it is just condescension. They are narcissistic ideologues who think they are in the right.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 2 месяца назад

      Many people at the time said the best outcome for the left was for Biden to lose because then we'd have another shot at the presidency in four years with a hopefully stronger candidate after 4 years where Trump would have likely massively alienated almost every voter in the country outside his base.

  • @blahblahblah9844
    @blahblahblah9844 2 месяца назад +3

    01:15:25 on is ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

  • @MIForrestguy
    @MIForrestguy 2 месяца назад +3

    As an independent Michigan voter how can I monetize on the billions spent on non-stop advertisement? I am willing to play as Leon's puppet next time around.

  • @forresth.6690
    @forresth.6690 2 месяца назад +5

    s/bungled it away/destroyed it deliberately