Geoffrey the Dumbass: Finance

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @nickirichards5617
    @nickirichards5617 7 лет назад +352

    Geoff's "taken aback" face is my favourite thing

  • @jeffbarrett3344
    @jeffbarrett3344 4 года назад +39

    "Because he's a yes man through and through, he sits across the table from me saying 'no, no, no'".

    • @hass9510
      @hass9510 Год назад +1

      that's honestly an incredible line.

  • @DStringzzZ
    @DStringzzZ 3 года назад +26

    "And they were none the Pfyzer!" is the pay off of the whole rant, and it was so worth it.

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 7 лет назад +116

    his accountant is Rick fox

    • @dominicedwards-wilds4333
      @dominicedwards-wilds4333 6 лет назад +2

      fyukfy Haha was that a reference to an old Jake and Amir episode series?

    • @brandonwilcox7411
      @brandonwilcox7411 4 года назад +5

      fyukfy I wonder if he’s still married to his wife (who’s not a chicken btw)

    • @brianyobbz497
      @brianyobbz497 4 года назад

      That’s a vig one

    • @cheenewah
      @cheenewah 4 года назад +2

      The chicken man?

    • @cheenewah
      @cheenewah 4 года назад +1

      I suspect it’s Mickey, my friend.

  • @Billy_3
    @Billy_3 6 лет назад +13

    Geoff’s sort-of eye roll when Marty says pyramid scheme is GOLD

  • @SeriousYelder
    @SeriousYelder 7 лет назад +166

    I love how these guys always play it by year. I mean collectively Jake and Amir have to be at least 65 ears old. Right dude?

  • @TheLargeLebowski
    @TheLargeLebowski 3 года назад +95

    “None the Pfizer” hits different in 2021

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 7 лет назад +81

    I've got 15 loaves of bread and now I'm rich about it.

    • @JayMiV
      @JayMiV 7 лет назад

      The two best things I can be

  • @Rocketmanrun
    @Rocketmanrun 7 лет назад +91

    These just keep getting better. Marty turned out to be terrific and super natural on camera

  • @joigasniga2
    @joigasniga2 7 лет назад +13

    Marty doesn't realize that Geoffrey already made a bunch of money investing in jukeboxes

  • @Thedarkknight2244
    @Thedarkknight2244 4 года назад +8

    I like how the guy suddenly wants to go to watch the play.

  • @KhyleTM
    @KhyleTM 7 лет назад +20

    "I thought we had tickets to Rent!"

  • @reubendelaney3870
    @reubendelaney3870 7 лет назад +24

    Is that Marty???? Where my twinavation Bois at????? 🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽 OINK THIS FUCKER OUT!!!!

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 года назад +2

    Is the cheque thing a homage to the J&A skit where Amir cuts a cheque for 2000 dollars to Goni? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Psychoconuts
    @Psychoconuts 7 лет назад +92

    Good improvement. It's a lot funnier for Geoff to have "controlled chaos". Just having complete random humour was starting to get old, so I'm really glad there's some structure in Geoff's madness now.

    • @dutchmccavern1989
      @dutchmccavern1989 7 лет назад +11

      I agree it was too much about a joke with no setup or any pay off whatsoever this is back in line with the Jake and amir I fell in. Love with 9 years ago

  • @iDirtyDianaX
    @iDirtyDianaX 7 лет назад +3

    what kind of second hand Jake is this??! we deserve so much more than this!

  • @_vindicator_
    @_vindicator_ 2 года назад +1

    he took a plane to visit his on-ramp in burbank!

  • @T1J
    @T1J 5 месяцев назад

    "i introduced Arm to Hammer" gets me every time i hear it lmao

    • @davideverling753
      @davideverling753 3 месяца назад +1

      “You’re familiar with Arm & Hammer?”
      “Of course”
      “The parent company to Mr. Clean?”
      “YES”
      “They make cleaning supplies?”
      “What is your point?!”
      Still gold after all these years

  • @taylordorothy4744
    @taylordorothy4744 7 лет назад +3

    These are so good! Yay headgum

  • @dukasdayoff
    @dukasdayoff 7 лет назад +52

    A Finance for this Fine Ass makes me cry, "Why dad?!" Haha! I shockered by uncle at a Mystical concert...

    • @dynaboyjl.4220
      @dynaboyjl.4220 7 лет назад +14

      I go to Mystikal concerts, is what I'm saying.

  • @koichir1764
    @koichir1764 7 лет назад +16

    this is fine...ANCE

  • @MrWazupdude
    @MrWazupdude 7 лет назад +57

    literally just Jake and amir lol

  • @juventusfcrules
    @juventusfcrules 7 лет назад +35

    Shirt confirms it. Geoff is The Master.

    • @Quabbe
      @Quabbe 7 лет назад +2

      There can only be one master, and I am He and you are a small coward of yourself.

  • @DuelistRL
    @DuelistRL 6 лет назад +2

    I swear Geoffrey is Jake and Amir's characters combined. He has the exact same way of writing their comedy ahaha

  • @WeeklyComedian
    @WeeklyComedian 7 лет назад +2

    Great editing on this one

  • @aidenw2426
    @aidenw2426 4 года назад +6

    Groceries is a great investment now 😂

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 7 лет назад +89

    3:14 lost a bit of the audio, didya? No worries, m8 nobody will notice.

    • @oioi5357
      @oioi5357 7 лет назад +17

      good eye or dare i say.... EARS!!

    • @BeniM
      @BeniM 7 лет назад +1

      Vote him to the top

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 7 лет назад +2

      Uptoke!

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 7 лет назад +2

      That's awesome dude.

    • @Soace630
      @Soace630 7 лет назад +1

      Badicus Vibesimus can some one explain this to me im a stupid bitch

  • @jennaallan9934
    @jennaallan9934 7 лет назад +21

    Hahah I thought Marty was Jake for the first minute and was thinking wow Jake has changed a lot since the last video whoops

    • @kaylintomaselli532
      @kaylintomaselli532 7 лет назад +2

      beau ty poor man's Jake

    • @Copper0Bre
      @Copper0Bre 7 лет назад

      ME TOO i was like “wow age is really catching up with Jake”

    • @Copper0Bre
      @Copper0Bre 7 лет назад

      Wait is that rude to Marty

  • @dutchmccavern1989
    @dutchmccavern1989 7 лет назад +2

    This was actually really good!

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 7 лет назад

    Geoffrey was on point this episode. The amount of energy was immense.

  • @ohmsdotbox
    @ohmsdotbox 7 лет назад +7

    Geoffrey repping McMaster University with that T-Shirt?! Could it be Mr. James is a fellow Marauder?

    • @ohmsdotbox
      @ohmsdotbox 7 лет назад

      Oh true. I wonder why he has that shirt then 🤔

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 2 года назад +1

    The Pfizer joke from 5 years ago tho 🤣

  • @geevow
    @geevow 3 года назад +3

    I remember watching this the first time three years ago and genuinely thinking Marty was Jake.

  • @TheGraphiteCovenant
    @TheGraphiteCovenant 7 лет назад +2

    "Exactly Wheat"

  • @crazydavedc
    @crazydavedc 7 лет назад +16

    Yo, speaking of finance, Marty needs to work a lot harder at getting the Twinnovation boys some ad revenue! That's right, Marty! Even in Geoffrey vids you're getting OINKED OUT! :P

    • @crazydavedc
      @crazydavedc 7 лет назад +7

      🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷 🐽🐷🐽

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 6 лет назад +1

    haha i love this dynamic

  • @anasal-daghestani6371
    @anasal-daghestani6371 7 лет назад +1

    that guy did not blink once!

  • @m93samman
    @m93samman 7 лет назад +1

    The brioche is chalky to be sure but it's a work in progress!

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 7 лет назад +2

    Arm&Hammer is not publicly-traded, it's a subsidiary of Church&Dwight. And while Herbalife may be a scam, it is actually a publicly-traded company on its own right!

  • @CFijWPG
    @CFijWPG 7 лет назад

    I thought Geoff walks into a Gelson's, gets excited, and his Chuck Dickens pops out of his jorts.

  • @Patronizable
    @Patronizable 7 лет назад +7

    No offense to Jake or Amir but this is their best sketch yet.

  • @zac7111
    @zac7111 4 года назад +1

    “Yellow is the colour of my energy”

  • @wesleylitalien4562
    @wesleylitalien4562 6 месяцев назад

    “See ya on Sunday…ya BRUNCH.”

  • @katedirosa
    @katedirosa 7 лет назад +1

    Marty! ❤️

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 7 лет назад +3

    How are Geoff's finances not in order if he invested in the Angel Round of Snapchat?

  • @jacobboomsma2341
    @jacobboomsma2341 7 лет назад

    my fave yet!

  • @asdfasd3897
    @asdfasd3897 7 лет назад +2

    3:14 is that a Jake voice over?

  • @felipegonzalez1723
    @felipegonzalez1723 7 лет назад

    You have an honest blink😂😂

  • @peterborinski
    @peterborinski 7 лет назад +2

    Still waiting for Outtakes 2 Part 2 ... :(

  • @meanbeanmachine
    @meanbeanmachine 7 лет назад

    His jants budget is actually lower than I would have expected.

  • @awestrich2172
    @awestrich2172 7 лет назад

    You have an honest blink....

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 7 лет назад

    Man this was the most Jane and Amire episode I've seen.

  • @silaslancashire2879
    @silaslancashire2879 7 лет назад +2

    Oh... oh

  • @Rikoshima
    @Rikoshima 7 лет назад +3

    it took me 0:23 seconds to realise that dude isn't jake

  • @barathramanathan91
    @barathramanathan91 7 лет назад

    Best video yet lmao

  • @CyberBullyAwareness
    @CyberBullyAwareness 7 лет назад

    Another goodie

  • @ufallfallneddelinus5347
    @ufallfallneddelinus5347 6 лет назад

    at first i thought marty was jake but stoned ahah

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 лет назад

    Geoff is becoming my favorite

  • @aericreates6425
    @aericreates6425 7 лет назад

    Oink oink marty 🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷🐽🐷 nation, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE up

  • @stephennichol3620
    @stephennichol3620 6 месяцев назад

    The joke about 2200 on groceries being way too much doesnt really land as well 7 years later after inflation

  • @COYG19
    @COYG19 7 лет назад +1

    I think Geoff has been improving on these scripts and is definitely ready to move on from the J and A spinoff episodes. Would be really excited to see what else he can do

  • @natedevins2920
    @natedevins2920 7 лет назад

    Do they still have tights to ace n joclyn

  • @birdsareprettyrad
    @birdsareprettyrad 7 лет назад +6

    Isn't the first bit a whole dril joke guys

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 6 лет назад

    - What? What do you do?
    - ... when?

  • @MrDavetheman
    @MrDavetheman 6 лет назад

    This is a alternative universe Jake and Amir. Josh and Amis, is you will.

  • @antonsavosin75
    @antonsavosin75 4 года назад +1

    Correcto mundo! Ten thousand for the private eye. Name?

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 3 года назад

    does he say exactly rye? 3:06

  • @Angels510
    @Angels510 7 лет назад

    Good job getting Twinnovation an ad Marty but you still a herb.

  • @donald347
    @donald347 7 лет назад

    McMaster? Is he Canadian?!

  • @NikSwiftDigs
    @NikSwiftDigs 7 лет назад

    I was hoping they'd get to go see Rent...

  • @dtownkb
    @dtownkb 7 лет назад +6

    🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
    For the Nation

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 года назад

    this is so weird because marty, jakes lookalike, and geoffrey, amir's mentee, are

  • @FafnirSiggurdson
    @FafnirSiggurdson 8 месяцев назад

    I have a wife and kid, and 2200 for groceries a month is only a couple hundred off…

  • @OdinBlaine
    @OdinBlaine 5 лет назад

    Geoff spends like, a bad amount of money on bread

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 года назад +1

    phrases like "right of the bat", "of sorts", and that overzealous and its opposite, the straight man character are all things terrifyingly apparent in the everyday speaking of heagum fans and longtime jake and amir viewers. Also saying "cash" and overly enunciating/chewing on words

  • @theowilson4841
    @theowilson4841 7 лет назад +15

    "None the pfizer"

    • @khairi8901
      @khairi8901 3 года назад

      You wizard, you warlock

  • @gubaguy
    @gubaguy 7 лет назад

    you have an honest blink... im going to say that to someone and walk away and see what happens next,.

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 7 лет назад

    9 dollars for utilities.

  • @Notsomysteriouguitar
    @Notsomysteriouguitar 7 лет назад +2

    $90 on hair extensions

  • @MrGanjaBandits
    @MrGanjaBandits 7 лет назад

    Is that Jakes brother?

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 7 лет назад

    $400 for rent in LA? Of jorts not

  • @nexusgiga
    @nexusgiga 5 лет назад

    is this a drill tweet

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 7 лет назад +1

    Marty Gingivitis

  • @shawnsnation
    @shawnsnation 7 лет назад

    That has to be Jakes brother...

  • @AAAE95
    @AAAE95 7 лет назад

    Noone can replace Jake and Amir

  • @HadesJambix
    @HadesJambix 7 лет назад

    Would be so much funnier if Jake were talking to him

  • @TheOfficialBacon
    @TheOfficialBacon 2 года назад

    2:33

  • @fryingraijin
    @fryingraijin 6 лет назад

    This is an exapct replica of a Jake and Amir episode.

  • @donald347
    @donald347 7 лет назад

    Just re-name him Indian Amir.

  • @tristantristan8996
    @tristantristan8996 7 лет назад

    McMaster university lol

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 7 лет назад

    What?

  • @libby3377
    @libby3377 7 лет назад +4

    Hair extensions ffs

  • @tydosify
    @tydosify 7 лет назад

    not gonna lie this shoulda been done by jake and amir alone

  • @DrPhantomCow
    @DrPhantomCow 7 лет назад +4

    Jakes hat makes him look weird in this one

  • @camjam-un8rc
    @camjam-un8rc 7 лет назад +5

    🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

  • @harrymain8531
    @harrymain8531 7 лет назад

    Jake sounded a bit weird in this.

  • @metaforically
    @metaforically 6 лет назад

    Jake looks different. Can't pinpoint on what it is though.. hmm

  • @cambreeross878
    @cambreeross878 6 лет назад

    Jake looks weird in this episode

  • @jesses8161
    @jesses8161 7 лет назад +1

    nooooo fake jake and amir. i hope this isnt regular

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 7 лет назад +3

    Bad acting Marty? Nah. Bad you.