It's Frightening For The Human Race (Artosis Clips)
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- Опубликовано: 19 июл 2021
- Artosis' zen state doesn't last quite as long as he'd like. (13/07/21)
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7:20 I fear not the ape who has practiced 10,000 cheeses once, but I fear the ape who has practiced one cheese 10,000 times
Kidtosis: "Hey dad, what are we gonna eat today?"
Arty: "I fucking hate this, I HATE THIS"
Kidtosis XD 😭😂😂
Sorry to hear about your family starving bro. Unfortunately I cannot force myself to watch zentosis at this point in time. Good luck.
Oh hell yeah another Artosis raging clip. Keep uploading my man, we love your Artosis vids
Are you the Ultimate Guy In The Chat
Artosis is my religion. Thank you for your existence.
Artosis raging about fighting the same faction he plays
He's like the DSP of Starcraft. XD
I just had to remove a tire, covers and bumper to change a fucking blinker light bulb. Watching and laughing at Artosis raging is like therapy.
This is my new guilty pleaser. Haha
when I saw the flying scv glitch, my first thought was "hey that's pretty cool I wanna try". I think I might be a protoss main...
"How do you hold on if I was going any sort of speed vulture build?"
"But I'm going speed vulture build..."
Best Directors Cut of Artosis' Streams! Love your Videos
artosis is my spirit animal
I was a Protoss player back in the day and was “best player” in my clan this day I realized I was probably the worst player I just played Protoss the easiest win haha.
I was equally good Terran/Protoss back in around 2006, I too was the top player in my clan, however the meta then kinda favored Terran in my opinion as mass expanding wasn't as common
Artosis is the most honorable guy in the ladder.
Nice EBay 8:51
12:05 I got legitimately sad here. :c
He should just play customs with people he knows instead of ladder or something.
He's making pretty good sums of money being an entertainer. He's successfully playing video games for money. He could choose to go be a wage-slave pretty much anywhere he wanted to if he thought it would be better for him.
@@chrisperry1869 yeah compared to wage slavery...i would play sc lol
I remember when Flash lose his ZvT against tech Terran, and when he lost his tvz against one base zerg controlling all entire map.
literally because i watched some of these last night in my dream it made this crazy scenario that involved a lot of cossacks rts elements of buildings unit production and resource management , and i had to manage these things in competition with other players around me in this big open space to do enough things to score enough points to make it so i would not be in the cut off for the people who had to be cast into the literal pits of hell , where one point i was on some unstable high ground with holes opening in the ground around me i could see was where hell was , and i could see there were even more holes in there that went further down more levels of hellishness LOL
what is arty's mmr with protoss? he was playing with mouse only, took the entire map and a-moved carriers and won.
Arty makes a decent point at 8:45 .
Someone doesnt perfectly understand a video game that is long dead by now?
Some brains just don't have that personal responsibility component.
you clip channels talk to each other? And if yes do you know which one of you guys did that donno? 0:55
idk xD
IT DIDN'T MAKE!!
You are doing god's work here
I feel bad for this man, gaming is supposed to be a fun distraction. Once you become a content creator, the streams cross, and ghost busters ban you from life.
You need to diversify your activities Daniel, playing fewer games might be the ticket for you my friend.
It's me Flash. Almost didn't see you there from behind my sunglasses. 🤣
I love hearing Atry rant about bad players that cheese.
I wanted to say that you have such strong Polish roots it really shows. I feel you. You are a typical Polish intelligent person dealing with the harsh reality that everyonne else is fucking dumb and they like it... Honestly, first of all you will never change the world. You can only have a small influence on a minor part of it and thats just part of being a human for the 99.9% of us. That realization should free you from expecting the players to care to actually play high skill macro games or anything else. They dont care. They literally have conditioned themselves to be obsessed with winning internet points and because they suck they had to stop caring about how... Once they achieve awareness that their life is short its literally too late to change anything. the person has been formed...
You shouldnt make thesame mistake. Honestly i think apart from your starcraft games ( both failures and victories ) the best content you make is when you explore other games, even if its just a single player campaign for warcraft or any other interesting game. Perhaps adding a bit of variety would help with stess. You are cursed with intelligence, so figure out the world around you and make that work for you without unneeded stress or sadness. You achieved a lot more most people ever will. You need not prove anything. You are a veteran.
Nice job
Artosis must have some sort of deal with Blizzard where he gets a bugged out version of SC that makes him miss things more than usual so he can rage and profit, or the guy is genuinely cursed
4:45 that's the worst clapping I've ever seen
I think it's supposed to be lol
A human being, male, 38 years old, plays SC1 in 2021: "This is so fukt up".
What can I say.. "WELL SAID !!" ))
"they're so bad" - guy who lost
ah yes, my daily dose of sodium :D
ARTOSIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU ASK BLIZZARD TO FIX THE NORTH AMERICAN SC2 RANKING SYSTEM?? I WAS 1v1 PLATINUM LAST SEASON, WON MY PLACEMENT MATCH AND IT SAYS IM TIER 1 BRONZE WITH ALMOST 2800 MMR WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!????? HELP!
LOL, NA is so bad that Plat NA is Bronze NA /s
@@HrHaakon wow u just won comedy, congrats.
@@ahuzel
Thank you.
@@HrHaakon lol
One thing i will never understand about Starcraft players, if one race is better then the other two, why dont you play that race?
Seems like the obvious thing to do IMO
cause they function differently and you might find it more fun to play with certain mechanics. the issue here is more that his entire life is built on playing this game so he has no choice or faces a gigantic risk to his livelihood to quit.
for most people, you can either accept the situation of the race, or quit the game and just having the choice to play when you want makes it a lot more bearable.
@@TheInfectous Sure, but artosis doesnt seem to be having fun. So instead of complaining that one race is so much better, just make the transition..
I doubt his stream would crash and burn if he decided to not play terran
Since this comment section is probably full of "guys in the chat" I want to ask you all about the meaning of a few artosmemes:
- UU? RR?
- Artosis_
- WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
- Mario erotica
naga
why do people spam Naga in chat sometimes? like at around 11:25 11:30 ish
it means get out and its also missing yo at the end which is more bn
STOP COMPARING poker to Starcraft Noobtosis they're not even close to the same game. ALSO, Guess what ??! IF YOU know your SCOUT timings.. when to scout .. how to pick up on information.. YOU WONT GET BLIND SIDED by lets say... a 4 gate all in... or a 2 base build. YOULL SEE IT COMING.
play sc2
Is this guy streaming for a living now? Is that why he feels like he's some kind of victim for playing a videogame all day?
Pretty zen guy, right?
hahahahahahah
It seems like terrans are particularly weak against dark swarm, while protoss can still get through it.
What about not behaving like a 10 year old over a video game? manchildtosis
i love the idiocy of "It worked so it can't be bad" like you think that a strat that only works in 1 of 10 scenarios against people who weren't prepared for it are good?
why are you milking this so hard artosis?like its fake rage to make max views and max money,just stop it
I'm not Artosis and it's definitely not fake, he just be very passionate about his game.
@@ArtosisClips i just have a question for u
@@ArtosisClips do you monetise this video?cant tell cuz adblock
Found the B rank protoss
@@JimmyRussels77 lol
dude if you're genuinely not enjoying the game, stop fucking playing it, real simple
This guy is hilarious