Special Edition Controllers - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024
  • Scott buys stuff to not use stuff.
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
    Facebook: / scottthewoz
    Instagram: / scottthewoz
    Music Used:
    "Board Game" from Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival
    "Coconut Mall" from Mario Kart Wii
    "Ravio's Theme" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
    "Bonus Game" from Super Smash Bros. (N64)
    "Hyrule at Peace" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
    "Battle Arena" from Donkey Kong 64
    "Battle Theme" from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
    "Save Theme" from Resident Evil 4
    "VS Maverick" from Mega Man X8
    "Bazaar" from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    "Rooftop Run (Day)" from Sonic Unleashed
    "Pirates" from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    "Multi-Man Smash" from Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes

Комментарии • 4,6 тыс.

  • @joecauthon2988
    @joecauthon2988 4 года назад +1695

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever!"
    *another copy of Wii Play appears*

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 4 года назад +32

      "ah f***"

    • @clamdove3292
      @clamdove3292 4 года назад +3

      i wanna like this comment... but it already has 69 likes

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 4 года назад +14

      **Madden 08 is released on modern consoles**

    • @foxirelle8841
      @foxirelle8841 4 года назад +4

      FlingSmash: *exists*

    • @alexismorales7674
      @alexismorales7674 4 года назад +1

      *Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

  • @real_abender
    @real_abender 4 года назад +1652

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever"
    More copies of Fling Smash and another Rice Cooker: "I am inevitable."

    • @blankname3816
      @blankname3816 4 года назад +27

      Wait, there's MORE copies of Fling Smash?

    • @LemonSmug
      @LemonSmug 4 года назад +30

      Madden 08: Did you forget about me?

    • @sailorgallifrey1365
      @sailorgallifrey1365 4 года назад +16

      Chicken Shoot: hey man I’m here too

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 4 года назад +11

      How do you expect the man to stay healthy without his daily supply of Wii Play Motion?

    • @bitterman7258
      @bitterman7258 4 года назад +6

      wii play

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 4 года назад +12368

    I got called a special edition in school

    • @shlomosama6081
      @shlomosama6081 4 года назад +173

      Same

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +164

      The people at my school call me RUclips Megastar can you guess why Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga

    • @BraxtonKovary
      @BraxtonKovary 4 года назад +30

      Bruh, same ❤️

    • @Sknotty
      @Sknotty 4 года назад +475

      Wow, lucky. I just got called a retard.

    • @ash_aiden
      @ash_aiden 4 года назад +52

      Punch them in that face, simple solution, it worked for me

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie 4 года назад +2278

    11:02 imagine being in a store and see someone set up a camera, talk to bread, and leave

    • @victorlol1339
      @victorlol1339 3 года назад +6

      Why?

    • @sackcat196
      @sackcat196 3 года назад +65

      The camera shake looks like someone else is holding the camera

    • @mo_ops9426
      @mo_ops9426 3 года назад +5

      I think it’s a green screen 😔

    • @davidtownsend6092
      @davidtownsend6092 3 года назад +5

      Genius. A true Artistic genius of our age.

    • @MrRedstoneready
      @MrRedstoneready 3 года назад +25

      Of course not without grabbing a few rice cookers on the way out

  • @Myoo263
    @Myoo263 4 года назад +5830

    "it may not be a great controller, but it's not a good controller either."
    thanks scott keep up the good content

    • @licentiousdreams
      @licentiousdreams 4 года назад +83

      May not be great content, but it's not good content either.

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 4 года назад +184

      @@licentiousdreams that may not be a great comment, but it's not a good comment either

    • @Michael-bc9wm
      @Michael-bc9wm 4 года назад +72

      @@ps3aciv that may not be a great comeback, but its not a good comeback either

    • @lilfoot4837
      @lilfoot4837 4 года назад +90

      John the Long_Schlong it may not be a great comment thread, but it’s not a good comment thread either

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 4 года назад +57

      @@lilfoot4837 i can't think of a great reply, but I can't think of a good one either

  • @drillbit8280
    @drillbit8280 4 года назад +1538

    “Notoriously doesn’t bathe his fingers.”
    Well, that one way of saying it.

    • @Ash0512
      @Ash0512 4 года назад +13

      Bruh Hargett welcome to Scott The Woz!

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 4 года назад +6

      This post made by OCD gang

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад

      Did you watch
      cowboy pocket tomorrow ?

    • @namesurname4666
      @namesurname4666 4 года назад

      Coronavirus

    • @stevenmills6502
      @stevenmills6502 4 года назад

      @@namesurname4666
      YES OR NO?

  • @saifuusuri
    @saifuusuri 4 года назад +1934

    "Who chews on thumb sticks?"
    It's called "Rock Candy" for a reason Scott.

  • @sevvycat2
    @sevvycat2 3 года назад +916

    I love how in 2:05 Scott just has a blank expression the entire time

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад +32

      He’s also dressed like the AVGN

    • @ZacharySkan
      @ZacharySkan 3 года назад +11

      @@BinglesP when did avgn wear a white hoodie?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад +9

      @@ZacharySkan Color only, not type of clothing

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад +36

      @@BinglesP AVGN invented the color white

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад +2

      @@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 no the pants too

  • @thepiemaster477
    @thepiemaster477 4 года назад +841

    Ah yes, a special edition episode of Scott the Woz being uploaded on not Sunday. My favorite

    • @Les____
      @Les____ 4 года назад +5

      My favorite

    • @SintasSays
      @SintasSays 4 года назад +14

      @Clown Man You're taking this too seriously

    • @RQeeb-os1jb
      @RQeeb-os1jb 4 года назад +3

      Clown Man Name is accurate

    • @askaykeeners8712
      @askaykeeners8712 4 года назад +2

      What are you talking about its sunday

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 4 года назад +1

      ThePieMaster
      Probably because its Mar10 day

  • @FawnganU
    @FawnganU 4 года назад +293

    Kid: Mommy why is there a man looking at bread
    Mom: just keep walking honey

    • @johnathanbarnes8639
      @johnathanbarnes8639 4 года назад +5

      We've all had those moments at the Meijer, contemplating whether or not to buy that loaf of bread.

  • @antcoolman8350
    @antcoolman8350 3 года назад +3368

    Scott’s the guy to literally burn his house down for a skit

  • @psuedoenthu
    @psuedoenthu 4 года назад +2626

    Can we all appreciate that Scott bought 3 rice cookers just for a 2 second gag

    • @captainarab
      @captainarab 3 года назад +120

      He probably just bought a box

    • @captainarab
      @captainarab 3 года назад +73

      Well 3 📦

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 года назад +243

      @@captainarab
      Considering the amount of consoles and controllers that he has (and destroys for 2 seconds of comedy) and the fact the he buys same games twice (again for comedy), I'd say he could spend his money on 3 rice cookers. For comedy

    • @captainarab
      @captainarab 3 года назад +19

      @@steelbear2063 why would he do that when you can get it for free

    • @toastybutondifferentacc5775
      @toastybutondifferentacc5775 3 года назад +42

      Search up Scott's net worth, he can afford it

  • @bokto5275
    @bokto5275 4 года назад +1116

    Scott: “I mean sure, I don’t need Rhythm Heaven Fever”
    Me: *has lost all respect for Scott*
    Scott: “... I need two!”
    Me: *has gained back and quintupled all respect for Scott*

  • @animeking1357
    @animeking1357 4 года назад +1266

    I had a friend over once who played my DS. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after eating those cheetos. My DS was greasy for months. I still get flashbacks every so often.

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 4 года назад +47

      @smash bash Oh man it was horrible. Had to wipe it down every time I played it for a while.

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 4 года назад +20

      Yea especially the lite model that plastic was coated

    • @devanshkamdar8244
      @devanshkamdar8244 4 года назад +61

      There's a special place in hell for people like that.

    • @hughjass1355
      @hughjass1355 4 года назад +5

      I still have a ds lite never happened to me

    • @latiosexing362
      @latiosexing362 4 года назад +6

      my 3ds has seen better days the visual grease/wear and tear from my multitudinous platforming.. drives the ocd insane. area around the d pad is doomed. lol

  • @MrCloud910
    @MrCloud910 4 года назад +1711

    “There are obviously products we want, but we don’t need”
    This is exactly why I watch this channel

  • @gabrielfuhr5964
    @gabrielfuhr5964 3 года назад +167

    8:31
    the PlayStation 3 controller was derivative of the PlayStation 2 controller which was derivative of the original DualShock controller which was an improved original PlayStation 1 controller which was heavily inspired by the SNES controller which was an evolution of the NES controller which took its design from the game and watch dual-screen series.

    • @isaiahchapman7660
      @isaiahchapman7660 Год назад +29

      Which is derivative of a Japanese man playing on a calculator on a bus.

    • @supathechest
      @supathechest Год назад +12

      @@isaiahchapman7660 and buses are derivative of cars

    • @littlegreen9274
      @littlegreen9274 Год назад +14

      @@supathechest and cars are derivative of Benz Patent-Motorwagens

    • @Lo-Sir
      @Lo-Sir Год назад +8

      ​@@littlegreen9274which is a derivative of chariots

    • @SluggishRain
      @SluggishRain Год назад +3

      Wasn’t the DualShock an improved version of the Dual Analog Controller which was an improved PlayStation Controller?

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 года назад +1610

    Petition to make Scott's 200th episode about *_3D Dot Game Heroes,_* because of his classic outro

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 4 года назад +18

      It’s really good too.

    • @BraxtonKovary
      @BraxtonKovary 4 года назад +51

      It's good, but why not something sexy? Like WarioWare Gold

    • @sanmoon3543
      @sanmoon3543 4 года назад +36

      No, knowing Scott it will probably be FlingSmash or BoomBlox

    • @priorfamily4374
      @priorfamily4374 4 года назад +7

      I’d sign that petition!

    • @snipermonkey8665
      @snipermonkey8665 4 года назад +14

      His channel theme is iconic so doing an episode because of it works

  • @GolfinhoVoador
    @GolfinhoVoador 4 года назад +536

    Scott: "Im never gonna buy anything again"
    *Ten Days later*
    Scott: *Buys animal crossing new horizons*

    • @Pr0t4t0
      @Pr0t4t0 4 года назад +2

      Scott:*buys Amiibo Festival in ten days*
      Golfinho Viador:I am both disappointed and impressed

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 4 года назад

      On Midnight release.

    • @TheNathanchavez96
      @TheNathanchavez96 4 года назад +1

      *buys 5 more copies*

    • @reddodeado301
      @reddodeado301 4 года назад +2

      No, Scott values his virginity. He'll get Doom Eternal.

    • @dullicecream
      @dullicecream 4 года назад

      Giro and Karin Buys both

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 4 года назад +331

    I bet the reason the episode was delayed was because Scott couldn't get himself to buy bread for 2 days.

    • @indigo6518
      @indigo6518 4 года назад +6

      He was busy competing in a video game music game. With no 🍞.

  • @Edgelite306
    @Edgelite306 3 года назад +266

    The fact that he had the Super Mario Bath Time Golf Set a year prior to Gaming Baths shows you how ready he is with a new video.

    • @FelOld
      @FelOld 2 года назад +27

      Or he really likes Mario bath time.

  • @cronkinthehouse
    @cronkinthehouse 4 года назад +1656

    “I won’t buy anything ever”
    Is this how you avoid taxes

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 4 года назад +78

      The technique Yoshi failed to see.

    • @adamdao4826
      @adamdao4826 4 года назад +6

      Yesn’t

    • @redblue3951
      @redblue3951 4 года назад +25

      Breaking News! Local man find way to make thousands per year, with one simple trick!

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 года назад +12

      He is a tax fraud enthusiast

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 4 года назад +1

      I mean... yeah

  • @ayyboilmao
    @ayyboilmao 4 года назад +578

    Scott: “who chews on thumb sticks?!”
    My Childhood Self: *looking around nervously*

    • @dot-alpha
      @dot-alpha 4 года назад +10

      Glad I wasn't the only one.

    • @Missmay123p
      @Missmay123p 4 года назад +10

      ayy boi lmao Yeah.. 😬 my poor ds stylus and wii nunchuck

    • @thebluecyclone8632
      @thebluecyclone8632 4 года назад +3

      My poor wii nunchuck it didn't stand a chance

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay 4 года назад

      *Insert young me voice* OOF

    • @Logan-tz1ry
      @Logan-tz1ry 4 года назад

      same

  • @evanschulz9704
    @evanschulz9704 4 года назад +373

    Scott: “I won’t buy anything ever”
    Me: don’t lie too us Scott your just gonna buy a new rhythm heaven fever again

    • @namanhang9664
      @namanhang9664 4 года назад +1

      Evan Schulz and a new wii play

    • @InfiniteTony
      @InfiniteTony 4 года назад +1

      * *you're*

    • @creoa3911
      @creoa3911 4 года назад

      And a new rice cooker

    • @boxwithahat
      @boxwithahat 4 года назад

      Maybe a few more copies of FlingSmash

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie 4 года назад +250

    “The luigi controller”
    Oh boy I can’t wait to control Luigi

  • @trainstorm1225
    @trainstorm1225 4 года назад +3458

    “Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller I see. **gasp**
    *D o N k E y K o N g ! ! ?* “

    • @Bzeagerr
      @Bzeagerr 4 года назад +42

      y e s

    • @hunterlinboom3462
      @hunterlinboom3462 4 года назад +12

      Hos yoshi why do I see you in every comment section

    • @Bzeagerr
      @Bzeagerr 4 года назад +21

      because y e s

    • @squidee
      @squidee 4 года назад +63

      2:05

    • @toast_0h
      @toast_0h 4 года назад +6

      Bananananananananannananananannanannananana

  • @Fake-rt9uk
    @Fake-rt9uk 4 года назад +153

    "WHAT THE F*** DON'T DO THAT TO MY CONTROLLER"
    *throws it at the ground*
    i love this channel
    2:29

  • @asinglefrenchfry2983
    @asinglefrenchfry2983 4 года назад +669

    *GASP* “dOHnKeY KoHNg?!!?!??”

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +17

      It's beautiful.
      Ive been staring at this for five hours now

    • @YoyIeCake
      @YoyIeCake 4 года назад +25

      2:09

    • @rita-Shi-Mi
      @rita-Shi-Mi 4 года назад +5

      @@YoyIeCake *I have to lick every controller I see.(Gasp)Donkey Kong?!"

    • @SwaggerSonic
      @SwaggerSonic 4 года назад +1

      A Single French Fry
      I love that part

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 4 года назад +2

      Congrats on watching the video.

  • @comediccarnage8059
    @comediccarnage8059 3 года назад +39

    This was my very first Scott the woz video. I love coming back and rewatching it.
    One of my favourite youtubers. I can’t believe it took me so long to find him.

    • @AceTrainerSquirtle
      @AceTrainerSquirtle 2 года назад

      My first was the Smash Bros Brawl one. I haven’t been the same ever since.

    • @jamo62
      @jamo62 2 года назад

      My first one was "Console Launch Titles", yup I've been watching for more then most of you

    • @toast8221
      @toast8221 Год назад

      @BendyBoi217 That was my first one too.

  • @collin9258
    @collin9258 4 года назад +1188

    "I don't need Rhythm Heaven Fever"
    ....Pushing your luck quite a bit there-
    "I need 2"
    Nice save Scott. You are spared, just this once.

    • @unhingedelbows2907
      @unhingedelbows2907 4 года назад +17

      Except when he said he had no interest in xenoblade chronicles 2

    • @goofy9697
      @goofy9697 4 года назад +23

      Xenoblade 2 kind of sucks not gonna lie

    • @jaxsterminator8634
      @jaxsterminator8634 4 года назад +8

      Celery Xenoblade sucks in general.

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 4 года назад +15

      Oh, hey, another Rhythm Heaven fan in 2020. _Good._

    • @fuitbythefoot
      @fuitbythefoot 4 года назад +30

      "I don't need Rhythm Heaven Fever"
      >:(
      "I need two"
      :)

  • @metosoreru
    @metosoreru 4 года назад +543

    2:09 why’d he have to say Donkey Kong like that. I’m crying

  • @leeeroyjenkins555
    @leeeroyjenkins555 4 года назад +201

    2:04 we all have that one friend...

  • @jackk.33
    @jackk.33 3 года назад +37

    Scott would buy an expensive car to get hit by a train all for a 3 second gag

  • @wutdahellboi8759
    @wutdahellboi8759 4 года назад +600

    "The guy that doesnt *BATHE* his fingers"
    Is it possible to learn this power

    • @leemoser2446
      @leemoser2446 4 года назад +29

      Not from a woz...

    • @johnlannan4325
      @johnlannan4325 4 года назад +12

      i think only Dumbledore knows this level of power.

    • @zetastreaker47
      @zetastreaker47 3 года назад

      Underrated comment.

    • @odyssiii
      @odyssiii 2 года назад

      Not from a Nintendo fan

  • @Filmedon3DS
    @Filmedon3DS 4 года назад +4065

    "I wanna play halo, but I just love no fork spaghetti."

    • @thanezollman5269
      @thanezollman5269 4 года назад +128

      I love how he made spaghetti just for that

    • @comments6482
      @comments6482 4 года назад +71

      Ah yes, the average Xbox kid

    • @fakegrant
      @fakegrant 4 года назад +16

      Don’t we all

    • @notmjmjcj6815
      @notmjmjcj6815 4 года назад +38

      I prefer fork no spaghetti

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 4 года назад +19

      Wow i did not watch that video! You are the first person in history to notice that! Thanks!

  • @simpsonmania18
    @simpsonmania18 4 года назад +285

    Description: "Scott buys stuff to not use stuff"
    Me: "Oh, another regular episode"

  • @RomanMcMillan
    @RomanMcMillan 4 года назад +68

    Imagine being in a store in the cake mix isle and in the isle next to you, you hear Scott say “I’m not doin’ it!”

  • @ArcherSlamBAM
    @ArcherSlamBAM 4 года назад +571

    "It's just a filler episode."
    *Reaches 8th on the Gaming trending list*

    • @taxevader674
      @taxevader674 4 года назад +43

      If anyone doesn't know where this quote came from, he posted a video on twitter explaining why the video was delayed

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 4 года назад +7

      Reminds me of DBZ, I can see Scott's power level increasing throughout the video.

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 4 года назад

      8

    • @marshmardgames9884
      @marshmardgames9884 4 года назад +4

      I can’t believe his series has come to the point that he needs to make filler episodes now

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 4 года назад

      @Loogi 12 8

  • @TylrSolvein
    @TylrSolvein 4 года назад +234

    2:06 Scott thinking about how his legacy will be owning Sonic Jam after he’s dead.

  • @TheLon3Phoenix
    @TheLon3Phoenix 4 года назад +232

    "Who chews on thumbsticks?!"
    My sister. True story.

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +26

      Dogs: finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary

    • @damaginggoldenlight
      @damaginggoldenlight 4 года назад +7

      My brother chewed on the thumbsticks of my PS4 controller.

    • @yeehaw7400
      @yeehaw7400 4 года назад +7

      Dio stuck his fingers in my neck.

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +6

      @@damaginggoldenlight May we mourn his controller

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +3

      @@yeehaw7400 Did that damn Duolingo bird get you?

  • @spicysonicrofl
    @spicysonicrofl 4 года назад +33

    Scott: I don't want anything to happen to these, they're too precious!
    Also Scott: *drills a hole into an Xbox controller*

  • @MoxineLee
    @MoxineLee 4 года назад +269

    "don't do that to my controller!"
    throws it to the ground

    • @Sunnybluekiwi
      @Sunnybluekiwi 4 года назад +19

      That is more humane than letting it get greased up by someone who doesn't know what soap is

    • @lukiepoole2387
      @lukiepoole2387 4 года назад +1

      Hi Max

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 года назад +1

      @@Sunnybluekiwi I'd rather see that controller in the bottom of the ocean than in the hands of a pirate

    • @jdolaktv
      @jdolaktv 4 года назад +3

      @@Sunnybluekiwi Please tell me you caught just how insanely relevant your comment is to current worldly events.

  • @RealRainbowRoad
    @RealRainbowRoad 4 года назад +384

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever."
    Toilet Paper: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @spiral8315
    @spiral8315 4 года назад +1064

    He looks like a fusion of every actor for Spider-Man

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +83

      Goddammit I have been tortured for over a year about who Scott reminds me of, and it turns out it's a deepfake of 3 at once.

    • @GridDweller77
      @GridDweller77 4 года назад +49

      Personally, I think he looks mostly like Toby maguire and Tom holland with just a touch of Andrew garfield

    • @wolfie1179
      @wolfie1179 4 года назад +6

      r/rareinsults

    • @gtasamidly
      @gtasamidly 4 года назад +20

      @@wolfie1179 r/ihavereddit

    • @masonshipton2344
      @masonshipton2344 4 года назад +2

      @@wolfie1179 no

  • @3melius
    @3melius 4 года назад +34

    I like how everyone just quotes scott

    • @deaconmayse
      @deaconmayse 3 года назад +3

      legit no one makes any original comments

  • @6IX-369
    @6IX-369 4 года назад +263

    "I own the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 controller and have no interest in the game, I feel like I'm on a list somewhere"
    You're on mine now Scott buddy boi

  • @Low_Zones
    @Low_Zones 4 года назад +524

    I swear he could have his own TV Show and the set is still his house

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 года назад +181

    Scott: "I'll never but anything again."
    Me: "You will do it, it is in your nature. _Stay Gold."_

    • @PkGroovy98
      @PkGroovy98 4 года назад +1

      Alpha Jay 3.0 did you say... gold?

    • @PkGroovy98
      @PkGroovy98 4 года назад

      Alpha Jay 3.0 that's the joke I was making buddy

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 4 года назад

      @@PkGroovy98 Oops shouldn't have explained the joke 😅

  • @cloudplays1
    @cloudplays1 4 года назад +6

    8:02 that feeling when something you own finally makes the special edition list. YAH!

  • @FranciscoMoreira23
    @FranciscoMoreira23 4 года назад +140

    I got a special edition bread yesterday and boy let me tell you, it's bread alright!

    • @NaskaRudd
      @NaskaRudd 4 года назад +13

      I actually heard this in Scott's voice

    • @robynthethird4776
      @robynthethird4776 4 года назад +7

      🍞 Oh man oh man I sure like wonder bread 🍞

  • @caseys2698
    @caseys2698 4 года назад +49

    9:04
    “No fork spaghetti” i’m dead 😂

  • @LudicrousChris
    @LudicrousChris 4 года назад +186

    Scott: “There are obviously products we want, but we don’t need”
    Scott: *Shows Red Dead Redemption 2*
    Me with my 270 hours of Red Dead 2:
    ...

  • @parkertown2229
    @parkertown2229 4 года назад +142

    “There goes my fifth kidney”

    • @HelloImEnt
      @HelloImEnt 3 года назад +7

      🤔 hmmmm 🤔

    • @raxid09
      @raxid09 3 года назад +7

      Some things wrong I can feel it just a feeling I got

    • @notdog6642
      @notdog6642 3 года назад +3

      I mean kid knees are pretty easy to get.

    • @williepchamp3060
      @williepchamp3060 3 года назад +1

      @@notdog6642 lol

  • @brynkasson8100
    @brynkasson8100 4 года назад +97

    11:02
    Wasn't it nice going to the bread aisle and seeing bread?

  • @ryaneast9833
    @ryaneast9833 4 года назад +124

    The next episode: Special Edition Bread

    • @KevinBelmontLuna
      @KevinBelmontLuna 4 года назад +3

      Flippen Limited edition Oreos! I still have 6 flavors from 2014! Scott can buy them if he comes around!

    • @IronJaybo123
      @IronJaybo123 4 года назад

      Ryan East but have you tried seeded edition?!

    • @ryaneast9833
      @ryaneast9833 4 года назад

      We’ll find out on our next episode

  • @the1ucidone
    @the1ucidone 4 года назад +48

    "It may not be a great controller, but it's not a good controller either". -Scott the Woz 3/10/2020

  • @shiethegal
    @shiethegal 4 года назад +5

    6:06 If you go and win a Smash tournament with this thing, you're officially the GOAT.

  • @BranSnakes
    @BranSnakes 4 года назад +71

    5:35 - "Haha, funny photoshop design!"
    5:47 - "WTF IT'S REAL?!"

  • @TommotheCabbit
    @TommotheCabbit 4 года назад +120

    Scott: "I won't buy anything ever"
    New game releases: "TOO BAD, SCOTT"

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 года назад +1

      DOOM Eternal and Animal Crossing New Horizons: "That's adorable"

  • @theravenmonarch9441
    @theravenmonarch9441 4 года назад +53

    Scott: I won't buy anything, ever
    Me: He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

  • @Rellton_
    @Rellton_ 3 года назад +13

    "People pay top dollar for special trash"
    *Super Mario Party in the background*
    1:45

  • @PoipoleBoi
    @PoipoleBoi 4 года назад +317

    Scott: We all buy stuff we don't really need
    Me: SO I'M NOT ALONE BUYING TWO WII U'S?!?!?

    • @RealBega
      @RealBega 4 года назад +15

      Scott has 2 wii u's

    • @Getsumchopp
      @Getsumchopp 4 года назад +1

      @@RealBega and I do too

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 4 года назад

      no you're not alone buying two WII Us.

    • @PoipoleBoi
      @PoipoleBoi 4 года назад +1

      @some body to get another wii u gamepad charger

    • @lucasdellamaggiore
      @lucasdellamaggiore 4 года назад +1

      @@RealBega The second one is the PAL Wii U he bought to play We Dare, right?

  • @SBdisqualified
    @SBdisqualified 4 года назад +303

    "so i have this condition where i have to lick ever controller i see
    *gasp* DoNkEy KoNg"

    • @Nikolai_The_Grolar
      @Nikolai_The_Grolar 4 года назад

      69 likes
      Nice

    • @KodyLapointe
      @KodyLapointe 4 года назад +5

      @@Nikolai_The_Grolar haha funny sex number funny lmfao rofl lmao lol 😂 😂😂🤣

    • @Nikolai_The_Grolar
      @Nikolai_The_Grolar 4 года назад +1

      @@KodyLapointe huh dwonkey Kwong

    • @glynch1263
      @glynch1263 3 года назад +2

      @@KodyLapointe total big chungus amogus moment

  • @melon-kun
    @melon-kun 4 года назад +59

    "Yeah so I have the thing where I have to pick every controller I see"
    *GASP*
    *"DoNkEy KoNg!?"*

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +1

      So were finally here
      performing for you
      If you know the words
      you can join in too
      Put your hands together
      if you want to clap
      We'll take you through this monkey rap HUH
      DK

    • @Nathan-el5tm
      @Nathan-el5tm 4 года назад +12

      *lick

    • @gamerreviews6414
      @gamerreviews6414 4 года назад +4

      DK
      Donkey Kong

    • @leahluostarinen
      @leahluostarinen 4 года назад

      Jelous now

    • @linuxatheist5361
      @linuxatheist5361 4 года назад +2

      @@Nathan-el5tm *dick

  • @CharlieCreedonWells
    @CharlieCreedonWells 3 года назад +19

    0:26 foreshadowed Game Baths 👀

  • @SunGodRyan
    @SunGodRyan 4 года назад +58

    "now you know my color blind hell"
    That hit home man... That hit home.

  • @AshMLP
    @AshMLP 4 года назад +52

    Conspiracy theory
    There is two Scott’s, that’s why Scott can make a video In 2 seconds

    • @makotoplush9776
      @makotoplush9776 4 года назад

      Imagine two Scotts going "Hey y'all, Scott here!"

  • @nightstar1198
    @nightstar1198 4 года назад +45

    2:16
    Yes Scott, you’re on a list from people who would give a pancreas to get their hands on that.

    • @kingjonny394
      @kingjonny394 4 года назад +1

      i was somehow able to get in new from amazon for 40 like 6 months after it came out, still one of the best deals i ever found there

    • @nightstar1198
      @nightstar1198 4 года назад

      kingjonny I’ll give you my pancreas

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 6 месяцев назад

      it's such a cool looking controller

  • @DaSuperGamer
    @DaSuperGamer 3 года назад +1

    2:05 Scott: Literally having Vietnam flashbacks.
    Rex: dOnKeY kOnG!!!!

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 4 года назад +87

    Me: So are you going to end the video on a punch line?
    Scott: "I'm not doing it!"
    Me: Okay.

  • @swivel_z1371
    @swivel_z1371 4 года назад +47

    "It's not a Great Controller, but it's not a good one either!"

    • @Meracog
      @Meracog 4 года назад +1

      But is it bad.

  • @wh0_am_152
    @wh0_am_152 4 года назад +13

    10:57 "So, I have come to the conclusion that I won't buy anything ever." "I am not doing it!"
    Good luck with that one Scott.

  • @inkycomics
    @inkycomics 4 года назад +9

    Scott: who chews on thumb sticks?
    Myself back when I was a kid that chewed on anything and everything: **sweating profusely**

  • @dikinebaks
    @dikinebaks 4 года назад +32

    6:04 Haha I wasn't expecting that!

  • @lssjgabriel575
    @lssjgabriel575 4 года назад +14

    9:52
    Scott would make a great comedian

    • @Flux3on
      @Flux3on 3 года назад +4

      He already js

  • @codydh3
    @codydh3 4 года назад +34

    7:36 "It's been my go-to 360 controller ever since."
    Same here... because my other 360 controller's LT button literally doesnt work anymore.
    Also I currently own 6 PS1 controllers for a reason I have no idea why.

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 4 года назад +3

      I went through so many Xbox 360 controllers it's ridiculous. I'm not rough with controllers and I try to keep them in good shape but man some specific parts just seem to always break. Currently having the same problem with PS4 controllers, except it's always the thumbsticks. Whatever cheap plastic they use on the contact points wears down so fast, it's like you're cutting down a tree with a blade that goes all the way around the stump.

    • @luichinplaystation610
      @luichinplaystation610 4 года назад +1

      Ease off from the not roughness more
      Don't go all the way to the extreme if your in-game movement doesn't improve after certain point on the analog sticks, try to avoid friction
      Use d-pad for menus if the game supports it
      Oh and try to not share your own controller IF possible

  • @firstnamelastname4224
    @firstnamelastname4224 4 года назад +8

    "I'm probably on a list somewhere"
    Scotts that are worthy of the Woz:
    -Scott *THE* Woz

  • @y0av359
    @y0av359 4 года назад +41

    I love how he used the ravio theme from a link between worlds when he talked about companies making us spend more money

  • @WhimsicalVR
    @WhimsicalVR 4 года назад +10

    Scott said on twitter that this video is more "filler" to him and he delayed to it make it better, but I really gotta say I loved this episode more than most.

  • @npclucario7005
    @npclucario7005 4 года назад +12

    The first special edition controller I bought is the orange and purple joycons, I love their design and when my last joycons stopped working I had the perfect excuse to get them.

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I got that colour combo too, though I don't know if they count as special editions. They're just different colours. It's like a got the switch originally with blue and red ones, instead of the black ones, then replaced them with the orange and purple. And in a year's time I'm probably gonna have to replace these ones with some new ones, perhaps the green and pink ones.
      It's kinda worrying really, the joycons need to have a major update, because they break so quickly. What happens when Nintendo stop producing Switch joycons? 10 years from now if your joycons break, then that's it, you're basically fucked. Unless you _never_ use it in handheld mode and only ever use separate controllers like the Pro controller or 8bitdo ones.
      So if they don't update them and make them much much more long lasting, it really is gonna be a long term worry.
      They are pretty though. Nice that you can update the look of the whole console without needing to buy a new console entirely.

    • @npclucario7005
      @npclucario7005 4 года назад +1

      @@duffman18 true that

  • @thesickboss2272
    @thesickboss2272 3 года назад +19

    5:20 if you play luigi’s mansion you are the Luigi controller

  • @arthurflores8879
    @arthurflores8879 4 года назад +29

    1:24 "THIS" has me laughing 😂😂😂

  • @duyan3010
    @duyan3010 4 года назад +78

    This video should be titled
    “Scott will never buy anything again!”

  • @exoticcrocs3363
    @exoticcrocs3363 4 года назад +20

    He went to the grocery store at the end just for that bit. Now that's dedication

  • @swarmyboyo
    @swarmyboyo 3 года назад +5

    scott’s videos are comfort food i’ve watched his videos so many times

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Год назад

      Watching Cute things is better

  • @dangerdoge4113
    @dangerdoge4113 4 года назад +39

    Scott when I say he needs to spend money wisely: *rice cooker*

  • @somebodyontheinternet1127
    @somebodyontheinternet1127 4 года назад +43

    Scott: Mentions about Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Me: **WHO AWAKENS MY SLUMBER**

  • @RambunctiousReptilian
    @RambunctiousReptilian 4 года назад +58

    “It may not be a great controller, but it’s not a great controller either”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @jeffbezos3200
      @jeffbezos3200 4 года назад +10

      He said “it’s not a good one either” implying that it’s trash

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад

      @@jeffbezos3200 maybe it’s means ok

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 года назад

      @@Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      No

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад

      @@steelbear2063 then how’s it that?

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 года назад +45

    "What kind of Tattoo do you want"
    Scott:"PLAD"

  • @beegyobby576
    @beegyobby576 4 года назад +105

    I want the Animal Crossing Switch, but I already have a Switch...

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 4 года назад +2

      I got the switch, then I got the game

    • @sledgehammer_floatzel
      @sledgehammer_floatzel 4 года назад +5

      Just get custom joy cons of the same color and boom

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 4 года назад

      xx_Skarla Bloodmoon_xx there’s patterns on the back

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 4 года назад +9

      Grab a sharpie and get to work customizing

    • @Cry0thecringeyicerobot
      @Cry0thecringeyicerobot 4 года назад +4

      Buy whatever makes you happy 😊

  • @burnsy96
    @burnsy96 4 года назад +8

    9:05 - omg I'm so happy to meet someone else who does this!

  • @KirbyKips
    @KirbyKips 4 года назад +16

    Scott: “Who chews on THUMBSTICKS?!”
    *6 year old me sheepishly raises hand*

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 4 года назад +1

      You must have an incredible immune system. Ladies and gentlemen I believe we've found the cure.

  • @mysryuza
    @mysryuza 3 года назад +17

    "Who chews on thumb sticks?!"
    Me during elementary school who has a habit of chewing on the thumb sticks on the silver GameCube controller for some random ass reason: **Sweats profusely**

    • @snichelsticks8653
      @snichelsticks8653 3 года назад +1

      my brother did that with the wii nunchucks when he was 7

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 года назад +28

    1:49 There are 2 types of people, the weird kid that chewed on glue sticks, and the one that chewed on thumbsticks

    • @maax7212
      @maax7212 4 года назад +2

      Christopher Moon unfortunately i am the kid who chews on the thumbsticks

    • @marioruvalcaba9487
      @marioruvalcaba9487 4 года назад +2

      You’re the weird kid with the anime profile pic

    • @maax7212
      @maax7212 4 года назад +1

      Bob Wulf yeah its tru what abt it doe

    • @bluebomber875
      @bluebomber875 4 года назад

      Bob Wulf it’s not anime you uncultured swine. (Jk)

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 4 года назад

      My friemd chews the thumbsticks. I remember a special ed kid that would bring a toy to chew (one time it was a peach amiibo) and her last name was chew

  • @cranky417
    @cranky417 4 года назад +16

    9:22
    Me: Sees road wii remote with wii motion plus inside
    My brain: _pictures poofesure throwing it at his tv_

  • @Omar-hc4co
    @Omar-hc4co 4 года назад +15

    2:37 Is that the controller that comes with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 with a line?

  • @touchgrass7129
    @touchgrass7129 2 года назад +4

    6:14 you already know what i'm gonna say

  • @slusherriser8112
    @slusherriser8112 4 года назад +17

    Nobody:
    Scott:LETS HAVE 3 RICE COOKERS

    • @BraxtonKovary
      @BraxtonKovary 4 года назад +1

      Sir, my bone can only get so erect from one comment

    • @MustangBanger94
      @MustangBanger94 4 года назад +2

      You only watched the first 30 seconds so you could be considered early did you?

    • @slusherriser8112
      @slusherriser8112 4 года назад

      @@MustangBanger94 you are very right sir

  • @delzanzius6228
    @delzanzius6228 4 года назад +52

    "Who chews on thumbsticks?"
    Let me introduce to you my 3 children

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 4 года назад +14

      1. Children
      2. Items of value
      Pick one.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 4 года назад

      So my nephew's a freak? Because I saw no chewing on my sister's Dual Shock.

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 4 года назад

      3

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 4 года назад

      @@ThePreciseClimber 2

    • @Autobot666
      @Autobot666 4 года назад

      @@ThePreciseClimber 12

  • @BluestSoldier
    @BluestSoldier 4 года назад +9

    "Yes like i have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see..."
    "DONKEY KOOONG?"

  • @CrackerNDaisyAnimations
    @CrackerNDaisyAnimations 2 месяца назад +1

    2:09
    the greatest moment in film