Geoffrey the Dumbass: Love is Blind

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • Geoff's blind to love and war.
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Комментарии • 200

  • @LeoVader
    @LeoVader Год назад +91

    "how's that for your little diary" is one of the best lines of the whole series, god it's so funny

    • @firstnamelastname4752
      @firstnamelastname4752 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dude no wonder I love your videos, we like the same comedy.

  • @Omeomeom
    @Omeomeom Год назад +78

    The solo writing cred being Reilly here is everything

    • @coreyperdue1966
      @coreyperdue1966 11 месяцев назад +7

      she is a cat, cheshire or otherwise

  • @alinamaraa
    @alinamaraa Год назад +48

    geoff's ankles look impossibly thin in those socks

    • @Vacated204
      @Vacated204 Год назад +7

      GEOFF HAS WRIGGLY, WITHERING, SPINDLY LITTLE LEGS!

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Vacated204No you’re going off-script!

    • @RatedMforMeenie
      @RatedMforMeenie 7 месяцев назад +1

      2cm in diameter, just blood and skin

  • @dedicatedsleuth
    @dedicatedsleuth Год назад +302

    Geoff's CREDIT score can't be above 110

    • @Headgum
      @Headgum  Год назад +57

      LOL

    • @eefaan8635
      @eefaan8635 Год назад +79

      Geoff's credit score is in the low 800s, factually

    • @dedicatedsleuth
      @dedicatedsleuth Год назад +45

      @@eefaan8635 The only thing in the low 800s is my blood pressure. I'm soon to be dead, and Reilly should wed. Tick tock Daniel Rashid

    • @Raven319s
      @Raven319s Год назад +7

      Guac!

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Год назад +11

      @@eefaan8635 His finances are in surprisingly great order

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 Год назад +73

    Geoff is a Peaky Blinder of himself for slicing that woman's father

  • @Veggieman87
    @Veggieman87 Год назад +248

    You’re familiar with Love Is Blind? Well, welcome to Love Is FIND. It’s a reality slash geocache, wining and dining, dating AND dating program for everyone, naturalist or otherwise.

    • @karmaheaven7
      @karmaheaven7 Год назад +17

      “Dating and dating” is very choice, nice one

    • @slycooper459
      @slycooper459 Год назад +7

      Geocache, incredible

    • @arkmaphar
      @arkmaphar Год назад +11

      Love is Fiennes

    • @brandonwilcox3307
      @brandonwilcox3307 Год назад +1

      @@arkmaphar beat me to it by ONE hour

    • @Veggieman87
      @Veggieman87 Год назад +9

      It’s a contest of sorts, a run of consorts. We take an eligible young maiden from every county, put them in a fancy house, a, a, a, a manse, if you will, and have them compete for the affections of one Mister Fitzwilliam Darcy himself, exactly Ralph.

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly Год назад +65

    Put That in your little diary

    • @firstnamelastname4752
      @firstnamelastname4752 Год назад +15

      I love the implication that Geoff had forgotten what they were doing.

  • @nolanmurphy3056
    @nolanmurphy3056 Год назад +149

    What's crazy is Geoff thinks he deserves love or joy

    • @Toktott
      @Toktott Год назад +19

      He hardly deserves a dove with soy, sauce or otherwise.

    • @silasfitzgerald7887
      @silasfitzgerald7887 Год назад +7

      He deserves so much more than this

    • @docdarlin5491
      @docdarlin5491 Год назад +2

      how dare you

    • @Business_Skeleton
      @Business_Skeleton Год назад +3

      Get out of here with this, this, this, this, POISON!

  • @TitanOfClash
    @TitanOfClash Год назад +33

    The word 'Joy' is a lot funnier than it should be.

  • @FoxCaps
    @FoxCaps Год назад +20

    “I’m worried about passing down generational drama” preach

  • @belvetica
    @belvetica Год назад +101

    Reilly nearly losing it during the monologue is sending me 2:27

    • @m93samman
      @m93samman Год назад +23

      She was beefing, nearly shed tears of soy

    • @hero3717
      @hero3717 Год назад +3

      2:10

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад +10

    "Do you want kids?"
    "I'm down to split one if you're paying"

  • @aidanmerris2653
    @aidanmerris2653 Год назад +106

    Reilly and Geoff age like a fine chine.

  • @AlbertRutter
    @AlbertRutter Год назад +10

    Geoff deserves so much less than PASS. He deserves RICE. [Rhythm, Ice, Cash, and Spice. (I snorted a bismuth. At a school faire.)]

  • @connorharrell3822
    @connorharrell3822 Год назад +12

    This is 100% the jake and Amir format. I’m not complaining at all great video

  • @SwordFishTheFish
    @SwordFishTheFish Год назад +7

    "like tykes" is the best line I have EVER heard

  • @vigil8873
    @vigil8873 Год назад +25

    dude reilly’s hair looks AMAZING in this video

    • @KingSkeletor
      @KingSkeletor Год назад +5

      Brunettes have the most fun.

    • @dctaylor480
      @dctaylor480 Год назад +2

      Lowlights! Highlights! It's all, for lack of a better word, there!

    • @yeildme911
      @yeildme911 Год назад

      Really? Hate to say but those bangs are bad- stabbing her eyes in every scene

  • @DaleMallows
    @DaleMallows Год назад +105

    These two together are gold. As funny as Jake and Amir.

  • @Nalhirrim
    @Nalhirrim 3 месяца назад +1

    This is honestly one of their bests. Nearly every joke lands perfectly. Geoff is off the rails insane while Riley is pissing herself. The monolog was amazing.

  • @gumptionous
    @gumptionous Год назад +10

    2:08 Reilly almost breaking, can't handle the power of PASS

  • @rijkdek
    @rijkdek Год назад +32

    The video is only 4 and a half minutes? I deserve so much more than this.

  • @johnatola7731
    @johnatola7731 Год назад +22

    I'm glad they're on a video together again.

  • @fluteboiz8912
    @fluteboiz8912 Год назад +12

    vultures. three. circling.

  • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
    @SteveJohnson-ht6kv Год назад +10

    Jake and Amir Resume vibezzzzz for sure. When I get vibez, I get highs. Boss bae slayed in this one.

  • @nathalie2137
    @nathalie2137 Год назад +19

    I love that their laughs are synchronized.

  • @mosquitopyjamas9048
    @mosquitopyjamas9048 Год назад +8

    That end monologue was so blazin’

    • @_vindicator_
      @_vindicator_ Год назад +1

      it was a rough draft, not a final

  • @nivekeryas
    @nivekeryas Год назад +11

    Geoff would be in the top five best guys ever on the show

  • @Reecef266
    @Reecef266 Год назад +36

    Georffrey is auditioning for more dramatic roles so he needs a monologue for his demo tape😅 I did actually think this was a really good one though.

    • @SwitcherooU
      @SwitcherooU Год назад +7

      That would be legit hilarious if Geoff and Reilly were sneaking audition-reel scenes into comedy scripts.

  • @carltonascarf7694
    @carltonascarf7694 Год назад +10

    this might be the first genuinely funny 'not' joke ever

  • @GooseHandler
    @GooseHandler Год назад +1

    "Ultimately, her joy" Jarred Joy, that is

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 Год назад +5

    Pension Assets Silver and Stocks… and can’t be above 110

  • @jamesjonathan7187
    @jamesjonathan7187 Год назад +6

    He's def got amirs vocal fry down

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU Год назад +4

    I know that we mostly lob J&A and GtD quotes at each other, but this is legit very funny. HENRY!

  • @chrism45
    @chrism45 Год назад +5

    Aww I liked the "we can get anything we want?" take..

  • @Brett.A
    @Brett.A Год назад +7

    Great curtain bangs!

  • @sprintonbeat
    @sprintonbeat Год назад +4

    geoffrey is a james of himself in this one!

  • @noahsebeslav2125
    @noahsebeslav2125 10 месяцев назад +1

    Reileigh trying not to laugh has me cracking up😂

  • @kelseyferguson1741
    @kelseyferguson1741 Год назад +6

    Reilleys bangs look so cute! 10/10 haircut ❤

  • @ravencom1
    @ravencom1 Год назад +7

    The super fast entrance of Geoffrey jumping on to the couch reminds me of those golden Jake and Amir videos!❤

  • @travisbeaty3186
    @travisbeaty3186 Год назад +2

    Close my eyes and this could be a jake and amir sketch - incredible both of you, love you so much! Thanks for continuing to make me laugh over and over

  • @Business_Skeleton
    @Business_Skeleton Год назад +8

    Do you guys think Geoff gets paid to do these headgum videos or does he just love comedy?

  • @dangerbuoy
    @dangerbuoy Год назад +1

    He sliced him! He really diced him!!

  • @StevoIDH
    @StevoIDH Год назад +24

    Geoffrey is funny

    • @StevoIDH
      @StevoIDH Год назад +8

      Riley too

    • @misternotlob6769
      @misternotlob6769 Год назад +8

      Don't say that. We don't want him thinking he's good

  • @belowaveragejoh
    @belowaveragejoh Год назад +4

    Reilly trying to holding in laughter from 2:37 is killing me

  • @thekaiser1156
    @thekaiser1156 Год назад +5

    2:10, you could 100% tell that Riley was about to break lmao

  • @arkmaphar
    @arkmaphar Год назад +2

    VULTURES three of them. circling

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh Год назад +1

    P.A.S.S is the W.A.P sequel Robin Thicke is just burning to make.

  • @tvlover17
    @tvlover17 Год назад

    “How’s that for your little diary”😂

  • @Jirbolicious
    @Jirbolicious Год назад +5

    This is gonna be great

  • @nderohan
    @nderohan Год назад +2

    Geoff is the Amir and everyone else is jake in this series!

  • @thegundampilot01
    @thegundampilot01 Год назад +1

    "You said white!?" 😂

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 Год назад +4

    I really hope Pussy Ass Smarts and Sass doesn't accidentally creep into my vocabulary.

  • @brianyobbz497
    @brianyobbz497 Год назад +5

    Love is RI…ce

  • @archiemarshall4368
    @archiemarshall4368 10 месяцев назад +2

    You know Love is Blind? How about Love is FIENNES

  • @jomafu
    @jomafu Год назад

    on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me VULTURES. THREE OF THEM. CIRCLING.

  • @tgkafg
    @tgkafg 11 месяцев назад

    Bruh, Riley totally piss'd herself!

  • @jo.comics
    @jo.comics Год назад +1

    Geoff is on Love is Blind? Yeah, that's about right.

  • @smeagleoff4210
    @smeagleoff4210 Год назад +1

    what is love? baby don’t hurt me. don’t hurt me. no more.

  • @jacobreed953
    @jacobreed953 Год назад +2

    Does anyone remember the title of the video where they say Geoffrey's credit score in the low 800s?

  • @lobdooks
    @lobdooks Год назад +2

    Welcome to love is Fiennes

  • @DesVoador
    @DesVoador Год назад

    the way he just blurts out VULTURES

  • @lumbersnackenterprises
    @lumbersnackenterprises Год назад

    Nice Call back with the 110 in the end, great comedic effect!

  • @oventi_
    @oventi_ 2 месяца назад

    Worried about passing generational trauma. So true.

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx 2 дня назад

    Geoffs socks are longer than Amir’s dad’s blood sack legs.

  • @ExtremeUltimo
    @ExtremeUltimo Год назад +1

    This episode opened so hot and I love it.

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Год назад

    Why is the word "tyke" so damn funny? Great ep, gang

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez Год назад +2

    I'm more of a condor type of guy.

  • @miraj0072004
    @miraj0072004 Год назад

    Reminds me of the jake and Amir episode where those two are dressed up as mustard and ketchup. I forget the episode name

  • @DEMIntern
    @DEMIntern Год назад +1

    How’s that for your little diary? 😂

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly Год назад

    these rapscallions spark joy for me

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff Год назад

    Epic

  • @SpookyStu
    @SpookyStu Год назад +1

    All his mental energy is somehow channeled in his growing hair.

    • @hellomarjory
      @hellomarjory Год назад +1

      he should focus on growing those ankles

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Год назад +1

    No shot reily pissed herself!

  • @fairefozza
    @fairefozza Год назад

    Jesus Geoff slow down i can't go full screen fast enough 😂😂

  • @samuelstarling9756
    @samuelstarling9756 Год назад +3

    PASS

  • @eyoelberhane_blackmoth
    @eyoelberhane_blackmoth Год назад

    After this love is blind…ers. Also 2:02 Reilly’s face is all of us.

  • @k.u.5798
    @k.u.5798 Год назад +12

    I love these 2 together. Chemistry wise. Friendship-wise. And yes, ROMANTIC-WISE.

    • @karmaheaven7
      @karmaheaven7 Год назад +17

      You’re lucky Barry Chair isn’t here…

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac Год назад +5

      @@karmaheaven7 how do you know? Maybe his chair is just resting so low you can't see him.

  • @deFt18
    @deFt18 Год назад

    Reilly saying someone else is a bully?! She's the bully! She likes being bad!!

  • @deshz
    @deshz Год назад

    Delivery just like Amir of Jake and Amir!!!

  • @KingAxxerr
    @KingAxxerr Год назад +2

    Hawk is the only right answer

  • @steemo5651
    @steemo5651 Год назад +3

    Love, like this video, is fine

  • @TheGxb2162
    @TheGxb2162 Год назад

    I want more of these Jake and Amir clone-style videos immediately.

  • @plot000000
    @plot000000 Год назад +1

    a NOT that would make borat proud

  • @TheBlenderer
    @TheBlenderer Год назад

    Yaaay Jake and Ameesh

  • @adamnewman1043
    @adamnewman1043 Год назад +2

    Here’s something cute and quirky, let’s order dessert first. Ha ha I’m different.

  • @malchar2
    @malchar2 Год назад

    this video is a PASS

  • @entertainingideas
    @entertainingideas Год назад

    I'm crying tears of SOY!

  • @Th3Mafia
    @Th3Mafia Год назад

    nice! lol

  • @randosavich
    @randosavich Год назад

    Reilly is so pretty.

  • @empanothing
    @empanothing Год назад

    Is "headgum" a mental floss joke?

  • @WillToWinvlog
    @WillToWinvlog Год назад

    I just realized.... Geoff is Minishcap1's twin brother!!!!

  • @TheAdamPhilipShow
    @TheAdamPhilipShow Год назад +1

    You know what to do headgum fans. We all fill out this application with these answers.

  • @Thisath100
    @Thisath100 Год назад

    Where'd you guys find the budget to get Millie Bobby Brown on the show?!

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. Год назад +1

    Love is bleyes...nd

  • @dontavoidthenoid
    @dontavoidthenoid Год назад

    I’m sure this connection has already been made, but Geoff kinda looks like Yanni

  • @judeofford
    @judeofford Год назад

    love is blise...nd

  • @i2cube
    @i2cube Год назад

    Reilly broke at the Pass joke

  • @icarusjones90
    @icarusjones90 Год назад

    Not the best Geoffrey the Dumbass to watch right after a breakup

  • @gbird.
    @gbird. Год назад

    i sorta.. fft

  • @8Maik
    @8Maik Год назад +7

    it's hard to focus , Reilly is probably the most beautiful girl I have ever seen