"Imagine having a patient's life completely in your hands, and failing to keep them alive... that's something that will haunt you forever. - Not me, I kill kids for fun!"
Please, DF, you didn't KILL your children, you turned them into doves. It's a better life than being trapped in a farmhouse, neglected and never aging.
Ahh the anual wedding of the 70 year old Mumps, one of the things people are looking forward to these days. This is one of the reasons to visit Pelican town this year.
Theres a way to get another Mermaid Pendant Once you give your Pendant to the one you want to marry, itll take three days to prepare the wedding. If rain happens inbetween those days, theres an option to buy another pendant if you go to the beach and talk to the weird man.
Theirs something so funny about your dull voice with interesting humour. Not to say that you voice is boring or bad but it's so monotone that it really impacts how funny your insults can be.
Holy shit, that would be complete chaos, especially with the InSiminator (it's a mod, basically a debugging object you can place in your house to modify everything Sim-related!). I'm not sure if there is one for Sims 4, I know there is one for Sims 2 and 3 and they are very stable.
I'd assume it would be as similarly messed up as when I played Sims1. I used to do all sorts of twisted things in that game for an early teenager. Like dispatching of several people I disliked via a fireworks->rug room, having death spend the next 15 minutes cleaning up the recently deceased. And playing a creepy stalker. Or min-maxing so hard my sim was living outside technically homeless. (besides the loo, stupid sims) I remember running a prison as well. Nice little old couple with a secret prison in "the back room" which took up 70% of the plot!
"Because it's nighttime that's a very shady adoption agency." This line almost made me spit out my drink, I wasn't even close to expecting that sentence.
Oh i Love your videos, You are fantastic! Yous nice sarcastic cmments on anything, combined with your dry sense of humor keep me giggling throughout the whole videos :)
If you want to know how many hearts you have with someone, just hover the cursor over the symbol next to their name (and under their pic) when they say something.
You can get a mermaid pendant twice. If it rains you can get one, then if you give to someone they begin to set up the wedding, but since you're not married you can buy another one if it's raining the next day. I mean, I read this from some random guy, so what do I know?
ShadowOfOurHearts so in the game I bought a mermaid pendent then gave it to someone then they were gunna set up the wedding then the next day it rained again and I went up to him and since I wasn't married he asked me if I wanted to buy it again so maybe you can have it twice
I think you can buy a second pendant if it rains between the time after you give somebody the pendant and the wedding. I gave one to Shane, and it rained, so I talked to the old mariner and it gave me the option to buy another. I didn't, but I will if I make another save
You mentioned wanting to do a non-Stardew Valley video in a past video and I think maybe you should try The Sims. (Someone else mentioned this in a comment as well.) It's a pretty casual game and can be relaxing, but you can also cause a LOT of social chaos. I recommend the Sims 3, because there's more content and also a reputation system which could be funny. I also think I'd enjoy watching you play through the Mass Effect series. It's more shoot-y but I like that it's a choices matter type game and I'd be incredibly interested in who you romance and how you play Shepard. Mass Effect is also a good choice because with Andromeda coming up it's more relevant.
You can get a jealous response from your spouse. I married Leah and if she is on one of her nature walks (aka not at the farm) and I have given Haley a gift that day (she only ever seems to mention Haley). It does generate a jealous response. Not sure if it works with other people.
WhiteKnight Leo HE DOES you've never meet me I'm freaking crazy like a yandere don't marry my abigail and yes I am a girl and I like boys it's just a game!!!
Hi DF, you always say, that Fertilizer is so good. Have you ever tried, how many gold and silver Quality Crops you can get without Fertilizer vs. With BAsic Fertilizer vs. with Quality Fertilizer?
You missed out on the spring 24 dance with Haley. If you have 4 or more hearts with a single villager, they will dance with you when you ask and you will get a heart for it. I have no idea what your wife would think though!
"I must say I do look good for a man of 70 years." I'M DEAD
Honey Senpai SAME AND when he said "I'll be dating Harvey too because... Well doctor."
SAAAME, lmao. The "Not me, I kill kids for fun" got me good too XD
So you divorced Haley to marry her sister only to divorce her sister, get haley to like u again, and marry a doctor... You sir are savage af.
"Imagine having a patient's life completely in your hands, and failing to keep them alive... that's something that will haunt you forever. - Not me, I kill kids for fun!"
Please, DF, you didn't KILL your children, you turned them into doves. It's a better life than being trapped in a farmhouse, neglected and never aging.
Yeah-like hes doing them a favor!
wait do they really never age 😭😭
Nope 💀 after the fourth stage they just stop aging 💀😭
Ahh the anual wedding of the 70 year old Mumps, one of the things people are looking forward to these days. This is one of the reasons to visit Pelican town this year.
"Well, I read the Wiki, so..." you're killing me with that dry humor
First reply
OllieR *facepalm*
If you don't came back before dark after giving a gift, your spouse questions you.
Ossi saatana suomi perkele. *tien aika myöhäs*
Huh, I didn't know that! I'll have to try that next time I play 😅
This guy is probably the funniest small RUclipsr I've seen in a long time. Really underrated.
"I kill kids for fun"
- DF 2017
The duck feather was from the birds that flew away.
"Just let me try to heal..."
"Well, isn't that what your crystals are for?"
Bruh....
I think I heard you laugh for the first time.
me 2 xd
like 4th xdd
Evil GM when
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Theres a way to get another Mermaid Pendant
Once you give your Pendant to the one you want to marry, itll take three days to prepare the wedding. If rain happens inbetween those days, theres an option to buy another pendant if you go to the beach and talk to the weird man.
Theirs something so funny about your dull voice with interesting humour. Not to say that you voice is boring or bad but it's so monotone that it really impacts how funny your insults can be.
Finna iissdd
There’s*
I agree, that is one of the reasons I love watching him
ikr
Y O U R*
"I'm free to marry or do whoever I want!"
You're amazing. :'D
"Turns out, she doesn't know I'm dating her sister." Wise words from Dangerously Funny
"Please let me try to heal..."
"Isn't that what your crystals are for?"
SAVAGE.
I would love to see you playing the Sims!
Holy shit, that would be complete chaos, especially with the InSiminator (it's a mod, basically a debugging object you can place in your house to modify everything Sim-related!). I'm not sure if there is one for Sims 4, I know there is one for Sims 2 and 3 and they are very stable.
hahahah
Yea,that would be awesome,if he would play similiar way.
I'd assume it would be as similarly messed up as when I played Sims1.
I used to do all sorts of twisted things in that game for an early teenager.
Like dispatching of several people I disliked via a fireworks->rug room, having death spend the next 15 minutes cleaning up the recently deceased.
And playing a creepy stalker.
Or min-maxing so hard my sim was living outside technically homeless. (besides the loo, stupid sims)
I remember running a prison as well. Nice little old couple with a secret prison in "the back room" which took up 70% of the plot!
Please listen to this person and play Sims!!!
"because. doctor.'
Yay Harvey!! I am one of the few creatures who married Harvey in this game.
harvey is my doctor bae i love him
HACKERMAN Yaay I have found my people!!
Unrealistic Otter I did too! As he said, "Doctor!" Lol.
Unrealistic Otter I did too! As he said, "Doctor!" Lol.
Unrealistic Otter same. I was going for sebastian then Harvey's heart events won me over. So I had too. the hot air balloon one melted my heart. omg.
I married Sebastian once, he got jealous as I gave a joja cola to Sam in public.
I kept dying of laughter whenever you said
"Dummy gets a coconut" 😂
"Buddy, we are trying to eat a salad"
Made me choke on my food. 10/10 Channel lives up to it's name.
no joke this guys videos are the only ones on youtube i laugh with
this kind of humor is what my soul gets feed on
Same
She got over the fact that you cheated on her with Leah quick
5:20 he laughed!!! I've definitely heard it!
You are so horrible to them. I love it.
"Because it's nighttime that's a very shady adoption agency." This line almost made me spit out my drink, I wasn't even close to expecting that sentence.
what was i doing with my life that i only got to this wonderful channel a couple of days ago??
0:57
I think I heard you laugh
Yes it's the second time in the channel
Well done
You will become a natural person someday
His laugh is adorable
I tell ya, the children will find a way to become human again, and then you are in a hell lot of trouble xD
Stardew Valley: Hitchcock version.
You should play sims 4. The way you commentate would be great for the drama lying cheating ways of the sim citizens.
Yep
Thank you for bringing me laughter every time you post a video! I'm always looking forward to the next one :)
You can give your ex's gifts on their birthday I think
AlphaDumj m
Man, whoever is in charge of getting those kids from you must be very tired at this point... so.much.work! xD
I think it must be the wizard or his ex wife who gets rid of the kids hahah
I'm just going to say this. You're the go to channel for stardew valley videos. We need someone like you for every game. I love your work, keep it up.
''Annual wedding'', kek
CaronDriel Bi-annunal is more often, friend.
Making my comment all the funnier.
Bi in many ways, it seems.
Reni Ray biennial is either once every two years or twice every year. Very stupid, it is.
biennial is once per two years. biannual is twice per year.
You deserve way more subs man!
A love your humor and your videos are great!! New subscriber here :D
Marry everyone and have them all have the "ex" status
There should be an achievement for this
I love this dudes nonchalant commentary
I love your sense of humor, great videos!
Oh i Love your videos, You are fantastic! Yous nice sarcastic cmments on anything, combined with your dry sense of humor keep me giggling throughout the whole videos :)
If you want to know how many hearts you have with someone, just hover the cursor over the symbol next to their name (and under their pic) when they say something.
Giving flowers might cancel the jealousy. Give just a regular gift, no flowers
you are one of the best comedians ,😂
0:58 DF LAUGHS! IT’S SUCH A RARE MOMENT TO HEAR HIM LAUGH OR EVEN CHUCKLE AT THE SLIGHTEST!!!!
Holy cow you hit 22k! i remember seeing your first ever vid and you having like 100 subs! Great work man, keep up the awesome vids :)
I liked it when mumps punched the ex at 5:27
800 to 22k subs since I found you.... I'm amazed! love your videos and sarcasm!!!
Dammit, every time I even give a birthday gift to a bachelor that I have zero hearts with, Sebastian gets hella jealous.
You can get a mermaid pendant twice. If it rains you can get one, then if you give to someone they begin to set up the wedding, but since you're not married you can buy another one if it's raining the next day. I mean, I read this from some random guy, so what do I know?
You're a savage, dude. I love your content. Earned this sub.
he sounds like he gives no fucks + this amuses him. you just earned yourself a subscriber.
I'm a 20 something year old I assume and so is everyone else in the game however old man Harvey I feel is like 40
spenstarr Willy, George and Lewis
I love your humour so so much haha
I really like all of your content!!!
It's so sadistic but at the same time so funny! "I kill kids for fun"... quote of the year to df
rofl love your vids dude youre so chill and funny
you should try to marry everyone anbd have them all at ex status
A minute into this video and I was already cracking up. Odd request. Can you do the Sims?
Several years later and still waiting on that vid of the horse and a warp totem.
hmm do you think you can trick the game into letting you have multiple pendants by dropping the first one on the ground or putting it in a chest
No, to the chest, not sure about dropping it
ShadowOfOurHearts so in the game I bought a mermaid pendent then gave it to someone then they were gunna set up the wedding then the next day it rained again and I went up to him and since I wasn't married he asked me if I wanted to buy it again so maybe you can have it twice
Kaitlynn Healy damn! That's a hot tip
you sir are a goddamned monster!!!! and i love it.
Your videos crack me up!
This is hilarious I love that you named the baby Emily lol and you talk like an airplane host
this series has gone downhill.
keep it up. im loving it
I love your sense of humour
"Not me, I kill kids for fun."
Son, why is the FBI at the door?
Your commentary is entertaining.
Every video bumps up my hearts meter. Mumps, let ME buy the mermaid pendant.
OMG dude, I love your content :D
Definitely my top 3 fav youtubers! Keep the good work!!!! :DDD ;3
You should try to cheat a pendant into the game and see what happens if you give it to somebody else while married.
omg. i know this is old, but you're so hilarious! :D
Your commentary is the best
This entertained me for a long time.
i'm suposed to be doing a project that's dew tomarrow... THANKS ALOT DF
I think you can buy a second pendant if it rains between the time after you give somebody the pendant and the wedding. I gave one to Shane, and it rained, so I talked to the old mariner and it gave me the option to buy another. I didn't, but I will if I make another save
Getting a jealous response is a random event that is more likely to occur when you have less luck on that day.
This guy.... Well, you've taken Stardew Valley to a whole new level.
5:29 Oml that giggle- IT'S SO RARE FOR HIM TO GIGGLE
In terms of marrying two people, could you use the catalogue exploit to get two pendants? I'm not sure what wallpaper that would equate to though.
You should divorce Harvey, marry Leah and see if you can have two kids from different parents
0:56
I might have heard you laugh for the first time
it was short and it didnt sound like your usual WOW
You mentioned wanting to do a non-Stardew Valley video in a past video and I think maybe you should try The Sims. (Someone else mentioned this in a comment as well.) It's a pretty casual game and can be relaxing, but you can also cause a LOT of social chaos. I recommend the Sims 3, because there's more content and also a reputation system which could be funny.
I also think I'd enjoy watching you play through the Mass Effect series. It's more shoot-y but I like that it's a choices matter type game and I'd be incredibly interested in who you romance and how you play Shepard. Mass Effect is also a good choice because with Andromeda coming up it's more relevant.
man i Love your Channel !
You can get a jealous response from your spouse. I married Leah and if she is on one of her nature walks (aka not at the farm) and I have given Haley a gift that day (she only ever seems to mention Haley). It does generate a jealous response. Not sure if it works with other people.
"Not me, I kill kids for fun." 10:19
Have my kids please, I will provide the prism shard.
I've been watching these for a while but I never noticed that you named your horse Grover as well.
you should have a kid with everyone on town
:D
Another Dangerously Funny Video....LOL... You crack me up......LOL
The "biannual wedding" did it for me. :)
Dude DF is in his prime, this is one of the best videos I've ever seen from him. Funny as hell and twice as evil
it actually surprised me when he cracked a laugh after he punched leah’s ex ahah idk i find it wholesome for some reason
Jealousy and bad luck goes hand in hand. You might have been on neutral or a lucky day and that is why your spouse missed it.
How do you erase there. Memories dangerously funny
First!
You've got a cruel imagination.
WhiteKnight Leo I think he likes manipulating people
WhiteKnight Leo HE DOES you've never meet me I'm freaking crazy like a yandere don't marry my abigail and yes I am a girl and I like boys it's just a game!!!
Hi DF, you always say, that Fertilizer is so good. Have you ever tried, how many gold and silver Quality Crops you can get without Fertilizer vs. With BAsic Fertilizer vs. with Quality Fertilizer?
You missed out on the spring 24 dance with Haley. If you have 4 or more hearts with a single villager, they will dance with you when you ask and you will get a heart for it. I have no idea what your wife would think though!