Body Positivity Makes No Sense - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2022
- Another incredible set of alpha comedy from me, Geoffrey Asmus, at the world famous Comedy Cellar.
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“I did an incredible job. Good night.” Has to be the best closing line ever.
Goodnight everyone. I’m Kevin Hart
@@ross.neuberth He does kinda sound like Chief Queef
I mean, he repeatedly kept saying he was incredible... and he was right!
Only cause he was telling the truth!
the self affirming pats on the back got annoying. The opposite of self degrading comedy... they're both annoying because they're both untrue... you're doing a thing about the thing you're doing... just keep telling the jokes. You're the only one who's counting.
“If you’re mad at that joke tell me who she plays for?” That is gold😂😂
"Check and Mate Libtard"
The best!
@@CD-kh2pw Laughed out loud by myself to a comedian I've never heard of before. The joke had it all man haha
Phoenix Mercury!
@@danieldaniels7571 👍🏻wait, did you know that or Google it? my first thought was USA. I only know she won gold at the Olympics. 🤷🏼♀️ Have a good'n y'all 💜
@@danieldaniels7571 named after the toxic liquid metal? Those feminists really need to work on their sports team names.
The fact my wife didn't laugh once shows how hilarious this was lmaoo 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Little upset that the RUclips algorithm took this long to show me this man... We need more comedians like this please
Thank you! Come out to a showwww
It's because YouRube tends to frown upon truthfulness every so often.
I'm honestly glad and somewhat surprised this guy hasn't been canceled by the left OR shot by the right yet.
We needs this shit now more than ever!
Bro I found it just now from someone reacting to it too.
@@LiterallyCensoredDailytruthfulness? Its not like hes a sage or something, you actually thought he was being insightful?
A REAL comedian
His self affirming running dialogue between jokes is killing it. Def following
😂😂😂 yes, it’s awesome and anyone who disagrees … just too stupid to grasp comedy gold (obvs) 🤓🤭
Monologue, I think.
“I did an incredible job” 😂
That was actually the only part I didn’t really like, felt a little overdone after a while lol.
@@olive8604 If you hear it too many times yea it starts to feel that way, that's fair.
Haven't heard consistent laughter like this in a while not even from the veterans. You killed it.
A lot of them sounded like they were groaning louder than laughing, which was a bit annoying bc he landed the hell out of those jokes! So funny!
That old man coming with the "suck, slurp, or swallow" heat off the dome was amazing
Offensive, self boasting, deadpan texture, with a sweet & sour insulting yet self-deprecating flavor, garnished with an easily missed well-thought-out absolute brilliance. Compliments to the chef. If you're not already there you're going places, you have my subscription and share.
Gay ass comment
Literally the BEST ive ever watched
you write like a white person lol
F150
Bro.. that review ... 🔥
Please don't ever stop what you're doing dude. It's ok to be offended, because life is offensive. Hilarious set, loved it.
I swear I wont give in to the woke mob. Sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@@GeoffreyAsmus you are a true king to those of us in the middle.
***the more you know
@@brandonandalexander idk if there's a middle, people understand comedy or they don't.
HERE HERE
every offensive joke he makes is clearly taking shots at the people and institutions that genuinely believe those offensive things OR he's subverting the audiences expectations with self effacement. this dude is crushing it
Thank you for getting it
Refreshing honestly lol
Oh, is THAT what he's doing Captain Asperger's? :)
@@the_naP well there’s right winger losers in the comments loving him for being « offensive »
@@mattbattaglia4694 Found another one with Asperger's.
Absolutely hilarious! Bravo!
When one of my favourite youtubers is here
I genuinely woke up my entire family laughing watching this. you are so unbelievably funny dude
hell yea. Come to a show!
@@tommyg2147 damn.
10/10 comedy. No filter. Love it!!
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@@GeoffreyAsmus dude, this shit is hilarous. come to tulsa!!!
No filter, no lies
3/5 wouldn't change a thing
Filters belong on cigarettes, which ironically enough, may also be considered "offensive" by some idiots.
*lights an entire pack of Camel 99s
Respect. Dude leans into a set most couldn't do, legit good.
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@@GeoffreyAsmus come to europe ya prick
@@FatAlan_ fine i will
@@GeoffreyAsmus come to Cyprus (next level Europe) you'll make no money but I'll buy all the tickets
@@FatAlan_ honestly. been a dream to go to Cyprus
"If you're mad at that joke, then tell me who she plays for"
Bahahaha fact! Nobody knows!
@4:57, bloody hell he is relentless - I saw this comment and thought "oh that's an 11 minute joke....WRONG" 😂🤯😂
This was the most refreshing set of dark delicious courageous comedy of the old days! Thank you sir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
You ripped that crowd a new asshole and left them pleasantly disturbed! Hahahaha hilarious set, man!
Hell yea. Thanks man! Come to a show!
That was the worst way to say what we’re all thinking 😂😂😂
And it has a five inch birthmark right next to it.
@@iamamodel7 😅😅😅
The best comedy ever this dude just crushed crushed crushed it. I will be following Cletus the fetus from now on I hope there's going to be a show near Boston sometime soon ✌️😂🤟
Most wholesome dirty comedy I’ve heard in a long time.
hahaha i like this description a lot
Perfetto🤌👌
That was painful. I’ve never laughed for 16 min. with no breaks. 😂😂
The jokes are great on their own but, the self affirmation and self deprecation, is such a combo.
hell yea. come to a showww
@@GeoffreyAsmus any tours planned for Australia 🦘??
This was the most consistently funny set I've seen since 2020. Laughed hysterically the whole time😂 Just a phenomenal job
that granpa's answer had me clapping to myself alone in my room lmaooooo
sooooooo wild
the comedian was not ready for that dirty talk lol, it was shocking!!
SAME
We need more comedians like this. Stunning and brave. 🤣
This kind of comedy makes me think that we are going to be alright😂
Amen, brother!!!
The comedy rebound after all the woke politically correct bitches tried ruining it has been amazing. It’s truly the golden age of comedy. Cant wait til Rogan’s club opens in Austin
Fuck Obama, this guy is the REAL "hope".
Bro fucking killed on every. Single. Joke.
Holy shit dude, genuinely one of the best sets I’ve ever watched, was crying laughing the whole way through
Helllll yea. Thank you man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I perform near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Incredible set. I love the rapid punchlines, the "offensive humor", and the 'that was a great joke' lines. Man, you are phenominal.
Thank you! Come out to a show
He totally got me off guard with the "oh my God it's just an abortion joke grow up, they can't."
I love NY crowd. they're the perfect combination of shocked and encouraging at the same time. like their inner daily issues finally has an outlet to come out.
absolutely. best place to do comedy. a good mix of everyone
tampa has the same mix imo
Holy shit man the killer jokes just kept going nonstop
Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww
Hilarious!! And the coolest old man in the audience "suck,slurp, or swallow" 😂
This guy: "Let me just throw out every offensive thing I can think of."
The crowd: It's super effective! 😆
This is the strongest and tightest 16 minutes I've heard in a minute. This is legit impressive dude my hats off to you
You heard 16 minutes in a minute? That is legit impressive dude, my hat's off to you.
@@sebfox2194its an expression, “i havent seen you in a minute”, just means a while
What type of hat were you wearing before you did that though. I mean the one that you were wearing before you took it off though.
It's always a good sign when most of the laughter from the set is uncomfortable and nervous laughter
hahahaha 😅😅
@@GeoffreyAsmus "The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal
Some of it has to be canned. So many unnecessary "OOOOooohhhhhssss"
@@k1xnt I don’t have the budget or time to add canned noises
@@GeoffreyAsmus then congratulations on finding the soyest room in America
very self deprecating and not scared to go after everyone, and he’s unpredictable with his comedy. very fresh, love this guy.
“Take the whole league buddy”
😂😂😂
This guy is gonna explode, original and nonstop hilarious
Thank you! Hope you're right. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@@GeoffreyAsmus done! Thanks again for laughs!!!
@@GeoffreyAsmus mailing list? what the hell year is it?
@bevrosity unfortunately many comics are doing it again. Technology goes in circles
@@GeoffreyAsmus i live near chicago. looks like you're coming there soon!
This is going into my standup collection. definitely gonna rewatch at some point
Hell yea. Thank you!
"Let's end on a banger but I've already given you your money's worth" lolllll
First time seeing him, world class!
Content, timing, transitions... If he keeps it up he'd be one of the greats for sure. Enjoyed every bit!
Please don't gas me up so much. I'll try not to let you down. Also sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Better self assured posture that translates in an auditorium and he’d kill it.
Holy fuck this is one of the best sets I’ve ever heard. I was supposed to be asleep 30 mins ago but I can’t stop laughing
helllll yea. come to a show!
One of the best I've heard in a while. He has that Dave Atell rapid fire killer joke delivery. Very good set.
This guy is offensive as hell. I love it
Haha hell yes
Right?! You don’t want to laugh but he’s hilarious!..
@@SarahWells777 You don’t? … Who wouldn’t? Fuck the snowflakes, cuz you’re 100% right: he’s hilarious! People were howling with laughter for a reason. … alpha bud spittin fax up there 😂
Being offensive for the sake of it isn’t a good thing lol
@@Rectiifyy baby
He's an instant automatic favorite for me it can only get better from here
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Bravo.
I love how he immediately congratulates HIMSELF for making a joke. 😆 🤣
If I’m not laughing why should they 😅
It's a little weird to say, but it's refreshing to see someone do offensive comedy again without worrying about people getting mad. Regardless of what you think of his humor, it's so important for comedians to be able to be completely uncensored. Keep doing your thing, man. You have some great material here.
I’d watch a full special by this guy
got one coming out in a month!
@4:09... You warned us with "let's try this"... Dtill fugging got me 😂🤯😂
The old man with the sex talk didn't hesitate to give an example because he was embarrassed, but because he wanted to protect us. A true gentleman.
This was so "ignantly" hilarious 🤣. I love how he kept pumping himself up like, "man you guys are getting some great comedy. "
The “shout out that sexy little someone” bit with the acknowledging point and nod to the guy in the crowd.
“It skips a generation” 😂😂😂😂
THIS GUY IS THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This guy is hilarious man every single joke BANGS. Laughed through the entire set. Can't wait to see more!
Hell yea man. Come to a show! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
he wasn't lying - finally an alpha comedian - true rarity nowadays
Oh my God I have never seen a skit by this guy before but he is pure genius. The comedy writing was fantastic! I could not stop laughing and the wit and the tie-ins were fantastic! I really hope he does a show in Vegas so I can come see him live
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agreed. as someone who doesnt associate with either major political party in the US, his take on politics is very refreshing. it gets annoying seeing people only complain about the right or the left when theyre both major hypocrites
Saw you open for Mark Normand and you killed it. Became an instant fan
Hell yea dude. in KC or Detroit?
@@GeoffreyAsmus Detroit (Royal Oak)
@@mattmcmadden1933 awesome. those shows were so fun. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm coming back to Detroit! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@@GeoffreyAsmus done!
Oh shit, this guy and Mark Normand must've been an incredible show
Yeah, you need your own Netflix special. You manage to be hilarious while taking jabs at everyone. The world needs this kind of comedy!
Best 15 I’ve seen in awhile- A+😂
What a brilliant set! His pacing, his smugness, the sheer hubris… everything well put together! Great!!
This guy teeters the line of inappropriate and offensive just enough to make you uncomfortable but laugh your ass off in a way you haven't in a long time.
A new hero has emerged.
"AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!!!" holy shit, I choked on my lunch 😂☠️
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“I did a great job. Byeeeee” 😂
“You can’t be an altar boy anymore” 😭😭😭
"LEXI!" left me dying hahaha, this whole set was the hardest I have laughed in a very long time
It’s not offensive - it’s brash and blunt and most importantly comedy! Love this set
“It’s an incredible joke if you like good comedy” loooool
“Cletus the Fetus” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow this set slayed! The callback to catholicism in your bathroom joke was unexpected and hilarious. I'm definitely subscribing and can't wait to see more Alpha male level comedy!
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@@GeoffreyAsmus wth is an "International Postal Code"? If you don't need it in your email form you should nix it
@@mattbrooks8406 it’s for these damn Canadians
@Geoffrey Asmus consider changing it to "Canadian postal code (optional)".
Btw, really great set. Although you stole one of those jokes from my notes app.
"I did an incredible job have a goodnight". DECEASED
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Omg this was all too much and pure perfection. One hit after the other. Hard to do insult comedy and switch between self deprication and complete narcissism. Brilliantly done! Loved it
Saw this guy a year or so ago, he’s become an exponentially funnier man in such a short time. Love it. Very talented.
Your rampant confidence is hilarious. 😂
dont tell anyone but its all fake
"ITS JUST DEAD LIBERALS" Holy Shit, best joke of 2022. Cant wait to see more from this guy
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"Three pump dump" oh god😂😂
Geez..! I feel like I just stumbled upon a gold mine!! Alpha comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was incredible!
OMG!!! I love how dude didn't give a single f*(k the whole set!!! Offensive as hell, but absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
Haha thank you! Love to hear that
"Why am I soft *mike slap* right now." 😂😭
LOL "And if your mad at the joke, tell me who she plays for"
My guy is out here teaching people how to have a sense of humor. Frickin hilarious man really well done, but you already know that.
Geoffrey, my dude, you are on your way to being one of the greatest comedians ever if you keep this quality of comedy up. sincerely congrats and keep shaking shit up! salute from Atlanta homie.
You know a comedian is funny when the audience groans at how offensive it is, loved it
Alter boy joke killed me 😂
I’ve sent this to about 10 people, 5 star reviews all around. Great shit
lets gooooo. thank you! come to a show
Probably the greatest set ever recorded by the most bestest comedian ever
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Unique style and vibe. Love it
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And the Wisconsin Basketball sweater is funny as shit 🤣 😂 😭
"It's an incredible joke if you like good comedy." HAHA
I’m genuinely impressed. Super dense set!
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@@GeoffreyAsmus already did!
This dude is just amazing like you can see his skill within his hilarity! 10/10 can’t wait to see more of this guy!
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"They call me Cletus the fetus"
🤣🤣🤣
Hard-hitting & swift jokes without becoming monotonous in tonality.
Excellent set.
This is one of the funniest sets I've ever seen. I was hollerin from beginning to end.
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This guy is the real deal…funny af. He’s going places.
Aggressive, abrasive, self deprecating, and FUNNY AS HELL! That was an amazing set!
And also self-congratulatory. He got it all!
You are one of the few comedians that can actually make me laugh through screen, keep it up!
That's why the football team called me Cleetus the Fetus, I'm slippery
This was complete chaos lmaooo
Haha this is a good compliment
This was gold. Unfiltered like it use to be. Got a new fan hahahhahahah
This was so good. I love the constant confidence for some reason - cracked me up. "That was a great joke. I know."
“Alpha comedy, little different” 😭😭😭
My God, this man is bringing back offensive comedy!
Thank you so much for the laughter 💙