Geoffrey the Dumbass: Noir
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- The dumbass is back, and this time he's embodying an entire film genre (for some reason).
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"That's a C bubble on a True-False quiz, missy. It's not an option."
It makes sense, but not in the confines of the conversation, which is really what makes it such a golden line lol.
Whoosh
Its never been....
Good point daedalus
you cant answer C on a quiz where the only options are true or false
This is a small glimpse into Geoffrey's brain. It's never been.
That's why the glimpse is so small.
It's been right now
oh, now this is great.
hiMegan
Greyt
It was pretty good
That was art imitating WIFE.
Wait for the bomb...er-a-er-a, ASS chorus!
Ryan Welham What's an "ass-chorus?"
Bomb-ass I said!
u gotta learn how 2 be funny man* 😂
Mary J. Blige ain't got nothing on these pipes
"Exactly right, rust. Iron's naughty step sister." 😂
It's amazing how Geoff was able to mimic Jake's speech pattern at the same time doing an old timey noir narration.
So many golden lines in here it's beautiful
You belong in a museum.....
because you've been framed
It's like a golden shower of jokes.
Geoffrey deserves a HeadGoscar for this, I fucking mean it.
Or at the very least, a Grouch
Damn this kid Geoffrey is going places. This was more than clever. It was hilarious.
that's not More than clever, btw. They're just different
Not everything has to be more than something
More than nothing... Less than something...
More than nothing... Less than something...
More than nothing, less than something!
you're all fired
Just to drive your point past home.
This might actually qualify for a Grouch.
maybe even an MTV movie award nominee
I'm crying. Is this art? You've arted me.
Connor Hart "my mind was racing." he said aloud.
I am an art of myself.
As a long time Jake and Amir fan, this isn't just the best GTD sketch so far, I think it's one of the best sketches they've ever done at all. I really enjoyed it. It was fresh, it was clever, and it was extremely funny. Well done guys!
I gotta say, 5 years later and they still haven’t made anything better. That is to say, while this is bad, everything else is worse
I would love to see this sketch from Jake's perspective
I'd pay 20 a month on patreon if they made every video from Geoffrey's perspective as well as the objective perspective
"how do you even pretend this is juice?"
it is juice
Anthony Jacob ....Zaddy's juice
Geoffs face when he's holding the gun is the funniest thing i've ever seen.
YOU GUYS I WAS LISTENING TO THE “No Joke” PODCAST AND REILLY SAID THAT MAN GEORGES WROTE THIS ENTIRE EPISODE
Wow, this was one of the funniest Headgum videos yet. And moreso because it's a new style of humor, not trying to capture the Jake and Amir glory.
That's the reason I liked it! It was fresh.
rnjbond Absolutely agree! Love it when they change it up and take risks!
Excuse you.
Absolutely, excuse you.
that's exactly what it was going. read the title. also the stupid theme made it shit
A C bubble on a true/false quiz. Not an option.
Fuck that flew right over my head lmao
This is incredible.
This is credible.
oh so forgettable.
This is edible
this is legible!
I come back to this absolute masterpiece every so often and laugh my ass off every time. I'm sorry HG people, but I don't think you guys can top this. Not because you're not great, but because this is just perfect
OMG RIP EARS AT THE END. OH WHAT? I'M YELLING?
Best one yet
This is a masterpiece. Nothing can top this.
I'm in desperate need of a complete written list of those golden metaphors.
Kate Fitzgerald *similes
MORE GENRES POSTHASTE! Seriously this was not only amazing but also cool.
* a cool
This is quite perfect. I'd love to see more of these.
The great thing is that you can almost hear Jake's voice from his lips, great acting.
Geoffrey is also the master here.
This one was really good.
I’ve been binge-watching Geoffrey the Dumbass playlist and this one is soooo good. Fresh and interesting.
That's Noirsome dude.
best one so far! I'll admit I was still hoping for a "that's awesome, dude"
Fucking gold. The trumpet at the end was great.
Freaking grand slam. Nice job guys.
this is the best one yet
Yes a thousand times yes. that was amazing
This is my favourite headgum video ever. We need more videos from Geoffrey's perspective!
4 years? How long have I been watching Geoff? Too long. And not long enough.
that was just incredible.
Jake: You can't drink on the job, it's not even noon!
Clock in the background: 3:51
I like many of these videos, but this one is just gold.
Closest thing to an old Jake and Amir sketch. Love it
Love the Private Eye "thinking in similes and metaphors" trope in general, but even moreso when done to this level of absurdity lol. The sillier, more obtuse, and labored they are, the better.
This short is like the Mesozoic Era; it's one for the ages.
By far one of the best ones. It just keeps giving and giving through out the whole thing.
One look at the thumbnail and I knew this was going to be good. This episode had me laughing in tears 90% of the time.
best one so far
i have never smashed the like button so hard before
the trumpet at the end is so funny :D
Never seen a video quite like this, wonderful to see them breaking the mold and pushing boundaries of comedy. Bravo!
I've been laughing out of breath for the last three minutes because it was rubbing alcohol. 😂😂😂
these guys just keep getting better and better.
Oh my god. Part II ASAP PLEASE.
The C bubble on a true false quiz bit is gold. I'm using it as much as possible from now on.
Best episode of the entire channel. It can even challenge some of my fave OG college humour videos. 10/10
absolutely they need to do a Noir pt 2 now that Geoff isn’t like 16
Those analogies were like a properly functioning diaper: they were airtight!
Best one yet. Clever one liners and a unique style. Glad you guys are finding your new style
Oh this is one of the best "Geoffrey the Dumbass" sketches ever.
One of the best episodes yet, great job guys.
This is actually a legitimately excellent video. Like, just very well done.
I love seeing what goes on in Geoffrey's mind
that last obnoxious note killed me.
I don’t know why, but I love this specific episode so damn much!! 😂😭
"You belong in a museum, because you've been framed." - Humphrey Bogart
Lmao I friggen love this show. Please keep making more!
I come back to this video every few weeks and it gets better every time. its better than perfect. its GOOD
As we are busy watching the legend that is Geoffrey, the gun disappears out of Jake's hand.
Ok. This is good.
The last note of this video is a lot like the Story featured in my favorite movie. It never ends.
That was a work of art and I was laughing out loud from the beginning until the end! Thank Geoff!
you should do a sequel to this one. its good bit
modern day classic for sure!
it's gonna be very hard to top this one.... pure GOLD!!!!
This is the Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 8 of the Geoffrey the Dumbass series.
It belongs in a museum.
This is by far my favorite headgum video
Ok, this might be the best episode yet.
This. Was. GENIUS
I watch headgum content on a loop. This one always wake me up if I have the audacity to fall asleep.
this is fucking next level awesome! please more of this shiatzu
Jake: Easy! Don't point that thing at me!
Geoff: You easy okay! There's no bullets in this thing idiot!
There was one bullet, Sue me
By far the best one! You finally did something unique! Loved the ringing trumpet at the end.
i think this is the best headgum video yet
Every time I rewatch this I forget about the horn at the end. Always makes me laugh!
Oh my god! That part where it holds the trumpet!
This is by far the great Geoffrey the Dumbass video yet!
This is definitely one of my favorites
I love this. This is good, this is right. To have this.
this is awefully well written.
This is far and away the best thing to come out of Headgum. Ever!
ok but "you're beautiful; you belong in a museum... 'cause you've been framed" is a GREAT line???
That's how you entertain boys , good work ! Thanks for the hideous laugh I did when the trumpet came back at the end
That's... awesome, dude. The writing was on point, loved the metaphors.
LOOL this is the best episode by far, and im not even done watching it yet.
That was both hilarious and beautiful... Wow. Artistic.
This needs a sequel!!
"A 'C' bubble on a true/false quiz: not an option." is a brilliant line.
This is the best one. Simply amazing
Best Headgum video yet. No doubt.
This video is one of the best I've seen from this channel
Best HeadGum video by far
Best Headgum vid yet for sure
Holy shit. Geoffrey James just got cast in the titular role for the new Tracer Bullet feature film.