Guide to Tom Hanks

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @BuddySweyzer
    @BuddySweyzer 5 лет назад +1817

    No tagline has sold me on a movie faster than "Science has proven sex is impossible... But the Bible begs to differ."

    • @KiwamiClaud
      @KiwamiClaud 4 года назад +81

      That’s the kind of quality you can expect from famous director Nipples Ishmael

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 3 года назад +7

      @@Joe_____7 you have to catch all of them

    • @tiztu6321
      @tiztu6321 2 года назад +15

      It sounds like a dril tweet, which is the kind of stuff that's right up Neil's alley

    • @dntskdnttll
      @dntskdnttll Год назад +5

      @@tiztu6321Neil predates Dril

    • @Fishwolfcrow
      @Fishwolfcrow 4 месяца назад +1

      0:45

  • @Flyborg
    @Flyborg 6 лет назад +5090

    This makes me wish Tom Hanks was a real person.

  • @pompommerman9830
    @pompommerman9830 6 лет назад +1964

    Oh SHIT It’s a HANKSGIVING MIRACLE

  • @ShadesAtKnight
    @ShadesAtKnight 6 лет назад +1499

    "Have you ever had a bag?"
    What a tagline.

    • @roberttime8316
      @roberttime8316 6 лет назад +4

      Feels like it stars a female protagonist getting genderbent as the main focus.

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 6 лет назад +49

      “Science has proven that sex is impossible... but the Bible begs to differ.”- tagline to Barnacle Portal

    • @take5transfat
      @take5transfat 5 лет назад +4

      “i got her ... grocery bag”

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 5 лет назад +9

      I am happy in a bag
      I got sunshine in a bag
      I'm useless in a bag
      The future is in a bag is in a bag is in a bag is in a bag

    • @TetrisH8er
      @TetrisH8er 4 года назад +3

      sounds like a Jonathan Frakes question

  • @ZeDiglett
    @ZeDiglett 6 лет назад +650

    Oh, yeah, The Bonerboys Get Vasectomies was my favorite movie as a kid. I watched it every year with my family at TomHanksgiving.

    • @Noodles4Ever1000
      @Noodles4Ever1000 5 лет назад +2

      must keep at 69 likes

    • @TheNobod3
      @TheNobod3 4 года назад +16

      That must be what they celebrate in Canada. unlike in the US, where we celebrate "Thanksgiving, But Tom Hanks Is Here Too," where he flies around the country, breaking into people's homes, and crawling under their diner tables while everyone's eating to pour gravy into their shoes

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 года назад +10

      @@TheNobod3 oh my god those were the best
      Remember when all the kids got together to see whose feet were soggiest?

    • @Drakethatsme
      @Drakethatsme 4 года назад +5

      My family actually did a TomHanksgiving. We made only foods in Tom Hanks films.

  • @L00PdeL00P
    @L00PdeL00P 6 лет назад +754

    neil cicierega's condescending velvety voice will never not be funny. I love this channel and his keytar

    • @randomstranger623
      @randomstranger623 6 лет назад +26

      Has his keytar done crying?
      Are they not in the mood to cry anymore?

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 6 лет назад +24

      Random Stranger, just like me, you may not hear it at the moment, but his keytar will always be crying on the inside.

    • @ancient_bam
      @ancient_bam 2 года назад +12

      Neil Cicierega's condescending velvety voice will haunt my dreams

    • @Fishwolfcrow
      @Fishwolfcrow 5 месяцев назад +1

      This voice hurts my ears but it's still really funny

  • @gannonschlader
    @gannonschlader 6 лет назад +1044

    On the bottom of the Apples and Dapples poster: "I'm not even certain all this text will be visible at all why do I keep editing these parts"

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 6 лет назад +38

      Tuber & Hoonis is still my personal favorite

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak 4 месяца назад

      @@hudgynsasdarl6967 Obama Blogston

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 6 лет назад +2398

    beginning my hank off now

  • @EmmaLilacflarevids
    @EmmaLilacflarevids 6 лет назад +1071

    Ah yes, my favorite movie of all time: "This Man Has One Wet Foot."
    A classic.

    • @RialVestro
      @RialVestro 6 лет назад +9

      I don't even know what that was a spoof of.

    • @chandlerj333
      @chandlerj333 6 лет назад +10

      “The man with one red shoe”
      m.imdb.com/title/tt0089543/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_79

    • @aAaAAA-ppgg
      @aAaAAA-ppgg 6 лет назад +8

      And my favourite composer: Anal Silverkey

    • @thefunniestvalentine4789
      @thefunniestvalentine4789 6 лет назад +8

      Tom Hanks is This Man Has One Wet Foot

    • @TNTMikey
      @TNTMikey 6 лет назад +6

      I liked that one scene where he has a wet foot.

  • @midnightcthulhu5551
    @midnightcthulhu5551 6 лет назад +437

    i misread this as "a guide to tom jones" and was prepared to be taken on a journey through his wonderful songs such as the hit "it's not a musical" and "what's new hoobastank"

    • @angmering5899
      @angmering5899 4 года назад +34

      don't forget 'why why why obama'

    • @mobius273
      @mobius273 4 года назад +2

      Neil pls

    • @toasteethetoaster5978
      @toasteethetoaster5978 3 года назад +8

      Didnt soldier kill him in TF2?

    • @kitsune630
      @kitsune630 2 года назад +7

      And who could forget, He’s A Baby

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 Год назад

      isnt that the guy who voiced the main character of space channel 5

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 6 лет назад +886

    that "pregnet with dan ass" thing made me legitimately laugh uncontrollably for a solid two minutes and I can't explain why

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 6 лет назад +20

      That was the point where I actually started crying because I was laughing so hard.

    • @angmering5899
      @angmering5899 6 лет назад +18

      My breaking point was Eat My Ass Bitch. For some reason the swears always catch me off guard. I was the same with Capuchin Hacker Fucker.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 5 лет назад

      That was the point where I stopped laughing tbh

    • @Galvajon
      @Galvajon 4 года назад +4

      Mmmmmmmmmmmm. The facts.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад

      That was where I was most disappointed, because I misheard it as "Dan Adams" which I consider a way funnier joke.

  • @patrickhwillems
    @patrickhwillems 6 лет назад +270

    This is the best thing uploaded to RUclips in 2018

    • @notaninstrument7707
      @notaninstrument7707 4 года назад

      Wow I guess your subscriber base and his don’t have that much overlap

    • @Seyiall
      @Seyiall 4 года назад

      Man, RUclips is wild... I recently started listening and watching Ciciergas stuff, because NorthernLion mentioned it with some other mashup style artists in one of his Isaac Episodes; and just now I watched your "Top 50 of 2018" vid and that brought me here. Well, this is observation bias, but still... so wild.

    • @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559
      @datanotfoundpleasetryagain3559 3 года назад

      Hey, Patrick

  • @datacentre81
    @datacentre81 6 лет назад +638

    In the lord of the rings video, you replaced "Lord of the Rings" with "A League of Their Own". Now in this video you did the opposite. Bravo

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 6 лет назад +477

    Tom Hanks 4: Reloaded coming in 2019, who's excited

  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus 6 лет назад +1591

    Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages.

  • @blakekillionfilm
    @blakekillionfilm 4 года назад +114

    like everything ever made by Neil this has an upsetting amount of detail

  • @rokex2528
    @rokex2528 6 лет назад +309

    You put so much effort into each poster, it's amazing. I sat here and paused on each one to read everything and I recommend everyone else do it.

    • @roberttime8316
      @roberttime8316 6 лет назад +22

      With good observation, these were the Disney/Pixar titles on the -Toy Story- Tom Hanks ones:
      1 - Digimon Pigstar
      2 - Dinkme Pitbull
      3 - Danzig Pisscar
      4 - Bonus: "Saving My Bacon" had Discord

    • @ndm13
      @ndm13 6 лет назад

      Not 100% sure, but I think 3 is a reference to DrawFee.

    • @JTF544
      @JTF544 6 лет назад

      Lunch Pipe is my favorite

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 2 года назад +2

      "Condom Funnel" on the Saving My Bacon poster

  • @beebfajeejy
    @beebfajeejy Год назад +10

    translated for our universe:
    tom hanks got his start on the hit sitcom bosom buddies with peter scolari, which led to a breakout starring role in ron howard's splash, with daryl hannah, followed by comedies such as bachelor party, the man with one red shoe, and the money pit, and dramas such as nothing in common, with jackie gleason, every time we say goodbye, and crime films like dragnet, with dan aykroyd. then, one of his most famous roles, big, which marked the tom hanks evolution from boy to man. then there was punchline, with sally field, the burbs, turner & hooch, joe versus the volcano, with meg ryan, the bonfire of the vanities, a league of their own, with geena davis and madonna, sleepless in seattle, again with meg ryan, philadelphia with denzel washington, forrest gump, apollo 13, pixar's toy story, where he plays a little tom hanks puppet, that thing you do, saving private ryan, you've got mail, his final film with meg ryan, toy story 2, the green mile, cast away. he also produced 2001's band of brothers. then he was in road to perdition, catch me if you can with leonardo dicaprio, the ladykillers, the terminal, the polar express, again playing a tom hanks puppet, the davinci code, charlie wilson's war, angels and demons, toy story 3, larry crowne, extremely loud and incredibly close, cloud atlas, captain phillips, saving mr banks with emma thompson, bridge of spies, a hologram for the king, sully: the movie where tom hanks can fly, inferno, the circle, and the post, with meryl streep.

  • @CyberSandbox
    @CyberSandbox 6 лет назад +638

    I have been absolutely HANKERING for a new instalment of this series!

    • @DiamondBrickZ
      @DiamondBrickZ 6 лет назад +6

      King Freyr It’s about TOM that we’ve gotten one of these.

    • @Aliens2Exist
      @Aliens2Exist 6 лет назад +5

      cum

    • @CyberSandbox
      @CyberSandbox 6 лет назад +4

      why the heck are my friends replying to this comment, how did you find me?

    • @DiamondBrickZ
      @DiamondBrickZ 6 лет назад +3

      King Freyr I didn’t know I was your friend, thanks

    • @CyberSandbox
      @CyberSandbox 6 лет назад +1

      We can be friends but I was mostly referring to Aliens and Weed.

  • @thegrasswhistle5238
    @thegrasswhistle5238 5 лет назад +498

    I decided to make a list of all of the movies mentioned, and what they actually are.
    The Booty Brothers = Bosom Buddies
    Splanch = Splash
    Barnacle Portal = Bachelor Party
    This Man Has One Wet Foot = The Man With One Red Shoe
    The Pony Pimp = The Money Pit
    Nomming On Cotton = Nothing In Common
    Everybody Dance Now = Every Time We Say Goodbye
    Pregnet = Dragnet
    Bag = Big (Obviously)
    Lunch Pipe = Punch Line
    The Blogs = The ‘Burbs
    Tuber & Hoonis = Turner & Hooch
    Joe Verm’s Big Volleyball = Joe Versus The Volcano
    The Bonerboys Get Vasectomies = The Bonfire Of The Vanities
    The Lord Of The Rings = A League Of Their Own
    Sadness In The Saddle = Sleepless In Seattle
    Phil Donahue = Philadelphia
    Furry Grunt = Forest Grump
    Sweet 16 = Apollo 13
    Tom Hanks = Toy Story
    You That Thing Do = That Thing You Do
    Solving A Pirate’s Riddle = Saving Private Ryan
    You’ll Get Soil = You’ve Got Mail
    Tom Hanks 2: Puppet Wife = Toy Story 2
    The Queen’s Milk = The Green Mile
    Casual Hanks = Cast Away
    The Booty Brothers (Dark Reboot) = Band Of Brothers
    Rodeo Potion = Road To Perdition
    Eat My Ass Bitch = Catch Me If You Can
    The Ladykissers = The Ladykillers
    The Timeburger = The Terminal
    The Pope’s Train = The Polar Express
    The DVD Case = The Da Vinci Code
    Cheeky Williams Worms = Charlie Wilson’s War
    Apples & Dapples = Angels & Demons
    Tom Hanks 3: Resurrection = Toy Story 3
    Leggy Clown = Larry Crowne
    An Extremely Big Loud Baby = Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
    Clam Ambush = Cloud Atlas
    Captain P’heenis = Captain Phillips
    Saving My Bacon = Saving Mr. Banks
    A Smidge Of Spice = Bridge Of Spies
    The King Of The Hobgoblins = A Hologram For The King
    Soily = Sully
    Big Bobo = Inferno
    The Sparkle = The Circle
    The Probst = The Post
    1000s of films that are not available to the public: [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @Swifeaf
      @Swifeaf 4 года назад +16

      Thanks, I didn't know most of these

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад +26

      Here's every tagline (or everything that I think counts as a tagline, with some movies having none and others having two):
      Science has proven that sex is impossible... But the Bible begs to differ.
      On his way up the corporate ladder, Tom Hanks confronts his greatest challenge: His ladder.
      The lovable hero from "Anastasia" is back!
      "Mmmmm, The Facts."
      HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAG?
      "★★★★. *A dangerous, poison movie...* It's a poison movie. My rooster died. What do I tell God? How do I explain this?" - Sex Weed and Disney Whatwhat, AT THE MOVIES
      He's a pissed off man in a sandwich land... Sandwich Land.
      An Average Joe. What a fucking loser!
      What do you get when a guy, a lady actress, and another guy, are all in a movie in New York (city not state) together? That's what this movie hopes to answer.
      ★ AN ALL-STAR COMEDY FROM THE TEAM THAT BROUGHT YOU 'BAG' ★
      This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rocksnot Peaches prove that a little tiny woman lives inside of a baseball.
      What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew, someone you never hang out with, someone whose name you didn't know, never met you, or saw you, but they knew you and hung out with you, but you never knew they met you, and they only hung out with you because you didn't know them?
      NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT... OL' PHIL DONAHUE OF BEING A SECRET AGENT!
      FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "THE STATUS OF THE LEGS"
      Your eyes will never be the same once you've surrendered your eyes to Furry Grunt.
      "Oh ho ho, what seems to be the problem?"
      YOU THAT THING DO DO YOU THING THAT YOU THAT DO THING THING DO YOU THAT THAT YOU DO THING THING YOU THAT DO THAT YOU THING DO YOU DO THAT THING DO THAT YOU THING THAT DO YOU THING THAT YOU THING DO DO YOU THING THAT DO THAT YOU THING YOU THAT THING DO YOU THING DO THAT THAT DO THING YOU DO THING YOU THAT TOM HANKS
      Death Is The Truth Death Is The Truth Death!
      the mission is to solve the pirate's riddle.
      Everyone you pass on the street is secretly in love with you!
      Pod Hedgehog didn't believe in motorcycles. Until the day he met one.
      Please watch this movie at your earliest convenience. - Tom Hanks
      PRAY FOR THIS MUSKY SONOFAGUN.
      FROM THE DIRECTOR OF _AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS_
      The cool story of a cool guy.
      Life is like a box of timeburgers.
      THIS HOLIDAY SEASON... DON'T FREAK OUT OKAY!
      BASED ON THE HIT YELP REVIEW
      NOT YOUR AVERAGE CONGRESSMAN NOT YOUR AVERAGE CONGRESSMAN NOT YOUR AVERAGE CONGRESSMAN
      FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE DVD CASE
      TOM HANKS IS NOT ON LINKEDIN
      FROM THE DIRECTOR OF 'A HORSE' AND 'BABY IDIOT'
      YOO HOO! I'M BACK!
      A FILM BY LANYARD WAZOWSKI & TOM TICKLER & LILTY SHABLAMSKI
      EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING
      FROM THE DIRECTOR OF "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S"
      OUT HERE SWORDS ARE POSSIBLE
      BASED ON CAPTAIN P'HEENIS
      HER BOOK CAME TO LIFE, AND ENDED HIS.
      A FILM BY *TUM TWOFER* BASED ON THE MOVIE BY *DAME JEGGINGS*
      THE UNTOLD STORY BEHIND THE SOILY MAN WHO COULD FLY
      THE DVD CASE AND APPLES & DAPPLES WERE RELEASED ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
      TAKE HIS GRAVY CHALLENGE. IF YOU DARE...
      LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF SPARKLES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
      A Steamin' Swoleberg Film

    • @cousinlaszlorobinson8253
      @cousinlaszlorobinson8253 3 года назад +3

      what is pumpkins from madtv supposed to be

    • @cousinlaszlorobinson8253
      @cousinlaszlorobinson8253 3 года назад +4

      ​@@pentelegomenon1175 in Them 'Blogs it also said "You better not ever talk about Tom Hanks!"

    • @jackery6777
      @jackery6777 3 года назад +11

      @@cousinlaszlorobinson8253 It's when Tom Hanks played "David S. Pumpkins" on SNL. (look it up on youtube for the clip)

  • @cnacker
    @cnacker 6 лет назад +624

    this video is making my subwoofer go insane

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 6 лет назад +59

      Neil should sample himself doing this voice and use it as a sub bass in whatever musical mischief he's cooking

  • @Viva_Reverie
    @Viva_Reverie 6 лет назад +720

    this video made my body shrink into nothingness

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 6 лет назад +1017

    These videos are going to be about increasingly niche subject matter as this goes on until Neil is finally just incorrectly naming albums from the Kid Creole & The Coconuts discography

    • @crispysteve42
      @crispysteve42 6 лет назад +18

      yes please

    • @MTankTheTurtle
      @MTankTheTurtle 6 лет назад +5

      Angelica's not your mother?

    • @timhulsizer
      @timhulsizer 6 лет назад +12

      Champiness
      Yeah, like who ever heard of Tom Hanks? So niche!

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 6 лет назад +22

      I’m just saying the process begins here

    • @jackgillespie4594
      @jackgillespie4594 6 лет назад +12

      Or maybe, haha, he'll make an entire podcast about every single Ernest movie

  • @trickyricketts
    @trickyricketts Год назад +12

    Lmao the feature where it shows you the most replayed moments is fucked up because this is all gold, looks like a damned mountainscape. Also, ‘you that thing do’ made me miss my mouth with my water.

  • @spacesponge8732
    @spacesponge8732 6 лет назад +287

    Thanks, now I know how to operate my Tom Hanks!

    • @Aeshir2
      @Aeshir2 6 лет назад +14

      don't forget to turn it to channel 3!

  • @vincentspork
    @vincentspork 5 лет назад +93

    I work at a movie store and this video has ruined my life. I laughed at a copy of Turner and Hooch for like 5 minutes the other day just bc I heard Neil's voice saying "TUBER AND HOONIS" in my head

  • @umjammysammys
    @umjammysammys 6 лет назад +229

    I was just thinking, “hmmm, i wish there was some sort of guide to Tom Hanks!” Thanks Niel!

  • @MrTsquared88
    @MrTsquared88 6 лет назад +27

    Please never stop making content like this Neil. The world needs you.

  • @DemoniacalCitrus
    @DemoniacalCitrus 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love Neil's voice in this. He just says everything so comedically perfect.

  • @grahamkristensen9301
    @grahamkristensen9301 Год назад +6

    Some other movies that Tom Hanks has made since this video came out:
    Tom Hanks 4: The Quest for Peace
    A Bodaciously Dangerous Nudist, where he played America's favorite cuddle monster, Minkfur Rimjob
    Clay Mound
    Nuke the Whales
    Stench
    E
    The Dreamworks reboot of Plinko
    A Man Calls OSHA
    Hemorrhoid Town, directed by Best Pampers

  • @CorndogNinja
    @CorndogNinja 6 лет назад +33

    The lovable hero from "Anastasia" is back!

  • @IndianaPopovich
    @IndianaPopovich Год назад +2

    i have to revisit this video every few months, it's a true masterpiece

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 6 лет назад +252

    I thought I was watching an important video about CPR until I saw this notification come up! Now my dying sister can wait! Thank you, Neil

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 6 лет назад

      subscribe to ped=wdieopies he mak good viideo
      fucker

    • @izzzy1977
      @izzzy1977 5 лет назад +1

      @@Dapstart yeah, this is big brain time

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 6 лет назад +95

    Lost it at Sadness in the Saddle

  • @SickSticks666
    @SickSticks666 6 лет назад +99

    "A dangerous poison movie... It's a poison movie. My rooster died. What do I tell God? How do I explain this?"
    - Sexweed & Disney Whatwhat, AT THE MOVIES.

  • @ArvidTheViking
    @ArvidTheViking 6 лет назад +17

    You gave life to RUclips. Living legend

  • @VlEWMONSTER
    @VlEWMONSTER Год назад +3

    I CANT STOP LAUGING AT THE BOOTY BROTHERS AND SPLANCH AND THE ZOOM IN TO THE TOM HANK'S PUPPET

  • @Spartan300001
    @Spartan300001 6 лет назад +11

    Congratulations, Neil. That was an artistic masterpiece. You're the first man to perfectly depict what I imagine having a stroke is like.

  • @crudlucasconsigliere4084
    @crudlucasconsigliere4084 6 лет назад +16

    Don't forget his first ever movie role in the 1980 slasher film "Bestow Sir Calzone."

  • @jemstipher
    @jemstipher 6 лет назад +403

    is it bad that I didn’t see anything off about this until “bag?”
    EDIT: when I first saw this video, I kind of had it on it the background, and, admittedly, Dan Ass™ did probably make me pay attention to “Bag.”

    • @brogot420
      @brogot420 6 лет назад +68

      It took me until The Boner Boys get a Vasectomy. I'm ashamed.

    • @rikpeek6664
      @rikpeek6664 6 лет назад +15

      Why unti l"Bag" ? Its like the only title that seems plausible.

    • @rasmusdegn9690
      @rasmusdegn9690 6 лет назад +30

      No it isn't, i too want to live in a world where Tom Hanks starred in a movie called The Pony Pimp.

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 6 лет назад +23

      PREGNET

    • @Kyberdude
      @Kyberdude 6 лет назад +17

      So you thought there was an actor out there named Dan Ass?

  • @bertfromseasamestreet
    @bertfromseasamestreet 2 года назад +2

    Every time I find a Tom Hanks movie I've never heard of I come back hear to check what the movie was. Today it was Everybody Dance Now.

  • @speakerstrings1878
    @speakerstrings1878 3 года назад +2

    I refuse to believe this video has under a million views, I've been quoting it nonstop for the past 3 years

  • @bellyit
    @bellyit 6 лет назад +17

    I'm really excited to see that movie next year where Tom Hanks plays beloved children's TV star Roger Federer.

  • @DrJohnZoidberg
    @DrJohnZoidberg 6 лет назад +54

    The ASMR really is the icing on the cake

  • @justsignmeup911
    @justsignmeup911 6 лет назад +41

    You should have mentioned that he won an Onstar for Tom Hanks 3: They All Die

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 6 лет назад +23

    My favorite ASMR is back.

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus 5 лет назад +6

    The more I analyze this video and cross-compare it to Tom Hanks' film history, the more I'm convinced that Neil is a comedic wizard. Just pause on any poster and you will find hilarious stuff written in text perfectly replicating the original poster's font.
    Just look at 1:19 with A League of Their Own, changed to The Lord of the Rings. Look at how perfectly the font is replicated. The 'e' in "The Lord" is taken from the last 'e' in "A League" on the original poster, but it's tail is lengthened to flow better into "Lord." This looks like the work of a professional typographer.
    And that's just one poster out of dozens, each one with countless little details like that. It's simply outstanding. Full props.

  • @crispysteve42
    @crispysteve42 6 лет назад +27

    I WANTED MORE OF THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @shibbyguy101
      @shibbyguy101 6 лет назад +1

      Don’t you mean “Hank you”?

    • @crispysteve42
      @crispysteve42 11 месяцев назад

      @@shibbyguy101 NO I DON'T

  • @jakek1735
    @jakek1735 2 года назад +6

    Can we just appreciate the fact that this man painstakingly photoshopped every single one of these posters with new titles, actor names, AND taglines, all in service of this. Some of the posters appear on screen for barely a second. Neil you absolute god-tier meme lord.

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak 4 месяца назад

      Not only that, many of the posters have ridiculous names in the credits text as well!!!!

  • @andreu13productions
    @andreu13productions 6 лет назад +19

    Thank you Neil, the greatest internet personality in the multiverse

  • @datacentre81
    @datacentre81 7 месяцев назад +1

    This video has permeated my brain to the point that this is how I think of these movies now.
    I saw the poster for Turner and Hooch the other day and I was like "Oh hey, Tuber and Hoonis"

  • @DTheAustralian
    @DTheAustralian 6 лет назад +403

    Neil Cicierega is literally Jesus Christ 2: hey the nineties were pretty cool

    • @samakafrisco1759
      @samakafrisco1759 4 года назад +2

      @@anonymousperson7536 And his work in his other band, Trundlebed.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 3 года назад +2

      Why did this comment make me imagine Jesus Christ as a stand up comic x

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 2 года назад

      And man with a subtitle

  • @angmering5899
    @angmering5899 6 лет назад +49

    You forgot The Lamb Shank Refraction.
    Oh wait, that was Tummy Rubbings.

  • @stevensmith1031
    @stevensmith1031 6 лет назад +6

    I appreciate the follow-up to the League of Their Own joke from the Guide to LOTR.

  • @NicolasSequeira
    @NicolasSequeira 2 года назад +1

    Pumpkins is life, it wakes me up in the morning and inspires me for the decade

  • @akasharkieboi
    @akasharkieboi 6 лет назад +26

    Let us give Hanks to Nell Cicipaca and his quality content

  • @bbborbo
    @bbborbo 4 года назад +63

    The moment i heard Tom Hanks had coronavirus I came to this video

  • @thogwedgie
    @thogwedgie 4 года назад +8

    leonardo d’catboy
    **sighs** **takes out sketchbook**

  • @Kokonutzlz
    @Kokonutzlz 6 лет назад +4

    I love Hanksgiving, what a wonderful time of year

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 6 лет назад +8

    God bequeathes upon us a miracle! Praise upon Him!

  • @Fireshock20
    @Fireshock20 6 лет назад +6

    2:14 "I'm not even certain all this text will be visible at all why do I
    keep editing these parts" Because someone like me will take the time to
    read them all, that's why

  • @JeonardShadby505
    @JeonardShadby505 4 года назад +15

    Update 2020: Our man Hanks got sick with the cornocavirus while filming his latest role as Colonel Sanders in Bobz Blurrhman's untitled biotography of Elmes Pretzel

  • @mejd16
    @mejd16 6 лет назад +3

    Please don't ever stop making this series.

  • @Rabbachino
    @Rabbachino 6 лет назад +2

    I feel like Neil has been keeping this one saved for Hanksgiving, a special occasion for us all

  • @Quickhand
    @Quickhand 6 лет назад +1

    I laughed so hard, I had tears streaming down my face. I was at work when this happened. So I had to show the video to my colleagues. They didn't get it. Time for a new job.

  • @DiamondBrickZ
    @DiamondBrickZ 6 лет назад +64

    Seems that someone has had fun with sbubbies.

  • @WheezyShotta
    @WheezyShotta 6 лет назад +6

    Thanks so much, thought I was behind but now I can use this to study for the BIG TEST

  • @gnalkhere
    @gnalkhere 4 года назад +13

    This came out a tad early so for anyone concerned about the exclusion of A Bountiful Dip in the Neighbour's Bowl, Tom Hanks Vs Predator, Greenbus, Nip in the Bud, Flack, Everlong, Pancakes, An Amalgam Order, and Who then this is why
    r.i.,p Peegle Scalia

  • @solidkingcobra
    @solidkingcobra 6 лет назад +2

    it was slow at first then it was just one comedic assault right after another.
    you just murdered me with laughter.

  • @hark9447
    @hark9447 6 лет назад +178

    Do you happen to have high quality rips of these? Would be a funny "movie poster" decoration

    • @maurolone
      @maurolone 6 лет назад +29

      Shit that's all I want right now

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 6 лет назад +20

      I would actually buy those posters

    • @randomstranger623
      @randomstranger623 6 лет назад +18

      That would be a good patreon reward???
      But seriously, try asking him on twitter or something, idk.

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 4 года назад +19

    "Pregnet" is about as good a name for a crime film as "Dragnet"

  • @jankielbobrowsky5692
    @jankielbobrowsky5692 6 лет назад +3

    *Inhales deeply*
    Tom Hanks was inducted as an honorary member into the Ranger Hall of Fame for his honorable and accurate portrayal of a Ranger Company Commander during World War II in the movie Saving Private Ryan, and his continued commitment to ensuring the honor of those that served was properly recognized through his service as the National Spokesman for the World War II Memorial Campaign and Honorary Chairman of the D-Day Museum Capital Campaign. Although a renowned Oscar winning actor, his service to the Ranger community through his untiring efforts, numerous interviews and public appearances helped the World to remember the sacrifices and courage of our Armed Forces during World War II. He was instrumental in assisting in the funding for, and the dedication of, the World War II Memorial in Washington, DC, and the National D-Day Museum in Louisiana. Mr. Hanks said in an interview: “I am fascinated by this period and see it as something that very much relates to how we live our lives today. The world is still, by and large, a question of what is right and what is wrong. And the best example that we can have at our disposal is to take a look at what happened during the Second World War.”† Mr. Hanks also helped write and produce the critically acclaimed and Emmy Award winning miniseries Band of Brothers.† He hoped that Band of Brothers may remind Americans exactly what The Greatest Generation sacrificed for us. “As filmmakers, we certainly hope to entertain those in search of a great story. We also hope to enlighten those who are unaware of history and those who are unappreciative of the human cost of preserving our great freedoms.” Through his efforts on many fronts from actor, to filmmaker, to spokesman, to chairman, Mr. Hanks has enlightened Americans and the World on the most honorable profession; that of a Soldier.

  • @prettygoodgoose3831
    @prettygoodgoose3831 4 года назад +6

    Neil, my boy. You forgot about his first-ever film role - He blows a Trombone (1980)

  • @chocodoco4855
    @chocodoco4855 6 лет назад +13

    MATANGO IS MY FAVORITE ANIME POPSTAR.

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 5 лет назад +4

    The loveable hero from “Anastasia” is back!

  • @owencoukell388
    @owencoukell388 6 лет назад +148

    Bustin makes me feel like Tom Hanks

  • @normanclatcher
    @normanclatcher 4 года назад +7

    1:19
    "There's no crying in Mordor."

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 лет назад +10

    Good to see someone knows the Tom Hanks lore this well.

  • @FictitiousSkyxxo
    @FictitiousSkyxxo 6 лет назад

    I’m never disappointed when I see a new video from y’all in my sub box.

  • @Lulzmango
    @Lulzmango 4 года назад +5

    I'm happy that Tom Hanks was able to survive COVID for his most recent reboot: The Moist Brothers

  • @NazJones2212
    @NazJones2212 3 года назад +1

    Lunch Pipe and You That Thing Do! are two of my all time favourite movies

  • @the7percentsolution
    @the7percentsolution 5 лет назад +3

    Solving a Pirate's Riddle fucking killed me, lmao.

  • @Skinney135
    @Skinney135 6 лет назад +1

    I wondered if there'd ever be more of these. Love the voice and hearing Neil say "bagel bites"

  • @wiredmaus_2
    @wiredmaus_2 3 года назад +5

    2:09 I've only ever seen this movie in a DVD case, so that's funny

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada 5 лет назад +1

    All the text was visible. Thank you for editing those parts. :)

  • @Drakefance5
    @Drakefance5 6 лет назад +6

    TomHank you HanksMaster, now I will redirect this to any newbies I see on the sub forum.

  • @piratexander
    @piratexander Год назад +2

    Love the tagline for The Queen’s Milk - “Pod Hedgehog didn’t believe in motorcycles. Until the day he met one.”

  • @jacobdavies4379
    @jacobdavies4379 Год назад +2

    I’m glad Neil has made Tom hanks

  • @UDontTakeMeSeriously
    @UDontTakeMeSeriously 6 лет назад +7

    Neil I am dying of laughter I can't even breathe please help

  • @qsycho_city9635
    @qsycho_city9635 4 года назад +9

    1:59 I am going to cry

    • @qsycho_city9635
      @qsycho_city9635 4 года назад +5

      I love this video and wish this movie was real

  • @MagickFlavour
    @MagickFlavour 6 лет назад +63

    I wish Tom Hanks was my dad.

    • @FerHivore
      @FerHivore 6 лет назад +12

      He might be; although not mentioned in this extremely informative video, Tom Hanks is father to over 80% of the world’s population, including Colin Hanks, Elizabeth Hanks, and Tom Hanks himself! Wow!

    • @timsillery8709
      @timsillery8709 6 лет назад

      My mom mistakenly thought Tom Hanks was my Dad once whilst I was watching a Jack Black comedy.

    • @ShenDoodles
      @ShenDoodles 6 лет назад +1

      John Hanks is all of our dadas.

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 5 лет назад +1

      He lives thousands of miles away, and I've never met him. He's just like my dad.

  • @Naadeneo
    @Naadeneo 6 лет назад +1

    I honestly thought Neil was reading off the labels of Chinese DVD bootlegs. This had me in tears, this is too funny.

  • @grawlixTV
    @grawlixTV 4 года назад +28

    Is this how it feels to have a stroke? Everything's close to how you think it's supposed to be but not quite right and you aren't given time to process exactly what was wrong before the next incorrect thing shows up?

  • @moonkenzie
    @moonkenzie 6 лет назад

    Any vid narrated like this is GOLD. They're just always fucking hilarious. I learn so much from that soothing, velvety voice.

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade 6 лет назад +5

    holy shit i have rewatched the “king of the ring” and the star trek one so many fuckin times lmfao im so happy theres another one 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Thank U Neil Our Savior

  • @tweekbros
    @tweekbros 8 месяцев назад

    this helped me with connections today, thank you neil

  • @theoldbag6531
    @theoldbag6531 6 лет назад +11

    Holy hanks I loved Captain P'Heenis!!!!!

  • @mootbooxle
    @mootbooxle 6 лет назад +2

    layers and layers of hilarity! as usual! i’m gonna watch again after I catch my breath.

  • @Zephle
    @Zephle 2 года назад +3

    THIS IS ONLY 4 YEARS OLD? I thought this was like from dinosaur times

  • @HeyThisIsBrian
    @HeyThisIsBrian 2 года назад +1

    Just saw the A-bango Bongo trailer. Looks like a fun romp about standing in people's driveways.