The Trials and Tribulations of Artosis The Wise
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2021
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A compilation of one of my favourite streamers Artosis on his journey through the Brood War ladder in latter quarter of the year of 2020 (and a bit of 2021.) Fighting back the intense rage induced by player-to-player contact that only a Protoss (or a Random player on Protoss) can bring about.
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Игры
If you liked this video, you can find a new channel I made of Artosis Clips here,
ruclips.net/user/ArtosisClips
I also have an older channel I made of Artosis full stream highlights, a 5hr stream of salt condensed into 30-50 minutes, though I've been a little too busy to keep it up to date as of late.
ruclips.net/user/LastNightonArtosis
Artosis is so well mannered. He always compliments his opponents for being talented and earning a well deserved victory!
It's so much funnier when he's mad with that stache. It's so perfect
when he has that stache it just makes me think about how hideous it looks rather than what he's saying
Arty reminds me of Idra so much, but in his commentary, he speaks with so much passion and analytics.
It kinda hurts to see himself put through all this.
Lmao, yeah, that first clip is one of the funniesst things ive seen from him
@@marcusson9025 truth is tho that it s really hard to not be a dirty cheeser and also do well in mmr.
Lol
Artosis:
-When he loses he mad
-When he wins he even more mad
By the looks of it many people here dont seen to play competitive modes at all. You can 100% be mad when winning specially in Starcraft. Because of all the bs you have to go thru when facing a greedy protoss that goes nexus first into CARRIERS or some fucking factory man Terran that just turtled with siege tanks and won't leave the game dragging it out for so long. Same with WoW pvp, some arena comps are complete aids to fight against.
@@christtel1484 are you sure you not secretly Artosis?
@@christtel1484 If you can't get satisfaction even from victory, you should just quit. I've seen plenty of LoL players lose their minds over nothing.
Artosis has spent so long casting pro Starcraft that he's forgotten the most important rule of esports: the professionally played version of a game has absolutely nothing to do with the real version of the game, which is what the rest of us play. There's no real rules, no meta, just rungs on the ladder and the people who fill them. It's the wild west and you can't just rely on a survival guide and a 6 shooter to survive, sometimes you gotta get weird with it and improvise
He hasnt forgotten that.. it's a stream persona my guy lmao
@@theSato Its not a stream persona, Artosis has always been known as a salty player long before he was a streamer. His issue is that he just wants to play like he does in tournaments. Everybody on ladder knows how to play against him by doing what he wont predict and using cheap tactics and he is just unable to adapt. Protoss isn't as busted as he pretends it is, they're easier than the other races for less skilled players but at his level and apm that shit shouldn't even be relevant, he just isn't good at the matchup.
@@kingenfuuken It's certainly a stream persona. Notice that when he's casting he never says Protoss is OP and Terran is underpowered? There's no bias there? He only turns that shit on during the stream.
Also the ladder people know how to play against him because they tend to just stream snipe lol
@@theSato its not a stream persona at all, he never says that protoss is op or terran is bad in casts because thats not how it works, what is good or bad heavily depends on skill level
there is no race that is bad or good regardless of skill, terran is the hardest to learn and play but also the strongest if you play perfectly
protoss can do so much shit to punish and win the game simply by terran not being prepared, pros are just much better at reading everything and preventing it from happening, which is why its different on the pro level
@@hallo-mt5tx congrats on not getting it lol
When a game makes you this mad, you should go for a walk.
_"Hi everybody. On the recommendation of my therapist, I'm switching up this channel a little. So welcome to this, the first installment of my new series, 'Nature Hikes with Artosis'. It's a beautiful day out today, and we'll be making our way to--"_ **immediately steps in dog shit** _"GOD, this trail is SOOOOO BAAAAD!!!!!"_
I am fucking crying here LMFAOOO🤣🤣🤣
It's actually insane seeing someone spend their entire life pursueing their passion like Artosis, like actually living their dream, and consistently being this ridiculously upset.
And this bad
@ThePontoniusz he'd actually really good. Good enough to reach S tier. Unfortunately the Koreans are gods and he's well below that level.
If I ever play against Artosis I will intentionally do things a few seconds late or early to ruin him.
are you using the pedophile symbol for your YT icon?
@@dungeonmaster6292 A fraternity pfp probably
Dont forget to play as protoss
@@dungeonmaster6292 Thats a nordic symbol wtf are you talking about
5:20 That was the angriest sip I've ever seen. I love it! :D
eeeh i wouldnt say that, back in the day during WOL and early HOTS i would actually like flip my fucking desk in anger at some shit
@@Templarfreak he said angriest sip not angriest flip
the 2 cameras made it look like he put it down so fast too lmao
"If it's stupid and it works, it aint stupid" - Murphy's Laws of combat operations
If it's stupid & it works, it's luck.
You have a good point.
@@RoseGold-Playa - "Artosis" (Probably)
@@RoseGold-Playa Luck or not it’s a W...
It’s a good demonstration of intelligence vs wisdom. He knows what build killed him, he knows how they did it to him. However, artosis refuses to accept any deviation from his build or scout better.
@Piter DeVries simple yet effective break down. :) wouldn’t expect any less from a mentat
Lmao spot-on. He even complains about how often that kind of stuff beats him and yet he still never anticipates it... a little bit of self-criticism can go a long way
At this point I am sure this is his act to get more sub.....nobody could be this angry at a 30 year video game.....
@@Tomoyo0827 I think he definitely gets genuinely furious, but I also think the over the top reaction is played up.
Edit: I say this because I get really pissed off at games, but I think he allows every little thing to get a big reaction for the content
He's in a feedback loop
You see Artosis is missing alot of youtube income by not uploading these on his channel
he'd get demonetized tho xD
@@synka5922 Why lol?
@@a39.7 because youtube hates people (also he swears a lot)
the uploader dont fucking deserve this
@@synthwavetruthers9937 yeah, but youtube is one big shit show.
For reference: Watch Upper Echelon Gamer's "My epic battle with Bungie" or "RUclips protects disgusting content"
the passion of the artosis
he suffers so we don't have to
I think we got it wrong - it wasn't idra that was the ragiest, it really came from artosis and rubbed off on idra.
At least Idra was good. Kappa
@@NabaniSaa i mean, he has gotten s rank
@@irontorch4186 Yeah, he was a great commentator.
@@irontorch4186 i mean, Idra was actually in a team and fought progamers in televised matches
@@elian958 how does idra being better make artosis bad?
Never seen Luigi this angry
It is in moments like these that you can actually _taste_ how much Artosis cares about the game.
and also how much of a child he is
It tastes... Salty.
@@zach84119It doesn't taste like anything at all.. like it's.. *tasteless*
Grown man crying over a vidya game.
This genuinely had me in tears LOL!
I've watched it over a couple times already, it's so good! That second last clip is AMAZING
Artosis hates every player that doesnt play the way he thinks they should play, whats funny its that he keeps losing against "terrible" players
He assumes they'll make the best possible decision at that time, which would be to capitalize on a lot of weakpoints he has but instead they'll just keep doing what they're doing against stuff he usually makes to counter them, his downside is that Artosis isn't a gambler. Starcraft is a game of gambling. You can be a safe player, but it's about who wins the gamble in the end.
Example: when behind dark shrine.
Why? I am at the point where I have lost already, however this last ditch effort could mean a huge upset if I play it right and he isn't ready. The gamble and the risk reward. Artosis doesn't like risk, so he doesn't bear the fruits of reward.
@@Spartanoffaith The best possible decision is to account for the potential bad decisions of others and play safer. Artosis is delusional.
@@Spartanoffaith yeah that means the game is stupid. For a game that didn t get a balance patch in a decade tho it is very good.
Idra had the same problem.
it is his mustache, is giving him bad RNG and stupid races. Fking mustache
Im gonna dress up as DROP SHIP MAN for Halloween this year
0:31 his face when the spider mine noises start to happen LOL
This is the video that started it all and got me watching Artosis.
Thank you Adam Dunas for this gift of endless salt
The problem with Artosis is that he doesnt realize that now that he is almost a stablisbed S he needs to play better strategic games, most Protoss do gets to play better strategies sooner but then his race is inferior by a Terran that does both (mechanical and strategic) he will have a hard time learning that fact as S. Artosis misses this currently because his life has been HARDER to get to S becuase he chose Terran, but from here let me ask you something to anyone reading...have you ever seen Artosis doing drooships vs P?, Have you ever seen him doing third with 3 tanks with mine placement?, Have you ever seen him doing third with 2 vult drop on main?, Have you ever seen him do fake 2 fact?, Proxy barrack...proxy fact?...the list goes on and on, Artosis is stuck into wathever strategy get him to S (good mechanics and solid builds), but that will only get him so far.
If you are reading this Artosis let me tell you, this "idiotic person in chat" has a point: PLAY STARCRAFT NOT TERRAN BOY, change your inner cogs. You are only going to be a SOLID s S if you embrace the cheese, the FUN and the challenge of taking risks, trust me i am an S player and been there for 2 years (i come from FISH 1.16).
Snow said it the best (you seem to respect snow) "S is going back to D with imrpoved mechanics and knowledge"
Well, I read your comment and I couldn't agree with you more. I'm Protoss and while I haven't actually played any Brood War in many years, I once played at a high level myself. Artosis knows the Meta to be sure, but the "Meta" is not something written in stone. Starcraft is like Jazz; there's a tremendous amount of improvisation and that's what makes it good. He only really seems to know one way to play (meta). But if your opponent KNOWS that you're playing Meta he can do something different and beat you. Back in the day something I would do in TvP would be to throw up 3 stargates with a fleet beacon because I KNEW my opponent would be scanning me for carriers. But I wouldn't make carriers. All of a sudden I'm fighting Goliaths mixed in with tanks and vultures while I'm upgrading my army; which is a better fight than pure tank/vulture. Then I might upgrade Scout speed and make 4-6 to send to harass scvs or tanks. You've got to get creative sometimes.
Marcelo dropping knowledge
@@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 Same. The way I put too is SC and most games with a ladder system is like a big game of rock-paper-scissors. Your strategies in C/bronze are paper. Once you learn to play scissors vs that paper you go up to A and B/silver-plat. Then when you learn to play rock against those scissors you move up to S/diamond and beyond. Then you pretty much know the very intricate details about the game. However, if everyone is playing rock at the top, sometimes you bring back a refined paper strat and take out that rock. Not everything is linear in an RTS.
His mouse skills and basics(where he puts his attention during fights, maneuvering) are really quite bad. What makes him so mad is that other players are free to experiment and play a tactical game while he thinks the game should be chess with intricate pre-planned moves. It would serve him better to just understand optimal moves/ideas and play with more freedom to find holes in opponents decision making
If artosis read he would call you a ffing moron
"I don´t dream about starcraft that much. When I do tho, it´s supply blocks."
As a long time Arty fan I feel for him.
You can see just how deeply he cares for the game and how badly he wants to be the best - but he’s pounding away at the problem thinking it’s mechanical practice that will get him into S rank, whereas a mentality change to his approach would vastly improve his game. Hope he gets past this mental barrier!
Yeah, it sucks for him. But merely wanting to be the best isn't enough.
He should genuinely take an honest look at what he's doing - just because you know how something "ought to be" doesn't mean that it's going to turn out exactly that way. It's like the difference between learning the theory about something, or watching someone else do something well - there's a lot of pain points in mastering the execution of it. It's not as "easy" as it's made to look. And *that* is the part where it begins to look like he's border-line delusional.
Someone in his chat said it best - imagine these 2000 MMR ranked players aren't playing like pros, who would've thought - lmfao.
@Heinrich HeinrichI believe S rank is 2140+ - which is top 1%. That still isn't anywhere near pro-level MMR.
In 2018 a lot of the top pro accounts were around 3000 mmr according to TL Forums, so I imagine it's still pretty similar.
Idk if you play League of Legends, but for comparison League of Legends Challenger is top .013%., and Diamond is around top 2%, so Artosis is the equivalent of a mid-level Diamond player in League comparing his opponents to LCK players. It's a little bit of a stretch.
His latest stream was one long meltdown ending in B rank. Clearly doing a lot worse the angrier he gets.
Yes, he needs to go into the Amerigo Vessel with some zergs and destroy the barriers those terran scientists have put on his mind lmao
Not sure you should feel for him at this point, the guy needs to grow tf up, I mean what a man child, get a life. Smacks of someone who has revolved their life around a game far too much and addiction issues. I guess if he is able to make a good living off of it still as a commentator good luck to him, but get out more and do something else huh?
Alternative title: Down here, salt is a way of life.
i only watch his youtube channel. this is fucking hilarious he leaves out his embarrassing rages
He doesn't make his own videos, I usually watch all his streams so I don't really watch his main RUclips as it's just stream clips. Though if I remember right the guy who actually does his RUclips used to make Arty rage videos before, so I'd be surprised if none of them were included. Though that could totally be intentional, idk.
So he leaves out 90% of his games.
I love Artosis's complete lack of introspection lmao
I love when he goes "he's literally doing nothing" or "it takes no skill" when a zerg or protoss out Mircos him. Like bro how hard is it to put a tank in siege mode
i love that he even cries about other terrans, truly unhinged and im here for it.
The "dropship man" at like 3:23 made me laugh pretty hard 😂
Imagine Artosis as an old man - the grumpiest raisin in the town, all the kids mess with him cos they know they will get an reaction.
I mean, this video, I get it, that's why SC2 exists. It's a better game. No amount of Day[9]'s "look the shittiness enhances the experience" and "no bugfixes and no patches lets the meta evolve better" will convince me otherwise.
He hates Protoss with all his heart 😂😂😂
I love that his cam setup has his arms looking tiny lol
this is performance art
That penultimate clip was intense.
Fucking Artosis man lol.
"God's there's a psychopath on the loose!" - Todd Howard, Imperial City 2021.
Now that’s a great compilation, good job 👌 Artosis is by far the greatest streamer in the universe
We live in a blessed time to know Artosis's rage.
Artosis must play against quite a few game-theory experts from MIT
Bless you for editing this
Artosis is all of us.
THIS IS VERY GOOD CONTENT! THANK YOU!
He doesn't understand that RTS isn't always a meta. Sometimes people do random weird timings and weird things and if you're not ready you can lose. It's not always because they're bad, although he's right about being able to lose to bad players. He doesn't want to admit that that's what RTS is all about though. Even good players switch up timings to trick the other players so they cancel stuff and try to cut corners to get ahead. For example reaver drop used to be quick, off 1 base, almost always. Now it's more standard to get the reaver after you expo and Terrans are so used to cutting corners that they don't scout it and don't make a turret ring. It's not always written in stone, that's what RTS is all about. That's exactly *WHY* you can lose to bad players. I lost to a scouted 4 pool once because I made a mistake and only sent 2 probes to block one of the holes in my wall, instead of 3-4 and it cost me the game. I was this mad.
I love artosis so much.
9:06 and he still prefers playing bw over sc2.
SnoreCraft 2
Angry Artosis with stash looks like an evil Super Mario
The first clip is one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmao
Fantastic compilation.
With that 9 pool though... I understand his pain... In starcraft 2 there has been a number of times where the all-in from the other player was going to come, and it was going to hit at a certain time, I knew the timing from previous games against the same build. But then they arrive really late... so I am unprepared.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
3:23 it´s too much for me "HAHAHAHA Dropshipman" (with 1313 face)
By the end of this I just kind of feel bad for him.
I've seen all of Arty's content except the ladder. Oh dear, LOL.
its like completely different person/world
Boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Pablo Escobar get as mad as when he plays Starcraft
Thank you so much for this. It's one of the funnier video I've seen in a whie.
Thanks! :D
Love RT. I fall asleep to this fking stream...
Please more of these
Artosis deserves more subs on his main YT channel! His passion is awesome!
it really whips the llama's ass
Artosis is both an inspiration and a cautionary tale.
He really was on a roll when he had the mustache haha
thank you for making this video you cultured man
did you ever hear the tragedy of darth artosis the wise?
This compilation is too funny =)
So many talented players in this video
One of my randomly favorite things about these, is that TASTELESS uses clips of them for his sub notifications LOL
thx for this video
BW exorcised a different brand of rage in people like we've never seen in SC2 😆
SC2 is chill. SC1 is where the hardcore rage is at :)
I love this
The best 12 min of all time!!!
I’m glad to see Artosis rage as much as I do
i love seeing artosis be so positive and open-minnded about his opponents skill levels at the beginning XD
This is beautiful
I had such a shit day but damn this video made me smile again.
I was having a bad day but after watching this I feel better.
Lmao I love the first video where he quits on the recall. He was over 20 000 points behind him when he quit haha...
loved this video 10/10
Goddamn angry Harry Dean Stanton!
Damn, that dropship man bit got me good.
Please upload more Artosis Rage I love this videos
i laughed so much i started to cry. Damn he's so funny it hurt
hahaa watch this everymorning, makes the day better
When you played the game for so long you finally become the villain!
I feel like I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am
Don't worry buddy, I laugh every time I watch it and I made the thing and have seen all the clips a lot. lmao
best stream evar
As much as I love Artosis' rage vids, he sure is right about Toss. They are so OP I can't believe I never saw it when I was young.
Artosis expects all his opponents to line up like the redcoats did in the Civil War
that -21 mmr at the end was painful though
Quality content.
Protect Artosis at all cost this guy is the pillar of SC
The DSP of Starcraft.
I wonder if the 'delayed nine pool' may be a somewhat legitimate strat.
It is, however the timing is extremely crucial.
"He's so bad he's fucking bad" -someone getting there ass clapped
I don't know why i smile so hard at this. It's so entertaining though :')
HONOR.
8:40 "I'm going to beat this guy so bad!" and the proceeds to miss 2 of his first 4 SCVs
Literally went to comments to see did someone notice it.Wish it didn't cut clip immediately.
Opponent: Plays standard
Arghtosis: RAGE
Opponent: Makes the slightest deviation from standard
Arghtosis: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
One would think artosis' brain would be big enough to lay mines and put up turrets by now.
artosis: "arbiters are so fucking broken. what do you MEAN there are other units besides tanks and vultures"
Pure gold!
Best ASMR
Geoff, Incontrol is laughing his ass off watchin this in the clouds