Geoffrey the Dumbass: Jorts Tutorial

In a year of contentiousness and scandal, at least we know there's one thing we can count on: YAMS! Jorts are good too.
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[@nomancanbeatpanda]

Took them a couple years, but They finally had the gall to get the Gaul

[@TriforceTK]

Amir getting choked is his karma for choking doobs to death in jake and amir

[@mariabrown6926]

TriforceTK Penis!

[@yonamekibel4025]

doobs so deserved
that

[@zhenya9302]

Not like this... not... like... this...

[@that_one_momo_guy]

CURSE YOU

[@zhenya9302]

Chuck Steak Nightmares?

[@Kimber2011]

I really like the versatility of "jorts" in a linguistic way. Both "of sorts" and "of course". Amazing. This is an innovation of the English language.

[@mariabrown6926]

Kimberly dont you mean TWINNOVATION?

[@Kimber2011]

maria brown no

[@superneko99]

Shakespeare himself never had such a profound impact on the English language.

[@stevemyers3082]

This is a one stop shop for mom and pop, but don't bring dad around here. This ain't no place for dads.

[@kelw89]

Steve Myers ponytails are for ponies

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Did you know that penguins eat their husbands?

[@colincrawford4921]

Happy Father's Day

[@EvilApple567]

"That's the one thing you can help!" Such a straight-man Jake thing to say

[@TheBnaiElohim]

EvilApple567 they were both good at their roles

[@epoillaKory]

Jake said it in DJ Business

[@pennclick]

I love the choke pan so you can see him wearing the jorts

[@TriforceTK]

One words: buns

[@juventusfcrules]

I beg your shardon?

[@purplekissy]

It spelled differently but that's how you pronounce my name and now I want that as my ring tone just so I can hear Geoff say my name.

[@christeebs]

Geoffrey got those rugby player legs. I bet he's a fly openside flanker.

[@mariabrown6926]

I can't wait to show this video to my fife and lids! 🙌

[@dpolsrod]

Am I the only one who noticed Geoff flubbed the line at 2:37 where he said "jants" when he clearly should have said "jorts"? Not to mention. And one more thing I-
*choke*
ACH!
*gargle*

[@0axel078]

Some jants for this Lance brings the ladies outta France!
I pantsed my first-born in New Haven.

[@FaceSlater]

0Axel0 lmfao

[@gavinjean9774]

i met geoffrey at the Cleveland International film festival and talked to him after everyone's film and after he spoke and we asked him about where he gets his memes and he told my friends and I fuckjerry and it was so funny with the teachers around (this was a class field trip for our media production class) but their reaction was priceless! Wish I knew about HeadGum prior to going to the film fest but he was such a cool guy!!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Im gonna need a fucking comma or something buddy lol.

[@yugi_motta]

I'm gonna be really disappointed if Geoffrey isn't in Lonely and Horny 2.

[@mariabrown6926]

Yugi Aragão me jew

[@htaed23]

Or don't

[@tomasruckett]

He is.

[@wowzers1237____]

It’s just a coy little way of welcoming people for the loooong gauuul!

[@KonkeyDongkey]

And to think that Mr. James would one day have GALL himself on the cast.

[@Daniel_Boni]

Geoff’s “excuse??” Face gives me so much joy

[@NitroTheFlash]

Theres no way you ever become someone's better half. Hahahahahahah I'm dying

[@STeWBaIIZ]

Geoffrey has a great pair of getaway sticks, I would show them off too

[@mehow1827]

this is amazing, haha christ this is gold. Yall deserve way more views

[@simonragnarson22]

Watching this 1,5 years later and god, youre thighs are ripped dude. #geff4pressident2k20

[@5479taylor]

This is the funniest one yet

[@JayMiV]

He's wearing the sunglasses, you can't stop the laughing.

[@chilldude5949]

every Thursday it's the "funniest one yet"

[@IAmAndrew1]

Hey Geoffrey, GIMME THOSE SCISSORS

[@blushingfrieza]

I know I'm what I'm doing, huh? You wouldn't need the sign if you actually did.
Lmao, i was waiting for Amir to address that, was not disappointed 😂

[@jrjubach]

These are so freaking funny I can't get over it.

[@semi-sweet]

*Tu-jort-rial

[@---GOD---]

LOL these guys really don't get enough views. I still watch Jake and Amir from time to time.

[@matthewcarson5013]

Absolutely of jorts

[@phillipjameson2599]

A pair of jorts for this spoil sport makes the chicks snort

[@mariabrown6926]

Wyatt Campbell I creampied my stepbrother at a opera

[@noahgrossman8977]

I rawdogged my grandma at a sermon!

[@ameliaf2989]

The Ina Gartner reference was unexpected but greatly appreciated

[@Billy_3]

Forget Hardwon, Geoff was the quad god all along.

[@camthethird]

This is what I'm thankful for today.

[@garyreid7919]

This is such a great vid

[@natedevins2920]

Best video on youtube yet

[@loganmorrison4677]

The pinnacle of geoffrey so far. My absolute favorite episode

[@G2TheRegular0790]

Wait ...it was a jorts tutorial to which he ends it with...now you're rocking w jants

[@PikachuStudiosOfficial]

You should invite Jon Wolf for the holidays

[@claudenavarro1857]

Gotta love those short jorts.

[@JayMiV]

These camera ones with Amir behind it are the best.

[@Frogfish999]

HA, wow this jorts joke is so funny you guys should make a new series called "Jorts"

[@brandogg9750]

The sign rings too true as a college student. Too true.

[@tonythefuckingtiger719]

The sign behind him 😂😂😂 💀💀 I can't breathe

[@Roonlovesfish3874]

You wizard, you warlock

[@dixiecronin7791]

I was using it as a crutch!

[@captainautobots]

So, Geoff has the force.

[@chrisfguitar]

One words: buns.

[@Drarack]

Children in Africa wouid have been happy to wear those scissors.

[@meechivelli]

Wooah! Short shorts!

[@Shan2TheBoner1987]

Love me some Ryan Gaul.

[@jakeman1251]

Damn Gaul really glowed up. From GtD to Review Revue

[@Billy_3]

That first 15 seconds 😂😂😂

[@ejoshcoron]

I beg your sharton? 😂😂

[@es4655]

Geoffrey? More like Thiccfrey! nahwaimsayin?

[@bruceweel]

i fuckin need jorts in my life. take my money.

[@ushnishde]

NOO Amir!! Think of what we've accomplished together!!!

[@siiimooo]

Call me old fashioned

[@SeraphsWitness]

Gotta keep the Blasians at bay.

[@Craisins]

That's the one thing you can help! The reviews suck, if you suck!

[@mayy6758]

lest i get exited at a gelsons

[@WixkedLovy]

New Star Wars movie looks pretty chill

[@zestyzucchini57]

this video taught me basic vocabulary

[@shmendusel]

is this the prequel to BDGs "how to make jorts"?

[@TheFounderUtopia]

Not to mention

[@d-dub-m]

Geoff’s thighs take lives

[@wesley2936]

I thought Jorts were short Jeans, and Jnorts were short Jants

[@stuffbackwards]

how does this channel survive with only 23k subscribers?

[@labrador_dali]

Headgum mainly gets its income through podcasts so i guess the videos don't have to be profitable

[@mevicky100]

I beg your Chardonn?

[@AethusalaAeon]

That one was funny

[@tarrenl4068]

I beg your sharden...

[@antonsavosin75]

2:16 oh my god, your voice is painful

[@vJ0D]

absolutely im first

[@K2PQQQTKG]

Who is that?

[@jesses8161]

Eh.

[@vicboy5008]

Jesse S I beg your shardon?

[@jesses8161]

Vicboy 500 Eh.

[@jacobferreiras8545]

Third

[@Monosaccaride]

Geoffrey the Uninspired

[@BDTHESM4]

I like new content but having this guy play the old amir seems a little cheap to me.

[@amit212543]

Make Jake and Amir instead. Rebrand as Amir and Jake if necessary.

[@Aezoh]

I beg your shardon?