Geoffrey the Dumbass: Expense Reports

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  • @Twistatron
    @Twistatron Год назад +324

    Geoff cuts his hair whenever he experiences a Thought.

    • @roberttabackman4425
      @roberttabackman4425 Год назад

      Geoff cuts his hair whenever he experiences a THOT, Factually.

    • @PozKnows
      @PozKnows Год назад +5

      He just doesn't have the moxie to rock a pony

    • @Curtsy208
      @Curtsy208 8 месяцев назад +2

      Lmfao

  • @T4ke2
    @T4ke2 Год назад +357

    Geoff asking “do you need the glasses” was perfect

    • @jeremybuckets
      @jeremybuckets Год назад

      only the true gumheads know Amir's ass got LASIK. because he's BASIC.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle Год назад +17

      Amir got lasik yes but it was performed by Sale so yes he still needs the glasses, even more so actually

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад +190

    Geoff is becoming self-aware, he mentioned a sketch in a sketch. This is how the end happens people

    • @SidneyKochman
      @SidneyKochman Год назад +9

      It is consistent with the character. In the old J&A videos, I believe that Amir was the only one who ever acknowledged the audience.

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 Год назад +6

      @@SidneyKochman Yeah jake was always like "who's watching? what are you talking about?"

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Год назад +5

      @@SidneyKochman There was a quick-cuts episode where Jake looks right at the camera quizzically just before Amir bursts in the room.

    • @caprificusfigs
      @caprificusfigs 8 месяцев назад

      This is the way the world ends, not with a BANG but with an OOSE.

  • @Andimax11
    @Andimax11 Год назад +54

    Geoff: “Do you need the glasses?”
    Amir: *stares*
    Knowing that Amir got lasik irl and in fact doesn’t need the glasses makes this hilarious

  • @chasehlee7197
    @chasehlee7197 Год назад +55

    Do you need the glasses?
    Amir: 😳

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 Год назад +141

    Reilly still protecting Geoff from Amir is heartwarming. Meaning it fills my heart with boiling hot rage.
    Also, didn't she give him a swirly a few months ago?

    • @ultraBoomkin
      @ultraBoomkin Год назад +26

      it's like how you're allowed to make fun of my mom, but I can't. I'm too close to her, but you just have so much material like how she's dumb and short.

    • @sacrificialobama8786
      @sacrificialobama8786 Год назад

      spum

    • @michaelbateman2563
      @michaelbateman2563 Год назад +5

      That was Bad Reilly

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Год назад +6

      @@ultraBoomkin Hey, get your mind out of the st-st-stutter.

    • @bonaparte6431
      @bonaparte6431 Год назад +9

      it fills my heart with boiling hot spum

  • @seanyeatts
    @seanyeatts Год назад +110

    Amir finally gets the ribbing he deserves:
    DID he need those glasses?

  • @zin.bricks
    @zin.bricks Год назад +32

    so mentioning a sketch, the burning zoom, it’s something for the day ones, he’s sentient

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 Год назад +45

    Is this the disgraced former host of review revue? One star.

  • @Sabrina-tl9ws
    @Sabrina-tl9ws Год назад +46

    Reilly's hair looks amazing. Has Amir considered coming up with some snack ideas for Geoff's new restaurant?

    • @onionslaps
      @onionslaps Год назад +2

      Amir: Cinnamon toast hunch? That’s cinnamon on rye, but I have this gut feeling about it
      Reilly: You have a gluten allergy…

  • @donovantucker5166
    @donovantucker5166 Год назад +23

    A reciept is just a list that can do math.

  • @restroyer
    @restroyer Год назад +16

    Amir bought some pearl-white dress shoes in case Headgum gets invited to a charity event or, worse still, a gala!

  • @peterbyykkonen8901
    @peterbyykkonen8901 Год назад +15

    Geoff has absolutely become a new man of himself, and I for one am not having it.

  • @mousewifegames
    @mousewifegames Год назад +17

    McDon't was so assertive in this one! also the kale caesar sounds great

  • @JiklopDave
    @JiklopDave Год назад +28

    Geoff breaking the fourth wall there. Sam's not going to like this.

  • @shutup4528
    @shutup4528 Год назад +15

    “You bought a ‘I bought a zoo’ DVD distribution company?”

  • @julieburnsTY
    @julieburnsTY Год назад +7

    Geoff flipping his hair behind her ear before describing his chicken sandwich restaurant, lol

  • @Casswaria
    @Casswaria Год назад +16

    That ending was excellent, love the meta

  • @VICloudkicker
    @VICloudkicker Год назад +4

    "I rented a wrench " in the same tone of voice as Amir's "We thought you were dead." is such a ridiculous response.

  • @wheelsongenius
    @wheelsongenius Год назад +6

    Amir having to explain what a staycation is.

  • @geekaxoid8082
    @geekaxoid8082 Год назад +16

    This truly may be the most well-acted GTD to date. Well done, you lovable lads from Liverpool

    • @jonathanbauman5377
      @jonathanbauman5377 Год назад

      First of all one of them is a woman, and secondly, like literally* no one is from Liverpool...
      *figuratively

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 3 месяца назад

      ugh

  • @bbwibb02
    @bbwibb02 Год назад +5

    I kept waiting for someone to tell him the movie is called "We Bought a Zoo" not "I Bought a Zoo" and yet, not only did neither Reilly nor Amir say it, but not one comment has mentioned it either?

    • @tayloreh
      @tayloreh Год назад +1

      I Bought A Zoo is the prequel in the trilogy.

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@tayloreh with an even further prequel: Nobody Bought A Zoo

  • @SHKABAM
    @SHKABAM Год назад +8

    Since Amir did get lasik, Geoff just straight up called him out lol

  • @80lemon80
    @80lemon80 Год назад +9

    0:19 Geoff is giving Gale Beggy here

  • @blakelazarus993
    @blakelazarus993 Год назад +5

    There was a fan theory at the end of Jake and Amir that Amir was secretly filming their conversations, and Jake once noticed a camera at the beginning of one of the videos but Amir quickly came in and distracted him. They never ended up doing anything with the storyline, but this could be a similar thing where Geoff is behind it all

  • @GaryDunion
    @GaryDunion Год назад +5

    This Geoffrey guy has moxie, Reilly should get him as a guest on Review Revue

  • @sft3485
    @sft3485 Год назад +12

    Wait when did Geoffrey die? I'm beefing with soy

  • @Brett.A
    @Brett.A Год назад +10

    Leaving Review Revue for the Headgum Pod- the ultimate dumbass move

  • @matthewmcdowell4628
    @matthewmcdowell4628 Год назад +3

    I love that geoffrey knows hes in a video

  • @khepri3266
    @khepri3266 Год назад +2

    CollegeHumor Amir wouldn’t hesitate for a second to spend $50k for a “staycation.”

  • @Syman404
    @Syman404 Год назад +1

    The episode of Reilly finishing her internship and picking up for Geoff, and then watching this five years later? It melts my heart. Reilly understands Geoff and truly cares for him.❤ She pushes Geoff to get through it to make it better for Geoff.😊

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne Год назад +3

    Loved this one, classic Geoffrey the Dumbass episode

  • @PolyChromium
    @PolyChromium Год назад +6

    Amir getting angry over a staycation. Geoff's gonna break the goddamn hypnosis Amir must have gone through to become normal

  • @Duryism
    @Duryism Год назад +2

    Oh Amir, don't you use "staycation" like that! Like you know what it means all of a sudden.

  • @LucasBlaney
    @LucasBlaney Год назад +1

    Top notch content here. Miss this stuff.

  • @sommeric6787
    @sommeric6787 Год назад

    Best short yet

  • @Xotame
    @Xotame Год назад +6

    A rented wrench for the mechanic sketch makes the ladies wretch
    I french kissed a dog at an all you can eat taco buffet

  • @jgfhs
    @jgfhs Год назад +1

    Geoff has gotten so much better at acting

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 Год назад +1

    2:39 He doesn't look particularly sad btw

  • @asmodeoloyalvillacorta508
    @asmodeoloyalvillacorta508 Год назад

    AMIR !!! Geoffrey starts crying. lol

  • @joeyrozic1100
    @joeyrozic1100 Год назад

    Solid headgum episode. Made me laugh

  • @briangoates3245
    @briangoates3245 5 месяцев назад +1

    Discover THE MURAKA, a first-of-its-kind, luxury two-level residence with a master bedroom submerged over 16 feet below sea level in the Indian Ocean, as part of the Conrad Maldives Rangali Island resort.

  • @joeyfromschool
    @joeyfromschool Год назад +3

    why DID they think Geoff was dead?

  • @user-oh5gz4ue6r
    @user-oh5gz4ue6r Год назад

    FINALLY the funny ones are back

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner Год назад

    Geoffrey your hair is a lot my man 😂

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Год назад

    I love these goofy goobers.

  • @thefoodisalive
    @thefoodisalive Год назад

    great premise for this one

  • @seba1pimp
    @seba1pimp Год назад

    Gotta say, this one was awesome.

  • @DEMIntern
    @DEMIntern Год назад +1

    Amir and Reilly are parents staying together just to take care of Geoff’s dumbass.

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh Год назад +1

    Isnt the movie called We Bought A Zoo? So he got the exclusive right to sell the prequel?

  • @mikeb1787
    @mikeb1787 Год назад

    I died at he vertical integration

  • @danfromtheburgh
    @danfromtheburgh Год назад

    This is more than good - it is alright!

  • @sprintonbeat
    @sprintonbeat Год назад

    headgum lore just thickened. it may be a truman show of sorts

  • @coopernoble6139
    @coopernoble6139 Год назад

    The Channukka gift I always needed

  • @NitroTheFlash
    @NitroTheFlash Год назад

    geoff finally did his job!!!

  • @iamsajoga
    @iamsajoga Год назад +1

    "We're all sad" - podcast mogul/fake glasses wearer Amir Shmuel

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac Год назад

    The simulation started to fall apart at the end there

  • @carrotsnatch
    @carrotsnatch Год назад +1

    I haven't smiled in over a year

  • @jackhammer0015
    @jackhammer0015 Год назад

    Woah, is that the former host of Review Revue?

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 Год назад

    Geoff spent a bad amount if money in that wrench

  • @sonicrushXII
    @sonicrushXII Год назад

    He knows, he really is smarter than he looks

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 Год назад

    Reilly is giving Love Quinn, well, always. she looks like Victoria Pedretti.

  • @alextemplemusic
    @alextemplemusic Год назад

    Amir of all people should understand traveling abroad for a staycation

  • @Th3Marchioness
    @Th3Marchioness Год назад

    I guess... people in non-prescription glasses shouldn't throw stones

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Год назад

    I can’t believe Geoffrey frickin James is leaving RR

  • @Boopbeeboopdeboop
    @Boopbeeboopdeboop Год назад

    God I love a good kale caesar

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots Год назад +7

    "Sketch"?

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Год назад

    Amir doesn’t need the glasses 👓

  • @michaeltsouris8190
    @michaeltsouris8190 Год назад

    Oh I'm sorry, is Geoffrey's hair the star of the fucking show?! Yes it fucking is!!!!

  • @tylermyers8735
    @tylermyers8735 Год назад

    A+

  • @todancewithpants
    @todancewithpants Год назад

    The question stands, Amir. DO you need the glasses?

  • @hacker6284
    @hacker6284 Год назад

    Why do they think he’s dead? Is this canonically post reilly’s nickname?

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine Год назад

    Jesus Christ!! Oh never mind, that’s Geoffrey.

  • @kek22219
    @kek22219 Год назад

    So meta and 4th wall breaking.

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 Год назад

    Fun fact Amir doesn’t need those glasses.

  • @mandreadfg
    @mandreadfg Год назад

    It's vertical integration, look it up

  • @C4rps
    @C4rps Год назад

    Outtakes: Volume IV?

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 Год назад +2

    They jumped the carp, they had a perfect game going with just JAKE and Amir. Now they force these these these diva queens into the videos. It’s DIFFERENT, which means it SUCKS, which means I’m PISSED. The big 3

  • @ace-xy8ub
    @ace-xy8ub Год назад

    Heard

  • @esdigital5259
    @esdigital5259 Год назад

    Where's Jake?

  • @hobes9799
    @hobes9799 Год назад

    Does Amir need glasses actually

  • @PolskiProdigy
    @PolskiProdigy Год назад

    Amir has gray hair already?

  • @imakemusicplaylists9399
    @imakemusicplaylists9399 Год назад

    Hi

  • @MisterPuggles
    @MisterPuggles Год назад

    Did Jake have to beg beg beg to mommy to make her own podcast?

  • @DarkOkamiAlpha
    @DarkOkamiAlpha Год назад +1

    LETS GOOO

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Год назад +1

    finaly its heels.
    .

  • @budapestreet
    @budapestreet Год назад

    Amber

  • @richaw1652
    @richaw1652 Год назад

    ✨wOOooww✨

  • @VoteWillows
    @VoteWillows Год назад

    .......................................................................................................no

  • @HashRecord
    @HashRecord Год назад +1

    im so fucking mad i just found out about headgum.... ADVERTISE BETTER

  • @adamrodger5351
    @adamrodger5351 Год назад

    Geoff... you gotta get a haircut my dude.

  • @NaviSquatz
    @NaviSquatz Год назад

    I hate the name of this show, these would be easier to share without the name. It’s really funny and it could be popular. Am I out of line?

  • @ahmedmahmood9067
    @ahmedmahmood9067 Год назад +1

    You’d think with all the extra time they take to make these now they might consider making them funny once in a while. Exsqueeze

    • @gasgano8255
      @gasgano8255 Год назад

      Did you intend to write this under the previous video?

  • @willyyy6982
    @willyyy6982 Год назад

    I’m sorry, I just really don’t like Reilly

    • @gasgano8255
      @gasgano8255 Год назад +2

      That sounds like a serious condition, I'd get that checked