Geoffrey the Dumbass: Dogs

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @TheCrashLandon
    @TheCrashLandon 6 лет назад +548

    He feared her that day

    • @jacoblessing7929
      @jacoblessing7929 6 лет назад +83

      TheCrashLandon He should fear her every day, and I think he does.

    • @kryn1030
      @kryn1030 6 лет назад +79

      She is an angry bitch, but she is calm.

    • @seficloud
      @seficloud 6 лет назад +46

      Matthew Wiggins Who the fuck is Rotem?!

    • @logancox6548
      @logancox6548 6 лет назад +40

      So the bitch barked a BIT...

    • @rhamieljoseph9775
      @rhamieljoseph9775 6 лет назад +27

      I got the mutt 3 weeks ago at a frickin' bake sale!

  • @Gabeghouls
    @Gabeghouls 3 года назад +48

    Jake is so good here. His monologue at the end is a solid smack-down, and I love his delivery of “you brought a gun to the office.”

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 6 лет назад +228

    This side narrative that the company is going under is starting to worry me, where can I donate the Amir Valerie Penn Cooper Blumenwitz foundation for not giving a shit?

    • @RebornLegacy
      @RebornLegacy 6 лет назад +4

      JD Marshall Hahaha

    • @Thomas-hh2yu
      @Thomas-hh2yu 3 года назад +14

      Actually the Foundation has changed management, its now under Rodrigo OH!

    • @Jatischar
      @Jatischar 3 года назад +6

      @@Thomas-hh2yu Is that noise his new last name??

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 6 лет назад +161

    I always think Jake is better as the straight man in videos. He does incredulous and frustrated perfectly.

    • @tylerdrama
      @tylerdrama 5 лет назад +21

      Danny Bell he’s got more experience in that role than anyone

    • @robevans1474
      @robevans1474 2 года назад +12

      But insecure jake is so funny

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment 10 месяцев назад

      Three wishes genie I only need one. It's called art imitating WIFE

  • @Patronizable
    @Patronizable 6 лет назад +93

    This script was more than tight. The pup is literally dominating Geoffrey by the end of the story. Maybe one of my favorite sketches so far.

  • @applepieexplosion4030
    @applepieexplosion4030 11 месяцев назад +4

    "my therapist knows you by name" is so good

  • @DerPylz
    @DerPylz 6 лет назад +272

    I like the story line of headgum failing as a company.

    • @FREEGEMS
      @FREEGEMS 6 лет назад +2

      DerPylz uhhhhhh LOL

    • @dannyjosh6838
      @dannyjosh6838 6 лет назад +9

      Storyline? You mean reality?

    • @robertrichards6964
      @robertrichards6964 6 лет назад +1

      Danny & Josh oof

    • @justin070809
      @justin070809 6 лет назад +1

      DerPylz they better get some more subscribers or it will be real

  • @juventusfcrules
    @juventusfcrules 6 лет назад +248

    You disappear for weeks and come waltzing back with this this this... masterpiece? How is that fair, how is that normal? And the real question is... how is this legal?

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN 6 лет назад +5

      Adi FH U were supposed to be here at 11:00 am on Monday, it's now Thursday at 4:45, everybody here is about to go home. And we had projects and no I t's not awesome dude, you were supposed to help Marty hang shelves and help Amir edit podcasts. And then you have the gall to come in here and performed this grand gesture masterpiece of sorts. That is awesome dude

    • @SuryaK.B.
      @SuryaK.B. 6 лет назад +1

      hahahah nice

  • @jacoblessing7929
    @jacoblessing7929 5 лет назад +25

    That line, "I thought it would be a fun and ego-boosting endeavor:" amber. Gray, even.

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 6 лет назад +30

    It was a box full of DVDs that came to me, shipped.

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN 5 лет назад +2

      Jon R filled to the brim*

    • @chewaccab
      @chewaccab 5 лет назад +2

      Jon R cardboard box*

  • @Elysiadon
    @Elysiadon 6 лет назад +20

    Jake was fire in this one. Probably my favourite Jake performance ever.

  • @camerongordon1997
    @camerongordon1997 6 лет назад +90

    This is the most Amir-like episode yet, love it though

    • @JadeJackalope
      @JadeJackalope 6 лет назад +1

      Cammie yeah... isn't this a Jake and Amir episode already? Feels like I've seen this already.

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 6 лет назад +3

      @@JadeJackalope nah, the J+A episode, amir tortured a dog and trained it to hunger for human flesh

  • @maneaterspod
    @maneaterspod 4 года назад +6

    It was a cardboard box filled to the brim with DVDs that came to me shipped.

  • @brandonwilcox7411
    @brandonwilcox7411 6 лет назад +37

    Aside from the Noir episode, this was probably the best script yet. Some of these have seemed way too random and nonsensical with no real story. This was incredible honestly.

  • @bellmood
    @bellmood 6 лет назад +11

    'Rotem?' 'That's the name of the pup!'

    • @elendiel
      @elendiel 6 лет назад +3

      You know what? Stop calling her a pup. You brought in a crazed beast into the office!

  • @snowcamo
    @snowcamo 6 лет назад +18

    3:08 Jake gives himself a fist bump subconsciously signaling the Dumbass to ask for one. Jake brought this upon himself.
    On another note: I feel like there could be potential in an episode where Geoffrey is recently into palm reading, tarrot, and other weird psychic stuff. I think it would be funny to see Geoffrey forcefully tell Jake and/or Amir their future during an important meeting or something. Anyways, that's awesome dude.

  • @stevey1077
    @stevey1077 6 лет назад +3

    Really like this GtD. It didn't rely on previous jokes too much, it felt fresh compared to some other recent ones. Keep it up!

  • @michaelmuise
    @michaelmuise 6 лет назад +41

    It’s about time you posted literally anything to this channel honestly. I need to get my moneys worth

  • @AndrewBell
    @AndrewBell 6 лет назад +1

    Thank god! I've been dying without an upload from you guys

  • @Pughhead
    @Pughhead 6 лет назад +21

    1:39 *exactly rice

    • @Billy_3
      @Billy_3 6 лет назад

      Dionne Thompson exactly mice

  • @Tauva
    @Tauva 3 года назад +3

    A cardboard box filled to the brim with dvds, that came to me shipped

  • @nathancarey-craddock7237
    @nathancarey-craddock7237 6 лет назад +9

    I broke down in laughter at my office watching this! It garnered me the fear and respect of my colleagues.

    • @jacoblessing7929
      @jacoblessing7929 6 лет назад

      Nathan carey-craddock. Bringing a gun and/or dog into work would certainly accomplish this faster and more safely as well.

  • @davidmackie5850
    @davidmackie5850 5 лет назад +4

    That's awesome dude.. is really growin on me this guy is funny

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 лет назад +4

    “That came to me shipped” lmao

  • @thotung34
    @thotung34 6 лет назад +15

    Lethargico is my favourite word

    • @thotung34
      @thotung34 6 лет назад +1

      Acting is real tight here 👌

  • @vidhu3631
    @vidhu3631 3 года назад +1

    i actually see this skit as Geoff motivating Jake. 2:20 can be seen as Geoff being asked to give up and quit, which could be thought of as Jake projecting what he has been asked by his dad but just like that by 2:28 Jake is annoyed into a motivated state to carry on.

  • @KevyGLevy
    @KevyGLevy 6 лет назад +12

    Of corgs. Absolutely of corgs.

  • @saoirseryan6355
    @saoirseryan6355 6 лет назад +1

    0:47 I love the meta-ness of Geoff and Co. criticising the script.

  • @XxVelocityxshot51xX
    @XxVelocityxshot51xX 6 лет назад

    "you're a sad guy" LMAO never stop making videos you guys are so fucking funny

  • @stonetic2515
    @stonetic2515 6 лет назад +6

    This is like the tenth reference to the company being out of money and ready to go out of business.

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 3 года назад +1

    That's dachshund, dude.

  • @AnsonPavlov
    @AnsonPavlov 6 лет назад

    Great episode! Strongest one in a while, boys! Keep it up!

  • @rkalla
    @rkalla 4 года назад +1

    I love the Geoff/Jake dynamic - lol!

  • @colingillis7572
    @colingillis7572 6 лет назад

    This is one of the best

  • @R10Xavi
    @R10Xavi 6 лет назад +22

    The acting in this one was above par. The script was tight, excellent, and neat. If I had one critique- Post more videos like this, please? Perhaps start a series, “Jake the Straight Man” or something along those lines, just to get out of your comfort zone perhaps.

    • @Bluthund666
      @Bluthund666 6 лет назад +2

      R10Xavi Jake is great in this one

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 6 лет назад +1

    Huh! Where the fuck have you been? You weren't here last week so I assumed you'd be gone forever.

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 4 года назад +1

    We should all strife to be more like Geoff
    ‘s dog

  • @HadesJambix
    @HadesJambix 6 лет назад

    You guys need to advertise these videos more. This shit is funny

  • @RhangDao
    @RhangDao 4 года назад +1

    RIP Rotem

  • @mikemcglasson1286
    @mikemcglasson1286 6 лет назад

    at 2:26 Jake'd disdain for Geoffrey reaches a whole new level

    • @NougatCN
      @NougatCN 6 лет назад

      Mike Mcglasson so funny

  • @cheenewah
    @cheenewah 4 года назад +1

    Is that Rotem?

  • @adamjames6148
    @adamjames6148 4 года назад

    one of the best

  • @pranavkalra
    @pranavkalra 6 лет назад +1

    And time! Took him 3 minutes to ruin the glow of breakfast.

  • @yungyamazaki9512
    @yungyamazaki9512 6 лет назад +1

    1:40 That’s exactly RICE

  • @StuziCamis
    @StuziCamis 6 лет назад +1

    That Dachshund dude

  • @UniversalMindHQ
    @UniversalMindHQ 3 года назад

    we need morreeee of geoffry episodes

  • @alicedee2566
    @alicedee2566 3 года назад

    That's awesome dude😊

  • @markerenberg3439
    @markerenberg3439 6 лет назад

    I want to bite this video in the cankles

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 года назад

    a cardbox box full of DVDs that came to me shipped

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 6 лет назад +3

    Of quartz

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 4 года назад

    This is peak Headgum Jake

  • @ElijahsBrain
    @ElijahsBrain 6 лет назад

    Colored me entertained.

  • @gshhdhdhsh9971
    @gshhdhdhsh9971 6 лет назад

    I woulda died if he yelled “Why so serious!” at the end

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 6 лет назад +31

    I can't tell if that's Jake or Marty with a voiceover by Jake

    • @kickhuggy
      @kickhuggy 6 лет назад +4

      Dionne Thompson haha, I think that'd be awesome dude 👊

  • @dannyjosh6838
    @dannyjosh6838 6 лет назад

    Everytime I hear them start the episode talking about how they’re not doing well financially, I get so scared.

  • @yngchlln
    @yngchlln 6 лет назад

    I keep having to rewind cuz i laugh too hard!... friggin rofl

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 лет назад +96

    Am I the only one who doesn't think dogs are cute or able to have emotions?

    • @brockb6942
      @brockb6942 6 лет назад +1

      No.... it’s from Jake and Amir you goober

    • @PalaceIV
      @PalaceIV 6 лет назад +5

      If you do then you should punch the bitch right in her schnozzle.

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 лет назад +9

      Uptoke him to karma heaven!

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 лет назад +2

      You piece of shit.

    • @beepain6005
      @beepain6005 4 года назад

      Funny thing is, Amir says similar things out of character in If I Were You

  • @Sohum
    @Sohum 2 года назад

    this shit gives me life

    • @Sohum
      @Sohum 2 года назад

      of jorts

  • @willbishop1355
    @willbishop1355 6 лет назад +2

    This is literally Jake and Amir

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 4 года назад

      the dynamic is slightly different but yeah it’s the same brand of humor

  • @youngknowledgeseeker
    @youngknowledgeseeker 6 лет назад

    Jake is a really good straight man

  • @mysidianbard5890
    @mysidianbard5890 6 лет назад

    Kept rubbing my computer screen because I thought the dot on his nose was dirt.

  • @bobsonny
    @bobsonny 3 года назад +1

    Forcing a DACHShund to shit in a BOXhund.

  • @alyabarq7281
    @alyabarq7281 6 лет назад

    Does that hat say “Of Jorts”??? 😂😂😂

  • @TheDoitpow
    @TheDoitpow 3 года назад

    His cap says "of jorts"

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 4 года назад

    Peak fashion, and hair.

  • @deadmo1
    @deadmo1 6 лет назад

    this is so funny , also "Lonely and horny" was my best internet purchase ever. Thanks guys :>

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 6 лет назад +3

    I popped so fucking hard for the return of that's awesome dude. Especially after I asked for it last episode.

  • @khawariqbal2659
    @khawariqbal2659 6 лет назад +2

    nobody can do Amir. only Amir can do Amir.

  • @TheHunterDavidson
    @TheHunterDavidson 6 лет назад

    thats paw-some dude

  • @SenorMoose
    @SenorMoose 6 лет назад +1

    Jake sort of has a Rick Grimes look going?

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 лет назад +1

    What 'are' dogs?

  • @terrencewilliams9582
    @terrencewilliams9582 6 лет назад +1

    This was a jake and Amir episode. Dudes wtf

  • @DuelistRL
    @DuelistRL 6 лет назад +1

    How is Geoff exactly like Amir ahaha

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 6 лет назад +6

    Exactly lice.

  • @gmanindy1997
    @gmanindy1997 5 лет назад

    Do we think "lead me the fuck alone" was an intentional dog pun?

  • @stephenbae2049
    @stephenbae2049 6 лет назад +1

    Amir looks different...

  • @deanladrido
    @deanladrido 3 года назад

    Is it canon that Amir drove jake to seek therapy

  • @bartaielaitmie
    @bartaielaitmie 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cameronmoffatt7534
    @cameronmoffatt7534 6 лет назад

    lmao

  • @OMEGAZTECK
    @OMEGAZTECK 6 лет назад +3

    It's been 84 long yearsss waiting for a new episode :(

  • @neutrinocoffee1151
    @neutrinocoffee1151 6 лет назад

    Why isn’t Geoff wearing the skirt and Kings of Leon tshirt?

  • @amirh9235
    @amirh9235 3 года назад

    FTW!!

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 6 лет назад +11

    Amir looks different these days. oh wait

  • @Jsoslow2
    @Jsoslow2 6 лет назад

    Are the jokes about headgum going under actually true or just jokes?

  • @drakoinx
    @drakoinx 6 лет назад

    Jakes openers seem to legit. Id invest where i not a broke bitch

  • @ryansamantha3369
    @ryansamantha3369 6 лет назад

    Jake & Adumbass

  • @bartaielaitmie
    @bartaielaitmie 6 лет назад +2

    Who writes these ahaha ?

  • @TheAfricanKing55
    @TheAfricanKing55 6 лет назад +8

    If the next Geoffrey the Dumbass doesn’t open with all of the Headgum employees packing boxes due to the company shutting down, I’ll be disappointed.

  • @VijiogFrito
    @VijiogFrito 6 лет назад

    WHO THE FUCK IS ROTEM?

  • @nathanweisser
    @nathanweisser 6 лет назад

    exacltly rice

  • @derrattler9508
    @derrattler9508 6 лет назад

    Bullspit

  • @morbidchid
    @morbidchid 6 лет назад

    would be funnier with Amir.

  • @bbbbbbbbbrky
    @bbbbbbbbbrky 6 лет назад

    Does Collegehumor own the rights to “Jake and Amir”? I feel like these sketches are the same exact thing just under a different name plus with Geoffrey. Still funny though

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 6 лет назад

    I just realised, why does Geoff have and skirt and a bikini?

  • @inigogw
    @inigogw 6 лет назад

    i hate people who unironically use pupper and doggo soooooo much....

  • @ea.fitz216
    @ea.fitz216 6 лет назад

    Can you fire Geoffrey and just make Jake and Amirs again?

  • @Virusruneblazer
    @Virusruneblazer 6 лет назад +8

    Subtle Fortnite reference

  • @donnchadhhargan7321
    @donnchadhhargan7321 6 лет назад

    I this series but it just feels like a ripoff of j&a

    • @donnchadhhargan7321
      @donnchadhhargan7321 6 лет назад

      Dionne Thompson they're talented guys and they should be able to make a funny series that Doesn't feel like an episode of Jake and amir, like their podcast it's funny and they don't just go off a Jake and amir esque format

    • @jacoblessing7929
      @jacoblessing7929 6 лет назад

      I this series, you this series, we all this series.