Body Positivity Makes No Sense - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @GeoffreyAsmus
    @GeoffreyAsmus  27 дней назад +3

    HEY KIDS. SUB FOR WEEKLY VIDEOS AND COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/
    Louisville 12/5
    Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7
    San Diego 12/13 - 12/15
    NYC 12/18
    Omaha 12/20 - 12/21
    Minneapolis 12/29 - 12/31
    Irvine CA 1/3
    Los Angeles 1/4
    Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11
    Gainesville 1/23
    Tampa 1/24 - 1/25
    Orlando 1/26
    Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1
    Buffalo 2/2
    Columbus OH 2/6
    Cincinnati 2/7
    DC 2/13 - 2/15
    Virginia Beach 2/19
    Raleigh 2/20-2/22
    Richmond 2/23
    Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @taj6519
    @taj6519 2 года назад +1862

    “If you’re mad at that joke tell me who she plays for?” That is gold😂😂

    • @CD-kh2pw
      @CD-kh2pw 2 года назад +1

      "Check and Mate Libtard"
      The best!

    • @taj6519
      @taj6519 2 года назад +41

      @@CD-kh2pw Laughed out loud by myself to a comedian I've never heard of before. The joke had it all man haha

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 2 года назад +15

      Phoenix Mercury!

    • @goodscharlotte
      @goodscharlotte 2 года назад +14

      @@danieldaniels7571 👍🏻wait, did you know that or Google it? my first thought was USA. I only know she won gold at the Olympics. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Have a good'n y'all 💜

    • @Ka_Gg
      @Ka_Gg Год назад +23

      @@danieldaniels7571 named after the toxic liquid metal? Those feminists really need to work on their sports team names.

  • @ThePaulRobertDavis
    @ThePaulRobertDavis Год назад +1802

    “I did an incredible job. Good night.” Has to be the best closing line ever.

    • @ross.neuberth
      @ross.neuberth Год назад +35

      Goodnight everyone. I’m Kevin Hart

    • @EckoUntitl
      @EckoUntitl Год назад +6

      @@ross.neuberth He does kinda sound like Chief Queef

    • @Claego
      @Claego Год назад +10

      I mean, he repeatedly kept saying he was incredible... and he was right!

    • @UrNotPanda
      @UrNotPanda Год назад +4

      Only cause he was telling the truth!

    • @urwholefamilydied
      @urwholefamilydied Год назад

      the self affirming pats on the back got annoying. The opposite of self degrading comedy... they're both annoying because they're both untrue... you're doing a thing about the thing you're doing... just keep telling the jokes. You're the only one who's counting.

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones 2 года назад +2152

    His self affirming running dialogue between jokes is killing it. Def following

    • @freespirit5719
      @freespirit5719 2 года назад

      😂😂😂 yes, it’s awesome and anyone who disagrees … just too stupid to grasp comedy gold (obvs) 🤓🤭

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... 2 года назад +18

      Monologue, I think.

    • @Firenmage433
      @Firenmage433 2 года назад +57

      “I did an incredible job” 😂

    • @olive8604
      @olive8604 2 года назад +14

      That was actually the only part I didn’t really like, felt a little overdone after a while lol.

    • @Allenmarshall
      @Allenmarshall 2 года назад +14

      ​@@olive8604 If you hear it too many times yea it starts to feel that way, that's fair.

  • @montanac223344
    @montanac223344 Год назад +278

    That old man coming with the "suck, slurp, or swallow" heat off the dome was amazing

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 Месяц назад

      Mans trying to get some heated dome

    • @vorpalblades
      @vorpalblades 20 дней назад +2

      Grandpa takes it to the hoop.

  • @declined7
    @declined7 Год назад +375

    Haven't heard consistent laughter like this in a while not even from the veterans. You killed it.

    • @LifeOfKells
      @LifeOfKells Год назад +2

      A lot of them sounded like they were groaning louder than laughing, which was a bit annoying bc he landed the hell out of those jokes! So funny!

    • @ridge1970
      @ridge1970 26 дней назад

      sounds fake to me . do they ever show the audience?

  • @russellstewart8154
    @russellstewart8154 2 года назад +942

    Little upset that the RUclips algorithm took this long to show me this man... We need more comedians like this please

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +51

      Thank you! Come out to a showwww

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily Год назад +9

      It's because YouRube tends to frown upon truthfulness every so often.
      I'm honestly glad and somewhat surprised this guy hasn't been canceled by the left OR shot by the right yet.
      We needs this shit now more than ever!

    • @skooskipotato3750
      @skooskipotato3750 Год назад +1

      Bro I found it just now from someone reacting to it too.

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Год назад +3

      ​@@LiterallyCensoredDailytruthfulness? Its not like hes a sage or something, you actually thought he was being insightful?

    • @islandmaaan1115
      @islandmaaan1115 Год назад +3

      A REAL comedian

  • @charlesford157
    @charlesford157 2 года назад +1814

    Please don't ever stop what you're doing dude. It's ok to be offended, because life is offensive. Hilarious set, loved it.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +170

      I swear I wont give in to the woke mob. Sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @brandonandalexander
      @brandonandalexander 2 года назад +37

      @@GeoffreyAsmus you are a true king to those of us in the middle.

    • @energeez
      @energeez 2 года назад +3

      ***the more you know

    • @soicybunny
      @soicybunny 2 года назад +24

      @@brandonandalexander idk if there's a middle, people understand comedy or they don't.

    • @ParallelRentals1987
      @ParallelRentals1987 2 года назад +2

      HERE HERE

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark 2 года назад +803

    every offensive joke he makes is clearly taking shots at the people and institutions that genuinely believe those offensive things OR he's subverting the audiences expectations with self effacement. this dude is crushing it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +196

      Thank you for getting it

    • @iiiSK8orDI3iii
      @iiiSK8orDI3iii 2 года назад +15

      Refreshing honestly lol

    • @the_naP
      @the_naP Год назад +6

      Oh, is THAT what he's doing Captain Asperger's? :)

    • @mattbattaglia4694
      @mattbattaglia4694 Год назад +1

      @@the_naP well there’s right winger losers in the comments loving him for being « offensive »

    • @the_naP
      @the_naP Год назад +2

      @@mattbattaglia4694 Found another one with Asperger's.

  • @dennisprivett5707
    @dennisprivett5707 Год назад +380

    Offensive, self boasting, deadpan texture, with a sweet & sour insulting yet self-deprecating flavor, garnished with an easily missed well-thought-out absolute brilliance. Compliments to the chef. If you're not already there you're going places, you have my subscription and share.

  • @Petrenko2012
    @Petrenko2012 Год назад +10

    Hilarious!! And the coolest old man in the audience "suck,slurp, or swallow" 😂

  • @allencheshire9316
    @allencheshire9316 2 года назад +641

    Respect. Dude leans into a set most couldn't do, legit good.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +23

      Hell yea thanks man - sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @FatAlan_
      @FatAlan_ Год назад +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus come to europe ya prick

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  Год назад +7

      @@FatAlan_ fine i will

    • @FatAlan_
      @FatAlan_ Год назад +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus come to Cyprus (next level Europe) you'll make no money but I'll buy all the tickets

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  Год назад +6

      @@FatAlan_ honestly. been a dream to go to Cyprus

  • @terrybingwa6506
    @terrybingwa6506 2 года назад +757

    10/10 comedy. No filter. Love it!!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +15

      Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww - sign up for my dumb mailing list here - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @TheDrGoggles
      @TheDrGoggles 2 года назад +5

      @@GeoffreyAsmus dude, this shit is hilarous. come to tulsa!!!

    • @aquireeverything9382
      @aquireeverything9382 2 года назад +1

      No filter, no lies

    • @keymianeal6117
      @keymianeal6117 Год назад

      3/5 wouldn't change a thing

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily Год назад

      Filters belong on cigarettes, which ironically enough, may also be considered "offensive" by some idiots.
      *lights an entire pack of Camel 99s

  • @schredda
    @schredda 2 года назад +245

    Bro fucking killed on every. Single. Joke.
    Holy shit dude, genuinely one of the best sets I’ve ever watched, was crying laughing the whole way through

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +17

      Helllll yea. Thank you man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I perform near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @ZachBarger
    @ZachBarger Месяц назад +13

    Just discovered you recently. Finally, a Liberal comic who understands that comedy is comedy, and doesn't try to tiptoe around peoples' sensibilities the entire set. Absolutely love it!

  • @ANTHONYTERRELL
    @ANTHONYTERRELL Год назад +61

    This was the most refreshing set of dark delicious courageous comedy of the old days! Thank you sir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @MagneticMTB
    @MagneticMTB 2 года назад +334

    Most wholesome dirty comedy I’ve heard in a long time.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +30

      hahaha i like this description a lot

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 2 года назад +3

      Perfetto🤌👌

  • @gavinbenes9172
    @gavinbenes9172 2 года назад +174

    that granpa's answer had me clapping to myself alone in my room lmaooooo

  • @iatenailsforbreakfast8209
    @iatenailsforbreakfast8209 Год назад +295

    I genuinely woke up my entire family laughing watching this. you are so unbelievably funny dude

  • @AfterSkool
    @AfterSkool Год назад +277

    Absolutely hilarious! Bravo!

  • @Igloo5555
    @Igloo5555 2 года назад +509

    You ripped that crowd a new asshole and left them pleasantly disturbed! Hahahaha hilarious set, man!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +29

      Hell yea. Thanks man! Come to a show!

    • @noahquiles5791
      @noahquiles5791 2 года назад +8

      That was the worst way to say what we’re all thinking 😂😂😂

    • @iamamodel7
      @iamamodel7 2 года назад +11

      And it has a five inch birthmark right next to it.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +4

      @@iamamodel7 😅😅😅

    • @jezzieb4995
      @jezzieb4995 2 года назад +1

      The best comedy ever this dude just crushed crushed crushed it. I will be following Cletus the fetus from now on I hope there's going to be a show near Boston sometime soon ✌️😂🤟

  • @taj6519
    @taj6519 2 года назад +288

    This kind of comedy makes me think that we are going to be alright😂

    • @alannothnagle
      @alannothnagle Год назад +4

      Amen, brother!!!

    • @invntiv
      @invntiv Год назад

      The comedy rebound after all the woke politically correct bitches tried ruining it has been amazing. It’s truly the golden age of comedy. Cant wait til Rogan’s club opens in Austin

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily Год назад

      Fuck Obama, this guy is the REAL "hope".

    • @brandonmesey5096
      @brandonmesey5096 Месяц назад +1

      I with you

    • @Stanley_Streamer
      @Stanley_Streamer Месяц назад +1

      Another humor therapist savior from mankind's nearly fatal descent into another dark age of cancel culture. The Karen's have retreated for now, licking their open sores like the psycho ninja kitties they are, rest not and be assured they'll be back for more of the red blood, the blood that can only bleed from the REAL.
      Stay Real,
      Stay Vigilant,
      Stay Funny AF!

  • @Ka_Gg
    @Ka_Gg Год назад +65

    "If you're mad at that joke, then tell me who she plays for"
    Bahahaha fact! Nobody knows!

    • @PT_911
      @PT_911 8 месяцев назад

      @4:57, bloody hell he is relentless - I saw this comment and thought "oh that's an 11 minute joke....WRONG" 😂🤯😂

    • @Stanley_Streamer
      @Stanley_Streamer Месяц назад +1

      He doesn't just offend,... he offends followed by facts and logical reasoning to heal the hurt that should have never existed in the first place!
      A true humanitarian humor the.rapist. if that's not funny, here's why it actually is..
      😱😂😭☠️

  • @ThatGuillermo
    @ThatGuillermo Месяц назад +6

    "tell me who she plays for" is stellar

  • @alexwillis7980
    @alexwillis7980 Год назад +129

    This was the most consistently funny set I've seen since 2020. Laughed hysterically the whole time😂 Just a phenomenal job

  • @breadwatcher3908
    @breadwatcher3908 2 года назад +144

    Holy shit man the killer jokes just kept going nonstop

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +3

      Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww

  • @johnnyvalentino8720
    @johnnyvalentino8720 Год назад +13

    “You can’t be an altar boy anymore” 😭😭😭

  • @zachcochran5738
    @zachcochran5738 2 года назад +255

    This guy is gonna explode, original and nonstop hilarious

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +16

      Thank you! Hope you're right. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @zachcochran5738
      @zachcochran5738 2 года назад +2

      @@GeoffreyAsmus done! Thanks again for laughs!!!

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 2 года назад +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus mailing list? what the hell year is it?

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +5

      @bevrosity unfortunately many comics are doing it again. Technology goes in circles

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 2 года назад +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus i live near chicago. looks like you're coming there soon!

  • @andrewswaray9473
    @andrewswaray9473 Год назад +7

    I thought comedians were scared to do comedy like this. So fucking funny lol

  • @justthepip
    @justthepip Год назад +6

    "Let's end on a banger but I've already given you your money's worth" lolllll

  • @apidas
    @apidas 2 года назад +169

    I love NY crowd. they're the perfect combination of shocked and encouraging at the same time. like their inner daily issues finally has an outlet to come out.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +25

      absolutely. best place to do comedy. a good mix of everyone

    • @G8tr1522
      @G8tr1522 Год назад +2

      tampa has the same mix imo

  • @tuxsito5704
    @tuxsito5704 2 года назад +159

    This is the strongest and tightest 16 minutes I've heard in a minute. This is legit impressive dude my hats off to you

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 Год назад +18

      You heard 16 minutes in a minute? That is legit impressive dude, my hat's off to you.

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 Год назад +2

      @@sebfox2194its an expression, “i havent seen you in a minute”, just means a while

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 Год назад +3

      What type of hat were you wearing before you did that though. I mean the one that you were wearing before you took it off though.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 2 года назад +11

    “Take the whole league buddy”
    😂😂😂

  • @nilloc28
    @nilloc28 Год назад +65

    That was painful. I’ve never laughed for 16 min. with no breaks. 😂😂
    The jokes are great on their own but, the self affirmation and self deprecation, is such a combo.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  Год назад +8

      hell yea. come to a showww

    • @PT_911
      @PT_911 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@GeoffreyAsmus any tours planned for Australia 🦘??

  • @Michael-wn3rh
    @Michael-wn3rh Год назад +6

    This was so good. I love the constant confidence for some reason - cracked me up. "That was a great joke. I know."

  • @xxshaggydogxx
    @xxshaggydogxx 2 года назад +184

    This is going into my standup collection. definitely gonna rewatch at some point

  • @dudefire
    @dudefire 2 года назад +130

    This guy is hilarious man every single joke BANGS. Laughed through the entire set. Can't wait to see more!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +1

      Hell yea man. Come to a show! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @ragnaroksangel
    @ragnaroksangel 2 года назад +2751

    This guy is offensive as hell. I love it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +147

      Haha hell yes

    • @SarahWells777
      @SarahWells777 2 года назад +34

      Right?! You don’t want to laugh but he’s hilarious!..

    • @jsndude
      @jsndude 2 года назад +58

      @@SarahWells777 You don’t? … Who wouldn’t? Fuck the snowflakes, cuz you’re 100% right: he’s hilarious! People were howling with laughter for a reason. … alpha bud spittin fax up there 😂

    • @Rectiifyy
      @Rectiifyy 2 года назад +18

      Being offensive for the sake of it isn’t a good thing lol

    • @XxgoodbudsxX
      @XxgoodbudsxX 2 года назад +30

      @@Rectiifyy baby

  • @reginaldklewis
    @reginaldklewis 2 года назад +103

    He's an instant automatic favorite for me it can only get better from here

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +4

      hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @user-cd6vy2jg6f
    @user-cd6vy2jg6f 27 дней назад +3

    The misdirection for the punchline of the bit at 9:02 was legendary holy shit

  • @mrjogryne
    @mrjogryne Год назад +290

    The fact my wife didn't laugh once shows how hilarious this was lmaoo 😂😂

    • @TechReviewTom
      @TechReviewTom 9 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 5 месяцев назад +5

      bro what 💀💀

    • @labiapharts
      @labiapharts 3 месяца назад +12

      Probably because we watched this at my place before she came home, she already knew 😂

    • @DRACO1ONER
      @DRACO1ONER 2 месяца назад +1

      sounds like horrible place to be at lmao praying 4 u

    • @silvergirl7810
      @silvergirl7810 2 месяца назад +1

      I was laughing my laugh off so where does that put me? Hmmm 🤔

  • @Strahbaerie
    @Strahbaerie 2 года назад +69

    Bravo.
    I love how he immediately congratulates HIMSELF for making a joke. 😆 🤣

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +15

      If I’m not laughing why should they 😅

  • @retrovelcro
    @retrovelcro 2 года назад +239

    It's always a good sign when most of the laughter from the set is uncomfortable and nervous laughter

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +8

      hahahaha 😅😅

    • @theviking8513
      @theviking8513 Год назад +12

      @@GeoffreyAsmus "The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal

    • @k1xnt
      @k1xnt Год назад

      Some of it has to be canned. So many unnecessary "OOOOooohhhhhssss"

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  Год назад +6

      @@k1xnt I don’t have the budget or time to add canned noises

    • @k1xnt
      @k1xnt Год назад

      @@GeoffreyAsmus then congratulations on finding the soyest room in America

  • @samuelosborn294
    @samuelosborn294 Год назад +37

    He totally got me off guard with the "oh my God it's just an abortion joke grow up, they can't."

  • @dkwanarts669
    @dkwanarts669 Год назад +7

    If Southpark was a comedian- it’s this guy

  • @slavkodesik855
    @slavkodesik855 2 года назад +241

    First time seeing him, world class!
    Content, timing, transitions... If he keeps it up he'd be one of the greats for sure. Enjoyed every bit!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +22

      Please don't gas me up so much. I'll try not to let you down. Also sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @Firenmage433
      @Firenmage433 2 года назад +2

      Better self assured posture that translates in an auditorium and he’d kill it.

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane 2 года назад +30

    The old man with the sex talk didn't hesitate to give an example because he was embarrassed, but because he wanted to protect us. A true gentleman.

  • @kellikakes81
    @kellikakes81 2 года назад +83

    This was so "ignantly" hilarious 🤣. I love how he kept pumping himself up like, "man you guys are getting some great comedy. "

  • @theharmburger3167
    @theharmburger3167 Месяц назад +19

    This comedian sounds like he spends all day on Reddit and 4Chan simultaneously

  • @jeremybertram5575
    @jeremybertram5575 Год назад +79

    We need more comedians like this. Stunning and brave. 🤣

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 2 года назад +9

    “It skips a generation” 😂😂😂😂

  • @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
    @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 2 года назад +10

    "AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!!!" holy shit, I choked on my lunch 😂☠️

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @rallycastro6617
    @rallycastro6617 2 года назад +39

    THIS GUY IS THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +2

      hahaha come out to a show! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @greenleaftreefrog
    @greenleaftreefrog Месяц назад +4

    Holy crap. That was freaking amazing. I could watch an hour of that anytime.❤

  • @pudimdecana51
    @pudimdecana51 Год назад +7

    What a brilliant set! His pacing, his smugness, the sheer hubris… everything well put together! Great!!

  • @mattmcmadden1933
    @mattmcmadden1933 2 года назад +61

    Saw you open for Mark Normand and you killed it. Became an instant fan

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +8

      Hell yea dude. in KC or Detroit?

    • @mattmcmadden1933
      @mattmcmadden1933 2 года назад +4

      @@GeoffreyAsmus Detroit (Royal Oak)

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +6

      @@mattmcmadden1933 awesome. those shows were so fun. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm coming back to Detroit! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @mattmcmadden1933
      @mattmcmadden1933 2 года назад +2

      @@GeoffreyAsmus done!

    • @MrColdwilliam
      @MrColdwilliam Год назад +4

      Oh shit, this guy and Mark Normand must've been an incredible show

  • @SurfTheSkyline
    @SurfTheSkyline 2 года назад +20

    "LEXI!" left me dying hahaha, this whole set was the hardest I have laughed in a very long time

  • @rynothealbinoryno
    @rynothealbinoryno 2 года назад +36

    very self deprecating and not scared to go after everyone, and he’s unpredictable with his comedy. very fresh, love this guy.

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 Год назад +30

    One of the best I've heard in a while. He has that Dave Atell rapid fire killer joke delivery. Very good set.

  • @djdivix
    @djdivix Год назад +2

    Best 15 I’ve seen in awhile- A+😂

  • @enjoixander
    @enjoixander 2 года назад +37

    Yeah, you need your own Netflix special. You manage to be hilarious while taking jabs at everyone. The world needs this kind of comedy!

  • @rubenp307
    @rubenp307 2 года назад +9

    "ITS JUST DEAD LIBERALS" Holy Shit, best joke of 2022. Cant wait to see more from this guy

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      Hell yea! thanks man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @AKZMusic123
    @AKZMusic123 2 года назад +9

    "I did an incredible job have a goodnight". DECEASED

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      haha Hell yea man. Thanks so much! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @ToxicAvengerX
    @ToxicAvengerX Год назад +2

    LOL "And if your mad at the joke, tell me who she plays for"

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 Год назад +4

    Omg this was all too much and pure perfection. One hit after the other. Hard to do insult comedy and switch between self deprication and complete narcissism. Brilliantly done! Loved it

  • @seifer447
    @seifer447 2 года назад +87

    Incredible set. I love the rapid punchlines, the "offensive humor", and the 'that was a great joke' lines. Man, you are phenominal.

  • @LazyEinstein
    @LazyEinstein 2 года назад +14

    This guy teeters the line of inappropriate and offensive just enough to make you uncomfortable but laugh your ass off in a way you haven't in a long time.
    A new hero has emerged.

  • @christopherdavis2350
    @christopherdavis2350 2 года назад +14

    Your rampant confidence is hilarious. 😂

  • @PT_911
    @PT_911 8 месяцев назад +1

    @4:09... You warned us with "let's try this"... Dtill fugging got me 😂🤯😂

  • @KentuckyJasmonster
    @KentuckyJasmonster 2 года назад +31

    Geoffrey, my dude, you are on your way to being one of the greatest comedians ever if you keep this quality of comedy up. sincerely congrats and keep shaking shit up! salute from Atlanta homie.

  • @schmecklesonwright
    @schmecklesonwright 2 года назад +13

    I’m genuinely impressed. Super dense set!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +1

      Hell yea. Come out to a show. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @schmecklesonwright
      @schmecklesonwright 2 года назад

      @@GeoffreyAsmus already did!

  • @NEH85
    @NEH85 2 года назад +18

    My guy is out here teaching people how to have a sense of humor. Frickin hilarious man really well done, but you already know that.

  • @pingislife2653
    @pingislife2653 Год назад +1

    I had to pause during this video because I'm laughing my ass off, but I'm still at work. Fukkin subbed!

  • @JD-275
    @JD-275 Год назад +16

    I’d watch a full special by this guy

  • @snappertrx
    @snappertrx 2 года назад +14

    This guy: "Let me just throw out every offensive thing I can think of."
    The crowd: It's super effective! 😆

  • @L4rceny
    @L4rceny 2 года назад +12

    This is one of the funniest sets I've ever seen. I was hollerin from beginning to end.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +1

      Love to hear that. Thanks for watching. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @MadManBovary
    @MadManBovary 2 года назад +74

    It’s not offensive - it’s brash and blunt and most importantly comedy! Love this set

  • @BrendanTietz
    @BrendanTietz Год назад +12

    Holy fuck this is one of the best sets I’ve ever heard. I was supposed to be asleep 30 mins ago but I can’t stop laughing

  • @musanetesakupwanya1050
    @musanetesakupwanya1050 Год назад +6

    Geez..! I feel like I just stumbled upon a gold mine!! Alpha comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was incredible!

  • @crustytp2185
    @crustytp2185 2 года назад +25

    Probably the greatest set ever recorded by the most bestest comedian ever

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +1

      Haha thank you. This is true. Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @SkilledApple
    @SkilledApple 2 года назад +75

    Wow this set slayed! The callback to catholicism in your bathroom joke was unexpected and hilarious. I'm definitely subscribing and can't wait to see more Alpha male level comedy!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +3

      hell yea! thanks. Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @mattbrooks8406
      @mattbrooks8406 Год назад +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus wth is an "International Postal Code"? If you don't need it in your email form you should nix it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  Год назад

      @@mattbrooks8406 it’s for these damn Canadians

    • @mattbrooks8406
      @mattbrooks8406 Год назад

      @Geoffrey Asmus consider changing it to "Canadian postal code (optional)".
      Btw, really great set. Although you stole one of those jokes from my notes app.

  • @matthewblaszak6096
    @matthewblaszak6096 2 года назад +24

    Great set! Can't wait to see more!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      Hell yea man. Thanks for watching - sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @tiash_al_ansaree
    @tiash_al_ansaree Год назад +1

    You're definitely my most favorite comedian right now. I literally binged on all your sets when I discovered you through this clip. Keep doing what you're doing, sir.

  • @henalcos
    @henalcos Месяц назад

    Dude, this is one of the best (if not the best) standup I've ever seen, great job... I laughed the whole time

  • @Adnan.Ahmed.
    @Adnan.Ahmed. 2 года назад +30

    Props to you for not changing your style to please those who get offended too easily, pure comedy, truly awesome and enjoyed the entire thing. Great job!

  • @Rpodnee
    @Rpodnee 2 года назад +15

    That was hilarious. This dude is exactly what comedy needs right now.

  • @DeanfromBrockton
    @DeanfromBrockton 2 года назад +4

    That was one of the best sets I’ve ever seen. Ty sir!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      hell yea. Thanks man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I perform near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @shibity
    @shibity Год назад +2

    Absolutely killing it lol.

  • @bandenere7774
    @bandenere7774 Год назад +2

    "They call me Cletus the fetus"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @GeoffreyAsmus
    @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +83

    Hey guys thanks for watching my dumb comedy - if you like this please subscribe and sign up for my mailing list - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - to find out when I'm performing near you.
    Got upcoming in every god forsaken city in America. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
    Also let me know where I should tour next. Thanks again to all my fellow alphas for watching.

    • @colinclements7436
      @colinclements7436 2 года назад +1

      This set was seriously amazing dude, please keep it up and I can't wait to see you perform in person!

    • @2hard2knock
      @2hard2knock 2 года назад +2

      Amazing material!! Clever writing!! We wanna hear more from you!!! Great job!! 😂😂😂

    • @Cosmic.Origin.exe.
      @Cosmic.Origin.exe. 2 года назад +1

      Yo this was funny ah

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 2 года назад +1

      I have not laughed this much in ages, Geoffrey, and I should be offended at _all of it._ Never stop, you are one in a million.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      @@trublgrl 😅😅😅

  • @eggmanslimz
    @eggmanslimz 2 года назад +19

    This dude is just amazing like you can see his skill within his hilarity! 10/10 can’t wait to see more of this guy!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +2

      Thank you! Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @bhyphen8234
    @bhyphen8234 11 дней назад +1

    This is imo the best set since covid. Props Geoffrey

  • @rogsolaris7411
    @rogsolaris7411 Год назад +5

    This guy is off the chain, the audience is nonstop cackling, love it. Brings such joy.

  • @printscreen5076
    @printscreen5076 2 года назад +4

    Every joke killed! Love stuff like this!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      hell yea. Thank you! Come out to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @danf8986
    @danf8986 2 года назад +6

    By far one of the best set’s I’ve seen in a minute. Keep it going!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад

      Hell yea. Thanks so much. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @Leukick
    @Leukick 2 года назад +22

    Unique style and vibe. Love it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +1

      hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @choppingpenguin
    @choppingpenguin 2 года назад +146

    Aggressive, abrasive, self deprecating, and FUNNY AS HELL! That was an amazing set!

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni Год назад +1

      And also self-congratulatory. He got it all!

  • @EnriqueMaxx
    @EnriqueMaxx 22 дня назад +2

    Okay, i keep hearing that "comedy is dead now" and how "everone is to easily offend" by these multimillionaire comedians.
    This guy is proving...maybe they just aren't funny anymore. All these jokes are "offensive" af and i laughed my ass off 😂
    Bravo 👏🏾

  • @electromancer2645
    @electromancer2645 2 года назад +8

    This dude is Relentless and I love it

  • @KibaWolf04
    @KibaWolf04 2 года назад +29

    Oh my God I have never seen a skit by this guy before but he is pure genius. The comedy writing was fantastic! I could not stop laughing and the wit and the tie-ins were fantastic! I really hope he does a show in Vegas so I can come see him live

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 года назад +2

      Thank you! I hope to be in Vegas this year. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm performing there - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - Thanks!

    • @bigploppa154
      @bigploppa154 Год назад

      agreed. as someone who doesnt associate with either major political party in the US, his take on politics is very refreshing. it gets annoying seeing people only complain about the right or the left when theyre both major hypocrites