@@Eyecyou64 she’s revolved her whole comedy style around an already funny influence . No $h:t she’s perfect for it lol sorry your tiny brain can’t comprehend everything bc you think you already know everything :)
I’ve never seen the boys this speechless , the level of disbelief is killing me lol. Jordan delivered even better than I thought she would. Chefs kiss JJ.
@@alazo1n7 I think i’ve watched a good amount of her on Bein Ian and other pods along with her standup and I was *still* going jeeezus fuckin christ! at her responses.
Most accurate description ever. Except for me i was like 12 or 13 and it was my mom's friend. Almost invisibly pink nipples on a 20 something year old with at least 2 handfuls each... burned into my memory whether i like it or not 😂
This is the most insane episode yet. This went from “are you garbage” to “are you a novel written by someone with PTSD on a meth binge” . My lord, poor Jordan. This was a journey.
1,000%!!! Jordan makes Big Jay look super classy by comparison, and makes the Chronicles of his youth seem like growing up in Mayberry with Andy Griffith or with the Leave it to Beaver family 🤣🤣🤣 We gotta have at least a 6-8 part Jordan series lol
Foley's next therapy session, he's going to be like, you know what doc, my problems are small potatoes compared to Jordan. Everything is aaaaalright here in Foleyville
This is the most outrageous interview I've ever listened to on this podcast. I was riveted to the whole thing. Please HAVE HER BACK ASAP. I have to hear more. (8 stars out of 5) Holy crap She is amazing (in a good way)
@@AreYouGarbage 1:01:12 Jordan mentioned the house building charity. So LIHI in WA operates a charity sheltering homeless. The homeless get a job "working" for LIHI for shelter. LIHI collects state and federal money to run the program, which LIHI uses to purchase real estate. But when LIHI houses the homeless, the homeless don't even get a toiletry bag or connected to resources and the sheds are completely unheated. It's a grift. Because it's making LIHI rich property owners and the homeless aren't getting into housing or clean or getting bus passes even, they're still wrapped in blankets shivering in 13F weather, but inside of a wet unheated shed on private property the public can't tour. 💰🏚
There needs to be a category starting now that is just “Feral Human”. Like I’m fascinated by the guests who just have like no semblance of any kind of childhood or semi normal childhood. You can’t even play the game cus they have no basis to play it. Amazing episode and Jordan is great.
Listening to this lady, pondering the hosts reaction, I realize how bad my childhood and teen years were. It's heavy, yeah, but it's nice to see another one like me out there. Hearing, sharing. It feels nice. So hey Jordan, thanks for sharing and being you :)
Whoever is in charge of getting clips for socials is going to be very busy. Literally everything that came out of Jordan's mouth in this ep deserves to go viral.
I lost it @1:02:22 when Jordan is explaining why she can't have a gun🤣, what a wild way to explain that! Also petitioning for all AYG interviews with guests to be at least an hour and fifteen moving forward!
1:16:40 oh my god Im so glad you said that, cause I thought the same thing around the 1hr mark. This is the beginning of the Trash Chronicles of Jordan Jensen, just like Big Jay 😂😂😂
Have loved Jordan for quite a while now, but this was absolutely fascinating, riveting, and revealing. And new because of all the details. No wonder! Her lived experience explains who she is and why. Same goes for all of us but Jordan's life was extraordinary, way beyond the lives and history that most have had. She has personality that's larger than life, ideal for making her one of the best comics on the circuit. AYG is the perfect forum for humanizing our beloved comedians, showing aspects of themselves not usually known. I'll always see her in a new light from here on out.
Kept checking the episode time left while driving from work locations and got sadder and sadder hoping it would never end. Love George Jetson and the boys
Praying her friend's mom would give her a kiss goodnight, too is one of the most heart breaking things I have heard. Thank goodness for Michelle in her story. I am so glad she is in therapy and is finding some success in her stand up. She is so funny!
What a fascinating story…I checked and I’m only 12 minutes in. I feel like I aged 10 years. Ohhhh boy what an episode. Edit: bruh. I’ve listened to this 3 times. I feel like Jordan is a glitch in the matrix.
“My second mom’s new wife”
Some people are just meant to be on this show.
@@ryanjefferies2788 her pod started after AYG lol
Genuinely why do you think this has anything to do with the original comment lmao @@ThedeadlyOG
@@Eyecyou64 she’s revolved her whole comedy style around an already funny influence . No $h:t she’s perfect for it lol sorry your tiny brain can’t comprehend everything bc you think you already know everything :)
Sometimes you never expect certain words to create a sentence. Here we are.
"my dad was really hot"
The number of completely bewildered “what the fucks?” said is hilarious
Watch this with your friends, everytime they mutter 'what the fuck?' Take a shot.
Cornell being the family's school of choice was a wildcard I didn't see haha
"my dad was really hot"
This is the one that the true fans have been waiting for.
Yes!
True fans is a very gay thing to say, but yes
Hell yeah. I mean we already know but fuck I love Jordan
Ever since that episode of Story Wars.
Brittney Schmitt EP is a banger
I’ve never seen the boys this speechless , the level of disbelief is killing me lol. Jordan delivered even better than I thought she would. Chefs kiss JJ.
@@alazo1n7 I think i’ve watched a good amount of her on Bein Ian and other pods along with her standup and I was *still* going jeeezus fuckin christ! at her responses.
@@alazo1n7she’s just hung around really funny people and leaned to imitate . The whole “I date comics” is insane girl dog brain behavior
Jordan's the step sister that gives you your first heater & then flashes you. When you're 9.
Very specific 😂
She is the step daughter of tuddy who foley got drunk and hit on at the last family Christmas party lol
Most accurate description ever. Except for me i was like 12 or 13 and it was my mom's friend. Almost invisibly pink nipples on a 20 something year old with at least 2 handfuls each... burned into my memory whether i like it or not 😂
yall talkin like that’s the last nipple you ever seen
hahahaha
This is the most insane episode yet. This went from “are you garbage” to “are you a novel written by someone with PTSD on a meth binge” . My lord, poor Jordan. This was a journey.
Jordan absolutely needs to write an autobiography.
The look of concern that never leaves H. Foley's face for the duration of this cast is incredible and sweet and hilarious all at once.
I kept thinking the same thing😅
Jordan lost him and he checked out lmao!
@@VeroB79That’s exactly what I saw! Too confusing to follow so check out time! 😂
You knew it was good when Foley just kept repeating himself in disbelief.
Just waiting patiently for some cat food munching stories 👌 ❤ 🧑🍳
"Too Many Moms" is a great headline for this episode lol
Jordan might as well be Aunt Tuddy😂
She plays her in the movie
💯
absolute GOLD comment 🫡
This in the best comment! Lol
@@andystreet339 😂😂😂
"What did you get on your SAT?"
"Cum"
That was such a lightning quick line from Kippy that didn't get enough love from everyone in the room, so funny
Dude. They need to do a special ep where Jordan takes them on a tour of Ithaca and has them meet her family and shit
@@SergioLopezFineArt nawthin on that?
@@GRock5k haha surprised he didn't say that
@@SergioLopezFineArt almost like he always has cum on the brain
This is like cryptid hunters getting to sit down with Sasquatch
damn that's good
😂 Fantastic analogy
pin this @ ayg
You have a knack for calling how it is!
@@xanthoussouls imagine spotting her in the wild. My god , life goal
“My mom’s an intellectual”
“Are you sure about that?”
Lmfaoooo
Ya gotta give Jordan the Big Jay treatment. One episode will not suffice. There's so much to go over we need multiple episodes. What are we doin lol
I was thinking this exact thing
@ryanmullaney9791 Chronicles of JJ lol
Multiple episodes for multiple personality queen
She has a few emails that were read on the Giant Bombcast.
This. PLEASE THIS.
"You look like you have problems at home!" I LOL'd so hard.
I'm pretty sure we're gonna need a "Chronicles of Jordan" series..
@@0GbobbyJohnson I thought that exact thing. This could be big.
At least one episode with uncle Ian with Jordan. I’m not sure if you watch their pod, but they’ll try and kill each other on here 🤣
Have her and blue Jay Oakerson on a competition episode!
Please!
1,000%!!! Jordan makes Big Jay look super classy by comparison, and makes the Chronicles of his youth seem like growing up in Mayberry with Andy Griffith or with the Leave it to Beaver family 🤣🤣🤣 We gotta have at least a 6-8 part Jordan series lol
Foley's next therapy session, he's going to be like, you know what doc, my problems are small potatoes compared to Jordan. Everything is aaaaalright here in Foleyville
Jordan was designed for this show. Going to need more before I even started
Gonna go on a limb and say she's garbagio
hahaha
Cousin Ian…AUNTY Jordan
@@spencer7efmnaw bruh it’s Aunty Ian and Uncle Jordan😂😂😂😂
JJ: "Yeah, I was 17 building a house in Ecuador"
"Wait, what?!"
JJ: "Well, they needed someone who could do mason work." 😂😂😂🤯
We are 30 minutes into the podcast, and the boys have only asked “What’s the backstory?”
This is the most outrageous interview I've ever listened to on this podcast. I was riveted to the whole thing. Please HAVE HER BACK ASAP. I have to hear more. (8 stars out of 5) Holy crap She is amazing (in a good way)
This is more like a Soft White Underbelly
Seriously man lol
Yeah I feel ill
Spot on 😂
@@andyrajala6285 she has her own podcast and another with Ian lol
This is foul 😭😭
I didn't think I could love this woman more than I already do. HOME RUN EPISODE.
The exasperation in Foley’s voice when he said “jesus you’re a girl” had me dead af crying. Jordan is dope af
Shout out to her ! It takes a special soul to chill with Ian that much! God bless ya
I’ve never seen the boys absolutely floored like this
Foley seems like he feels bad for having her tell them all this 😂. Better call Patti and tell her thank you for babying your ass for all those years
Bout time you got this bag of crazy on the show. Love Jordan!
Hahaha bonkos
@@AreYouGarbage 1:01:12 Jordan mentioned the house building charity. So LIHI in WA operates a charity sheltering homeless. The homeless get a job "working" for LIHI for shelter. LIHI collects state and federal money to run the program, which LIHI uses to purchase real estate. But when LIHI houses the homeless, the homeless don't even get a toiletry bag or connected to resources and the sheds are completely unheated. It's a grift. Because it's making LIHI rich property owners and the homeless aren't getting into housing or clean or getting bus passes even, they're still wrapped in blankets shivering in 13F weather, but inside of a wet unheated shed on private property the public can't tour. 💰🏚
If there was ever anyone worthy of a repeat episode, it’s Jordan. Barely scratched the surface on this one fellas.
The way Kev was like "I was gonna ask you if ever had a lava lamp"😂😂😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
This is a legendary episode. I'm consumed so much Jordan Jenson content already and this is so many levels deeper than I could have imagined.
I’ve been wanting to see her shine on here since day one of bein ian. I love this whole episode ❤
🗑❤️🗑
Bring them both on same time. Please 🙏
From one feral to another, I get you girl. We'll be okay
I feel like uncle Hank and aunt Kippy were arguing before she showed up 😂
Ohhhh big time bucko
What makes you say that ? Besides them liking this comment 😮
Definitely a “let’s get through this pod” energy. Love the fellas, still a banger ep.
She’s definitely related to buffalo bill
Did kippy say him and hank used to date?
Im absolutely head over heels in love with this woman!!!! ❤
There needs to be a category starting now that is just “Feral Human”. Like I’m fascinated by the guests who just have like no semblance of any kind of childhood or semi normal childhood. You can’t even play the game cus they have no basis to play it. Amazing episode and Jordan is great.
She and josh potter should start a podcast
Listening to this lady, pondering the hosts reaction, I realize how bad my childhood and teen years were. It's heavy, yeah, but it's nice to see another one like me out there. Hearing, sharing. It feels nice. So hey Jordan, thanks for sharing and being you :)
Jordan is THE BEST! I’d see her over and over again. Thanks for coming to Bozeman this year!
Jordan genuinely disturbing the boys really made my day lol
Hahahah wild
15 mins in and my head's already spinning
Lol wild ride
Whoever is in charge of getting clips for socials is going to be very busy. Literally everything that came out of Jordan's mouth in this ep deserves to go viral.
“You think that’s a curb stomp?” 😅
Hahaha
Best episode yet, “you’re still a stray cat!!” Was gold
“Full rat children” got me 😂
The fact that Jordan, Ian, and Tom Thakkar exist in the same universe is incredible
“Now i know why we didnt get along in the beginning”😂😂 love it
I caught that too! That explains it
I missed that. Timestamp? Nvm, may give this a proper immediate rewatch
51:20
I lost it @1:02:22 when Jordan is explaining why she can't have a gun🤣, what a wild way to explain that! Also petitioning for all AYG interviews with guests to be at least an hour and fifteen moving forward!
L’appel du vide
Those "after school" kids were a different breed
Jordan has “chronicles of Jason” levels of content. We are gonna need a series here
Can someone just give Jordan a hug, please.
She still smells like cat pee
Ian’s been trying for so long
Something tells me she doesn't like physical contact lol
@MoneyMark97 yup came here to say she doesn't want it
She wouldn't let go
1:16:40 oh my god Im so glad you said that, cause I thought the same thing around the 1hr mark. This is the beginning of the Trash Chronicles of Jordan Jensen, just like Big Jay 😂😂😂
"she's out in the garage, huffin gas."
😂😂😂
Never thought I'd relate to Aunt Tuddy so much 😅🙃😆
I'm literally at work eating a pack of brown sugar oatmeal with 2 vanilla creamers in it listening to this 💁🏻♂️🤣🤣
Have loved Jordan for quite a while now, but this was absolutely fascinating, riveting, and revealing. And new because of all the details. No wonder! Her lived experience explains who she is and why. Same goes for all of us but Jordan's life was extraordinary, way beyond the lives and history that most have had. She has personality that's larger than life, ideal for making her one of the best comics on the circuit. AYG is the perfect forum for humanizing our beloved comedians, showing aspects of themselves not usually known. I'll always see her in a new light from here on out.
gay
Big Jay Oakerson plays street rules...Jordan Jensen was like hold my beer and watch this
My queen of the scene. Funny is funny.
This is why the show exists
We’re gonna need a chronicles of Jordan series like Big Jay has 👏
Can't wait for 2nd, 3rd and 4th appearance for Jordan, this was fucking nuts!
Thank God the weather's nice in the north east! I've been standing in line for this for hours!
This was so wild the guys barely made jokes cause they were in such shock. I for sure can't wait for Ep. 2 of this.
The only one capable of topping Ian is this monster. Her wiping period blood on a tissue on Legion of Skanks was epic
I still haven't recovered from that!?
We need more of this, this was top tier
Why does Foley look like he's about to cry this whole episode?
You’re not? This is just sad lol poor Jordan
@@ColossalWreck her story was heartbreaking 😂
hangover?
This may have been my favorite episode of the pod to date.
1 hour 20 minutes! Hell yeah boys that’s what we need!
My wife is a therapist and social worker. If I showed her this epi her head would explode.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I HAVE BEEN REQUESTING THIS FOR MONTHS AND YOU MADE IT HAPPEN ❤❤❤❤❤
I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS!
The light head-shaking & "you gotta come back" at the end is HILARIOUS
Yes! Finally! She's going to crush this
🙌🙌🙌
This episode felt more like a therapy session with a new therapist, than a podcast.
To hear horses under your bed is wild
The boys were not ready for the trash that Jordan brought!!! This is why we wanted her on here!!!! She's the best!
Jordan is a fucking Tim Burton character 😂
This episode is bonkers!
Love ya, Jordan! 😃
Foley is shook cause of the Stepbrother thing. LoL 😂
Lol he's just so bummed that he never got that opportunity
Parents' beef weird house across the street from Dads house. Love it
I think Foley finally has met his match in the insanity department lol
This is one of the most entertaining things I've ever watched 😂
5:50 seconds in and I’m so fucking hooked, we’ve been waiting for this one mates
🙏🙏🗑🗑
Jordan’s mum built the world’s first “revenge home”
Definitely not the first but she’s iconic
@ who do you think built the first?
Best episode ever! Please have Jordan back on. I need to know the rest of her story. She is hilarious.😂
This was amazing and we do need her back! - as a mom my heart broke @39.07 “I was praying her mom would also kiss me goodnight too”
Nice to see the boys interviewing a real man
We love you Jordan!!! Thanks so much guys this was a great show!
Jordans about to break this game!! 😂
They are not ready for her!!! 😂😂
Holy shit, this chick is WILD! This show is always great, but this was the best one yet!😂😂😂
Couldn't jump in fast enough! This will be fun.
Jojo is straight GLOWING through that Carpenters shirt!!!
😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
Her life has more characters than Game of Thrones
Kept checking the episode time left while driving from work locations and got sadder and sadder hoping it would never end. Love George Jetson and the boys
THISIS WHY WE'RE HERE FOLKS! top 5 episode IMO
Praying her friend's mom would give her a kiss goodnight, too is one of the most heart breaking things I have heard. Thank goodness for Michelle in her story.
I am so glad she is in therapy and is finding some success in her stand up. She is so funny!
What a fascinating story…I checked and I’m only 12 minutes in. I feel like I aged 10 years. Ohhhh boy what an episode.
Edit: bruh. I’ve listened to this 3 times. I feel like Jordan is a glitch in the matrix.
Far and away the best ayg guest ever. This is incredible.
Foley needs extra clarification for literally every story lol
Hahahaha
@AreYouGarbage what happened to Toby 2024
@@jamiepasquariello2652 they said they can't discuss it for legal reasons
I want a supercut of this with Kippy and Foley just sitting there in horror the whole time as Jordan talks about her life.
First ballot AYG Hall of Famer good God hahaha. Well worth the wait.
I got to see Jordan at Tom Seguras show in Buffalo...HILARIOUS. love you Jordan!
I’ve been waiting for this one for so long
🙌🗑🙌
The sheer amount of times Foley gasps says everything.