Geoffrey the Dumbass: Improbable Burger

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  • @bosoxcuber
    @bosoxcuber 6 лет назад +148

    "You're an idiot - say it fast" is one of my favorite quotes

  • @zzzzxzx
    @zzzzxzx 7 лет назад +774

    Do you think Amir gets paid for these La Croix ads or does he just love sparkling water and shit?

    • @nathanluen2485
      @nathanluen2485 7 лет назад +108

      Jello Pudding the proof is in the smile.... dipshit

    • @matthewgonzalez2727
      @matthewgonzalez2727 7 лет назад +15

      Of jorts

    • @JayMiV
      @JayMiV 7 лет назад +18

      Ass!

    • @chars414
      @chars414 7 лет назад +53

      probably gets paid like a billion dollars

    • @Sh1tsNGiggles42
      @Sh1tsNGiggles42 7 лет назад +9

      My mind went somewhere else when is saw Lacroix

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu 3 года назад +157

    Can we just acknowledge the insanity of saying "So there I was at a soup plantation, *trapped* in a salad"

    • @michaelbarker6732
      @michaelbarker6732 2 года назад +9

      i think “i was mesmerized by, for lack of a better terms, GREENS” is better for some reason

    • @GlovesUpShow
      @GlovesUpShow Год назад

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @FilterBySubgenre
    @FilterBySubgenre 7 лет назад +163

    lmao 3:04 Geoffrey has so many documents on his computer what kind of other schemes is he conjuring.

  • @slowestjabroni
    @slowestjabroni 2 года назад +29

    "I found myself in a soup plantation, trapped in a salad." That lives rent free in my brain.

  • @mmcinerneyy
    @mmcinerneyy 7 лет назад +193

    exactly rice

    • @adityabhadkamkar8041
      @adityabhadkamkar8041 7 лет назад

      here is a video essay on jake and amir, ruclips.net/video/g-1JV_lmVaE/видео.html, like and subscribe if you like

    • @scoonieu-turnsingleton1312
      @scoonieu-turnsingleton1312 3 года назад +4

      @@adityabhadkamkar8041 Yeah check it out Mickey. You're looking at nothing Mickey!

    • @SpencerArinhaveamom
      @SpencerArinhaveamom 2 года назад +3

      Exactly Ice

  • @mmcinerneyy
    @mmcinerneyy 7 лет назад +192

    of course i'm gonna give them a disc of sorts, a saucer of jorts! ...veal

    • @adityabhadkamkar8041
      @adityabhadkamkar8041 7 лет назад

      here is a video essay on jake and amir, ruclips.net/video/g-1JV_lmVaE/видео.html, like and subscribe if you like

  • @AlexLong1000
    @AlexLong1000 7 лет назад +127

    "It Don Lemon'd on me"

    • @adityabhadkamkar8041
      @adityabhadkamkar8041 7 лет назад +1

      here is a video essay on jake and amir, ruclips.net/video/g-1JV_lmVaE/видео.html, like and subscribe if you like

  • @T1J
    @T1J 3 года назад +17

    say it fast

  • @austinwallick8744
    @austinwallick8744 6 лет назад +51

    The cut to the outro card 0:32 makes me laugh so hard every time

    • @MissyFaye
      @MissyFaye 3 года назад +2

      same hahaha i had to pause the video cause i was laughing xD

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 7 лет назад +127

    This was one of the best ones. Had me laughing from start to finish.

    • @adityabhadkamkar8041
      @adityabhadkamkar8041 7 лет назад

      here is a video essay on jake and amir, ruclips.net/video/g-1JV_lmVaE/видео.html, like and subscribe if you like

    • @jordanvoskamp
      @jordanvoskamp 6 лет назад +2

      Written in jake and amir classic fashion

  • @michaeltsouris8190
    @michaeltsouris8190 7 лет назад +233

    "you're an idiot, say it fast" ... What a truly great line. I'm going to start saying that to my employees.

    • @TheWhimsicalTV
      @TheWhimsicalTV 7 лет назад +12

      Michael Tsouris please don't they're just gonna quit

    • @michaeltsouris8190
      @michaeltsouris8190 7 лет назад +28

      TheWhimsicalTV I only say it when they are asking for a raise, after which, they receive a raise so substantial, they don't know what to do with themselves. I'm a sweetheart of a boss I say! Anyone who thinks otherwise can hit the road. That's what it says on the plaque on my teeth.

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 7 лет назад +4

      Michael Tsouris weird

    • @ralleks
      @ralleks 6 лет назад +8

      Michael Tsouris I dont think you are a very good boss 😂

    • @christianmccauley7340
      @christianmccauley7340 6 лет назад

      do you own a business or something? whats you business?

  • @juventusfcrules
    @juventusfcrules 7 лет назад +34

    USA RICE, follow it if you scare! Moo ooh ah ah ah..

  • @sirhawkjames
    @sirhawkjames 6 лет назад +13

    "it's nothing personal, it's just marketing" is genius

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 лет назад +15

    3:40 I love when Amir thinks of asking, but then thinks better of it

    • @Ducks314
      @Ducks314 2 года назад +2

      exactly rice

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD 7 лет назад +25

    I could have watched this conversation for an hour and forty five minutes.

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 6 лет назад +16

    This episode is absolutely terrific. 10/10

  • @KillerPredator900
    @KillerPredator900 7 лет назад +38

    When this video Don lemoned on me i clicked right away

  • @TTV5
    @TTV5 7 лет назад +33

    That opening is very Jake and Amir.
    Except Jake.

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 4 года назад +3

      When did Amir become the jake, I’m very new to this

    • @kerrie4105
      @kerrie4105 3 года назад

      Gives me amir vs geff vibes

  • @nonyabusinessinc
    @nonyabusinessinc 6 лет назад +13

    A LITTLE BIT OF MEAT THOUGH

  • @anarchohelenism
    @anarchohelenism 2 года назад +4

    I can’t stop saying exactly rice

  • @alexdh2001
    @alexdh2001 Год назад +2

    geoff has really been making rice jokes for 5+ years?? the commitment to the bit is astounding

  • @LooneyDude
    @LooneyDude 7 лет назад +122

    Heh, nice fake out at the start

    • @Ciphonn
      @Ciphonn 7 лет назад +6

      ScroogeyDude almost got me

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 7 лет назад +20

      Would've still been a great video.

  • @abrohamproductions8263
    @abrohamproductions8263 Год назад +1

    Just name it Geoffrey. Then it's a brand instead of in your face defining what you're going for.

  • @andyanderson100
    @andyanderson100 7 лет назад +1

    “You’re an idiot. Say it...fast.”

  • @timbuckthe2nd642
    @timbuckthe2nd642 Год назад +1

    0:55
    That face gets me every time.

  • @Mayorofpeepsville
    @Mayorofpeepsville 2 года назад +3

    They get the Jake and Amir concept that we know and love. It's stylin

  • @markerenberg3439
    @markerenberg3439 7 лет назад +6

    I'm gonna put a thumbtack in one of those saucers, and then sue the joint that gave it to me

  • @migg-e
    @migg-e 3 года назад +3

    The fact that I search exactly rice and find this warms my soul

  • @snapdragon3163
    @snapdragon3163 6 лет назад +4

    Of course Amir turned down the Improbable Burger, Geoffrey. He prefers rabbit jam, not plain old jelly.

  • @eskeglud
    @eskeglud 7 лет назад +5

    That intro is so well made, haha.

  • @MassPotential
    @MassPotential Месяц назад

    There’s nothing better than watching Amir play the straight-man.

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 7 лет назад +5

    amir was ont he top of his game on this one

  • @emonoglesby
    @emonoglesby 2 года назад

    One of my favorites

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 6 лет назад +1

    I love how Amir thinks about asking him at 3:40 but decides not to

  • @olimpiuhorj2304
    @olimpiuhorj2304 7 лет назад +8

    all RICE!

  • @ironwithin3875
    @ironwithin3875 7 лет назад +1

    Hey erm when will there be a if I were you show in the UK

  • @oliverskovgaard5470
    @oliverskovgaard5470 6 лет назад +12

    Question: do you think Amir gets paid to drink La Croix in these videos or does he just like, love sparkling water and shit?

  • @mada1241
    @mada1241 7 лет назад +10

    'Ask me what it is.'
    'No'
    'Its actually rice.'

    • @xa1551
      @xa1551 4 года назад +2

      pretty sure he says "exactly rice"

    • @jamesfinch73
      @jamesfinch73 3 года назад +1

      Wrong.

  • @the_names_rob
    @the_names_rob Год назад

    I saw an ad for a product similar to what Geoff is describing and I had the same reaction as Amir

  • @Ather_sys
    @Ather_sys 7 лет назад +5

    Exactly rice.

  • @sft3485
    @sft3485 7 лет назад +26

    "So it's like Russian roulette for vegans?" Hahaha. Sounds like fun.

  • @Bobpopsiculs
    @Bobpopsiculs 7 лет назад +1

    LOVING BOTH GEOFFREY VIDS AND OFF DAYS WISH THEY UPLOADED MORE OFTEN THOUGH !!!

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 7 лет назад +1

      Bobpopsiculs Shit, I’m just grateful that Jake and Amir still make content.

  • @Kollman2812
    @Kollman2812 4 месяца назад

    This is actually quite a good idea 😭 there are probably lots of people who would never have a vegan patty but would happily eat something that’s like 30% meat and 70% veg

  • @KrombobulousMitchell
    @KrombobulousMitchell 4 года назад +1

    A saucer of jorts

  • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
    @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 6 лет назад +3

    Why does Wendy's have the best burgers?
    Cuz they don't cut corners.
    Had to pause the video for that line.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 6 лет назад +1

      Pretty sure that was their slogan paul once.

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 6 лет назад

    Long time, no time here,
    Some funny stuff.
    Keep at it, it'll gel soon.
    Bravo!
    Edit: I watched this vid again. Really good. This is really good!!

  • @matthewgonzalez2727
    @matthewgonzalez2727 7 лет назад +4

    I found myself at a soup plantation, trapped in a salad
    How

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 6 лет назад

      Matthew Gonzalez and what the fuck is a soup plantation?

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 6 лет назад +3

    exactly rice.

  • @tailsp1n
    @tailsp1n 3 года назад +1

    Amir drinking his la croix the stiffest way imaginable

  • @GeneralMattimo
    @GeneralMattimo 2 года назад

    Can't find the donation link? Bad link.... bad you

  • @nikita2560
    @nikita2560 6 лет назад +3

    they taste bad... their bad for you

  • @mikhailgibbings
    @mikhailgibbings 6 лет назад +1

    A LITTLE BIT OF MEAAAATTT THOOOOOOO

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper 7 лет назад +15

    These videos only heighten my despair at the loss of the Jake and Amir series. :(

    • @joesolomon3635
      @joesolomon3635 7 лет назад +4

      it's basically the same thing but I love it.

    • @ilypolog6252
      @ilypolog6252 6 лет назад +1

      Joe Solomon yea except they alternate between whos amir on off days

  • @yoadrianbalboa
    @yoadrianbalboa 7 лет назад +1

    Running hither and thither

  • @onikonoko
    @onikonoko 6 лет назад +1

    Geoff is really Leroy

  • @HUHidko0
    @HUHidko0 7 лет назад +3

    Good vid

  • @Heskey4lyfe
    @Heskey4lyfe 4 года назад

    Lmao! Turns out big oil DOES need a donation 😂😂

  • @ethankegley14
    @ethankegley14 3 года назад

    ok "a saucer of jorts" got me

  • @TheSuperLegoMan100
    @TheSuperLegoMan100 4 года назад

    irony is, improbable burgers (50% meat, 50% plant) are in stores now

  • @CyberBullyAwareness
    @CyberBullyAwareness 7 лет назад +1

    They don’t cut corners.

  • @sk-vp6ni
    @sk-vp6ni 7 лет назад

    Geoff is clearly just deathly afraid of awkward silences, or maybe even silence in general, and so has to fill those moments with words and ideas he thinks of on the spot, for fear of the conversation ending. Maybe it’s down to a traumatic childhood experience. He could have gotten tinnitus like Baby from Baby Driver? Maybe the trauma also fucked with his brain?

  • @Ainttrippin
    @Ainttrippin 3 года назад

    The funny thing is this is an actual product now. 50% meat 50% plant based

  • @bakmanthetitan
    @bakmanthetitan 3 месяца назад

    It's sort of a Monte Carlo Monte Cristo, if you will

  • @HassHansson
    @HassHansson 2 года назад

    "And it Dawn Lemon'd on me"

  • @ThePaintTrain
    @ThePaintTrain 7 лет назад +9

    So this is basically just Jake and Amir but with Geoffrey coming up with schemes instead of Amir? ;)

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 6 лет назад +1

      Jesper Skov and he’s less actually mean

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 года назад

      Amir had motives, Geoffrey is just a dumbass.

  • @youngjondo
    @youngjondo 7 лет назад

    3:37
    Amir laughing

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 5 лет назад

    WTF this needs more subs.

  • @eihcra3
    @eihcra3 7 лет назад +9

    i think these need more plot.. maybe that's a J&A hangover, but I wan't some consistency!!
    like on a thursday at 9am i want to have an impression of what is coming... :)

    • @quinsey9211
      @quinsey9211 7 лет назад +2

      I agree I want characters. Jake and amir were characters and sure sometimes they made their characteristics more extreme depending on the video but they were still them. I feel like no one is the straight man and I need a straight man or it makes the wackyness not wacky cause amir is the straight man here but next episode hes also just insane so it wont matter.

    • @Angels510
      @Angels510 7 лет назад +3

      In the Geoffrey the dumbass skits Amir and Jake may sometimes get roped into his weird schemes but one or the other is always the straight man and hardly wacky at all. Like I wouldn't consider Amir being interested in jorts as him being one of the wacky characters that episode. You might be thinking of Off Days, where Amir and Jake become the crazy ones

    • @harrowkay1296
      @harrowkay1296 7 лет назад

      Yeah agree, these kind of get just a liiiitle to out there, id like it if they were a little more grounded.

    • @jonrita2344
      @jonrita2344 7 лет назад +1

      isnt that the best thing? having no clue on whats going to happen, but knowing its comming? its a sad comparison, but to me its like a small christmas gift from a person you love, every week on tuesday

    • @zakesters
      @zakesters 7 лет назад +2

      It seems they're avoiding strong characterizations on purpose, and that's probably a good decision. I'm sure the pair were often frustrated by the frequent audience resistance they encountered whenever they tried to tinker with the _Jake and Amir_ format. Both _Geoffrey_ and _Off Days_ (that wonderful love letter to _Hardly Working_ ) are more focused on bits, and it really feels to me like they are (working on) perfecting their established formulas, which they have more freedom to do now that they aren't locked into a narrative arc or burdened with any expectations about character.

  • @MTyler8787
    @MTyler8787 Год назад

    It don lemon’’ed on me is so good

  • @fittony
    @fittony 7 лет назад +1

    the video should only be the first 35 sec.

  • @Daniel_Boni
    @Daniel_Boni 5 лет назад

    I found myself in a soup plantation, trapped in a salad
    H O W ?????

  • @tuckerdoyle4492
    @tuckerdoyle4492 Год назад

    I bet. So you’re saying there’s a chance

  • @6663000
    @6663000 Год назад

    got a Burger King ad

  • @blueblueblue7154
    @blueblueblue7154 3 года назад

    he predicted the future

  • @tylerdrama
    @tylerdrama 7 лет назад +2

    After “Ask me what it is” Amir should have said “What is it?”
    Then it cuts to Geoffrey who says “Guac.” and it somehow turned into guacamole.

  • @LukasVonAnka
    @LukasVonAnka 4 года назад

    This video is better than good, it's fine

  • @Kevn3000
    @Kevn3000 6 лет назад

    This is Jake and Amir except Jake and Amir are both Jake and Geoffrey is Amir.

  • @edwardwarrick605
    @edwardwarrick605 6 лет назад

    La Croix for the Vin!

  • @cheenewah
    @cheenewah 4 года назад

    Say it fast lol

  • @extroverted_hermit
    @extroverted_hermit 6 лет назад

    Why are they yelling at the end card

  • @StJMG
    @StJMG 4 года назад

    Either Geoffrey has been mentored by Amir or Amir wrote the script.

  • @Wingsnthings23
    @Wingsnthings23 3 года назад

    Wondered what happened to the college humor Guys

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 года назад +2

    I mean, in some ways, a meat burger mixed with vegetables to lessen the amount of beef intake we make, is actually a mildy helpful way to change our sense of sustainability

  • @dynamix1862
    @dynamix1862 4 года назад

    Should I tell him Hess sold to Speed Way....

  • @haylowalker1252
    @haylowalker1252 Год назад

    its the same word... Sal / Sale alternative...

  • @archiemarshall4368
    @archiemarshall4368 4 года назад

    It's a patty that's most vegan... WITH A LITTLE BIT A MEAT DOE

  • @AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg
    @AhmedMahmoud-sq7xg 4 года назад

    That's his son

  • @Bubdiddly
    @Bubdiddly 7 лет назад

    good shit guys lmao

  • @coolbones
    @coolbones 4 года назад +2

    video is weird. amir is playing jake and that brown guy is playing amir. why?

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 6 лет назад

    I miss amir being amir

  • @PolyChromium
    @PolyChromium 7 лет назад +3

    As much as I enjoy Amir's tired voice when he's struggling to put up with Geoffrey's dumbass ideas, I would like to hear him speak more clearly at times. I can hear him and understand him perfectly, but I don't want my boy getting stuck in a rut.

  • @sonicrushXII
    @sonicrushXII 2 года назад

    Russian roulette for vegans 💥👌

  • @FREEGEMS
    @FREEGEMS 7 лет назад

    Anyone else realize he said Wendy’s doesn’t cut corners and that they have square meat burgers instead of round. Meaning they don’t cut those corners

  • @jakedaman9755
    @jakedaman9755 7 лет назад

    reminiscent

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 7 лет назад +1

      Jake DaMan exactly rice.

  • @KR-jk6vx
    @KR-jk6vx 7 лет назад

    Geoffrey is a genius. Just take the g and n out of vegan and slap an l on the end and there you have it. Veal

  • @noahwhite6755
    @noahwhite6755 7 лет назад

    Didn't have to bring Rand Paul into it... awesome episode though.

    • @jickhydro
      @jickhydro 7 лет назад +1

      Noah White He was referencing the Rand Paul’s Drag Race episode.

  • @krneel128
    @krneel128 2 года назад

    The difference that bothers the hell out of me between Geoffrey's delivery and old videos of Amir's delivery is that Geoffrey's is too calculated-seeming and composed. Reruns it is :(.

  • @AwkwardFistbump
    @AwkwardFistbump 4 года назад +1

    This is actually genius.

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 года назад

      It’s a real thing now