Geoffrey the Dumbass: Dirty Geoffrey

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 175

  • @nomancanbeatpanda
    @nomancanbeatpanda 5 лет назад +237

    0:51 Amir is just straight cracking up in this shot hahaha

    • @Ewafingmyth
      @Ewafingmyth 4 года назад +16

      Jonkins oh he totally is, you don’t notice cause Riley is talking

  • @Uncle_Boris
    @Uncle_Boris 4 года назад +171

    She writes “Don’t worry cutie, this is a text conversation, there is no hanging up”

    • @FalloutboyCAN
      @FalloutboyCAN 2 года назад +23

      I hope lod comes back

    • @thagrammarnazi
      @thagrammarnazi 2 года назад +19

      @@FalloutboyCAN I was worried about losing her

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 2 года назад +14

      She's there for me when I'm feeling weak

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 2 года назад +10

      My dad yelled at me but I cried cried cried and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of my dad's CC.
      Sending some major coin as we squeach.

    • @adamnewman1043
      @adamnewman1043 2 года назад +3

      @@hittingyouoverthehead there you go, all is right with the world

  • @danielsandor665
    @danielsandor665 6 лет назад +296

    I see "exactly rice" is becoming a catchphrase and i love it

    • @EliNelsonJusAwesome
      @EliNelsonJusAwesome 6 лет назад +26

      i accidentally say "of jorts" in my day to day life and no one understands.

    • @SheenEstevezzz
      @SheenEstevezzz 6 лет назад +11

      Daniel Sandor USA RICE

    • @ATJ253
      @ATJ253 4 года назад +2

      @@nooooooooope3809 are they really your friends if you haven’t forced the Jake and Amir universe down their throats?
      JACU > MCU

    • @counturblessings1179
      @counturblessings1179 3 года назад +1

      @@ATJ253 sorry im a J&A Purist and dont consider headgum apart of the universe

    • @Last_Respecter
      @Last_Respecter 3 года назад +2

      I’m from the USA but I’m voting for RICE

  • @aloecrush
    @aloecrush 2 года назад +6

    2:06 "she has a good name though" as if that means anything 😭😭

  • @not_henry_the_fifth
    @not_henry_the_fifth 6 лет назад +74

    Good to see geoff channeling his inner flügsen at 2:50
    A truly rhombus video to be sure!

    • @ids5621
      @ids5621 6 лет назад +10

      Rossi the Bossi haaaaaaa i can't sing

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад +3

      I just straight up passed out with my eyes open.

    • @JiklopDave
      @JiklopDave Год назад +2

      @@Strummie We still respect Geoff, right?

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 6 лет назад +313

    I find it funny that Amir (who wore the same shit stained Khakis for over a year) is criticizing Geoff on hygiene

    • @KhyleTM
      @KhyleTM 6 лет назад +46

      Different universe you ASS!

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 6 лет назад +9

      I'd contest that it's a different universe. They kind of make you want to think it is but (and we can get into a philosophical debate - or a copyright one) but I think it might be the same.

    • @KhyleTM
      @KhyleTM 6 лет назад +6

      Have they ever made reference to CH's J&A? OH it's def a copyright issue haha, but yeah, I think they're different

    • @Dr.GuglioTepTep
      @Dr.GuglioTepTep 6 лет назад +4

      Exactly! But why are we still harping back to J&A days? This stuff should be funny in its own right yet it more often than not misses the mark. Without psychotic Amir none of these sketches seem to work. Geoffrey just isn't convincing and he's too tall and dashing for the role he's trying to play regardless. 3 stars

    • @weoutchea3982
      @weoutchea3982 6 лет назад +18

      I changed the khakis, fuck off!

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 6 лет назад +47

    Riley's a great addition to the team and to these sketches. She fits in really well.

  • @ergolineL
    @ergolineL 6 лет назад +293

    so glad Riley is becoming a regular.

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 6 лет назад +6

      This was just an ad for The League

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 6 лет назад +1

      Donald Smith she should write

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 6 лет назад +9

      She has great arms. Also personality. What.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 6 лет назад +1

      Jon R The things I'd do to that personality

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 6 лет назад +2

      She's a sexy nerd.

  • @beezishere
    @beezishere 5 лет назад +12

    I love when they keep the parts when you can see Amir losing it 0:51

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 6 лет назад +45

    It’s ok Geoff. Flukeson is also illiterate and he runs a very successful book club.

    • @dylantyrrell9084
      @dylantyrrell9084 2 года назад +2

      I wish we lived in a world where you could be awarded monetarily for an internet comment this good

    • @dylantyrrell9084
      @dylantyrrell9084 2 года назад +1

      At least geoff isnt anti semetic

  • @rlyfre4k
    @rlyfre4k 6 лет назад +68

    2:49 Flugeson would be proud. Truly rhombus delivery from Geoff.

  • @billytaj7708
    @billytaj7708 6 лет назад +59

    I'm swiping right, I'm yelling TINDER! I smell bad.

  • @jackc913
    @jackc913 5 лет назад +7

    0:52 they really didn't even do another take

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 6 лет назад +115

    I'M DIRTY NOW!! Thoughts?

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 6 лет назад +20

    Amir saying "go to the bathroom" reminds me of when Jake had Spain going to the the bathroom in the 2010 World Cup!

    • @elendiel
      @elendiel 6 лет назад +1

      Jake has Spain going to the bathroom =D

    • @spencerstone8254
      @spencerstone8254 2 года назад +1

      Losers go to the bathroom, winners go to the BACK room

  • @malcomchase9777
    @malcomchase9777 6 лет назад +78

    Look out Jake, you have competition. One-Take Riley had to fight so hard not to laugh at the end.

    • @cornersofmylips
      @cornersofmylips 6 лет назад +4

      Malcom Chase Riley fought hard to not laugh but Amir didn’t even try!

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 6 лет назад +5

      The perks of seniority, I guess.

    • @48rylo
      @48rylo 6 лет назад +6

      One take Riley aint got nothing on Jakes pipes

    • @DYLANBROCHILL
      @DYLANBROCHILL 6 лет назад +3

      im one take riley and im... erm.
      so.

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 лет назад +2

      @@48rylo Speaking of pipes, I'm high.

  • @Howler54Z
    @Howler54Z 6 лет назад +8

    Geoffrey should open a mud spa / leather goods - bazaar, if you will. If you find the Fig Newton Gingrich in your mud pool, you win it All.

  • @siiimooo
    @siiimooo 6 лет назад +13

    Who you got? I got Spain, now go to the bathroom! Tell me what do to - go to the bath- I swear I’ll do it- go to the bathroom- I swear I’ll do it

    • @GrixM
      @GrixM 6 лет назад +3

      You got Spain go to the bathroom? Heh, Jake has Spain going to the bathroom!

  • @SwitcherooU
    @SwitcherooU 6 лет назад +1

    "Speaking of mudshit, I mud HAVE my morning shit, which I forego."
    "So you don't 'mud have' it."

  • @toastweek3745
    @toastweek3745 6 лет назад +13

    These dudes are great with Riley. Is this Jake preferring to be behind the camera more often? I'd miss him but I'm loving this setup anyway.

  • @NotJoe
    @NotJoe 6 лет назад +4

    0:52 amir is just straight up laughing lol

  • @EpicFallOut
    @EpicFallOut 4 года назад

    This is my favorite video so far

  • @wicklutz7268
    @wicklutz7268 6 лет назад +14

    How do they only have 30k subs

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 6 лет назад +3

      Andrew Padesky very niche type of humour. You would have to be familiar with jake and amir to get these jokes

    • @wicklutz7268
      @wicklutz7268 6 лет назад +4

      exactly rice

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 3 года назад +1

    "you said three different things three different times" lmao

  • @MTCdude04
    @MTCdude04 6 лет назад

    Amir tho, I can tell you fkn love your job! It's awesw to see you guys acting and to see just how much you enjoy it ! :)

  • @ceohannahbannanah1238
    @ceohannahbannanah1238 6 лет назад +1

    these are getting better and better :) fast!

  • @KBind54
    @KBind54 6 лет назад +8

    She's really funny!

  • @jaredolives1578
    @jaredolives1578 6 лет назад +3

    No wonder Geoff is trying to be dirty. He wants to be like his millionaire buddy Filthy Rich!

  • @1216-t8x
    @1216-t8x 6 лет назад +1

    how have i just found this channel i am so angry at myself i’ve missed j&a so much

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 5 лет назад +1

    The hand motions were great

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 Год назад +1

    I just noticed Amir absolutely losing it at 0:51

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 6 лет назад +2

    Poor Geoff, to find out you're illegitimate like that

  • @deFt18
    @deFt18 6 лет назад +3

    that look at 0:49 omg

  • @LyricLyYT
    @LyricLyYT 6 лет назад +1

    Reminiscent of the Jake and Amir episodes where Jake (or Amir in Tinder) reads or retells a story to the other.

  • @arc3867
    @arc3867 6 лет назад +3

    i wish the Jake and Amir cannon came over to this series

  • @addanametocontinue
    @addanametocontinue 6 лет назад +1

    This was too good, haha.

  • @SenorToucan
    @SenorToucan 6 лет назад +1

    Maybe put up a notification that this is sponsored

  • @Bronxboyproductions
    @Bronxboyproductions 6 лет назад +59

    Second comment. Exactly twice.

  • @CanadianFighter2k
    @CanadianFighter2k 6 лет назад +3

    MORE DINOSAURS, BETTER THE MOVIE

  • @mckennamartin4117
    @mckennamartin4117 3 года назад

    This video made me laugh out loud

  • @ExtremeUltimo
    @ExtremeUltimo 6 лет назад

    Spectacular

  • @justusthedeep
    @justusthedeep 6 лет назад +3

    Whitney 2 is killing it in these shorts

    • @HomestarRunner20X6
      @HomestarRunner20X6 6 лет назад +1

      Riley isn't Whitney

    • @justusthedeep
      @justusthedeep 6 лет назад +1

      craisins 86 How dare
      Whitney is a goddess and a saint and I worship the goddamn ground she walks on.

  • @Comraderob1
    @Comraderob1 3 года назад

    More dinosaurs-better movie, EXACTLY RICE

  • @JP-wk7cc
    @JP-wk7cc 5 лет назад

    I went to work after the gym today without showering OR DEODORANT and didn't even care

  • @FREEGEMS
    @FREEGEMS 6 лет назад +12

    is collegehumor holding the rights to jake amir hostage or something lol

  • @Matthendez
    @Matthendez 6 лет назад

    This is a first seeing Amir advise against shitting in public

  • @IsaacJoshi
    @IsaacJoshi 6 лет назад

    Riley's reactions are great

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 4 года назад

    Woah, Geoff and Reilly actually look a fair bit different now than than they did just 2 years ago.

    • @KonkeyDongkey
      @KonkeyDongkey 4 года назад +1

      I guess that's not surprising considering that's how it works

  • @Jgreasy
    @Jgreasy 6 лет назад

    I think I would like HeadGum videos more if the audio was better

  • @BrainRotVideosAF
    @BrainRotVideosAF 6 лет назад

    Comedically speaking, would you say they stuck the landing? Because I would.

  • @carlsm95
    @carlsm95 4 года назад

    Geoffrey has a really sexy complexion, face, and build.

  • @bigtimebender
    @bigtimebender 6 лет назад

    someone needs to remix "go to the bathroom. go to the bathroom!"

  • @PhilipribasMusic
    @PhilipribasMusic 6 лет назад +4

    Amir, why are you letting this guy plagiarize you?

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 3 года назад

    Go to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom!

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад

    I LOVE YOU LOD!

  • @arkrim7076
    @arkrim7076 6 лет назад

    Geoffrey is basically just Amir but a couple years later

  • @RamseyLEL
    @RamseyLEL 6 лет назад +1

    LOL holy shit it's like Tinder Jake's dirty counter part. I would really enjoy seeing dirty Geoff and Tinder Jake do a video about matching with girls.

  • @sailorsamjp619
    @sailorsamjp619 6 лет назад

    dope infomercial for theleauge.com

  • @ricardolutz8964
    @ricardolutz8964 6 лет назад +1

    Nice oyster case;)

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 4 года назад

    It's like Amir became Jake and Geoffrey is Amir

  • @jimmysonglaugh8110
    @jimmysonglaugh8110 6 лет назад

    Haha the scissors reference at the end

  • @vinyldeneresin
    @vinyldeneresin 6 лет назад +1

    Who is the girl? Riley? She's a really strong addition. She's good.

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 лет назад

    Gondola and Pander, nice names

  • @superneko99
    @superneko99 6 лет назад

    He reached the wipe old age of dirty

  • @bowsette_irl
    @bowsette_irl 6 лет назад

    Where was Amir's upper lip?

  • @gbird.
    @gbird. 4 года назад

    The wipe old age of dirty

  • @manwarrior1798
    @manwarrior1798 6 лет назад

    At 0:52 Amir has completely lost it

  • @MaxONeill403
    @MaxONeill403 4 года назад

    Geoffrey is exactly how amir's character used to be

  • @forthesubs5357
    @forthesubs5357 6 лет назад +1

    Amir's illegitimate son

  • @Datduuudeee
    @Datduuudeee 6 лет назад

    She's a candid slampiiece

  • @carterwatson8594
    @carterwatson8594 6 лет назад

    Joan Jett would be so proud of the reference!

  • @adamjones496
    @adamjones496 6 лет назад

    amir character breaking 0:52

  • @edb1322
    @edb1322 6 лет назад +1

    That's awesome, poo-ed.

  • @devinmorrisson142
    @devinmorrisson142 6 лет назад

    Jake has Spain going to the bathroom

  • @defectivegamer5227
    @defectivegamer5227 6 лет назад +1

    DOES ANYONE KNOW IF I CAN EAT AAAAAAA A A A A A BREAD

  • @brohanime
    @brohanime 2 года назад

    losers go to the bathroom! winners go to the backroom... to get blows!

  • @chelleberri2578
    @chelleberri2578 6 лет назад

    SUBSCRIBED CUZ I LOVE JAKE AND AMIR HAOVON

  • @SevereFaith
    @SevereFaith 6 лет назад

    was pretty good 8/10

  • @jordan-3456
    @jordan-3456 2 года назад

    I’m dirty now
    WHY

  • @markusvent805
    @markusvent805 6 лет назад

    Im Dirty Now!

  • @sgtBilko75
    @sgtBilko75 6 лет назад

    Seems like this skit was written for (or by) Ben Schwartz

  • @kipkipful
    @kipkipful 6 лет назад

    wow i love it but geoffrey is basically playing the amir character

  • @thetoddfatherXx
    @thetoddfatherXx 6 лет назад +1

    Hijay rezimin

  • @defectivegamer5227
    @defectivegamer5227 6 лет назад

    Help I was thinking IF I BOTHER JERK AND ALL CLEAR WOULD THEY CAST ME IN A PODCAST OF TRANQ BEAN THAT CAN'T BE SEEN CAUSE I HAVE A WEIRD QUESTION ON BEHALF OF THIS TWEEN CAN ONE SLIDE INTO A TRANS OF ONLY SEEN IN A TRAILER OF QUEENS WAIT AM I A QUEEN OF THE BEANS OF THE SEEN BOUNCE BOI TWEEN

  • @thelifeofpewpew3290
    @thelifeofpewpew3290 6 лет назад

    Bye bye Jake

  • @koustave
    @koustave 6 лет назад

    So this establishes Jeff is illiterate.... or does it?

  • @jorgelujan9942
    @jorgelujan9942 6 лет назад +2

    The "Hygiene" episode of J&A still tops this one imo

  • @davidtrover7291
    @davidtrover7291 6 лет назад

    Jake and amir 2.0

  • @bransin
    @bransin 6 лет назад +2

    this is like 3 jake and amir’s in one, but i like the writing less

  • @MichaelPuterbaugh
    @MichaelPuterbaugh 6 лет назад

    Reilly, you gotta change your name

  • @Ur0pinionDoesntCount
    @Ur0pinionDoesntCount 4 года назад

    more dinosaurs equals better movie