Church Prayer Rug
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2007
- My experience with the "Church Prayer Rug", a mass-mailed holy artifact from the totally-not-a-scam Saint Matthew's Church in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Intro music is John Cage's Suite for Toy Piano.
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"hey there i'm jesus" always does it for me
I love this video. I've received one of these letters before and spent a long time reading it and laughing before throwing it away. This is a far better usage of such mail. Well done, sir.
Neil on me!
I got the same 'prayer rug' a couple of years ago. We used it as a placemat for our cats' food.
"Hey there, I'm Jesus. I came to you in your mailbox. On a piece of paper."
LOL
Once again, awesome video, Neil!
Haha I turned my volume way down because I just KNEW something was going to scare me hahhaa.
*_now I’m scared_*
u alive kristina
I found this on my recommended page and I am shaking? Am I gonna die tonight? Is this a threat?
Yes. Neil is coming. Brace yourself.
the "hEy ThErE i'M jEsUs :D" is fucking AMAZING
"Neil, on me" that's what I heard but I suppose others have a different experience with this video.
Easily one of the creepiest things I've seen today.
Heheheheehe.... "Do you want some money?" "I can get you some money." I found that absolutely hilarious.
Yeah, so my heart totally skipped a beat when Jesus's eyes magically opened (into buttons). Lmao. I caught the frown at the end too. You are amazing. :DD
I was waiting for something like that to happen! Priceless facial expressions. Thanks for being my procrastertainment.
Wow, I got that church prayer rug in the mail too! I was going to make a response video to you about it but then my mom threw it away. Now I can't even remember what the video was going to be about. Oh well, great video as always!
why does jesus sound like UnkleJoe
I don't think I would have startled if it weren't for the sound you put in when his eyes opened. I literally said "Jesus Christ!" as I jumped out of my skin.
This is incredible
Neil you are my hero. There's this kid in my chemistry class that we call Neil because he looks exactly like you.
you had an awesome chemistry class
I got to my grandmas today and she actually had one of these paper rug things!
My brother and I laughed our asses off.
"I'm jesusss!"
"Hey there I'm Jeesus! I came to you In your Mailbox! On a peice of paper" xDDD ROFL
I got this recommended to me in 2021...well as an agnostic lemon demon fan, this is hilarious
i found that exact same one in my house when the renters moved out! never saw his eyes open.
LMAO! "Kneel on me! C'mon!" You rock Neil!
Glorious. ^_^ I'm gonna have to pass this on to my roommate, she'll love it.
My God, it was so worth it to hear the crazy Jesus voice say, "I came to you in your mailbox!"
Very clever....very funny....you got skills!
rofl... "hey there, I'm jeeesus!" XDD "You want some money?"
I'm a Christian and even I found this hilarious. Prayer-by-mail is silly...
nothing short of fantastic
That was fabulous! Wish it went on longer.... way too funny!
Top 5 scariest jumpscares
OMG When his eyes first opened I was so freaked out! I almost screamed! That is so funny!
this seriously scared me! haha that's amazing! great job!
Haahaha, oh man, the suspense leading up to the jesus face...Classic. Well done.
LAWL! I ROFL'ed when the button eyes popped up.
You rock Neil
Or the power of the Great Pumpkin. This mailing is straight out of the grifter's handbook... greedy desire for favors and goodies compel suckers to mail in cash.
omfg I was just thinking about this video at work today and couldn't stop giggling. So of course I had to look it up right when I got home. It's still hilarious! XD
❤St Matthews church
Church via the mail is ideal for me being elderly and unable to sit for a
Long time due to back surgery
I appreciate being prayed for
I like the mailings they send
Haha. Our house received one of these Prayer by Letters packets as well. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm very amused you made a video about it.
oh my god! when jesus's eyes opened i was like HOLY CRAP! i jumped out of my chair! ^_^ OMG! THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!
I just got one like 2 minuets ago and I started freaking out "OMG! It's that thing Neil made a video about, Mom! I hafta show you the video!" I was shoutin that.
I knew that was going to happen, but definitely wasn't expecting the mouth. Great job.
That made me laugh so hard. Good job.
you know, if you hold up the rug to the light and look at the eyes, you'll noticed jesus is cross eyed.
hallelujah
Ooohhhh! This gives me flashbacks to both Thumb Wars (touch your tongue to mine!) and Coraline (button eyes!) and I have to say, those are two things I had never imagined would end up in the same sentence. Great stuff!!
"Hey there I'm jesus! I came to you in your mailbox!" lmao hilarious!
Jesus and I are laughing over here. Nice job! ;D
Yeah, I was like "when is it gonna open when is it gonna open??" and when it did, I was so freaked out!
Seeing as it's nearly midnight, Jesus's eyes scared the crap out of me. ;) lol. And his voice gets me every time.
i can't believe i got genuinely startled by that omg
That was freaky, anyway awesome job. Do more of Potter Puppet Pals. Those are so funny!
The best part is, it works! I mean, there are just some very bright pupils on the eyelids, that become more prominent the harder you stare at it and the worse your ability to see becomes.
Haha Neil on me get it
Wow.
I screamed.
Neil, I love you. You're my favorite (: ♥
I used to get those stupid things in the mail all the time. This is great.
This was GREAT! :)
“ hey there I’m jeeSUs!!! 😁”
(Dude, it frickin scared me with the volume on in the daylight! XDDD)
LOL!! this was a great vid! It makes me laugh so hard! How did you come up with the idea?!?! LOVE IT!!
I rip the contents up save for their pre-paid envelope.... I then proceed to stuff all the remains INTO the envelope, and send it right back ^.^ That puts a stop for 1 or 2 years. Just got my 2nd one today. I didn't rip the prayer "rug" up this time, and instead wrote "You think I'm stupid or something? Try your scam elsewhere. Fuck off" I then stuffed the rest of the contents (ripped up, mind you) inside the folds of the paper, and then into that prepaid envelope. Let's see how the sobs like these apples.
Neko Yuki Next time, add a shingle to it, or a thin piece of wood, make them pay a lot extra for shipping and handling. Since the letter is stiff, it won't go through the rollers so it will have to be dealt with by hand and that charge will be added to the postage.
OMG!! Igor my prayer rug today.
NEEDS MOAR
He did this with Mouth Dreams
"You want some money? I can get you some money."
"Neil on me, go ahead, Neil on me!"
I don't know if this joke was intentional or not, but I lol'd when I noticed it.
OH, YEAH!! Brilliant piece of satire!!
THAT WAS HILARIOUS! >.
My best friend got one of those in the mail before but I don't remember it being nearly as terrifying!!! Scared the crap out of me!!!
omg, i received one of these in the mail about a week ago and i definitely thought about this video.... haha, great job!
I feel luch such a music nerd for recognizing that song right away.
I just got mine in the mail the other day. I got quite a kick out of it. What will they think of next!! Clever idea.
OH MY GOSH SO FUNNY!!! I just got one of these letters today, and when I saw it I started laughing so hard, and showed my mom this vid, she died laughing.
At the moment I'm wearing a shirt that says "Jesus has skills." Apparently he even has the skills to come to you in your mailbox, on a piece of paper! Ha...we got one of those a few months ago. We marveled at it, then tossed it with all the other junkmail.
Haha! That's great. I began expecting a scare after it went back and forth a few times.
Oh I get it... NEIL on me. Very clever. :P
omg that scared the hell out of me XD good video
LMAO! Funny thing, my mother and I got this in our mail too.
"Come on kneel on me!"
Its scary but I...I can't stop watching it
Holy S#!T!!! (Literally! Emphasis on the S#!T part... ) I got one of these stupid scam packets in the mail a few years ago, and just last week I received another one. Funniest bunch of crap I've gotten in the mail in a long time! I've kept it because it's so ridiculous, and gets a lot of laughs when I let friends and family read it. (Nice video, btw. Great editing work!)
haha. its past midnight, and everyone in my house is sleeping, and that was really loud. DANNY DEVITO!
We got one of those in the mail yesterday!
*LMAO!* I just got one of those in the mail yesterday and a friend of mine linked me to this video. Too funny! :D
Idk if you know but they printed very lightly eyes there, I got one today and I saw that
Neil, You rock.
Mom laughed. She really liked it.
indeed!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NEIL!!!!!!!!
OMFG that was the most frightening thing I've seen in a long while. I nearly pissed myself. Oh man. Oh man. I was anticipating it, but that was just creepy.
INCREDIBLE. Jesus has Ragdoll Annie's eyes.
Eerie!Thanks
"Hey there, I'm Jesus!" ROFL.
hillarious!! "all u hav to do is neal on me" lol. i fell out of my chair wen the "eyes opend"
That is freaky.
I thought I had it figured out since looking at it long enough I could make out what the mind would interpret as irises.
LMAO dunno why but my gosh =x those button eyes scared the crap out of me when you first cut to them.
I got one of those yesterday. I ripped it to shreds, and when I dropped the last shred in the trash, I said "Amen".
Was the suspenseful sound at 1:16 taken from the Critic Intro or the Kitten Intro, possibly?
THAT WAS HILARIOUS
"Neil on me."
That's possibly the weirdest thing you've ever done, Neil... I'll probably have nightmares... Crazy button-eyed Jesus... *shudder*
This is such a Neil video