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Geoffrey the Dumbass: Aladdin Audition

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июл 2017
  • Geoff tapes an audition for Disney's upcoming Aladdin, for some reason.
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Комментарии • 171

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 7 лет назад +502

    I have admired you from afar.
    Scratch that, I have Aladdined you from Jafar.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 7 лет назад +34

      rnjbond is that good to comment?

    • @rnjbond
      @rnjbond 7 лет назад +63

      Girls love that Disney shit, really, stop second-guessing me.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 3 года назад +9

      I would love to take you out to a meal of sushi!

    • @cheenewah
      @cheenewah 3 года назад +3

      You seem like a pimp and a cool. Are these cords too tight?

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 года назад +7

      @@dixiecronin7791 My treat, If you would treat me..t to a seat... on your face.
      Love.....
      Jake!

  • @viralarchitect
    @viralarchitect 7 лет назад +260

    "Meet me outdoors. How's that sound?"

  • @TimmyMcGowan
    @TimmyMcGowan 7 лет назад +560

    this series gets funnier when you imagine Geoffrey as the grown up version of the baby Amir stole and then raised in the J&A episode baby bjorn

    • @airsoftBlaine
      @airsoftBlaine 7 лет назад +3

      Timmy McGowan hahhaahah

    • @brandonwilcox7411
      @brandonwilcox7411 7 лет назад +46

      Timmy McGowan Oh my god, it's Bjorn! Without his baby bjorn?!? I wonder what day he was bjorn?

    • @thagrammarnazi
      @thagrammarnazi 7 лет назад +25

      Brandon Wilcox Favourite tennis player? Patrick...Rafter. He was a Bjorn winner.

    • @DarkOkamiAlpha
      @DarkOkamiAlpha 7 лет назад +12

      what's that movie with the air bjorn illness?

    • @wonderland2010
      @wonderland2010 7 лет назад +13

      Isnt that right you little pig shit

  • @samcavanagh7993
    @samcavanagh7993 4 года назад +26

    Interior: I DON'T GIVE A FLAMING FART

  • @travelingtravelor
    @travelingtravelor 7 лет назад +42

    "are you doing crowd work in your audition tape" lmao

  • @NougatCN
    @NougatCN 4 года назад +37

    He was able to run downstairs and get into Amir’s car, start it, and then continue to parallel park it perfectly in under a second. Amazeballs

  • @severalsedrack
    @severalsedrack 7 лет назад +127

    "That's a C bubble on a True-False quiz, missy."

    • @severalsedrack
      @severalsedrack 7 лет назад +27

      That's not an option

    • @wonderland2010
      @wonderland2010 7 лет назад +12

      Its never been.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 3 года назад +3

      I feel like that's the best line I've ever seen in a RUclips video, ever, and I've been waiting for the perfect time to use it in real life. I honestly applaud the writer of Noir

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 2 года назад

      @@dixiecronin7791 At least in the beggining Geoff wrote every Dumbass episode. I don't know if he got help with Noir though.

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 лет назад +73

    *MEET ME OUTDOORS, HOW'S THAT SOUND?*

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 лет назад +65

    No kidding Geoff would make an amazing Aladdin

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu 3 года назад +10

    "My hopes and dreams? They've never been."
    Same Geoff, same

  • @G_Rez
    @G_Rez 7 лет назад +36

    This battery operates in a strange manner

  • @YourPalJamieEllis
    @YourPalJamieEllis 7 лет назад +42

    A leading role for this warm hole makes the ladies slide down that pole
    I Dutch-ovened my Scoutmaster at a gospel brunch

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 5 лет назад +1

      i fingerbanged an octopus in a cemetery.

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 5 лет назад +1

      You. Dutch ovened a scoutmaster?
      At a gospel brunch! The point is ibget invited to brunches.
      Were you? Invited I mean?
      Not that one. The point is I get invited to other brunches.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 3 года назад

      Sacreligious!

  • @mattsmith3049
    @mattsmith3049 7 лет назад +7

    Even when the camera is blurred, we know exactly what facial expression he's pulling. Beautiful.

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 5 лет назад +6

    Ive been thinking of “I can show you my car, Park it perfectly next tothecurb” all week

    • @Petey5544
      @Petey5544 4 года назад +1

      I came back to say this, the meter haunts me and I crave more

  • @danielsmith-cm2vw
    @danielsmith-cm2vw 7 лет назад +85

    it's never been

    • @jacobreed953
      @jacobreed953 7 лет назад

      daniel smith Which episode was that from again? I just remember cracking up at that haha

    • @danielsmith-cm2vw
      @danielsmith-cm2vw 7 лет назад

      Jacob Reed This one! He says it right near the beginning

    • @jacobreed953
      @jacobreed953 7 лет назад +1

      daniel smith I'm like 90% sure he says that in another video though, I could have sworn I remember him saying that before

    • @wonderland2010
      @wonderland2010 7 лет назад +3

      emojis. "my favorite emoji. it's never been."

    • @alexpattle96
      @alexpattle96 7 лет назад

      he says it in loads!

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 7 лет назад +19

    holy shit, its andy blume

  • @andrewfarias287
    @andrewfarias287 4 года назад +3

    "My name is Whacky Clit and I love ribs, baby back and otherwise, steamed is fine, too cold will do, just right... too tight."

  • @BeniM
    @BeniM 7 лет назад +10

    That camera ran out of battery really fast

  • @diquandaniel7953
    @diquandaniel7953 7 лет назад +5

    I died after "My hopes & dreams? ...They've never been"
    This is a posthumous comment.

  • @Zanesh
    @Zanesh 7 лет назад +16

    yo Harris Ansari would make a GREAT Aladdin (and he'd probably be cool with being paid in cinnabons)

  • @alexpattle96
    @alexpattle96 7 лет назад +6

    Even the thumbnail had me cracking up

  • @jackfeneley9768
    @jackfeneley9768 7 лет назад +1

    2 hilarious episodes back to back? Love it!!

  • @nickymarshall4055
    @nickymarshall4055 7 лет назад +10

    "I'm showing range... Miguel"

  • @stairedblanket
    @stairedblanket 7 лет назад +1

    My life is quite figuratively being sustained by these... these HeadGum videos!

  • @Tobiasberger
    @Tobiasberger 4 года назад +2

    I loved the : are you doing crowd work in your audition?😂

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 7 лет назад +5

    Amir's exasperation about how Geoff likes his ribs was amazing

  • @CpttCanada
    @CpttCanada 7 лет назад +2

    Come to Toronto! And keep making this series, I love it!

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 года назад +2

    imagine seeing geoff in real life and he's literally above six foot tall and dude just towers over you in his mass of denim and muscle

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 7 лет назад +2

    "MY NAME IS AMIR"

  • @kylesanders3129
    @kylesanders3129 7 лет назад +8

    Shoutout to Aziz's little cousin Harris!

    • @BeniM
      @BeniM 7 лет назад

      I don’t think anyone will get this lol (besides me)

  • @crabmanster
    @crabmanster 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe Miguel was being such a diva roach to Aladdin.

  • @FrankStJohn-xw2wu
    @FrankStJohn-xw2wu 7 лет назад +5

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COME TO FLORIDA

  • @ramifaroush1193
    @ramifaroush1193 5 лет назад

    The beginning of the video is absolute genius 🤣🤣👌

  • @CpttCanada
    @CpttCanada 7 лет назад +9

    Why the hell does Amir keep on interrupting? For fuck sakes man figure it out!

    • @shmendusel
      @shmendusel 6 лет назад +1

      do you mean rod? he's a troll

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 6 лет назад +1

      +Dobeye The asdasd lmao fucking Rod.

  • @kokopelli6832
    @kokopelli6832 7 лет назад +2

    I'd like to see him audition for the roll of Aphie the Aphid in the Blockbuster film: A Bug's Life Two: The Squeaquel

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 года назад +1

    2:23 they need to make a shirt that says "Ribs, is all"

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 9 месяцев назад

    That's a good-ass parallel park right there.

  • @DrJWBurch
    @DrJWBurch 7 лет назад +1

    Come to the Edinburgh fringe festival, biggest comedy and arts festival in the world! Lasts one month!

  • @VijiogFrito
    @VijiogFrito 7 лет назад +2

    it really surprised me that amir didnt say something awkward at that intro

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 5 лет назад

    OMG Geoff is as fast at parallel parking as Amir is at those sunglasses....

  • @superlee4ever
    @superlee4ever 2 года назад

    Geoff is a treasure of himself.

  • @quinncurren491
    @quinncurren491 7 лет назад +3

    I have admired you from afar. Scratch that, I have Aladdined you, from Jafar.

  • @joeryan8262
    @joeryan8262 6 лет назад +1

    Huge J&A fan until the end of the series, listened for If I Were You for a while but kinda stopped listening around the time they formed HG, just found this channel so I feel like I stumbled on a gold mine

  • @sammbci
    @sammbci 7 лет назад

    Yes! More of Amir's old character!

  • @steriotypo
    @steriotypo 5 лет назад

    I love that he made such a obscure reference to Harris Ansari

  • @carsonhatch225
    @carsonhatch225 6 лет назад

    Harris ansari is aziz ansaris cousin who he's mentioned in a couple of bits so it's ridiculously specific

  • @Welpme69
    @Welpme69 7 лет назад

    "My hopes and dreams? They've never been"

  • @__-zh6oq
    @__-zh6oq 5 лет назад

    The camera battery is nearly depleted in less than fifteen minutes, then hobbles on for another fifteen... XD

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 2 года назад

    The battery bothers me way more than it should. It goes from full to red in 15 minutes, then stays on for another 15 minutes after that still on red

  • @Shan2TheBoner1987
    @Shan2TheBoner1987 3 года назад

    Technically it's a Bob Odenkirk character he wrote for he and Farley's sketch group Second City.

  • @lowtdog
    @lowtdog 5 лет назад

    " are you doing crowd-work during your audition tape? "

  • @andyanderson100
    @andyanderson100 6 лет назад

    Ending slays me

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 3 года назад

    Cast as Aladdin for this bin-LAD’n would be rad and make me glad, fin

  • @nickdovolos8271
    @nickdovolos8271 4 года назад

    When it cuts from 1: 45 to over 8 minutes and ends at over 28 minutes 😂

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 7 лет назад +2

    Montreal! It's Toronto! Don't do it! It's a tarp!

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 7 лет назад

      Are they actually coming to Toronto?

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 7 лет назад

    Taylor Hanson...brilliant.

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 2 года назад

    Harris Ansari- what a throwback

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 6 лет назад

    “Ribs, is all!”

  • @colenikas3284
    @colenikas3284 6 лет назад

    Harris Ansari. Perfect reference. Perfect

  • @AbsurdoSol
    @AbsurdoSol 5 лет назад

    Shortest camera battery ever

  • @martinwhite2792
    @martinwhite2792 7 лет назад

    A 30 minute battery though, how old is that camera

  • @docterblood
    @docterblood 7 лет назад

    That Harris shout out

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Год назад

    meet me outdoors, how does that sound?

  • @ryanmanes8985
    @ryanmanes8985 7 лет назад

    How did that battery just die in 14 minutes?

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 7 лет назад

    Meet me outdoors.

  • @brandonhaney55
    @brandonhaney55 3 года назад +1

    That camera has like a bad amount of battery life

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 2 года назад

      like the worst amount

  • @voabarros
    @voabarros 7 лет назад

    Please add subtitles

  • @koustave
    @koustave 7 лет назад

    I like how the battery dies

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 3 года назад +1

    Wacky Clit🤝

  • @jaka1748
    @jaka1748 7 лет назад

    That battery life though...

  • @evsponge1
    @evsponge1 7 лет назад

    Ribs! is all

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 7 лет назад

    what does he say at 34 seconds

  • @jonathanlessard-walsh5883
    @jonathanlessard-walsh5883 6 лет назад

    - i must say, this geoffrey is growing on me or should i say.... rowing on me!
    - which one?
    - What?
    - growing or rowing, which one?
    - Boat

    • @zacmp29
      @zacmp29 5 лет назад

      Jonathan Lessard-Walsh this is just awful

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад

      Zac Mp Awful bad maybe.

  • @SuperSeppie
    @SuperSeppie 7 лет назад

    "Domesticated Taylor Hanson." mmmchop. how the fuck do they come up with this

  • @joemanock1414
    @joemanock1414 7 лет назад

    Classic

  • @123ada321
    @123ada321 11 месяцев назад

    domesticated tyler hanson is the best character ever made

  • @jonathanfurtado7611
    @jonathanfurtado7611 4 года назад

    Damn i see carlton from Fresh Prince

  • @0average_enjoyer044
    @0average_enjoyer044 4 года назад

    oppa aladdin style

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 6 лет назад

    That camera only has about 30 minutes of battery

  • @oliverokeeffe6379
    @oliverokeeffe6379 3 года назад

    Wacky Clit’s Steamed Ribs

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 5 лет назад

    One hell of a weak battery on that camera.

  • @spencer6106
    @spencer6106 7 лет назад

    Hi

  • @peterwong2920
    @peterwong2920 7 лет назад

    Head gum missed the chance to put 4:20 as their time. Lol

  • @willmarchant307
    @willmarchant307 7 лет назад

    @walter

  • @Munkingly
    @Munkingly 7 лет назад

    Too cold will do

  • @babyskunkcat
    @babyskunkcat 5 лет назад

    How is the name aladdin offensive?

  • @Toastergoat
    @Toastergoat 4 года назад

    30 minute battery life? What kind of circus are you guys running down there

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep 6 лет назад

    I feel like in 5 years or so, I'm gonna wonder why I thought this was so funny.

  • @awestrich2172
    @awestrich2172 7 лет назад

    I want to play Halo with Haris Ansari

  • @jennaw9948
    @jennaw9948 7 лет назад

    Is Geoffrey the Amir to Amir's Jake?

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 5 лет назад

    You'd make a much better Will Smith in the upcoming Ghost Dad

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 лет назад

    Miguel

  • @MichaelPuterbaugh
    @MichaelPuterbaugh 7 лет назад +1

    comment here if you're 69 years cold

  • @Fooderd
    @Fooderd 7 лет назад

    Harris Ansari LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @2stoned2skate
    @2stoned2skate 5 лет назад

    lmao Harris Ansari

  • @seand6576
    @seand6576 7 лет назад

    Bad audition? Naw, bad you.

  • @harrowkay1296
    @harrowkay1296 7 лет назад

    These are seriousley hilarious! But allow a peasant an opinion... let catch phrases and running gags catch on naturally. The first time Geoff said 'it never has been was golden but it kinda feels like it's being forced into all the videos now! Keep up the wood twerk!

  • @michaelconner8140
    @michaelconner8140 6 лет назад

    Chris Farley hes dead he listening to anything good Joke Chris

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 7 лет назад

    As long as it's chubby, a girl will rubby.

  • @holo.enthusiast
    @holo.enthusiast 7 лет назад

    why did i think it was Jake's voice behind the camera the entire time until he said was Amir?? I'm disappointed in myself