Geoffrey the Dumbass: Children's Books

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @themonesterman6307
    @themonesterman6307 2 года назад +358

    "It's about a young sailor boy named Buckwald, who frankly is Poseid himself."
    This could honestly be the funniest pun I've ever heard. Brava.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 2 года назад +23

      Geoff, for a lack of a better word, shines in this format. Which frankly grieves me to no end.

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 2 года назад +6

      And I absolutely love how subtle it is. I had to listen to it again to make sure I actually heard it correctly hahaha.

    • @Bleighckques
      @Bleighckques 2 года назад +6

      How else would you say it? I mean, he's absolutely flabbergasted by the sea, clearly.

  • @BuckBeocca
    @BuckBeocca 2 года назад +171

    She finally did it. After all these years she finally swirlied the bish.

  • @Skimblie
    @Skimblie 2 года назад +282

    Saying an ocean boy is "Poseid himself" is a delicious pun

    • @Rtab12296
      @Rtab12296 2 года назад

      More like a "da fishes" pun

    • @mada1241
      @mada1241 2 года назад

      Wasn't sure if I was hearing things.

    • @drfiggles
      @drfiggles 2 года назад +1

      Me thinks flapperghasted was taupe.

    • @martijnslegers7523
      @martijnslegers7523 2 года назад

      @@Rtab12296 If you don't like this pun, I'll stab you to the fishes!

    • @Pughhead
      @Pughhead Год назад

      It literally doesn't even work as a pun

  • @dalekman8945
    @dalekman8945 2 года назад +173

    "that actually gives me a snack idea" BRO im dead XD

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 2 года назад +5

      Spam ew-soupy. That's expired musubi mixed with boxed water in a Nutribullet, served cold with a side of rye. Don't forget to bombard your workplace's slack with pictures of the dish, ya bish.

    • @4r1777
      @4r1777 2 года назад +1

      was gonna comment this lmao

    • @eggo5643
      @eggo5643 2 года назад +4

      Leather Hansen had my hopes up too... for you know, leather goods? (which is feather goods but with lice)

    • @BrianMagnan
      @BrianMagnan 2 года назад +2

      I would have been disappointed if this wasn’t the first comment I saw. I stopped mid-video to look for this comment. Lol.

    • @AttackoftheJoe
      @AttackoftheJoe 2 года назад +1

      Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 года назад +298

    This one has every crossover... Geoffrey the Dumbass with Amir doing Snacks, and Bad Reilly even makes a cameo.
    Also POSEID-himself? Don't think we didn't catch that joke so subtle you said it RICE.

    • @Drarack
      @Drarack 2 года назад +16

      Imagine insecure Jake had shown up, as well, mentioning that he tossed his aunt's salad at a cocktail party

    • @AnAdequateViolinist
      @AnAdequateViolinist 2 года назад +2

      What the hell’s a poseid, bad pun, bad you

    • @---GOD---
      @---GOD--- 2 года назад +2

      Where's Man George

    • @themonesterman6307
      @themonesterman6307 2 года назад

      @@Drarack hat on a hat on a hat. Bad joke.

    • @Drarack
      @Drarack 2 года назад +4

      @@themonesterman6307 Nah. Bad you

  • @joseaguilar3323
    @joseaguilar3323 2 года назад +47

    They filmed a sketch around Reilly's real life reaction to Gash Cab, I see.

  • @conblurgh
    @conblurgh 2 года назад +44

    @1:28 had me upset with laughter
    "That's a children's book?"
    "What?"
    "NOTHING!"

  • @Howler54Z
    @Howler54Z 2 года назад +36

    I'm assuming Leather Hansens maritime legend started with him ditching Airbnb's in favor of blowing sailors in exchange for a bed.

  • @samabdelhak5682
    @samabdelhak5682 2 года назад +7

    "Dream Small, Fatass!" I'm actually crying. I want that to be a book title so badly lmao.

  • @oohdannyboy
    @oohdannyboy 2 года назад +194

    I genuinely though Riley was going to kill him, and I would have respected her for it. He's more than deserved it; he's earned it.

    • @mmtigan
      @mmtigan 2 года назад

      I wonder if Amir is still an immortal demon in the Headgum timeline, I know Riley is some kind of magical creature.

    • @skalty9868
      @skalty9868 2 года назад +2

      That’s not “more than deserving it”, it’s basically the same actually

    • @JumpingTuna
      @JumpingTuna 2 года назад

      My first thought was, "Goddamn it, Riley! Finish the job!"

  • @maybetomorrownewmaker
    @maybetomorrownewmaker 2 года назад +18

    that handheld camera work when Riley drags Geoff to the bathroom was very well done

  • @Old_Joseph
    @Old_Joseph 2 года назад +25

    Camera work in this is gold, also can’t wait to hear about the many misadventures

  • @dingermeister6455
    @dingermeister6455 2 года назад +23

    I think this is the first time we have seen Geoff get his, for lack of a better word, comeuppance

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 2 года назад +11

    I love how "poseid himself" was so good they had to use it twice. I'm glad they did

  • @late_blue
    @late_blue 2 года назад +73

    At this point, Reilly’s sizzle reel is two hours of her acting confused and disgusted. And frankly, I’d hire her.

    • @Jonbutter
      @Jonbutter 2 года назад +2

      she's also bad to the bone, a brown-o (brunette), and the bully of norah jones' daughter

  • @thenegusayo
    @thenegusayo 2 года назад +13

    Headgum team still got it. Their sketch writing is hilarious

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 2 года назад +17

    Geoff's "Story Ideas" list along with the time Amir got beat up in the bathroom stall by a Rosenberg

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy 2 года назад +1

      Oh wow, good point. This is just an interpretation of an J&A list episode.

  • @dedicatedsleuth
    @dedicatedsleuth 2 года назад +18

    The thumbnail is truly so vile. 10/10

  • @Duryism
    @Duryism 2 года назад +6

    Here's an idea: An aggressive swirlie after a deliberate faux pas? That's sex from now on.

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 2 года назад +65

    People always say “why is Geoffrey the dumbass” but never say “when is Geoffrey the dumbass”. Makes ya think.

  • @bungaIowbill
    @bungaIowbill 2 года назад +9

    An Indian lentil dish from the kids' menu?
    Call it Roald Dal

  • @violetmarlo2978
    @violetmarlo2978 Год назад +1

    Reilly dragging such a tall man is cracking me up

  • @Chamerlengo
    @Chamerlengo 2 года назад +20

    The look of joy, ecstasy even, on Reilly’s face as she waits for that last bubble. All this time, finally she got what she wanted. Geoff holds his fist up for one last “that’s awesome dude” and Reilly says “no one will ever fist bump you again” ……or maybe she just broke character for a sec and almost laughed. Shit, idk.

  • @BMDNERD
    @BMDNERD 2 года назад +9

    If you watch the Headgum podcast that last scene was very pleasing.

  • @utterlyj1277
    @utterlyj1277 2 года назад +15

    The toilet dunking scene was extremely cathartic, ngl

  • @T4ke2
    @T4ke2 2 года назад +2

    Didn’t catch Poseid himself on the first listen. That’s brilliant. You’ve outdone yourselves. Also Reilly is an absolute delight in this

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 Год назад +1

    2:15 - 2:25 that... made me feel things

  • @psuley1977
    @psuley1977 2 года назад +2

    Reilly's Allen Iverson style stepover of Geoff was more than deserved. It was earned

  • @SpacestationWilly
    @SpacestationWilly 2 года назад +3

    geoff looks like the kind of guy who wore husky jeans as a kid but didnt really need to

  • @gazzamuso
    @gazzamuso 2 года назад +1

    That word is as casual as hello in Australia and New Zealand lol

  • @dedicatedsleuth
    @dedicatedsleuth 2 года назад +5

    Dear Leather Hanson

  • @drako1816
    @drako1816 2 года назад +6

    I'd Legalize this Sketch

  • @simonsei1262
    @simonsei1262 2 года назад +6

    Riley is such a bully. I bet she called geoff a baby after that swirly.

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas 2 года назад +5

    It seems Geoff's arm-lengthening regimen is proceeding apace

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 2 года назад +28

    Geoffrey absolutely deserved that swirly

  • @gasgano8255
    @gasgano8255 2 года назад +3

    If you gonna print two pages, just print one.
    If you gonna print two pages, just print one.

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 2 года назад +3

    Nothing could've prepared me for the ending

  • @Normaniac
    @Normaniac 2 года назад

    This is the greatest return to form of anything I've ever seen.

  • @tailsp1n
    @tailsp1n 2 года назад +2

    Reilly decided to be bad today

  • @TomMS
    @TomMS 2 года назад +1

    The camera work at the end was perfect

  • @eyoelberhane_blackmoth
    @eyoelberhane_blackmoth 2 года назад +1

    Geoff's pitches are always enlightening, and like him likely to be smothered 🤣

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 2 года назад +2

    The SCOTUS redding joke was ace.

  • @patrickmcdaid862
    @patrickmcdaid862 2 года назад +1

    This was actually shot so well

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 2 года назад

    These just get better and better.

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 2 года назад +8

    Has Jake and Amir always been absurdism or has it become more so in recent times? Because honestly this episode is more than absurd, it’s fine

    • @seanwalsh9942
      @seanwalsh9942 Год назад

      That’s not more than absurd, it’s just different

  • @AustinCampion
    @AustinCampion 2 года назад +3

    Damn Reilly nice lav cords

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett 2 года назад +1

    This video really made a Buckwald of me

  • @hugesix
    @hugesix 2 года назад +1

    getting this shit and review revue on the same day is rather epic

  • @LORDUnLuCkY13
    @LORDUnLuCkY13 2 года назад

    Geoff's face just before he realises Reilly is pissed is just gold.

  • @ATXnomad698
    @ATXnomad698 2 года назад

    Lmao "cutting off Hungary's food supply" feels very much like a classic Glocal caper

  • @whalechair
    @whalechair 2 года назад

    This is the best one yet. Wow.

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter Год назад

    1:12 brian david gilbert coming up with a midnight snack

  • @mironricardo
    @mironricardo 2 года назад

    Damn, I love these.

  • @PossibleDeadChannel
    @PossibleDeadChannel 2 года назад +1

    Wow Amir isn't the one who keeps cracking up in the outtakes.. I'm impressed lol

  • @agistoni1894
    @agistoni1894 Год назад

    Cunty is already a very popular children's book here in Australia

  • @jeremybuckets
    @jeremybuckets 2 года назад +2

    Wow this early to a Geoffrey video? That shit makes me smile of you.

  • @Ignorethespots
    @Ignorethespots 2 года назад +1

    I thought she was finally gonna have the balls to end him but he still breathes

  • @richieyoutube
    @richieyoutube 2 года назад +2

    this is more than the gold standard, its bronze, possibly even turquoise

  • @GaryDunion
    @GaryDunion 2 года назад +5

    Dropped my fucking phone at "Peter Rabbit spread wide for all to see."

  • @seanwalsh9942
    @seanwalsh9942 2 года назад +1

    In the New Interns episode, wasn’t Hansen the name that Geoff called Reilly? Is Reilly secretly Leather Hansen???

  • @BlueCheeseCrumbles
    @BlueCheeseCrumbles 2 года назад

    I'm genuinely surprised that there weren't outtakes for the "scotus redding" bit

  • @dropshippilot
    @dropshippilot 2 года назад

    1:54 Just a a regular conversation in Australia.

  • @tjmichael
    @tjmichael 2 года назад +1

    That took a turn

  • @fryingraijin
    @fryingraijin 2 года назад

    Amir talking to Geoffrey always reminds me of the Spidarman pointing at Spiderman meme

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 2 года назад +1

    What?
    Nothing!

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 2 года назад +1

    Geoff is Dr suess
    And Jake is Shel Silverstein

    • @GaryDunion
      @GaryDunion 2 года назад +1

      You think The Maritime Legend of Leather Hansen is better then the FUCKING GIVING TREE?

  • @_vindicator_
    @_vindicator_ 2 года назад

    the john wick camera moves at the end hit hard

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. 2 года назад +2

    That's piss, folks

  • @Spittin_Sax
    @Spittin_Sax 2 года назад +3

    Wait you can OD on ketamine? Damn it

  • @fearlessweaver
    @fearlessweaver 2 года назад

    Cat in the hat ... on rice ... in a hat. With a side of Seuss.

  • @beno1129
    @beno1129 2 года назад

    If Headgum/J&A humour was a person, I would have found my one true love x

  • @micparker2235
    @micparker2235 2 года назад

    I'm Poseidon myself that there's a new video! Great horrible job, Geoff!

  • @GabeRundlett
    @GabeRundlett 2 года назад +1

    Geoff literally looks like Rekha Shankar from back at College Humor, if only he would shave the mustache

    • @GaryDunion
      @GaryDunion 2 года назад +2

      In that they're both Indian and hot af

    • @GabeRundlett
      @GabeRundlett 2 года назад

      @@GaryDunion lmao

  • @jordank4889
    @jordank4889 2 года назад

    I could watch Jeff getting dunked all day

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 2 года назад

    This sketch was more than okay, it was fine. I'm high on you.

  • @Stalky24
    @Stalky24 2 года назад

    "The Legend of Leather Hanson" sounds like forgotten masterpiece of Franz Kafka.

    • @Stalky24
      @Stalky24 2 года назад

      In fact, thinking about it.... it might be the best book idea I ever had.

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly 2 года назад

    i am flabbergasted by what i see, comedically 👏

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons 2 года назад

    Reilly didn’t need your mic pack on for that shot lol

  • @seanyeatts
    @seanyeatts 2 года назад +4

    I don’t want to be here, and I don’t want to watch this. I fear for the content within.
    Yep, I was right.

  • @simonragnarson22
    @simonragnarson22 2 года назад

    This has mustache era vibes. And I do have to take it.

  • @cupofteastudio
    @cupofteastudio 2 года назад

    Well made! Try A Secret Behind The Bungalow guys!

  • @T0xicZ
    @T0xicZ 2 года назад +3

    Instant classic, gave me big "Infinite Vest" vibes, another all-timer as it were

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 2 года назад

    cool cinematography on the kill geoff thing. more of that.

  • @stinkywater007
    @stinkywater007 2 года назад +1

    Gives me a snack ide- NOPE

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 2 года назад

    Lmao Riley 😂

  • @joshuav8061
    @joshuav8061 2 года назад +1

    Geoffrey looking like the cutest lesbian in home depot in this vid

  • @noahcoffman8752
    @noahcoffman8752 2 года назад

    Not the AI stepover from Reilly goodness gracious

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 2 года назад +1

    Compare this Reilly to the Reilly in Leather Goods Part 1

  • @triumphTLG
    @triumphTLG 2 года назад

    So where can i buy these?

  • @christianksrw
    @christianksrw 2 года назад

    the Cunti bit is absolutely fucking INSANE

  • @davidallen5257
    @davidallen5257 2 года назад

    So good oh my God

  • @matthewleibfred760
    @matthewleibfred760 2 года назад

    I was actually looking forward to The Adventures of Cunty... leather or otherwise, if he's beside himself, then I'm all in

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 года назад

    Theres a book called goodnight racism lmao. Subtlety is out the window now

  • @brandonwilcox7411
    @brandonwilcox7411 2 года назад

    Remember when Reilly got mad at Amir for yelling at Geoff. How far we’ve come…

  • @cornersofmylips
    @cornersofmylips 2 года назад

    Eggs and spam on rice is no joke a typical Hawaiian breakfast. Love the shout out but it’s MOOsubi not muSOObi

  • @pruwyben
    @pruwyben 4 месяца назад

    Children's Books 2 when?

  • @Metallex
    @Metallex 2 года назад

    Bad Reilly?
    Nah.
    Bad you.

  • @scrungly
    @scrungly 2 года назад

    ...........that's piss.

  • @toddziadly
    @toddziadly 2 года назад

    Reilly just Iverson’d his ass

  • @v.duskren8819
    @v.duskren8819 2 года назад

    Guy to guy. Straight up. Geoff is hot.