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  • @Shoe0nHead
    @Shoe0nHead  5 месяцев назад +724

    update: the guy who wrote 14:47 became my husband and we have a child now

    • @severedhandful
      @severedhandful 5 месяцев назад +24

      wa

    • @alifarzan3911
      @alifarzan3911 5 месяцев назад +47

      WHAT

    • @NightGC
      @NightGC 5 месяцев назад +27

      Congrats

    • @Cragz1
      @Cragz1 5 месяцев назад +13

      congrats

    • @MyDudeGuy
      @MyDudeGuy 5 месяцев назад +132

      Guy was the biggest thirst follower of them all. :'D

  • @josebenardi1554
    @josebenardi1554 3 года назад +3406

    "I feel completely sober"
    10 sentences said before disaster

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 3 года назад +55

      Welcome to Watchmojo and today top ten moments captured before disaster

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 3 года назад +18

      -Insert shoe drinking monster.

    • @beardbreeder5886
      @beardbreeder5886 3 года назад +23

      This brownie ain't shi-
      *melts*

    • @darkdaxterversionz
      @darkdaxterversionz 3 года назад +4

      Cue Mitch Lucker
      "This is more than you bargained for!
      It took so long so you ate some more!
      YOU TOOK TOO MUCH, MAN! YOU TOOK TOO MUCH!!!!!"

    • @ButWhyWasTaken
      @ButWhyWasTaken 7 месяцев назад

      I am NOT drunk

  • @frickinfrick8488
    @frickinfrick8488 3 года назад +1569

    “I like that this girl is kinda ugly. Subscribed.”
    I think that might be my favourite RUclips comment

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +7

      am i gonna ruin the 666 likes? absolutely not

    • @jcbbb
      @jcbbb 8 месяцев назад

      I've been jerkin it to her since I discovered her channel
      Hell it's been a solid 30 mins or sun

    • @jacethomas5562
      @jacethomas5562 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@defensivekobra3873 bro I came from the far off future of late 2024 and it's really bad

    • @Lea-js9jw
      @Lea-js9jw 7 дней назад

      @@defensivekobra3873 Too late

  • @Ali-yq9fr
    @Ali-yq9fr 3 года назад +910

    I swear the "Don't do drugs kids, drugs are bad" comment at the start of the video saved me from a delinquent life of violent drug-induced crime.

    • @imsecretlyataco6795
      @imsecretlyataco6795 3 года назад +61

      before she said that i was planning on becoming walter white but now i see the error of my ways

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 3 года назад +8

      Drug-induced crimes? Sure, they're not a yes. Now Drug-inducing crimes, that's where it's at.

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 года назад +6

      @@imsecretlyataco6795 F it let's get cooking. And for the record I'm Walter and you're Jesse.

    • @le-sang-de-la-veine-fnaf-fan
      @le-sang-de-la-veine-fnaf-fan 2 месяца назад

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hoskins666
      @hoskins666 2 месяца назад

      the best thing about drug laws is they keep black crime off the streets

  • @Memelander
    @Memelander Год назад +553

    I love that she gets called both a Jew and a Nazi equally

    • @Nioh2.2
      @Nioh2.2 2 месяца назад +1

      I mean 4-20 is a certain someones birthday after all

    • @youdropwemop8854
      @youdropwemop8854 2 месяца назад +8

      This is the hallmark symbol of someone who is *actually* based 👑

    • @jonathanhosh4459
      @jonathanhosh4459 Месяц назад

      @@youdropwemop8854 or ur Netanyahu

    • @mdjestah
      @mdjestah 24 дня назад +1

      And right wing communist 😂😂

  • @wiredslvt5091
    @wiredslvt5091 3 года назад +3489

    "im not an e-girl, ok, im grown ass e-woman" -june

    • @shauryarawat2413
      @shauryarawat2413 3 года назад +125

      The term E-Women implies the existence of real women

    • @nubidubi23
      @nubidubi23 3 года назад +68

      @@shauryarawat2413 w*man?????????

    • @jaredadams620
      @jaredadams620 3 года назад +20

      *Nods* A fair assessment. 21:10 Case and point..

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 года назад +25

      @@nubidubi23 what are those women doing on MY internet?!

    • @maho9139
      @maho9139 3 года назад +17

      women be shopping doe 😳

  • @Styruse
    @Styruse 3 года назад +6026

    She returns after a month and a half and she's high as sh*t. This is the *best* possible outcome.

    • @lulalela542
      @lulalela542 3 года назад +100

      The good ending

    • @nathanandsugar5252
      @nathanandsugar5252 3 года назад +40

      High Shoe is best Shoe. Shoe unchained.

    • @nathanandsugar5252
      @nathanandsugar5252 3 года назад +26

      @King Slayer Caught by the simp patrol. This comments section is a simp free zone.

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 3 года назад +10

      Y’all have thought *long and hard* about this haven’t you 😳

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 3 года назад +4

      @Bill Sbac she just like me fr fr

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +14838

    You'd have to be high to be able to tolerate our comments in the first place

    • @tayloraltmiller9529
      @tayloraltmiller9529 3 года назад +374

      HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained 3 года назад +198

      Where is your brother. The guy with a mustache.

    • @PQRDG
      @PQRDG 3 года назад +106

      I’ve learned you need to be high just to tolerate reality period.

    • @stinkymoe3635
      @stinkymoe3635 3 года назад +14

      Gay

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 3 года назад +22

      @@tayloraltmiller9529 Its called text mobile alerts for subscribing. And also, bots are allover youtube now, including people with VPNs. Many attention seeking people with vpn have many accounts to boost their comment. This guy and another name snakedude does it for sure.

  • @LuaLaustak
    @LuaLaustak 10 месяцев назад +215

    I love how no one can fit you in a box, they say ur a leftist, a nazi, a conservative, a commie, and LMAO that’s exactly what I like, individualism not just labels

    • @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch
      @Cyrus_T_Laserpunch 5 месяцев назад +22

      Labelers when they meet a real person. It's always fun to watch the sheer disconnect and confusion between all of the hate comments.

    • @Neitherette
      @Neitherette 3 месяца назад +7

      A shoe which nobody can fit in a box, hm...

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Cyrus_T_Laserpunch its mindboggling how people think that political affiliation is something you pick and fully commit in every question, its party documents become your Bible, and no fucking way human can agree with one party in one issue and with other in another

  • @eye_of_pluto
    @eye_of_pluto 3 года назад +2779

    I'm walking up to the next gay couple I see and asking "which one of you is the communist and which is the capitalist?"

    • @darkfoxxbunyip
      @darkfoxxbunyip 3 года назад +141

      I'm the capitalist, BF is the commie.

    • @Alorand
      @Alorand 3 года назад +122

      So one pays for it, while the other is giving it away?

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 3 года назад +9

      I Will gotta ask my friends now

    • @darkfoxxbunyip
      @darkfoxxbunyip 3 года назад +34

      @@Alorand Giving away...? Oh wait, you believe the leftie college girl definition of communism, not the actual real life example of communism.
      No comrade, that's not what communism is about.

    • @TheHateCorp
      @TheHateCorp 3 года назад +40

      @@darkfoxxbunyip The actual real life example of communism worked awesome for Cuba, Soviet and China.
      The idea is pretty, but fictional. What Marx wrote has never ever been implemented in real life. Because we're awful people that will screw eachother over if we can get an edge, from back when we fought over the best tree in the forest, to the beautiful day internecine conflict finally claims the last of us.

  • @gobomania
    @gobomania 3 года назад +2486

    You pointing out that there is E-girls and E-women, made me realize the future of the E-Mommy.

  • @chippudoodles5590
    @chippudoodles5590 3 года назад +649

    "Shoe0nHead is not allowed in the furry fandom"
    *Sighs and puts numerous furry OCs in the drawer* Ok fine guess I have to leave too

  • @u-mos8820
    @u-mos8820 Год назад +67

    oh, I think i get it. Shoeonhead uses a lot of sarcasm and nuance. People just straight up don't understand her her intended words. It's probably not the majority of people but they are the most charged. We need more people with independent views that stand apart from huge political ideologies.

    • @CellShadedVisual
      @CellShadedVisual Год назад +10

      If you’re not far left or far right people on the internet will get butthurt.

    • @Lemon_Sage9999
      @Lemon_Sage9999 2 месяца назад

      Ah yes, the online "value engine" of polarization 🎉🥴🎉🎉

  • @thalesanastacio760
    @thalesanastacio760 3 года назад +1899

    I love how she have more political affiliations associated to her than Jreg

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 3 года назад +204

      That’s because the only political affiliation Jreg needs is anti-Centrist

    • @Cpl.Punishment
      @Cpl.Punishment 3 года назад +87

      Posadist June when?
      (for real, please, for the love of all that is holy, unholy and all that is in between, no, please, no.)

    • @chiangkaishrek5123
      @chiangkaishrek5123 3 года назад +62

      Literally not possible, jreg in it of himself is an ideology

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 3 года назад +22

      Who’s jreg? Joe Rogan?

    • @azz2
      @azz2 3 года назад +67

      Communist Nazi jew is definately a thing that would feature on a jreg vid.

  • @captain_birdfaced
    @captain_birdfaced 3 года назад +1603

    Virgin future June: smart outfit, glasses, American flag, normal lighting, sober
    Chad 4/20 June: blazed out her mind, based, weed flag, expelled from furry school

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 года назад +10

      Is furriness a trade or a major?

    • @doomerius1300
      @doomerius1300 2 года назад +1

      Way to go

    • @graysonwilson3343
      @graysonwilson3343 2 года назад +2

      @@Just_a_turtle_chad Bet it's cuz she was doing turtle play, turtles don't have fur!

    • @confu5ed_
      @confu5ed_ 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@eMorphized yes

    • @_Hero_Link_
      @_Hero_Link_ 3 месяца назад

      are there Furry Universities?

  • @Bounsingonbongos1
    @Bounsingonbongos1 3 года назад +411

    These edibles ain't shi-i̴̖̘̙̙̥̥̻̖͊͗́̊̍͜ͅi̵̤͔̜̻̳͌̈́̔ḭ̴̫̤̫͕͖̗̘̹̱͖̦̞̩̄͜i̶͖̝͈̞̮͕̞̝̥̊̀̄͌̈́̌̄̋͂͑͛͋̓̈̓͌͠ͅĩ̵̛̪͍̜͚̳̫̭̥͍̞̦̠͉̹́̊̉͆͊͑̑͊̆͆͘͝͝ͅi̸͖̼̯͙̣͉͊͒̅̔̀̽͝͝ͅi̴̭͒̄̒t̴̨̨̰̥̫͓͎̖̬͍͙̹̱̺͖̾́̌̽̄̈́͐̇͊̉̿̿̾̕̚̕

  • @machinerin151
    @machinerin151 3 года назад +626

    "Come to the left, I'll make you a cookie sandwich" - says shoe, minutes after admitting that that cookie sandwich is shit

    • @zenverak
      @zenverak 3 года назад +28

      Well, she didn't hold up Nutella with that one.

    • @reallyskeptical
      @reallyskeptical 3 года назад

      Left right is the same following someone that has none of interests in mind! it's all about money your a number. Governments don't care it's all a show.

    • @absolutezero6423
      @absolutezero6423 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, so is the left so it works.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 года назад +1

      @@reallyskeptical uh oh stinky.

  • @NickMorouney
    @NickMorouney 3 года назад +2733

    Petition to get Shoe to start using "Let's go peanut butter boy" as a regular antagonizing remark.

  • @_KungFuBarbie_
    @_KungFuBarbie_ 3 года назад +385

    I like how this is supposed to be a break from hell world but kind of ends up being an episode of hell world anyway.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 3 года назад +8

      Oh the irony!

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 года назад +5

      Ironic - Palpatine

    • @waynedas873
      @waynedas873 3 года назад +4

      Twitter was a fucking mistake, man. Sjeesh.

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 3 года назад +1

      Hell world ain't a saying, it's a reality. :(

  • @angelaR4661
    @angelaR4661 Год назад +359

    As a filthy capitalist, my favorite thing about Shoe is her willingness to have her own damned opinions. We need more of this.

    • @yesss5773
      @yesss5773 Год назад +20

      Having your own opinion is evil. One must ALWAYS check the contemporary dogma BEFORE condemning the freethinkers!

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 Год назад

      Yeah society wants to suck the individuality out of us and make us cooperate with wage slaves and consumerists who buy shit they don't need with money they don't have , being screwed and butt fucked by the system

    • @cthulhu4411
      @cthulhu4411 Год назад

      ​@@yesss5773eat my carrots 🥕

  • @karlbatz8303
    @karlbatz8303 3 года назад +556

    Shoe: 'I'm not feeling it'.
    Also Shoe: 'Guys look how big my hands are'.

  • @oogaboogie
    @oogaboogie 3 года назад +942

    This video was made in a 4:3 aspect ratio to respect the original creative vision of Zack Snyder

    • @mprice6683
      @mprice6683 3 года назад +36

      I like this Shoe director's cut version. She is much more scary with these CGI effects.

    • @TheItalianoAssassino
      @TheItalianoAssassino 3 года назад +10

      bruh I audibly laughed at this comment; that doesn't happen often lol

    • @yacinekcl
      @yacinekcl 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @intercakefederation
      @intercakefederation 3 года назад +1

      The all mighty snider

    • @JahanzebA001
      @JahanzebA001 3 года назад +3

      As someone who loved the Snyder cut, this gave me life.

  • @teirlikestacos5864
    @teirlikestacos5864 3 года назад +278

    I love how none of the comments are quite sure where you stand on anything. It's wonderful.

    • @Akrilloth
      @Akrilloth 3 года назад +12

      Chad centrism

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 3 года назад +7

      i mean she makes it pretty damn clear

    • @MrKyltpzyxm
      @MrKyltpzyxm 3 года назад

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 I understand nothing.

  • @YourLocalHistorian
    @YourLocalHistorian Год назад +148

    I love that both extremes don’t like you, because it means you are more real than others

  • @hershy1594
    @hershy1594 3 года назад +427

    "None of you are funny."
    Gets burnt to a crips 2 seconds later

    • @johnnytee911
      @johnnytee911 3 года назад +1

      THAT is being "burnt to a crips" to you? yikes

    • @TheRaon75
      @TheRaon75 3 года назад +6

      @@johnnytee911 Give her a good burn then grillmeister, or are you all talk?

  • @JoeHeartsock
    @JoeHeartsock 3 года назад +405

    "Stop thirst following shoe, she hates you, and what you believe" Yeah, I know, that's why I watch her.

    • @bootsjamie
      @bootsjamie 3 года назад +6

      LMAO

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 года назад

      @@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Or maybe they're conservatives who are accidentally breadpilling their youtube feed.

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  2 года назад +77

      im now dating the person who tweeted that. unironically deadass.

    • @JoeHeartsock
      @JoeHeartsock 2 года назад +40

      @@Shoe0nHead ahh he was trying to discourage the competition. Smart.

  • @toodamnsaucymanigga6214
    @toodamnsaucymanigga6214 3 года назад +409

    “you think I’m a nine?” 😭 bruh that’s the most stoner shit you said I’m weak

  • @Jotunn96
    @Jotunn96 Год назад +62

    Started watching shoe last night and I can't tell if I understand her better or worse after this video lol

  • @desert5260
    @desert5260 3 года назад +566

    The amount of "She's a nazi." and "She's a commie". They can't even decide their own reason to hate shoe.

    • @dirtyjamsgot1795
      @dirtyjamsgot1795 3 года назад +5

      Why do people call her a Nazi???

    • @Brusanan
      @Brusanan 3 года назад +66

      @@dirtyjamsgot1795 Anyone with even slightly conservative views is a Nazi, because intellectual laziness. If you can just dismiss views as incorrect because wrongthink, you never need to defeat those views intellectually.

    • @HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman
      @HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman 3 года назад +8

      One time she is extreme right and some how extreme left how can that be possible

    • @darkdaxterversionz
      @darkdaxterversionz 3 года назад +2

      @@HannahHäggAutisticTransWoman horseshoe theory technically. In practice... Not really

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 3 года назад +3

      Clearly she plays for the republic. Empire is superior, though.

  • @MrTh3F0x
    @MrTh3F0x 3 года назад +528

    "these people treat politics as a lunch table" best description of the online left I've ever seen

    • @navidfarkhondehpay1142
      @navidfarkhondehpay1142 3 года назад +5

      I'd say this is more for radical leftists. Regular leftists ain't so bad :)

    • @pH3rn_ow
      @pH3rn_ow 3 года назад +4

      @@navidfarkhondehpay1142 Wdym by radical and normal? Some would say any anti-capitalist thought is radical.

    • @navidfarkhondehpay1142
      @navidfarkhondehpay1142 3 года назад +12

      @@pH3rn_ow Well I come from Canada, where our politics are quite a bit more left-leaning than america. I guess you could consider us quite a bit more socialist than america, but that's not necessarily a bad thing! I think when you get into VERY far-left ideologies like communism, then that's where people start to become hostile and difficult to deal with, but that's true of any radical school of thought isn't it?
      *Keep in mind, we are not socialist, we just have some aspects of socialism. We have free healthcare, more generous welfare, etc. but we still have private sector business, elections, and stuff like that.

    • @m3chanist
      @m3chanist 3 года назад +3

      Was she talking about just the left? Looks like you have the "correct" lunch table huh.

    • @wonderlandian8465
      @wonderlandian8465 3 года назад +2

      Why are both sides excluding the other side from the stupidity that both sides exhibit equally?
      Best description of the online left AND right i've ever seen.

  • @beatboxbill
    @beatboxbill 3 года назад +292

    "Mommy shoe step on me. Then we can raise a traditional family" lmao, i dunno why that got me.

    • @uziXwraith
      @uziXwraith 3 года назад +8

      it could be a chorus to a hit jam

    • @keithdiaz6147
      @keithdiaz6147 3 года назад +4

      I'm in this post and I don't like it.

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 4 месяца назад +2

      That's how all traditional families start off.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 2 месяца назад +1

      Modern starting of traditional family require modern solutions

  • @redraven117
    @redraven117 Год назад +51

    this is a perfect example of why you should be able to like a video more than once

  • @vamtired
    @vamtired 3 года назад +243

    Them: "why don't you use twitter"
    Twitter users: "right-wing communist"

    • @foolishmuleth6757
      @foolishmuleth6757 3 года назад +8

      @Haf Machoit Nazbol is a disease that must be cleansed

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 года назад +3

      @@foolishmuleth6757 Luckily it isn't chronic

  • @markokrstic8795
    @markokrstic8795 3 года назад +637

    "Socialism is a woman-minded ideology"
    Ah yes. Karl Marx. *The biggest woman.*

    • @felldin
      @felldin 3 года назад +12

      If read up on some basic psychological traits women and men have socialism is more women oriented. So it isn't even wrong.

    • @markokrstic8795
      @markokrstic8795 3 года назад +84

      @@felldin Karl Marx. The guy who invent socialism. Isn't a woman.

    • @framefox1320
      @framefox1320 3 года назад +50

      @@felldin Can you give me a source for that?

    • @CM-db5cg
      @CM-db5cg 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @xwrathsx
      @xwrathsx 3 года назад +12

      I’ll reply but not digging up sources. Socialism focuses mainly on people, while capitalism is more focused on things. Females tend to focus more on people while men tend to focus more on things so it’s not a stretch to say this. That said this doesn’t mean all men or all women

  • @PlutoTheLad
    @PlutoTheLad 3 года назад +287

    *Aggressively waits for peanut butter guy to show up in comments*

  • @Shadowh7
    @Shadowh7 11 месяцев назад +11

    Idk why RUclips suggested this channel to me, but I’m glad it did. You’re awesome! Lol. Subbed.

  • @eltonmartens1591
    @eltonmartens1591 3 года назад +1489

    “Right-wing communist” and “Nazi” and “Anarchist”? She’s out here getting the 100% completion achievement for politics

    • @georgehill6098
      @georgehill6098 3 года назад +50

      Polcomp speedrun

    • @user-lh7ix1qg8p
      @user-lh7ix1qg8p 3 года назад +56

      Shoe is an anarcho-nazbol confirmed

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 года назад +19

      Anti centrist action

    • @tonyb7615
      @tonyb7615 3 года назад +2

      if you are a neo nazi, show me their tat. i'll maybe take care of them for free.

    • @algorithm_acolyte
      @algorithm_acolyte 3 года назад +17

      Really excited to see if she breaks the current record for online politics 100% run. Pretty impressive, most people don't even attempt it and go for any%
      Really looking forward to the secret ending where Shoe is all ideologies and none simultaneously

  • @ARC_VR
    @ARC_VR 3 года назад +499

    The "Leftism leaving Shoes body when the Conservative is hot." One made me lol for a hot minute. Especially the response lmao....

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 3 года назад +16

      It was probably a comment towards Tucker.

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 3 года назад +13

      @@randomfools808 did you just say that Tucker is hot? By God, I didn't think anyone's standards were THAT low.

    • @jorden9821
      @jorden9821 3 года назад +7

      @@nateexists6292 you're saying you don't think he is? 🥵

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 3 года назад +11

      @@jorden9821 He looks like he's perpetually confused about why minorities want basic human rights.

    • @jorden9821
      @jorden9821 3 года назад +2

      @@nateexists6292 I used to be a conservative, and I gotta be honest with you man, I never once heard him say anything about minorities, he was very milk toast and close to the center.

  • @jackodavis969
    @jackodavis969 3 года назад +462

    Watching her go through the bag of snacks And realizing she forgot what she bought is the best part of this video

    • @averin5193
      @averin5193 3 года назад +9

      we've all been there after a moment of weakness in the snack Isle

    • @PushkaCom
      @PushkaCom 3 года назад

      Full bag of 7-11 snacks , in Australia that would cost like $200

    • @Revengeur72
      @Revengeur72 3 года назад

      Can't break this perfect 420 likes comment

    • @averin5193
      @averin5193 3 года назад

      @@Revengeur72 and it's broken

  • @spencersterling1265
    @spencersterling1265 Год назад +14

    I love that you make fun of everybody! Too bad there are not more creators like you !

  • @GamerG101
    @GamerG101 3 года назад +285

    “Step on me Shoe, then we can start a traditional family” I guess I was wrong about were babies come from.

    • @MrAnsatsuken
      @MrAnsatsuken 3 года назад +6

      Your comment has a lot of likes yet no replies...
      Thus Shoe will probably read this.
      NOW'S MY OPPORTUNITY!
      I'M YOUR BIGGEST SIMP, SHOE!

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 года назад

      WHAT THE FUCK I CHOKED ON MY OWN BREATH READING THIS

    • @internetexplorer3317
      @internetexplorer3317 3 года назад +4

      The woman steps on the phallus and then the babies come out the tip. Duh.

    • @MrAnsatsuken
      @MrAnsatsuken 3 года назад +8

      @@internetexplorer3317
      Based and Osiris-pilled.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 3 года назад

      You were wrong.
      Scientifically, stepping on the man is the only way to create sperm in his testicles. I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible.

  • @DisasterEnby
    @DisasterEnby 3 года назад +192

    I love how you can just see June gradually get higher throughout the video

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 3 года назад

      Not only that I feel like she's somehow making us high

  • @Psnowdog7
    @Psnowdog7 3 года назад +239

    Hmmm is she actually high or is this just a bit?
    June: *Brings home snacks, doesn't remember buying any of it*
    I never should have doubted you

  • @lwalker8785
    @lwalker8785 Год назад +10

    As a moderate I'm reassured by the leftists hating on you. Keep up the work! Based.

  • @synvice7491
    @synvice7491 3 года назад +215

    "I feel completely sober" Oh this is gonna be good.

  • @TheOnsieWithConverse
    @TheOnsieWithConverse 3 года назад +248

    "i feel completely sober"
    *does hand wavy dance thing for 15 awkward seconds while saying "look at that" like its an NBA trick shot*

  • @GrizbyK72
    @GrizbyK72 3 года назад +267

    The guy asking June to step on him every day broke my frontal lobe. And probably woke my roommates.

  • @francoisc686
    @francoisc686 11 месяцев назад +5

    Love the dry sense of humour. I think it is hilarious that folks are not intimidated by someone who can get laughs (and make a video) of folks insulting them.

  • @Jbrimbelibap
    @Jbrimbelibap 3 года назад +1037

    Peanut Butter Boy is S W E A T I N G right now my dude

    • @SupaDanteX
      @SupaDanteX 3 года назад +64

      Better be sweating peanut butter.

    • @Jbrimbelibap
      @Jbrimbelibap 3 года назад +22

      @@SupaDanteX Killing two birds with one stone xd

    • @airsoftpyro
      @airsoftpyro 3 года назад +6

      Furries are going "um... I sware ive seen this before at a convention..."

    • @chrisducharme1729
      @chrisducharme1729 3 года назад +5

      I really hope June responds to that video. 😂

    • @c.q.cumber5870
      @c.q.cumber5870 3 года назад +2

      I need to see this video

  • @Sidorio
    @Sidorio 3 года назад +2472

    The Shoe0nHead experience is a mix of laughing at her jokes and just laughing at her. Sometimes both. 10/10.

    • @llennon73
      @llennon73 3 года назад +10

      Weed is still illegal if you have a federal job

    • @antanis
      @antanis 3 года назад +27

      @@llennon73 hot take there Bobby. It's crazy.

    • @spudm6839
      @spudm6839 2 года назад +2

      @user-lu2lx3vp5q That is a possibility, abeit there might be more psychotic episodes, because THC can increase an individual's vulnerability to developing schizophrenia.

    • @spudm6839
      @spudm6839 2 года назад +1

      I am unsure whether I mispelled abeit or not. Brain fart?

    • @chrisskinner7859
      @chrisskinner7859 Год назад

      I know there is a no simp rule . . But never big on rules and they're application to me . . YOUR RIGHT DEFINITELY A 10

  • @vxgpakoable
    @vxgpakoable 3 года назад +852

    "politics are like lunch tables" God is outstanding how accurate that is

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 3 года назад +4

      Yep!

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 3 года назад +4

      I used to compare the way people view them to high school cliques or clubs.

    • @yeetthemeat-yf5vp
      @yeetthemeat-yf5vp 3 года назад +17

      It´s really funny how some people can´t wrap their head around the idea that other people don´t just have opinions which are exclusively left/right but on some topics rightwing and on others leftwing

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 3 года назад

      @@yeetthemeat-yf5vp because no such thing exists. The closet thing possible to what you're describing is classical liberalism, which is center right.

    • @yeetthemeat-yf5vp
      @yeetthemeat-yf5vp 3 года назад +8

      @@lukelyon1781 lol k. So you're one of these people?

  • @superblooper4379
    @superblooper4379 Год назад +8

    You’re underrated and you’re amazing.

  • @zv8291
    @zv8291 3 года назад +363

    "I'm more secure the US capitol"
    "Idk you've had just as many conservatives inside of you"
    shoe with the guiltiest reaction ever..

    • @castlebarron1788
      @castlebarron1788 3 года назад +29

      Fucking had me rolling lmao

    • @ManuelKoegler
      @ManuelKoegler 3 года назад +15

      Fucking destroyed

    • @leonildojunior8965
      @leonildojunior8965 3 года назад +29

      i could see her counting how many

    • @FatigueRestored
      @FatigueRestored 3 года назад +15

      Not trying to trash on June, but that comment was the funniest part of this video.

    • @Teyl1
      @Teyl1 3 года назад +4

      I spat my drink out. Amazing burn, amazing reaction.

  • @cjon7982
    @cjon7982 3 года назад +421

    "You think I'm a 9?" That one got me

    • @tobiwonkanogy2975
      @tobiwonkanogy2975 3 года назад +9

      I'll make you a cookie sandwich

    • @darshan9106
      @darshan9106 3 года назад +8

      Thats when you know you are high as fuck🤣

  • @WalkerTheSpy
    @WalkerTheSpy 3 года назад +568

    "Idk you've had just as many conservatives inside of you."
    Holy shit you fucking killed her, dude lmao

    • @Icemage25
      @Icemage25 3 года назад +19

      Holy shit lmao

    • @carpedm9846
      @carpedm9846 3 года назад +23

      Straight for the throat

    • @unitempt7975
      @unitempt7975 3 года назад +6

      i am a male and i can feel her pain when she read that

    • @WalkerTheSpy
      @WalkerTheSpy 3 года назад +20

      @@maestrofeli4259 she dated a few youtuber conservatives, one I remember is ArmoredSkeptic

    • @MappingEagle
      @MappingEagle 3 года назад +9

      That one was genuinely good lmfao, I'd leave too if that was me

  • @sf4137
    @sf4137 Год назад +6

    Way more entertaining than I expected. Grats.

  • @ColorfulAlchemy
    @ColorfulAlchemy 3 года назад +184

    you know she is high when the first thing she says after smoking is "i feel completely sober"

  • @milan5690
    @milan5690 3 года назад +2105

    “Communism is a female minded ideology”
    Ah yes, good old Carlie Marx, love her work

    • @meatyay
      @meatyay 3 года назад +228

      Not to forget Josefina Stalina, cutest commie of them all

    • @PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945
      @PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945 3 года назад +71

      That's why they call Russia the motherland oh wait Germania

    • @ekimaulthar2044
      @ekimaulthar2044 3 года назад +36

      ehh, give it time
      you just KNOW someone's gonna find """"proof"""" that he was trans...

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 3 года назад +25

      @@PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945 More like Gerwomania, amirite?

    • @snakeinabox7220
      @snakeinabox7220 3 года назад +6

      Ahh yes best wifu

  • @00NOR
    @00NOR 3 года назад +256

    Based Mommy Shoe redistributing the bathwater for all the comrades.

    • @BobbyLewis
      @BobbyLewis 3 года назад +11

      The communism I can actually agree with

    • @alimirzaee4689
      @alimirzaee4689 3 года назад +7

      Yass communism Yass queen

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 3 года назад +2

      Step on the bathwater, June!

  • @ec5400
    @ec5400 Год назад +21

    I felt high watching this xD your relaxed demeanor while high is soooo contagious

  • @samuelmartin2992
    @samuelmartin2992 3 года назад +137

    “I’m not an e-girl, I’m a grown-ass e-woman.”
    -Shoe0nHead

  • @theamazingcj2748
    @theamazingcj2748 3 года назад +417

    "Ball Dolphin" is possibly my favorite thing of all time.

  • @blackieechan6215
    @blackieechan6215 3 года назад +352

    I love how as soon as she says she’s high she does the most stoner thing imaginable

    • @Subterraneanhomesickgoober
      @Subterraneanhomesickgoober 3 года назад +7

      And what would that be blackiee chan

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 3 года назад +26

      @@Subterraneanhomesickgoober make a wave with her hands

    • @aj4waffles
      @aj4waffles 3 года назад +27

      @@blackieechan6215 Tbh im so high watching this i forgot she did that and when i read your comment thought you meant the oreo nutella cookie abomination but now i realize that was a while after it kicked in lol.

  • @n_noot
    @n_noot 3 месяца назад +6

    me: watching this video while also high, at 17:35 go on phone to search something and not paying attention for a moment, look back up to see shoe also on her phone and then proceed to look up from her phone, momentarily mindfucked by this 4th wall break from a youtube video

  • @onemorescout
    @onemorescout 3 года назад +2659

    Those “you’ll be conservative eventually” comments gave me real “you’re not *really* lesbian” type energy

    • @atheniansoldier811
      @atheniansoldier811 3 года назад +98

      Holy shit, that's it!

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 3 года назад +247

      Political conversion therapy?

    • @_4_0_4_6
      @_4_0_4_6 3 года назад +11

      Omg you're so right lol

    • @BifronsCandle
      @BifronsCandle 3 года назад +11

      "You mean I'll get the same cozy treatment boomers and early GenXers generally got? Wow, sweet!"

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 года назад +46

      Not in the slightest. The conservative eventually talking point is based of the documented phenomenon of people shifting politics to be more conservative as they age. Tomas Sowell in his twenties was a declared Marxist by his own admission. While it could be based of the fact that the mainstream politics shifts left as a whole every year soon today’s centrists will be tomorrow’s far right it is a real phenomenon.

  • @ussnate6362
    @ussnate6362 3 года назад +418

    Every time shoe takes a dive to the comments sections so does her faith in humanity.

    • @J0sh_395
      @J0sh_395 3 года назад +5

      Quality content in them. 😂

    • @snubbe0930
      @snubbe0930 3 года назад +3

      Don't worry, she's got a lifeline in the form of WEED

    • @DerOrso
      @DerOrso 3 года назад +1

      Excellent! That means we're winning *muahahahahahhahaaahahhha*caugh*caugh*caugh*

    • @kaidadragon1969
      @kaidadragon1969 3 года назад +4

      This implies she had faith in humanity to begin with

    • @DerOrso
      @DerOrso 3 года назад +1

      @@kaidadragon1969 Well I hope she did. That makes humanities fall from grace all that much more enjoyable ^_^

  • @darianr.6143
    @darianr.6143 3 года назад +2673

    As a jew I'm offended that people call her one so often, she is no where near as evil and greedy as me. To compare her to us is frankly insulting to all our hard work.

    • @falloutforever88
      @falloutforever88 3 года назад +278

      I heard if you get mocked openly you have the supernatural ability to affect their credit score.

    • @oopsiepoopsie2898
      @oopsiepoopsie2898 3 года назад +101

      Yeah her nose isn’t even that big and her eyes aren’t even that black.

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 3 года назад +65

      Self roast those are rare

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 3 года назад +35

      She can’t even increase her credit score without moving! Nor can she increase her bank account worth.

    • @deathbyaspork
      @deathbyaspork 3 года назад +13

      top tier comment

  • @GengoSenmon
    @GengoSenmon 7 месяцев назад +5

    This was funny and I like how you were so indifferent to all the criticism about your looks especially. Most women would crumble mentally reading comments like that. You have to do one of these vids while high again.

  • @passthepomegranate
    @passthepomegranate 3 года назад +251

    I laughed at Ball Dolphin way longer than I should have

  • @adamshumate8858
    @adamshumate8858 3 года назад +361

    “If you like Shoe, you ain’t left!”
    -Twitter users

    • @phillemon7664
      @phillemon7664 3 года назад +29

      Jokes on the Twitter users as I don't use Twitter, that shitass website deserves to burn.

    • @adamshumate8858
      @adamshumate8858 3 года назад +5

      @@phillemon7664 Agreed.

    • @edirinotuburun979
      @edirinotuburun979 3 года назад +20

      And if you don't like shoe, you ain't black - Joe Biden

    • @nuclear_addict
      @nuclear_addict 3 года назад +4

      I’m currently suspended on Twitter for an undisclosed amount of time for calling Candace Owens the “R” word lol. She can’t handle the truth.

    • @parisbtw5779
      @parisbtw5779 3 года назад +4

      Nor are you right
      or a nazi
      or a commie
      or an american
      or a jew or something
      idk these comments hurt

  • @Ozisl
    @Ozisl 3 года назад +143

    June is a great Rorschach test for anyone's beliefs and biases. Within 15 seconds of seeing her, people will reveal exactly what they want to fight.

    • @JustinKoenigSilica
      @JustinKoenigSilica 3 года назад +13

      I think you mean litmus test? Although rorschach isn't a bad description either.

    • @Yodalemos
      @Yodalemos 3 года назад +2

      @smorbidity more like "thanks social media algorithms"

  • @SpineChylz
    @SpineChylz 6 месяцев назад +3

    The laughs and giggles get more cutesy the more high you are lol.

  • @zukamimotu..2071
    @zukamimotu..2071 3 года назад +135

    The moment she googled whenever energy drinks have an effect on weed...that was golden.

    • @xwrathsx
      @xwrathsx 3 года назад +7

      An odd combination of excitement and regret in that look

    • @lordpunriq
      @lordpunriq 3 года назад

      Then she ordered snacks. Lmao

  • @werr3222werrr
    @werr3222werrr 3 года назад +485

    Can we just take a moment to recognize how she said sentient
    SENTINENT

  • @graflovespeep2487
    @graflovespeep2487 3 года назад +200

    "You think I'm a 9?" LMFAAOOOOO

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 3 года назад +5

      That's not wrong

    • @peikkojumala
      @peikkojumala 3 года назад +12

      More like wife/10

    • @SpiralSine6
      @SpiralSine6 3 года назад +12

      @@peikkojumala I need that socialist distributed free bath water.

    • @imperiumgrim4717
      @imperiumgrim4717 3 года назад +2

      Nah more like infinity and beyond

  • @mrpicky1868
    @mrpicky1868 11 месяцев назад +10

    "gay space communist lefty" we need artists working on that ASAP XD

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 2 месяца назад

      Funny how "gay space communism lefty" is ones who most realistic and level-headed of all left who talk about actual economic issues and not woke bullshit that irrelevant to the lives of the most people

  • @pugsareawsome5202
    @pugsareawsome5202 3 года назад +439

    Peanut Butter Boy been awfully silent since this dropped

    • @jedaye47
      @jedaye47 3 года назад +3

      @@phoenixshade3 DO IT! Nobody will know you arent PeanutbutterBoi

    • @_nater_tots_
      @_nater_tots_ 3 года назад

      gren dai

  • @dycamm
    @dycamm 3 года назад +213

    “I’m your boyfriend now”
    Doesn’t sound so bad

  • @stever1693
    @stever1693 3 года назад +286

    "you think I'm a 9???" absolutely floored me.

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 2 месяца назад

    The hand dance made my night 😂😂😂 (it was a slow evening but that sht was funny, you high af) 😂

  • @somebodyyouneverknew1095
    @somebodyyouneverknew1095 3 года назад +376

    You’ve given me an irrational fear of the Irish now

  • @BilboWaggins
    @BilboWaggins 3 года назад +103

    I wouldve come to the left much sooner if I knew I got a cookie sandwich

    • @Pracedru
      @Pracedru 3 года назад +1

      A Nutella cookie sandwich mind you.

  • @gregbryant3826
    @gregbryant3826 3 года назад +126

    I respect the fact that every time you do one of these videos you have the testicular fortitude to include one truly savage comment.

    • @KavsLockedOut
      @KavsLockedOut 3 года назад +3

      ball density

    • @thepsion5
      @thepsion5 3 года назад +10

      I have to say, "You've had more conservatives in you than the U.S. Capitol" made me cackle out loud

    • @captininsanoo00
      @captininsanoo00 3 года назад

      I respect the hell out of her for not taking herself too seriously and being able to laugh at herself.

    • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
      @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 3 года назад +1

      womb of iron.

  • @Mustakrakish1337
    @Mustakrakish1337 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dude you're like everything I missed about how RUclips USED to be. Keep doing the thing, you got a sub in me (and that dawg in me 😅)

  • @matsomo
    @matsomo 3 года назад +404

    The most triggering thing about Shoe is how she eats Hubba Bubba rolls

    • @KitOkunari
      @KitOkunari 3 года назад +9

      She's high so I guess it makes sense to eat like that

    • @supercharger4189
      @supercharger4189 3 года назад +25

      @@KitOkunari she will still be prosecuted for her crime against humanity

    • @bearberger06
      @bearberger06 3 года назад +3

      She kinda looks like a Hubba Bubba roll

    • @Akaitoism
      @Akaitoism 3 года назад +3

      Cent in ent triggered the fuck outta me.

    • @mynamejot8623
      @mynamejot8623 3 года назад +4

      Only a far center Nazi-Communist would eat a Hubba Bubba gum roll like that

  • @TheClobo2001
    @TheClobo2001 3 года назад +85

    I love june, but high june really is a big ass mood

  • @MrIzzy5466
    @MrIzzy5466 3 года назад +186

    "Stop Thirst Following Shoe"
    That person just called Shoe Beautiful. His insult became a compliment lol

    • @RainbowSpark2411
      @RainbowSpark2411 3 года назад +11

      Sooo... Task succefully failed?

    • @marcindzamroga8945
      @marcindzamroga8945 3 года назад +7

      @@RainbowSpark2411 Au contraire: Task failed successfully.

    • @RainbowSpark2411
      @RainbowSpark2411 3 года назад

      @Kai Anderson I was trying to make a joke about it being the inverted version of the meme... But went terrible.

    • @RainbowSpark2411
      @RainbowSpark2411 3 года назад

      @Kai Anderson Not everyone can be winners. Refering to myself of course

  • @TimothyPankey
    @TimothyPankey Год назад +18

    Discovered you through Matt Walsh. He recommended your video about male loneliness, then the ADHD took over. Been watching your videos for hours now, and I have to say I'm hooked. You're remarkably talented. Wish there were more women like you in the world; intelligent, honest, deep, and insightful, yet playful and funny. It was very delightful this digression I fell into under the spell of your charisma. I wish I could buy you a cup of coffee or a drink and just enjoy your company for a few hours talking about whatever came to mind. Be well. Thank you for being a beautiful human being.

  • @blastgamers8129
    @blastgamers8129 3 года назад +140

    That moment you realize Shoe actually looks like a sexy Dr. Seuss character.

  • @JontySins
    @JontySins 3 года назад +163

    Putting two cookies together and dipping it in Nutella has to be the most American thing I’ve seen u do

    • @NachtKaiser666
      @NachtKaiser666 3 года назад +2

      I thought she would make a nutella cookies sandwich 🤣

    • @vojtechstepanek7145
      @vojtechstepanek7145 3 года назад +1

      I was expecting Shoe to say it tastes like diabetes.

    • @sagabloodpaw9327
      @sagabloodpaw9327 3 года назад +1

      Nah deep fried oreos are lol

    • @JontySins
      @JontySins 3 года назад

      @@arkadisevyan no, but eating it straight from the jar is

  • @courperationX
    @courperationX 3 года назад +75

    "She's not a liberal because her picture is her holding a gun."
    *reminisces on the time when "liberal" meant "giving people rights"*

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 года назад

      You're reminiscing on 1799?

  • @miru021
    @miru021 Месяц назад +2

    You are one of my favorite RUclipsrs. 😂❤🎉

  • @shake-zula9637
    @shake-zula9637 3 года назад +255

    “You look like a sexy cat in the hat.”
    So are you implying that he wasn’t sexy before?

    • @alexandernyberg8668
      @alexandernyberg8668 3 года назад +10

      Take my like you degenerate

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 года назад +11

      They probably ment the totally not sexy book form.
      Unlike the lovely cat in the hat featured in the 2003 live action comedy film *The Cat in the Hat*

    • @MHG2000DK
      @MHG2000DK 3 года назад +4

      r/cursedcomments

    • @Simboiss
      @Simboiss 3 года назад +6

      The comment says "sexy HAT in the CAT". It's different...

  • @TheNerdySportsGuy
    @TheNerdySportsGuy 3 года назад +547

    The “Irish rule the world” bit had me rolling

  • @matthewtylergee
    @matthewtylergee 3 года назад +444

    LibRight: “Don’t tread on me”
    Also LibRight: “except for Shoe. You can step on me”
    😂😂😂

  • @KvitekAdam
    @KvitekAdam Год назад +5

    I need to make a positive comment in reaction to all this. Shoe is so cute and funny, I love to watch her videos. Keep doing this fun!

  • @OneOnOne1162
    @OneOnOne1162 3 года назад +223

    The most insulting one by far was the one that said Steven Crowder was funnier.

    • @NachtKaiser666
      @NachtKaiser666 3 года назад +18

      Shall we agree that Crowder has more simps though? (I also disagree with the funnier comment)

    • @jasonsoliva6678
      @jasonsoliva6678 3 года назад +7

      I've always felt his radio room buddies wearing headphones act like a constant forced laugh track.

    • @it-s-a-mystery
      @it-s-a-mystery 3 года назад +4

      @@NachtKaiser666 Shoe is funny, Crowder isn't. The only thing people could possibly watch Crowder for is his looks. Therefore all 5.4 million of his subscribers (seriously, how does he have that many what the fuck) are actually simps.

    • @panickysociety97
      @panickysociety97 3 года назад +1

      Same but y'all gotta realize comedy is subjective.

    • @at5203
      @at5203 3 года назад +1

      Ikr? You can call me dumb, but damn dude, don't call me less funny than Crowder, that's too much.

  • @Levi-vn9iq
    @Levi-vn9iq 3 года назад +142

    That cookie sandwich just made me flip sides faster than Italy during ww2

  • @danielpayne7414
    @danielpayne7414 3 года назад +97

    Ah, woke up at 6 in the morning to get stoned af and discovered this gem lol

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 года назад

      That's me every morning but except for the video popping up later.

    • @bestgem
      @bestgem 3 года назад

      (:

  • @znanoopb8810
    @znanoopb8810 Год назад +13

    You are the most easy going female and open to criticism
    This is a good channel and you are a good person
    And I like your politics