I always listen to this podcast on the train on my way to work and every time I try to hold myself from busting out laughing and always end up having the stupidest grin on my face the whole journey! :)
Do I answer my own questions, yes. do I do it for comedic affect, yes,. do I think it’s funny, Kinda. Am I going to continue to do it because of the ongoing bit and I Kinda enjoy it, absolutely
@@cgreeson22 Do you comment on your own comment immediately after posting your original comment instead of just editing it or simply proofreading it in the first place? Yes. Do you superficially criticize your own grammar & punctuation on your own original comment that you hadn't proofread, that you just could have edited instead of criticizing your original comment elucidating your lack of any actual intelligence or confidence in your verbal expression of the english language? Uhh... (proofreads) Yes. 😊
I had no idea that guy even existed until this episode. How was he not popular in the US when techno music was popular in that brief moment in 1997/98?
1 minute in and I’m already sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that second cash app cash card advert already because they have the best debit card and you can get 10% discounts at Whole Foods, shake shack, chipotle, Taco Bell, chick fil a, and all coffee shops around the country.
lmao he did the same thing at the show I went to. would of loved to meet him but I'm ashamed to say those shirts would of made a dent. his comedy was A1 though
The only way i'm able to survive California's 405 freeway to and from work everyday is with Congratulations. @chris d'elia unknowingly saved at leat 15 auto drivers' lives from my rage. Thanks, Chris.
25:08 I'm pretty sure that most people know the lawnmower next to the tree is a metaphor about his idea that weed was blinding him to his haters plans against him
Any Scatman John fans? Ella Fitzgerald taught him how to scat which helped him conquer a serious stutter problem. A real jazz fusion legend. His musical journey is definitely one for the books. All love!
The Rami Malek impression. The Scatman bit. This is one of the funniest episodes he’s ever put out. Also, again, the Rami Malek impression. I forgot for a second it was Chris. It was that good.
Holy shit that German scat part had me dying lmao please don’t ever change the format of this because your rants that just get OUT THERE are the absolute best
I fucking miss you so much Chris! Thousands are waiting for your return to the top, even though you're still on top in my mind! We love ya man, we will be waiting sir!
Do I listen to the podcast as soon as it comes out, yes. Do I also watch the podcast on RUclips, yes. Is it even better the second time around.... Yes.
I watch this while I get ready for work in the morning. Its hard to put on make-up while you're laughing your ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 making fun of his friend with the high ass killed me😫
Prolly shoulda done it a while back but just did it. Got on blue apron with your promo. I hate grocery shopping and Im tryin to be dentless in 2019 so thank you. Just a real baby out here keepin it real.
I'm from the mid west. I used to be a person who said "I can't even feel it anymore." But actually what I meant was "I don't really mind it anymore because I'd rather be cold than hot and it give a nice chill that is tingly and fun"
I have never laughed this hard, my chest hurts, bro that scat man bit... undoubtably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, especially when he starts talking about Germans, dead god😂😂
22:55 LOL Thats exactly the way Rami speaks!! 30: 01 Im so happy someone is finally talking about Scatman!! I used to listen this weird music in my childhood.
I saw the mail lady coming up so I set the phone in the window sill and opened the door. Before I could say hi he said "YOU'RE A FAT BITCH KING" loud as hell and her eyes got big as saucers 😂😂😂😂
I work at a restaurant and one of the cooks plays Scatman’s song all the time and the fucking “bee bop bop budda bop” gets stuck in my head. The agony.
I am from the Midwest.. Aurora IL. And it was too much for me... I moved... My sisters moved.. My mom and father moved.. We live in the south now. Do I miss Chicago .. Yes... Very very much
It was funny the whole time, but at about 30 mins and onward this episode was on fire. I laughed so hard consistently until it was over. This episode and the Crybaby U one are so godamn hilarious to me 😂
My car, my house, my bowels, my accountant, my cat, my dinner, my yeast roll, my future, my dads aunties dad, politics. Ughhhhhh my keys, the sky, blue balls.
The Scatman shit makes me laugh my ass off so much. I can't imagine how many times I've watched it.
“Imagine slitting your wrists to that song” bruh I’m dying😂
I always listen to this podcast on the train on my way to work and every time I try to hold myself from busting out laughing and always end up having the stupidest grin on my face the whole journey! :)
Not Even Wrong same for me at the gym on elliptical. Fav part of the week
Not Even Wrong I get the exact same thing everyday on the bus
Not even wrong, I do the same thing on the light rail every morning
Haha I got a couple of looks after busting out laughing at the Saw-narrator version of ear wax removal.
Hey,
LAUGH
nobody cares,
you are not famous
Do I answer my own questions, yes. do I do it for comedic affect, yes,. do I think it’s funny, Kinda. Am I going to continue to do it because of the ongoing bit and I Kinda enjoy it, absolutely
Did I use proper English and punctuation? I don’t think so
Are you biting daddy’s style? Yes. Do I think it’s funny? Kinda. Do I want you to stop immediately? Yes.
get you a man that can do both 8)
@@cgreeson22
Do you comment on your own comment immediately after posting your original comment instead of just editing it or simply proofreading it in the first place? Yes. Do you superficially criticize your own grammar & punctuation on your own original comment that you hadn't proofread, that you just could have edited instead of criticizing your original comment elucidating your lack of any actual intelligence or confidence in your verbal expression of the english language? Uhh... (proofreads) Yes.
😊
Cam x Cam you’re so cool cammy!
I'm just here for a silly goose time... and that's it.
Want a real silly goose time?
720-635-2745
@@brettlogan1421 I'm tempted......
Brett Logan Aldoit
@@turtlepowersf I bet you are.
@@gray7854 bring it.
I look forward to your podcast. It’s like a new 1 hour special every week.
Easily my favourite podcast around right now.
That’s such a GOOD impression of Rami Malek
Shalva R. oooh.. yaaaah....
Dude it really is.... And Daddy CONSISTENTLY impresses me with his impression game.
@@NickFoxer 9kk
Scatman part was the hardest I've laughed in a while
I had no idea that guy even existed until this episode. How was he not popular in the US when techno music was popular in that brief moment in 1997/98?
"Imagine slitting your wrists to this song."
I cried laughing for like 5 mins, holy fuck
Easily the line of the podcast, i nearly pissed myself laughing
We shit all over our SPOUZES
Yeah I heard that too crazy huh almost like we watched the same video
I shouldn't listen to this shit at work. I look like a psycho cry-laughing at my desk.
1 minute in and I’m already sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that second cash app cash card advert already because they have the best debit card and you can get 10% discounts at Whole Foods, shake shack, chipotle, Taco Bell, chick fil a, and all coffee shops around the country.
RIP Scatman btdubs
u true fucking baby arentya
Wait.. You said ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY?
Am from another country who doesn't have the cash app and I still watch the ads cuz am tru'baby
@@nathannash8083 fuck scatman
Rami Malek impression on point.
Chris is the only person that can make just saying “Yes” funny!! 😂😂😂
I met daddy’s opener at one of daddy’s show, he was working at the front selling merch lol y’comic or y’salesman?
DougJK seems like both no?
Y’salesman? Yes. Y’m’slave? Yes. Y’gon turn round? No.
lol 🤣
DougJK you a proper douchebag.
lmao he did the same thing at the show I went to. would of loved to meet him but I'm ashamed to say those shirts would of made a dent. his comedy was A1 though
The scatman suicide bath bit had me spitting my drink out of my nose and laughing to tears.
Thanks for doing the podcast every week Chris!
51:37 lolol his robot impression always gets me
Gold
So im 15 mins in...when u gonna tell me if direct tv showed up on Thursday???
19:45
@@ThatBoyBent the real MVP
The only way i'm able to survive California's 405 freeway to and from work everyday is with Congratulations. @chris d'elia unknowingly saved at leat 15 auto drivers' lives from my rage. Thanks, Chris.
Rami Malek impression on point had me rolling 22:10
Helga - the female German name you were looking for
Brunhilde yo
Gotta stop watching while at work. Too fucking hilarious 🤣
Saw this 30 minutes after it was released, dentless.
Dude...that slitting your wrists to the skatman bit was fucking hilarious
25:08 I'm pretty sure that most people know the lawnmower next to the tree is a metaphor about his idea that weed was blinding him to his haters plans against him
I busted out laughing at my desk at work at the German Scatman bit.
I dont understand how one person can sit and talk to himself and it's this entertaining.. Fuckin love this podcast 😂
Driving a Dodge neon right now. You could have some parts if ya want because it Wouldn't make a Dent.
Alex Rodriguez lol if you drive a dodge neon it would most definitely make a deeeent
+For Real? lol if you have a dodge neon, it most likely had a deeeeeeentttt.
No dents here
Dude that's A-Rod he made millions in his baseball career
57:37 I literally spit out my coffee 😭 “Eawwwwww!”
I had the good fortune of watching your opener get taken down. Just a bonus to an already amazing show.
Dude I died laughing at the bathtub scat man
Any Scatman John fans?
Ella Fitzgerald taught him how to scat which helped him conquer a serious stutter problem. A real jazz fusion legend. His musical journey is definitely one for the books. All love!
The Rami Malek impression. The Scatman bit. This is one of the funniest episodes he’s ever put out. Also, again, the Rami Malek impression. I forgot for a second it was Chris. It was that good.
Just saying shoot me with a bow and arrow is already hilarious.
Holy shit that German scat part had me dying lmao please don’t ever change the format of this because your rants that just get OUT THERE are the absolute best
I fucking miss you so much Chris! Thousands are waiting for your return to the top, even though you're still on top in my mind! We love ya man, we will be waiting sir!
This is honestly one of my favourite episodes
I can totally picture Chris in an alien world with aliens and he's exactly the same person.
Do I listen to the podcast as soon as it comes out, yes.
Do I also watch the podcast on RUclips, yes.
Is it even better the second time around.... Yes.
The malek impression 🤣🤣❤️ real babies go back to the start when the cult leader is riding the Rona.
This podcast absolutely did not make a dent. Love you my babies. Glad you are here to get me through the week! Much love!
Your work ethic and humor is so motivational.
Hair from a beard.... had me dying. Im glad this is just a silly goose time and thats it
“Like a dog in human form” is such a low key roast but it’s soooo good holy shit
At 57:26, I lost it at Chris's reaction to the "wet release using my mouth." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!! xD
dying in the tub to scatland lmfao!!!
Just as he said ”imagine slitting your wrists to this song” my mom walked in
This podcast is so good.
I’m way to high for this 😂😂😂
I watch this while I get ready for work in the morning. Its hard to put on make-up while you're laughing your ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 making fun of his friend with the high ass killed me😫
Chris' Robo text voice is 100% on point, its unreal lol!
"Don't just say stuff you hear."
That's how language works. 😆
be original?
@@2341melinda
Would you care to finish your sentence?
Trust me. I understood what he meant, sweetheart.
@@2341melinda
If your ass wasn't so salty, I'd be more than happy to.
"We're bettering Liiives" was a total JFK moment for D'Elia.
I went to school in the middle of Boston for 2 years and this dude nailed a Massholes accent. Loved Mass. Fuckin aahhh right!
That Rami Malek impression was pretty good. HAHAHA
Uncle scatman isnt coming, is he?
Prolly shoulda done it a while back but just did it. Got on blue apron with your promo. I hate grocery shopping and Im tryin to be dentless in 2019 so thank you. Just a real baby out here keepin it real.
Couldn't get through the dmx bit without stopping to watch "things in my jeep"
I'm from the mid west. I used to be a person who said "I can't even feel it anymore." But actually what I meant was "I don't really mind it anymore because I'd rather be cold than hot and it give a nice chill that is tingly and fun"
This was the funniest one yet. Omg I was dying on my car. S'best please please more dmx hahah
I have never laughed this hard, my chest hurts, bro that scat man bit... undoubtably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, especially when he starts talking about Germans, dead god😂😂
22:55 LOL Thats exactly the way Rami speaks!! 30: 01 Im so happy someone is finally talking about Scatman!! I used to listen this weird music in my childhood.
Apps arn't for me, but I almost downloaded the CashApp when Chris started reading a sponsored list of his favorite foods.
Chris’ ad reads are probably the best thing about the show. “Dude, I cooked blue apron like 2 weeks ago, and it was so good.” Haha S’honest
Always enjoy listening, to Congratulations.
You didn't need that comma there
That Malek impression was spot on
I saw the mail lady coming up so I set the phone in the window sill and opened the door. Before I could say hi he said "YOU'RE A FAT BITCH KING" loud as hell and her eyes got big as saucers 😂😂😂😂
Chris sounded like Joey on Pyramid when he was listing things: "Paper! Snow! A ghost!"
Did you place an ad after reading your ads? Yes. Is that a Brinx truck reversing? Yes. Aaaaaahhhh...
Omfg!!!! The mass impression! On point! On fucking point!
Favorite hour of the week is here
I work at a restaurant and one of the cooks plays Scatman’s song all the time and the fucking “bee bop bop budda bop” gets stuck in my head. The agony.
Juan Fire snickering 25:09 is the best🤣
people from eastern europe loving that music lmfao
I always look forward to listening to these
I like all babies comments cause I'm a sweet baby.
JohnnyAshtray lmao
My hoodie is supposed to come in the mail today. So so excited! 😍😍😍😍🎉🎊🎉🎊😍😍😍😍
Rami Malek impression on point ! RIP Scatman
Now, DoionlywatchthevideosforChris'sreactions?....Yyyes
Haha he cant get those sentences out fast enough. Such a character this one 😹
I live in the Midwest and you definitely don't get used to the cold.. the cold just sucks..
17:52 Pizzer, oh shit im dying hahaaha
I am from the Midwest.. Aurora IL. And it was too much for me... I moved... My sisters moved.. My mom and father moved..
We live in the south now. Do I miss Chicago .. Yes... Very very much
God I love this podcast and us babies lmfao
This episode truly is gold and has gems BEFORE he made them in the future. Inception I tell you
44:31 genuine knee slap
Chris D’elia needs to do the Jersey version of Portlandia
I loved that song as a kid too! Forgot about that one
It was funny the whole time, but at about 30 mins and onward this episode was on fire. I laughed so hard consistently until it was over. This episode and the Crybaby U one are so godamn hilarious to me 😂
Sweet Tart Tartin’
MISSED CONNECTIONS IS THE BEST SHOT EVER
Is that a Rolex? didn't even make a DENT!
OMG 🤣🤣🤣.... "I had 43 stolen bases" hahaha
I felt offended when he said that eastern europeans would like skatman, but he kinda fire
I was at the dentist getting a root canal had my head phoned in listening congratulations had to take them out after bursting out laphing
Lololol
cha Baby checkin in!! Got my S'Free'Cunsh sweatshirt on like a TRUE baby.
BABIES SHIRTS FOR YOUR LADY FOLLERS!!!!!!! PLZ THANK YOU... Got nothin but luv for ya!!
22:20 that impression 😂
juanfyrefestival , you're fabuous thanks for keeping us up to date 106 eps in!
Come on, I could listen to Chris talk all day...
My car, my house, my bowels, my accountant, my cat, my dinner, my yeast roll, my future, my dads aunties dad, politics. Ughhhhhh my keys, the sky, blue balls.
Chris D’Elia every mans homie