The Guy Just Cheeses EVERY GAME!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

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  • @VieneLea
    @VieneLea Год назад +135

    Shout out to the Blizzard developer who, upon hearing that RT prepared for TvPs, flicked the "Zerg" switch

    • @DannTeBg
      @DannTeBg Год назад +4

      *unranked pro gamer zerg

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Sir... a second zerg has matched against Artosis."

  • @myfaceisonfire6985
    @myfaceisonfire6985 Год назад +72

    this video has made my life substantially better

  • @DarkNova50
    @DarkNova50 Год назад +106

    I've got to say, I didn't have the best day today. But the thought of Artosis continuously languishing on the ladder, being trolled by his followers, and deriving nothing but pain from something he once loved has really put a spring in my step.

    • @acardioxc
      @acardioxc Год назад +19

      This post wins the day, haha. I just imagine the perspective of RTs wife, trying to take care of 4 kids and hearing screaming coming from his office. Then seeing him coming out dejected every day and going to the freezer for an ice cream cone.

  • @LoOziS
    @LoOziS Год назад +128

    Can watching this man's anguish ever get old?

    • @pullerschubserwilli4251
      @pullerschubserwilli4251 Год назад +10

      Yes.

    • @dewwwd3431
      @dewwwd3431 Год назад +7

      No it cannot I love it, he looks and acts just like I imagined all Starcraft players back in the day before I even ever knew what they looked like

    • @bradpeterson4258
      @bradpeterson4258 Год назад +1

      No

    • @Some_guy_with_a_beard
      @Some_guy_with_a_beard Год назад +4

      Not in this lifetime

    • @GokenSayajin
      @GokenSayajin 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't get how artosis' stream community has fevilved to the point of straight assaulting the ears of my man in some of the best non Korean SC: BW we may see in a good while

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace Год назад +47

    How dare that protoss make units and send them to Arty's base lol

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 месяцев назад +2

      How dare they play the game

    • @lukelaser5397
      @lukelaser5397 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol rts is dying and it'd a good thing.

  • @julka159tyu
    @julka159tyu Год назад +12

    “I’m very excited” - last famous words

  • @odoacredacalcutta5085
    @odoacredacalcutta5085 Год назад +15

    lol, the ending where he actually blames his wife for his misery was intense.

    • @Ajaxlancer
      @Ajaxlancer 8 дней назад

      probably one of the most pathetic things I have ever heard

  • @SvensPron
    @SvensPron Год назад +20

    When Artosis calls you a f*cking moron, that's actually a compliment

  • @BigGuns2024
    @BigGuns2024 Год назад +8

    When passion send you mad lol

  • @JamesFenczik
    @JamesFenczik Год назад +18

    "stop winning! you're not playing right!" lol. the toddler defense

  • @Slurvydervish
    @Slurvydervish Год назад +6

    I feel that every single unit is made to counter Terran units. Being a Terran main in BW is an absolute struggle, they're practically antagonized in the ladder, and it is so rewarding to actually beat a single freaking person, especially vs toss.

  • @DrZergling
    @DrZergling Год назад +9

    Your anger is not good for your soul.

    • @TehKorwinMikke
      @TehKorwinMikke 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's good for his bank account though.

  • @ASOT666
    @ASOT666 8 месяцев назад +2

    this was fucking hilarious, especially the way the commentors were tilting him lmfao

  • @catchmyscoober
    @catchmyscoober Год назад +17

    Never turn the thing you love into a job.

    • @EGGJAZZ
      @EGGJAZZ 5 месяцев назад +2

      dunno man he makes bank

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 4 месяца назад +2

      @@EGGJAZZ doubt, streamers dont make much, the top 5 maybe millions, but most are about slightly less than an office job salary just enough to stay afloat

    • @EGGJAZZ
      @EGGJAZZ 4 месяца назад

      @@soldier22881 he definetly does lol check how much people donate

  • @sergiopabzu6692
    @sergiopabzu6692 Год назад +23

    Artosis does the same thing every single game and expects different results.

  • @owenthailand
    @owenthailand Год назад +12

    Both Artosis and Mephisto are lord of hatred.

  • @basimaziz
    @basimaziz Год назад

    14:42 LOL. "My medics are so stupid, it hurts my feelings." LOL!!!!!!

  • @AlexLopez-pk3ix
    @AlexLopez-pk3ix Год назад +1

    This is comedy gold I am dying

  • @davidbang9625
    @davidbang9625 Год назад +1

    This video was soothing ahhhh....

  • @JonasVieth-eo8zq
    @JonasVieth-eo8zq Год назад +1

    "You're actually one of the dumbest humans to have been born, your genetic line should end."
    I bet Frost Giant has Artosis at #1 contender to be the face of Stormgate!

  • @llJiggyFlyll
    @llJiggyFlyll Год назад +7

    In the beginning, I was actually worried when RT talked about retiring his build. But when the chips were down, it was a joy to see guys in the chat get treated with the ol'classic 'No expand 0-0 4-Fact push'. The build almost never wins, but it generates rage highlights like no other.

  • @smugshrug
    @smugshrug Год назад +23

    It's incredible that no matter how old he gets his negative attitude and toxicity never improves.

    • @jennyxie5382
      @jennyxie5382 Год назад +7

      But this is what we are here for 😅.

    • @pointlessmanatee
      @pointlessmanatee Год назад +2

      why would they change? he's running on habit.

  • @luckyluc9972
    @luckyluc9972 Год назад +2

    Is it an all in if they have more bases?

  • @dionowen6050
    @dionowen6050 Год назад +2

    RT we just want you to be happy.

  • @Jose-xm3tq
    @Jose-xm3tq Год назад

    16:20
    This while bit
    LOL

  • @socrattt
    @socrattt 2 месяца назад

    Artosis is what happens when God creates a meme of a meme.

  • @SwatyChopsuey
    @SwatyChopsuey Год назад +2

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GAD DAMMIT

  • @dewwwd3431
    @dewwwd3431 Год назад +4

    All I have to say is….
    “Meow wow, wow meow wow… underscore..?”
    Also I love that artosis wife hates him so much that she is forcing him to play Starcraft

  • @swordre5805
    @swordre5805 Год назад +6

    Is there any terran streamer that rage like arti?

  • @visitante-pc5zc
    @visitante-pc5zc Год назад +3

    Awesome

  • @TheOldWhovian
    @TheOldWhovian Год назад +8

    META - Most Effective Tactics Available. META Abuser - Someone that "abuses" playing the game effectively.

    • @lukelaser5397
      @lukelaser5397 3 месяца назад

      Lol u mean cheese, rush etc? Nah man you morons can keep this trash game and sc2. There is a reason rts games are dying out. It's stupid shit like this.

  • @JohnnyDarko01
    @JohnnyDarko01 11 месяцев назад +1

    GOD DAMNIT!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!

  • @mxecho
    @mxecho Месяц назад

    are you from NJ?, cuz you have the sunny disposition of folk from the garden state.

  • @mg0
    @mg0 Год назад

    This is brilliant comedy.

  • @raptorsan85
    @raptorsan85 5 месяцев назад

    Harry Dean Stanton

  • @AlexLopez-pk3ix
    @AlexLopez-pk3ix Год назад

    Zerg is easy to counter I like to use spider mines to get thru the swarms and the vultures for sneak poke attacks

  • @Conya1337
    @Conya1337 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the video
    made me smile

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 8 месяцев назад

    meow wow, underscore??? meow wow, underscore??? meow wow

  • @cozos
    @cozos Год назад +6

    meow wow

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 6 месяцев назад +1

      Woow underscore

  • @Gmose869
    @Gmose869 Год назад

    What is the meow wow 😂😂

  • @ZER0-C00L
    @ZER0-C00L Год назад +1

    4:20 😂 5:55 🤣 15:25 😅

  • @De_Nome
    @De_Nome Год назад +1

    Protoss casually attacks Terran
    Artosis: fuxxin all in!

  • @chinchilla415
    @chinchilla415 Год назад +7

    I'm not too familiar with competitive Starcraft but maybe a guy in the chat can help me here. If you have been playing, streaming, and commentating on a game for 25 years, wouldn't be very familiar with cheeses & pushes by now? And learning to handle and cope with them?

    • @SPQR_14
      @SPQR_14 Год назад +5

      The thing about Elo/MMR based games, you will always reach your skill level rank, and then you will always be stuck in a perpetual ~50% winrate. Even if he learned to beat all these cheeses and pushes, he would just face a new set of challenges with a higher MMR. The only people who can enjoy dominating opponents are the literal top players in the world.

    • @EdReed-r8n
      @EdReed-r8n 6 месяцев назад

      @@SPQR_14 so the system works correctly then?

    • @SPQR_14
      @SPQR_14 6 месяцев назад

      @@EdReed-r8n Sure, the point is that "being better" doesn't mean "winning more games." You will always lose 50% of games, unless you become a top pro.

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical 10 месяцев назад

    It's weird that pros even play on smurf accounts. You'd think they'd be the last people to bother.

  • @taylorjensen2787
    @taylorjensen2787 Год назад

    Come for the Rage.
    Stay for the RAGEEEE!!!!

  • @mjolnir9421
    @mjolnir9421 Год назад +4

    time to find a new RTS my guy... this isnt healthy at this point tbh

  • @goldenmilkpudding8743
    @goldenmilkpudding8743 Год назад +3

    QQ so much water from those tears

  • @bobbybkh1471
    @bobbybkh1471 Год назад

    8:59 "It's so gross, it's so gross."
    I do not understand???

  • @commandertex4389
    @commandertex4389 Год назад +1

    I do feel bad for arty. Starcraft is amazing and to never get opponents if equal skill would suck. It is halarious tho

  • @caiofiuzaseixas9027
    @caiofiuzaseixas9027 10 месяцев назад

    Only thing i heard was wow_? Meow ow

  • @markjones3809
    @markjones3809 Год назад

    GOD DAMN IT

  • @zer0her058
    @zer0her058 5 месяцев назад

    Wow meow wow underscore

  • @romanzuna3197
    @romanzuna3197 Год назад +1

    When people dont play the way you want them to play - cheese

  • @Overgis4058
    @Overgis4058 3 месяца назад

    I sympathize with Arty here, I have a buddy that's kind of in this same spot in SC2. Good enough to call the ladder "noob farming" until a pro gets on and then he's the one being farmed.
    I'm sorry there's no way that medics are the dumbest unit in the game when goliaths exist. You can tell your goliaths to go to your main base because you know carriers are headed that way and then they end up somehow all the way at your third walking around confused. Medics are ass but goliaths are 1000x worse. I feel like I have to go valks and gols every time because I'm not fast enough to babysit my goliaths and still do everything I need to do.

  • @EvansdiAl
    @EvansdiAl Год назад

    u stopped uploadin?

  • @henriquegaby3538
    @henriquegaby3538 Год назад +4

    Artosis the lactose intolerant terran

  • @AlexLopez-pk3ix
    @AlexLopez-pk3ix Год назад

    Bro I've been that tilted on league it's comedy

  • @rfenyxzhen5823
    @rfenyxzhen5823 Год назад

    this made me want ice cream. idk why.

    • @dioc60
      @dioc60 6 месяцев назад

      It stops the tears

  • @dioc60
    @dioc60 6 месяцев назад

    He was pretty salty this stream 😅😅

  • @derkrebskandidat8911
    @derkrebskandidat8911 Год назад +1

    Einen Kurzen, nach jedem "Fuck" heben und man würde nach der Hälfte des Videos, an ner Alkoholvergiftung sterben^-^

  • @nabibobettau
    @nabibobettau Год назад

    15:44 he's not zelot
    he's an amateur gosu

  • @basimaziz
    @basimaziz Год назад +2

    Man... Hang in there Artosis.

  • @andrewmenino7676
    @andrewmenino7676 9 месяцев назад +1

    I never thought I’d see an adult man be brought to tears over losing to a stranger in a children’s toy

  • @SwatyChopsuey
    @SwatyChopsuey Год назад +1

    Albert Einstein: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

  • @AimRobot
    @AimRobot Год назад

    Play smarter, not harder :D

  • @mistervanderveer
    @mistervanderveer Год назад +1

    MeowWOW underscOOR.

  • @zombieassaultman
    @zombieassaultman Год назад +2

    wow_?

  • @ruskii9931
    @ruskii9931 Год назад +4

    Lmaooo

  • @raptorsan85
    @raptorsan85 5 месяцев назад

    played poker with guys like Artosis...you don't tow the line so they can beat you cause you're doing weird shit that's outside the scope of the norm then they get pissed. Dude if you are my opponent and you get pissed...I'm doing my job

  • @jeremiahblum7833
    @jeremiahblum7833 5 месяцев назад

    Meow wow, underscore?

  • @Raducu2oo5
    @Raducu2oo5 Год назад

    9:30 - no skill, but just does a build that can kill good terran players....lmao

  • @superitgel1
    @superitgel1 Год назад

    What's this? Artosis is going through midlife crisis 😅😅

  • @JohnnyBoy144
    @JohnnyBoy144 Год назад +1

    Lol poor artosis. 400 mmr below…. That is some BS tho..

  • @MasterRoshi8974
    @MasterRoshi8974 Год назад

    Meow wow

  • @GermoDante
    @GermoDante Год назад

    I know literally jack shit about Starcraft but Meow Wow tho

  • @Diablo_Institution
    @Diablo_Institution Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Karalexia
    @Karalexia Год назад +1

    Seriously? For all his 'skill', Artosis can't fend off a wave of Zerglings? The most basic Zerg unit? ... And it's the other player that's unskilled!?! XD

  • @budsdamian9337
    @budsdamian9337 10 месяцев назад

    Lost to the same guy 3 times in a row omfg no wonder he’s so tilted I’d b losing my mind, so funny he has like no way to beat a Zerg maybe should learn some diff builds like rush wraiths n c if that works instead of always doing same build against the same Zerg guy

  • @st3ppenwolf
    @st3ppenwolf Год назад +1

    I get that it's funny for a while.. but are you really building your channel on salt?

  • @EvansdiAl
    @EvansdiAl Год назад +1

    "this guy just clicked made a ton of zerg, it literally takes no skill"
    artosis isn't complaining he is bad, he is complaining people aren't playing like in his childhood, where zerg would come up with different units, like a real army, and he would feel like a real general, fighting like a noble knight commander in a crusade upon the stars. we all want that game where we fight like in cinematics. have u ever seen a sc cinematic doin cheese? nah i didnt think so

    • @EvansdiAl
      @EvansdiAl Год назад

      he shud play total war where all units are at start n no cheese

    • @bad_ending2024
      @bad_ending2024 Год назад

      the sc2 protoss prologue cutscene is them literally dropping a proxy pylon to retake aiur

    • @EvansdiAl
      @EvansdiAl Год назад

      not dropping cheese cannons @@bad_ending2024

  • @orbitalstrike
    @orbitalstrike 10 месяцев назад

    ahh man, another one. theres no such thing as cheeses or all-ins. there is only Strategy. just because people use strategies that you hate or dont agree with, does not mean its cheese or all in. its a Real Time Strategy game, people do anything to win. simplest explanation.

  • @tragedyofwind
    @tragedyofwind Год назад +1

    i think SC2 is a better game than SC1.

  • @justingagnier2871
    @justingagnier2871 3 месяца назад

    S rank keep making new accounts and punish noobs . Wanna talk about frustrating

  • @adamlouis3725
    @adamlouis3725 Год назад +1

    does no one tell him to scout? his game would improve 50% instantly if he just stopped penny pinching and scouted. i think he does it on purpose to get angry for views when he loses

    • @smugegeez1406
      @smugegeez1406 Год назад +1

      I think he does it on purpose too. It gets him views and a lot of people who think they’re trolling him by spending $3 dollars per donation to spam tts when he’s raking in at the very least $200 per stream because of it.

    • @2639theboss
      @2639theboss Год назад

      ​@@smugegeez1406Even if its fake, im not sure who the bigger loser is. The clown, or the people paying the clown.

  • @bahachan
    @bahachan 6 месяцев назад +1

    meow wow