How To Abuse Your Animals! - Stardew Valley
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2018
- Did you know that your animals can actually DIE? If they are left locked outside of their barn or coop they have a chance of being eaten by wild animals. So we explore that plus a few other fun little features. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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5:13 I like how as DF says that the animals can't get back in, a sheep phases through the barn door and into the barn 😂
And a goat!
OMG that's just friggin hilarious
JJ Awesome it actually teleports back outside like right after
I saw that two
JJ Awesome YESSS I JUST SAW THAT!!! 😂😂😂
I named my pig Mumps and took good care of him because even monsters that have no soul deserve love
Heathen, you do not belong on this channel
How about self pitying annoying people?
Rip pam
You’ve made me happy
Mumps managed to somehow marry all the other pigs, and some of the goats. And divorced them. This might have been a mistake.
*Stardew Valley is a wholesome family-friendly game about farming.*
DF: Let's make it the animal Hunger Games.
lol "animal Hunger Games" made me piss myself
@@trex793 me too
except for the....whole, yaknow, creepy child-sacrificing-murder thing and all the haunted strange dolls of *DEAD CHILDREN'S PROBABLY TRAPPED SOULS*
(did enjoy the silly video).
Lmao, the game itself weren't so family friendly on the first place, but DF took it to another level 😂😂
Lol and it kinda also makes sense since tributes CAN die from wild animals in the arena.
that animal killing sound is terrifying
I shat my pants hearing it the first time it happened (Summer 15th, Year 3)
i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be coyote howls-i'm not certain, it's just a guess because where i'm from we have them & it's what they sound like!
Yeh it was surprisingly disturbing
It gave me chills. So strangely scary.
yeah i hate it. totally unsettling.
Separate game idea: You play as an animal on DF’s farm and have to survive the night.
10/10 would play
*Five nights at DF’s farm*
I love that idea! *Quick, someone get Concerned Ape on the phone!*
5 nights at DF's
5 nights with Mumps
*PETA would like to know your location.*
*very underated comment*
Lmao
P People
E Eat
T Tasty
A Animals
Because they're impressed by his efficiancy and wish to learn from him? Seriously, it's like you have this misconception that PETA cares for animals or something. Even as a meme it's just plain wrong and spreading misinformation.
Gossa Mera Yeah. Maybe they just want to learn some recipes.
Viewers: "But DF! What about PETA?"
DF: "Good point, tomorrow I'll show you how to abuse PETA as well."
hahaha, that's really like him XD
Promises Promises.
PETA is where DF graduated from though... How else do you think he got so good at animal abuse
@@Kurachi84 0
5:15 "they can't get back in." The sheep was breaking the game to prove him wrong
Goat too, a few seconds before.
Katie Schultz your right and the goat did it cooler
The comment I was looking for :D
that's the sheep's way of saying "fuck you and your stupid videos"
ik i saw that
6:25 I'd never heard this noise before, so it kinda makes me uneasy by how eerie it sounds
Just leave them near Pam's trailer,and they will suffer enough.
(No wonder the dog always hides,he has spent too much time in the proximity of The Pam)
Rubylicious pam fucking ate him
@@dankay2697 oh no the almighty Pam is eating animals now. What's new?
I want first Seat in seeing a roast battle of Pam
She eats enough kids, now animals?!
Peachy’s Here! I mean, it's hard enough for humans to tell the difference
I saw the title, I saw the thumbnail, and I thought:
“Yep, this definitely sounds like something DF would do”
Also that sound that plays when an animal is eaten gives me the chills..
It sounds like cold blooded murder.
Which it basically is.
Same
I'm guessing it may be a monster or something
@@Koenna99 Its Linus... He turns into a Werebeast at night...
O
Your videos are getting darker and darker is there something you would like to tell everyone?
He's entering the edgy phase
He lost his pills down the drain...
He hasn’t been able to feed the children to Pam for a few days.
at first he was showing us how dark Stardew Valleys secrets are but then he played it to much and it made him go insane so now he’s a animal abusing human seed maker and a monster worse than purple guy
He... uhh..
Who took the light bulbs?
DF: When the doors are closed, the animals can't get back in!
5:17 *Sheep walks through closed door*
Uhh, sheep? Did you bust the door?
Before that, a goat moonwalked through the door
DF, can you see what dialog the dancing characters have at the flower dance? If you hover your mouse over them they have a speech bubble!
DaylightDolls They probably just say “Hi.” like the animals at the fair and the skeletons at the whatever the heck
"Marnie you sold me defective animals. They all disappeared." XD XD XD
The blue chicken lasted pretty long!
5:18 That sheep predicted the future and teleported through the door.
No animals were harmed in the making of this video.
...or were they?
[vsauce theme starts playing]
No animals suffered. They all died.
Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
@@bobzuruncle3822 not ALL! the surviving pig wasn't harmed
Maki Nishikino the
“Or were they?” That ruined it, its not funny when that’s there.
They're going to make a PETA version of Stardew Valley now, aren't they?
Please.
He just showed you how to do that
This is a pretty accurate representation of how PeTA treats animals
Interesting, I didn't know there was an event for one of your animals dying or if that was even possible. O_o;
"If I feed you some grass, will you live on my farm?"
Lies. You won't feed him.
Lies. He won't live.
Jesus Christ DF.....You CANNOT treat a Pam like that, They're really rare, native to Stardew Valley.
luckily they are VERY rare
Pams are actually a protected species. Better tell DF, or the government be after him.
5:18 "they can't get back in" sheep actually gets back in through the door like a boss
“The animals can’t get back in”
5:18
*SHEEP GOES INSIDE*
it actually hurt me to watch this 😂😂😂
I was rooting for the blue chicken :(
How can we get one?
@@KaylaCherrie With the 8 hearts evento with Shane
@@KaylaCherrie after the 8 heart event with Shane (walk into Marnie's house when Shane is there), any chicken you buy has a 25% chance of being a blue chicken.
I finally got one thank you both.
Hears Coyote howl
"Guess what happened last night?"
"take this and stop eating my animals".....lmao i died😂
Just Use the butcher mod and make a lot of meat, best way to abuse them......
when you doing jackbox again it was like 11 pm when u started streaming XD
Yup
But then you're putting them out of their misery, and that's no fun.
I love that you comment on all of DF’s videos
But he already do that mod
I love how this was the vid that made me choose to look into Stardew valley and get the game
I’m surprised Shane’s chicken even managed to make it to the last 6
it’s ‘cause shane brews his own moonshine at the ranch and then feeds the fermented mash to his blue chickens. those birds are tough and manly as shit by now. still not as tough as the pigs, though, i suppose 🤷🏻♂️
oh good just the tutorial I needed for my 6 dogs
why are people liking this
Because we are all cruel.
Oooooh.....
6 dogs??? Please tell me, you're joking. XD
That's a lot of work.
@@gustavgurke9665 true
I love that, this a video about abusing animals. But in order to tell us how he's abusing them he has to tell us how to properly take care of them lol.
"Dont worry Marnie, these animals are in good hands-" Exept for the fact that you are doing the OpOsSiTE
0:39-0:43 might be DF's kindest moment ever😂😂
I fell out of my chair when he said “I get the feeling my sheep will be the hairless kind”
This in my opinion is your funniest commentary.
I love how at 5:18 he said they couldnt get back in the barn but a sheep immidiatly teleports in to it
Df: It’s going to be a longgg winter.
1 sheep: walks in the barn.
I think the "push up" animals are in shock from watching their loved ones be torn apart.
Let's Play feat. Whitney Wisconsin
XD
Ok
"If you close the doors behind them, they can't get it!"
5:18 *sheep passes through the door*
Boy all of your tutorials are just swell.
I can’t wait to apply this to my gameplay!
how helpful, thanks for the wonderful tutorial! i’ll be using it a lot!
I think the first time DF played Stardew Valley everyone in Pelican Town was like: 'Woah, did you just felt that unnatural chilly breeze? Some serious shit is about to happen'
"Don't leave the door open or Pam might get to them" 😂😂😂😂😂
That…LINE IS FUNNY AS FUCK
9:26 The animals were so traumatized they broke the fourth wall, started a cult, and began worshipping DF, bowing repeatedly while facing his direction
He is so harsh but funny makes my day everytime I watch him 😂
Dang, that transition from the ranch to Robin’s property was just... beautiful.
Yeah, this DOES seem like a video you would make. It’s horrible. I love it.
You are hilarious lol
I love your Startdew Valley videos and your commentary. So much fun. Thank you
DF, we're here if you need to talk
Does this work with Pam?
No she's too resilient, nothing can kill her
Last time someone tried to kill her, that person got eaten. It was gruesome
Always remember, "The trees are smarter, but Pam is stronger."
she'd eat the decoration and fences
@@Kurachi84 she would eat anything
I’m not doing this to my animals but this is funny to watch
God, I love when DF finishes his videos like that
"5 Seasons At Mumps' "
I love how he says they cant get back inside, and then a sheep walk right through the door at 5:18
My favorite part about this is that I actually learned all the mechanics to make the animals happy.
DF: that goat makes me uncomfortable. just heard 2 of his animals get mauled and devoured by wild animals
This channel is like PG Disney movie, it's family friendly, but many hidden jokes.
That ending though, XD
I like how dark these videos are
Thanks for making this video despite it's dark humor it helped me understand animal better and I didnt even know they could be devoured, thumps up
9:27 they're training to get revenge on df
Nice editing for the thumbnail!! Keep up the amazing job and videos!! : )
Elise Jee I thought Kirara made the thumbnails...? Correct me if I’m wrong.
I was really proud of this thumbnail As soon as he told me the concept i was on it hahahaha ^_^
Kirara Lala it’s so amazing how you do the thumbnails!! ❤️❤️👌👌
Meh Space Dorito yeah sorry I had a flip 😂😂
“How to abuse your spouse-stardew valley”
Did anyone else see the sheep walk into the barn with the door closed
The most useful tutorial yet. I can only assume it includes how to abuse Pam.
Hey DF, ask your mod makers to make a Psychopath Mod. Abilities Like, The Hunter - skin n display all npc entities skins on walls, or laying traps for npc. You give them their fav thing and at a random time it explodes, cuz it's really a bomb.. or a zombi mod, animals start eating people.. stuff like that lol
That sounds like DF.
This is just normal DF. No mods needed
THAT IS MESSED UP MAN!
I like it. >:)
5:19 that sheep just walked through the door
I laughed so hard had to pause it in between. Thank you for that!!!!
I put off watching this one for so long because I don’t like the idea of animals (real or not) being mistreated. But I actually really enjoyed the video. You never disappoint, DF.
The fact that he doesn’t post stardew valley anymore is super sad 😕
DF: When you close the door, they can't can't get back in!
A cow, less than two seconds later: **goes back in the barn with the door closed**
*this* is the guide I truly needed.
This guy.... How dose this guy sound so wholesome while he dose this types of things I genuinely have to know his technique
“HOW TO ABUSE YOUR ANIMALS” you heard it here folks
What
I like that you put a heater for them in the winter.
Your videos make me wanna play Stardew valley everyday
You can catch me at the saloon some nights
Me: FREE ANIMALS
"Make sure to keep the doors closed, or Pam gets in."
Lmao
Is it really a DF stardew video without a insult to Pam ???
Surviving the night on DF’s farm is the ultimate challenge
5:17 that one sheep is like "nope!" xD
I kept thinking it's only 0's and 1's or I would have been crying, instread I LMAO. Thanks for making my husband wake up at 1am again; knowing full well your commentary was the reason behind it all.
I got an advert for a game called Who Dies First
The bunnies are my favorites in the whole game
Dangerously funny is honestly my role model
The survival of the piggest has been confirmed.
"They can't get back in" *sheep teleports through the door* 5:19
Actually pretty darn informative. I was worried that it could happen unless I shut the door on the barns -every night-, but if I can just leave it open all year and they'll meander back in it's fine. It's basically a "what NOT to do."
Also didn't know I could fire eggs at people, that is definitely on a "what TO do." I got some grudges.
"If you close the doors the animals cant get in and will die"
The sheep at 5:18 "Hell nah Im going in"
i literally cry when i forget to feed my animals omg
WHAT right as he says once the door is closed animals cant get back in a sheep disobeys all laws of physics and walks right thrue the door 5:15 and at 5:10 a goat walks thrue the door too!
5:12 what I like about this moment is that as soon as he finishes to ssy how they can't get back in, a goat and a sheep get in, amazing timing
YAY! You finally did it! I thought you would've done this earlier.
this was legit one of the most uncomfortable videos to watch lol
Because...He doesn't need a roof
while you wern't looking a sheep went through the locked door! (chuckle)
DF:If you close the door while the animals are outside, they can’t get back in.
5:19
Sheep: but I want to go back in. Phases through the door
Today I got rare dialogue from Robin? It was the same as marnie's. Lew...Oh but Robin said it.
I guess Lewis is making the rounds with our tax money.
I also got this dialogue.