Siege Didn't Make (Artosis Clips)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @billybegood466
    @billybegood466 2 года назад +96

    I'm the guy that Blizzard pays to keep an eye on Artosis and to fuck with his matchups. They pay me pretty well, but to tell you the truth, I'd do it for free.

  • @LorenzKamo
    @LorenzKamo 2 года назад +31

    “I am a 1000 times better than him” loses

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 9 месяцев назад +1

      That's how broken Starcraft really is. Very fun game, almost nobody plays ranked vs anything else because the balance is held together by melted cheese.

    • @smacker-os9md
      @smacker-os9md 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Slimurgical exactly. BW is well known to be incredibly imbalanced in the world of RTS. Especially the mirror match up TvT. It always favours the player who is bad at winning, causing them to win.

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 4 месяца назад

      starcraft 1 is more balanced than the disaster that is sc2

  • @hmr1122
    @hmr1122 2 года назад +12

    Used to be a great saying back in the Win98SE era: The machine follows your commands, not your wishes.

  • @Sacraddon
    @Sacraddon 2 года назад +22

    "I'm fucking done with this game"
    Proceeds to play

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 4 месяца назад +2

      addiction man, i hated playing world of tanks, it took me 2 years to break the addiction, so much rage, god i dont ever want to go back to world of tanks, such terrible times

    • @ATOQ777
      @ATOQ777 3 месяца назад

      ​@@soldier22881Is that fun? Looked like everyone plays as a tank and fight eachother

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ATOQ777 its not fun but it could have been a fun game. when you start out everything feels fine but as you play and try to get better you will realize the huge flaws that ruin the game

    • @ATOQ777
      @ATOQ777 3 месяца назад

      @@soldier22881 I see, glad you're free from it man!

  • @DarkNova50
    @DarkNova50 2 года назад +56

    Whenever Artosis starts talking about how much better he is than another player, it's a sure sign he's probably about to lose.

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 2 года назад +9

    Only now I have realized that they say big battle cruiser because it's abreviation is BBC

  • @YelenaSgt44
    @YelenaSgt44 2 года назад +29

    Lol dude this whole thing of "didnt make!!!" as if its not his sole fault, just cracks me up sooo fkin much. Its just an amazing subtle but blatant way of distancing responsibility for ones actions.

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 2 года назад +7

      When it comes to buildings though, sometimes it really is bullshit. Like the SCV will move as if it starts the construction, so you look away and it turns out something minor blocked the edge of the building in the last second, so the construction didn't start. In those cases, Arty's got a point. It's crap that Terrans get hit by the hardest.

    • @carlng8438
      @carlng8438 2 года назад +1

      Finally, someone who plays the game

    • @christtel1484
      @christtel1484 2 года назад +7

      @@carlng8438 so whats the excuse for upgrades without travel time that "didnt make"?

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 2 года назад +1

      @@christtel1484 it just didn't make!!!!! or something

  • @villjess77
    @villjess77 2 года назад +7

    I've only recently started watching Artosis play SC1 and I've learned one thing.
    Use Build orders = Lose the game
    Be a Monkey = Win the game

  • @lifenote1943
    @lifenote1943 Год назад +5

    Dunno why people hate Artosis, watching him rage feels so good. It's like he's raging so I don't have to.

  • @dixonyu4349
    @dixonyu4349 2 года назад +3

    Their only employee is paid to fix my matches 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FELCommentary
    @FELCommentary 2 года назад +1

    5:54 the comment saying he looks like Hughie from The Boys, I can't unsee it now

  • @Stan_S_Stanman
    @Stan_S_Stanman 2 года назад +13

    Let me get this straight...
    He doesn't like playing vs Protoss or Zerg. But when he gets Terran he complains as well?
    How should a match go in order for Artosis to enjoy playing it?

    • @videogameyuno8231
      @videogameyuno8231 2 года назад +9

      he cries about Random as well.
      So there's that.

    • @matteofontana_
      @matteofontana_ 2 года назад

      because he trained tvz. and tvt is stupid

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 2 года назад +9

      I think Artosis would enjoy playing only against a clone of himself. And even then it'd still be questionable.

    • @Bluuders
      @Bluuders 2 года назад +13

      @@manolgeorgiev9664 No, he'd complain about himself (opponent) turtling all the time and having bad timings.

  • @theairmechanalyst3937
    @theairmechanalyst3937 2 года назад +14

    Artosis doesn't understand simple math. I guess he would also yell at a coin for landing heads 4 times in a row when the odds are only 50%

    • @VieneLea
      @VieneLea 2 года назад

      You can observe that whenever he misses too much when shooting at high ground

    • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
      @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514 2 года назад

      That's fair to be mad about those odds tho

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 2 года назад +2

      Streaks happen. That's reality. Gamblers fallacy is very easy to fall for.

    • @hugodelphan8638
      @hugodelphan8638 Год назад +2

      The odds of a coin landing head 4 time IN A ROW is 6% not 50%

  • @stewartcole8879
    @stewartcole8879 2 года назад +7

    awww ive never seen artosis besides his casting and he always seems like hes having a great time. I never knew he was so angry. hopefully he just has fun playing sometimes whether hes winning or losing.

    • @Honyakusha
      @Honyakusha 2 года назад +6

      Well it seems you only saw funtosis, now glimpse to our beloved saltosis.

    • @theeraphatsunthornwit6266
      @theeraphatsunthornwit6266 2 года назад +1

      Nah, this is his mad identical twin😅

  • @soldier22881
    @soldier22881 4 месяца назад

    i like the keyboard it looks really cool

  • @DjDana0
    @DjDana0 2 года назад +3

    Artosis makes new accounts all the time. Upset when opponent does the same of course

  • @hughtitchener6478
    @hughtitchener6478 2 года назад +2

    How did he lose that first game? Far out he had like 7 bases to 4.

  • @PepperDoom
    @PepperDoom 2 года назад +1

    I hope the brown brew donos come in next video... Yesterday was a brown brew stream #BrownBrew #BrownBrewCrew #BrownNight

  • @lunatik3395
    @lunatik3395 2 года назад +2

    Artosis If you expect your opponent to play only one certain way and one certain build or you immediately mentally collapse… then no offense but you’re playing the wronggg game homie

  • @iamLI3
    @iamLI3 Год назад

    i've watched so many of these that my dream last night literally made a custom game that i watched artosis play and get mad at just like how they are done in these videos X"D .....

  • @malachkah
    @malachkah 2 года назад +1

    This one was hilarious.

  • @henriquegaby3538
    @henriquegaby3538 2 года назад +1

    Did the protoss player just pushed with a simple army and win? I didn't understand how he lost the last match.

  • @IricForset
    @IricForset Год назад

    3 firebats for lots? n00b here. What's the harm in making a few

  • @somecooney5304
    @somecooney5304 2 года назад

    aglet, haha! thats awesome.

  • @llllllllllllllIIlIllIIllIIIIll
    @llllllllllllllIIlIllIIllIIIIll 2 года назад +2

    I love u thank u

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 4 месяца назад

    most often his brain didn't make
    the amount of rage all the time is absurd, how can you be this angry about a game? like a little child

  • @imdunes
    @imdunes Год назад

    Does arty know he is rages and blames dumb shit or not, i honestly cant tell.

  • @kabukijo3148
    @kabukijo3148 2 года назад +2

    Crytosis

  • @bluegreen8650
    @bluegreen8650 2 года назад

    artybros...

  • @matteofontana_
    @matteofontana_ 2 года назад +1

    oh youre back

  • @jackpowell8155
    @jackpowell8155 Год назад +1

    Category 5 baby rage 😂 perfect description of the 🤡

  • @theeraphatsunthornwit6266
    @theeraphatsunthornwit6266 2 года назад

    Baby is crying darling 😟
    Shaaat upppp...I am working i am working 😡

  • @jjjjjjjj7n
    @jjjjjjjj7n Год назад +1

    Flash would have won

  • @dimad6502
    @dimad6502 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣 he cant play agains nothing and nobody 😂😂

  • @jmoneyentertainment
    @jmoneyentertainment Год назад

    We love your channel Artosis!!! 😂😂😂 you’re hilarious!! Always make my day

  • @maximad5997
    @maximad5997 2 года назад +2

    First

  • @KpAp4
    @KpAp4 2 года назад

    wonder if he's ever going to realize that he's just awful at the game