If Buddha Was A Terran Player (Artosis Clips)
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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If Buddha played Starcraft: “There are 4 forms of suffering: TvT, TvP, TvZ, and TvR.”
Even TvT?! 😹
Dude tvt games are like an hour watching 2 metapods fighting each other.
@@Tiepo01Genuinely hilarious comment and fully accurate.
@@Tiepo01 I remember that episode
metapod, use siege! *metapod stays just as sieged as it was before*
oh yeah? metapod, use siege!
great television
Actually Buddha was a Protoss player that's why he could found Buddhism :)
Lmao
racismbot donated 300 bits approximately 17 times before he was banned. 100 bits is $1.40; $1.40 * 3 * 17 donations = $71.4, the price of making Artosis rage
Worth it
WORTH EVERY PENNY
Buddha in his first sermon, which translated from the Pali language means "The Turning of the Dhamma Wheel", taught us that Flash would have won
First good flash joke in quiet a while. Very nice build up!
flash wouldnt lose 12 marines.
Bruh was that the entire bee movie script? Classic
Buddha would definitely have been a Protoss player.
Poor racismbot, that had real "dad shouts at you when you're trying to get his attention by acting silly" energy.
HE IS THE MAN LMFAO, I'M WHEEZING
What a sad person that guy must have been
Flash would have founded Buddhism.
I never could have guessed SC:BW horrible unit pathing would give me so much laughs and joy, thanks to saltosis
He's probably gonna kill someone for real one day.
@@harizotoh7 Get real bro.
My God I love Arty. He's a shining beacon of hope when you scumbag Zerg are on the map. Protoss you disgusting dishonorable foes. Only Artosis can save us.
Perhaps i treated him too harshly...
at 7:45 actually watched it in 0.25 speed. He never clicks for the marine to go below the factory rofl ohh Arty
Cannon rushing confirmed as the most spiritual way to play. And @7:46 he clearly fails to send the marine back - it didn't get stuck.
He added the bottom marine to the control group with the top marine and sent them down. Though the marines were a bit far apart from each other, they did act a bit wierd
7:59 he clearly just didn't move that marine back. hilarious.
#FREERACISMBOT
this is probably my favorite out of all the artosis clips
7:46-7:47 he actually didn't sent the marine back the factory..
28 minutes into the game.. 2 base noobtosis vs 7 base scan. Sounds about right.
MODS HELP, SOMEBODY IS GIVING ARTOSIS MONEY SHUT IT DOWN
a long video! thank you a lot, i love these lmao
racism bot cheered x300
@2:30 Had me... the lings going at like 4x speed on his rax
Watching lings smash into shit is one of the most satisfying things in the world. Like beavers building a dam.
7:58 bullshit, I clearly see you click right at the factory at 7:10
After that right click, he added the bottom marine to the same control group and right clicked further down
@@jmanbrizzle what the fuck are you looking at.
Buddha played Protoss
I have watched this clip like 20 times, I am dying with racismbot and his donation, I cannot stop to watch that part hahahahahahahahahahah
9:44 LMAO
I lke you so much Artosis
god damn, might be the 4chan of all twitch chats
Artosus
Flash would have picked the right race. Wait a second
We need flash to leave the military so he can fix the race again.
GUYS. I KNOW WHY ARTOSIS LOSES. CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, BUT AT 2:08 YOU SEE THAT ARTOSIS PLAYS WITH A WIRELESS MOUSE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM TO ALL HIS TERRAN WOES.
no amount of books will make you fell ok about losing a game, chat
it looks like racismbot hated terrans, probably a protoss player. thats why he tilted him till he lost the game. He lived up to his name, terran racism is real, terran lives matter too
“Takes zero skill”
Yeah, because hanging out on 2 bases while never being aggressive takes skill amirite
Dreadinfested seriously? lol
lol never change. Blaming glitches for micro mess ups
lol
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LOL these are hilarious
Holy shit, RacismBot is a God. LMFAO
No, that was fucked up
@@moistnugget4147 i follow this channel because it makes my day how Artosis rages and the chat messages are hella fun but that one guy was really annoying
make tank
Artosis job is to get angry for donations.
I don't mind get paid to just get annoyed lol
UU? RR?
racismbot cheered
LOL unreal
30 year Calabriasan American (He looks italo) man losing his shit over Starcraft 1.
Where's my spaghetti, this man has a megalo katso mate.
He looks like Tommy Spaghetti from gta vc
I hope you are acting. For your sake
HE IS GIVING ME MONEEEEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You know Artosis, all this bullshit pathfinding that didn't work got fixed in SC2. Just saying. You can come home to the superior game. You don't have to play a game where breaking the engine is considered a valid move, balance hasn't been updated in 20+ years, you have to train for years to get good at the busywork, and a marine will randomly glitch out and destroy your fucking game.
Come home to Legacy of the Void. We have siege tanks that can siege without needing an upgrade, no goddamned goliath pathing, and plenty of protoss to shit on.
Brood War makes Artosis practically cry and he still likes it more than SC2
@@alexandriac6641
Yes, Stockholm syndrome is a scary thing to behold.
@@HrHaakon Cope
@@alexandriac6641 lol
More like SnoreCraft II