The Terrible Truth About Toad

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  • @dorkly
    @dorkly  3 года назад +11530

    shit this was supposed to be literal pokedex volume 78. our bad

    • @gamehive8025
      @gamehive8025 3 года назад +167

      Lol

    • @Kaisuke971
      @Kaisuke971 3 года назад +133

      Well i'm not mad,tho

    • @BisharpnearOhio
      @BisharpnearOhio 3 года назад +124

      Oh no ur fine. Also it’s nice to see something different for once (not trying to criticize u)

    • @kylesherwood9419
      @kylesherwood9419 3 года назад +133

      It's become self-aware! Shut it down!

    • @MatthewB367
      @MatthewB367 3 года назад +67

      @King of kings can you not

  • @lordslim9496
    @lordslim9496 3 года назад +6463

    Toad: The princess is in another castle
    Mario: I’m sick of your shit toad.

    • @skywishr1313
      @skywishr1313 3 года назад +14

      yes

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 года назад +42

      "You-a squeaky sonuvabitch!"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear lor

    • @Neptune7246
      @Neptune7246 3 года назад

      Ha lol true

    • @mrvoice3436
      @mrvoice3436 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku man you're really getting desperate now aren't you, now you're trying to get the foot fetish comunity to whach your channel, yet somehow you'll fail all the same

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +5960

    Which Castle...
    Oh shi...

    • @doc_hummer7089
      @doc_hummer7089 3 года назад +69

      The electrocution literally kills me Everytime

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 года назад +37

      BUUUT PROTO! WHAT ABOUT THE 1UP SHROOMS?

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 3 года назад +5

      Tje things Mario has to go through.

    • @Gsp0t_
      @Gsp0t_ 3 года назад +5

      Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

    • @idreadFell365
      @idreadFell365 3 года назад +1

      Yo Proto

  • @davidhenry8750
    @davidhenry8750 3 года назад +2903

    Almost upset we didn't see a moment where Toad dies, and Mario shoves a 1-Up Mushroom down his throat saying, "Oh no asshole, you don't get away that easy."

    • @aaronatkinson3050
      @aaronatkinson3050 3 года назад +250

      That'll make it more fucked up I love it

    • @AnthonyThings
      @AnthonyThings 3 года назад +95

      And toad is now cannibal
      Edit: well in other Mario games like SMB2 toad was eating 1-ups so

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 3 года назад +56

      @@AnthonyThings Toad didn't become a Captain by his wits alone. He also ate his competition for lunch. And dinner. And breakfast. And midmorningsies.

    • @christopherjones8448
      @christopherjones8448 3 года назад +17

      @@AnthonyThings Isn't that thing on his head just a hat?

    • @davestylehenry
      @davestylehenry 2 года назад +8

      Hey you have the exact same name as me😂

  • @twaggytheatricks4960
    @twaggytheatricks4960 3 года назад +3868

    "Let's see how high this-a Toad can hop." My god, both the script and the voice actor for this Mario are _still_ killing it.

    • @FIRO347
      @FIRO347 3 года назад +28

      I know. I agree. All of it was truly amazing.

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад +46

      Literally or figuratively

    • @twaggytheatricks4960
      @twaggytheatricks4960 3 года назад +27

      @@dhruvavikas1632 My first instinct is to say "yes".
      My second is to give you a thumbs-up upon realizing just how fun your comment actually is. XD

    • @davidneedles5389
      @davidneedles5389 3 года назад +15

      Game over mario

    • @Floralslifelove
      @Floralslifelove 2 года назад +3

      Scout:hhhhhhh
      Mario:WHAT IS THAT IN THE SHADOWS
      Scout: :)
      Hell valley sky trees:I thought we was the only stalker
      Scout:*spits on mario*
      Mario:GET OUT NOW!
      Scout:*dissapears*
      Luigi:MARIO! WHAT WAS THAT CREATURE!!!!?????

  • @Tavish273
    @Tavish273 3 года назад +3862

    Toad: WE CHOPPED HER UP INTO PIECES!
    Mario: You just mama'd your last a'mia

    • @boop4454
      @boop4454 3 года назад +47

      underrated

    • @fabriciorodrigues9989
      @fabriciorodrigues9989 3 года назад +15

      @@sparrowizsoldier7497 get Ready To be mass-reported

    • @codyreed717
      @codyreed717 3 года назад +7

      You just have to give one of peaches bits a 1 up and she'll be back to normal

    • @mkatrfamily4404
      @mkatrfamily4404 3 года назад +2

      Then lugiui come out with a vegetable grader

    • @butterbruhh
      @butterbruhh 3 года назад +2

      *Ha Ha*

  • @calebcostrini
    @calebcostrini 3 года назад +5335

    Mario is finally accepting his inner Mafia boss.

    • @loucar1067
      @loucar1067 3 года назад +106

      Sonic for hire intensifies!

    • @MatthewB367
      @MatthewB367 3 года назад +33

      tHatS hOw maFiA cItY wOrKs

    • @danielcook7975
      @danielcook7975 3 года назад +21

      More like showing that he is a complete sociopath lol I mean thirty some years and it takes him to this point to finally show his true colors *cue true colors by Cindy Lauper*
      You should watch not a hero by nicobbq just to understand that him gong mafia is just the beginning

    • @danielcook7975
      @danielcook7975 3 года назад +16

      @Bored Boss " Mario...uh....Mario...uh...hmmm it's harder than it seems".

    • @mhsmmahmod936
      @mhsmmahmod936 3 года назад +7

      That is from lowbrow sonic for hire

  • @jacobroberts44
    @jacobroberts44 3 года назад +633

    mario saying "buckle up buttercup" is so satisfying to me I don't know why

    • @-DracoRocks
      @-DracoRocks 3 года назад +5

      Yeah me too

    • @pgw35403
      @pgw35403 3 года назад +9

      I would’ve said, “Buckle up *BUPPER* cup.”

    • @___8241
      @___8241 2 года назад +1

      Everything about this video is gold

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 2 года назад

      That's what rhymes do, you know.

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo Год назад

      Probably because buttercap is a type of mushroom and you’re subconsciously realizing that play on words

  • @ethanwright7040
    @ethanwright7040 3 года назад +450

    The actual plot twist was he was 100% working with Bowser and Mario discovered that by actual accident

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 2 года назад +31

      The actual plot twist is that Peach was also working with Bowser and that's why she had no guards and could escape

  • @ordinary_magician
    @ordinary_magician 3 года назад +7403

    Mario’s reasoning actually makes sense honestly

    • @ETProducts
      @ETProducts 3 года назад +73

      @@sparrowizsoldier7497 can u not

    • @imixupwords5340
      @imixupwords5340 3 года назад +543

      Tbh yeah, Toad threatened him with a gruesome death to the love of his life. Who wouldn't just smoke the bastard?

    • @animejerk05
      @animejerk05 3 года назад +139

      Actually no you can know she not in your castle by not seeing her but not know in which one she's hidden.

    • @ChildofMadness9
      @ChildofMadness9 3 года назад +189

      @@animejerk05 Then why didn't he just say Im not sure. And explain it properly.

    • @Erthshade
      @Erthshade 3 года назад +238

      Not really? All Toad said was that she was in another castle. When Mario asked which one, all Toad needed to say was 'idk, not here', unfortunately Toads as a general rule are servile, not smart. So while Toad hemmed and hawed trying to come up with an answer he didn't have, Mario jumped from platformer hero to believing he was in a jrpg or something else with a deeper plot.

  • @JDillander91
    @JDillander91 3 года назад +7107

    Honestly the most shocking thing about this video is that Mario is actually treating Luigi nicely.

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 года назад +214

      In this game, the green clad one is green Mario. Luigi wasn't a name yet.

    • @doodledangernoodle2517
      @doodledangernoodle2517 3 года назад +177

      @@JaharNarishma he was named Luigi in 1983’s Mario Brothers

    • @magiclapras
      @magiclapras 3 года назад +190

      No, the most shocking thing here is Toad.

    • @jagpreetsingh6711
      @jagpreetsingh6711 3 года назад +63

      Actually he did this so that if toad was later found innocent he could blame him(Fingerprints)!

    • @jeesonkallukkaran8140
      @jeesonkallukkaran8140 3 года назад +21

      @@magiclapras shocking!

  • @kennethmelo6336
    @kennethmelo6336 3 года назад +309

    I like how one of the very, very few times Mario is being nice to Luigi and it's only cause he's helping him torture Toad

  • @C4rrots
    @C4rrots 3 года назад +1434

    Real missed opportunity for Peach to say, "Smells like fried mushrooms."

    • @culturecanvas777
      @culturecanvas777 3 года назад +73

      And "I'm starving. Gimme some of those."

    • @phoenixdaronco9540
      @phoenixdaronco9540 3 года назад +25

      @@culturecanvas777,
      The ending would've been more cursed then, lol. With that said, the story of the manual for SMB1 stated that several Toads were turned into power-ups and brick blocks by Bowser.

    • @SC_Reaper
      @SC_Reaper 2 года назад +7

      I mean, she did: "Smells like fried dog shit" which is basically the same as fried mushrooms, taste and smell wise :P

    • @nicks2581
      @nicks2581 2 года назад +9

      "Smells like Roasted Portabella"

    • @marshmellowguy586
      @marshmellowguy586 2 года назад +7

      @@SC_Reaper nah mushrooms are good like on pizza and stuff

  • @TheGeekDoesHistory
    @TheGeekDoesHistory 3 года назад +1973

    The looks on mario and luigi's faces are priceless

    • @RedDusk369
      @RedDusk369 3 года назад +52

      I know right? The actors who played them seriously need an oscar.

    • @JustARandomHuman
      @JustARandomHuman 3 года назад +5

      I don't get the joke, how is peach alive, toad confessed to killing her!

    • @anisomniac5931
      @anisomniac5931 3 года назад +27

      @@JustARandomHuman I'm pretty sure Toad just made up his story for dramatic effect. _To make Mario feel pain._

    • @FixerRC-
      @FixerRC- 3 года назад +27

      @@JustARandomHuman Toad probably did a false confession to end the torture. There's quite a few examples in history where people would falsely confess stuff like witchcraft to end their torture even if the confession ment that they signed their own death warrant

    • @JustARandomHuman
      @JustARandomHuman 3 года назад +7

      @@FixerRC- I see.... , That's brutal

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 3 года назад +2150

    Toad: the princess is in another castle
    Mario: which one?
    Toad: i dunno. Never thought i’d make it this far

    • @vados8500
      @vados8500 3 года назад +44

      @Anthony Long it's possible that, even if Toad told Mario precisely which castle the Princess is in, he could still not go to that world (world 8) directly unless he clears all the others first (and save all other Toads in the process). This is especially clear in SMB3 when Mario specifically needs a special item (the Warp Whistle) in order to warp himself to world 8 and fight against Bowser without defeating all the Koopalings and rescue the transformed Kings first

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 года назад +17

      Mario: Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move!
      *screen cut*
      Toad: ARGLEBARGLE- (flushed down warp pipe to Lethal Lava Land)

    • @FalloutJack
      @FalloutJack 3 года назад +4

      Toad: I didn't expect that kind of Spanish Inquisition.
      *Cue Dramatic Sting Music!*

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 года назад +3

      @@FalloutJack *NOBODY EXPECTS THE **-SPANISH-** MUSHROOM INQUISITION!*

    • @user-vy6hl5ns8n
      @user-vy6hl5ns8n 3 года назад +2

      @@sapphireweapon12345 Hey! Why Mario and Luigi Let Toad Die?

  • @SasquaDash
    @SasquaDash 3 года назад +319

    Plot Twist: Toad actually WAS in on it, and Mario saved the kingdom from an evil mastermind.

    • @madcrasy6841
      @madcrasy6841 2 года назад +6

      Like in adventure time this one butler

    • @theladiescallmesona
      @theladiescallmesona 2 года назад +6

      And what he said about what he did to peach is what they were about to do.

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 2 года назад +5

      @@theladiescallmesona Well, what he and whoever he's working with would do. No way Bowser would let Peach be killed.

  • @_JustSomeDude_
    @_JustSomeDude_ Год назад +33

    Love how Luigi is not only down with torturing toad but he did it without asking questions, pure brotherly love and support right there

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 3 года назад +8900

    After the first few hours, Toad realized that he couldn't convince Mario that he was innocent, my guess is he cracked and accepted the role as the bad guy when Mario wouldn't accept that he was, in fact, one of the good guys

    • @TCBlueFire
      @TCBlueFire 3 года назад +258

      A simple i don't know could've fixed that

    • @0jacon0ice0
      @0jacon0ice0 3 года назад +639

      @@TCBlueFire If someone is willing to torture you for an answer you don't have. They won't stop the torture until they get any answer.

    • @TCBlueFire
      @TCBlueFire 3 года назад +141

      @@0jacon0ice0 i think the difference is toad was shock for that question and reluctant to answer

    • @Jumper2k5
      @Jumper2k5 3 года назад +46

      Thanks, Captain Obvious! :)

    • @mr.eldritch1589
      @mr.eldritch1589 3 года назад +138

      To be fair...toads in general do tend to be remarkably useless to the point that(at least if this were any other franchise...) it wouldn’t be unreasonable to question if one could really be that incompetent unintentionally...

  • @jasonbarela7553
    @jasonbarela7553 3 года назад +1372

    Plot twist: Toad actually did that to Peach she just didn't remember, and also had a 1-up.

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 года назад +50

      Love that plot twist.

    • @MCDexpo
      @MCDexpo 3 года назад +40

      Ok, that's just makes too much sense

    • @johns6014
      @johns6014 3 года назад +31

      Quickly! Get Toad a Senzu- I mean a 1-Up!

    • @zacharymcleod8050
      @zacharymcleod8050 3 года назад +9

      Here we go
      Pls somebody get this reference 😁😁

    • @madisonatteberry9720
      @madisonatteberry9720 3 года назад +6

      Oh, that would be a great plot twist.

  • @jackolantern147
    @jackolantern147 3 года назад +482

    To be fair, Toad was acting super suspicious, and that last little "confession" kinda sealed his own fate.

    • @xxgamertopicsfornow2512
      @xxgamertopicsfornow2512 2 года назад +2

      @@idkyouthinkofaname323 true but I’m confused why did Mario have to strip Toad of his Clothes to torture him

    • @cavarianbarnes5079
      @cavarianbarnes5079 Год назад +1

      ​@@xxgamertopicsfornow2512 I think to make it more painful

    • @xxgamertopicsfornow2512
      @xxgamertopicsfornow2512 Год назад

      @@cavarianbarnes5079 how exactly does that make it more painful

    • @cavarianbarnes5079
      @cavarianbarnes5079 Год назад +1

      @@xxgamertopicsfornow2512 it's like getting hit with a belt but it's a difference without clothes it's excruciatingly painful without clothes with clothes it wouldn't be as painful

    • @connortg5
      @connortg5 Год назад

      @@xxgamertopicsfornow2512 more painful and humiliating

  • @supermarioscrazyadventures171
    @supermarioscrazyadventures171 2 года назад +57

    1:45 I like how Luigi closes his eyes when he reacted to the “whole” joke like, “Oh my god, are you serious 😑”

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk 3 года назад +5144

    At least Toad was able to make the most of his final moments by messing with Mario.

    • @Enderwave22
      @Enderwave22 3 года назад +146

      Like he always, f*cking does.

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 года назад +16

      323 likes
      nice

    • @superdewott3209
      @superdewott3209 3 года назад +71

      It didn't help in the end. He just annoyed mario for a few moments before Peaches appearance made him forget about it almost immediately

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 года назад +14

      @Royal Rytsar No, probably not.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +7

      Cop draws his gun and tells you to stand still
      Wile your already standing still
      You almost know your gonna die, your just waiting. And the cop is the “good guy”

  • @moldyskittle
    @moldyskittle 3 года назад +1715

    The animation and eyebrow movement makes this fucking brilliant so whoever was put on that deserves to know. So much emotion from so few pixels.

    • @firestar4407
      @firestar4407 3 года назад +57

      Yeah, in many other Dorkly episodes the animation feels unnatural, due to the way they move sprites. This one truly feels like an 8-bit animation.

    • @cake2943
      @cake2943 3 года назад +3

      QUICK BEFORE THE SOLDIERZ COMMENTS

    • @aaayjay
      @aaayjay 3 года назад +3

      Exactly it was very impressive

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 3 года назад +7

      @@firestar4407 thing is, the pokemon one is in pokenon style which isn't usually expressive.

    • @TheLuconic
      @TheLuconic 3 года назад +4

      Better than the sequels of starwars.

  • @DekuWolf64
    @DekuWolf64 3 года назад +35

    2:21 Luigi: *Facepalms* Mario: 😅

  • @aliessa2375
    @aliessa2375 3 года назад +29

    0:47 well, buckle up on buttercup??????????????

  • @willropa4226
    @willropa4226 3 года назад +1132

    Well, this explains why Toad flips us off every time we save him.

    • @GottaFistDemAll
      @GottaFistDemAll 3 года назад +27

      The most underrated comment. I'm surprised how most people don't care about this detail in the nes game.

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 года назад +5

      231 likes
      nice

    • @Drk_Matter-yn8ec
      @Drk_Matter-yn8ec 3 года назад +4

      Yeah now i'm glad I always left the Toads behind by using warp pipes.

    • @BeachDude0092
      @BeachDude0092 3 года назад +6

      EXACTLY 😂

    • @skylarthompson299
      @skylarthompson299 3 года назад +4

      Lol XD but he already flips us off lol.

  • @a.kplayz7107
    @a.kplayz7107 3 года назад +18

    0:56 I love this

  • @Doreai
    @Doreai 3 года назад +70

    To be honest, with Peach saying there was only one Toad and her who were kidnaped and separated, it does seem kinda fishy that this single Toad is always in every castle and ‘just happens’ to mention that Peach is in ‘another castle’. After going through a few worlds and reaching the same conclusion, I don’t blame Mario for becoming suspicious of Toad’s potential involvement here. That is some shady shit.

  • @AnimusTalk
    @AnimusTalk 3 года назад +1044

    Plot twist: Luigi knew where peach was all along, he just wanted toad out the way...

    • @legomario8821
      @legomario8821 3 года назад +6

      I'm little bit scared of my brother now

    • @agentmysterious6682
      @agentmysterious6682 3 года назад +2

      And toad actually enjoyed the torture and got into it to the point he enjoyed his death

    • @akiraboroque
      @akiraboroque 3 года назад

      He knew too much about Luigi to be allowed to live. This was just a convenient means to an end

    • @legomario8821
      @legomario8821 3 года назад +1

      @Anthony William Ces not if I kill him first🙂

    • @ronaldwilson2968
      @ronaldwilson2968 3 года назад

      @@legomario8821 hey mario

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius 3 года назад +2934

    "Whats the point? You've already made up your mind, I'm guilty right?"
    The internet in a nutshell.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +133

      We live in a society which is progressively assuming guilt on everyone but special protected classes. If only it was just the internet...

    • @Halicos93
      @Halicos93 3 года назад +59

      @@TheKing-qz9wd Sadly its the reality of todays chaotic world i wish Cancel culture would just die already and those a-holes would get a life other then Bullying other people for no reason.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +24

      @@Halicos93
      You and us both.

    • @mapthebiscuit2517
      @mapthebiscuit2517 3 года назад +40

      To specify, Twitter in a nutshell

    • @alotosius
      @alotosius 3 года назад +13

      @@TheKing-qz9wd "We live in a society"
      Sums it up.

  • @nnp7585
    @nnp7585 Год назад +11

    This is a good example of how torture can get you inaccurate information - sometimes motivated by revenge for the pain

  • @goku2019
    @goku2019 Год назад +11

    1:37, "YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN, A-HOLE!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @frenchhonhon
    @frenchhonhon 3 года назад +710

    Ngl Mario and Luigi working together like this feels wholesome for some reason

    • @tristansalagoste4486
      @tristansalagoste4486 3 года назад +19

      True

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl 3 года назад +7

      We only need Liam Neeson to walk in and show Toad his "particular set of skills."

    • @dbomba
      @dbomba 3 года назад +3

      This comment with that pfp tho

    • @lanxcapo7496
      @lanxcapo7496 3 года назад +2

      yes, i also cherish the moments i spent with my bro torturing people before frying them alive

    • @hiddendraco2607
      @hiddendraco2607 3 года назад +5

      @@lanxcapo7496 yeah, my sis and I torture people together all the time, anyone who doesn't do that is a weirdo

  • @horizon8618
    @horizon8618 3 года назад +732

    Toad: She's in every castle
    Mario: you chosen death

    • @matadeverdoemden
      @matadeverdoemden 3 года назад +6

      You've*
      If you're going to be unoriginal, at least do it correctly.

    • @bubbadbfp
      @bubbadbfp 3 года назад +12

      @@matadeverdoemden im gunna talk wit bad grammer just to agrivat your face,?

    • @christopherjakel1049
      @christopherjakel1049 3 года назад +4

      @@bubbadbfp Bruh. "yo face"
      Friggin amitur. 🤣

  • @spaceagesage1226
    @spaceagesage1226 3 года назад +28

    GAME OVER MARIO!!! That killed me 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @frankaxe6700
    @frankaxe6700 3 года назад +20

    0:34 the music hit different

  • @galaxy-eyesgarchomp9478
    @galaxy-eyesgarchomp9478 3 года назад +453

    Toad: Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle
    Mario: That's pretty sus
    Toad: Oh shit

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 года назад +17

      *Toad was sent to Lethal Lava Land.*
      *Toad was not The Impostor.*
      *1 Impostor remains.*

    • @jibronyasein947
      @jibronyasein947 3 года назад +1

      @@sapphireweapon12345 *Impostor

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 года назад +1

      @@jibronyasein947 Nah, did medbay with Red. Pink real sus though by coming back from dead, vote her out.

    • @jibronyasein947
      @jibronyasein947 3 года назад

      @@sapphireweapon12345 I was correcting you

    • @sapphireweapon12345
      @sapphireweapon12345 3 года назад

      @@jibronyasein947 (blinks in confusion) Ok, just two questions. You do know Imposter's spelled with ER, not OR? Or is this something like how Color can also be spelled as Colour? Because you have officially confused me here.

  • @ibrimkabimi
    @ibrimkabimi 3 года назад +589

    Mario found out
    And oh lord it is crucial, but it's Dorkly, you should expect dark humor.

    • @MatthewB367
      @MatthewB367 3 года назад +6

      thats how dorkly works

    • @koopaking6148
      @koopaking6148 3 года назад +7

      It's what made dorkly popular

    • @ultraoverloadx9333
      @ultraoverloadx9333 3 года назад +8

      Oh course Dorkly is the master of Video Game Dark Humor.

    • @ibrimkabimi
      @ibrimkabimi 3 года назад +3

      @@sparrowizsoldier7497 ah of course. What next, gonna pull off a lisa gaming and make SparrowlZ a religion? SparrowlZism?

    • @ibrimkabimi
      @ibrimkabimi 3 года назад +2

      @@sparrowizsoldier7497 It's probably the best thing to do besides make you invisible.
      You really are like some sort of stan to SparrowlZ. Or you could just be another one of those goons.

  • @punchaduck6946
    @punchaduck6946 3 года назад +314

    Not gonna lie, toad did this to himself XD. Mans really had to act suspicious, couldn’t just say “well I mean, you guys are here, I’m here, and the princess isn’t here. That means she’s in another castle.” He couldn’t make it easier for himself? XD.

    • @chaosprogrammer2219
      @chaosprogrammer2219 3 года назад +29

      Well he could have explained himself when the torture started but Mario wouldn't believe him.

    • @punchaduck6946
      @punchaduck6946 3 года назад +24

      @@chaosprogrammer2219 it all depends really. If toad didn’t act so suspicious, then maybe Mario would believe him. This, we don’t know, because toad has been grilled.

    • @asap6763
      @asap6763 3 года назад +5

      Its in nature for toads to be like that

    • @madcrasy6841
      @madcrasy6841 2 года назад

      @@chaosprogrammer2219 hmm 😂

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 2 года назад +8

      Could've lied said he overheard it from bowser and that the reason he had no guards on him was because he wasn't useful and bowser didnt want to waste his time

  • @mnek742
    @mnek742 3 года назад +88

    As a bio nerd, I find it amusing that the shocking at 01:04 shows that Toad, a fungus, has a skeletal system

    • @theladiescallmesona
      @theladiescallmesona 2 года назад +5

      OH MY GOD THE FACE ON THE SKELETON IS STARING AT ME
      AOKAJSIQHWODKWOSJDOWBDOSNPDIN

    • @eevee7663
      @eevee7663 2 года назад +8

      But if it were really realistic his skeleton wouldn't light up, his nervous system would because the current flows through that not the bones

    • @mnek742
      @mnek742 2 года назад +3

      @@eevee7663 Actually, it's precisely because the nervous system is optimized to transmit electrical signals that I think it would *not* light up. I think it would be kind of like getting an x-ray, where the bones show not neurons

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 2 года назад +2

      Lmao nerd is right

  • @zorokid
    @zorokid 3 года назад +229

    "Wheres your guard"
    "You just murdered him"

    • @JayJayM57
      @JayJayM57 3 года назад +9

      But there are no guards behind him and there's an open door.

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable 3 года назад +13

      @@JayJayM57 an open door leading further into enemy territory

    • @JayJayM57
      @JayJayM57 3 года назад

      @@CrashSable that's their own kingdom. Spoilers alert bowser invades the mushroom kingdom. The castle are inside the mushroom kingdom not enemy territory.

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 3 года назад +3

      @@JayJayM57 It's Bowser's territory now. Every level is filled with his henchmen. Do you see allies walking around in Super Mario Bros 1?

    • @JayJayM57
      @JayJayM57 3 года назад +1

      @@SunlightGwyn you can see hundreds of citizens of the mushroom kingdom. Bowser turn them to blocks and you break them. I'm not joking.

  • @excelsior7196
    @excelsior7196 3 года назад +264

    The real question is: why was toad acting so suspicious?

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 3 года назад +35

      Lol probably didn’t know and he time skip likely was him telling Mario so but Mario made up his mind that toad was guilty lol

    • @godricktheminecrafted3113
      @godricktheminecrafted3113 3 года назад +12

      He’s the impostor

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 3 года назад +5

      @@godricktheminecrafted3113 din din din din din din din
      dindindin

    • @nb1158
      @nb1158 3 года назад +4

      @@drive2160 wut?

    • @prycejarmon8254
      @prycejarmon8254 3 года назад +2

      @@drive2160 what?

  • @dcsf1
    @dcsf1 2 года назад +15

    I love how the characters' movements are done without rotating separated head/arm/leg sprites like in your previous animations.
    Good work!

  • @leonsus9317
    @leonsus9317 3 года назад +12

    01:04, sounds like the ghouls that fly after you in the original " Ghosts and Goblins".

    • @PKSuperStar256
      @PKSuperStar256 3 года назад

      I believe it's a Sonic Spinball sound effect.

  • @the17thhokage2
    @the17thhokage2 3 года назад +302

    Why did this feel like an Italian Mafia interrogation😭😭😂

  • @dinoxman8584
    @dinoxman8584 3 года назад +490

    Toad being tortured.
    Subtitles be like: [Music]

    • @allay1519
      @allay1519 3 года назад +2

      SHUT UP

    • @ThrackerZ0d
      @ThrackerZ0d 3 года назад +8

      Real music to ears

    • @butterbruhh
      @butterbruhh 3 года назад +2

      Thats RUclips Censoring

    • @nb1158
      @nb1158 3 года назад +7

      well its music to my ears

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 3 года назад +7

      Toads being tortured is music to everyone's ears.

  • @meatloafer2762
    @meatloafer2762 3 года назад +14

    I love the full 8-bit style animation instead of the usual tweened animation. It makes it look a lot more official and I think you guys do a really good job at pulling it off. Keep it up guys! :)

  • @robbiezampini-is3en
    @robbiezampini-is3en 4 месяца назад +3

    Mario: TELL-A-TRUTH NOW!!!

  • @foiled9491
    @foiled9491 3 года назад +215

    Finally, a dark non-pokedex dorkly video. Just what I needed

    • @Plotpurotto
      @Plotpurotto 3 года назад

      @@sparrowizsoldier7497 bro, can you please shut up taking this on every literal comment

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend 3 года назад +2664

    All Toad had to do was explain that he was separated and didn't know which castle Peach was in. The bloody fungus was either suicidal or had an extreme, loony grudge against Mario that involved tricking the plumber into doing something like this.

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 3 года назад +299

      He just wanted all his toadie friends to be rescued before the princess was and didn't wish to admit it.

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад +167

      @@xenxander that... Makes a surprising amount of sense

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 3 года назад +135

      Or maybe he tried to explain and Mario didn't believe him? In fact, that was the problem of the video, Mario didn't believe a word Toad said.

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 3 года назад +130

      @@SeanWheeler100 Not really. He stammered and avoided Mario's follow-up question. That's cliche behavior of someone who is being dishonest or hiding something.

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 3 года назад +48

      @@MasterArchfiend Well if he was hiding that he wanted his other Toad friends saved before their ruler that would be the reason and if he said the next castle and Mario found another Toad. He'd have no reason to believe what that Toad says.

  • @TyranntX
    @TyranntX Год назад +7

    Toad’s electrocuted screams are just chilling.

  • @creamdream7217
    @creamdream7217 2 года назад +12

    0:12 toad flipping over Mario

  • @Knowledge00856
    @Knowledge00856 3 года назад +1110

    I am glad I was not the only one who thought Toad was secretly working for Bowser.

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl 3 года назад +43

      Oh, not just Toad. Every King in every castle shown in Super Mario 3 was in on the plot, too. Mario should have gotten smarter and started some "nation building" incentives, along the way.

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 3 года назад +22

      He flips mario off too 0:08

    • @misterboxhead3045
      @misterboxhead3045 2 года назад +4

      "You thought Koopa worked alone"

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 2 года назад +1

      Plot twist: Peach is ALSO in on this

    • @TristenTimberwolf
      @TristenTimberwolf Год назад

      @SuperMarioFan 3001 exactly

  • @angeldog4091
    @angeldog4091 3 года назад +314

    When I first saw the wires that were hooked up to toad I thought they were toads intestines

    • @xxbomba9780
      @xxbomba9780 3 года назад +11

      Me too

    • @dorkly
      @dorkly  3 года назад +108

      Does Toad’s torso have room for intestines

    • @randomperson7309
      @randomperson7309 3 года назад +15

      @@dorkly yes

    • @attilaschweininger6867
      @attilaschweininger6867 3 года назад +24

      @@dorkly You can always make room.

    • @Supersonicblue1027
      @Supersonicblue1027 3 года назад +8

      @@dorkly I believe so, he's gotta have some in order to eat which the Mario and Luigi games show toads do eat so yeah he must have some sort of intestines they probably look different from humans and animals tho.

  • @einzzweidrei1530
    @einzzweidrei1530 2 года назад +6

    2:19 Luigi's reaction is priceless

  • @didyfinkise9033
    @didyfinkise9033 3 года назад +8

    I love how Luigis face at the end shows total regret

  • @stevester9148
    @stevester9148 3 года назад +372

    Fun fact: When I played this as a kid, I legit thought every castle was the last one and Peach would be there......I was soooooooo taken for a ride :'(

    • @kyro7482
      @kyro7482 3 года назад +10

      That's good right? That's how we were supposed to play this, your game was not spoiled.
      ʘ‿ʘ

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man 3 года назад

      That sounds lame as hell man 💁

    • @tristansalagoste4486
      @tristansalagoste4486 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @bighomie8255
      @bighomie8255 3 года назад +1

      Hopefully you werent expecting that after only a few castles, otherwise what's the point of playing. My favorite Mario was 64 and I was upset when i was done with it to quickly, but when you binge gaming that's how it goes

    • @bighomie8255
      @bighomie8255 3 года назад +1

      @Cipher Pol 3 good point cause in those days you drop bowser in fire or lava, no coming back from that, I get robotnik returning for 8 or 9 levels cause sonic only beats up his machines not his body

  • @Xinoz2
    @Xinoz2 3 года назад +90

    And this is why torture is a really bad way to get information, the prisoner will either tell you what you want to hear, or realise that they're doomed regardless and will either tell you nothing or give false information out of spite.

    • @K_1_T_S_U_N_E
      @K_1_T_S_U_N_E 3 года назад +30

      There is also the problem that torture can never stop. As the torturer never knows if the tortured person really said everything they knew.

  • @mastermaker352
    @mastermaker352 11 месяцев назад +2

    Toad deserves this for all the times he told us the princess was in another castle

  • @babyseallover9077
    @babyseallover9077 3 года назад +11

    I think Mario hit toad so hard he lost his train of mind

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 3 года назад +425

    So basically, Toad is the real boss and Bowser is his bodyguard.

  • @ArthurKH358.2
    @ArthurKH358.2 3 года назад +363

    Uh Toad.... you could’ve just said something like “Bowser knocked us out and separated us I wish I knew which castle I really do” or anything to avoid yourself being fried alive

    • @trappersshadow9751
      @trappersshadow9751 3 года назад +17

      Yeah it seems very fucking weird

    • @repstyle8518
      @repstyle8518 3 года назад +18

      Seriously he got himself killed at that point

    • @GuardianOwl
      @GuardianOwl 3 года назад +78

      The whole point is that Mario has already made up his mind about Toad before he started torturing him. I am guessing many times during the time skipped over by "some time later" he told Mario just that, but he didn't believe him. Finally Toad had enough and so told Mario the worst version of what he wanted to hear.

    • @Raiden3651
      @Raiden3651 3 года назад +4

      Toads dont always just hand out stars. Sometimes you gotta do busywork and hunt like post-ending Odyssey "Find The Princess".

    • @theveryaveragegamer9865
      @theveryaveragegamer9865 3 года назад

      He was evil anyways.

  • @robbiezampini-is3en
    @robbiezampini-is3en 4 месяца назад +2

    Toad will remember that!

  • @sheathekildrik2099
    @sheathekildrik2099 3 года назад +2

    The sound of Toad being electrocuted...i think i just found my new text alert noise.

  • @calvinjohn1721
    @calvinjohn1721 3 года назад +196

    I like this version of Luigi. Mario's silent but just as dangerous partner

    • @dying101666
      @dying101666 3 года назад +13

      yes. we need more of this Luigi.
      edit: I always saw Luigi as someone like how Manolo Ribera is to Tony Montana.

    • @fxranger326
      @fxranger326 3 года назад +7

      Because he knows where All the bodies are buried.

    • @vados8500
      @vados8500 3 года назад +6

      @Calvin John Luigi wins by saying absolutely nothing !

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 3 года назад +2

      @@vados8500 I’m weak

    • @apollolux
      @apollolux 3 года назад +2

      Silent but dangerous...like a fart?

  • @sinbadwilliams7186
    @sinbadwilliams7186 3 года назад +139

    This seems like the nicest Mario has ever been to Luigi...

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem 3 года назад +6

      *green mario

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 3 года назад +7

      Who's luigi? Are you talking about that green reskin of mario they used for multiplayer?

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem 3 года назад +3

      @@xitcix8360 green mario

  • @zakrios7389
    @zakrios7389 3 года назад +2

    That noise toad makes when he gets shocked XD

  • @knmfujiwara
    @knmfujiwara 3 года назад +6

    Part of reason torture doesn't work is that you can have situation where the victim tells the truth the torturer doesn't believe them. So they have to lie to the torturer to relieve the pain. What you're going to get is wrong information based on shady practices.

  • @samuelbarbosad.964
    @samuelbarbosad.964 3 года назад +277

    The animation detail about the pixels being always right in place like it was really 8-bit, it gives me an unhealthy satisfaction.

  • @professornervegrates6268
    @professornervegrates6268 3 года назад +360

    He doesn't know which castle she's in, he just knows it isn't THIS one.
    Do the castles even have back doors? Because everyone only ever goes in and out the front.

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl 3 года назад +21

      Yeah, the back door to a castle is called a Sallyport. It's usually hidden away in both a not easily accessible and a defendable area along the back walls. Most of them provide access to a narrow hallway just big enough for a few people to enter single file.

    • @professornervegrates6268
      @professornervegrates6268 3 года назад +7

      @@HarvestMoonHowl I actually didn't know there was a specific name for them. Also just realized, even in Bowser's case, of course he has them, cuz you can enter it in SMW. Doh.

    • @HarvestMoonHowl
      @HarvestMoonHowl 3 года назад +5

      @@professornervegrates6268 I actually didn't know about them until I watched a British medieval action movie called Ironclad. Lol..

    • @professornervegrates6268
      @professornervegrates6268 3 года назад +6

      @@HarvestMoonHowl Always nice to learn new tidbits while being entertained.

  • @kingwashington4044
    @kingwashington4044 3 года назад +2

    I'm genuine impressed by the animation in this video. Good job Dorkly

  • @Bezaliel13
    @Bezaliel13 3 года назад +5

    Mario: "Whicha castle?"
    Toad: "Why would Bowser tell me that?"

  • @colorgaurdsweethreat3474
    @colorgaurdsweethreat3474 3 года назад +486

    At the end, Luigi looks like he's saying "My bro's an idiot!"😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @huskyland1259
    @huskyland1259 3 года назад +33

    1:31 don’t you mean tiny little peaches

  • @kcamouse7300
    @kcamouse7300 3 года назад +5

    Apprently Toad Would Rather Die Then Tell The Truth... Toad Ligmently Lied Himself Too Death.

  • @isaackereakos8427
    @isaackereakos8427 3 года назад +23

    Everyone gangsta until Mario says: "Buckle up, Buttercup!"

  • @manofspice
    @manofspice 3 года назад +72

    Damn, that animation is smooooth

  • @AnonimusQualquer
    @AnonimusQualquer 3 года назад +45

    This pixel animation is so smooth... no pun intended

    • @lenengquist592
      @lenengquist592 3 года назад +3

      They've really stepped it up over the years.

    • @vados8500
      @vados8500 3 года назад +1

      @AnonimusQualquer imagine if this level of pixel animation had been achieved at the time of the first SMB game (1985)....everyone would be in awe

  • @robbiezampini-is3en
    @robbiezampini-is3en 4 месяца назад +2

    Poor Toad, I'm very sorry for him because of all of this! 😭😟😨☹️

  • @thesmilingman7576
    @thesmilingman7576 Год назад +5

    0:31 in the remake for the SNES he was stuffed in a bag

    • @thesmilingman7576
      @thesmilingman7576 Год назад

      With like (insert number of the world your kn here) other guys

  • @tangytablets5150
    @tangytablets5150 3 года назад +310

    So they finally realized Toad did nothing but watch Peach get kidnapped. XD

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +21

      The whole video is a joke on people reading into the game to much
      Mario wouldn’t visit all 8 castles if he knew which Peach was in, and players in early video games needed a mini end game to validate there journey through a world. Now a days we shoot almost endless waves of NPC’s with a magic reset and save button to negate progress loss
      But the NES wouldn’t save more then 3 files on the same game. So lol. So no quick saves

  • @ultraoverloadx9333
    @ultraoverloadx9333 3 года назад +201

    Toad was the true mastermind all along, we were all fooled.
    Also I like how Peach literally rescued herself without waiting for Mario to save her like freakin ALWAYS! I like this version of her better.

    • @dylanhelvetios2300
      @dylanhelvetios2300 3 года назад +10

      Bruh there was no guards she just walked aways

    • @butterbruhh
      @butterbruhh 3 года назад +7

      She's an independent Whamen. I will say this, If they are gonna replace all the marvel men into women they should just put peach. I mean she just gets the job done.

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад +8

      @@butterbruhh That might work I'm mean the Mario Characters are all pretty powerful.

    • @butterbruhh
      @butterbruhh 3 года назад +3

      @@lightningpenguin8937 Mario X Marvel. Id pay to see that. 🍿

    • @PaletteMorning
      @PaletteMorning 3 года назад +1

      @@butterbruhh lol I would pay to see that to

  • @KaningLamigin
    @KaningLamigin 3 года назад +1

    Gotta appreciate the level effort put into animating this.

  • @jikno98
    @jikno98 3 года назад +2

    The sound toad makes when getting electrocuted is oddly satisfying

  • @OmegaCarrot
    @OmegaCarrot 3 года назад +98

    Alternate title, "The Terrible Acts of Mario"

  • @revinevan300
    @revinevan300 3 года назад +121

    When you realize it was the same Toad in every castle giving you the same excuse.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 3 года назад +2

      In SMB2 (Lost Levels) you actually see all 7 Toads with Peach at the end.

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 3 года назад

      @@Yoshikarter1 nope it is only in all stars versions

    • @anonymusmysterious5401
      @anonymusmysterious5401 3 года назад +1

      @@TrimutiusToo Nope, in the lost levels for the Famicom when you beat bowser in 8-4 there's the princess, the text comes and a bunch of toads start flying around Mario and Peach

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 3 года назад +1

      @@anonymusmysterious5401 Oh wait I suppose I mixed it up with more and more toads showing up as you progress in All Stars.

    • @anonymusmysterious5401
      @anonymusmysterious5401 3 года назад +1

      @@TrimutiusToo Oh yeah. Now's that a thing that only happens in all-stars in both Mario 1 and the lost levels

  • @yaboiashy3721
    @yaboiashy3721 3 года назад +3

    This channel is just pushing the limits of how violent the videos can be without being removed...
    And I love it for that.

  • @H2Organ
    @H2Organ 3 года назад +1

    The animation is so fluid,you can really tell the amount of effort put forth in this one

  • @monkeydluffy5054
    @monkeydluffy5054 3 года назад +32

    It all makes sense since every toad seems to know peach is in another castle

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 года назад +4

      I mean. It's kinda obvious if someone isn't in there castle jail with them XD

    • @MrMisterkrazy
      @MrMisterkrazy 3 года назад +3

      Even still, the way they phrase it is kinda sus. How do they know she's in a castle at all? If they really didn't know where she was, wouldn't they say something more like "Our princess isn't in this castle"?
      Hmmm... maybe Peach is in on this too...

  • @Kojirremer
    @Kojirremer 3 года назад +109

    "It smells like fried dogsh@t." Lol Toad doesn't get respect even after turning into fried shroom.

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 3 года назад +5

      At least Peach didn't say Dogluigi.

    • @orange7252
      @orange7252 3 года назад +1

      Fried shroom: restores 6 hp and 2 fp

    • @madcrasy6841
      @madcrasy6841 2 года назад +1

      @@orange7252 good Hunger i would say, dont forget the smell 😂

    • @mokarokas-1727
      @mokarokas-1727 2 года назад +1

      To be fair, that's what fried mushroom do smell like.

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 3 года назад +31

    To be fair, a lot of us would happily fry Toad with far less provocation, given the ability.

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 2 года назад

      i gurss you wached game theory

  • @robbiezampini-is3en
    @robbiezampini-is3en 4 месяца назад +2

    Mario is the imposter by killing Toad!

  • @latimer442
    @latimer442 3 года назад +34

    'She's in Every castle!'
    Honestly thought they were going to go with a joke about how Peach 'gets around', if ya know what I mean...

    • @eslirastar666
      @eslirastar666 3 года назад +8

      Lmao that's where I thought they were going with that one too. Then they went with the "we chopped her up" part and I was like, WELL THAT GOT DARK

  • @SBTheDemon
    @SBTheDemon 3 года назад +57

    Mario: *beating the life out of Toad* “WHERE ARE THEY?!”
    *Mario: The Dark Italian*

  • @_Cyph3r_.
    @_Cyph3r_. 3 года назад +2

    This video is a good commentary on the fact that information gained through torture is never reliable.

  • @stickeltickle
    @stickeltickle 3 года назад

    That was some pretty dang good animation. So much more impressive when it sticks to the bit limitations. Major kudos!

  • @FoxMcLox
    @FoxMcLox 3 года назад +30

    Toad: Thank You, Mario! But The Princess Is In Anoth-
    Mario: *NO!* >:(

  • @turbobist2889
    @turbobist2889 3 года назад +20

    I dont know why, but the way the 8 bit sprites move in this video is real smooth.

  • @jeffhargrove759
    @jeffhargrove759 3 года назад +2

    For as dark as this video was I smiled too much I think

  • @jray3585
    @jray3585 3 года назад +1

    I really love how fluid the animation while using 8 bit sprites. Pretty awesome.