Geoffrey the Dumbass: Bartender
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2018
- Geoff opens a watering hole, mocktails and all.
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Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight. 
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"ill be creative and scientific in the same.. day" is the most underrated and underappreciated joke of all time, and I do have to take it
whats the joke
@@HashRecord that everyone does that
You want this drink on the rocks?
Exactly Ice.
Have you ever robbed a bank?
Exactly heist
Absolutely of ports.
“Geoff, why are you scratching your head?”
Exactly lice.
So... edit, undo, copy, paste, then put the two together?
Exactly splice.
I'm questioning the entire English language now.
www.etymonline.com/word/weird
Jake, I heard you played DnD?
Exactly Dice
Lt Lunchablez “Watch this” -Hardwon Surefoot
whats your favorite food?
exactly rice
British word for crap?
Exactly Shite.
This form of comedy seems so simple but is so complex. I fucking love it.
Have you ever been to a church?
Exactly Christ
how many times?
Exactly thrice
Top it off with ground pepper.
Ground pepper?
Exactly spice.
My old buddy from primary school?
Exactly Bryce.
So you're working undercover now?
Exactly vice.
It's like an episode of Jake and Amir but with an extra person.
Exactly thrice.
What the hell is that on Amirs head...? Exactly lice.
SuperUnavailableName Exactly Mice.
I think Geoffrey might fancy a cocktail I've been having lately. It's a deconstructed vodka lemonade. Long story jorts you put a raw potato and a lemon in a glass and call it a day.
So you dont even drink it!
The Hammurabi Chode Exactly nice at nights
Crossed out, mall it all day, crossed out, ball it a gay, crossed out - - -
Then edit undo?
@@markkittel44 Another day at the races, crossed out, another day in your graces
Picturing Geoffrey taking care of little mice is hilarious and kind of adorable
exactly mice
Loving this comments section: Finally some HeadGum running and inside jokes
I’m addicted to cigarettes.
Exactly vice.
"exactly mice" lmao
Geoffrey, I hear you like to sing?
Exactly Edelweiss.
Ever been to France?
Exactly Nice.
it needs to rhyme, ya bish
bad rhyme? Bad you.
Kingdom of france
I am really curious how the hell Geoff’s brain works
His cadence is fascinating
I think that he is and AI construct that they fed every old episode of Jake and Amir into and Geoff was the result.
@@SamU_115 🤣😂🤣😂 amir should do a DNA test
Yet, consider that kids like us who grew up on J&A like Geoff can fully comprehend all these sketches. We can get these jokes. Geoff is a kid who was corrupted by the linguistic nuisance of Jake and Amir.
blue bird beautifully said
I don’t deserve this silent treatment
Wow, your summary of the book was great!
Exactly, concise.
Geoff's hair is definitely on point in this episode
I wonder if Geoffrey's bread is chalky.
"Can I make you bread now?" He was bread the whole time
Geoffrey's best comedy acting yet
I was expecting him to remove the tea towel and have a literal chip out of his shoulder
Best one yet.
I love that you can tell Jake and amir helped form Geoffreys sense of humor and now they meld so well together its hilarious
I'm back two years later and I just realized the very specific LA-area joke: "Good Times at Geoffrey James"
Absolutely brava
With every video Geoff gets hotter. He’s exactly spice.
Keep your panties on Anna
You’ve broken into the office?
Exactly twice
This is the best episode to date.
Exactly slice? 😂
lastofmykind8 have you seen the Noir episode?
Cheree Ree was just about to comment the same thing. Exactly nice!
I was going to say next to the Noir episode and now i very much wish I had.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of of a tootsie pop?
Exactly thrice.
The quality has gone up quite a bit on these. Less bad takes of everyone laughing, better video and sound, and everyone looks more comfortable as a whole. :)
Ya this has been the best one to date
Amir has gotten to the stage of this dynamic where he just wants to kill Geoffrey. It took Jake years, but it's only taken Amir months.
2 parts amaretto, 3 parts more amaretto, shake it over rice, pour directly into a food processor, blend, edit, undo, copy, paste, put it on the blogosphere, put it on the twittersphere, article, farticle, listicle, testicle, wallet, watch
got my head stuck in a clamp
exactly vise
"An alcoholic snow cone consisting of an olive, another olive, and a twist" is exactly the kind of insane dream sentence I've come to expect--nay, require--of Geoffrey
I love the band puns they sneak in. Like the Florence and The Machine one from the spanking thing, now they did Alabama Shakes. Very clever guys!
This is fantastic
One of my fav episodes ever, REALLY loved this one
Like, I dont know why these are so entertaining, sometimes i dont even laugh, but i leave feeling fulfilled.
They could a list of wines. Souvignon style !
“You’re a headache.”
So you got a present from Santa?
Exactly nice
That was AWESOME dude!
you're a journalist now?
exactly Vice
It's been 4 years, there can't still be tickets available for that live show at this point
Hilarious vid! Sidenote, the UCB show on the 23rd was amazing! I cannot wait to see another one, hopefully soon, hint hint :))
This is by far the best one
This is the best video i’ve ever seen
This shouldn't be a challenge for Geoff, as he is a sommelier of the highest calendar.
I fucking love these so much, holy.
actually their best video
LOL loved it
Funny shit is wat i think.
this is art
Geoffrey is from outer space, right?
freakydruid exactly rice
Exactly nice..
10 seconds in and my lungs hurt already
Instant like
This is poetry 😩⚡
How many times have you vomited due to the commenters beating this joke to death?
Exactly thrice.
This video? Exactly Nice.
I want to blame Geoffrey for my rapid drop in IQ. Been watching this too much lately.
one of the first episodes i can really get behind
bitchgvng Memorial service have you seen the noir episode? That's my first fav
Spider-manana yah it was pretty good but im still apprehensive about the new format
Geoffrey wears a Rolex, Batman?
I’m glad someone else noticed
Record holder of the largest MLB contract ever?
Exactly Bryce
Something not at all loose?
Exactly Tight.
You are all magic. Hope you all have a good day.
Exactly imprecise.
great
(To Geoffrey) I bet you were bullied in school.
Exactly Bryce
I think I’m Geoff in real life.
You're actually Geoff?
Exactly life.
Wallet, watch, repeat is the funniest thing ever
Have you ever won something in your life?
Exactly Price
Your favorite celebrity is Bo?
Exactly Bice.
1:34 bucket lid magically closes.
How is RUclips about to advertise for Wix on a headgum video this is a Squarespace family
You broke into the office?
Exactly vice.
Still the best outro lol.
The back one
I lold
Wonder if Geoff has ever played a board game?
Exactly dice.
sake. exactly rice. Brilliant
I love how Rice and Right sound exactly the same
How to break into the HeadGum office:
1. Approach the door at 7:00pm.
2. Wait for someone to walk in and hold the door for you.
3. Take the freight elevator up to the second floor.
4. Shimmy down the central AC ducts to the studio.
5. Spend the night.
6. Wake up the next morning with a chip in your shoulder.
7. Blend.
8. Edit.
9. Undo.
10. Copy.
11. Paste.
12. Put it on the blogosphere.
13. Put it on the Twittersphere
14. Repeat.
NOTE: This doesn't work if you edit undo. You MUST edit undid if you want this to work.
When are you doing a headgum concert in England?
Why have alcohol when you can have a full cup of olive oil
are Austin Texas tickets still available?
I got too close to a stray cat an now my head is all itchy. Exactly lice.
“Scalding!”
How did the meeting go?
Exactly strife.
You want a drink three times?
Exactly thrice.
O e if my faves
I'm pretty sure he says "shaken over rice" at 0:56