Beyond Believability: FACT or False

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
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  • @CorndogNinja
    @CorndogNinja 4 года назад +2012

    I love how the "barking" pun doesn't even have anything to do with that story

    • @JonathanSicoli
      @JonathanSicoli 4 года назад +156

      There's nothing "slippery" about good storytelling

    • @emptyMorg
      @emptyMorg 4 года назад +63

      Dogs like bones, dogs bark ez

    • @philbattiste9649
      @philbattiste9649 4 года назад +80

      It either has nothing to do with the story, or it's the most obscure reference to H.P. Lovecraft's the Hound ever.

  • @thruthenever
    @thruthenever 3 года назад +769

    The confusion and incredulity of his delivery of "ASS?!" followed by, "But Ass died five years ago" is just perfect.

    • @aidynhull8372
      @aidynhull8372 Год назад +26

      I love that it looks like he's been ADR'd too, like the "Ass" barely even matches his lips

    • @MegaMan-bs3oy
      @MegaMan-bs3oy Год назад +16

      That is spot on how they did it in the real show lol

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Год назад +2

      "ASS?!"

    • @flyindevil
      @flyindevil Год назад +3

      @@PanAndScanBuddy "Not this time. It never happened."

  • @marcopivetta7796
    @marcopivetta7796 4 года назад +2024

    But ASS died 5 years ago...
    perfect delivery.

    • @mads_in_zero
      @mads_in_zero 4 года назад +39

      Personally I wish it was "But ASS died 3 years ago...", just to hammer home the Silent Hill 2 homage of the delivery of "ASS?"
      (EDIT: It's a plot point in Silent Hill 2 that the main character's wife, Mary, died three years before the story, including a line of "But Mary died three years ago...". Also, in the director's commentary for this video, it's confirmed that the way they say ASS? is a reference to that SH2 scene linked below).

    • @ACHU-DETE
      @ACHU-DETE 4 года назад +1

      @@mads_in_zero pls post sauce cant find it

    • @mads_in_zero
      @mads_in_zero 4 года назад +6

      @@ACHU-DETE ruclips.net/video/zSQ36xrRW8s/видео.html

    • @eruption257
      @eruption257 4 года назад +6

      "ASSCAR" adapted from Harlan Ellison's "A Not-So Clean Plate"

    • @somedude9665
      @somedude9665 4 года назад

      ass never dies

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 4 года назад +1166

    “Similar events happened in Florida just last week” you could say that for literally anything

    • @danthemusicmannew
      @danthemusicmannew 2 года назад +46

      how about a gay priest resetting the universe for his vampire boyfriend

    • @modernmajorgeneral3662
      @modernmajorgeneral3662 2 года назад +66

      @@danthemusicmannew similar events happened in Florida just last week

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 2 года назад +17

      @@danthemusicmannew similar events happened in florida just 30 minutes ago

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 года назад +7

      @@danthemusicmannew I mean that’s probably one of the less crazy things in florida

    • @S8EdgyVA
      @S8EdgyVA Год назад +2

      You know that song he made where there's an hilariously crazy story with a lot of fictional characters? How much do you wanna bet it'll happen in Florida by 2040?

  • @BoundaryBreak
    @BoundaryBreak 4 года назад +3089

    uh wow. perfect capture of the tone and style of beyond belief

    • @maddiequestionmark
      @maddiequestionmark 4 года назад +37

      oh heck look who it is in my good boy’s comments

    • @neurosin
      @neurosin 4 года назад +27

      oh shit, whaddup?! I work for a game company as an environment artist and am watching this video at work because a coworker posted it. Then I find you in here. DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN?
      It's true.

    • @BoundaryBreak
      @BoundaryBreak 4 года назад +24

      Hey Josh! Right on man! Thanks for all the hard work you do. Did some sleuthing. You worked on Batman for TellTale games yes?

    • @neurosin
      @neurosin 4 года назад +27

      @@BoundaryBreak yeah dude. Worked at Telltale for 5 years on Batman 1 and 2, Walking Dead 2 and michonne, tales from the borderlands, and guardians. Also, Roblox, Sims 4, XCOM The Bureau Declassified, and most recently, Wolves in the Walls (a VR film by Neil Gaiman). Currently work at Manticore Games. Whew...that list is getting too long, next time I will just link to my website. Ha!
      I really appreciate your channel. It is one of the few that focus a lot on what I do and it is really great to get the perspective of outsiders when they see environments in this light.

    • @BoundaryBreak
      @BoundaryBreak 4 года назад +22

      It seriously means a lot that when someone like yourself who knows what they're talking about when it comes to games would appreciate my show. Really makes me feel like I'm on the right track with Boundary Break. Seriously, thank you so much man

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 4 года назад +964

    I don't need the mainstream media when I have this show to tell me what's true and false

    • @floppademon1506
      @floppademon1506 3 года назад +3

      *_OH MY GOD 5MADMOVIEMAKERS 😍😍😍😍😍_*

  • @StephenBlane
    @StephenBlane 4 года назад +1109

    That scream when he sees the skeleton was amazing. It's like he has had this happen to him before a few times but not often enough that it doesn't still startle him.

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 4 года назад +72

      *_B O N E S_*

    • @weirdorangeyankabetch
      @weirdorangeyankabetch 4 года назад +22

      @@Sammie1053 HUH!!!

    • @camerabox1
      @camerabox1 3 года назад +35

      That’s so oddly specific that I’m going to have to ask you if you relate to this situation on a personal level

    • @Xenunnaki
      @Xenunnaki 2 года назад +16

      It's like when you see a bug or spider really close to you before you realize what it is

  • @praxibetelix1664
    @praxibetelix1664 4 года назад +1545

    Ryan's delivery on "The boys in the writers' room fluffed this story up" contains so much raw power.

    • @joeykickassery
      @joeykickassery 4 года назад +63

      Grins exactly like Jonathan Frakes

  • @adrianpink8144
    @adrianpink8144 4 года назад +1224

    "but ass died 5 years ago" lmaooo this is too accurate. the evidence in that show is always vague af.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад +104

      "It's true...I saw it"

    • @aviation_nut
      @aviation_nut Год назад +6

      My favorite one was where they had this couple miss their trip on the Lusitania because of some freak thing where their rings get caught on their hands or something? I forget, it was so long ago. And then it turns out they were telling this story while on the Hindenburg. Frakes says, "Was this based on real events? Yes. It's true."
      Well, yes. It's true in that the Lusitania sank and the Hindenburg blew up... that show really insulted viewers' intelligence.

  • @ezekielmartin4323
    @ezekielmartin4323 4 года назад +1857

    My favorite part of the video has to be "BARKING up the wrong tree" at 4:17. In normal circumstances, it'd just be a stupid pun, but the fact that not _one single part_ of the story before it had _anything_ to do with dogs, trees, or barking makes it... _mwah!_ Pure poetry.

    • @itsrachelfish
      @itsrachelfish 4 года назад +70

      HEY! Dogs have bones too y'know

    • @weirdorangeyankabetch
      @weirdorangeyankabetch 4 года назад +55

      And the globe the host is holding at the beginning of that one also has nothing to do w it! 😂😂😂

    • @Vinkie
      @Vinkie 4 года назад +3

      He probably meant to say PARKING up the wrong tree

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 года назад +25

      @@Vinkie Nah, I think he was just being surreal

    • @Bluey
      @Bluey 3 года назад +4

      there were a lot of trees

  • @daltysmilth
    @daltysmilth 4 года назад +220

    What's most impressive to me is how perfectly they captured the look of 90's era videography. It's like they actually filmed this on Betacam and 16mm film.

  • @mickat5350
    @mickat5350 4 года назад +795

    Neil: uploads a video
    RUclips Subscriptions feed: false. it never happened.

    • @bwomsambi
      @bwomsambi 3 года назад +10

      @@UnknownUser-jz1he who asked?

  • @BellaExclamationMark
    @BellaExclamationMark 4 года назад +2326

    I really love that the "pornography" is just a picture of a young woman, fully clothed. That man is innocent indeed.

    • @Lost-Lilim
      @Lost-Lilim 4 года назад +195

      It looked like a pic of Sarah Michelle Gellar from the a Buffy promo.

    • @evilcoleslaw
      @evilcoleslaw 4 года назад +54

      @@Lost-Lilim it was.

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 4 года назад +14

      Missed opportunity to have it be weird fetish stuff

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 4 года назад +99

      @@Lost-Lilim promography

    • @izzzy1977
      @izzzy1977 4 года назад +8

      Monetization

  • @KryptoDigital
    @KryptoDigital 4 года назад +2481

    Thank god his hand is fine. I couldn't imagine a worse fate than getting your hand stuck in a sandwich, let alone a pb&j

    • @kellygallagher7148
      @kellygallagher7148 4 года назад +67

      Yes, it's lucky that he realized what was happening before he ate the sandwich. This could have been a real tragedy.

    • @nerolemon
      @nerolemon 4 года назад +24

      grilled cheese would be worse

    • @trash_girlfriend
      @trash_girlfriend 4 года назад +30

      The guy is also quite the snack himself

    • @devadedo
      @devadedo 4 года назад +6

      In potato bread no less.

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 4 года назад +10

      @@trash_girlfriend ikr

  • @KJYKJY1985
    @KJYKJY1985 3 года назад +67

    The thought of a clock reading 12:34 is terrifying. I swear I've seen it happen twice in one day.

  • @ITPaladin90
    @ITPaladin90 4 года назад +770

    Apple bite sound for an orange. Details like this kill me!

    • @mygills3050
      @mygills3050 3 года назад +4

      and he's just biting into it! he doesn't even cut it up or in any way eat it normally!

    • @mygills3050
      @mygills3050 2 года назад

      Some orange skin is poisonous, for God’s sake!

  • @sentientblender
    @sentientblender 4 года назад +776

    2:32 that scream is irreversibly lodged into my memory from watching stick figure comedy videos when I was 12, never expected to hear it again out in the wild

    • @wetlor2315
      @wetlor2315 4 года назад +15

      Holy shit what a nostalgia trip

    • @sentientblender
      @sentientblender 4 года назад +8

      You sure you’re not thinking of the Wilhelm? Thought that was the one that turns up everywhere, not this. Maybe this one is the same deal, but I’ve never heard it talked about.

    • @wetlor2315
      @wetlor2315 4 года назад +33

      @@sentientblender nahhh wilhelm was mad different, guy falling off a horse style scream

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +31

      TheBlenderman Sorry if this sounds snippy (idk how else to say it but matter of factly) but common stock sounds have more than one scream. Wilhelm is the most well-known but not the only one.

    • @sentientblender
      @sentientblender 4 года назад +1

      Hmm, my bad then! I’ll try to dig up some more info, apologies for assuming the worst.

  • @misturfixit45
    @misturfixit45 2 года назад +34

    Not only a perfect imitation, but also nailed the frustration of their mundane stories being fictional and their ridiculous stories being "based on" reality

  • @janicechristiedenton0451
    @janicechristiedenton0451 4 года назад +285

    Oh, Neil. You come to me when I need you the most.

  • @ChelseaColeslaw
    @ChelseaColeslaw 4 года назад +283

    TV Y7 S rating is a great joke. It's subtle and only is funny to people who happen to know what those ratings mean.

    • @KevinJamesVideo
      @KevinJamesVideo 4 года назад +54

      Thanks!

    • @ChelseaColeslaw
      @ChelseaColeslaw 4 года назад +7

      @@KevinJamesVideo 👍Please keep making this quality content and I will watch it!

    • @GBart
      @GBart 4 года назад +28

      This thing is chock full of subtle jokes

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 2 года назад +4

      I looked this up and my god what a fantastic joke.

  • @Monique.Marceline
    @Monique.Marceline 4 года назад +38

    The credits are gold (“Dr. Tex Axelfart” “Spenser Keyboardson”) but my personal favorite is “D*ck Clark” being censored

  • @Sandydandyman
    @Sandydandyman 4 года назад +569

    Watch in 240p for maximum authenticity

    • @hiltonlive32grnrngr
      @hiltonlive32grnrngr 4 года назад +8

      I just wish the duration of this fan-made episode was as long as it's behind-the-scenes special; that would've really enhanced it's authenticity

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 года назад +8

      Thanks for this suggestion. The presenter was a little too high res for my liking

    • @user-nw1je1ur6t
      @user-nw1je1ur6t 4 года назад +2

      genius!!!

    • @twistedwizard9100
      @twistedwizard9100 3 года назад

      360p works too

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 3 года назад +2

      You really need 480i, but that isn't available.

  • @oceanflowerrs
    @oceanflowerrs 4 года назад +547

    im absolutely losing my mind?? the actress at 0:24 is my old art teacher from when i was in grade school, ms feeney! it took me several watches to figure it out, but now i'm 100% certain it's her! what!!!!!

    • @amazydaisy
      @amazydaisy 3 года назад +37

      underrated comment

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 3 года назад +14

      waow

    • @cipherclone2661
      @cipherclone2661 3 года назад +21

      @@amazydaisy she looks like an art teacher

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 года назад +23

      @@Jachra ART TEACHERS WERE MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT

    • @milkbox103
      @milkbox103 3 года назад +16

      @@Jachra art teachers were made up to sell more art supplies

  • @NitroRad
    @NitroRad 4 года назад +580

    could be real

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 4 года назад +325

    Using footage of Carnosaur in the Jurassic Park segment.
    Genius.

    • @2Eliishere
      @2Eliishere 4 года назад +2

      I thought that was carnosaur.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 4 года назад +6

      What was the still they used in the Toad-Man part. I don’t know who that guy is.

    • @raydonahue1978
      @raydonahue1978 4 года назад +4

      It was Jurassic Park. The dinosaur shots were from Carnosaur. Some people say the Jurassic Park novel is kind of similar to the Carnosaur novel. I think both the movies came out in 1993.

    • @raydonahue1978
      @raydonahue1978 4 года назад +4

      @@connor48880The Ukrainian Toad-Man is Toad, played by Ray Park, from X-Men.

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 3 года назад +2

      @@raydonahue1978 The FOX X-men movie from waaay back. The one where Storm says "do you know what happens when a toad is struck by lightning? the same thing that happens to everything else" and then hits him with lightning and he flies away and presumably dies

  • @SeventhLemon
    @SeventhLemon 4 года назад +245

    This was hilarious, had me crying. The random Jurassic Park clip (fact), the split second still of Toad from X-Men after the Ukrainian Toad Man story (with no clip), the fruit he bit into that I’m pretty sure was an unpeeled orange... too good. My past obsession with Beyond Belief makes me really appreciate this, the cheesiness is so accurate. “But ass died five years ago...”

    • @ZimmyFox
      @ZimmyFox 4 года назад +21

      The Jurassic Park segment also had footage from the extremely awful movie Carnisaur cut into it.

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative Год назад +5

      Also how the clock segment is just titled "The Witch Doctor's Curse" for no reason

    • @MegatronYES
      @MegatronYES Год назад +2

      “but ASS died five years ago” had me screaming and crying so hard my wife woke up

  • @mrf4ncyp4nts
    @mrf4ncyp4nts 4 года назад +342

    2:03 oh my GOD he actually used the analog digital clock that he posted on twitter weeks ago

  • @beerasaurus
    @beerasaurus 4 года назад +72

    "could jars really hold profanities inside of them?" I died.

  • @Zeiru
    @Zeiru 4 года назад +349

    I'm blown away by your set for the 'Johnathan Frakes' portions of the video. It looks amazing.

    • @rinoz47
      @rinoz47 4 года назад +11

      eh needs more antiques

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 4 года назад +18

      This is so weird I only just found out about that Johnathan Frakes show and now I find this for the first time

    • @riflemanm16a2
      @riflemanm16a2 4 года назад +5

      @@jauxro I watched it as a kid and just watched an episode of it a about a year ago for the first time in 20+ years, and now I'm also seeing spoofs and poops of it. Maybe it's just becoming a meme now.

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude 4 года назад +13

      The set just looks like a warehouse with a cage screen and some candles. The real quality is from the blue lights and fog.

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад +2

      @@Fuchsia_tude it is a warehouse. They talk about it in the behind the scenes for this video

  • @professorbean5791
    @professorbean5791 3 года назад +81

    This guy has Johnathan Frake's weird mannerisms down so well it's scary.

  • @WJINTL
    @WJINTL Год назад +32

    I wish they would do a sequel to this. It's shamefully underrated.

  • @eleanorelmore
    @eleanorelmore 4 года назад +29

    It wasn’t until the narrator started referencing the stories that I realized this was filmed for this and not re edited from some old show. Really nailed the production design and tone of those shows

  • @mossmeow
    @mossmeow 4 года назад +19

    0:58 "Boobs, boobs, boobs....."
    Truly a dark story. I hope the family's son has learned his lesson.

  • @boccs9925
    @boccs9925 4 года назад +71

    I've been rewatching Beyond Belief over the past month and it is AMAZING how accurate this is.

  • @Dieci-9
    @Dieci-9 4 года назад +32

    For some reason the heartbroken gravedigger's second shout had me wheezing.

  • @milomiller3472
    @milomiller3472 2 года назад +10

    went in for my monthly rewatch of this cause it always makes me laugh and just realized the librarys called "j.varney library" i love that little jim varney reference, ernest forever

  • @teomodo8266
    @teomodo8266 Год назад +3

    neil watching a hockey clip from the 70s when they're parodying a show from the 90s immediately followed by the fake digital display on the clock, plus the analogue clock in the background reading a completely different time... it's beautiful...

  • @Grannit666
    @Grannit666 4 года назад +49

    It's crazy that your whole crew has posted nothing but fire for the last 15 years

  • @MegaPikachu5
    @MegaPikachu5 4 года назад +145

    *Pulls up in bike*
    "Have you ever gone mountain biking"

  • @WCOBDisorder
    @WCOBDisorder 4 года назад +43

    I like that the clocks don't match up

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 4 года назад +19

    the part i laughed at hardest was him biting into the orange. everything in this was sublime but that shit sent me over the top.

  • @Dragondraikk
    @Dragondraikk 4 года назад +22

    As someone living in a country that still airs that show on infinite repeat since its creation, this is uncannily close to the real thing.

  • @sophiegamer6679
    @sophiegamer6679 4 года назад +169

    5:08 "Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parent's cellar, downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar."
    Nice.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +14

      It's not even a sexy picture, it's just a normal headshot.

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 4 года назад +7

      Glad I'm not the only one who got the reference.

    • @danielthemaniel7461
      @danielthemaniel7461 4 года назад +3

      @@jacksonpercy8044
      Please enlighten me. I don't remember which song this is

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 4 года назад +23

      "It's All About the Pentiums" by Weird Al

    • @CaptHayfever
      @CaptHayfever 4 года назад +1

      @@handsomebrick: Counterpoint: *_ALL_* pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar are sexy.

  • @z_skandana
    @z_skandana 4 года назад +33

    That was definitely an apple eating sound when he took a bite of that orange. What the heck is this? I love it.

  • @kappaross6124
    @kappaross6124 4 года назад +520

    Could this video have really happened?
    False.
    FiCTioN

  • @MemoriesAndRegrets
    @MemoriesAndRegrets 4 года назад +581

    So Spirit Phone's the soundtrack for this show huh?

    • @MrPatters
      @MrPatters 4 года назад +134

      This show is the visualtrack for the album.

    • @zmbklr101
      @zmbklr101 4 года назад +38

      That episode where that guy died was amazing.

    • @kllcmd8980
      @kllcmd8980 4 года назад +29

      zmbklr101 I mean, I preferred the one where the scientist keeps pestering a radio host about aliens

    • @groundzero1077
      @groundzero1077 4 года назад +29

      @@kllcmd8980 What about the one where the guy resurrects Micheal Jackson? I thought that one was pretty good

    • @austinmitchell2652
      @austinmitchell2652 4 года назад +19

      @@groundzero1077 I prefer the one where he turns Alec Guiness into an animatronic

  • @junkequation
    @junkequation 9 месяцев назад +6

    so funny; my wife and I were watching this show, and one was about a kid who said there was a monster in his closet. He went into the closet for some reason and was never seen again. The host, of course, proclaimed it true. Closet monsters is a real phenomenon.

  • @pokemontrainerelio3648
    @pokemontrainerelio3648 4 года назад +37

    This was beautiful... God, this amazing parody was more like the actual show than any of the imitations.
    One thing the imitations failed to do was full on dramatizations like Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction did, it was always fully narrated, had interviews with the people who experienced the strange event and had people testing the events to see if they happened.

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 4 года назад +59

    5:06 Is that a Weird Al reference? :O
    "Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
    Downloading pictures of Sara Michelle Gellar"

    • @Begeru
      @Begeru 3 года назад

      But he's in the library...

  • @BryanSteacy
    @BryanSteacy 4 года назад +203

    "J. Varney Library"
    As in Jim Varney?
    As in Earnest P. Worrell?

    • @misterdanny5421
      @misterdanny5421 4 года назад +11

      DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, VERNE?

    • @jonothanthrace1530
      @jonothanthrace1530 4 года назад +3

      @@maiabones Not podcasting and voice acting superstar Little Janet Varney, this one is named after the seldom-seen Big Janet Varney.

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 4 года назад +2

      As in Slinky Dog in the first two Toy Story movies?

    • @una_10bananas
      @una_10bananas 2 года назад

      Yes.

  • @foglake757
    @foglake757 8 месяцев назад +5

    crying laughing at “but ass died five years ago”. this is perfect

  • @Caboose4u
    @Caboose4u 4 года назад +61

    I really, really enjoy the care you put into making this look like the show. Nice professionalism and funny. Great job.

    • @KevinJamesVideo
      @KevinJamesVideo 4 года назад +10

      Daw.
      Comments like this make my day. This one took some real time.

    • @Endsorrow
      @Endsorrow 4 года назад +4

      @@KevinJamesVideo We love you, Kevin James James James James!

  • @mobius273
    @mobius273 4 года назад +81

    Ryan murphy telling you you're right for 30 seconds

  • @Arcade_Cat_
    @Arcade_Cat_ 4 года назад +20

    I love that the clock in the background doesn’t even show the same time 2:15

  • @lk8114
    @lk8114 4 года назад +401

    "Similar events happen in Florida " well he's not wrong...

    • @Pellbort
      @Pellbort 4 года назад +14

      You could really say that for anything.

  • @Firebert
    @Firebert 4 года назад +318

    He CAN keep getting away with it! - Me about Neil Cicierega

  • @notapplicable3258
    @notapplicable3258 4 года назад +38

    At 2:09 the clock on the wall seemed to show 2:40, not 1234. Perhaps some sort of digital manipulation was used, like that utilized in the making of Neil puppeteers in his sleep.

  • @Jogwheel
    @Jogwheel Год назад +6

    This is absolutely great. Love your attention to detail like the WFXT local FOX bug... with everything sandwiched between a pair of old commercials. Made me feel like you ripped this right off a TV in 1999.
    Awesome job 🙂

  • @xXTomokoKurokiXx
    @xXTomokoKurokiXx 4 года назад +36

    "I'm innocent"
    Maybe not on my life, but perhaps on yours.

  • @annveal
    @annveal 4 года назад +23

    Bringing a Dad, jokes, AND Dad Jokes all in one video. Praise the Neil.

  • @kaitbelll
    @kaitbelll 4 года назад +13

    Love how the Jurassic Park segment is actually Carnosaur 2.

  • @xybur
    @xybur 4 года назад +45

    I didn't even WATCH the video, I just saw the THUMBNAIL pop up in my yt feed and I died laughing.

  • @Random3716
    @Random3716 3 года назад +7

    My favorite subtle joke is that in the 3rd one there's a second clock in the background that shows a completely different time

  • @danieloconnor4638
    @danieloconnor4638 3 года назад +5

    I love how 4:16 he just randomly acts like he's making a pun

    • @tricdaddy316
      @tricdaddy316 3 года назад

      It’s a joke to how Jonathan Frakes would make similar puns from the real show

  • @MyssBlewm
    @MyssBlewm 4 года назад +26

    A friend of mine told me that he has a cousin from England who had a friend whose house was attacked by their own mail. The mail was flying out of the mail slot and purging out of the chimney. I think it happened in the 90s.

  • @radiomantis
    @radiomantis 4 года назад +11

    yet another epic win for neil circuitboard and his friends

  • @RaccoonGaming2112
    @RaccoonGaming2112 4 года назад +7

    The Millennium commercial at the beginning made it so much better

  • @aurumarma5711
    @aurumarma5711 4 года назад +380

    I've never clicked faster, besides those times that I did.

    • @xybur
      @xybur 4 года назад +15

      Totally false.

    • @Will-ql6di
      @Will-ql6di 4 года назад +7

      Yep! a total un-truth!

    • @MisterAppleEsq
      @MisterAppleEsq 4 года назад +10

      A complete fabrication.

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 4 года назад +10

      No way. Its fiction.

    • @JessiNaka
      @JessiNaka 4 года назад +10

      You're innocent.

  • @ezyto
    @ezyto 4 года назад +27

    I’ve been watching a lot of beyond belief recently so this popping up is just hilarious

  • @dharrius_archive
    @dharrius_archive Год назад +4

    I don’t know why I like this so much, but I really like the person telling the tv-show host off in the library is Neil acting bit voiced by Kevin haha!!

  • @dark.faedream
    @dark.faedream 4 года назад +15

    I love how you guys are still friends after all of these years. I've been following the videos on your channel and Ryan's channel for seven years, they are a source of creative inspiration for me and I love watching them, cheers guys :)

  • @camelopardalis84
    @camelopardalis84 4 года назад +27

    0.06: Ooh, I hope it's Neil who comes out, that would be so cool!
    0.07: No, it's not Neil. It's one of the people who actually presented the show. I should have known it's an original clip.
    0.08: It's *RYAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!*
    Edit: Thanks to being subscribed, having the bell rung, and youtube notifying me in the proper manner, I didn't see the thumbnail. So I didn't have anything spoilt for me.

  • @Norsilca
    @Norsilca 2 года назад +6

    For some reason I laughed so much when the number on the "digital clock" slowly rotated into place.

    • @neilcic
      @neilcic  2 года назад +15

      That's a real clock I found at a yard sale. Apparently from the brief period of time when LED displays were expensive and fashionable enough to imitate.

  • @petershillito
    @petershillito 8 месяцев назад +4

    Somehow this video from 4 years ago remains in my head because there has been at least one occasion recently where I've seen the word "ass" in like graffiti or otherwise written down somewhere and I find myself going "ass????" exactly like in this video. Still one of my favourite Guaranteed* Video videos.

  • @michaelshumate3134
    @michaelshumate3134 4 года назад +17

    I used to love this Show, I didnt know anyone else watched it. I thought it was just a really long fever dream from my childhood.

  • @suppertea6056
    @suppertea6056 4 года назад +71

    nOT fact.
    I am INNOCENT.

  • @asdfghjkl9260
    @asdfghjkl9260 4 года назад +6

    5:14 i'd recognize that boney wrangly-ass torso anywhere... Thats a Neil. FACT.

  • @slippinjimmy5683
    @slippinjimmy5683 3 года назад +5

    I love the little joke at the end of Harlan Ellison being credited for one of the stories because he sued people all the time for "adapting" his stories.

  • @jamiedoesthings
    @jamiedoesthings 4 года назад +53

    Neil uploads and suddenly my day isn't so bad

    • @jamiedoesthings
      @jamiedoesthings 4 года назад +5

      By the time the asscar rolled round I felt the need to amend my statement. My day is now officially good.

  • @Horsehater500
    @Horsehater500 3 года назад +5

    We gotta help Neil! He can’t make funky smash mouth remixes when his hand is stuck in PB&J!

  • @CaptainBarnabas
    @CaptainBarnabas 3 года назад +4

    oh neil we're really in it now

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 Год назад +3

    The fact that you wedged a clip from Carnasaur(?) into a clip from Jurassic Park is that extra layer of delightful.

  • @Cotygeek
    @Cotygeek 4 года назад +12

    You guys always nail the 90s aesthetic perfectly.

  • @DickChimney
    @DickChimney 4 года назад +5

    4:15 Best play on words ever.

  • @temmiedestructo7309
    @temmiedestructo7309 4 года назад +52

    Of course the second one didn’t happen... Neil Cicierega isn’t REAL.

    • @swarler
      @swarler 2 года назад +8

      think about it. have you ever seen him in real life?

  • @PaulFisher
    @PaulFisher 4 года назад +7

    “our writers fluffed [the sandwich story] up” is a huge Boston/Somerville tell :p

    • @PaulFisher
      @PaulFisher 4 года назад +3

      I mean apart from all the other stuff in the video but

  • @flashpone7910
    @flashpone7910 4 года назад +7

    Yo, I loved this guy’s solo channel, Viscious516. Glad to see he’s still making stuff.

  • @guilhermeshiba3135
    @guilhermeshiba3135 4 года назад +73

    12:34
    *I have done the impossible.*

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 3 года назад

      Clever -- but obviously fake. Nice try!

  • @MrMilwitt
    @MrMilwitt 4 года назад +71

    Are we seriously gonna ignore the fact that it says TV-Y7-S in the upper left corner?

    • @ewangoodwin1127
      @ewangoodwin1127 3 года назад +1

      what does that mean?

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 3 года назад +1

      @@ewangoodwin1127 That it's suitable for children seven years and up. No idea why it shouldn't be ignored though?

    • @mackr1940
      @mackr1940 3 года назад +19

      @@Bubbly_Dragon Because the S means sexual content, a show for seven year olds wouldn't have sexual content.

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 3 года назад +1

      @@mackr1940 Ah, fair enough

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад

      It's 2021 bro,a 7 year old can watch what they want to watch,and even grow up to be a unicorn if they so wish to become one.You have no right to decide what's suitable for a 7 year old,just as it would be silly for a 7 year old to tell you what would be appropriate for an adult.Open your mind.

  • @evans3234
    @evans3234 4 года назад +35

    The boy is back in town!

  • @inactivepleasegoaway
    @inactivepleasegoaway 3 года назад +4

    "sir, we've talked about this"
    he really did it AND got caught multiple times

  • @Grstearns
    @Grstearns 2 года назад +6

    Just here to pay my respects to Ass. We miss you, brother

  • @MrBaritonefreak
    @MrBaritonefreak 4 года назад +6

    I love you Neil
    And everyone who works on these. One of the most underrated channels out there.
    Hope all is well for you bud

  • @Swishiee
    @Swishiee 4 года назад +10

    J. Varney Library: The only public library with a wheel!

  • @lucindaladybird8623
    @lucindaladybird8623 4 года назад +4

    The edits the set design all perfect.

  • @ray_0209
    @ray_0209 2 года назад +3

    I lost the will to live at the jurassic park clip, but when he bit an unpeeled orange, that really got the rest of me. I would pay a lot of money to see more of this.

  • @putriscool
    @putriscool 3 года назад +8

    i love how at 6:00 they censored "dick" despite it being someones mame

  • @tsg_frank5829
    @tsg_frank5829 4 года назад +13

    These stories are truly unbelievable, like the time Niel uploaded a video to his channel parodying Beyond Belief.
    Did that really happen?

    • @iomoonofjuputer
      @iomoonofjuputer 4 года назад +8

      complete fake. never happened. you need to wake up

  • @tackytown345
    @tackytown345 4 года назад +2

    the cut to jurassic park made me straight up cackle i love this channel so fucking much

  • @SpoonyBard88
    @SpoonyBard88 3 года назад +2

    The "help!" kills me every time. The fear in his voice is palpable.

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest Год назад

      The look of terror in Neil's eyes sells it.