Chris your log cabin idiots are at work again. They're building an EREWHON in Glendale. They're gonna have a special isle for yoga pants called "vacuum sealed". FFS.
Your impression of the Dilbert cartoonist fuming at his keyboard then turning saying "anyway" and continuing to draw had me in stitches. well done Chris, keep going! 🤣🤗
No joke, I was waiting for Chris to comment on the break dance woman in the Olympics. Break dance it's not something that I care or is it in my radar, so the only person that I know that consistently talk about it, is Chris.
I was at the show in Memphis and it was the best I have ever seen. You made my gf and I so fucking happy. Thank you for coming and we will always go see you when you are here. Fuck the haters. Also, Denny Love forever!
Yep in the Kevin James movie there would probably be a montage of him trying all the different Olympic events. The guitar riff from "The boys are back in town" would be playing in the background. His vaulting pole would snap, he would hit someone with a javelin, and then finally try breakdancing, you could tell by his face that this is the event he's suddenly passionate about with a reassuring and surprising grin. The music would fade out and it would cut to him hastily reading an acceptance letter and celebrating probably falling down or some shit. Then back to the boys are back in town riff.
bRo when he kept saying walk into the sea I f****** laughed myself into the tall grass where I'm chilling as we speak...... As well as him roasting that breakdancer from the Olympics!!!!!
I have never agreed with almost every single thing spoken in a podcast until this. I think the TMP addiction years ago conditioned me. Great takes Chris thank you.
Heck yeah finally some Go Danny Go recognition!! Also, to the people in Memphis protesting, I live on a blip in the map Chris will never even know exists and would pay an arm and a leg to see him, you don’t know how lucky you are to get all this comedy and laughs and concerts
I was one day away from being in Memphis to see all my relatives and family, who are live there . I live in LA lol, please do another Memphis show one day!
That Kevin Sorbo tweet was hilarious. I feel like it's something Chris would have said lol. It's just cause he said it about a politician people get mad.
How you know Chris has gotten therapy and is reforming and has a wife who is going to be a therapist. ..His thought about his son’s behavior and worry about doing something wrong is “I wonder where that comes from” congratulations Chris you’re a therapist as well now.
@@mx-lj4qq Who’s the clown here? You’re literally just spreading weird parasocial negativity. And why are all you weird guys so obsessed with Brendan Schaub?
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Chris your log cabin idiots are at work again. They're building an EREWHON in Glendale. They're gonna have a special isle for yoga pants called "vacuum sealed". FFS.
I’m glad this pod still exists
Same here 😂
Sup friends!
Me too 🎉
Best pod out
Agreed
Your impression of the Dilbert cartoonist fuming at his keyboard then turning saying "anyway" and continuing to draw had me in stitches. well done Chris, keep going! 🤣🤗
No joke, I was waiting for Chris to comment on the break dance woman in the Olympics. Break dance it's not something that I care or is it in my radar, so the only person that I know that consistently talk about it, is Chris.
Memphis LOVES Chris D’Elia!!!
Chris, you’ve always been so good with impressions
Some of the bits in this episode are good enough to graduate to his stand up for sure
This is by far my favorite podcast! I’m crying, laughing!! 😂
I was at the show in Memphis and it was the best I have ever seen. You made my gf and I so fucking happy. Thank you for coming and we will always go see you when you are here. Fuck the haters. Also, Denny Love forever!
You make my Thursday every week!
The pole vaulting bit had me in tears
Paul Giamatti was enjoying the pod until around 9:24 when he got hit with that drive by
Memphis/North Mississippi here Chris, we love you here, been here since episode 150!!
Referencing the movie Nell is the most insane reference ever made on any podcast ever, and it was a throwaway.
I almost forgot about that movie. Chris is crazy 😂
fully agree haha
Yep in the Kevin James movie there would probably be a montage of him trying all the different Olympic events. The guitar riff from "The boys are back in town" would be playing in the background. His vaulting pole would snap, he would hit someone with a javelin, and then finally try breakdancing, you could tell by his face that this is the event he's suddenly passionate about with a reassuring and surprising grin. The music would fade out and it would cut to him hastily reading an acceptance letter and celebrating probably falling down or some shit. Then back to the boys are back in town riff.
That clip when "Calvin" is bezos lol
I like how long jump is how no human would ever jump over anything ever 😂
And triple jump. Did it in high school and only thing I got out of it was shin splints.
and for that matter with high jump, why would anyone trying to clear an obstacle just dive over it gracefully like a dolphin
So if you're, for some reason, jumping over a gap, say between buildings, you're not using the long jump technique?
@@noktinI will, super Mario 64 style😅
@@jumpboys1408 That's sort of how they start off before they transition, but staying in a Mario pose can get dicey 😅
why do you apologize for going to the bathroom like we had to wait for you to come back? lol
When Chris does his news caster, broadcast voice or robotic or radio jockey voice, it never misses.
"Walk into the Sea" 14:08
MY FAV QUOTE LMFAO
"but... I mean at least there's Whole Foods, you know?" LOL
TOM CRUISE was the best thing about that Olympics closing ceremony ✋️
Imagine going to the Olympics to score the lowest on purpose. You're famous automatically lol.
bRo when he kept saying walk into the sea I f****** laughed myself into the tall grass where I'm chilling as we speak...... As well as him roasting that breakdancer from the Olympics!!!!!
Chris would make a phenomenal voice actor. Could voice all the characters himself
I can't wait to see Chris beat boxing while break dancing in the next Olympics ❤😂🎉
Yesssssss my favorite podcast never miss an episode Chris! Keep up the work! LIFE RIPS BRO 😎
The only podcast I like
The soundboard game was on point today ❤😂
I have never agreed with almost every single thing spoken in a podcast until this. I think the TMP addiction years ago conditioned me. Great takes Chris thank you.
37:17 we loveeeee Danny Go out here too! 😂❤
"What do you then, Walt? Do you stick it in your ear?"
Heck yeah finally some Go Danny Go recognition!! Also, to the people in Memphis protesting, I live on a blip in the map Chris will never even know exists and would pay an arm and a leg to see him, you don’t know how lucky you are to get all this comedy and laughs and concerts
kingdom of the universe of the town of the state of the planet of the apes duuuuude
Thank you for the Danny Go recommendation . Also have a 1 year old boy and was real sick of Mrs Rachel. Vibing to some Danny go. Love you Chris!
The pole vault bit was pretty damn accurate
The pole vaulting bit was so good!! 😂
“I feel like in this world, things start happening.”
Yoooooo ´Danny Go´ is legit right?haha. He´s got this hardcore 90s rave joint about ´loose pigs´ that rivals anything The Prodigy ever released.
we yell PIGS ON THE LOOSE in my house all the time
To hell with Plato, I want to live in Chris's republic 😎🍻🤘
The pole vaulting bit killed! 😂
I was one day away from being in Memphis to see all my relatives and family, who are live there . I live in LA lol, please do another Memphis show one day!
Another banger of an episode
The Kevin James movie bit had me in tears 😂
I love walking into the sea personally
Guy at 36:00 definitely is going to give himself an aneurysm on purpose just to prove he has complete control over his body
15 seconds in...Blackstreet.😂
Lol
Lolol the video game Rampage!! Yes! Oh my gosh
@7:00 I always think that way about Jim Carrey and Jimmy Carr and also Norm Macdonald and Mark Normand
chris with the rampage comment tryin to hit me straight in the childhood
God this saved my day haha I was so bored. Ily bro.
36:01 doing an impression of his dad waking him up every day in high school
26:35 was that your throat hahahaha perfect timing
When you said walk into the sea I was drinking something and basically died choking laughing
“From childhood or something like that, I don’t know what that is”. I think I know.
I appreciate you big time man
AND THEN ANOTHA HEH HEH heh HEH HEH
but your description of pole vaulting sold me on it
She and her husband are the Australian brake dancing main managers of the whole sport
It’s like she wrote Mien Kamph 2 😂😭
Yeeesh yeesh yeeesh yeeesh yesssh
I literally couldn’t tell if Chris was singing the Peter griffin thing or if they were playing it in the video!
Walk into the sea 😂😂😂
7:11 felt that
Great ep !!!!😂 Thanks
If you haven't seen this guy act in "Boston Legal", it's a game changer.
Sharks in the water!!!
Also, downtown Minneapolis! I’m not going to be in Dallas until the winter
Excellent 👌
You would think he might Wikipedia the origins of pole vaulting
Add to your actor list:
Todd Alquist
Instant click when I see a new installment 🎉
Kevin Durand is a dope bad dude in so many movies. Him and Ed Harris.
also CHRIS... WATCH "PRIMAL"!
We out here
Wait until Chris finds out about Brady Feigl baseball players 😁
Schlappin'!🌯
the michael jordan and kevin durant thing is a glitch in the simulation it occasionally spits out basketball player actor duplicates
Walk into the sea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Runkkkk
Wait, when did the aliens and AI characters become related? Same accent
YA-yaya-YA 👽🤖
Bot
It’s my favorite bit of his I think. YAYAYAYAYA!
Also sounds like his Kings Speech
Tarnished is American culture rn.
War of Worlds sound 😂
That Kevin Sorbo tweet was hilarious. I feel like it's something Chris would have said lol. It's just cause he said it about a politician people get mad.
❤❤❤
Flat football should be called “a flag and a ball”
I'm only watching the Olympics if they have breakdancing
Runk
Hey so I’ve basically agreed with you on every single possible thing you’ve ever said but… BLIPPI. Pls leave blippi alone.
Coolest thing he has done is fly his own Mustang in Top Gun.
How you know Chris has gotten therapy and is reforming and has a wife who is going to be a therapist. ..His thought about his son’s behavior and worry about doing something wrong is “I wonder where that comes from” congratulations Chris you’re a therapist as well now.
algo baby
HEY NOWWW….let’s not use just “months” AFTER 12 Mmmmkayyyyy?!!!
It's Kevin Durant and Kevin Durand.
Waiting for the day you finally SNAP on brendan schaub
Keep waitin
@@teiece7890 oooooooooohhhh reaaallly dude 🤡
@@mx-lj4qq Who’s the clown here? You’re literally just spreading weird parasocial negativity. And why are all you weird guys so obsessed with Brendan Schaub?
@@teiece7890 calm down sensitive you sound like a BTCH writing a whole paragraph 😂
Cant wait
Every country ads a sport they think they can win gold for the hosting nation ❤
Usa got flag football
❤
No farting, No blinking, No thoughts, No smiling, No laughing, No pewping, No pee pee, No NOTHING be a MAN
But why did denny go to memphis a day early?
Hi
play on, playette
Who’s this Savid Dullivan guy?