Geoffrey the Dumbass: Patreon Audition

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  • Опубликовано: 5 дек 2018
  • Geoff sets his sights on Hollywood's highest honor: Jake and Amir's Patreon.
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    Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight.
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Комментарии • 192

  • @vincentwilliamson9255
    @vincentwilliamson9255 5 лет назад +599

    We open on an ice cold Geoffrey James, shivering to camera in a meat locker

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 5 лет назад +4

      Haha which episode was that from again

    • @BrinPuz
      @BrinPuz 5 лет назад +8

      @@Last_Respecter the rand pauls drag race one

    • @jeremybuckets
      @jeremybuckets 5 лет назад +24

      exactly ice

    • @JamesWarnersFurTime
      @JamesWarnersFurTime 4 года назад +12

      but he doesn't show it

    • @phil6057
      @phil6057 3 года назад +6

      @@JamesWarnersFurTime that’s sort of a secret between him and the set

  • @baljot1231
    @baljot1231 4 года назад +59

    The way he says “4.99 monthly FEEEE”. It is sex and I am cash.

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 5 лет назад +234

    Watch Reilly's face when Geoff starts his audition. She's so proud of his terrible acting.

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 5 лет назад +150

    MY headshot and resume?
    It's never been

    • @annikala
      @annikala 5 лет назад +1

      EvilApple567 of jorts

    • @ATJ253
      @ATJ253 5 лет назад +10

      EvilApple567 it has been, its always been, its been right now, it’s currently being... Why did you just get a PUSH NOTIFICATION FROM YOUR TIME APP?!

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 5 лет назад +4

      @@ATJ253 Oh that's from my time guy, Clock.

  • @Thefriendswhoactstui
    @Thefriendswhoactstui 5 лет назад +201

    Taken 5:
    Liam Neeson threatened with tazer gun then kidnapped, wife will be fine and kid = there

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 5 лет назад +14

      You can forget about your $4.99 monthly fee.

  • @corneliuscarter-williams724
    @corneliuscarter-williams724 5 лет назад +341

    Riley is such a dimeshow. Gonna miss her

  • @gooberdudes
    @gooberdudes 5 лет назад +248

    Damn can't believe this was Riley's last episode.

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 5 лет назад +100

    This was the best video yet, I loved every single person. Reilly is great when she mothers Geoff. Amir can barely keep a straight face which means there are definitely outtakes we need to see.

  • @elephandopa8004
    @elephandopa8004 Год назад +5

    "Don't make me reach for my taser Liam Neeson for it is you who will be taken this time. Your wife will be fine. Your kid, there."
    I'd watch it.

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 5 лет назад +58

    Are you TRYING to get evil Reilly back? Because this is how you do it. She even warned you, she didn't want to be the bad guy.

  • @brobincrux5714
    @brobincrux5714 4 года назад +9

    2:35 I want someone to look at me the way Reilly looked at Geoff lol

  • @semi-sweet
    @semi-sweet 5 лет назад +22

    I find myself imagining Donald Faison on a booze cruise every waking moment of my wretched life.

  • @Ciphonn
    @Ciphonn 5 лет назад +161

    RIP Rilley she will be missed and.... she'll be kissed

    • @ackwell11
      @ackwell11 Год назад +9

      She's with Mailer "Matt Damon" Daemon actually. Just my luck!

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead Год назад +6

      @@ackwell11 Don't worry though. She has a friend- Meg Ryan. You can look up what's Gucci with her.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 7 месяцев назад +2

      Missed her missed her now I gotta kissed her

  • @paulallen1019
    @paulallen1019 5 лет назад +59

    If Riley is leaving I'm officially going to audition to un-patreon!

  • @dibguha2170
    @dibguha2170 5 лет назад +41

    If Riley’s fired I swear to God I’m gonna frickin move!

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 5 лет назад +16

    *This episode is easily top 10 of this series*

  • @Last_Respecter
    @Last_Respecter 5 лет назад +23

    Vin Diesel doesn't need to audiesel, HE'S OFFER ONLY.

  • @DJGoose2
    @DJGoose2 4 года назад +5

    It cracks me up when Riley smiles and nods at Geoff during the taken speech like she thinking "Yeah, hes fuckin nailin it."

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 5 лет назад +9

    Rilence will not be silenced!

  • @max_jimenez
    @max_jimenez 5 лет назад +94

    I would also like to audition to become a patron.
    Here’s my headshot/resume:
    .

    • @ocotillo6468
      @ocotillo6468 5 лет назад +12

      It's never been.

    • @johnl623
      @johnl623 5 лет назад +8

      You brought us a blank sheet of paper with a period.
      Exactly rice.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 3 года назад +2

      Your headshot just says Penis Hudson

  • @brendontompa-clinch2306
    @brendontompa-clinch2306 5 лет назад +31

    Awee byee Riely, going to miss you!! Youre hilarious, and so f-ing gorgeous

  • @OdinBlaine
    @OdinBlaine 4 года назад +1

    Imagine Donald Faison donning an old face on. And that's just Faison phase 1

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 5 лет назад +4

    Your kid? There.

  • @tarrenl4068
    @tarrenl4068 5 лет назад +9

    2.31 was the best moment of my entire life

  • @blumenwitz6278
    @blumenwitz6278 4 года назад +3

    Geoff couldn't match Mr. Nort's "Interior, I don't give a flaming fart"

  • @Strummie
    @Strummie 5 лет назад +24

    It’s not fair. I end up having to watch these twice or thrice because I’m always too busy crying over Reilly’s beauty.

  • @Trouser_J_Slacks
    @Trouser_J_Slacks 3 года назад +3

    How is the coat the right size on Reilly but giant on Geoff

  • @dontavoidthenoid
    @dontavoidthenoid 5 лет назад +103

    Was this scripted? Jake and Amir's lines/reactions seem extremely genuine.

    • @KR-bu7dk
      @KR-bu7dk 5 лет назад +56

      None of these videos are scripted. Marty just videos these to upload himself.

    • @OurEyesAreYetToOpen
      @OurEyesAreYetToOpen 5 лет назад +12

      They used to write Jake and Amir ON THE DAY while shooting, no doubt most of that was improv'd

    • @fxlkpunkrapper
      @fxlkpunkrapper 2 года назад +1

      it seemed genuine, is all

  • @theosipodcast
    @theosipodcast 5 лет назад +1

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed at one of these in a while. Keep it up!!

  • @jeremykurtz9031
    @jeremykurtz9031 5 лет назад

    The performances and writing keep getting better! Great job guys!

  • @markerenberg3439
    @markerenberg3439 4 года назад

    Easily my favorite headgum video. Showcases all of their comedic talents so distinctly

  • @liamivancic8353
    @liamivancic8353 5 лет назад +3

    This might be the best one yet

  • @hiei116
    @hiei116 5 лет назад

    This is one of my favorites now!

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 3 года назад +1

    My favorite Headgum video

  • @Jamesbond157660
    @Jamesbond157660 5 лет назад +2

    When Jake pauses after Geoffery swallows his vomit 😂

  • @owenbouchard3164
    @owenbouchard3164 5 лет назад +4

    I love how Amir is about to crack for a lot of his shots. Dear HeadGum, change nothing.

  • @SimpleKenny
    @SimpleKenny 5 лет назад +14

    I knew it looked a bit nippy in there

  • @RobotsOnFire
    @RobotsOnFire 5 лет назад +1

    Love seein' my bois!!!

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 лет назад

    this was the best one in a while

  • @brianrobbins2220
    @brianrobbins2220 5 лет назад

    Geoff and riley are getting really great. They just keep getting better, im really enjoying these!

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 5 лет назад +6

    The friendship between Geoffrey and Riley is kinda cute

  • @nyby100
    @nyby100 5 лет назад

    These videos are the fucking funniest. So glad they are making shorts again

  • @justusthedeep
    @justusthedeep 5 лет назад +9

    There's only one way for Reilly to go now...
    Bad.

  • @kaseylee539
    @kaseylee539 5 лет назад

    I laugh out loud....at every sketch. 🏆🏆

  • @joshxkerrigan
    @joshxkerrigan 5 лет назад +1

    My favorite cast.

  • @henrykates1907
    @henrykates1907 5 лет назад

    I think we’re long overdue another episode of outtakes

  • @jakobpopek485
    @jakobpopek485 5 лет назад

    I can watch this video so many times it's crazy!

    • @wesleylitalien4562
      @wesleylitalien4562 2 года назад

      How many? How many is so many?

    • @jakobpopek485
      @jakobpopek485 2 года назад

      @@wesleylitalien4562 You know, a bad amount of time

    • @wesleylitalien4562
      @wesleylitalien4562 2 года назад +1

      @@jakobpopek485 I watched this video like…60 times. I was…STUPID after

    • @jakobpopek485
      @jakobpopek485 2 года назад +1

      I don't believe that... 60 is not a believable number

  • @EliNelsonJusAwesome
    @EliNelsonJusAwesome 5 лет назад +3

    again, how does headgum not have more subs?

  • @clubbabysealz9544
    @clubbabysealz9544 Год назад +1

    Why I'm unlikable part 1:
    At work we had an intruder in a locked down facility. I went to make sure the person didnt go into a certain area and as I walked by other coworkers I said "They cant find out about this leather goods sceem."

  • @JP-wk7cc
    @JP-wk7cc 5 лет назад +10

    Not to be.... crude, or anything. Nor lewd, definitely not rude.... but Rileys mid-driff when she put that sweater on Geoff..... all I'm going to say is..... it gave me a tickly feeling on my insides.

  • @annaheff7332
    @annaheff7332 5 лет назад

    Geoffrey seriously has great audition skills, I think this kid could go all the way.

  • @pidginjeff3074
    @pidginjeff3074 5 лет назад +2

    Nevermind I’m back, Geoffrey is a cutie to be sure and I want to hug him

  • @thetimeisrite
    @thetimeisrite 5 лет назад +5

    I can't tell if they're actually in financial trouble or if it's just a gag

  • @lulusobel8643
    @lulusobel8643 Год назад +1

    This is kind of like a Jake and Amir with two Jakes and two Amirs, which is weird to think about

  • @ReidTheRulesGuy
    @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 года назад

    I have never seen 2160p in my life. It was actually noticeably better than 1080p which I didn't even realize was possible.

  • @originadept9706
    @originadept9706 5 лет назад +63

    Riley is actually pretty damn attractive, not gonna lie

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 5 лет назад +66

      A smokeshow of sorts, a dimeshow of jorts.

    • @ConverseSC
      @ConverseSC 5 лет назад +10

      Actually I think she's pretty damn FIRED

    • @deFt18
      @deFt18 5 лет назад +1

      why do you lie often?

    • @originadept9706
      @originadept9706 5 лет назад +1

      @@deFt18 no, but people think I do

  • @ballsballsers8253
    @ballsballsers8253 5 лет назад +7

    amir at 2:24
    they dont even try to stay in character anymore lol

  • @samcomfort6564
    @samcomfort6564 5 лет назад

    I’m so happy about jake and Amir are doing something togt

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 5 лет назад

    Jake, Amir and Geoff in the same video again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All we need now is for them to bring back that's awesome dude.
    And is it me or does it sound like Amir says "empty blake page" at 0:47

  • @seand6576
    @seand6576 5 лет назад

    We wish her the best in her future endeavors.

  • @step30dub
    @step30dub 5 лет назад

    The end though is like the best part

  • @ramifaroush1193
    @ramifaroush1193 5 лет назад

    “Remember when he walked in and brought us this ? “Holds a single sheet of paper”” 😂

  • @GeejMusic
    @GeejMusic 5 лет назад

    Cheeky ad for your patreon, lads.

  • @goonsgoons1
    @goonsgoons1 5 лет назад +18

    So how do I marry Riley, is it an audition or

    • @goonsgoons1
      @goonsgoons1 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 3 года назад +1

      @@goonsgoons1 was this a joke or did you not know that was you

    • @goonsgoons1
      @goonsgoons1 3 года назад +1

      @@joeyfromschool of course!

  • @gabrflyan6364
    @gabrflyan6364 5 лет назад

    “It happens so quickly, for you to be cold like that”

  • @eatyourcereal5651
    @eatyourcereal5651 5 лет назад

    It’s good to seeJake and amir like old collogehumor

  • @FlyingBirdFlip
    @FlyingBirdFlip 5 лет назад

    Wooo Jake and Amir have gone 4K =D

  • @jamesgrimes4587
    @jamesgrimes4587 Год назад

    2:33 Reilly is glowing with support

  • @KyletheTarotguy
    @KyletheTarotguy 5 лет назад

    Love the insane grateful dead jacket Geoff has there.

  • @joeybrisk1869
    @joeybrisk1869 5 лет назад

    Jacket on point

  • @axlglenn2156
    @axlglenn2156 5 лет назад

    JUMP!

  • @superneko99
    @superneko99 5 лет назад +2

    Marty's back! Thought he was dead!

  • @jonnyyoung9215
    @jonnyyoung9215 5 лет назад

    Not a single damn one of them could barely keep a straight face and I fucking loved it.

  • @deeboseph
    @deeboseph 2 года назад +1

    Jake's shirt is super chill, I wonder where he got it

    • @DaleMallows
      @DaleMallows 2 года назад

      I think it's a Pendleton flannel shirt.

    • @thagrammarnazi
      @thagrammarnazi Год назад +2

      Forever 21, there’s a unisex section upstairs

    • @NYCybertruck
      @NYCybertruck 11 месяцев назад

      It’s a bad shirt. I make it work because I’m an attractive dude.

  • @lukejackson8375
    @lukejackson8375 5 лет назад

    can you turn the contrast up just a little bit, the colours on every video are just so beige and dim, makes everyone look translucent

  • @geoff1025
    @geoff1025 Месяц назад

    To be fair Geoff did not want to do the audition

  • @randomness264
    @randomness264 2 года назад

    "Imagine Donald Fagen on a booze cruise"
    "No"

  • @robertrichards6964
    @robertrichards6964 5 лет назад

    I really like Jake's shirt

  • @Mr.Limekiller
    @Mr.Limekiller 4 года назад

    I got to see Reilly's porcelain midriff so I'm doing pretty good.

  • @antlionanimation1700
    @antlionanimation1700 4 года назад

    Dig the Grateful Dead jacket.

  • @rayguerrero7335
    @rayguerrero7335 5 лет назад

    YEEES

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 5 лет назад

    i was gonna become a patron but only if i could audition so nvm

  • @brockb6942
    @brockb6942 5 лет назад +1

    Riley is absolutely gorgeous. A true catch. The total package. Betrothe me

  • @DLKentarou
    @DLKentarou 5 лет назад

    Ace episode, lest I say...

  • @ilikepop44
    @ilikepop44 5 лет назад

    Jacket was pretty fly ngl.

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 4 года назад

    I'll hire Riley

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 5 лет назад

    An I the only one who hears it as "this video is a head guh video"?

  • @malekpinecone118
    @malekpinecone118 5 лет назад +1

    lmao

  • @Craisins
    @Craisins 5 лет назад +1

    I am super ill today (it's called FOOD POISONING) But this video cured me.

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 5 лет назад

    A star is bjorn

  • @thomaslorino3830
    @thomaslorino3830 5 лет назад

    hahaha

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons 4 года назад

    fuck Riley's a dream girl. funny stunn(y)ing and a goddamn tenpunny

  • @b3productions974
    @b3productions974 5 лет назад

    Riley is my fav character

  • @joecool9337
    @joecool9337 5 лет назад

    Riley/Geoff where did you get that sweater? It looks dope

  • @utterlyj1277
    @utterlyj1277 5 лет назад

    RIP Reilly.

  • @Avatarodin
    @Avatarodin 5 лет назад

    Amir not being able to keep it together is great

  • @VixaRS
    @VixaRS 5 лет назад

    Does amir say "Empty blake page on both sides" or am I hearing things.

  • @TheRealFoop
    @TheRealFoop 2 года назад

    Reilly is dressed weirder than Geoffrey

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 2 года назад

    Riley is such a dime piece of a smoke show. I swear I just want to lay down and hug her.

  • @Billy_3
    @Billy_3 5 лет назад

    Make a DnD ep with Murph, Caldwell, and Emily!