Geoffrey the Dumbass: Expense Reports

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @T4ke2
    @T4ke2 2 года назад +364

    Geoff asking “do you need the glasses” was perfect

    • @jeremybuckets
      @jeremybuckets 2 года назад

      only the true gumheads know Amir's ass got LASIK. because he's BASIC.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle Год назад +20

      Amir got lasik yes but it was performed by Sale so yes he still needs the glasses, even more so actually

  • @Twistatron
    @Twistatron 2 года назад +334

    Geoff cuts his hair whenever he experiences a Thought.

    • @roberttabackman4425
      @roberttabackman4425 2 года назад

      Geoff cuts his hair whenever he experiences a THOT, Factually.

    • @PozKnows
      @PozKnows Год назад +6

      He just doesn't have the moxie to rock a pony

    • @Curtsy208
      @Curtsy208 Год назад +3

      Lmfao

  • @Andimax11
    @Andimax11 2 года назад +63

    Geoff: “Do you need the glasses?”
    Amir: *stares*
    Knowing that Amir got lasik irl and in fact doesn’t need the glasses makes this hilarious

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 2 года назад +192

    Geoff is becoming self-aware, he mentioned a sketch in a sketch. This is how the end happens people

    • @SidneyKochman
      @SidneyKochman 2 года назад +9

      It is consistent with the character. In the old J&A videos, I believe that Amir was the only one who ever acknowledged the audience.

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 Год назад +7

      @@SidneyKochman Yeah jake was always like "who's watching? what are you talking about?"

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Год назад +6

      @@SidneyKochman There was a quick-cuts episode where Jake looks right at the camera quizzically just before Amir bursts in the room.

    • @caprificusfigs
      @caprificusfigs Год назад +1

      This is the way the world ends, not with a BANG but with an OOSE.

  • @seanyeatts
    @seanyeatts 2 года назад +111

    Amir finally gets the ribbing he deserves:
    DID he need those glasses?

  • @zin.bricks
    @zin.bricks 2 года назад +33

    so mentioning a sketch, the burning zoom, it’s something for the day ones, he’s sentient

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 2 года назад +143

    Reilly still protecting Geoff from Amir is heartwarming. Meaning it fills my heart with boiling hot rage.
    Also, didn't she give him a swirly a few months ago?

    • @ultraBoomkin
      @ultraBoomkin 2 года назад +26

      it's like how you're allowed to make fun of my mom, but I can't. I'm too close to her, but you just have so much material like how she's dumb and short.

    • @sacrificialobama8786
      @sacrificialobama8786 2 года назад

      spum

    • @michaelbateman2563
      @michaelbateman2563 2 года назад +5

      That was Bad Reilly

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 2 года назад +6

      @@ultraBoomkin Hey, get your mind out of the st-st-stutter.

    • @bonaparte6431
      @bonaparte6431 2 года назад +9

      it fills my heart with boiling hot spum

  • @chasehlee7197
    @chasehlee7197 2 года назад +58

    Do you need the glasses?
    Amir: 😳

  • @follypersist
    @follypersist 2 года назад +18

    McDon't was so assertive in this one! also the kale caesar sounds great

  • @Sabrina-tl9ws
    @Sabrina-tl9ws 2 года назад +46

    Reilly's hair looks amazing. Has Amir considered coming up with some snack ideas for Geoff's new restaurant?

    • @onionslaps
      @onionslaps Год назад +3

      Amir: Cinnamon toast hunch? That’s cinnamon on rye, but I have this gut feeling about it
      Reilly: You have a gluten allergy…

  • @peterbyykkonen8901
    @peterbyykkonen8901 2 года назад +15

    Geoff has absolutely become a new man of himself, and I for one am not having it.

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 2 года назад +46

    Is this the disgraced former host of review revue? One star.

  • @Casswaria
    @Casswaria 2 года назад +17

    That ending was excellent, love the meta

  • @julieburnsTY
    @julieburnsTY 2 года назад +7

    Geoff flipping his hair behind her ear before describing his chicken sandwich restaurant, lol

  • @restroyer
    @restroyer 2 года назад +16

    Amir bought some pearl-white dress shoes in case Headgum gets invited to a charity event or, worse still, a gala!

  • @donovantucker5166
    @donovantucker5166 2 года назад +24

    A reciept is just a list that can do math.

  • @geekaxoid8082
    @geekaxoid8082 2 года назад +16

    This truly may be the most well-acted GTD to date. Well done, you lovable lads from Liverpool

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 Год назад

      First of all one of them is a woman, and secondly, like literally* no one is from Liverpool...
      *figuratively

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 8 месяцев назад

      ugh

  • @shutup4528
    @shutup4528 2 года назад +17

    “You bought a ‘I bought a zoo’ DVD distribution company?”

  • @VICloudkicker
    @VICloudkicker 2 года назад +4

    "I rented a wrench " in the same tone of voice as Amir's "We thought you were dead." is such a ridiculous response.

  • @wheelsongenius
    @wheelsongenius 2 года назад +6

    Amir having to explain what a staycation is.

  • @80lemon80
    @80lemon80 2 года назад +10

    0:19 Geoff is giving Gale Beggy here

  • @SHKABAM
    @SHKABAM 2 года назад +9

    Since Amir did get lasik, Geoff just straight up called him out lol

  • @JiklopDave
    @JiklopDave 2 года назад +28

    Geoff breaking the fourth wall there. Sam's not going to like this.

  • @blakelazarus993
    @blakelazarus993 2 года назад +5

    There was a fan theory at the end of Jake and Amir that Amir was secretly filming their conversations, and Jake once noticed a camera at the beginning of one of the videos but Amir quickly came in and distracted him. They never ended up doing anything with the storyline, but this could be a similar thing where Geoff is behind it all

  • @khepri3266
    @khepri3266 Год назад +3

    CollegeHumor Amir wouldn’t hesitate for a second to spend $50k for a “staycation.”

  • @Brett.A
    @Brett.A 2 года назад +10

    Leaving Review Revue for the Headgum Pod- the ultimate dumbass move

  • @bbwibb02
    @bbwibb02 2 года назад +5

    I kept waiting for someone to tell him the movie is called "We Bought a Zoo" not "I Bought a Zoo" and yet, not only did neither Reilly nor Amir say it, but not one comment has mentioned it either?

    • @tayloreh
      @tayloreh 2 года назад +1

      I Bought A Zoo is the prequel in the trilogy.

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Год назад +1

      @@tayloreh with an even further prequel: Nobody Bought A Zoo

  • @GaryDunion
    @GaryDunion 2 года назад +5

    This Geoffrey guy has moxie, Reilly should get him as a guest on Review Revue

  • @joeyfromschool
    @joeyfromschool Год назад +3

    why DID they think Geoff was dead?

  • @Syman404
    @Syman404 Год назад +1

    The episode of Reilly finishing her internship and picking up for Geoff, and then watching this five years later? It melts my heart. Reilly understands Geoff and truly cares for him.❤ She pushes Geoff to get through it to make it better for Geoff.😊

  • @sft3485
    @sft3485 2 года назад +12

    Wait when did Geoffrey die? I'm beefing with soy

  • @matthewmcdowell4628
    @matthewmcdowell4628 2 года назад +3

    I love that geoffrey knows hes in a video

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 2 года назад +3

    Loved this one, classic Geoffrey the Dumbass episode

  • @briangoates3245
    @briangoates3245 9 месяцев назад +2

    Discover THE MURAKA, a first-of-its-kind, luxury two-level residence with a master bedroom submerged over 16 feet below sea level in the Indian Ocean, as part of the Conrad Maldives Rangali Island resort.

    • @bezoekers
      @bezoekers Месяц назад

      Discover THE MARIKA

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 Год назад +1

    2:39 He doesn't look particularly sad btw

  • @jgfhs
    @jgfhs Год назад +1

    Geoff has gotten so much better at acting

  • @LucasBlaney
    @LucasBlaney 2 года назад +1

    Top notch content here. Miss this stuff.

  • @asmodeodh
    @asmodeodh Год назад

    AMIR !!! Geoffrey starts crying. lol

  • @sommeric6787
    @sommeric6787 2 года назад

    Best short yet

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh 2 года назад +1

    Isnt the movie called We Bought A Zoo? So he got the exclusive right to sell the prequel?

  • @PolyChromium
    @PolyChromium 2 года назад +6

    Amir getting angry over a staycation. Geoff's gonna break the goddamn hypnosis Amir must have gone through to become normal

  • @Xotame
    @Xotame 2 года назад +6

    A rented wrench for the mechanic sketch makes the ladies wretch
    I french kissed a dog at an all you can eat taco buffet

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner 2 года назад

    Geoffrey your hair is a lot my man 😂

  • @Duryism
    @Duryism 2 года назад +2

    Oh Amir, don't you use "staycation" like that! Like you know what it means all of a sudden.

  • @NitroTheFlash
    @NitroTheFlash 2 года назад

    geoff finally did his job!!!

  • @joeyrozic1100
    @joeyrozic1100 2 года назад

    Solid headgum episode. Made me laugh

  • @thefoodisalive
    @thefoodisalive 2 года назад

    great premise for this one

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 Год назад +2

    They jumped the carp, they had a perfect game going with just JAKE and Amir. Now they force these these these diva queens into the videos. It’s DIFFERENT, which means it SUCKS, which means I’m PISSED. The big 3

  • @DEMIntern
    @DEMIntern 2 года назад +1

    Amir and Reilly are parents staying together just to take care of Geoff’s dumbass.

  • @user-oh5gz4ue6r
    @user-oh5gz4ue6r 2 года назад

    FINALLY the funny ones are back

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 2 года назад

    I love these goofy goobers.

  • @iamsajoga
    @iamsajoga 2 года назад +2

    "We're all sad" - podcast mogul/fake glasses wearer Amir Shmuel

  • @mikeb1787
    @mikeb1787 2 года назад

    I died at he vertical integration

  • @seba1pimp
    @seba1pimp 2 года назад

    Gotta say, this one was awesome.

  • @sprintonbeat
    @sprintonbeat 2 года назад

    headgum lore just thickened. it may be a truman show of sorts

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh 2 года назад

    This is more than good - it is alright!

  • @coopernoble6139
    @coopernoble6139 2 года назад

    The Channukka gift I always needed

  • @carrotsnatch
    @carrotsnatch 2 года назад +1

    I haven't smiled in over a year

  • @sonicrushXII
    @sonicrushXII 2 года назад

    He knows, he really is smarter than he looks

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 2 года назад

    The simulation started to fall apart at the end there

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 2 года назад

    Geoff spent a bad amount if money in that wrench

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 2 года назад

    I can’t believe Geoffrey frickin James is leaving RR

  • @jackhammer0015
    @jackhammer0015 2 года назад

    Woah, is that the former host of Review Revue?

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 2 года назад

    Reilly is giving Love Quinn, well, always. she looks like Victoria Pedretti.

  • @alextemplemusic
    @alextemplemusic 2 года назад

    Amir of all people should understand traveling abroad for a staycation

  • @michaeltsouris8190
    @michaeltsouris8190 Год назад

    Oh I'm sorry, is Geoffrey's hair the star of the fucking show?! Yes it fucking is!!!!

  • @kek22219
    @kek22219 2 года назад

    So meta and 4th wall breaking.

  • @Th3Marchioness
    @Th3Marchioness Год назад

    I guess... people in non-prescription glasses shouldn't throw stones

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo 2 года назад

    Amir doesn’t need the glasses 👓

  • @Boopbeeboopdeboop
    @Boopbeeboopdeboop 2 года назад

    God I love a good kale caesar

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 2 года назад

    Jesus Christ!! Oh never mind, that’s Geoffrey.

  • @hacker6284
    @hacker6284 Год назад

    Why do they think he’s dead? Is this canonically post reilly’s nickname?

  • @HashRecord
    @HashRecord Год назад +2

    im so fucking mad i just found out about headgum.... ADVERTISE BETTER

  • @C4rps
    @C4rps 2 года назад

    Outtakes: Volume IV?

  • @mandreadfg
    @mandreadfg 2 года назад

    It's vertical integration, look it up

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 2 года назад +7

    "Sketch"?

  • @takatotakasui8307
    @takatotakasui8307 Месяц назад

    Sketch??

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 2 года назад

    Fun fact Amir doesn’t need those glasses.

  • @tylermyers8735
    @tylermyers8735 2 года назад

    A+

  • @hobes9799
    @hobes9799 2 года назад

    Does Amir need glasses actually

  • @PolskiProdigy
    @PolskiProdigy 2 года назад

    Amir has gray hair already?

  • @MisterPuggles
    @MisterPuggles Год назад

    Did Jake have to beg beg beg to mommy to make her own podcast?

  • @richaw1652
    @richaw1652 2 года назад

    ✨wOOooww✨

  • @imakemusicplaylists9399
    @imakemusicplaylists9399 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @ace-xy8ub
    @ace-xy8ub 2 года назад

    Heard

  • @VoteWillows
    @VoteWillows 2 года назад

    .......................................................................................................no

  • @DarkOkamiAlpha
    @DarkOkamiAlpha 2 года назад +1

    LETS GOOO

  • @budapestreet
    @budapestreet 2 года назад

    Amber

  • @NaviSquatz
    @NaviSquatz 2 года назад

    I hate the name of this show, these would be easier to share without the name. It’s really funny and it could be popular. Am I out of line?

  • @adamrodger5351
    @adamrodger5351 2 года назад

    Geoff... you gotta get a haircut my dude.

  • @ahmedmahmood9067
    @ahmedmahmood9067 2 года назад +1

    You’d think with all the extra time they take to make these now they might consider making them funny once in a while. Exsqueeze

    • @gasgano8255
      @gasgano8255 2 года назад

      Did you intend to write this under the previous video?

  • @willyyy6982
    @willyyy6982 2 года назад

    I’m sorry, I just really don’t like Reilly

    • @gasgano8255
      @gasgano8255 2 года назад +2

      That sounds like a serious condition, I'd get that checked

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 2 года назад +1

    finaly its heels.
    .