lol shane is my husband in stardew valley and I felt so bad giving him beer to befriend him because he is an alcoholic... but beer is the cheapest thing he loves
Pepper grows on stalks and yields crazy for the entire rest of the season. I didn't know what to do with it so I gave it to Shane and Lewis. That's like negative effort on my part.
Everytime i give shane flowers he is like “lets take this further” honey we are married with 2 kids, a cat and a farm what more do you need (because i will give it to you)
Important lesson about relationships. If your partner starts gifting you rocks to eat, and goes out to give pizzas to someone else every day.. It might be a sign that divorce is coming soon.
peppers are the easiest, seeing as i keep the crops that grow infinitely in the greenhouse, so always have a few gold quality peppers love + best quality = best gift too bad there's no iridium quality ones i don't date guys, even in the game, so i just did give him hearts for the blue chicken .... plus i use a mod that makes all male spouses female now (many characters....)
As much as I love Shane, I feel like it was a mistake to marry him. I think I just felt so bad I mistook that for 'romantic' attachment. He would of just been a better friend than a husband. I don't have to heart to divorce him so I'll just keep leading him on in my little lie for the end of time. Or... destroy the world and start over. You know, I might not be that great with my emotions..
Your relationship series is the funniest damn thing! Try Maru or Sebastion next? There is a heart event with Maru and her dad that I really want to hear your enthusiastic commentary on.
Jessie, you hold the action button for a few moments. There will be a small noise and it looks like your character is tensing up, and 3 plots will be highlighted instead of one :) Happy farming!
Shane was my husband of choice, purely because I have been on the verge of suicide myself and can deeply relate to his character. His cutscene on the cliff really resonated with me, and even his post-marriage dialogue reminds me of myself haha. The only annoying thing is that when he decides to help on the farm he only ever feeds the animals for me, which means he must be really dumb because I have aufofeeders. I haven't seen him get jealous though, maybe that's just because I'm lazy and I usually only give gifts on birthdays.
i was shocked with that scene at the cliff, too....for that reason..... wasn't long ago anyway, i have a mod that changes him and all the other male spouses (and willy and wizard) into females.... so it gets more intense for me o_O
This guys is so fucking savage gets divorced same day as wedding. Kills his babies with no hesitation. He lost count of how many times he's been divorced
you know, shane gets alot of hate from people but i do love him, i think he's one of the more interesting characters in the game, unlike penny, She's sooo boring
Let's not discuss about the character design of some people that you can only interact with by giving them gifts, rare cutscenes and marrying them, alright ? :D
I actually love Shane in this game. He is me. Comes across as rude and mean because introducing yourself to someone New is hard, then when you get close to him he’s sweet. And his anxiety and depression makes me feel bad for him. He’s my favorite character.
You probably don't care, but Marnie is Shane's aunt and Jas is Shane's goddaughter. So it's kind of an odd dynamic, with Marnie and Shane being blood relatives but not Jas. Wonder what happened to her family...
I like how this game is all-inclusive by allowing for gay relationships. Really thoughtful of the developers to not just limit it to boy-girl relationships, and make sure everyone can enjoy the social aspect of the game!
I know! I love it. I'm not gay but I think it's great that they let you do whatever you want. If you want to marry a guy, do it. No forced straightness, no forced gayness! Such an amazing game!
DUH, If they didn't then they will get backlash. Also they don't have specific dialog that mentions they are gay. It's the same as if your dating them as the opposite gender.
The look Shane gives you when you initially talk to him after divorcing him is utterly priceless... I love both Harvey and Shane, but god, this whole video still has me cracking up. Great content, dude 👍
I like Shane because he actually has character. His storyline is bolder than the other bachelors' but still a mystery. What happened to his parents? Why does he live with his aunt? What happened to make him start to hate himself so much?
That interaction with Harvey in the beginning had me in stitches omg your humour is right up my alley dude I'm so happy you make lots of content Edit: Fuck it, every interaction between you and Harvey is amazing
You're an angel for doing all the things I wonder about, but feel to guilty over to actually do! Again, your sense of humor is right up my alley. Love it! Xo
He will eventually and I cannot wait til he plays other games in his style of editing and commentating. Not like I have anything against Stardew Valley, I just like some variety.
I wish their was a way to get 10 hearts with bachelors without having to give flowers maybe give like a friendship bracelet so you can unlock the 10 heart events but it stays platonic
This is hilarious, and I am tough to please on youtube. You are my favourite kind of humour. You edit things and skip ahead at the perfect parts to keep things interesting. Good work, I'm subscribing. Fantastic.
I REALLY hoped you would wait with Harvey's devorce. It would be so fun to see what happens if you stay with Harvey but go out on that date with Shane.
Sadly there will probably just be a popup that says you can't marry them, just like it does for the other non-single characters ;u; It'd be awesome if they added something funny for that situation though.
dude I don't think I'll ever get as far in this game as you have in a million years but I watch all your videos cause you're fucking hilarious. keep it up
I married Shane and it's the best thing I did since I started play Stardew.. Like 6 years ago. That guy tho, I fell in love with him at first sight -MC
One advantage of being married to Shane is that he gives you pizza and pepper poppers. I hoarded them and they came in handy during my ordeal in Skull Cavern.
omg these quotes you say when you give a gift are great! | shane: oh how did you know this is my favorite? you: you told me yesterday silly! (you mutter: jackass) its great
I mean, being honest, if someone offered me a free pizza pretty much everytime we meet, I would probably fall in love too, accidentaly.
Reminds me of that one girl who Pavloved her way into a guy's heart.
Me too.... if it was pepperoni.
In fact, if the dude had that many pizzas, I’d just bribe Emily to steal it from him with my starfruit wine.
Off topic, but I make over 100000 every 20 days. Minimum.
Just off starfruit.
Wow, Shane is actually one of the smarter characters. He even suspected the entire thing was an elaborate prank.
Funny thing is all my friends stalk penny or haley but never can know the schedule
Yet I just gave him random junk and knew where he was going
Reminds me whenever I give Sebastian a gift he's like "How'd you know?"
I'm your wife and I've been giving you the same gift for 3 years.
LOL
Lol I give Alex the same gift for 5 years
Kinda sad for me cause after marrying Sebastian,the game crash and I lost my save files
Lol, i've gave Shane the same gift for months
He's my bf now on stardew valley
I need to know how to get the mermaid pendent now but it's fall.....
@@random_Nobody Well Search up 'mermaid pendant Id' then write down.: [ - - -] for a name for your chickens.
"But he does look adorable in that outfit"
Even the most darkest of souls cannot resist the beast that is Mr. Chicken-loving-Man
his drunken stare is his most powerful move
*depressed chicken goblin
HAHA!
Sad alcohol gremlin who has many birds
His Sprite holding the chicken is freaking adorable
Omg I'm done. "Im gonna put this in my special spot." *Trashs it*
Prnamber3909 I'm screaming laughing 😂😂
Then he says the trash can is going to grow big and strong lmao
@@prudencemiller8760 that's so---
I can't even lol
He does that every time tho
I cant. My heart. Poor Harvey🥺
"Because there is something deeply wrong with me I bought 999 pizzas"
Something is deeply wrong with me because I deal with a Shane until now
Sometimes he tells me he might have a new fungus growing behind his refrigerator
Why is this so relatable omg I need therapy
Me with my laggy af game and glitched money trying to make shane love me by assaulting him with pizza:
Me irl
Who would win ?
The only doctor of an entire town that can magically find you in an endless cave
Some depressed employee boi
i agree. with harvey as the Dr. im hot for Dr.
lol shane is my husband in stardew valley and I felt so bad giving him beer to befriend him because he is an alcoholic... but beer is the cheapest thing he loves
Issi Carter I played on hard mode and didn't give him ANY alcohol in my attempts to woo him lol.
The cheapest thing he loves is hot peppers
Yes hot pepper is your friend. Pizza's not a bad choice either.
*cheapest with least effort on my part
Pepper grows on stalks and yields crazy for the entire rest of the season. I didn't know what to do with it so I gave it to Shane and Lewis. That's like negative effort on my part.
Everytime i give shane flowers he is like “lets take this further” honey we are married with 2 kids, a cat and a farm what more do you need (because i will give it to you)
Purest comment. ❤️
this comment right here is just-
yes
Breeding kink
@@bobdebilder2512 why
@@liahuribe2126 why not
I’m kidding-
Important lesson about relationships. If your partner starts gifting you rocks to eat, and goes out to give pizzas to someone else every day.. It might be a sign that divorce is coming soon.
"I really like being a father" … 😬 about that
JuggaloKlown88 the emoji use in this comment is so perfect. I laughed so loud I woke my boyfriend who was sleeping next to me 😭😂
I was scrolling through the comments and this as he said that... :P
"My personal response would be: do a flip, but that would be WILDLY inappropriate" dead
"He wears glasses to bed, that's why we are getting a divorce"
"Uh, Shane? I think you're supposed to fall the other way"
I cracked up haha.
there should really be a witch princess type character that falls for you when you make the other villagers hate you. theyd be mumps's perfect match
that should be a mod.
Like on harvest moon?
@harvest moon
ehe harvest moon
Not a Princess. Just the witch that was the wizards ex
it's always so hilarious how deadpan you are with these events and relationships :'D
that's not true
u can hear the enthusiasm in his voice if u listen careful enough
the same as me with my life
Codex I meant he was playing the comically serious/sarcastic one rather than him literally being emotionless.
*sarcastic tone* omg really? i wouldn't in a million year have realized that myself
-_-
Codex lmao from those comments I wouldn't want to met you in real life you seem super annoying
Quick tip, you can give someone a gift on their birthday even if you've already given them two gifts that week :)
Was going to comment the same thing, thumps up instead.
"Well that's perfect, I know a doctor."
I just gave Shane alcohol to befriend him. Pretty sure he had no liver left by the end.
IPlayPianoInMyPjs I gave him peppera
Peppers*
Shane likes spaghetti, pizza, and pepper poppers whenever you get sick of feeding him beer and enabling his alcohol problem..
peppers are the easiest, seeing as i keep the crops that grow infinitely in the greenhouse, so always have a few gold quality peppers love + best quality = best gift
too bad there's no iridium quality ones
i don't date guys, even in the game, so i just did give him hearts for the blue chicken
.... plus i use a mod that makes all male spouses female now (many characters....)
Cool
"Do a flip" I lost my shit
I love your dark sense of humor xD It's the best.
Henry Peter it's almost dangerously funny …
JuggaloKlown88 dont do it.
Trishy *puts on shades*
How dare you insult my trash husband
But on a more jovial note can you please go back to the completionist farm?
DangerouslyFunny 11 Hours ago
Yeah I'll get back to that probably on the weekend.
Marco lol fake
Wolf Howl Well if you don't believe me, then find his comment, it's somewhere around here since somebody asked before already.
Charles Mason they were quoting him.
"Shane, have a beer"
"Oh wow, how did you know this is my favorite?"
"Cus you stand drinking in the bar all night after work, dumbass."
I also love pizza and have a soul-crushing job.
Not to mention the depression **sniff**
Same
As much as I love Shane, I feel like it was a mistake to marry him. I think I just felt so bad I mistook that for 'romantic' attachment. He would of just been a better friend than a husband. I don't have to heart to divorce him so I'll just keep leading him on in my little lie for the end of time. Or... destroy the world and start over. You know, I might not be that great with my emotions..
Shane does pull himself up a bit as his heart events progress. Penny, for me, is the pity marriage.
Paint Bomb Gaming just divorce him and use the dove thing
I thought there was a way to make them forget things?
Divorce him
Omg same
Your relationship series is the funniest damn thing! Try Maru or Sebastion next? There is a heart event with Maru and her dad that I really want to hear your enthusiastic commentary on.
I got that just while befriending her after being married to Sam for two years. I was like "Sir...I'm married....what do you think I'm doing?" xD
ya they were funny but thats all he has been posting soo.. xD
I think he's just doing this to waste time while working on something else. he's grinding some ingredients for barrels for wine I think.
Im new to the game and just got a copper hoe, it says online you can hoe 3 spots at once, but I dont know how. Please help!
Jessie, you hold the action button for a few moments. There will be a small noise and it looks like your character is tensing up, and 3 plots will be highlighted instead of one :) Happy farming!
"Goodbye, Emily."
ARE YOU SERIOUS 😂
yes
"Things are looking up" meanwhile, Shane contemplates suicide
Shane was my husband of choice, purely because I have been on the verge of suicide myself and can deeply relate to his character. His cutscene on the cliff really resonated with me, and even his post-marriage dialogue reminds me of myself haha. The only annoying thing is that when he decides to help on the farm he only ever feeds the animals for me, which means he must be really dumb because I have aufofeeders. I haven't seen him get jealous though, maybe that's just because I'm lazy and I usually only give gifts on birthdays.
i was shocked with that scene at the cliff, too....for that reason..... wasn't long ago
anyway, i have a mod that changes him and all the other male spouses (and willy and wizard) into females.... so it gets more intense for me o_O
Hehe sad alcoholic make me feel better too :)
"You're just trying to ship him out 'cause you're jealous" I lost it right there.
This guys is so fucking savage
gets divorced same day as wedding.
Kills his babies with no hesitation.
He lost count of how many times he's been divorced
I had divorced Alex and went to have the ten heart cutscene with Shane, at the stadium, where Alex was watching the game.
Oh God🤣🤣🤣
I love Alex but this is funny as fuck💀😭
Hubiera Sido peor si no te hubieras divorciado de él XD
This is like watching someone kick a puppy.
you know, shane gets alot of hate from people but i do love him, i think he's one of the more interesting characters in the game, unlike penny, She's sooo boring
Samuel Wise umm Pennys my gf and Shane is my bf so please don't diss my family
I really wanted to marry him, but I cannot have that dirty room in my house. It makes me so sad.
Julaeable the feet leading towards the fridge made me really sad :(
Let's not discuss about the character design of some people that you can only interact with by giving them gifts, rare cutscenes and marrying them, alright ? :D
Julaeble, someone made a mod that cleans his room. XD
you forgot to talk to Harvey after you divorced him
No one gives 2 shits about that guy. So far hes had the worst cutscenes and the worst reactions, really. Like get out of here with that partypooper.
Don't you trash talk my husband.
how dare u
Don't you dare say that shit about my wife
Fuck all of ya. ..!.. O_O ..!..
I actually love Shane in this game. He is me. Comes across as rude and mean because introducing yourself to someone New is hard, then when you get close to him he’s sweet. And his anxiety and depression makes me feel bad for him. He’s my favorite character.
"Cuz like many of the dirty farm animals, Shane lives with Marnie!"
*ATTEMPTS TO SURPRESS LAUGHTER AT 3 IN THE MORNING*
Omg shane my poor bb has fallen victim
You are the worst. I love it.
You probably don't care, but Marnie is Shane's aunt and Jas is Shane's goddaughter. So it's kind of an odd dynamic, with Marnie and Shane being blood relatives but not Jas. Wonder what happened to her family...
Now I'm sad...
Jacqueline Harkiss Marnie is Jas' aunt.
Joey Clemons no she isn't
Jas's parents died. She says that in one of her dialogues while crying
Jacqueline Harkiss suicidal thought inducing alcoholism probably runs in the family
I like how this game is all-inclusive by allowing for gay relationships. Really thoughtful of the developers to not just limit it to boy-girl relationships, and make sure everyone can enjoy the social aspect of the game!
I know! I love it. I'm not gay but I think it's great that they let you do whatever you want. If you want to marry a guy, do it. No forced straightness, no forced gayness! Such an amazing game!
@@whitneysweat5974 I like that and also it doesn't make it a big deal either. It just feels natural.
I think my favourite part of the inclusion is the accidental fact that like a quarter of the town is bi
DUH, If they didn't then they will get backlash. Also they don't have specific dialog that mentions they are gay. It's the same as if your dating them as the opposite gender.
I came for Stardew Valley tips and stayed for the hilarious commentary.
"Yep, that garbage can is going to grow up big and strong"
see: Pam, the tree breaker!!
i like shane so much i actually have the feels when i talk to him. that is not healthy LOL
I'll put that right in my special spot! *throws in trash*
The look Shane gives you when you initially talk to him after divorcing him is utterly priceless...
I love both Harvey and Shane, but god, this whole video still has me cracking up. Great content, dude 👍
"BI-annual wedding" yea it's really a Bi wedding
thatguyintheback100 Every marriage candidate is bi... so nobody except myself is gay on my farm :(
@@trickytreyperfected1482none are bi on my save files (using combined girl mod)
Trey Atkins same :(
I love Shane so much omg
i_Little_Red I know this is old but me too
nunca tan same 😔💕
Samee
Samee
I like Shane because he actually has character. His storyline is bolder than the other bachelors' but still a mystery. What happened to his parents? Why does he live with his aunt? What happened to make him start to hate himself so much?
Part time youtuber, full time savage
Shane probably my favorite person to marry lmao he's so sweet
Emma Wolfe Same here! I love him
That interaction with Harvey in the beginning had me in stitches omg your humour is right up my alley dude I'm so happy you make lots of content
Edit: Fuck it, every interaction between you and Harvey is amazing
CiderDivider I know that commentary when he brought Shane to Harvey
Shane has a messy space... this is not gonna work. Lol
If you give someone a gift when they're alone it'll anger your spouse.
You're an angel for doing all the things I wonder about, but feel to guilty over to actually do! Again, your sense of humor is right up my alley. Love it! Xo
Oh my god. I fucking love these videos.they're Always the highlight of my day!!!
Taylor Arnold right!!!
Am I the only one that wants a face reveal???
"And because somethings deeply wrong with me i bought 999 pizzas."
*DEAD*
I wonder if he's getting tired of Stardew Valley, yet
He will eventually and I cannot wait til he plays other games in his style of editing and commentating. Not like I have anything against Stardew Valley, I just like some variety.
Chelslyn Vance it's been 2 years after you commented
I wish their was a way to get 10 hearts with bachelors without having to give flowers maybe give like a friendship bracelet so you can unlock the 10 heart events but it stays platonic
This is hilarious, and I am tough to please on youtube. You are my favourite kind of humour. You edit things and skip ahead at the perfect parts to keep things interesting. Good work, I'm subscribing. Fantastic.
You always make me crack up, love your videos!
One day, one fan will write a fanfiction about the man known as mumps, and I will read it.
Aw, I love Shane...
I feel like your humor would be unappreciated in Undertale 😛
*in DangerouslyFunny's voice* So apparently you can kill all the monsters and you'll be hated by all, that's really interesting.
Enjoying your videos so far!
Love your videos DF! keep up the good work! You've inspired me to make great quality stardew valley videos over on my channel! i love this game.
@SharkyGames now i watch your videos!
"my next victim, is gonna be Shane. This should be fairly STRAIGHT forward"
"Thanks for remembering jackass"… I'm dying
it's almost midnight I have to be up at 5 but Shane has been babe since I saved him from jumping off a cliff
I REALLY hoped you would wait with Harvey's devorce. It would be so fun to see what happens if you stay with Harvey but go out on that date with Shane.
Omfg the deadpan and sarcasm comes so naturally to you I just had to subscribe. Yo are hilarious.
SHANE, EAT YOUR GODDAMN PIZZA AND LOVE ME!!
With me it was hot peppers... EAT THESE HOT PEPPERS AND LOVE ME
same with me, but in the video he used pizza XD i gave Sam all the pizza
Omg I had to subscribe too - you make me laugh! Love the sarcasm!
I love Harvey so this makes me feeling guilty for laughing so hard. XDD It's okay, I can keep him happy in my game.
Just rewatching some of my favorite videos/channels
Mumps is collecting marriage candidates like Pokémon
Easily the best stardew Valley video I've watched this is great. You're great
Dangerously Funny You Should Give The Mermaids Pendent To The Person You Get Picked For In The Winter Star Event. I Would Really Like To See That!
what if it's jas.... no, he got her yandere side done.... or clint.... nope, he got him already
what about vincent? (please don't tell me)
you should try to marry the dwarf or krobus lol
Sadly there will probably just be a popup that says you can't marry them, just like it does for the other non-single characters ;u; It'd be awesome if they added something funny for that situation though.
i'd marry krobus, he's adorable
Declan is that you
I love your commentary, its hilarious, xD. Keep up the good work!
lmaoooo I really liked this one, I love how you roast all of them
i fucking love you dude every time i look up anything about this game your name comes up and i had to sub you're fucking amazing
"Aren't you supposed to fall the other way?"
Me: *chokes on laughter*
your so funny, what makes me laugh is that you are so calm when you say it
subscribed
“Do a flip!” 🤣🤣
dude I don't think I'll ever get as far in this game as you have in a million years but I watch all your videos cause you're fucking hilarious. keep it up
I married Shane and it's the best thing I did since I started play Stardew.. Like 6 years ago. That guy tho, I fell in love with him at first sight
-MC
Subbed for your soothing voice and weird sense of humor :D
holy shit do a flip now my and forever fav youtuber
Amazing!
I would still love to see you do a video/stream on cooking one day. 😘
Shane's been my favorite since the beginning...
I still appreciate your videos though
Shane is my spirit animal
One advantage of being married to Shane is that he gives you pizza and pepper poppers. I hoarded them and they came in handy during my ordeal in Skull Cavern.
This might be your best video yet
Completionist series pls?
Yeah I'll get back to that probably on the weekend.
DangerouslyFunny Yay I've been looking forward to it for so long
Samuel Pierre this is more important
omg these quotes you say when you give a gift are great! | shane: oh how did you know this is my favorite? you: you told me yesterday silly! (you mutter: jackass) its great
I needed this today, dang.
"my personal response would be do a flip" I laughed so hard
"That trash cans gonna grow up to be big and strong". This is why i subscribed to you lol
"and because there's something deeply wrong with me i bought 999 pizzas" ROFL you are so damn funny, I love your videos! keep it up