“People Think Scissoring Doesn’t Exist…” - Kylie Vincent - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
  • Kylie Vincent shares what it’s like to have a disabled dog, her experiences with the D.A.R.E program and how people react when she tells them she’s queer.
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Комментарии • 160

  • @krys767
    @krys767 11 месяцев назад +19

    Tbh I loved her set, I think she’s just early in her career but she has great potential and just needs to get more comfortable with being on stage and bigger crowds. Love her expressions especially

    • @aesop1451
      @aesop1451 5 часов назад

      Looking at her side profile, I wonder what she thinks about Palestine.

  • @willdison5699
    @willdison5699 11 месяцев назад +24

    This was funnier than the comments or the audience is giving you credit for. Keep it up

  • @cloudyboy1756
    @cloudyboy1756 Год назад +31

    Her vibe and her jokes don’t match, I watched the full thing to be fair ,and that’s the simplest way I could put it.

  • @miracleufodiama1453
    @miracleufodiama1453 11 месяцев назад +10

    Nah it was good all through, delivery could be better and the crowd didn't seem to be on her wavelength. She's funny.

  • @a.j.triplett4624
    @a.j.triplett4624 Год назад +49

    She's not bad. She just needs to keep working at it. She seemed tense. Like she was forcing jokes instead of a more natural delivery.

    • @grtjr71
      @grtjr71 Год назад

      She is not bad, she just plain down right sucks!

  • @coffeeandgreenbeans6737
    @coffeeandgreenbeans6737 Год назад +9

    Potential for sure like others said. She made me laugh !!

  • @dishman4694
    @dishman4694 Год назад +15

    Holy god. “I have to squeeze her like a capri sun.”

  • @mandishotfilms
    @mandishotfilms Год назад +11

    I love her and I want to see more!!

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Год назад +4

    I like her a lot.

  • @NukNoETV
    @NukNoETV Год назад +48

    I laughed when she called the crowd pussies!!! That was honestly the funniest part ... Whole set felt forced. Maybe she was nervous???

    • @jedimindtrixr4kidz294
      @jedimindtrixr4kidz294 Год назад +11

      This comment will definitely soothe her nerves next time though.

    • @NukNoETV
      @NukNoETV Год назад +5

      @@jedimindtrixr4kidz294 Then my work here is done....
      *Dusts hand slowly*

    • @yoface938
      @yoface938 Год назад +9

      The joke quality doesn’t really matter. What matters is your delivery and how well you can sell the joke. She just lacks experience and expertise.

    • @NukNoETV
      @NukNoETV Год назад +6

      @@yoface938 this is spot on!!! Cause she definitely was funny, but it wasn't hitting....for me...

    • @yoface938
      @yoface938 Год назад +2

      @@NukNoETV yep she only made me smile with the head joke near the end because it employed a traditional format and delivery style. She wasn’t that good at selling it tho because she got nervous and trembled at the audience’s silence instead of just following through. She’s scared of bombing, but that’s a part of the job. It’s impossible to please everyone just do your thing and move on.

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse Год назад +18

    The beginning was great. Lost steam halfway through.

  • @mikelheron20
    @mikelheron20 Месяц назад +1

    To anybody who's just started watching and hoping it'll get better... It doesn't.

  • @mdew578
    @mdew578 11 месяцев назад +1

    The disabled dog joke really hit on the 7th repeat.

  • @grizzlehatchet1
    @grizzlehatchet1 Год назад +17

    😂 Near the end... Multiple jokes bomb and she calls the crowd "pussies" for not laughing... Nah its just not funny material.

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. Год назад +9

    She seems cool but i don't think stand-up is her thing.

  • @ZachRussellComedy
    @ZachRussellComedy Год назад +32

    Kylie!! You killed this! Next time we see each other, bleach on me

    • @faveladarbunch8738
      @faveladarbunch8738 Год назад

      Kylie asked me to asked who the f you were? She doesnt know you and now shes terrified. She thinks she has a stalker now. Seriously wtf are you? im calling 911 this is ridiculous, kylie only drinks bleach with me.

  • @rayeschiller
    @rayeschiller Год назад +3

    Yessss this is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @derrickdicaprio
    @derrickdicaprio Год назад +4

    Don't Tell Comedy > Comedy Central Stand-Up

  • @soopsammich4533
    @soopsammich4533 Год назад +3

    Nerves? Seemed off. Good material, keep it up.

    • @NukNoETV
      @NukNoETV Год назад +1

      I watched her whole set...but as someone else stated. The delivery wasn't domino's

  • @jedimindtrixr4kidz294
    @jedimindtrixr4kidz294 Год назад +5

    Spicoli had a daughter?

  • @brixiex2580
    @brixiex2580 Год назад

    beginning was hit or miss but the mid-end was great. i'll be looking out for her

  • @nogoogleplus
    @nogoogleplus Год назад +10

    Her material definitely needs some work

  • @radu443
    @radu443 Год назад +34

    Watching this cost me nothing, yet I want a refund.

  • @aalires
    @aalires Год назад +7

    I’m sure it wasn’t technically perfect, but I enjoyed it still.

  • @DuphianceXboxGT
    @DuphianceXboxGT Год назад +1

    We should have Jeffery Ross or Anthony Jeselnik roast her on stage about her comedy .

  • @grizzlehatchet1
    @grizzlehatchet1 Год назад +18

    This whole thing is a cry for help.

  • @Neokigali
    @Neokigali Год назад +4

    Yeah, plenty of funny people out there. This set was not. Probably more funny in person with a drink in my hand.

  • @JuMixBoox
    @JuMixBoox Год назад +1

    The fact that the captioning censored queer completely surprised me a little.

  • @WayTooCool4uNinjas
    @WayTooCool4uNinjas Год назад +6

    God damn ive seen some bad sets in my life especially getting in to stand up myself but this was just horrible she didnt even have time to properly set up her jokes because there were so few laughs in between so everything felt rushed and forced plus the jokes just werent good 😮‍💨I think they could have been a little better if her delivery was more on point but its wasnt and it didnt do her jokes any favors but plenty of funny comics who been doing this for a long time had plenty of sets bomb so i wont count her out just yet you can tell she is new to it and with a little work im sure she will do alot better I can tell she has the potential to be a very funny comic this just wasnt it

  • @SaddleSC
    @SaddleSC Год назад +14

    Wow...one of the worst stand-up routines I have seen in quite a while...brutal

  • @shelleygruenberg3247
    @shelleygruenberg3247 Год назад +5

    It girl! Icon! The moment!

  • @xenniex2
    @xenniex2 Год назад +2

    That was rough...

  • @RandomGuyRandomNumber
    @RandomGuyRandomNumber Год назад +7

    I suppose it's OK to laugh at your own jokes, but when nobody else joins in...

  • @hannahjonescool
    @hannahjonescool Год назад +7

    So good 😂😂

  • @cloudyboy1756
    @cloudyboy1756 Год назад +16

    Uhh I tapped out at the turbo tax punchline I was getting embarrassed for her,cringe.

    • @baloneyslice247
      @baloneyslice247 Год назад +4

      The fact that she has "PURE COMEDY" tattooed on her body and is less funny than everyone who doesn't have that tattoo. Remarkable.

  • @ARKREPPIN479
    @ARKREPPIN479 Год назад +5

    I can't tell if the gen z DARE comment was sarcasm or not

  • @ericwalsh2954
    @ericwalsh2954 Год назад +15

    Poor girl, she doesn't even realise her comedy is more disabled than the dog

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 10 месяцев назад +1

    You could tell she was uncomfortable, but her material was on point

  • @101yayo
    @101yayo Год назад +7

    What was that? lol

  • @Free.Clear3802
    @Free.Clear3802 Год назад +8

    I actually didn't laugh at this

  • @ayeeffkay
    @ayeeffkay Год назад +4

    Butthead: she’s a girl… uhh huh huh huh

  • @mpettaway97
    @mpettaway97 Год назад +9

    Great catch title... horrible comedian. 😮

  • @terrycrews1760
    @terrycrews1760 Год назад +8

    Gen Z….that explains this type of humor. Enough said.

  • @chipsweaters
    @chipsweaters Год назад +1

    If MID was a set.

  • @mlemaire109
    @mlemaire109 Год назад +7

    Y'all are lame she's funny as hell 😭

    • @ChaosMechanica
      @ChaosMechanica Год назад +2

      I'm with you. I think she got thrown off by the earlier crowd energy but she had great jokes and delivery, especially as a young potentially new comedian. I'm ready to see more of her

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Год назад +2

    She should workshop this more

  • @nibelungvalesti
    @nibelungvalesti Год назад +2

    voice sounds like she's on the verge of yawning

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa Год назад

      I was trying to think of how to describe it!

  • @suenocane
    @suenocane Год назад +3

    She all over the place

  • @nephilim1337
    @nephilim1337 Год назад +1

    Hilarious

  • @lancelongie8919
    @lancelongie8919 Год назад +1

    A few good laughs, PC stuff is getting old though. Play to your audience i guess.

  • @teragallinari8128
    @teragallinari8128 Год назад +2

    I couldn't get into it. Wasn't funny to me

  • @dopeatcod7
    @dopeatcod7 Год назад +5

    😐

  • @EliseGraham-bu5xm
    @EliseGraham-bu5xm Год назад +4

    couldn't watch...too lame

  • @504Gator
    @504Gator Год назад +5

    you don't even have to be funny to do comedy no more its a real shame

  • @d.99nightwing
    @d.99nightwing Год назад

    Good job keep practicing in front of large groups. Voice seems shaky.

  • @wileycoyote4206
    @wileycoyote4206 Год назад +2

    This was so freaking good and funny and so modern like straight up on point!!! -no one ever

    • @thedarknessherself3454
      @thedarknessherself3454 10 месяцев назад +1

      wow! your constructive criticism will really help her improve the spots that need some work! you seem like someone who has a lot of experience and knowledge in this field that you can share with others! thanks! -no one

    • @wileycoyote4206
      @wileycoyote4206 10 месяцев назад

      @@thedarknessherself3454 I was just joking she was actually pretty good 😊
      -no one lol 😂

  • @rockmom62
    @rockmom62 6 месяцев назад

    I'm getting no sound 🤔

  • @Juan-hd8lh
    @Juan-hd8lh Год назад +3

    I dig her. Weird, I know.

  • @jaymillymills
    @jaymillymills Год назад +1

    The jokes are good but her timing sucks

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 Год назад +1

    Sad…..good luck!

  • @savannahlee3384
    @savannahlee3384 Год назад +3

    She is comedys it girl

  • @mustard214
    @mustard214 Год назад +8

    big incel energy in these comments, such serious business dunkin on a dope young queen who's smashin it ON COMEDY CENTRAL 😂

    • @baloneyslice247
      @baloneyslice247 Год назад +5

      yeah because insulting the crowd when your jokes land crickets is definitely what qualifies someone as a dope young queen. I'd be amazed if her career went anywhere, and even more amazed if it went anywhere without making what is essentially softcore material for pitiful men to chuckle at because they think she's hot.

    • @yoface938
      @yoface938 Год назад

      The irony of the OP:
      what? Nobody else is willing to gauge her set based on how much they wanna bang her in comparison to the actual quality of her performance of work? Must be Incels…

  • @gixxerjames5324
    @gixxerjames5324 Год назад +6

    Nope this is not it SMH next!!

  • @chrisman3965
    @chrisman3965 Год назад +3

    Not funny.

  • @SarinaHowe
    @SarinaHowe Год назад

    LMFAOOO

  • @cursedf7429
    @cursedf7429 Год назад

    And I'll owe you one

  • @HWNY506
    @HWNY506 Год назад +3

    “Democrat Dad”**
    Fixed it for ya.

  • @mendozajesus27
    @mendozajesus27 Год назад +5

    Umm not funny..

  • @markwolfe8537
    @markwolfe8537 Год назад +1

    I love ❤️‍🔥 it

  • @h-townc7986
    @h-townc7986 Год назад +1

    Well this was lame . Wish i could get back the minutes of my life wasted watching this horrid act

  • @markwolfe8537
    @markwolfe8537 Год назад +1

    Lol really funny

  • @pex320
    @pex320 Год назад +2

    🥱😴

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 11 месяцев назад

    I think she's pretty funny. But I also think she's really confused about a lot of stuff. I wish women would let go of the double speak.

  • @rakso1597
    @rakso1597 Год назад +11

    Is this funny?

    • @jaden_plays
      @jaden_plays Год назад +1

      exactly dude

    • @barbarakloise6790
      @barbarakloise6790 Год назад +2

      No she isn't funny to me especially about the dog. She can't pull it off.

    • @baloneyslice247
      @baloneyslice247 Год назад +1

      I think she laughed harder at her own joke at 6:05 than anyone in the crowd laughed through the whole video

    • @arleenmorlino4019
      @arleenmorlino4019 Год назад

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @KKStix
    @KKStix Год назад

    *rubbing eye* "Don't rub yours eyes" ..😳🤦‍♂️

  • @akgstone
    @akgstone Год назад +1

    She needs work on her routine, but shes almost there

  • @richards6431
    @richards6431 Год назад

    I imagine her opening for Brandon Schaub at the local rec center or maybe retirement home.

  • @gregjones8996
    @gregjones8996 Год назад

    Started out ok, got lame though

  • @melvinpatillo1091
    @melvinpatillo1091 Год назад +4

    Her presence was real good, but she seemed too PC when she didn't have to be. There're funnier ways to be sensitive to certain subjects, the best way is making sure its actually funny. If she's Gen Z I guess she's just be true to self but it felt like she was not, maybe nervous of saying the wrong thing when the goal should've been saying the funniest thing. My brothers a comedian and always has that one overally PC person criticizing his crew set for not being sensitive enough to everyone. Now mind you, his crew has someone from almost every group there is, he purposely made it very inclusive and there real close behind the scenes. No one gets offended at his show but the same kind of ppl. Angry ppl that aren't there to loosen up or laugh but call out all the negatives in good things. A "negative Nancy" a grinch. Some ppl just have poor perspectives of life and you can't please them so instead make others have a good time. We're allowed to laugh at ourselves sometimes. Not everyone has ill intent, miserable way to live thinking that way.

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 5 месяцев назад +1

    the tsunami of unfunny comics just never stops rolling. I'M not rolling here. wow. no. there ARE other careers.

    • @JanneBernards
      @JanneBernards 4 месяца назад

      The irony that this is coming from someone with 300 views on their latest single. LMAO.

  • @Gabby-er1sr
    @Gabby-er1sr 2 месяца назад

    So funny I forgot to laugh😅

  • @DiabloMarcelo
    @DiabloMarcelo Год назад +2

    She is NOT funny. At all....

  • @lennygracia8731
    @lennygracia8731 Год назад

    😅

  • @joshualancaster5375
    @joshualancaster5375 7 месяцев назад

    She's a try hard

  • @harryheart6018
    @harryheart6018 Год назад +4

    All the comedy coming out of LA is way too woke. Austin killing it rn!

  • @2dollar82
    @2dollar82 Год назад

    Lost me at .... queer

    • @sarsoar
      @sarsoar 2 месяца назад

      Homophobe

  • @terrycogan9908
    @terrycogan9908 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nah!

  • @bartgriffin5259
    @bartgriffin5259 Год назад

    I like

  • @jasonhwu21
    @jasonhwu21 Год назад

    Yikes

  • @ku1272
    @ku1272 Год назад

    This set is weak af

  • @barbarakloise6790
    @barbarakloise6790 Год назад +3

    Not funny about the dog lady.

  • @markminter6312
    @markminter6312 Год назад

    Ah, no. 👎

  • @BANEBEAR
    @BANEBEAR Год назад +4

    Yet more proof that men are funnier than women.

    • @baloneyslice247
      @baloneyslice247 Год назад

      maybe the market is just saturated with women getting rich from talking about their sex life while not being funny at all. Female comedians have become(or have always been) softcore entertainment for men, not comedy. It's sad

    • @cdhughes
      @cdhughes Год назад +4

      Bane this is an embarrassing opinion to have given that the funny women in your scene outnumber the funny men 3:1.

    • @BANEBEAR
      @BANEBEAR Год назад

      @@cdhughes according to who?

    • @cdhughes
      @cdhughes Год назад

      @@BANEBEAR me and your mom, son 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

    • @BANEBEAR
      @BANEBEAR Год назад

      @@cdhughes name a mainstream female comedian that you went out of your way to go pay money to see..... and why is my opinion embarrassing for you?

  • @tactrix1h
    @tactrix1h Год назад +1

    Her jokes are like 5/10, her delivery is 2/10. This is either her very VERY early work, or she needs a new career.

  • @pccoder
    @pccoder Год назад +1

    She’s not too funny

  • @borednow
    @borednow Год назад

    lame

  • @LeeloolinkaStudios
    @LeeloolinkaStudios Год назад

    This is the reason why I keep watching anything George Carlin. Get a job, sweety. Denny's is hiring. Just saying.

    • @wendisandler2239
      @wendisandler2239 Год назад

      @Leeloolinkastudios I've seen whatever the hell it is you're trying to do and Dennys wouldn't even hire you! So go back behind your keyboard and keep trolling!!

  • @gregwaters8480
    @gregwaters8480 Год назад +3

    She has potential!👍

  • @thetruth1862
    @thetruth1862 Год назад +3

    Not funny