I'm the guy that Blizzard pays to keep an eye on Artosis and to fuck with his matchups. They pay me pretty well, but to tell you the truth, I'd do it for free.
That's how broken Starcraft really is. Very fun game, almost nobody plays ranked vs anything else because the balance is held together by melted cheese.
@@Slimurgical exactly. BW is well known to be incredibly imbalanced in the world of RTS. Especially the mirror match up TvT. It always favours the player who is bad at winning, causing them to win.
addiction man, i hated playing world of tanks, it took me 2 years to break the addiction, so much rage, god i dont ever want to go back to world of tanks, such terrible times
@@ATOQ777 its not fun but it could have been a fun game. when you start out everything feels fine but as you play and try to get better you will realize the huge flaws that ruin the game
Lol dude this whole thing of "didnt make!!!" as if its not his sole fault, just cracks me up sooo fkin much. Its just an amazing subtle but blatant way of distancing responsibility for ones actions.
When it comes to buildings though, sometimes it really is bullshit. Like the SCV will move as if it starts the construction, so you look away and it turns out something minor blocked the edge of the building in the last second, so the construction didn't start. In those cases, Arty's got a point. It's crap that Terrans get hit by the hardest.
Let me get this straight... He doesn't like playing vs Protoss or Zerg. But when he gets Terran he complains as well? How should a match go in order for Artosis to enjoy playing it?
awww ive never seen artosis besides his casting and he always seems like hes having a great time. I never knew he was so angry. hopefully he just has fun playing sometimes whether hes winning or losing.
Artosis If you expect your opponent to play only one certain way and one certain build or you immediately mentally collapse… then no offense but you’re playing the wronggg game homie
i've watched so many of these that my dream last night literally made a custom game that i watched artosis play and get mad at just like how they are done in these videos X"D .....
I'm the guy that Blizzard pays to keep an eye on Artosis and to fuck with his matchups. They pay me pretty well, but to tell you the truth, I'd do it for free.
For real?
@@linardssmagins8468You are so dense.
holy cow. the conspiracy was real
“I am a 1000 times better than him” loses
That's how broken Starcraft really is. Very fun game, almost nobody plays ranked vs anything else because the balance is held together by melted cheese.
@@Slimurgical exactly. BW is well known to be incredibly imbalanced in the world of RTS. Especially the mirror match up TvT. It always favours the player who is bad at winning, causing them to win.
starcraft 1 is more balanced than the disaster that is sc2
Used to be a great saying back in the Win98SE era: The machine follows your commands, not your wishes.
"I'm fucking done with this game"
Proceeds to play
addiction man, i hated playing world of tanks, it took me 2 years to break the addiction, so much rage, god i dont ever want to go back to world of tanks, such terrible times
@@soldier22881Is that fun? Looked like everyone plays as a tank and fight eachother
@@ATOQ777 its not fun but it could have been a fun game. when you start out everything feels fine but as you play and try to get better you will realize the huge flaws that ruin the game
@@soldier22881 I see, glad you're free from it man!
Whenever Artosis starts talking about how much better he is than another player, it's a sure sign he's probably about to lose.
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Only now I have realized that they say big battle cruiser because it's abreviation is BBC
Lol dude this whole thing of "didnt make!!!" as if its not his sole fault, just cracks me up sooo fkin much. Its just an amazing subtle but blatant way of distancing responsibility for ones actions.
When it comes to buildings though, sometimes it really is bullshit. Like the SCV will move as if it starts the construction, so you look away and it turns out something minor blocked the edge of the building in the last second, so the construction didn't start. In those cases, Arty's got a point. It's crap that Terrans get hit by the hardest.
Finally, someone who plays the game
@@carlng8438 so whats the excuse for upgrades without travel time that "didnt make"?
@@christtel1484 it just didn't make!!!!! or something
I've only recently started watching Artosis play SC1 and I've learned one thing.
Use Build orders = Lose the game
Be a Monkey = Win the game
Dunno why people hate Artosis, watching him rage feels so good. It's like he's raging so I don't have to.
Their only employee is paid to fix my matches 😂😂😂😂😂
5:54 the comment saying he looks like Hughie from The Boys, I can't unsee it now
Let me get this straight...
He doesn't like playing vs Protoss or Zerg. But when he gets Terran he complains as well?
How should a match go in order for Artosis to enjoy playing it?
he cries about Random as well.
So there's that.
because he trained tvz. and tvt is stupid
I think Artosis would enjoy playing only against a clone of himself. And even then it'd still be questionable.
@@manolgeorgiev9664 No, he'd complain about himself (opponent) turtling all the time and having bad timings.
Artosis doesn't understand simple math. I guess he would also yell at a coin for landing heads 4 times in a row when the odds are only 50%
You can observe that whenever he misses too much when shooting at high ground
That's fair to be mad about those odds tho
Streaks happen. That's reality. Gamblers fallacy is very easy to fall for.
The odds of a coin landing head 4 time IN A ROW is 6% not 50%
awww ive never seen artosis besides his casting and he always seems like hes having a great time. I never knew he was so angry. hopefully he just has fun playing sometimes whether hes winning or losing.
Well it seems you only saw funtosis, now glimpse to our beloved saltosis.
Nah, this is his mad identical twin😅
i like the keyboard it looks really cool
Artosis makes new accounts all the time. Upset when opponent does the same of course
How did he lose that first game? Far out he had like 7 bases to 4.
I hope the brown brew donos come in next video... Yesterday was a brown brew stream #BrownBrew #BrownBrewCrew #BrownNight
Artosis If you expect your opponent to play only one certain way and one certain build or you immediately mentally collapse… then no offense but you’re playing the wronggg game homie
i've watched so many of these that my dream last night literally made a custom game that i watched artosis play and get mad at just like how they are done in these videos X"D .....
This one was hilarious.
Did the protoss player just pushed with a simple army and win? I didn't understand how he lost the last match.
3 firebats for lots? n00b here. What's the harm in making a few
aglet, haha! thats awesome.
I love u thank u
No problem 😊
most often his brain didn't make
the amount of rage all the time is absurd, how can you be this angry about a game? like a little child
Does arty know he is rages and blames dumb shit or not, i honestly cant tell.
Crytosis
artybros...
oh youre back
Category 5 baby rage 😂 perfect description of the 🤡
Baby is crying darling 😟
Shaaat upppp...I am working i am working 😡
Flash would have won
🤣🤣🤣 he cant play agains nothing and nobody 😂😂
We love your channel Artosis!!! 😂😂😂 you’re hilarious!! Always make my day
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wonder if he's ever going to realize that he's just awful at the game