Geoffrey the Dumbass: Improbable Burger
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- Опубликовано: 27 дек 2017
- Geoff's finna get into the chemically-engineered meat substitute game. And he ain't good (in general, but also in regards to the food).
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Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight. 
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"You're an idiot - say it fast" is one of my favorite quotes
Do you think Amir gets paid for these La Croix ads or does he just love sparkling water and shit?
Jello Pudding the proof is in the smile.... dipshit
Of jorts
Ass!
probably gets paid like a billion dollars
My mind went somewhere else when is saw Lacroix
lmao 3:04 Geoffrey has so many documents on his computer what kind of other schemes is he conjuring.
Can we just acknowledge the insanity of saying "So there I was at a soup plantation, *trapped* in a salad"
i think “i was mesmerized by, for lack of a better terms, GREENS” is better for some reason
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
exactly rice
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@@adityabhadkamkar8041 Yeah check it out Mickey. You're looking at nothing Mickey!
Exactly Ice
The cut to the outro card 0:32 makes me laugh so hard every time
same hahaha i had to pause the video cause i was laughing xD
"It Don Lemon'd on me"
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"I found myself in a soup plantation, trapped in a salad." That lives rent free in my brain.
of course i'm gonna give them a disc of sorts, a saucer of jorts! ...veal
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say it fast
USA RICE, follow it if you scare! Moo ooh ah ah ah..
This was one of the best ones. Had me laughing from start to finish.
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Written in jake and amir classic fashion
"it's nothing personal, it's just marketing" is genius
3:40 I love when Amir thinks of asking, but then thinks better of it
exactly rice
I could have watched this conversation for an hour and forty five minutes.
When this video Don lemoned on me i clicked right away
A LITTLE BIT OF MEAT THOUGH
This episode is absolutely terrific. 10/10
"you're an idiot, say it fast" ... What a truly great line. I'm going to start saying that to my employees.
Michael Tsouris please don't they're just gonna quit
TheWhimsicalTV I only say it when they are asking for a raise, after which, they receive a raise so substantial, they don't know what to do with themselves. I'm a sweetheart of a boss I say! Anyone who thinks otherwise can hit the road. That's what it says on the plaque on my teeth.
Michael Tsouris weird
Michael Tsouris I dont think you are a very good boss 😂
do you own a business or something? whats you business?
That opening is very Jake and Amir.
Except Jake.
When did Amir become the jake, I’m very new to this
Gives me amir vs geff vibes
They get the Jake and Amir concept that we know and love. It's stylin
The fact that I search exactly rice and find this warms my soul
geoff has really been making rice jokes for 5+ years?? the commitment to the bit is astounding
exactly rice
That intro is so well made, haha.
I'm gonna put a thumbtack in one of those saucers, and then sue the joint that gave it to me
Of course Amir turned down the Improbable Burger, Geoffrey. He prefers rabbit jam, not plain old jelly.
Heh, nice fake out at the start
ScroogeyDude almost got me
Would've still been a great video.
amir was ont he top of his game on this one
Long time, no time here,
Some funny stuff.
Keep at it, it'll gel soon.
Bravo!
Edit: I watched this vid again. Really good. This is really good!!
Just name it Geoffrey. Then it's a brand instead of in your face defining what you're going for.
LOVING BOTH GEOFFREY VIDS AND OFF DAYS WISH THEY UPLOADED MORE OFTEN THOUGH !!!
Bobpopsiculs Shit, I’m just grateful that Jake and Amir still make content.
I can’t stop saying exactly rice
One of my favorites
I saw an ad for a product similar to what Geoff is describing and I had the same reaction as Amir
Exactly rice.
all RICE!
HENRY!
I love how Amir thinks about asking him at 3:40 but decides not to
0:55
That face gets me every time.
'Ask me what it is.'
'No'
'Its actually rice.'
pretty sure he says "exactly rice"
Wrong.
Good vid
Why does Wendy's have the best burgers?
Cuz they don't cut corners.
Had to pause the video for that line.
Pretty sure that was their slogan paul once.
they taste bad... their bad for you
Lmao! Turns out big oil DOES need a donation 😂😂
Hey erm when will there be a if I were you show in the UK
WTF this needs more subs.
exactly rice.
Running hither and thither
A saucer of jorts
A LITTLE BIT OF MEAAAATTT THOOOOOOO
Geoff is really Leroy
ok "a saucer of jorts" got me
I found myself at a soup plantation, trapped in a salad
How
Matthew Gonzalez and what the fuck is a soup plantation?
It don lemon’’ed on me is so good
Question: do you think Amir gets paid to drink La Croix in these videos or does he just like, love sparkling water and shit?
"And it Dawn Lemon'd on me"
These videos only heighten my despair at the loss of the Jake and Amir series. :(
it's basically the same thing but I love it.
Joe Solomon yea except they alternate between whos amir on off days
irony is, improbable burgers (50% meat, 50% plant) are in stores now
"So it's like Russian roulette for vegans?" Hahaha. Sounds like fun.
got a Burger King ad
Amir drinking his la croix the stiffest way imaginable
They don’t cut corners.
Can't find the donation link? Bad link.... bad you
La Croix for the Vin!
The funny thing is this is an actual product now. 50% meat 50% plant based
Geoff is clearly just deathly afraid of awkward silences, or maybe even silence in general, and so has to fill those moments with words and ideas he thinks of on the spot, for fear of the conversation ending. Maybe it’s down to a traumatic childhood experience. He could have gotten tinnitus like Baby from Baby Driver? Maybe the trauma also fucked with his brain?
he predicted the future
This is actually genius.
It’s a real thing now
3:37
Amir laughing
Say it fast lol
I found myself in a soup plantation, trapped in a salad
H O W ?????
This video is better than good, it's fine
“You’re an idiot. Say it...fast.”
So this is basically just Jake and Amir but with Geoffrey coming up with schemes instead of Amir? ;)
Jesper Skov and he’s less actually mean
Amir had motives, Geoffrey is just a dumbass.
the video should only be the first 35 sec.
I mean, in some ways, a meat burger mixed with vegetables to lessen the amount of beef intake we make, is actually a mildy helpful way to change our sense of sustainability
Either Geoffrey has been mentored by Amir or Amir wrote the script.
This is Jake and Amir except Jake and Amir are both Jake and Geoffrey is Amir.
I bet. So you’re saying there’s a chance
Why are they yelling at the end card
good shit guys lmao
Heh it’s me
oh my god lmao
Should I tell him Hess sold to Speed Way....
i think these need more plot.. maybe that's a J&A hangover, but I wan't some consistency!!
like on a thursday at 9am i want to have an impression of what is coming... :)
I agree I want characters. Jake and amir were characters and sure sometimes they made their characteristics more extreme depending on the video but they were still them. I feel like no one is the straight man and I need a straight man or it makes the wackyness not wacky cause amir is the straight man here but next episode hes also just insane so it wont matter.
In the Geoffrey the dumbass skits Amir and Jake may sometimes get roped into his weird schemes but one or the other is always the straight man and hardly wacky at all. Like I wouldn't consider Amir being interested in jorts as him being one of the wacky characters that episode. You might be thinking of Off Days, where Amir and Jake become the crazy ones
Yeah agree, these kind of get just a liiiitle to out there, id like it if they were a little more grounded.
isnt that the best thing? having no clue on whats going to happen, but knowing its comming? its a sad comparison, but to me its like a small christmas gift from a person you love, every week on tuesday
It seems they're avoiding strong characterizations on purpose, and that's probably a good decision. I'm sure the pair were often frustrated by the frequent audience resistance they encountered whenever they tried to tinker with the _Jake and Amir_ format. Both _Geoffrey_ and _Off Days_ (that wonderful love letter to _Hardly Working_ ) are more focused on bits, and it really feels to me like they are (working on) perfecting their established formulas, which they have more freedom to do now that they aren't locked into a narrative arc or burdened with any expectations about character.
Wondered what happened to the college humor Guys
That's his son
After “Ask me what it is” Amir should have said “What is it?”
Then it cuts to Geoffrey who says “Guac.” and it somehow turned into guacamole.
I miss amir being amir
It's a patty that's most vegan... WITH A LITTLE BIT A MEAT DOE
its the same word... Sal / Sale alternative...
Russian roulette for vegans 💥👌
reminiscent
Jake DaMan exactly rice.
video is weird. amir is playing jake and that brown guy is playing amir. why?
As much as I enjoy Amir's tired voice when he's struggling to put up with Geoffrey's dumbass ideas, I would like to hear him speak more clearly at times. I can hear him and understand him perfectly, but I don't want my boy getting stuck in a rut.
Anyone else realize he said Wendy’s doesn’t cut corners and that they have square meat burgers instead of round. Meaning they don’t cut those corners
Geoffrey is a genius. Just take the g and n out of vegan and slap an l on the end and there you have it. Veal
Didn't have to bring Rand Paul into it... awesome episode though.
Noah White He was referencing the Rand Paul’s Drag Race episode.
The difference that bothers the hell out of me between Geoffrey's delivery and old videos of Amir's delivery is that Geoffrey's is too calculated-seeming and composed. Reruns it is :(.