Geoffrey the Dumbass: Restraining Order

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @dfetz3
    @dfetz3 6 лет назад +690

    "Trichael is like Michael but with three wheels". That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard but it made me giggle so hard.

    • @daninbox
      @daninbox 6 лет назад +5

      Darryl Fetz I hit my head on the back of bathtub laughing.

    • @howdyteppa32
      @howdyteppa32 6 лет назад +12

      Darryl Fetz i skipped laughing entirely and just went straight to crying it got me so good

    • @Bieware
      @Bieware 6 лет назад +8

      Had to pause and walk away from my cubicle at work so I didn't disrupt the office by laughing so hard.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej Год назад +2

      One of my favorite lines :')

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Год назад +1

      I also love how the sketch starts with Geoffrey and Barry checking their watches in frustrated disbelief that Reilly is not there yet.

  • @trevorfraley1744
    @trevorfraley1744 6 лет назад +286

    How does it rise? YEAST?
    Exactly rise.

    • @es4655
      @es4655 6 лет назад +2

      king

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад +299

    i guess chairisters bookie is rick fox

    • @ocotillo6468
      @ocotillo6468 6 лет назад +28

      That was a big vig for the fantastic Mr Fox!

    • @oscarsaris3183
      @oscarsaris3183 6 лет назад +17

      HENRY! HENRY! HENRY!

    • @logancox6548
      @logancox6548 6 лет назад +14

      Had to do him an omelette sized favor.

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад +5

      Bookies are for thugs. Brokers are for mugs.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead Год назад +3

      ... who, BTW, is NOT married to a chicken.

  • @jamest4942
    @jamest4942 6 лет назад +359

    This legit had some of the best one-liners on Headgum.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 6 лет назад

      James T which one

    • @rhov1422
      @rhov1422 6 лет назад +1

      James T handsome?

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 6 лет назад +23

      They are getting more into their swing. Jake and Amir weren’t gold from the beginning either but once they hit their swing they flourished

    • @KevyGLevy
      @KevyGLevy 4 года назад +2

      When?

    • @Welpme69
      @Welpme69 4 года назад +1

      @@KevyGLevy hmm?

  • @gc5806
    @gc5806 6 лет назад +262

    How sad is this, after these lawyer fees Geoff is now 2 million in the hole and now he has to win the frickin' case just to break even.... How is that fair???

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 6 лет назад +252

    "The zeros are silent"
    Not bad you guys. Not bad at all.

  • @jickhydro
    @jickhydro 6 лет назад +243

    This is seriously one of the best videos, I’VE ever come up with.

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 лет назад +6

      *strangle strangle*

    • @hypster814
      @hypster814 6 лет назад +22

      You're being Thomas Crown affair'd by King Zark himself!

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 лет назад +16

      @@hypster814 Have fun being classless, assless, deaf and dumb!

    • @climbitclimate
      @climbitclimate 6 лет назад +9

      You know why!
      Because facebooks robbin ya!instagrams rapin ya!

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 лет назад +9

      @@climbitclimate And MySpace? It's givin ya the old "how do you do?"

  • @Tijnas617
    @Tijnas617 6 лет назад +200

    Cold feet
    Warm toes
    Apple cider
    Sandwich
    Step by step
    I am
    Superman's
    Best Friend
    It's me!
    Love,
    Barry Chairister

    • @rnjbond
      @rnjbond 6 лет назад +28

      Oh my God, Pat, this is the sweetest thing ever

    • @fryingraijin198
      @fryingraijin198 6 лет назад

      Tijnas617 good on you

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 лет назад +5

      Barry -Chair- -ister- Chairister.

    • @TheeFungUsAmongUs
      @TheeFungUsAmongUs 5 лет назад

      @@owen-cu6gr how do you cross out words in a comment?

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheeFungUsAmongUs You put a dash (-) on either side of the word; no space in between.

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 5 лет назад +30

    "I have to assist Mr. James in any and all civil suits that suit his fancy."
    "And I'll often wear a fancy suit."
    "Shut UP."
    This is one of my favorite exchanges. XD

  • @tuckerdoyle4492
    @tuckerdoyle4492 6 лет назад +64

    If this guy doesn't appear in more Headgum videos I'm suing

  • @SLADEYKINS
    @SLADEYKINS 6 лет назад +122

    The 0's are silent

  • @pazz
    @pazz 2 года назад +48

    "He's just dumb today" confirms my headcanon that there's this strange virus that gets passed around the office that makes the infected person dumb for a day. Amir contracted it first at College Humor and had it for a long time until it occasionally started infecting Jake, and would then bounce between the two. They brought it to Headgum where it found a new primary host in Geoffrey, but it still bounces around to Amir, Jake and Riley as well.

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 2 года назад +4

      Wait that’s actually the best theory ever.

    • @bryanburns4874
      @bryanburns4874 Год назад +2

      to me it’s the ghost of Headgum that’s able to possess one person a day lol. turning Reilly into Bad Reilly, Amir into a snack-obsessed weirdo, and of course Geoffrey into a dumbass

  • @zzXertz
    @zzXertz 6 лет назад +49

    It's like Michael but with 3 wheels

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 6 лет назад +15

    Lol I love how perfectly those two are able to imitate Crazy Amir

    • @passingoutwang
      @passingoutwang 6 лет назад +11

      The younger generation grew up binge watching jake and amir, I dont think they realised that amir's comedic timing and sense of humor is contagious, they created millions of real amir's

    • @rakeloslyn2931
      @rakeloslyn2931 Год назад

      @@passingoutwang i still think douchebag/insecure Jake is worse than crazy Amir lmao 🤣

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 6 лет назад +26

    The ónly acceptable way to show a dame you're into her; guilt her into signing a constraining order. A sign of true love.

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler 6 лет назад +26

    Geoffrey. Mind if I call you Trike?

  • @tylermorrison243
    @tylermorrison243 6 лет назад +26

    Wouldn’t you call it a retaining order?

  • @onionslaps
    @onionslaps 6 лет назад +37

    A sweet skeet from this meat treat makes the girls go YEET YEET
    I circumcised my grandpa in the parking lot of a Bojangles

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 6 лет назад +13

    Trichael: it's like Michael, but with three wheels

  • @TONE-2099
    @TONE-2099 6 лет назад +22

    So dumb...
    I love it all.

  • @allaroundtubin
    @allaroundtubin 6 лет назад +67

    Geoff and Reilly should start a podcast!

  • @PeterPhantomForces
    @PeterPhantomForces 6 лет назад +5

    this style of comedy is the only the to make me laugh my ass off like the first time everytime. Priceless, wholesome gold.

  • @alexandermarc5641
    @alexandermarc5641 6 лет назад +2

    "The 0's are silent." Hilarious. 😂

  • @whyyoualwaysxion981
    @whyyoualwaysxion981 6 лет назад +14

    "Westside"

  • @darmam0o
    @darmam0o 6 лет назад +3

    This is honestly above Jake & Amir level. Honestly, didn't expect that. One of the best comedy videos EVER. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly. Honestly.

  • @antheacastelli
    @antheacastelli 6 лет назад +2

    I always come away from these videos feeling like my brain was just savagely beaten but I can't stop watching them!

  • @TimmyT1234
    @TimmyT1234 4 года назад +1

    Love the constantly changing distance lol, it's a nice touch

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 6 лет назад +26

    Who names your friends? Trichael?

  • @brycesmith6427
    @brycesmith6427 3 года назад +1

    0:46 to 1:28 is just...perfect. I love the whole thing, it's one of my favorite GtD videos, but the bread back and forth kills me every time

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 Год назад

      “How does it rise, YEAST?”
      “Yes!”
      🧐✍🏻

  • @purplekissy
    @purplekissy 6 лет назад +4

    I love these two together they're so funny.

  • @MultiGuitarify
    @MultiGuitarify 4 года назад

    This might be one of the funniest ones to me. The jokes are really well written, the ‘I get arrested’ and bread thing totally crack me up

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 6 лет назад +4

    I like when Headgum turns all absurd

  • @freakoffear3823
    @freakoffear3823 6 лет назад +4

    I can't wait for their wedding 3 episodes from now

  • @kotov909
    @kotov909 6 лет назад +21

    Am I losing my sheesh or is today turdsday a day early

    • @natureboy904
      @natureboy904 6 лет назад +3

      Marchitect ASK ME.... ANYTIME

  • @vondutch12
    @vondutch12 6 лет назад

    Best video of HeadGum to date. Keep it up!!! Love it

  • @Mentro140
    @Mentro140 6 лет назад +5

    Big fan of the chair, hope he comes back

  • @Zhinkk
    @Zhinkk 6 лет назад +2

    This is legit hilarious. Like, one of the funniest if not the funniest video they have made so far. This and Date Nate... I think Headgum is headed in the right direction.

  • @coreyperdue37
    @coreyperdue37 5 лет назад +1

    Barry chair is my favorite side character 😂😂

  • @Pn1251
    @Pn1251 6 лет назад +1

    The most highly respected barrister this side of the LA river

  • @wormsXDXD
    @wormsXDXD 5 лет назад +1

    this is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @jbajek8
    @jbajek8 4 года назад

    Barry, you are a shining light in these dark times!

  • @97684475
    @97684475 5 лет назад +1

    Holy shit, this video is packed with quality comedy.

  • @lesssugarcandy6011
    @lesssugarcandy6011 6 лет назад

    oh mayyy god this is soo funnnyy. you guys improve a lot. in writing, act, and the joke is reallyy good. so randomm lol. and i like the new guy a lot. i hope he stay for the next skit.
    this is my favorite skit so far. good job guyss

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith 4 года назад

    "Handwritten, that's the Barry Chair chairuntee!"
    One of my favorite lines.

  • @robertdunay4499
    @robertdunay4499 6 лет назад +4

    I see Barry hired an eggcellent bookie

  • @374jr
    @374jr 9 месяцев назад

    I love how Geoff looks disappointed in the beginning after checking his watch for a meeting Reilly is unaware of haha

  • @den4980
    @den4980 2 года назад +1

    Glad to see Barry Chair become a successful YWA upon leaving his law practice!

  • @andymac369
    @andymac369 5 лет назад +1

    Barister Chairister a proper gentlemen’s name

  • @SuperCD93
    @SuperCD93 6 лет назад

    Love these every week!!

  • @jingy205
    @jingy205 6 лет назад

    best one yet👌👌👌

  • @toastweek3745
    @toastweek3745 6 лет назад +1

    1:23 that guy was like straight up James/Dave Franco.

  • @marioparra00
    @marioparra00 6 лет назад +13

    So does this mean that Geoff technically has a crush on Riley?

  • @97684475
    @97684475 3 года назад

    That tie knot... Love it.

  • @7093211
    @7093211 6 лет назад

    Best one yet

  • @atotheceetothegee
    @atotheceetothegee 4 года назад +1

    More like a containing order.
    Also, I like the name “Micycle”. Sounds more formal.

  • @coreyperdue37
    @coreyperdue37 5 лет назад +1

    We need more Barry chair in these

  • @itsallaguesswork6685
    @itsallaguesswork6685 6 лет назад

    Love this. Keep it up

  • @Ciphonn
    @Ciphonn 6 лет назад +2

    2:38 Barry Chairister trying to get into the Literature Club

  • @fgcnani5200
    @fgcnani5200 6 лет назад

    Best writing in a while.

  • @quantumshenanigans
    @quantumshenanigans 6 месяцев назад

    Barry's "West side" gesture is so funny

  • @Shemdoupe
    @Shemdoupe 6 лет назад

    This is the best one I've seen I think. Really funny.

  • @arbitrarity
    @arbitrarity 6 лет назад

    This is the best video I've ever seen

  • @maxithewoowoo
    @maxithewoowoo 5 лет назад

    Wow this is by far the best headgum I've seen, maybe Chairister is like the Ben Schwartz of Geoff+Riley

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 6 лет назад +7

    10 seconds in i'm already laughing

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU 6 лет назад +2

    Need a tutorial on that tie knot.
    That's a power knot.

  • @UniversalMindHQ
    @UniversalMindHQ 3 года назад

    more of these

  • @sandermez3856
    @sandermez3856 6 лет назад +1

    "....so you have to be within 500 feet of me or risk arrest"
    later:
    "If you're not within 50 feet of my client, I get arrested"
    later:
    "uh.... uh it's 5 feet... the zeros are silent"
    I see what you did there. 500, 50 then down to 5!!!

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 6 лет назад

    Trichael is like Michael but with three wheels HAHAHAHA!! So many quotable moments!

  • @GrandmasFolly
    @GrandmasFolly 6 лет назад

    I love this!

  • @Elysiadon
    @Elysiadon 6 лет назад +4

    4:03
    Currently in Law school. Can relate.

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 6 лет назад +4

    Cold feet
    Warm toe
    Apple cider
    Sandwich
    Step by step
    I am
    Superman's
    Best friend
    It's me!
    Pausing to read this did not disappoint

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 6 лет назад +3

    Reminds me of the situation with Sam and Amir

  • @es4655
    @es4655 6 лет назад +2

    Please let me breathe

  • @markephraim7349
    @markephraim7349 6 лет назад

    I like Geoff's cardigan. where'd he get it?

  • @12iley12
    @12iley12 6 лет назад

    This is one of my favourites already. =P

  • @JotakRTS
    @JotakRTS 6 лет назад

    New favorite

  • @timopheim5479
    @timopheim5479 3 года назад +1

    Barry's tie

  • @economixxxx
    @economixxxx 5 лет назад

    "Barry chair charantee" hahahah

  • @InvalidJP320
    @InvalidJP320 5 лет назад

    Great video, got my subscription. That's the comedy I miss. The zeros are silent, that's not how numbers work. Had me laughing 😂.

  • @oscarsaris3183
    @oscarsaris3183 6 лет назад

    After watching this for the 4th time, I only just noticed Barry's tie. I can't stop looking at it now.

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 6 лет назад

    These are getting frightfully good. And honestly usually better when Jake and Amir aren't in them? It helps this show come into its own and allows J&A to focus on evolving their own skills on Lonely and Horny.

  • @JohnnyKenny
    @JohnnyKenny 6 лет назад +1

    0:37 ???

  • @leadspot
    @leadspot Год назад

    " the zeros are silent " at some point if I was a 12 year old, I would have believe that period

  • @nukiradio
    @nukiradio 6 лет назад

    3:13
    Oh my god your middle name is Tricheal? It’s like Micheal but with 3 wheels

  • @TAXXPAYERMONEY
    @TAXXPAYERMONEY 6 лет назад

    this one is tight

  • @not_henry_the_fifth
    @not_henry_the_fifth 6 лет назад +2

    Good choice getting daniel on a video, hes great on giggle break

    • @GiggleBreakComedy
      @GiggleBreakComedy 6 лет назад +2

      Track Talk you know what's GOOOOOOD did you catch Reilly in our latest sketch?

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth 6 лет назад +1

      @@GiggleBreakComedy yes! Hoping for more crossovers in the future👀

    • @GiggleBreakComedy
      @GiggleBreakComedy 6 лет назад

      Track Talk oh there will be more indeeeed

  • @piersjholden
    @piersjholden 6 лет назад +2

    I'm actually dead

  • @LMNtaLXicon
    @LMNtaLXicon 6 лет назад

    Barrister Chairister is gonna need an omelette-sized chair.

  • @100Hasake
    @100Hasake 6 лет назад

    THE ZEROES ARE SILENT

  • @ionrsm
    @ionrsm 2 месяца назад

    that’s the barry chair chairantee

  • @osolomons
    @osolomons 3 года назад

    Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose? How about cold feet, warm toes, scant shoes?

  • @ScubaSteve771
    @ScubaSteve771 6 лет назад

    That trichael bit killed me

  • @zsdCKanVOIJANSO
    @zsdCKanVOIJANSO 6 лет назад

    re -up?

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 6 лет назад +1

    Nice.

  • @johnchapman9487
    @johnchapman9487 4 года назад

    It’s like Michael. But with three wheels is a fantastic joke

  • @watchdiz91
    @watchdiz91 6 лет назад

    This is was hilarious

  • @KameariKillScreen
    @KameariKillScreen 6 лет назад

    This is the best way to ask a girl out on a date.

  • @jakenoble842
    @jakenoble842 2 года назад

    This dude played an influencer in the most recent Atlanta episode lmao

  • @Patrick-pu5di
    @Patrick-pu5di 6 лет назад

    the zeroes are silent HAHAH ily

  • @peterborinski
    @peterborinski 6 лет назад

    Fuck these are getting so good lately 😄 Remember you owe us outtakes, though! 🚨