Damn this makes me happy to see Asmus has opened for Normand. I kept thinking how badly the 2 of them need to meet. Asmus should be on the level of Normand (and will soon). Hell yeah.
I have always held T-bone in high regard…then he slighted Ween. I will still continue to be a $10 hoagie. But my support for the man who crosses the “t’s” and dots the “i’s” has taken a huge hit. Ween puts on some of the greatest live shows I’ve ever seen
I got to see Asmus doing open mics at Comedy on State in Madtown when he was 1st starting out, and he was crushing it back then. Congrats man on the success!!
The priest bit got me because growing up I thought the same thing. He's up there cranking a fresh 20 out each week and by the later masses he's gotta have a heater of a set worked out.
Asmus is one of the greatest comics coming up today! Watch his special and learn of his incredible prowess on the mic. Great joke writer and phenomenal standup!! Cheers to da boys on dis one!
I don't think I've been more seen on this pod then this ep lol. I live around the woodbury area. Lots of my family went to his school even. Quiz bowl at hill is wild though. He for sure was bullied.
The dead end description reminds me so much of my dad's current house. It's a dead end road with just two houses. The road ends at his driveway, but his house is setback, so it can't be seen from the road. He asked the town to put a dead end sign on the road because people constantly turned around in the driveway trying to get to a neighborhood that was actually about a half mile away. The town took their time about it and then decided to put up a "no outlet" sign, which obviously didn't stop people from looking for a neighborhood by turning down his driveway. What's even worse is that his driveway splits, with one side going to his house and the other to a pole barn he built, so some people actually try both "roads".
13:43 I took several trips to the twin cities, back in the early 00’s, & I fucked with Rainbow, HEAVY… but in St. Louis, Rainbow is a shitty clothing store, for old ladies… but still uses the exact same font, & color, on the sign. 24:52 & I’ve been to both of those drive-ins.
Drive ins did it nice a double feature. I remember seeing Casper and Apollo 13 at the drive-in, but the first Jurassic Park in the rain as a kid it doesn't get any better than that. I cannot for the life of me remember what the matinee was though. Good times
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I am betting the lawsuits kept the neighbors from letting the Asmus kids in their pool😂
Hahahaha damn
😂 you’re 100% right
the neighbors got wise on their racket, the sister could’ve brought in half a mil
😂😂😂
Dead on!!
Soooo happy to see Geoff poppin off. I heard him open for Mark Normand a few years ago when not enough folks knew his name!
Damn this makes me happy to see Asmus has opened for Normand. I kept thinking how badly the 2 of them need to meet. Asmus should be on the level of Normand (and will soon). Hell yeah.
Glad to see Geoffrey getting his name out! Funny ass dude
Kippy with the “and then he sued you for embarrassment” 😂😂😂
hahaha!
Kippy got a fade? What a world
The barber is a magician lol
Mr Neptune
He went back to the Dominicans.
Fading from the front backwards.
I'll go ahead and assume nothing on that.
The bucks county special lol
Uncle Hank has talked so much with his hands, he has scared up the table with his watch lol
hahaha
I pointed that out to my gf just last month!😂
Don’t tell Patty she’ll freak out
Patreon idea, have Foley tie his hands behind his back or tie them up and have him try to do the episode without using his hands lol
I swear its like watching a seasoned Blackjack dealer swinging thier arms around the table
Justice for H. Foley
Petition to redo the last round
He had it comin I can tell ya that right now🤌
He was robbed!!
big man!
Justice for the big man!!!
I swear this is Mike Feeney in a different body. The voice, stories, even the laugh!
Never thought of this before lmao Feeney always reminded me of a younger John Mulaney.
You already know boys, hitting the penjamin and letting the new guy cover my hour long bathroom break.
respect it!
Hungover at work fellas thank for the entertainment
The funniest part of this episode is Foley just losing it the whole time
I'm excited for this one! this guy is a good guy
foley’s disbelief, is one of the best things I have seen in podding
Toby with absolute bangers
I appreciate the candor Geoffrey, strong
In absolute tears listening to this guys childhood to adulthood Jesus this is too funny!
I love this guy. Geoffrey Asmus has been my favorite comedian for the last year few years.
Geoff is funny on every podcast he does!! Glad to see him on AYG 😊
Finally an alpha comic in here
Growing up in Minnesota and going to college in Wisconsin is borderline blasphemous
hahahha
Not really. Nobody really cares. The suckers are the ones paying tuition anywhere is what's blasphemous
They hate us cuz the anus
Better dead than red is what we say
Real ALPHA shit let’s goooooo! I feel like the young Prince of trash Geoffrey will fit in superbly here.🎩
I’m so glad you guys finally had him on, yous definitely gotta have him back, I feel like there’s so much more to uncover 😂
Let’s go Geoffrey is hilarious !
Fuck yes. Finally we get an alpha on the podcast.
I also wet the bed until 15 and then again when I got drunk for years ! Comedy!
The guest I've been waiting for 🔥 thank you boys🗑️
Geoffrey Ass is one of my favorite new(er) comedians. Only Funny White Man was an absolute killer special
Finally an Alpha guest.
😂😂😂
Heater of an episode. I laughed too many times! One of the high replay valued episodes.
3:50 grew up 30mins apart lived very different lives 🤣🤣🤣
Ok. I lied. Food was the same 🤣 I was cool in high school tho hahahaha
Grew up in Woodbury MN too. Class of 06. Now I'm going to follow this guy 😂😂😂
@@shanekohlmeier6359 he’s so funny. I’ve been him open for soder. He’s hilarious
Maplewood MN Class of 06
Woodbury Class of '91 here. I grew up in Newport, though. A bit of a long school bus ride :P
been waiting for asmus to appear on this pod! man's a killer with the zingers
Loved this. Gotta have Geoffrey back sometime.
It's not often i hear someone with a dorkier high school experience than mine but here we are
Kippy's new special: World Fade Center
I have always held T-bone in high regard…then he slighted Ween.
I will still continue to be a $10 hoagie. But my support for the man who crosses the “t’s” and dots the “i’s” has taken a huge hit. Ween puts on some of the greatest live shows I’ve ever seen
Geoffrey has been killing it the past couple years. Guna try and go see him in point pleasant this month
This guy's childhood was hysterically and tragically funny! Bring him back for round 2 already!!!!!
Quarter mil back in 2006-2008 at age 18 is NUTS
Kippy casually flexing his new fade like it’s not a big thing 😆
I got to see Asmus doing open mics at Comedy on State in Madtown when he was 1st starting out, and he was crushing it back then. Congrats man on the success!!
"How'd you kill her" A+ delivery.
Finally, the queen of crowd work...
Funniest comic ive seen live. I cried laughing. Hilarious dude.
Petitioning for a stream of Foley playing Red Dead 2... Ill never stop!!
Butcher Box definitely wrote that promo for ya. “Is it ground beef or hamburger meat?” lol
Nearly took a drink out of my bong opening this😂
The priest bit got me because growing up I thought the same thing. He's up there cranking a fresh 20 out each week and by the later masses he's gotta have a heater of a set worked out.
Asmus is one of the greatest comics coming up today! Watch his special and learn of his incredible prowess on the mic. Great joke writer and phenomenal standup!! Cheers to da boys on dis one!
Averaging 13 audible "shut up Tobys" an ep
ive been waiting quite some time to see Geoffrey Asmus on here🔥🔥🔥
Wake up, Tom!! RIP Bird
Lol listening to who were Geoffrey's entourage in high school, no wonder he turned out hilarious.
Minnie-soda!
This guy grew up vacationing at Camp Crystal Lake and doesn't even realize it!
I picture his family sitting at a table with a salad bowl full tuna with bags of chips around it lol
Someone's gotta tell Geoff that Cub Foods is still bangin'.
I saw one in Freeport, IL
They turned into winco on the west coast.
11:16 Foley with the quick hits! 😂
I don't think I've been more seen on this pod then this ep lol. I live around the woodbury area. Lots of my family went to his school even. Quiz bowl at hill is wild though. He for sure was bullied.
Gimme that alpha comedy, baby!
Freddy Kruger: piss in your dream, piss in real life
Asmus is so funny. He is a certified dork 100%
Every Sunday evening, I make a coffee at 6:58 pm then sit down and wait for the boys. Cheers to you fellas
Coffee at 7pm? Youse watchin it at a meeting?
@@Jeremycook_😂
I am blown away, most insane ep I have seen
That thumbnail looks like a recruitment poster for "Handsy Uncles Anonymous"
hhaha love youse
How sweet is this guy!
I am in school to become a nurse for special needs kids. I love working with kids and I finally found my calling.
The dead end description reminds me so much of my dad's current house. It's a dead end road with just two houses. The road ends at his driveway, but his house is setback, so it can't be seen from the road. He asked the town to put a dead end sign on the road because people constantly turned around in the driveway trying to get to a neighborhood that was actually about a half mile away. The town took their time about it and then decided to put up a "no outlet" sign, which obviously didn't stop people from looking for a neighborhood by turning down his driveway. What's even worse is that his driveway splits, with one side going to his house and the other to a pole barn he built, so some people actually try both "roads".
44:32 My 2 favorite current comedians: Mark Normand & Geoffrey Asmus. Common thread: bed wetters til well into their teens. Amazing.
I’ve loved Jeffry for so long. I’m so happy about this.
His friend group is like Malcoms friend group in Malcom in The Middle lol 😂
Foley got the giggles a few times in this one
I'm from Woodbury never knew anyone famous came from here. Been here 32 Years
Only heard about the chicken poop from my grandma, didn't know other people did it.
I grew up in the neighboring city, Cottage Grove, MN. Weird to here some one on this show hit every keyword of my childhood. LMAO
This is so shamelessly Midwestern I love it
Chocolate and Cheese is a great album with a great cover.
We need a round 2 with Jessica Kierson, boys!
Great episode 😂
Great episode, it’s refreshing to see you have an up and comer and not some already famous guy that you guys just suck off the whole time
$10 homie here, so I obviously know what I'm talkin' about here, this is a legendary episode!
love youse!
@@AreYouGarbage love youse guys back
"That's too much tuna" LOL!
Late to this, Asmus nation is proud
Gotta have him back! Feel like yall barely scratched the surface.
I’m from MN and this guy had the exact same life as me lol
Blowing $200k and suing your babysitter were really the nails in the coffin on this one, let's not kid ourselves here.
Dude is funny. Very relatable to my childhood
T-bone trashing ween is heartbreaking. I thought he was a real good kid, straight shooter. I was very wrong.
I love Def Leppard and Great White!!!
Geoffrey is hilarious. I love watching his clips on RUclips 😂
Finally my boy goofrey getting big!!
13:43 I took several trips to the twin cities, back in the early 00’s, & I fucked with Rainbow, HEAVY… but in St. Louis, Rainbow is a shitty clothing store, for old ladies… but still uses the exact same font, & color, on the sign.
24:52 & I’ve been to both of those drive-ins.
Geoff rules! Opened for him in Cleveland and saw him burn the house down in Austin! 😮😂
👑👑
@GeoffreyAsmus dude you killed it, thx bud
Yo foleys face dying of silent laughter when asmus described what quizbowl was!!! 😊😂
Saw this guy headline in Knoxville and he was really good 👍
He actually dropped a lot of MN knowledge, he nailed it.
Drive ins did it nice a double feature. I remember seeing Casper and Apollo 13 at the drive-in, but the first Jurassic Park in the rain as a kid it doesn't get any better than that. I cannot for the life of me remember what the matinee was though. Good times
St Peter that's where all the crazies live in the damn loony bin😂 great show anytime I see a Minnesota guy on here I love it❤
Toledo has a drive in theater sun dance it's the best
I really love that 'slaughter' and 'laughter' are only 1 letter apart
Kind of like “penis” and the football player “penix”
As a person born in the 80s in mn we were living in the 50s through the 90s
Gotta say I think the old thumbnails are better. One might even say classier?