Out of all these re-uploads, this is the best one...hahaha...fkn Theo is insanely hilarious. "A fucking floating chair, like two seats together with chains" no one else in the world would describe a swing like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joey diaz is the funniest human being alive today in my opinion. Theo von is next. I like Tom Segura and Bert the machine Kreischer also. Ari Shaffir not at all. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are funny as hell also. Shane Gillis is good at times. Jim bruer hilarious always. Chappelle is funny too. Other then that I don't find very many other comedians funny. Joe rogan is far more funny on his podcast then his stand up is.
Theo is such an innocent spirit… and sooo funny! But I pick up every once in awhile a sense of sadness/loneliness from him. I hope he does find peace & happiness… sending love 🩷
Agree, there is a sense of sadness in him, it is fascinating to listen to thing he doesn't say..i think Joe also reads his energy, he is very gentle with him. Really hope he finds happiness
@SharHolt-x6p I'm not them but just guessing it's probably because it sounds so off the cuff and casual like one would come across as when sharing a new thought vs it being well thought-out beforehand.
Man that theo is one of a kind. Right in the middle of a conversation " contractors need to step up their game, people seeing through walls". There is no one that does it like that.
Sometimes u just dont be similar to ppl and cba wasting ur time with them when they offer no thought provoking chat.. listening to this podcast is always thought provoking sometimes hella silly or funny but its all thanks to Joe Rogan asking the right sht and prompting the right ways hes a legend for that and getting some class guests on
Did anyone else hear when they were watching the Dracula movie clip .. (32:02 ) Joe says " oh he turned into a bunch of rats " Theo says " Gang Gang" and you can hear Jamie laugh in the backround?! 😂 😂😂😂 I had just take a sip of my drink and I spit it all over my car windshield!!!! Theo is effin goated in my book!! extraordinary
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"Say someone's deceased, right? A deceased woman. & they're pregnant & you're starving ...do you think you'd go over .. & see if there's any milk in 'em?" 🤣😭 LOOL fuckin Theo, man! 😂😂 👌
this episode was by far, THE BEST episode of JRE. Theo Von is a Comedy Machine with infinite battery, you just have to turn him on and enjoy the show !
Right in the beginning "its like when you put a condom on and the other person is still on their phone." 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with this man. Theo is too much😂
“I’ll fuckin sweat on your children.” Two days in a row Theo has me dying lol I watched a different time he was here and he said “I’ll watch your whole family eat dinner…” 😂😂
Both those comments were hilarious! I just heard them too and thought they were comment-worthy too. What a legend Theo is. So much to the point where I'm guessing not even Theo understands how naturally funny is and perfect his delivery is.
@@crazyrmj2580 i don’t hate Rogan, but I’m really disappointed in him. I’ve been listening to Rogan’s podcast since 2014. I’ve listened to thousands of hours over hundreds of shows and I still listen religiously. Rogan is two people, pre covid and post covid. Before covid he had on interesting guest from all walks of life. Now he has on right wingers 90% of the time. The fact that he considers Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, the Weinsteins, and Alex Jones friends should tell you everything about him.
I just love JRs podcast. I love that he lets it just take whatever path it’s going to naturally. And I LOVE that Theo is on there. Already have belly laughs and it’s not even two minute in. ❤
People dont seem to know whats going on. The reason so many episodes seemingly got uploaded a week ago and nobody got notified isnt a glitch, or a shadowban, or anything of the kind. When Joe went to Spotify his team will have made the episodes of the podcast private, and now hes back on youtube they have been republished, so when you go to the video it says it was uploaded 7 days ago, however on his channel they are still listed in the order they were origionally uploaded. Starting to bug me seeing everyone coming up with conspiracies about youtube trying to silence the podcast so I'm gonna somment this every time I listen to one of the freshly reuploaded Podcasts. Hope I helped clear things up.
Theo: "you have such a knack for remembering things. You're so good at it" 2 minutes later, Joe asks Theo for the second time if he ever smoked cigarettes....after Theo already answered it and told him a story about smoking a ton of Newports after a girl broke up with him.
I knew a landlord in NY who when he couldn't get tenants to leave, he would wait until they were out, then pack everything up and haul it away, change the locks and leave a note "come to the office to get your stuff" and that was that. He called it "Bag and Drag"
Can they legally challenge that? I guess the amount of time for court and finding a place isn't worth it to challenge the landlord. Good trick from landlord.
Oh my! Go check out his show!! He’ll have Trump, Bernie Sanders, a school lunch lady, a carny, and a mortician all back to back and makes it so natural and feel so great!😂
When we smile like we did when we were kids, it's very good for our health. Theo does that for everyone, but i love that he does that for comedians. I mean it's cool to hear a comedian laugh like that. So easy to see they love being around him
At 44:00 😂 I can't anymore with Theo...My stomach hurts so much from laughing so hard. Just when I thought he couldn't top his last, he turns out this gem!
The reason fasting is good for you: your body converts carbs and sugar into energy. If you fast, after 2-3 days without carbs and sugar, your body will enter ketosis and will use stored fat to convert into energy instead. 5-7 day fasting is healthy and very good for weight loss. After your body enters ketosis you actually dont feel hungry, will be more alert,full of energy and youll sleep great.
@@chrisdawson3859I used to intermittent fast all the time in my early twenties and it did a great job of regulating my weight. I'm 27 now, almost 28 and have gained a few pounds since those days. I'm gonna hop back on it soon again. It's so easy to do and extremely effective!
29:55 bruh i cant breathe. I would do anything if we could somehow have these two watch movies together 33:09 tThe way Joe and Theo reacts to the scene was too much 😂 This part literally broke me while i was driving to work Him and Theo watching this movie clip together genuinely felt like I was watching a sitcom because of how organically funny they are.
“You put a condom on and the other person is still looking at their phone.” LOL
Theo & Joe are the funniest duo on planet earth.
😂😂😂😂😂
3 mins in and laughing my ass off already lmao
Man listen to the Theo von Joey Diaz podcasts. Had me at work literally screaming laughing
He caught Joe good with that
I would prob kms after that or something, walk out at least
Dude the way Theo described that damn swing took me out "its like a floating chair that 2 people sit on that's connected to chains" 😂
I can’t tell if that shit is a character or if it’s authentically him. lol
Out of all these re-uploads, this is the best one...hahaha...fkn Theo is insanely hilarious. "A fucking floating chair, like two seats together with chains" no one else in the world would describe a swing like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 belly laugh
@brandihillcom I think Theo's character is always honestly him. He's funny as heck😂
@jennSalvate this will be. a relly humungus laugh for you then!😂 🤰😂😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wish Theo was a reoccurring guest on Joe's podcast. He's truly the funniest human being ever.
Theo has his own pod cast. " This past weekend." Give it a watch! Theo is my FAVORITE!
Well he’s been on like 10 times so yeah lol
Joey diaz is the funniest human being alive today in my opinion. Theo von is next. I like Tom Segura and Bert the machine Kreischer also. Ari Shaffir not at all. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are funny as hell also. Shane Gillis is good at times. Jim bruer hilarious always. Chappelle is funny too. Other then that I don't find very many other comedians funny. Joe rogan is far more funny on his podcast then his stand up is.
@@trey934 Theo is a million times funnier than joey diaz
The shaman is above them all
As a female I love listening to Joe and his mates. I feel like a fly on the wall listening to men hanging out having fun. 🇳🇿
You are. Welcome 🇦🇺
Are you Joe or his friends lmao@@EETSTHECREATOR
@@pregerzoreo4886 yeah what a dick couldn’t even get my flag right I’m a kiwi not a Aussie.
Same here 😂
@@pregerzoreo4886yes he is 🥱🥱
"A red dot will show you exactly where that bullet will go"
"And when it turns green is that when you shoot?" 😂
Bro's a trip on point! 😂
and rogan didn't get it lol
i was gonna tye the same thing haha
This is when I realized that there truly is sexism. If a woman asked that, y'all would be in hysterics. Joe would have giggled. Change my mind.
@@SharHolt-x6p joe would have still responded respectfully and we would be in hysterics cause we were in hysterics when theo, a man, said it. Go home
Theo is such an innocent spirit… and sooo funny! But I pick up every once in awhile a sense of sadness/loneliness from him. I hope he does find peace & happiness… sending love 🩷
I agree with you. Love that guy. May peace be with you Theo.
I would befriend him if i could, i could help him a lot just by loving him ❤.
Agree, there is a sense of sadness in him, it is fascinating to listen to thing he doesn't say..i think Joe also reads his energy, he is very gentle with him. Really hope he finds happiness
Send me some too Renee! :p You a Dutchie?
"Kiwi puberty" & Cinnamon divorce". How the fu*k Theo comes up with these on the spot always kills me. True genius & national treasure.
🥇
@@PopsRMeI know it's an old post, by why do you think it's "on the fly"?
@SharHolt-x6p I'm not them but just guessing it's probably because it sounds so off the cuff and casual like one would come across as when sharing a new thought vs it being well thought-out beforehand.
I know a guy who does the same
I love Theo Von, he truly deserves happiness and peace of mind. Great to see him on the podcast!!
His point of view on fighting his depression actually helped me out. Best thing to do is just resume your life. Stop focusing on the negative
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Theo is the king of being naturally funny.
The RAT KING
Have you met WIll Sasso?
Joe is the exact opposite so it works well 👍
Man that theo is one of a kind. Right in the middle of a conversation " contractors need to step up their game, people seeing through walls". There is no one that does it like that.
the red dot turning green when its ready to shoot joke is underrated
I wonder if he was joking or really didn’t know. I had to go back to hear him say it after reading your comment though 😂
@@rolandcarrasco2717 i promise you he genuinely wanted to know the answer to that... LOL
@@Drrewsterr I figured so because of the way he said it but it did sound pretty dam funny though lmao!
@@rolandcarrasco2717 lol nah theres no way he wasnt sure about such a thing
It's not a joke but it's hella funny came from Theo
I feel like I have friends when I watch this 😂
I feel ya bro
Real
It's like taking your morning dooky and you find out it's a one wiper.heartwarming...
Sometimes u just dont be similar to ppl and cba wasting ur time with them when they offer no thought provoking chat.. listening to this podcast is always thought provoking sometimes hella silly or funny but its all thanks to Joe Rogan asking the right sht and prompting the right ways hes a legend for that and getting some class guests on
I'm over laughing along then a commercial pops up and I'm like oh. I'm actually all alone
"time doesn't feel like you can kill it anymore" - Theo Von
Timestamp?
Did anyone else hear when they were watching the Dracula movie clip .. (32:02 ) Joe says " oh he turned into a bunch of rats " Theo says " Gang Gang" and you can hear Jamie laugh in the backround?! 😂 😂😂😂 I had just take a sip of my drink and I spit it all over my car windshield!!!! Theo is effin goated in my book!! extraordinary
That part cracked me up too.
I caught that! 😂😂
Nice comment and catch.
Blood gays they call em... totally passed over Joe's head
Bro said it felt like someone was playing legends of Zelda in his lungs😭☠️ I swear he says the funniest nonsensical shit
Lol he's talking about Breath of the Wild. 😂
That's like the Jabu-Jabu level, based on his generation he probably played oot instead of botw
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@@MyNameIsNotPatrickhud😂😂iii😅i 2:51:10 kpu to do that ou
You think it’s nonsensical until you actually research it
“I burned my sister once when we were doin fireworks…and nothing like that’s gonna happen in my family again…” 😂😂
Joe casually dropping 200 episodes into my subscription
Maybe for the people who've not seen a majority of his content.
Right 😆 I'm just goin ... whaaaaaaaaaaaat
I was gonna say, a Theo von episode with only 4.6k views in 4 days is wild
I know i seen Theo Von just dropped and was like I have a new podcast to listen to with one of the best guest. I’ve already seen it.
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Think they're re-upload specifically to get the videos on Spotify onto RUclips
Theo’s so convincing with some of his people and stories. Amazing storyteller and embellisher. Joe eats it up.
Joe making 3 hour podcasts every 3 minutes is all the convincing i need to try alpha brain
Haha
Not entirely related but Alpha Brain is actually in a serious lawsuit due to their false claims about what their product does, just figured id share
@@nickphaux woah! Really? Lawsuit filed by a customer or competitor?
My brother did lmao, he was 16.
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Their is some good comedians that come on here but when joe and theo are together this is truly the best. Please get him on more!
1:12:08 "Didn't you interview Robert Kennedy Junior?"
"Yeah, his voice is getting better" 😂
He said "his voice is getting better... I was just texting with him" 😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀😂😂
🤣 THe audacity he had to keep a straight face while saying it 🤣
When Joe told him he had nice hair, I was expecting Theo to say "you too man"
When he said “ it’s like when the other person is looking at their phone while the other is still putting the condom on” 😂😂😂
Theo’s mind is a true wonder of the world….he’s absolutely hilarious 😂😂
Shiiiineee that light on me, I’ll sip and tell you my story🗣️
Theo is one of the naturally funny people ever.
I completely agree.
First time In like 4 years I’ve watched this much Joe Rogan- he’s been dropping some bangers.
What makes Theo so funny is that he's mostly being serious when he asks a question or thinking out loud! Like those are his genuine thoughts! 😂 😂 😂
You can tell Theo doesn't want to hit that cigar, but the sake of brotherhood, he will smoke it for Joe 🤙
To the point it actually looks awkward haha
Well-said.
@@Samtheman1889He probably has smoked very few of them in his life that it looks that way.
😂 it’s so cute how nervous Theo gets around Joe
theo was on fire the whole time
Bro watch theo and dil timmon latest.
he was probably on crack too
I've never seen him not on fire. He's truly a legend and naturally so funny and a comedian.
Theo is so genuine. I really hope life brings him all the good things. He's the best.
"Say someone's deceased, right? A deceased woman. & they're pregnant & you're starving ...do you think you'd go over .. & see if there's any milk in 'em?" 🤣😭
LOOL fuckin Theo, man! 😂😂
👌
If you are ever having a bad day, listen to this podcast with Theo and Joe, it doesn't get any better than this!😅😅😅
Theo is like the funny guy in high school who makes you laugh constantly till your stomach hurts, but now has a show.
I LOVE the way Theo’s brain works! 😂 He’s the best! Funny, smart, and gorgeous hair. ♥️
His hair truly is the greatest.
Theo is Joe's best guest
Theo is my best friend from the internet.
Theo is hilarious. His delivery on the most insane wacky lines are underrated.
He doesn't try be funny
Unmatched level of comedy genius
Never seen Theo so comfortable with another host
You haven’t seen him with Bobby Lee??
32:04 “Gang gang” after “they just turned into a bunch of rats” is crazy 😂
“I don’t remember that good at the moment “😂😂
You two guys and your random conversations are just right down fun and genuine.
Theo said the smelling salts felt like somebody was playing legend of Zelda in his lungs as I was playing Oot🤣
Smelling salts gave me ptsd, felt like I was gonna get a headcannon reaction from smelling some damn paprika and other spices
*song of time*
That's a classic
Recently discovered Theo. WOW! Such fresh, innocent REALNESS! Keep it up Theo. And LOVE Joe Rogan!
When they start doing the smelling salts and saying "fuck yeah" omg 🤣 had me sweating and laughing so hard.
this episode was by far, THE BEST episode of JRE. Theo Von is a Comedy Machine with infinite battery, you just have to turn him on and enjoy the show !
I love these two together, I wish they would do it more!
Right in the beginning "its like when you put a condom on and the other person is still on their phone." 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with this man. Theo is too much😂
He's too much but i can't get enough
been there before
Jamie, pull up the entire back catalog.
Lmao
these two together is the best on a podcast. love it
My guy Theo said “back then, if the person who gave you the information was an idiot, then you were an idiot” 😂😂
“You gotta ride that bag” 😂😂😂😂 hilarious
Joe and Theo are a very unique dynamic duo😂
“I’ll fuckin sweat on your children.”
Two days in a row Theo has me dying lol I watched a different time he was here and he said “I’ll watch your whole family eat dinner…” 😂😂
Both those comments were hilarious! I just heard them too and thought they were comment-worthy too. What a legend Theo is. So much to the point where I'm guessing not even Theo understands how naturally funny is and perfect his delivery is.
That Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie is amazing. One of my all-time favorites.🎉 And they are right Winona Ryder is just such a beauty
When Joe laughs at theo, it sends me
Rogan’a laugh is as fake as he is.
@@skosh6359you sound like a hater
@@crazyrmj2580 i don’t hate Rogan, but I’m really disappointed in him. I’ve been listening to Rogan’s podcast since 2014. I’ve listened to thousands of hours over hundreds of shows and I still listen religiously. Rogan is two people, pre covid and post covid. Before covid he had on interesting guest from all walks of life. Now he has on right wingers 90% of the time. The fact that he considers Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, the Weinsteins, and Alex Jones friends should tell you everything about him.
@skosh6359 it sure does - it tells me that he has his head screwed on 🤷♀️
@@skosh6359it made him aware of a few things he wasn’t previously
Joe loves his shows & movies 😂 Theos just like “oh really… wow”
I pass the time on long drives by listening to this podcast. It always makes me laugh out loud like an idiot 😅
That's when you know the material and video is truly hilarious.
I just love JRs podcast. I love that he lets it just take whatever path it’s going to naturally. And I LOVE that Theo is on there. Already have belly laughs and it’s not even two minute in. ❤
People dont seem to know whats going on. The reason so many episodes seemingly got uploaded a week ago and nobody got notified isnt a glitch, or a shadowban, or anything of the kind. When Joe went to Spotify his team will have made the episodes of the podcast private, and now hes back on youtube they have been republished, so when you go to the video it says it was uploaded 7 days ago, however on his channel they are still listed in the order they were origionally uploaded.
Starting to bug me seeing everyone coming up with conspiracies about youtube trying to silence the podcast so I'm gonna somment this every time I listen to one of the freshly reuploaded Podcasts. Hope I helped clear things up.
Thx for explaining for those that dont know
I thought it was pretty self explanatory. Especially since full episodes of his podcast haven't even been uploaded on RUclips in years.
Thank God you’re here to clear that up! 😂
Theo is the BESTEST EVER!! Thanks for having him, Joe!
Theo Von is a gift to humanity lmao
“Outrun the zombie or get it dizzy”🤣
Right?! What a unique thought process and ideas Theo naturally comes up with. 😆 🤣
Theo: "you have such a knack for remembering things. You're so good at it"
2 minutes later, Joe asks Theo for the second time if he ever smoked cigarettes....after Theo already answered it and told him a story about smoking a ton of Newports after a girl broke up with him.
joe: it's hard to be motivated when you got your rent and food covered
theo: especially now that they got those weighted blankets
😂😂😂
I knew a landlord in NY who when he couldn't get tenants to leave, he would wait until they were out, then pack everything up and haul it away, change the locks and leave a note "come to the office to get your stuff" and that was that. He called it "Bag and Drag"
Can they legally challenge that? I guess the amount of time for court and finding a place isn't worth it to challenge the landlord. Good trick from landlord.
Theo talking about autism being in-between of man & machine. As an autistic person, This is exactly how I feel 🤣🤣😂.
i feel like they’re moving furniture in my dna baby😂
that was underrated af
Theo’s mind is epic I’d love to run around in there see wtf is going on 😂😂
Joe trying to gaslight Jamie into taking smelling salts is my favorite 😂
I've never heard of Theo Von but I've never laughed so much. 😂 A porch swing...omg
Oh my! Go check out his show!! He’ll have Trump, Bernie Sanders, a school lunch lady, a carny, and a mortician all back to back and makes it so natural and feel so great!😂
"This Past Weekend". That's his show and it's wonderful!
I fucking love theo dude lmao he's gotta be the most down to earth person ever.
When we smile like we did when we were kids, it's very good for our health. Theo does that for everyone, but i love that he does that for comedians. I mean it's cool to hear a comedian laugh like that. So easy to see they love being around him
Theo "and a lot of infants, i guess a lot of infants just weren't that powerful" took me out. Holy shit. This combo is amazing
Joe Rogan and Theo Von is the best combo 🔥
At 44:00 😂 I can't anymore with Theo...My stomach hurts so much from laughing so hard. Just when I thought he couldn't top his last, he turns out this gem!
i think i just realized the mullet is a hair farm for the top of his head😂😂😂
Oh, Theo! LOL A floating chair…is a porch swing. 😅 Gotta love that guy.
This is old as hell, but I never got to watch it, but I have laughed plenty of times during this episode. Thank you so much. My abs hurt.
😂😂
The reason fasting is good for you: your body converts carbs and sugar into energy. If you fast, after 2-3 days without carbs and sugar, your body will enter ketosis and will use stored fat to convert into energy instead. 5-7 day fasting is healthy and very good for weight loss. After your body enters ketosis you actually dont feel hungry, will be more alert,full of energy and youll sleep great.
I did a 40 hour fast once. Felt amazing. I really do need to get back into it.
@@chrisdawson3859I used to intermittent fast all the time in my early twenties and it did a great job of regulating my weight.
I'm 27 now, almost 28 and have gained a few pounds since those days. I'm gonna hop back on it soon again. It's so easy to do and extremely effective!
Theo"s humor is so unique, hilarious.
The only thing better than a Theo Von joke is Joe Rogan’s wheeze once it’s said.
I love these 2 together 😂😂
💯 Legends!!!
Imagine if Joe starts a subscription fee for his podcasts. I would still join. Much better listening to him than going for meds or being in therapy ❤❤
1:15 Theo on rumination and mental distress
Then v Now
GENIUS. He's absolutely right!
He's brilliant our Theo. 🙏❤🇬🇧
Theo for president 🇺🇸
You told McGregor “hands off Pam” ha ha. Oh man that was great 😊 he didn’t look happy 😂😂😂😂
THEO IS THE GREATEST COMEDY PODCASTER EVER!!!!!!
Joe laughs more with Theo than any other guest! 🤣
This is legendary. I could go to Joe's podcast, and just smoke, and listen to this guy talk.
theo is the realest person i know
I think I'm actually in love with Theo Von.
Damn I was so excited I thought this was new 😂
So did I 😢😢😂😂😂
jamie just freaking out and screaming " oh my god" 🤣🤣. poor dude lol im glad he's ok
Jesus man I guess I’ll watch this pod again
Dude Theo Von has the most funny, truest out-of-pocket one liners that I ever heard. He’s a maniac. Oh, and I love you too, Joe.💜
God, theo’s hair is so damn amazing.
These two together is priceless. I would love to hang out with them for a few hours. It would be epic.
Joe and Von's friendship is so nice!
29:55 bruh i cant breathe.
I would do anything if we could somehow have these two watch movies together
33:09 tThe way Joe and Theo reacts to the scene was too much 😂
This part literally broke me while i was driving to work
Him and Theo watching this movie clip together genuinely felt like I was watching a sitcom because of how organically funny they are.