2 Cities, 1 Cup | Chapo Trap House | Episode 306 FULL

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 141

  • @RaulHernandez-li8po
    @RaulHernandez-li8po 4 года назад +23

    Always slappin Chapo when I'm baked like a cake.

  • @ugeofaltron5003
    @ugeofaltron5003 4 года назад +32

    I'd like to point out that the Sumerians (and even ancient Africans) treated their slaves way better than the US did....nearly 8000 years before them.

    • @Confucius_76
      @Confucius_76 4 года назад

      In what way did they treat their slaves better?

    • @brandonborgerding182
      @brandonborgerding182 2 года назад

      @@Confucius_76 I mean for one they were allowed to write lmao

    • @Confucius_76
      @Confucius_76 2 года назад

      @@brandonborgerding182 some American slave owners taught their slaves to read and write

  • @librarygary1618
    @librarygary1618 4 года назад +57

    The mooslamic moon god

    • @the_cosine4353
      @the_cosine4353 4 года назад +13

      and they're bringing out their most ruthless warriors, THE SHIA!

    • @ToruKun1
      @ToruKun1 4 года назад +6

      @@the_cosine4353 They're like, the Super Saiyan Muslims

    • @DapperDill
      @DapperDill 3 года назад +4

      “Moonslamic” You dare dishonor the Moon Prophet.

  • @PariahEarth
    @PariahEarth 4 года назад +26

    One of the greatest Chapos that ever Trapped a House

    • @knicknack75
      @knicknack75 4 года назад +5

      They truly were... A Chapo Trap House

    • @hugoshlim
      @hugoshlim 3 года назад +6

      so you sayin we some kinda chapo trap house?

  • @joshhill2215
    @joshhill2215 4 года назад +20

    I think "god shaped hole" is an Its Always Sunny bit

  • @KitchenJames
    @KitchenJames 4 года назад +25

    "it's like dostoyevsky said 'all families are different'" killed me

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 3 года назад +4

      Hey sorry I'm an illiterate dipshit who never read the Russian classics when he was assigned them in high school, can you explain what the deal with that line is?

    • @hugoshlim
      @hugoshlim 3 года назад +10

      @@ZlatkoTheGod it's a joke on how Steve Bannon keeps messing up historical quotes.
      the original quote is from Tolstoy and is as follows;
      "All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own" way.

  • @the_cosine4353
    @the_cosine4353 4 года назад +12

    easily one of my favourite episodes

  • @jakeferrera6940
    @jakeferrera6940 3 года назад +11

    Oh god Ben please, I can only hit the bong so fast

  • @RB-jl8gj
    @RB-jl8gj 4 года назад +22

    This is the best podcast I've ever heard. Vive le Communisme !

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 3 года назад +6

    "That was quite a lockean dump I took." 😆😆

  • @Cruizinelli12
    @Cruizinelli12 4 года назад +27

    “They’re mean to me on college campuses mommy!!!!” -Matt C. imitating Benny boy “my wife is a doctor” shitpiro

  • @comradecommissar3435
    @comradecommissar3435 4 года назад +29

    Please let Ben Shapiro be neurotic enough to listen to this

    • @quester09
      @quester09 4 года назад +6

      and please let him react poorly.

    • @aprilk141
      @aprilk141 4 года назад +2

      His name IS Been Shapino.

    • @John_Malka-tits
      @John_Malka-tits 2 года назад

      Too busy counting all this money

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 9 месяцев назад +3

    Amber was right about doing the readings in academia. Just read the summary, intro and the start and end of each paragraph. Highlight some key quotes and that’s all you need

  • @jamesperkins6720
    @jamesperkins6720 4 года назад +24

    You guys have really crossed a line here, innocent coconuts could be harmed if thrown at Shapino's head, those are living things, food sources, and show more signs of humanity than Shapino. We have invented plenty of inanimate objects designed especially for such uses, and machines to propel them harder than possible by human force alone, and by using these you would be helping the manufacturing sector. Please think carefully before making such suggestions in the future.

    • @quester09
      @quester09 4 года назад +3

      a brick is more effective anyway.

  • @limbus66
    @limbus66 4 года назад +12

    it'd be nice if you'd start putting the original release date of these older episodes in the title or description

    • @librarygary1618
      @librarygary1618 4 года назад +3

      It's in the actual placeholder graphic they use for the video, out of curiosity do you need it to be in text for audio description stuff or sorting or something?

  • @wguid
    @wguid 3 года назад +12

    susyphus lmaaoooooooo i fucking love felix

  • @aureliomanalo
    @aureliomanalo 4 года назад +21

    Frottage is rubbing; you're talking about Intercrural, femoral, or interfemoral sex: 45:15 I only know this because I thought I would get laid in my last year of college by taking a Human Sexuality course as an elective.

    • @GreenEarth20
      @GreenEarth20 2 года назад

      Sorry friend, were you able to be laid?

  • @sleepful1917
    @sleepful1917 2 года назад +5

    3:21 lmao i dont think ive ever heard amber laugh that hard

  • @herbertvaneven8029
    @herbertvaneven8029 4 года назад +12

    I love this animation!

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex 3 года назад +12

    Ben simultaneously believes free speech is good and celebrates McCarthyism.

    • @John_Malka-tits
      @John_Malka-tits 2 года назад

      You're all good with free speech until someone says something you don't like- literally what's your point?

    • @aspacelex
      @aspacelex 2 года назад +1

      ​@@John_Malka-tits It is indeed anti-free speech to be anti-free speech.

    • @aspacelex
      @aspacelex 2 года назад

      @@John_Malka-tits ???

    • @John_Malka-tits
      @John_Malka-tits 2 года назад

      @@aspacelex you made my point for me-
      Some people don't need a voice.
      Namely you.

    • @aspacelex
      @aspacelex 2 года назад

      @@John_Malka-tits Yeah so as a Bench fan you're anti-free speech.

  • @sleepful1917
    @sleepful1917 2 года назад +9

    god damn matt is on one in this one

  • @Moxiethe4th
    @Moxiethe4th 4 года назад +7

    Jefferson bible does slap

  • @sleepful1917
    @sleepful1917 2 года назад +6

    36:38 "those twin notions, those diamonds of spiritual genius" LMAO

    • @sleepful1917
      @sleepful1917 2 года назад +1

      matts reaction lmaoo too good

    • @sleepful1917
      @sleepful1917 2 года назад

      Jerusalem and Athens built science !

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 2 года назад

      @@sleepful1917 Ben Shabeepboop 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @deathmagneto-soy
      @deathmagneto-soy Год назад

      @@Virjunior01 - Ben Shitpeepoo

    • @zyxc1754
      @zyxc1754 Год назад

      ​@@deathmagneto-soy Benjamin Shepeeno

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 Год назад +3

    Love Matt struggling to turn Westphalia into Westwinia

  • @Eamonshort1
    @Eamonshort1 Год назад +3

    Fuck, Felix. " individual style humans" is going into my lexicon

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath 4 месяца назад +1

      he's kind of the king of that "X-style Y" that's a big part of his "wanna-be operator" imitation.
      "Mooslammic-style individual" was my fav

  • @quester09
    @quester09 4 года назад +12

    thanks for reading it, so we don't have to.
    o7

  • @theoldanarchist
    @theoldanarchist 2 года назад +3

    "Jerusalem, Athens, Alexandria, Vienna, London, unreal."

  • @averystrangeguy4378
    @averystrangeguy4378 3 года назад +9

    I agree with a lot of the stuff they're saying about university manufacturing difference in class, but how should people learn about things like math and physics without it? Legitimately asking

    • @David-gr1do
      @David-gr1do 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, can’t tell if they were trolling or not.

    • @philippedesruisseaux5621
      @philippedesruisseaux5621 3 года назад +9

      I think it's like the police idea, more of distribution of resources rather than destruction.

    • @johnhorton5627
      @johnhorton5627 3 года назад +3

      They are writers. Of course they think all skills can be learned without college. They don't have any skills themselves one needs to go to a college to learn, so they don't know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to most professional jobs. Bitching about the professional classes control of politics and culture is fair, but the rest of their snotty bullshit regarding college is just as childish and short-sided as other media personalities they criticize like little Ben Shapiro, just in a different direction.

    • @Extravagasm
      @Extravagasm 3 года назад +9

      @@johnhorton5627 I think the idea is that most of those "professional jobs" are just push paper bullshit that could all not exist and no one would care.
      Also, it's just jokes, take it ease

    • @aspacelex
      @aspacelex 3 года назад +2

      Uhm, have you heard of "guessing", sweaty?

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex 3 года назад +5

    I dunno why Ben pretends to like anti-discrimination laws when one of his main tasks is to protect all remaining bigotry.

    • @John_Malka-tits
      @John_Malka-tits 2 года назад

      "Anit discrimination"? That's a cynical euphemism for a handout

  • @takikat
    @takikat 4 года назад +2

    awesome video

  • @sleepful1917
    @sleepful1917 2 года назад +3

    chicagow babey got me good lmaooo

  • @joyliz3852
    @joyliz3852 2 года назад +5

    Where are these college kids even getting these coconuts?

  • @RefurbishedPrototype
    @RefurbishedPrototype 4 года назад +6

    Are you guys feeling the acid yet?

    • @yuvalsela4482
      @yuvalsela4482 4 года назад +2

      @Khaled Rapp I wish I had feelings.

  • @bartholomewesperanza3442
    @bartholomewesperanza3442 4 года назад +1

    Awesomely epic

  • @Everson33
    @Everson33 4 месяца назад +1

    Where is matt I miss him so mucchhhhh ❤

  • @chumbucket6989
    @chumbucket6989 4 года назад +2

    *bong noise*

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.6441 2 года назад +1

    "The guy who made the last jedi without any women in it".
    Freakin brilliant!😂

  • @thekevinjay
    @thekevinjay 4 года назад +2

    How you miss a whole 100 shots

  • @nilsjohann8254
    @nilsjohann8254 4 года назад +5

    "We raffined slavery -Did you?

  • @denversupermarket7484
    @denversupermarket7484 4 года назад +1

    6:30

  • @denversupermarket7484
    @denversupermarket7484 4 года назад

    40:00

  • @Lucas-pe6fg
    @Lucas-pe6fg 4 года назад +4

    Athens did create this. Jerusalem didn't create

  • @stiflingmystrife
    @stiflingmystrife 4 года назад +6

    Juedeo-Christian wasn't invented in the 1980s lol

    • @Ancienregime8090
      @Ancienregime8090 4 года назад +20

      That's not what they said. They said that that was when the term became prominent.
      "[Juedeo-Christian] rose to greater prominence during the Cold War to express opposition to communist atheism. In the 1970s the term became particularly associated with the American Christian right and is often employed in political attempts to restrict immigration and LGBT rights." - Juedeo-Christian Wikipedia

  • @DastardSilvergun
    @DastardSilvergun 4 года назад +6

    Oh Amber's voice? That's a pass ep.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 4 года назад +35

      Dude what is it with you and Amber

    • @Child_of_the_lie
      @Child_of_the_lie 4 года назад +19

      Use your words, stop being vague, what's your problem with Amber exactly?

    • @m4nl875
      @m4nl875 4 года назад +16

      Someone's definitely obsessed 😂

    • @chubbubdreamer6904
      @chubbubdreamer6904 4 года назад +5

      @@kwarra-an Does this person complain about Amber a lot?

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 4 года назад +5

      @@chubbubdreamer6904 I've seen them here and there moaning about her, yes

  • @bartholomewesperanza3442
    @bartholomewesperanza3442 4 года назад +1

    Awesome video