darmam0o Nightmarishly thick, 30" in diameter, muscles like a shaved bull. Naturally greasy too - one lick would coat the back of your throat like chocolate and send you on some weird sexual trance that scientists are quite frankly dumbfounded AND scared by, Geoff's father is a succubus of himself.
Reminds me so much of the classic Michael Scott to Toby line - "Why are you the way that you are? I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be"
Too early to predict an oscar for this legendary... nay, absolutely positively mediocre performance from a God damn powerhouse of an actor, character, and dare I say, friend?
This was a good sketch. I'm glad Reilly is more involved in the videos, she's a good actress. The dynamics between the two characters really work well. Good video. +1 like.
These videos are getting better and better, really seems like everyone has found the flow of each episode! Reily especially found her fit really quickly!
:-) I think this is the episode that made me feel the most special, please make more like this.... Riley is such a great addittion to the episodes because she's not just reacting to Geoff she can invoke like :) these special, intimate situations, I dont mind that the episode went the way it did but I'd love to see more... Actual heart to heart's :) thanks guys, good job riley and geoff
I hope there's an episode where they reveal that Geoff is obsessed with the Jake and Amir sketches and tries to emulate them in every day life and is insane thatd be... acceptable.
Hey Geoffrey I was in Ireland at the cliffs of moor on Thursday June 21st and happened to walk passed you on the cliffs trail. I was that weird dude who made uncomfortable eye contact with you as you walked by. I’m a huge fan and was caught off guard lol I didn’t want you to think I was just some weirdo!
imagine walking the 9-person lineup EIGHTEEN TIMES. that takes at least 4 pitches per player. 9x4x18 is at least 648 pitches. Most MLB pitchers throw like 100 pitches max per game. Geoff’s arm must be JACKED. That’s awesome dude.
Not if you hit them with the pitch, which I think Geoff alluded to doing. In which case we’d get just one pitch per batter 18 times over so 9x18 = 162 pitches and a really incompetent umpire.
jake and amir have a very defined style when they write comedy together, that basically requires a straight man to a borderline sociopathic moron. You can see this through all their writing - 'my super not chill ghost roommate', 'lonely and horny', 'jake and amir', and now here, in geoffrey the dumbass.
OMG OMG the level of complexity introduced did not empty his character but enriched it extremely! Two ways it could go sour, developing it too fully and allowing him to truly "open up" or ignoring this facet of the character. New to the channel but it's my two cents
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard that I almost had a Stroke at the end man! I'm trying to breath heavily now to stabilize myself. FUCK! Geoff is bloody genius actor... beautiful! beautiful execution of this joke. NO I'm not on drugs. This made my week! That's awesome dude!!
I think the perfect end to the Geoffrey the Dumbass series would be for him to concede that his behavior all these years was indeed a persona. Just a 30 second monologue at some point in a seemingly regular conversation, explaining his facade and the reason for it, and then he just up and walks out of the office for the last time ever
One take Jake would be so proud of this.
Came here for this comment
Geoff spits fire and never starts over. but seriously props to geoff and reilly, they do a lot of these long takes
well it helps that it wasnt at all funny
You want to try that again sport?
That song is a lie
That slow zoom in was more than subtle...it was fine
A slow zoom for this dope groom makes that badonkadonk go boom.
That’s not more than subtle, it’s just different
Subtle, yet NOT illegal
It was more than fine it was chine
Geoff’s Dad is a snake oil salesmen of the highest calendar
TriforceTK He's a goddamn card counter triforce
TriforceTK And he’s got thin and spindly little legs!
The old snake oil sales rep
Geoff and Amir are broskis?
@@NDJunction amirs dad*
I love Geoffrey's voice and the way he says "so I turned to dumbassery"
Can we get some info on the girth of Geoff's dad's legs?
darmam0o no bone, just skin, like to limp garden hoses
(Or lack thereof ;) )
Thick of quad and calf...
darmam0o Nightmarishly thick, 30" in diameter, muscles like a shaved bull. Naturally greasy too - one lick would coat the back of your throat like chocolate and send you on some weird sexual trance that scientists are quite frankly dumbfounded AND scared by, Geoff's father is a succubus of himself.
3 inches in centimetres
One try Rye.
No one gets famed for being an accountant!? Tell that to Ace and Jocelyn.
If you love that shit say na na na na na na hey
@@TheMastermind729 mom close the door!
who??
@@JamScamly Astronaut accountants and they’re coming at your face!
1:35 Reily’s acting here is SO good. You can spot the moment she calls bs 😂💯
"My mom was a famous accountant..."
Reilly: 🤔 ... *Can't believe I fell for it again* 😐
Reminds me of those episodes of Jake and Amir where I’d feel bad for Amir and then immediately regret feeling any sympathy for him
Geoffrey is a surprisingly good actor. He delivers the lines really well.
jeremy kurtz and he dresses fine
TheCode52 fines*
Fiennes
It's good, fine, AND fair
All in one take
Loved the slow zoom.
fadence wow just noticed. Great stuff
Lmao he's like the goddamn Joker.
8Bit Murray Wanna know how I got these jorts?
Then I’m the joker
*Jokester
*Jortster
Keep in mind, not all heroes wear capes.
I breathe. I too am like the Joker.
I like how they put the Jake and Amir dolls in the video.
THAT'S AWESOME DUDE.
What the hell man. Geoff's acting is really getting good, holy moly.
"Why.....are you?" - Amir
Reminds me so much of the classic Michael Scott to Toby line - "Why are you the way that you are? I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be"
The best line in the series 😂😂
who am I to deny their off screen chemistry?
Jake On screen chemistry?! Really Jake?!
Off screen! He said off screen, and I didnt do anything!
MOP my knees. My tiny knees.
Another reference from the episode everyone is talking about*
Do you think this hot?
I'm so glad reilly's back
Michael Muise I THOUGHT SHE LEFT!
Being dumb always had my back
Being a dumbass always came to my baseball games
Too early to predict an oscar for this legendary... nay, absolutely positively mediocre performance from a God damn powerhouse of an actor, character, and dare I say, friend?
It was more than mediocre.
It was dece
"So I turned to dumbassery" 😭😭😭😭😭
"why are you the way that you are" - Michael Scott
Astronaut accountant?
That's an OG reference if i've ever seen one.
If you love that shit say na na na na na na na - mom close the door !
HOW DID I MISS THAT AMBER TAUPE CHANCE AT A REFERENCE?!?!?!?
"I lied about the baseball" "I know."
Please don't stop making this series, its gold
That wind up for the "thats awesome dude" was amazing. True heroics if you ask me.
This was a good sketch. I'm glad Reilly is more involved in the videos, she's a good actress. The dynamics between the two characters really work well.
Good video. +1 like.
I love how when they agree to be open and honest he only gives her enough information to keep stringing her along longer.
The one-take duo.
“I turned to dumbassery”
My theory is that Geoffrey is actually a genius but he is just a being of pure chaos
we just turned a corner...
It's never been
Holy shit! I just saw on IMDb that Reilly has been co-writing the last few with Geoff (Broadway, Avicci, etc). What can't she do😍😍😍
Wow, this has so much potential for future references in later episodes/skits.
TheCrazyLazy Hell, I’d pay to watch a mini series with these two! They’re so cute together!
Love this girl! She fits in the role so well
These videos are getting better and better, really seems like everyone has found the flow of each episode! Reily especially found her fit really quickly!
Hajime Hinata I love it, she treats Geoff like he has special needs
years later we'll come back and write essays in the comment sections about geoffs character and how much this reveals
This video is great! After seeing the outtake volumes I’m really impressed with your performances! Good work! That was legit funny!
The slow pan is genius and these guys are the new ultimate duo
:-) I think this is the episode that made me feel the most special, please make more like this.... Riley is such a great addittion to the episodes because she's not just reacting to Geoff she can invoke like :) these special, intimate situations, I dont mind that the episode went the way it did but I'd love to see more... Actual heart to heart's :) thanks guys, good job riley and geoff
1 take. That's awesome dude
Like 10 seconds in and I already know this is going to be amazing.
Love me a good One Take
His mom was so good at accounting that she frickin moved up in the accountancy world
i was so bad at being pitcher, you know what my dad did?
HE FRICKIN MOVED!
BREAKTHROUGH WRITING!!!!! SOOOOOO GOOOOODD
This was amazing. Amazing.
I hope there's an episode where they reveal that Geoff is obsessed with the Jake and Amir sketches and tries to emulate them in every day life and is insane thatd be... acceptable.
Hey Geoffrey I was in Ireland at the cliffs of moor on Thursday June 21st and happened to walk passed you on the cliffs trail. I was that weird dude who made uncomfortable eye contact with you as you walked by. I’m a huge fan and was caught off guard lol I didn’t want you to think I was just some weirdo!
imagine walking the 9-person lineup EIGHTEEN TIMES. that takes at least 4 pitches per player. 9x4x18 is at least 648 pitches. Most MLB pitchers throw like 100 pitches max per game. Geoff’s arm must be JACKED. That’s awesome dude.
Not if you hit them with the pitch, which I think Geoff alluded to doing. In which case we’d get just one pitch per batter 18 times over so 9x18 = 162 pitches and a really incompetent umpire.
I almost feel for Geoff in this. I too turn to comical and nonchalant emotions instead of using my head and my heart to be ope.
So do these sketches take place in the same universe as Jake and Amir?
TheFalloutHandbook no
Jake and Amir is part of the Headgum Extended Universe
legally no (CH owns the rights to those characters)
Well, so many lines and jokes are similar- may I imply even stolen? Is it stealing if it’s from yourself though?
jake and amir have a very defined style when they write comedy together, that basically requires a straight man to a borderline sociopathic moron.
You can see this through all their writing - 'my super not chill ghost roommate', 'lonely and horny', 'jake and amir', and now here, in geoffrey the dumbass.
Famous accountant always cracks me up. I feel like it’s a call back to an episode of the pod. But maybe not
Still no answer to his extravagant wealth.
That was awesome dude
of jorts, absolutely of jorts.
FGC Nani to be SHORTS
0:26-0:30 "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
This is class
ONE TAKE JAKE ONE TAKE JAKE
What a great monologue
"That was an awesome back story dude!"
Honestly? Might be my favorite Headgum sketch so far.
Watching these makes me realize how good of a “straight man” Jake was
total masterpiece 😩
OMG OMG the level of complexity introduced did not empty his character but enriched it extremely! Two ways it could go sour, developing it too fully and allowing him to truly "open up" or ignoring this facet of the character. New to the channel but it's my two cents
No recent comments :(. And episode not even 100K views. This deserves so much more. No references to HG or JA here. So sad.
Change the outros more often! You could bang like 10 out in like 2 hours!
Easily one of my favorite ones!
Riley and Geoff are so funny together!
That was frustrating. We turned a corner. That sociopath.
I really wanted Reilly to open her laptop at the end and say "Woah...Avicci died"
When she took off her glasses haha
Being a dumbass always came to my baseball games 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One take Geoff
The tension in this was.....palpable.
Need more Riley 😍😍😍
One take! Here we go!
I love the laptop almost falling at the beginning
Man, some real character growth in this one!
Great Acting!
Riley is so good in this one. That zoom too
first good one in a long time
I’ll always laugh when Geoff grabs the other person’s hand
I could actually see these 2 in a different series all together.
Riley’s hair up is the greatest
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard that I almost had a Stroke at the end man! I'm trying to breath heavily now to stabilize myself. FUCK! Geoff is bloody genius actor... beautiful! beautiful execution of this joke. NO I'm not on drugs. This made my week! That's awesome dude!!
1 take cinema feast for the eyes . How many hollywoodmovies are 1 take. How many !
Holy shit, one take Jake would be so proud
Man, I love Riley. She fits in SO well. She's perfect.
I love that it got real for a sec only to not be real at all
One take Geoff!!
It was the truth and he's babe ruth
slam dunk
“Did I mention Sall was a goose” -throwback Thursday
Well he did say that opening up would be hard for national morale of him
on a scale of one to ten, one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme. I GIVE THAT A NINE POINT FIVE
Hitting every batter
0:20 that laptop snag was tope
I think the perfect end to the Geoffrey the Dumbass series would be for him to concede that his behavior all these years was indeed a persona. Just a 30 second monologue at some point in a seemingly regular conversation, explaining his facade and the reason for it, and then he just up and walks out of the office for the last time ever
Is it possible to buy those Jake and amir pillows...😂
I think so. Check the headgum website or possibly jakeandamir.com
Do a bid on multi-national rare earth cooperative and thorium storage
someone needs to grab his and when he does the "thats awesome dude" thing and just make him freak out :D
First “that’s awesome dude” in a while