The Only Thing That Can Mess Me Up Is... (Artosis Clips)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 май 2021
  • Arty has a rough start to his day.
    Artosis Links (Not affiliated, just one of my favourite streamers):
    Twitch - / artosis
    Twitter - / artosis
    RUclips - / artosistv
    Instagram - / iamartosis
    Merch - merch.streamelements.com/artosis
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Комментарии • 96

  • @moralessanchezoscarelias6412
    @moralessanchezoscarelias6412 3 года назад +87

    Guys donating are hilarious!! Thank you guys in the chat

    • @rocksparadox
      @rocksparadox 2 года назад +6

      That was so dry to hear the Counter Strike ''Counter terrorists win'' by chat after the game against mr Protoss: ''I'm from Iraq herpderp I'm terrorist''.

  • @simonbeauregard391
    @simonbeauregard391 3 года назад +58

    Win or lose, Artosis is mad

    • @MrFlytoskyyy2
      @MrFlytoskyyy2 3 года назад +1

      Is why we love him for!!

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 3 года назад +1

      @@MrFlytoskyyy2 it's just a game no need to get that mad
      PS Starcraft is one of my favorite games wayyyyy back in 90s

  • @SaithMasu12
    @SaithMasu12 3 года назад +53

    He even warns the puplic to turn down their volume because things get a bit loud in here...
    Kinda funny to announce that

  • @rogirek3362
    @rogirek3362 Год назад +4

    First time I've seen Arty pulled out of rage by chat instead of dunked deeper into it.

  • @smilez6440
    @smilez6440 3 года назад +43

    these donations are on point lmao

    • @simonbeauregard391
      @simonbeauregard391 3 года назад +8

      His chat community is LIT! the humor there is incredible!

    • @MrFlytoskyyy2
      @MrFlytoskyyy2 3 года назад +4

      Those 2 siege tanks dono killed me 😂😂😂

  • @PAWNED71
    @PAWNED71 3 года назад +29

    One of the comments “do your children hear this?”
    I always think this too lmao

    • @MafiaCow
      @MafiaCow 3 года назад +1

      Apparently he streams when they’re at school.

    • @Lurreable
      @Lurreable 3 года назад +2

      @@MafiaCow His kids are often heard in the background.

  • @dannybauman1454
    @dannybauman1454 5 месяцев назад +1

    He wins, he complains, he loses he complains. There is no making this man happy.

  • @wyvernf6644
    @wyvernf6644 3 года назад +11

    Those two tanks were pretty chill not gonna lie

  • @Dodger77
    @Dodger77 3 года назад +9

    Come for the shellacking of the hacker, stay for the epic fall of Dr. Sodium. XD.

  • @Danoriel
    @Danoriel 2 года назад +2

    "I come in every day with my good attitude" I have lost my sides.

    • @jackcristo1628
      @jackcristo1628 2 года назад +2

      It's *technically* true, usually lasts until about 3m into the first game.

  • @joaopadua7134
    @joaopadua7134 3 года назад +31

    9:06 artosis being a good American not knowing the difference between Iran and Iraq

    • @frankbarrie6785
      @frankbarrie6785 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @__-yu8vi
      @__-yu8vi 2 года назад +1

      To be honest, the opponent mistyped the name of Iraq too.

  • @70rn
    @70rn 3 года назад +18

    Y'know - he was pretty calm for the first 7 minutes of this. Also legit question - why is 2 port wraith such a deadly sin when you're terran with turrets and scans?

    • @kaws8778
      @kaws8778 3 года назад +13

      2 port wraith is high risk, artosis only allows middle of the road plays. Everything else is dishonorable.

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 3 года назад +9

      @@kaws8778
      All-ins are dishonorable, turtling is cowardly and lazy, expanding quickly is scummy and lazy, worker harassment cheese is dishonorable... what does that even leave? Expanding moderately quickly while building forces early for a large attack that isn't early enough or enough of a tradeoff against building early workers to be considered an all-in?
      Honestly, if 9-pool rushing is an early all-in because you aren't building enough workers, then Artosis letting his bases get mined out in certain games without building enough new ones is a late-game all-in?

  • @nicolasgordon9101
    @nicolasgordon9101 3 года назад +4

    Lov u man, keep up this content

  • @mrmagoo8956
    @mrmagoo8956 Год назад +1

    Those two tanks donated $3.33🤣😂🤣

  • @nicholascurry3734
    @nicholascurry3734 Год назад

    When the bells ring and the lights go off. I’m dying 😂😂

  • @madumlao
    @madumlao 3 года назад +14

    "Yeah CC first cross spawn I'm so far behind"
    *skips to 18 mins, Artosis has the whole map*
    "OMG IM GONNA LOSE I HAVE THE WHOLE MAP THIS GUY IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!"

  • @roymcdre9180
    @roymcdre9180 3 года назад +3

    8:16 holy shit lmaooooo

  • @paxconsciente3352
    @paxconsciente3352 3 года назад

    best video yet.. what a fucking gem

  • @leandronicolas8848
    @leandronicolas8848 3 года назад

    This is one of the good ones!

  • @bluecatcopy811
    @bluecatcopy811 Год назад

    i'm sorry arty

  • @mustafakaplan1360
    @mustafakaplan1360 3 года назад +1

    I love Doctor Sodium

  • @leftnao
    @leftnao 11 месяцев назад

    I’m a fan of the trigger warning for the rip headphone users

  • @davidroy8801
    @davidroy8801 3 года назад

    best one ever

  • @matthewreid6495
    @matthewreid6495 3 года назад

    I love the warning to turn down the sound 👌🏻😌

  • @dr.mustard6671
    @dr.mustard6671 3 года назад

    He’s right you know

  • @7r4k1r
    @7r4k1r 2 года назад

    Opponent: creates a worker
    Artosis: F*** YOU, F*** YOU, YOU F***ING BABOON

  • @brianbleakley4679
    @brianbleakley4679 3 года назад +2

    Lmao I'm dying

  • @tifforo1
    @tifforo1 3 года назад

    The possible map hacker does seem fishy, although it seems like knowledge of the map could also have led to following the river like that with the dropships.

  • @dantdu
    @dantdu 2 года назад

    That angry RT hand slap is choice.

  • @JohnnyDarko01
    @JohnnyDarko01 2 года назад

    I saw a video where he literally started crying and had to get up and get off camera but i cant find it anymore, anyone ever see this?

  • @cobble3231
    @cobble3231 3 года назад +2

    I don't knoW about you guys but I actually like when Artosis wins

  • @realNaniByte
    @realNaniByte 3 года назад +2

    i don't get it. He is angry when he wins, he is angry when he losses, he is angry when he cheeses. Why does he play then?

    • @jackcristo1628
      @jackcristo1628 2 года назад

      someone asked this once and Arty called them a serial killer

  • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
    @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 3 года назад

    So why can you not prevent hacking in broodwar?

  • @reidnelmon6989
    @reidnelmon6989 3 года назад +2

    Gonna be awkward to explain when their kids are screaming profanities at kindergarten.

    • @endoleon2765
      @endoleon2765 3 года назад +1

      LMFAO they are told it's bed time and they go "FUCKING BULLSHIT"

  • @aaronlindsey2219
    @aaronlindsey2219 3 года назад

    should have gone for a base race

  • @eatberries3173
    @eatberries3173 3 года назад

    lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
    @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 3 года назад

    I am also angry!

  • @ormash7909
    @ormash7909 2 года назад

    as a random player i feel offended

  • @perulv4090
    @perulv4090 3 года назад

    If I was flash I would challenge arty to a game and cheese him forcthectrolololololz

  • @justincronkright5025
    @justincronkright5025 3 года назад +1

    Again 'levers' not 'levvers'. But yes you're pretty much absolutely correct beyond that Artosis, for the most part.

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 3 года назад +1

      Try checking the dictionary, which lists two different accepted pronunciations for "lever", before correcting.

  • @thomaswake9504
    @thomaswake9504 3 года назад +1

    LMAO

  • @keepaedits
    @keepaedits 3 года назад +1

    If you feel useless remember ragetosis is a thing

    • @DaimothCL
      @DaimothCL 2 года назад

      he's also providing for a family with 4 kids(?), guaranteed doing more than you are hehe

  • @goodguycwyzz4768
    @goodguycwyzz4768 3 года назад

    Random CC first cross spawn is pretty tilting tbh lol

  • @70rn
    @70rn 3 года назад +1

    First for Flash.

  • @kurzackd
    @kurzackd 3 года назад +2

    8:42 - why'd the guy quit? He wasn't lost?

    • @Redtornado6
      @Redtornado6 3 года назад

      He was being contained, and he had wraiths while artosis had goliaths. Artosis also killed his expo a little bit earlier. I’m not much of an expert on sc but that’s just my first thoughts

    • @kurzackd
      @kurzackd 3 года назад +2

      @@Redtornado6 those wraiths were enough to do some serious harass on Artosis's economy, EVEN WITH goliaths present.
      Surely he could have tried to at least wriggle a bit?
      You can even see that his score at the end was considerably higher than that of Artosis.

    • @Redtornado6
      @Redtornado6 3 года назад +2

      @@kurzackd the guy was harassing artosis base. He killed one of artosis commands, but then artosis built a turret and was probably safe

    • @kurzackd
      @kurzackd 3 года назад +2

      @@Redtornado6 ok, but *still*... I think he gg'd prematurely, BY A LONG SHOT. Probably he had to leave urgently for some reason?

    • @Redtornado6
      @Redtornado6 3 года назад

      @@kurzackd I honestly don’t know I was just guessing on why he thought he was losing

  • @joshw9424
    @joshw9424 3 года назад +1

    He's like John Goodman from Big Lebowski...

  • @xieulong
    @xieulong 3 месяца назад

    Is he angry just for the stream or is Artosis actually like this?

  • @jackcristo1628
    @jackcristo1628 3 года назад +1

    Flash's tanks wouldn't have

  • @Maltbyr
    @Maltbyr 3 года назад

    Nice hacking.

  • @joshuabuena8049
    @joshuabuena8049 3 года назад

    You should start charging people to play with you. I want to be better at playing starcraft, I'd be happy to pay. --Love artosis--

  • @Xyikz
    @Xyikz 3 года назад +2

    why does everyone donate $3.33 lol

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +2

      It's the default amount to donate.

    • @twalt
      @twalt 3 года назад

      @@ArtosisClips it's the minimum amount you need to donate for text to speech

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +2

      @@twalt $3 is the minimum for TTS, $3.33 is just the default when you open his tip page.

    • @twalt
      @twalt 3 года назад

      @@ArtosisClips if you do 3.00 exactly, it wont play. i think it has to be greater than 3

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +1

      @@twalt I donate $3 regularly when I do it and it always works.

  • @MichaelMantion
    @MichaelMantion 3 года назад +1

    not really a clip bro...

    • @haodafan9433
      @haodafan9433 3 года назад

      It's many clips :))

    • @ArtosisClips
      @ArtosisClips  3 года назад +1

      Artosis Compilations didn't quite have the same ring to it... and it's a variety.

  • @gaoshikui88
    @gaoshikui88 3 года назад

    are there no zerg players?

    • @BLooDCoMPleX
      @BLooDCoMPleX 3 года назад +1

      Good Zergs go up to 2300+, bad Zergs get stuck in 1500s. Artosis is in the B Rank Protoss wasteland.

    • @gaoshikui88
      @gaoshikui88 3 года назад

      @@BLooDCoMPleX haha I see. but isn't he A rank?

    • @BLooDCoMPleX
      @BLooDCoMPleX 3 года назад

      @@gaoshikui88 Lower A, so he still gets paired with apes every couple of games.

  • @kleingreenlee7006
    @kleingreenlee7006 3 года назад +2

    Biggest Crybaby in Starcraft